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[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [LAUGHING]
- You're gonna get in trouble, man.
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Then move to France.
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The French, buddy? No. You're, like...
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The French would like
me better than you.
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- [BRAYS]
- Well, no, I-I don't think...
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Now, I know there's at
least one dancer in there
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that's got a restraining
order against you, Vivian.
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Five hundred feet.
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That's not... W... Y-You
got old information, Sheriff.
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Candy moved down to
Sioux Falls last month
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- to take care of her mother.
- Oh, so now
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you're keeping tabs
on the poor girl, huh?
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Judge won't gonna like that. Not at all.
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You two kids get home safe, huh?
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See you at the Elks on Thursday.
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You got my check, right?
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- The re-election fund?
- [CAR DOORS OPEN]
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- [CAR DOORS CLOSE]
- Had... had my girl...
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- [ENGINE STARTS]
- ... make it out personally last week.
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- What... what the fuck, Roy?
- [CAR DEPARTS]
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- Hm?
- What...
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You can't do this shit anymore, Roy.
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I-I know the governor now.
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See, now, what happens in
moments of life and death
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is that everything comes into focus.
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Are you focused, Vivian?
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Y-yeah, yeah.
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You're not gonna sell
your bank to that woman.
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L-Lyon?
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Th-Th-That's the one.
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You're not gonna sell it,
you're not gonna negotiate,
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you're not even gonna return her calls.
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W-Why?
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Wait, wait, wait!
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O-Okay.
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Find some other way to get rich.
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Foreclose on some homes,
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sell raffle tickets. I don't care.
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But that woman gets nothing.
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We're clear?
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Yeah.
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Now why don't you do a little dance?
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What?
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I'm just kidding.
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Nobody wants to see that.
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[SUV DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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- [BEEP]
- [MAN] We've been patient.
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More than patient.
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But if we can't settle this thing today,
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my next call is to our
litigation department.
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Thank you, and please
make sure to give this call
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- five stars on the next survey.
- [BEEP]
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- [BRAKES SQUEAL]
- [BUS IDLING]
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
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Looks like you found the cereal.
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Frosted Flakes.
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- Your kid likes 'em?
- [BUS DEPARTING]
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- Well, kinda.
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My husband. He can't get enough.
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Are you taking me to school?
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No school today.
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Is it a holiday?
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In a way.
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- But I got to go to work, so...
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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Slept in the garage again?
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You don't have to open the door.
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School bus saw me in my drawers.
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Plus, it's freezing out.
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Scotty, hon, could you
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take your book to the
living room, please?
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Want me to clear my bowl?
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Please.
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I need you to watch her today.
It's just for a few hours.
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- I want a wife.
- Maybe you could take her to the park or what...
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Wait, what did you say?
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I said I want a wife.
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I am your wife.
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No.
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A wife.
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Someone to keep the
house clean and-and cook.
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- I cook.
- Who cooks good, you know?
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Takes care of me when I'm sick
and doesn't complain about it.
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Who wants to know how my day was first
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and listens to the answer.
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A woman who supports me.
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Oh...
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- I support you.
- No, emotionally, I'm saying.
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A wife who...
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who builds my confidence,
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who everything revolves around... me.
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Not... And I know-I know what you do
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is important, I do, but...
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I'm important, too, you know?
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My needs, so I can grow
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and be the best.
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Okay?
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A cheerleader, is what I'm...
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You know, a wife who
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comes to the club for the socials and
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doesn't talk about what's a
felony or what's a misdemeanor,
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but trades recipes, right?
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With the other wives. [SCOFFS]
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Who claps when I win and
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rubs my back when I don't,
and says, "You'll get 'em next time
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because you are amazing."
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Is that all?
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No.
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I want a wife who takes
care of my other needs...
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my man needs...
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when I feel like it,
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and doesn't say she's
tired or that her back hurts
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or to pull out when I finish
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'cause she's not on the pill.
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Which... I want a
wife who's on the pill.
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I can't take the pill.
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I get blood clots.
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Well, an IUD then.
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[SCOFFS]
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Okay, look, look. the-the
point is I am tired
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of feeling like I got to
be everything around here
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all the time. The man and the wife.
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Like, I got to support you
all the time, your needs,
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'cause your job is hard
and you're always saying
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you have to pick up extra shifts.
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We are $192,000
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in debt.
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And that.
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A wife who is not
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reminding me all the
time about negative...
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negativity, you know?
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Pressure, when I-I
need to stay positive,
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'cause it's a mental game, right?
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How far you hit a drive,
whether you're in the sand trap,
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and you just...
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suck. You suck at that.
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So I want a wife.
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I'm late for work.
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We can talk about
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who really needs a wife later.
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Scotty, hon. I got to go out.
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I'll be back as soon as I can.
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- [SCOTTY] Okay, then.
- What am I supposed to do with her?
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I got physical therapy
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and I'm supposed to walk the
green at 2:00, my guru says,
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so I can play it with my eyes shut.
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You're a big boy. Figure it out.
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[WINDMILL RATTLING]
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[MAN] Please, ple... [GROANING]
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[BOWMAN] Say it.
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I'm gonna call Dot and tell her to come.
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Who the fuck is Dot?
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Listen, wait, wait! Listen.
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Listen.
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I got cancer.
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I need an operation.
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You got the wrong guy.
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You got... [GROANS]
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- Fuck.
- [COUGHS]
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[GROANS]
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Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.
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- Fuck you!
- [THUD]
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[GROANS]
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[DONALD TRUMP] [ON TV]
... on my phone call,
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but they never thought I'd release it,
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so they were gonna be okay.
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Eight times, quid pro quo.
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Except it was no times.
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Mm. They are doing
it for real this time.
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Jackals.
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Impeaching that great man.
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Now, not too short above the ears.
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I got the debate coming up.
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Gets my goat,
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they're hounding that
poor man day and night.
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The twins think so, too.
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We want to watch cartoons.
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Hey.
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Don't talk back to your mother.
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[WAYNE] [ON TV] Down at Wayne Lyon Kia,
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we got the lowest prices in town,
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and I ain't lyin'.
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Hi, I'm Wayne Lyon at Lyon Motors.
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And I want to get you
behind the wheel of a new...
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Aah!
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- Oh, Roy. Honey...
- Shit, woman.
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I am so sorry.
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- God.
- I don't know what happened.
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Hold on, let me just...
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These are my mother's napkins.
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What happened, Karen, is you got
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all caught up in things
that don't concern you
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and you lost sight of the job at hand.
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- You're right.
- Now, it's 10:00 in the morning.
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I think these girls have
something better to do
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than sit here, watch TV like
a couple of welfare queens.
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- Girls, come on.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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Come on, your daddy's right.
It's time to get to your lessons.
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- [ROY] Ah, dang it.
- [DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Thought you were that
crazy Swede for a second.
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On account of he's missing half an ear.
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Very funny.
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Got Nadine's husband in
the box when you're ready.
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I'm Nadine's husband.
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Sure. Uh...
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uh, what I meant was, uh,
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the car salesman's in the
abattoir, ready to talk.
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Did you soften him up a little bit?
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Oh, he's still got all his teeth,
if that's what you're asking,
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but only 'cause they're
in there pretty good.
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Crying like a little girl?
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He's pissed, I'll tell you that.
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Called me a few names I ain't
heard since grade school.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Swears we got the wrong
guy, which is, like,
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nice try, asshole.
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Thought you said he was soft.
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Well, he had a pretty good shock
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at the house, you know.
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Finger in the old light socket.
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Sometimes that scrambles the brain.
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You hear those stories, right?
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"My husband ain't the man I married
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since the lightning struck."
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What?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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We've been wearing
kerchiefs on our faces
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so he don't recognize us later.
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[MUFFLED, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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... don't you understand? I don't know
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what the fuck you're talking about.
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Oh, who's this, then?
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Oh, king of the idiot brigade, eh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Let me tell you what I told
these other two morons.
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You kidnapped the wrong chump.
I got friends in high places,
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and when they get through with you,
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you're gonna wish you were
the horse at a glue factory,
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you... [GRUNTS]
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- Jesus!
- [ANIMALS BARKING, WHINNYING IN DISTANCE]
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[STILTED GROANING]
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[EXHALES]
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[GATOR] What the hot fuck, Dad?
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I thought this one was
supposed to stay in the car.
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- Yeah.
- So you're a leptard, too.
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[GATOR] How are we supposed
to get her back now?
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- You killed our leverage.
- That's not him, genius.
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You grabbed the wrong patsy.
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What? No.
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I was in the car.
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That's his fuck up.
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00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:03,448
He was in the room, this guy.
259
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:05,808
Name was on the door.
260
00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:08,372
- Don't know what else I could've done.
- See?
261
00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:11,375
I thought you said you
saw the car salesman
262
00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:13,354
- in his house on Halloween.
- Yeah.
263
00:13:13,365 --> 00:13:15,150
Said you got a good look at him.
264
00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:22,956
It was dark, okay?
265
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:25,578
And on fire, and... [CHUCKLES] I...
266
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:27,977
He grabbed him.
267
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,775
Said we got the guy. It's the...
268
00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:33,310
What do you... Power of suggestion.
269
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,796
So what do we do now?
270
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:50,371
Son, you got a bad-luck problem.
271
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,460
Somewhere out there, there's
an upside down horseshoe
272
00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:53,591
with your name on it.
273
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,202
I'm just off my game is all.
274
00:13:56,645 --> 00:13:58,576
You know I'm a winner.
275
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,082
All-state quarterback, crack shot,
276
00:14:00,093 --> 00:14:02,274
knocking all the pins
down with my eyes closed.
277
00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:04,026
That's your boy,
278
00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:05,952
not this puke pile.
279
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,129
All right, I think I know where you got
280
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,435
that thorn in your paw. Get the car.
281
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,915
Where we going?
282
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,743
To pay the boogeyman.
283
00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:24,662
And you're saying that
the patient had a sur...
284
00:14:24,673 --> 00:14:26,191
[BRIGGS] Mr. Seymour.
285
00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:27,875
You're saying he had surgery
scheduled this morning,
286
00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,205
but he checked himself out.
287
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,776
No, they took him.
288
00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:32,763
- Who?
- Two men.
289
00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,284
They said they were family.
290
00:14:34,547 --> 00:14:36,830
That happens, right?
Patient gets cold feet.
291
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,755
Yeah, except his wife is hysterical
292
00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,651
and nobody's seen him since.
293
00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:48,995
[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA]
294
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,523
And on the same day, those
two FBI fellas showed up.
295
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,841
- FBI?
- Oh, yeah. They were looking for that
296
00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:00,367
mental patient female, the runaway.
297
00:15:00,378 --> 00:15:03,349
They're down in the cafeteria
right now, talking to Mr. Lyon.
298
00:15:04,948 --> 00:15:07,049
[JOAQUIN] Well, like I said,
we just want to talk to your wife,
299
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,713
make sure she's okay.
300
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,602
Are you gentlemen quite certain
301
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,334
I can't offer you a gimlet?
302
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,695
Uh, no, thanks.
303
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,763
She gave us the slip,
304
00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:20,822
but we think she's
running from someone else.
305
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,422
I'm sorry, I had a...
306
00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:28,818
I'm-I'm a little sideways, still.
307
00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:30,600
I...
308
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,623
Faulty wiring.
309
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,984
I-I think my house burned down.
310
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,698
And we have questions about that.
311
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:41,221
The night in question.
What you remember.
312
00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:43,005
Neighbors said they saw a
couple of trick-or-treaters
313
00:15:43,049 --> 00:15:45,355
fleeing the premises
after the flames started.
314
00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:47,053
That...
315
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,628
Fleeing? I-I don't...
316
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,759
You ever see that movie, The, um...
317
00:15:58,971 --> 00:16:01,060
Nightmare Before Christmas?
318
00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:04,809
That-that's a weird movie.
319
00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:08,204
I want to say I-I dreamed it, but in...
320
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:09,981
real life.
321
00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:14,765
Well, sir, there's no
easy way to say this.
322
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,363
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Um...
323
00:16:16,658 --> 00:16:18,616
Your wife isn't who she says she is.
324
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,981
Dorothy Lyon... uh,
325
00:16:20,992 --> 00:16:22,994
that's what we call an
alias in our line of work.
326
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:24,329
A cover story.
327
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:27,354
Her real name is Nadine Bump.
328
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:32,155
- Nadine?
- When he was a boy,
329
00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:35,066
my son wanted to be a ballerina.
330
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,104
I told him...
331
00:16:37,591 --> 00:16:39,604
[CLEARS THROAT] the male of the species
332
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:41,443
is called a "ballerino,"
333
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,849
but he couldn't be swayed.
334
00:16:44,893 --> 00:16:46,808
What do you mean she's not my wife?
335
00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:48,268
[JOAQUIN] Uh, no, no.
336
00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:51,978
- She's your wife.
- But also, she isn't.
337
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,250
- I'm sorry?
- [MEYER] See, she was
338
00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:55,678
married previously.
339
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:57,768
Still married, some
would say. Under the law.
340
00:16:57,922 --> 00:17:00,723
To a-another man. A bad man.
341
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,174
So she ran away from him.
342
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:03,450
And found her way to you.
343
00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:05,333
Posing as Dorothy.
344
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:09,076
- Posing?
- [JOAQUIN] It's a classic scam.
345
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,906
You find a gravestone in a cemetery,
346
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,708
somebody who died young and
you take over their identity,
347
00:17:13,719 --> 00:17:16,403
uh, Social Security number, etcetera.
348
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,033
We think this fella...
349
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:21,813
the original, maybe also
simultaneous husband...
350
00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:24,665
found her and came after her.
351
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,156
Your wife.
352
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:28,647
That he took her that
first night last week.
353
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,032
Okay? And then, when she escaped,
354
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:32,195
he came back for her on Halloween,
355
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:35,770
maybe burning your house
down in the process.
356
00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:37,511
And now she's fled.
357
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:41,210
So, we're hoping you
might have some insight
358
00:17:41,254 --> 00:17:43,908
- as to possible destination.
- Excuse me.
359
00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:46,845
Indira Olmstead, Scandia PD.
360
00:17:46,856 --> 00:17:48,945
You've probably got a dozen
messages for me on your machine.
361
00:17:49,298 --> 00:17:51,605
We're right in the middle
of an interview, officer.
362
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,963
On my case.
363
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:56,910
And believe me, you're
gonna want to hear
364
00:17:56,921 --> 00:17:58,180
what I've got to say on the matter.
365
00:17:58,191 --> 00:18:00,638
Have-have you seen my wife?
366
00:18:01,509 --> 00:18:03,554
She was supposed to visit me today.
367
00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:10,099
No, sir.
368
00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:12,755
But I'm sure she's fine.
369
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:14,796
And your daughter.
370
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,876
My Scotty plays the drums.
371
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:20,759
[WINK] Rommel used the sound of drums
372
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:22,897
to drive his enemy mad.
373
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:27,828
We're done here.
374
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:30,015
Mr. Lyon, Mr. Lyon.
375
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,100
Uh, we'll-we'll circle back.
376
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,660
- Officer.
- Thank you so much.
377
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,807
Okay.
378
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,922
Ballerino.
379
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:51,060
[CATTLE LOWING]
380
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:56,860
- Hyah!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
381
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:59,348
[GATOR] Dad, come on.
You're not paying this guy.
382
00:19:00,246 --> 00:19:03,553
Fine. We're upside down. And...
383
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:06,948
maybe it's voodoo or whatever, but...
384
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:09,255
solve it with a bullet, not...
385
00:19:10,646 --> 00:19:12,344
Otherwise, what?
386
00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:14,983
We trust this guy?
387
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:17,915
♪ ♪
388
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,406
"Here's your money,
please lift the curse"?
389
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,332
I don't think so.
390
00:19:21,814 --> 00:19:23,660
We tried killing him.
391
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:26,564
Now we're bailing water
out of a sinking boat.
392
00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:29,583
Election's a week away and we're still
393
00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:31,842
balls-deep on righting
old wrongs with Nadine,
394
00:19:31,886 --> 00:19:33,409
our dicks in the breeze.
395
00:19:35,579 --> 00:19:37,707
We need to take luck
out of the equation.
396
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,155
Period. End of story.
397
00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:51,514
Go on, search him, then wait in the car.
398
00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:56,605
- [COWBOY] Come on, come on.
- [CATTLE LOWING]
399
00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:57,955
Let's go.
400
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,251
Let me see your hands.
401
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,539
[PATTING]
402
00:20:26,473 --> 00:20:27,865
It's not a win.
403
00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:31,511
We're calling a draw.
404
00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:36,437
So don't get cocky.
405
00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:54,858
I'm in the market for a bull.
406
00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:00,756
There's a science to it, they tell me,
but I prefer to go on instinct.
407
00:21:01,603 --> 00:21:04,040
Worked for my father and
his father before him.
408
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:07,240
We have business.
409
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,538
Christ, look at the
cock on that monster.
410
00:21:11,468 --> 00:21:14,471
Meat is meat.
411
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,439
You don't talk much. I like that.
412
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:22,543
A man has only so many
words in his lifetime.
413
00:21:24,128 --> 00:21:25,643
For us,
414
00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:29,156
there are very few left.
415
00:21:36,449 --> 00:21:38,799
Plus interest, 'cause we got sideways.
416
00:21:39,076 --> 00:21:42,471
Now, I didn't make your deal
but if I had I would've been clear.
417
00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:45,187
That woman's like a tick.
418
00:21:46,077 --> 00:21:48,993
Can't crush her, can't
pull her out clean.
419
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:51,711
Suffocation is the key.
420
00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:53,472
Or fire.
421
00:21:54,591 --> 00:21:57,326
If I had a nickel for every
time she found the daylight
422
00:21:57,337 --> 00:21:59,382
when I thought I had her buried...
423
00:22:01,575 --> 00:22:02,863
Never had a problem before
424
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,920
or since, breaking a
woman, but that one, she's...
425
00:22:06,974 --> 00:22:08,469
What'd you call her?
426
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:10,752
A tiger.
427
00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:12,467
Right.
428
00:22:12,893 --> 00:22:15,168
You think you're hunting
her but all the while
429
00:22:15,179 --> 00:22:17,443
you're just a mouse and
she's playing with her supper.
430
00:22:19,435 --> 00:22:21,176
[SIGHS]
431
00:22:21,187 --> 00:22:23,364
Probably ought to let her be, but...
432
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:41,329
When a man digs a grave,
433
00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:43,585
he has to fill it.
434
00:22:44,644 --> 00:22:47,951
Otherwise, it's just a hole.
435
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,012
♪ ♪
436
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,122
Happy now, shitbird?
437
00:23:24,301 --> 00:23:25,912
You got your money?
438
00:23:27,487 --> 00:23:29,184
People are dead. Good men.
439
00:23:29,195 --> 00:23:31,110
And you're still wandering the earth,
440
00:23:31,121 --> 00:23:33,446
breathing the air they
should be breathing.
441
00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:42,177
- [WHINES SOFTLY]
- [WEAK CHUCKLE]
442
00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:44,507
A boy complains
443
00:23:44,692 --> 00:23:47,564
because he thinks the world is unfair.
444
00:23:47,575 --> 00:23:49,490
He cries to his mother
445
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,973
when the toy breaks
or the knee is skinned.
446
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,497
Fuck that. You're the
one who's gonna be crying.
447
00:24:01,074 --> 00:24:03,250
A man knows better.
448
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,414
The things that happen happen.
449
00:24:07,582 --> 00:24:10,291
Who lives, who dies.
450
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:14,690
You don't yell at the
boulder for being a rock.
451
00:24:16,351 --> 00:24:18,658
[CHUCKLES]
452
00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:23,037
You want the last word? Here it is.
453
00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:25,477
I'll see you soon, asshole.
454
00:24:30,995 --> 00:24:33,084
[ENGINE STARTS]
455
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,321
♪ ♪
456
00:25:05,175 --> 00:25:07,098
[JOAQUIN] His name is Roy Tillman.
457
00:25:07,109 --> 00:25:10,155
He's the sheriff of Stark
County, North Dakota.
458
00:25:11,653 --> 00:25:13,800
Dorothy Lyon was his wife.
459
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,025
She disappeared 11 years ago.
460
00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:17,987
Until now, it was presumed dead.
461
00:25:19,575 --> 00:25:20,707
[SCOFFS]
462
00:25:21,303 --> 00:25:22,976
I saw him.
463
00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:24,093
Yesterday.
464
00:25:24,459 --> 00:25:25,799
At the Lyon Estate.
465
00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:27,464
What was he doing there?
466
00:25:29,205 --> 00:25:31,468
Looking for his wife, I'm guessing.
467
00:25:33,528 --> 00:25:36,444
He's a real "I am the law" type,
468
00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:39,095
- her husband.
- Except his version of the law is spending
469
00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:41,282
a million dollars on tactical gear
470
00:25:41,293 --> 00:25:43,861
and weapons on the taxpayer's dollar,
471
00:25:43,872 --> 00:25:46,818
and then gifting them
to a right-wing militia.
472
00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:48,470
Run by Roy's father-in-law.
473
00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:50,031
Current father-in-law.
474
00:25:52,788 --> 00:25:55,312
But how's Dorothy gonna
help you with that?
475
00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:58,011
She hasn't been Mrs.
Tillman in ten years.
476
00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:59,969
He runs a tight ship, the sheriff.
477
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:02,176
- Nobody talks.
- People disappear. Nadine...
478
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:04,308
- Mrs. Lyon.
- She knows all the players,
479
00:26:04,568 --> 00:26:06,889
maybe even where the bodies are buried.
480
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:09,868
We use her to flip them.
481
00:26:11,322 --> 00:26:14,500
[JOAQUIN] The son or the ranch foreman.
482
00:26:20,263 --> 00:26:22,004
Do you know where she is?
483
00:26:24,037 --> 00:26:25,516
I do not.
484
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,269
What about the abuse?
485
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,657
The fact that he used to beat her?
486
00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:37,746
Or the current crimes,
kidnapping attempts?
487
00:26:39,172 --> 00:26:43,132
Conspiracy to kill a
North Dakota state trooper.
488
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,806
Or, I mean, this bystander
they grabbed up yesterday.
489
00:26:45,817 --> 00:26:48,583
Probably took him back to the
ranch, thinking he's Wayne.
490
00:26:49,103 --> 00:26:52,980
I say that we get a warrant
and go there today. Now.
491
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,578
God knows what they're gonna do with him
492
00:26:54,589 --> 00:26:57,374
- when they realize he's a fake.
- And if he's not there?
493
00:26:57,418 --> 00:27:01,291
Then we showed our hand,
he closes ranks, Mister...
494
00:27:01,335 --> 00:27:02,637
Seymour.
495
00:27:02,886 --> 00:27:04,760
Ends up thrown off a
cliff somewhere in Wyoming,
496
00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:06,250
never to be seen again.
497
00:27:06,427 --> 00:27:07,907
Yeah.
498
00:27:11,481 --> 00:27:13,092
If you see her.
499
00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:14,851
I'll call.
500
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,265
That's how this works, right?
501
00:27:18,812 --> 00:27:21,659
You help me. I help you.
502
00:27:22,012 --> 00:27:23,838
And we all help Dorothy.
503
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,577
You know... the victim.
504
00:27:31,287 --> 00:27:32,767
[CLACK]
505
00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:34,584
- [CROWD EXCLAIMS]
- [APPLAUSE]
506
00:27:34,595 --> 00:27:35,681
[LARS SIGHS]
507
00:27:37,006 --> 00:27:38,573
Shit.
508
00:27:41,005 --> 00:27:42,104
I'm bored.
509
00:27:42,115 --> 00:27:43,638
Uh-huh.
510
00:27:46,828 --> 00:27:48,351
Whose are these?
511
00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:50,297
Don't touch that.
512
00:27:50,809 --> 00:27:51,951
How come?
513
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:54,486
It's not a toy. It's a tool.
514
00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:56,567
[CLACK]
515
00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:58,928
Then why do they say "play the drums"?
516
00:28:00,474 --> 00:28:02,693
Okay, I got to go out,
517
00:28:02,951 --> 00:28:05,040
see my physical therapist.
518
00:28:06,289 --> 00:28:08,335
What about dinner?
519
00:28:09,307 --> 00:28:12,702
Um, she'll bring you something.
520
00:28:13,018 --> 00:28:14,410
Probably.
521
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:17,618
Okay.
522
00:28:18,717 --> 00:28:20,501
Don't burn the house down.
523
00:28:22,198 --> 00:28:23,330
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
524
00:28:24,214 --> 00:28:25,607
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
525
00:28:25,618 --> 00:28:27,664
- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
- [ENGINE STARTS]
526
00:28:30,597 --> 00:28:32,294
[DRUMSTICKS TAPPING]
527
00:28:55,088 --> 00:28:57,234
Problem, maybe.
528
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,608
Vivian or his man won't take my call.
529
00:29:00,851 --> 00:29:04,333
Out of the office, his
girl said. Unreachable.
530
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:06,050
Unreachable?
531
00:29:06,148 --> 00:29:08,636
Indefinitely unreachable.
532
00:29:09,808 --> 00:29:11,383
What are they up to?
533
00:29:11,394 --> 00:29:14,267
Uh, holding our feet to the fire, maybe.
534
00:29:14,532 --> 00:29:17,100
Playing hard to get. Uh...
535
00:29:17,111 --> 00:29:18,678
and then...
536
00:29:19,141 --> 00:29:20,447
there's this.
537
00:29:21,689 --> 00:29:23,922
- What's that?
- Uh, it's a...
538
00:29:24,156 --> 00:29:25,878
it's a dress shirt, I think.
539
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,226
It's pink.
540
00:29:27,237 --> 00:29:30,023
Uh, someone dropped this
off for you at reception.
541
00:29:30,558 --> 00:29:32,355
- For me?
- Yeah.
542
00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:34,013
It's monogrammed.
543
00:29:34,295 --> 00:29:36,254
So it is.
544
00:29:36,957 --> 00:29:38,176
V.D.
545
00:29:39,322 --> 00:29:43,115
Oh, and you got this note.
546
00:29:49,925 --> 00:29:51,672
_
547
00:29:52,344 --> 00:29:54,638
- Security saw this?
- Yeah.
548
00:29:54,649 --> 00:29:57,010
They got a handwriting guy
working on it, they said.
549
00:29:57,021 --> 00:29:59,850
Seeing if they can trace the author.
550
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:01,732
What's it mean, you think...
551
00:30:01,776 --> 00:30:03,299
"Not on my watch"?
552
00:30:03,561 --> 00:30:05,128
And what's with the silver star?
553
00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:07,315
Means the deal's off.
554
00:30:08,103 --> 00:30:10,647
Thanks to Dorothy's husband.
555
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:12,558
- Wayne?
- No.
556
00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:13,594
Idiot.
557
00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:16,303
The first husband. The sheriff.
558
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,132
I didn't give him what he wanted, so...
559
00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:21,697
this is tit for that.
560
00:30:22,236 --> 00:30:24,092
[JEROME] Look who's up and around.
561
00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:25,277
Oh, not now.
562
00:30:25,288 --> 00:30:27,029
Oh, Mrs. Lyon.
563
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,253
Hey there, slugger.
564
00:30:29,264 --> 00:30:31,005
How are you feeling?
565
00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,409
Confused.
566
00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:37,610
[LORRAINE] I thought
you were taking him to the house.
567
00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:40,308
[JEROME] Yes, ma'am,
but he wanted to see you.
568
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,150
[WAYNE] I want to go home.
569
00:30:44,525 --> 00:30:46,125
My home.
570
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,383
Sorry.
571
00:30:48,489 --> 00:30:50,692
Your wife burned the house down.
572
00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:52,827
[JEROME] I told him, but
he keeps asking for her.
573
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,535
Mrs. Lyon.
574
00:30:55,936 --> 00:30:57,251
The other.
575
00:30:58,252 --> 00:30:59,388
Mm.
576
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,619
She...
577
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,122
she went out of town for a few days.
578
00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,253
Sightseeing.
579
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:07,179
And took Scotty with her.
580
00:31:07,471 --> 00:31:09,844
They said you're supposed to rest.
581
00:31:09,855 --> 00:31:12,946
So, Jerome's gonna take you home.
582
00:31:13,216 --> 00:31:16,938
We made up your old room,
we got out all your stuffies.
583
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:20,339
I'll be home later, and we can visit.
584
00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:23,541
Chef's making boeuf bourguignon
585
00:31:23,745 --> 00:31:26,182
with those-those
little onions you like.
586
00:31:26,255 --> 00:31:30,386
M... M-Mom, I wa... I w...
587
00:31:43,246 --> 00:31:45,314
Get Vivian's cell phone number,
588
00:31:45,358 --> 00:31:46,968
I don't care how.
589
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,078
And then gas up the Porsche.
590
00:31:51,314 --> 00:31:53,055
Where am I going?
591
00:31:57,323 --> 00:31:59,455
To steal an election.
592
00:31:59,546 --> 00:32:01,635
♪ ♪
593
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,009
[MUFFLED DRUMMING]
594
00:32:43,068 --> 00:32:45,113
[DRUMMING CONTINUES]
595
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,700
Look at you.
596
00:33:07,017 --> 00:33:08,919
[CHUCKLES] This is a nice kit.
597
00:33:08,930 --> 00:33:10,334
Well, it ought to be.
598
00:33:10,345 --> 00:33:12,042
Cost enough.
599
00:33:12,196 --> 00:33:14,055
Yeah, that was his last dream,
600
00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:16,242
Mr. Pie in the Sky.
601
00:33:17,812 --> 00:33:19,213
How was your day?
602
00:33:19,379 --> 00:33:20,989
Super boring.
603
00:33:23,257 --> 00:33:24,389
Where's Lars?
604
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:25,884
He left.
605
00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:28,454
- He...
- Physical therapy or something.
606
00:33:29,203 --> 00:33:31,279
But that was, like, an hour ago.
607
00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:33,718
Did you bring dinner?
608
00:33:34,162 --> 00:33:35,816
What was the last thing you ate?
609
00:33:36,252 --> 00:33:38,428
I had some crackers before.
610
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,085
Like, at lunch.
611
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,692
[GRUNTS]
612
00:33:44,207 --> 00:33:45,395
Okay, then.
613
00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:46,851
Let's get your stuff.
614
00:33:46,862 --> 00:33:48,011
Where are we going?
615
00:33:48,022 --> 00:33:49,763
To Grandma's.
616
00:34:07,316 --> 00:34:09,623
Yeah, you'll be safe here.
617
00:34:11,013 --> 00:34:13,593
[WINK] All right,
let them have it, boys.
618
00:34:13,604 --> 00:34:15,967
Nein! Ich bin ein Amrikaner.
619
00:34:15,978 --> 00:34:17,849
No, they're not! Fire!
620
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,514
[IMITATES EXPLOSIONS]
621
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,972
- Aah!
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
622
00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:32,126
Look who I found.
623
00:34:36,761 --> 00:34:38,417
Go ahead.
624
00:34:41,593 --> 00:34:42,898
Daddy!
625
00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:48,751
Scotty.
626
00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:52,127
Hey.
627
00:34:54,503 --> 00:34:57,071
- I love you.
- [SCOTTY] I missed you so much.
628
00:34:57,082 --> 00:34:58,388
[WAYNE] Oh, Scotty.
629
00:34:58,399 --> 00:35:00,096
[SCOTTY] Guess what, yesterday I got...
630
00:35:00,205 --> 00:35:01,600
[CLEARS THROAT]
631
00:35:01,858 --> 00:35:03,686
- [WAYNE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
- [SCOTTY] Yeah.
632
00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:05,688
- [WAYNE] Oh, yeah?
- [SCOTTY] Your hand looks better.
633
00:35:13,591 --> 00:35:17,711
What, did her mother have her
turning tricks outside the Save Mart?
634
00:35:19,098 --> 00:35:21,010
- I'm sorry?
- Don't do that.
635
00:35:21,149 --> 00:35:23,877
Women who apologize for
things that aren't their fault
636
00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:27,504
might as well have "welcome
mat" written on their faces.
637
00:35:29,509 --> 00:35:30,858
Now you tell me.
638
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,631
What's that?
639
00:35:36,773 --> 00:35:39,130
That's the history of
your daughter-in-law,
640
00:35:39,141 --> 00:35:41,840
written in punches and chokeholds.
641
00:35:43,703 --> 00:35:45,574
Well, I'm sure I don't need to see that.
642
00:35:46,816 --> 00:35:49,396
People who claim to be victims
are the downfall of this country.
643
00:35:49,407 --> 00:35:52,996
Mrs. Lyon, have you ever in your life
644
00:35:53,007 --> 00:35:55,296
heard your daughter-in-law
say that she was a victim?
645
00:35:55,306 --> 00:35:56,477
Of anything?
646
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,263
You may not like it, but sometimes
647
00:35:58,306 --> 00:36:00,047
crimes are committed against people.
648
00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:02,658
They're victimized. And
it's not their fault.
649
00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,685
I told him not to marry her.
650
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,147
This whole sordid mess.
651
00:36:07,158 --> 00:36:08,898
You're saying if a woman is abused
652
00:36:08,909 --> 00:36:10,994
and she manages to escape,
653
00:36:11,005 --> 00:36:13,539
she should move to the
woods, live in a tree,
654
00:36:13,582 --> 00:36:15,758
free from the burdens
of basic human contact?
655
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,891
God forbid she gets a fresh start,
656
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,974
a good man to wash out
the taste of the bad.
657
00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:22,300
- I don't like your tone.
- Tough shit.
658
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,150
Some of us work for a living
and go home to empty houses
659
00:36:29,401 --> 00:36:31,850
or-or houses that should be
empty but are instead filled
660
00:36:31,861 --> 00:36:34,835
with the dirty underpants
of our man-child spouses.
661
00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:38,857
Your problem is you think that
you're rich cause you're better than me.
662
00:36:38,868 --> 00:36:40,012
Oh, please.
663
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,496
We're the same.
664
00:36:41,582 --> 00:36:44,792
Up before dawn, making
our mark on the world.
665
00:36:45,141 --> 00:36:48,448
- But you know who you're really in sync with?
- Hm?
666
00:36:49,305 --> 00:36:50,587
Dorothy.
667
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:52,421
Yeah.
668
00:36:52,432 --> 00:36:53,998
I know you don't want to see it,
669
00:36:54,188 --> 00:36:56,321
but let me tell you what I see.
670
00:36:57,046 --> 00:37:00,237
I see a woman who
outsmarted two kidnappers,
671
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:02,902
killed one of them and
nearly killed the other
672
00:37:02,913 --> 00:37:05,046
and who probably saved your
son and granddaughter's lives
673
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,495
when they came at her
again at the house.
674
00:37:07,506 --> 00:37:10,814
I see a woman who doesn't
quit, no matter what.
675
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,207
Who won't be silenced.
676
00:37:13,624 --> 00:37:15,035
And, unlike you,
677
00:37:15,138 --> 00:37:17,271
who never complains.
678
00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:21,557
Even when her mother-in-law has
her committed to a mental hospital.
679
00:37:24,713 --> 00:37:26,150
So I brought you her file
680
00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:28,207
so at least you could
be an educated asshole.
681
00:37:31,247 --> 00:37:33,249
Come work for me.
682
00:37:34,913 --> 00:37:37,460
- What?
- You saw the security team.
683
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,264
All those dicks.
684
00:37:39,275 --> 00:37:41,827
Think about how that looks
for a woman in my position.
685
00:37:41,838 --> 00:37:43,985
Come be window dressing...
that's the offer?
686
00:37:43,996 --> 00:37:46,893
No, no. Come run the security team,
687
00:37:47,183 --> 00:37:48,760
- be their boss.
- [SCOFFS]
688
00:37:48,771 --> 00:37:50,671
I know you need the money.
689
00:37:50,794 --> 00:37:53,421
I can help with your
debt, consolidate it,
690
00:37:53,517 --> 00:37:57,130
set up a payment schedule,
get the jackals off your back.
691
00:37:57,861 --> 00:37:59,733
Name your price.
692
00:38:01,316 --> 00:38:02,361
That's...
693
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,126
I've got a job.
694
00:38:05,137 --> 00:38:09,010
Cleaning vomit out of
the back of a squad car.
695
00:38:09,681 --> 00:38:11,782
And look what they make you wear.
696
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,743
I'm talking about a white collar job,
697
00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:18,623
a white collar salary with benefits,
698
00:38:18,634 --> 00:38:21,155
running a team of agents,
traveling the world.
699
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,962
I mean, you can't-you can't
seriously turn that down.
700
00:38:23,973 --> 00:38:26,411
Otherwise, you and I are nothing alike.
701
00:38:29,718 --> 00:38:31,285
[SCOFFS QUIETLY]
702
00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:36,605
- It's kind of you.
- No, it's not.
703
00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:39,725
It's smart.
704
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,337
Take the job.
705
00:38:44,026 --> 00:38:45,219
I...
706
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:47,472
I-I've got to think about it,
707
00:38:47,483 --> 00:38:49,572
- if that's...
- Don't ask for permission.
708
00:38:52,491 --> 00:38:53,753
Right.
709
00:38:55,281 --> 00:38:57,239
I'm gonna think about it.
710
00:38:58,542 --> 00:39:00,557
And in the meantime,
711
00:39:01,197 --> 00:39:03,535
think about what I said.
712
00:39:03,685 --> 00:39:05,208
About Dorothy.
713
00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:07,800
She's out there somewhere.
714
00:39:08,189 --> 00:39:10,583
And she's not asking for help.
715
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,675
But she needs it.
716
00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:22,211
You've got 24 hours.
717
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,025
Or the opportunity disappears.
718
00:39:28,809 --> 00:39:30,767
That's how the world works.
719
00:39:30,857 --> 00:39:32,903
This brief window.
720
00:39:34,390 --> 00:39:35,502
Thank you.
721
00:39:35,513 --> 00:39:37,297
Aw, bet you didn't think
you were gonna say that
722
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,440
and mean it when you walked in here.
723
00:39:51,234 --> 00:39:53,323
[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING]
724
00:39:55,891 --> 00:39:57,937
♪ ♪
725
00:40:24,185 --> 00:40:25,665
Mr. Dugger.
726
00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:30,189
- I have a call for you.
- What?
727
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,685
Thank you. Thanks.
728
00:40:33,072 --> 00:40:35,670
Danish Graves, Redemption Services,
729
00:40:35,681 --> 00:40:37,291
in case you forgot.
730
00:40:37,362 --> 00:40:39,190
And I have Mrs. Lyon on the phone.
731
00:40:39,847 --> 00:40:41,633
- For you.
- What?
732
00:40:51,371 --> 00:40:52,415
Hello?
733
00:40:52,792 --> 00:40:57,311
Are your balls in your belly,
looking for a safe place to hide?
734
00:40:58,730 --> 00:40:59,995
Good.
735
00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:01,996
Listen to me.
736
00:41:02,007 --> 00:41:03,748
I'm pulling the offer.
737
00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:08,833
That $100 million
is going to Mesa Prudential
738
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:11,549
out in Flagstaff.
739
00:41:12,272 --> 00:41:14,796
What you get instead is the full might
740
00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:17,287
of the federal government
741
00:41:17,298 --> 00:41:21,836
reading the shit stains in
your underwear like tea leaves.
742
00:41:22,428 --> 00:41:23,477
Mrs. Lyon...
743
00:41:23,488 --> 00:41:24,535
Quiet.
744
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,180
A grown-up is talking.
745
00:41:27,912 --> 00:41:31,355
I called the SEC chairman personally.
746
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,250
And as we speak,
747
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,513
two dozen federal agents
748
00:41:36,899 --> 00:41:40,243
are in your office, seizing your books.
749
00:41:40,762 --> 00:41:43,983
They've also frozen every personal
750
00:41:44,046 --> 00:41:47,180
and business bank account you've got.
751
00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:49,330
So...
752
00:41:49,596 --> 00:41:53,618
I hope you didn't give all your
walking-around money to that stripper.
753
00:41:56,015 --> 00:41:58,955
Oh. Plus, I-I hear
754
00:41:59,161 --> 00:42:03,264
your son is starting his freshman
year at, um, Notre Dame?
755
00:42:03,731 --> 00:42:06,782
Except, whoops.
756
00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:08,317
- [CLICKS TONGUE]
- [PHONE RINGING]
757
00:42:08,327 --> 00:42:10,243
You're late on tuition.
758
00:42:10,286 --> 00:42:13,652
- [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
- So, hmm.
759
00:42:13,663 --> 00:42:15,056
Oh, that ring you hear...
760
00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:17,805
that's your son on the other line
761
00:42:17,816 --> 00:42:20,819
calling to tell you he's been expelled.
762
00:42:20,982 --> 00:42:22,810
Mrs. Lyon, please.
763
00:42:22,821 --> 00:42:24,736
Oh, "please."
764
00:42:25,283 --> 00:42:26,999
That's your secret weapon?
765
00:42:27,271 --> 00:42:29,349
[SCOFFS]
766
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,624
Do you want to know
what your mistake was?
767
00:42:32,088 --> 00:42:33,946
It was thinking death
768
00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:36,977
is the worst thing that
could happen to you.
769
00:42:37,997 --> 00:42:39,781
So, congratulations.
770
00:42:39,898 --> 00:42:42,432
The sheriff's not gonna kill you.
771
00:42:42,871 --> 00:42:46,484
Instead you're going to
live the rest of your days
772
00:42:46,561 --> 00:42:48,607
in squalor,
773
00:42:48,717 --> 00:42:52,840
surrounded by the dead-eyed
stares of your futureless children.
774
00:42:56,054 --> 00:42:57,272
[SHORT CHUCKLE]
775
00:43:05,134 --> 00:43:06,658
Have a nice night.
776
00:43:34,109 --> 00:43:36,198
♪ ♪
777
00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,519
[PAPER RUSTLES]
778
00:44:09,192 --> 00:44:14,192
- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
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779
00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:41,860
[MAN] Now I get it.
780
00:46:42,064 --> 00:46:44,110
[ROOSTER CROWS]
781
00:46:48,479 --> 00:46:50,056
[ROARS]