1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:04,088 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:07,175 All right. Let me start by saying that I owe you an apology. 3 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:09,969 I want you to know that I'm trying to change. 4 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:12,805 - What do you want from me? - One more chance. 5 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:14,807 Thanks again for giving me another shot. 6 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:17,936 Well, I'm trying to get better at forgiving people. 7 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:19,371 Well, I'm glad to hear you say that. 8 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,648 'Cause I'm the one who egged your store last night. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,317 Forgiving people sucks. 10 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,861 - Should we say grace? - Heck, yeah. 11 00:00:26,945 --> 00:00:29,364 Oh, cool. Let's say grace. 12 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:33,326 - Well? - It's very... colorful. 13 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:34,619 Check out the best part. 14 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:39,707 Wanna try it out? 15 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,545 As long as I can remember, 16 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:46,965 unlocking the mechanisms that govern the physical universe 17 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,633 was my greatest passion. 18 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,136 - What you working on? - Dungeons & Dragons. 19 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,931 Hey, even Hawking took a roll through the park once in a while. 20 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:57,809 I'm working on a new campaign to play with Tam and Billy. 21 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,645 - You know how I feel about that game. - I'm aware. 22 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,565 Which is why the most wicked thing in it is my sense of humor. 23 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:06,776 I still don't like it, 24 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:10,363 but you are playing with other kids, so I'll take it as a win. 25 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,633 Notjust playing with other kids. 26 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:15,827 Controlling every aspect of their destiny 27 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,246 as their Dungeon Master overlord. 28 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,416 I didn't believe in God, but I sure loved acting like one. 29 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,961 - Hey, Mary. - Wayne, come on in. 30 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:26,129 Thank you. 31 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,256 George just ran to pick up some beers. 32 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,882 It's funny when he runs, ain't it? 33 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:31,676 Oh, hey, Darlene wanted to know 34 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,928 if you were gonna pack anything nice to wear. 35 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:36,514 - For what? - The coaches' conference. 36 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:39,392 I wasn't going to that. Darlene's going? 37 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,227 A free weekend in San Antonio? 38 00:01:41,311 --> 00:01:43,646 A hotel on the river? Of course she's going. 39 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:44,772 Oh. 40 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:48,484 - Did George not invite you? - No. He didn't. 41 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,776 Honestly... 42 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,363 ...what is wrong with that man? 43 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:52,905 Game time. 44 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:56,993 What? 45 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,871 Mom's just mad I'm playing Dungeons & Dragons. 46 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:00,955 Oh, good. 47 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,145 I didn't know he was bringing his wife. 48 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:27,273 And of course it didn't even occur to you to ask me? 49 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:28,524 Well, no. 50 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,456 But isn't that better than thinking about it and then not doing it? 51 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,321 They both make you a jerk. 52 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:36,491 Since when are you interested in a coaches' conference? 53 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:41,371 I am interested in a weekend at a nice hotel by a river. 54 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,623 Hotel is pretty nice. 55 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,128 - What's up? - Watching the game with your dad. 56 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,212 Where is he? 57 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:53,049 - Getting yelled at by your mom. - Cool. 58 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,930 Any chance you might wanna watch the kids this weekend? 59 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,015 - Sure. No problem. - Good. 60 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:02,767 I thought you and Dale might have plans. 61 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:06,646 We might hang out, but... That's fine. 62 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:08,064 Something going on? 63 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:09,856 Mmm-mmm. 64 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,068 Sounds like something. 65 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:17,615 Well, he's trying to be a better person... 66 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,076 and it's weird. 67 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:22,870 - Weird how? - Just doesn't seem natural. 68 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:24,664 I don't follow. 69 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,500 Like when you see a dancing bear at the circus, 70 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:31,713 and you know it just wants to rip some clown's head off. 71 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:35,717 - That's graphic. - Where y'all going? 72 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,594 George has a coaches' conference in San Antonio. 73 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,222 Ah, and you weaseled your way in. Good for you. 74 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,641 - I didn't weasel. - So it was his idea? 75 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,268 Not exactly. 76 00:03:45,435 --> 00:03:48,646 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a weasel. 77 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:51,983 Congratulations. 78 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:02,410 - Getting ready for your trip? - Yep. 79 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,220 Dale told me you were taking his camper. 80 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,706 Yeah. Gonna head down with Wayne and his wife. 81 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,416 Cool. 82 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:13,254 Just out of curiosity, when exactly are you and Mom leaving, 83 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,214 and when exactly are y'all coming back? 84 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,091 You're not bringing your girlfriend here. 85 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:19,761 Excuse me for taking an interest in your life. 86 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:22,430 Besides, your grandma will be here the whole time. 87 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:24,599 Never mind. 88 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,436 Wait. So her house will be empty? 89 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,605 Look, I used to be your age. 90 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,857 But can you try thinking with your brain for once? 91 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,526 If you used to be my age, I think you know the answer to that. 92 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:42,950 All right, baby. We're leaving here in a few minutes, 93 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:46,412 but we'll be back on Sunday, and your Meemaw will be here. 94 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:51,042 - Sheldon? - What? 95 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,045 - We're leaving. - Where are you going? 96 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:58,466 - To San Antonio. - When are you leaving? 97 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,843 - In a few minutes. - When will you get back? 98 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:03,221 - Sunday. - But who's going to watch us? 99 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:06,140 - Meemaw. - Okay. Bye. 100 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,518 Can you at least give me a hug? 101 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:11,646 I can. 102 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,733 Hey. Just finishing up. 103 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:18,277 See you again soon. 104 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:25,284 - How you doing? - All right, I guess. Dale here? 105 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,869 He went to go hang out with my Meemaw. 106 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:29,872 Who, by the way, is at my house all weekend, so that's a no-go. 107 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:31,082 Okay. 108 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:34,710 What do you wanna do later? Movies? Putt-putt? 109 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:37,004 I was thinking maybe we could go get a test. 110 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:41,175 - What kinda test? - The pregnancy kind. 111 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:44,762 We're closed. 112 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,639 - But the sign says... - We're closed. 113 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:56,732 This can't be happening. How sure are you? 114 00:05:56,816 --> 00:05:58,544 I'm not sure. That's why I wanna get the test. 115 00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:01,821 - Well, you don't look pregnant. - That's not how it works, Georgie. 116 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,824 I know. I'm just freaking out right now. 117 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:07,034 - Let's just go to the drugstore. - Right. 118 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:09,996 - I feel like I'm gonna throw up. - Please don't say that. 119 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,456 So, you've stayed at this hotel before? 120 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,791 Oh, yeah. It's nice. 121 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,211 They got an indoor pool, killer breakfast buffet. 122 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:19,672 There's even a real nice gym I walk right past 123 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,299 on the way to the breakfast buffet. 124 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,050 Why didn't you tell me there was a pool? 125 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:24,486 I would have brought my bathing suit. 126 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,054 Hotels have pools. Didn't think I needed to mention it. 127 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,682 Well, it would have been nice if you did. 128 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,560 They also have beds in the rooms. Did you remember your pajamas? 129 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,979 Okay. You don't have to act like that. 130 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:37,374 You don't need to blame me 'cause you forgot your bathing suit. 131 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,275 Well, I guess we're not going in the pool. 132 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:43,696 Maybe you're not. I packed my suit. 133 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:46,324 Are you gonna behave like this all weekend? 134 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:49,285 Responsible and fun-loving? Probably. 135 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:53,331 You are such a... monkey butt. 136 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:58,210 Come on. There's gotta be a more insulting name you can call me. 137 00:06:58,294 --> 00:06:59,503 I am sure there is, 138 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,267 but they're about to get in and they do not need to hear us arguing. 139 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:05,092 Whoo-whee! 140 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:07,428 - Hey, Mary. - Darlene, good to see you. 141 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,640 - Hey. George, how's it going? - Good, good. 142 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,184 We were definitely not arguing ten seconds ago. 143 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,065 I figured we'd order pizza. 144 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,858 - Okay. - What do you want on it? 145 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:27,615 Everything except onions, green peppers, mushrooms, spinach... 146 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,075 No vegetables. Got it. 147 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:32,328 - How about a little salad, too? - If you like wasting money. 148 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:34,914 Spoken like a true Texan. 149 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,750 - So, what's Sheldon like? - A pain in the ass. 150 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:41,212 No. He means what does Sheldon like on his pizza. 151 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:42,963 Oh. 152 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,967 Sheldon, what do you want on your pizza? 153 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,302 - Still glad you came? - Actually, I am. 154 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:52,348 - I don't want any pizza. - See? Pain in the ass. 155 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,517 Well, we can get something else. 156 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,394 I don't want anything. I'm not hungry. 157 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,561 Well, what's the matter? 158 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,982 My friends were supposed to play Dungeons & Dragons with me, 159 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,108 but they canceled. 160 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,693 Aw, I'm sorry. 161 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,737 - We could play with you. - Really? 162 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:10,700 Dale, that's nice, but I don't think you'll like it. 163 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,661 - Afraid I might beat you? - Actually, there's no one winner. 164 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:16,163 It's a cooperative game where you use your imagination 165 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,581 to explore a fantasy world 166 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,501 with the help of the Dungeon Master's pre-planned scenarios 167 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,420 and the rolling of polyhedral dice. 168 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:27,925 - Still sound fun? - Yeah. Sort of. 169 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:35,975 I got it. 170 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,351 - Anybody see you? - No. 171 00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:39,355 And I didn't recognize the guy behind the counter 172 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,397 but I used an Italian accent just in case. 173 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:45,484 - Please tell me you're joking. - Oh, I'm-a no joking. 174 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,612 - Oh, God. - Here. Do it. 175 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,573 I can't do it here. I have to pee on it. 176 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,116 Okay, fine. 177 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:55,244 Although we've done crazier stuff in this truck. 178 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,456 By the way, I made reservations tonight 179 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,291 at that steak house on the River Walk. 180 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,876 Ooh, fancy. 181 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,962 Oh, yeah. Nothing says fancy like a two-pound slab of meat. 182 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,923 Oh, shoot. I didn't pack my dress shoes. 183 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:09,216 See, George? 184 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,862 It might be helpful if you mentioned some of these things ahead of time. 185 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:12,928 Here we go. 186 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:14,847 Wayne's always doing stuff like this. 187 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,807 I'm glad to know it's not just us. 188 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,185 That's why I packed his shoes last night. 189 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,772 You did? Baby, you're the best. 190 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,774 Well, how can I be the best when you are? 191 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,485 It is just us. 192 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,780 So how does this work? 193 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,698 You start by creating your character. 194 00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:35,117 I wanna be a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power. 195 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,536 Put me down for that, too. 196 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,914 You have to choose from one of the character classes. 197 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,083 There's Thief, Druid, Paladin, Wizard... 198 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,543 - The Wizard. I want that. - All right. 199 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,669 Then I'll use my magic 200 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,214 to turn me into a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power. 201 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:51,592 - No. - Wait... What's a Paladin? 202 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,678 A Paladin is a holy knight who crusades in the name of good. 203 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:58,265 - I like that. I wanna be that. - Really? 204 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:02,186 Yeah. I've been meaning to do more crusading in the name of good. 205 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:08,192 Okay. You say you got Thief on that list? I'll be a Thief. 206 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:10,653 That sounds like fun. 207 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:15,282 Okay, I think I got it. It takes ten minutes for the results. 208 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,952 - You want me to go in with you? - To watch me pee on a stick? 209 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,204 I'm being supportive right now. You could try the same. 210 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,762 I'm pregnant. You sure I'm not too heavy? 211 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,097 No. I got it. 212 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,601 I guess it's time to do what people do on their wedding night. 213 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:46,188 Georgie, we're gonna be parents. We don't do that anymore. 214 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:47,273 Oh. Right. 215 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,442 Besides, my water just broke all over your bed. 216 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,861 Dad gum it. 217 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,698 Stop having fun and help me take care of these babies. 218 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,075 But I just got home from my day job. 219 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,244 And I only have ten minutes to my night job. 220 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,721 That's ten minutes you could be helping. 221 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,581 Now go change whichever this one is. 222 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,920 Georgie, there's a band called Guns N' Roses on the phone. 223 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,423 - Really? - Yeah. 224 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,593 The guitarist hurt his hand, and they want you to fill in. 225 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,640 - Tell them I can't. I'm a dad now. - Okay. 226 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,313 This is a long ten minutes. 227 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,241 Ooh, this camper is so cool. 228 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,285 We borrowed it from my mom's boyfriend. 229 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,579 Yeah, you might not want to poke around too much. 230 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,457 You find my mother-in-law's bra, I'm driving into a brick wall. 231 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,001 Maybe we get one of these. 232 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,545 Spend our summers driving around, just the two of us. 233 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,130 That sounds amazing. 234 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,257 - Where would we go first? - Does it even matter? 235 00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,181 We don't even have to take it out the driveway. 236 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,303 You got that right. 237 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,639 - Can you guys not do that? - Do what? 238 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,767 Be so happy. You're married. Act like it. 239 00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:09,605 - How do you put up with him? - It's a good question. 240 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,274 - What's your secret? - Communication. 241 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,485 Oh, God. 242 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,532 Well? 243 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,244 - I'm not. - Really? 244 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:26,163 - We're good. - Thank God. 245 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,419 - What a relief. - I know. 246 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,922 We better stop hugging 247 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,924 or you're gonna need another stick to pee on. 248 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,386 You enter a dark and musty crypt. 249 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:44,556 Torches along the walls fill the room with a flickering light. 250 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,018 In the center of the room is a mysterious, glowing chest. 251 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,437 - What do you do? - I open the chest. 252 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:51,981 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 253 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,525 It's a chest in the middle of a crypt. 254 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,360 It's a little suspicious, don't you think? 255 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,821 I don't know. I'm not even sure what a crypt is. 256 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,030 Aah! 257 00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:01,740 It could be booby-trapped. 258 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,702 Thieves have the ability to check for traps. 259 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,037 - Good for me. I can do that. - Hold it. 260 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,416 This chest does not belong to us. 261 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,544 - So? - I'm a Paladin. 262 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,506 It's not a very Paladin-y thing to do. 263 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,801 You didn't wanna steal the key, you didn't wanna fight the goblins. 264 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,594 You wouldn't even kill the spider. 265 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,722 You put it in a cup and took it outside. 266 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,224 - That wasn't in the game. - I know. 267 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:29,601 It was in real life, which is worse. 268 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:33,314 Could me and your Meemaw have a little privacy, please? 269 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,482 We can leave, but we're still gonna listen. 270 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,276 Also, you find no traps. 271 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,363 What is your problem? 272 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,198 You act like Mr. Goody Two Shoes 273 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,117 and you expect me to believe that's real? 274 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,077 - Yeah. - Well, I don't. 275 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,910 Sheldon said there were no traps. 276 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,751 Now, I know it's hokey, but at least once a day, 277 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,546 Darlene and I say one thing that we appreciate about each other. 278 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,966 Isn't that sweet? It was Wayne's idea. 279 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:04,428 - I appreciate you saying that. - And I'm gonna vomit. 280 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,641 It's fine. We know we appreciate each other. 281 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,269 Mary, is it fine? 282 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,732 I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear it once in a while. 283 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,734 George? 284 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,738 - What? Now? - You got something better to do? 285 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,449 - Come on, George. - This is ridiculous. 286 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,950 Just do it, you baby. 287 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,831 Fine. Mary, I appreciate you. 288 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,209 That's the best you can do? 289 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,630 Baby, do you have any single friends for this poor woman? 290 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,677 Mary, I appreciate how much you take care of the house... 291 00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:47,930 and all of us. 292 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,474 I know it's not easy. 293 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,687 Thank you. That means a lot. 294 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,066 I love it. Mary, you're up. 295 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,736 Well, George... 296 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,658 I appreciate how hard you work. 297 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:11,870 I know you make a lot of sacrifices for us 298 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,373 and you don't get enough credit for that. 299 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,212 Thank you. 300 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,053 Now let's hear how much you appreciate me 301 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:29,263 for fixing your marriage. 302 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,090 Shut up, Wayne. 303 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,811 I wonder who came up with blue raspberry. 304 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,146 Raspberries ain't blue. 305 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,440 - It should be blueberry. - You'd think. 306 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,568 But blueberries ain't blue either. They're purple. 307 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,280 The whole blue food situation in this country needs some work. 308 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:49,575 So what do you wanna do? 309 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,077 Probably something with our clothes on. 310 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,872 - No kidding. That was scary. - Terrifying. 311 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,748 I was afraid I was gonna have to marry you. 312 00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,043 - Afraid? - Shaking in my boots. 313 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,380 And what exactly would be so terrible about marrying me? 314 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,757 I didn't say terrible. 315 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,594 You can be afraid of things that are great. 316 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,053 Like what? 317 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,222 Uh... 318 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,224 Oh, rollercoasters. 319 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:18,353 - You're an idiot. - Rollercoaster's a good answer. 320 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,523 I didn't say sharks, which is what I thought of first. 321 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,860 - You're making it worse. - How is it worse? I didn't say it. 322 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,489 Rollercoasters is a good answer. 323 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,533 What happened to you? You used to be fun. 324 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:34,036 Come on. I'm playing this stupid game with your grandkids. 325 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,120 That's rude. 326 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,581 Cut the crap. We both know this isn't you. 327 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,209 - Oh, I can't win with you. - What does that mean? 328 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,294 - Forget it. - No, I'm not gonna forget it. 329 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,587 - Talk to me. - I don't wanna. 330 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,924 - Missy, help me out here. - Communication is important. 331 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,800 I learned that on the Fresh Prince show. 332 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,182 I asked you to marry me and you turned me down flat. 333 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,059 Are you still mad about that? 334 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,019 Hell, yeah, I'm still mad about that. 335 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,064 - He proposed? - He just said he did. Pay attention. 336 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,775 And you didn't even take it seriously. 337 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,528 I didn't take it seriously because you were drunk. 338 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:11,073 That's when I'm the most honest. You can ask anybody at the bar. 339 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,367 Okay, fine. That still doesn't change the fact 340 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,345 that I'm not interested in getting married again. 341 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,285 Why not? 342 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,540 I don't have to explain myself to you. 343 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,041 - I'd like to know. - And I'd like to play D&D. 344 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,834 We've been through this. 345 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,337 I like my life just the way it is, 346 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,173 and if you can't work with that then, well... 347 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,636 - Well, what? - Tough knuckles. 348 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:34,513 Whoa. 349 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,097 Huh. 350 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,183 Well, that's good then. 351 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,937 I don't have to pretend to be Mr. Water-Drinking Nice Guy anymore. 352 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,189 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 353 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:49,653 Yeah. Well, will you all excuse me? 354 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,825 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna get myself a beer. 355 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,204 So you're standing in a crypt looking at a locked chest. 356 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,957 - What do you? - Pull a beer out of it. 357 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,339 Get out of my way. 358 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,510 I'm a Thief and I'm opening this chest. 359 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,471 Have at it. I'm a Paladin with a buzz on. 360 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:23,353 Success. The chest opens, revealing a scroll 361 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:26,481 with ancient writing in a strange language you don't recognize. 362 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,899 What do you do? 363 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,401 I say this is boring... 364 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,654 And turn myself into a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power. 365 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,658 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 366 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,243 This game just got good. 367 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,495 - High five. - Yeah. 368 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,913 Heroes in a half shell 369 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,039 Turtle power!