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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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(ALL CHEER)
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ADULT SHELDON: Heidelberg is considered
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one of the most beautiful
cities in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted to
see were the looks of awe
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on the faces of my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
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(LAUGHTER)
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're calling me a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the Calabi-Yau manifold?
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(LAUGHTER)
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Dummkopf.
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ADULT SHELDON: I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the
warm, fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they knew. Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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- You want to raise the price?
- Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines
are already a gray area.
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Table games are big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for my new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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(LAUGHS)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just drop by,
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but I found some of
Mandy's old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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- You're living the dream.
- Mmm.
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Come on.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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- Good for you.
- Well, I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you
know that I studied up
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and am now well-versed in
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite humid.
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Regardless, I'm ready to reassert
myself as class leader.
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Your classmates are from some
of the most elite universities
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in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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(SIGHS) You are far behind
many of your peers.
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I have no peers.
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I think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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- Me tutor them?
- No.
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- You tutor me?
- No.
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Me tutor you?
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- Miss Chen.
- Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate
degree in education, ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw
off a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of diapers, Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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HERMAN: Red 16. No winners.
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(BABY FUSSING)
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Hey, could you watch
her for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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GEORGE SR.: Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you said about the jet ski,
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- but I nailed it.
- Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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- It's over.
- Wha...
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Well, what about Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
That's not the one on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping you? Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR) Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure this isn't
because you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that you
wanted to come here
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to learn new things and
expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do.
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I thought we'd get started
with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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- Wrong.
- Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very impressive little
girl, but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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(MARY CHUCKLES)
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- What?
- Sorry, just a funny part of the Bible.
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MISSY: ...for the food
we're about to receive,
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and bless the hands that prepared it.
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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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- (BABY CRYING)
- Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let her
suck on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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(ELECTRONIC WHISTLES AND BELLS)
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Well, Dad, you run your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually, I had a
guy the other day came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could learn a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right, what you got, big man?
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- Uh, well...
- (TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Saved by the bell.
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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Would it kill anyone to say "thank you"
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- for this delicious meal?
- GEORGE SR.: Hello.
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.
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GEORGE SR.: Hang on.
Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry, I lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you, looks more
and more like you every day...
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Okey-dokey, I will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
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(SIGHS)
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
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Nothing's wrong.
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(SIGHS)
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Just tell me.
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- Is it that obvious?
- Yes.
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All right.
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00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,780
Meemaw put a roulette
wheel in the slot room,
268
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,030
and I'm real worried about it.
269
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,870
Why?
270
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,600
The slots are already in a gray area.
271
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,497
A roulette wheel could land us in jail.
272
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,000
Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
273
00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:28,130
I did, but she said it could throw
off a thousand dollars a day.
274
00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:29,820
Oh.
275
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,050
Then do it.
276
00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,960
But I could go to jail.
277
00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:35,260
(SCOFFS) I'll wait for you.
278
00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:37,730
I thought you'd be on my side.
279
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,600
Georgie, I am on your side.
280
00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:42,100
In fact, we should get married sooner
281
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,519
so that I can't testify against you.
282
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,060
And also because you love me.
283
00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,200
Thousand bucks a day?
284
00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,150
You bet I love you.
285
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:55,110
So listen, I thought it over
286
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,200
and decided the risk is worth it.
287
00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:00,118
Good. Mandy on board?
288
00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,830
I didn't ask.
289
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,660
Glad she brought you around.
290
00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:06,420
Listen, why don't you shadow Herman,
291
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,459
see how it's done.
292
00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:10,300
You want me to run the wheel?
293
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,550
We should be ready.
294
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,050
(COUGHS)
295
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,030
It's the bottom of the
ninth for this guy.
296
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,259
HERMAN: Red 12.
297
00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:17,677
No winners.
298
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,100
(GASPING)
299
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,220
- You okay?
- Yeah.
300
00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,099
I got just the one lung.
301
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,820
Connie said you'd show me the ropes.
302
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,520
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
303
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,320
You'll catch on in no time.
304
00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:32,730
No more bets.
305
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,720
So, we bought this table from you?
306
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,779
Oh, yeah.
307
00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:38,520
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
308
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,240
Until it got shut down.
309
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:43,180
- Cops?
- Oh, no, nothing like that.
310
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,930
Dixie mafia.
311
00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,660
They threatened to cut off my...
312
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:50,500
Red 16. Red 16.
313
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,796
Cut off your what?
314
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,840
- Wrong.
- What is wrong about this?
315
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,800
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
316
00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:01,260
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
317
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,510
Only if there's fermions.
318
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,430
Without fermions, there could
be up to 26 dimensions.
319
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,900
What? Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis
320
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,520
never mentioned 26 dimensions.
321
00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:10,560
Who are they?
322
00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,319
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
323
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,650
I've never heard of them.
324
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,318
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
325
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,990
I recently studied
with Henry W. Kendall.
326
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,670
The Nobel Prize winner for
his pioneering research
327
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,300
on the deep inelastic scattering
328
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,450
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
329
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,120
- Yes.
- Never heard of him.
330
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,417
Try again.
331
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,810
Oh, I see the problem.
332
00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:37,920
This is stupid.
333
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,550
You can't just invent dimensions.
334
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,800
There's this one,
335
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,520
this one and this one.
336
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,640
You forgot the dimension of time.
337
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,760
Ow. Thank you.
338
00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:01,520
(INHALES SHARPLY)
339
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,300
(COUGHS)
340
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,780
You want to sit down or something?
341
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:08,290
I sit down, I might not ever get up.
342
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,870
Uh-oh.
343
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,790
Dixie mafia.
344
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,540
What do we do?
345
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,920
Just stay calm. Let me do the talking.
346
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,920
Who's in charge here?
347
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,060
He is.
348
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,970
Give us the money.
349
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,430
I-I can't.
350
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,930
I have a daughter to support.
351
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,600
Hope she likes being an only child.
352
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,270
(GASPS)
353
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,530
(SIGHS)
354
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,160
What're you doing up?
355
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:45,560
Can't sleep.
356
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,050
Same.
357
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,370
You want some tea?
358
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,020
Hot tea?
359
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,660
What am I, the Queen of England?
360
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,120
You okay?
361
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,590
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
362
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,980
(SCOFFS) Too late.
363
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,740
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
364
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,320
If it wasn't for double coupons,
365
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,800
I don't know how we'd manage.
366
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,520
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
367
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:10,070
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
368
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,340
but... (SIGHS)
369
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,978
...it's really working my last nerve.
370
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,980
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
371
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,440
and no one even says, "Thank you."
372
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,440
I get it. I get home from work,
373
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,319
but does anyone ask how my day was?
374
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,690
How was your day?
375
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,980
Don't ask.
376
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,617
Why do we even do it?
377
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,460
Well, I got a fiancée and a baby,
378
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,410
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
379
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,830
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
380
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,580
I mean why do I do it?
381
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,378
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
382
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,510
Hello.
383
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,800
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
384
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,470
What?
385
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,289
I'm in Heidelberg and I'm
studying string theory,
386
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,476
and I'm now drastically
behind, thanks to you.
387
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:57,650
Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning.
388
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
389
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,819
That explains why I'm hanging up.
390
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,400
I had to be tutored by a child
391
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,110
and the professor called me a dummkopf.
392
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,260
(CHUCKLES)
393
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,900
- Now I'm glad you called.
- I don't like it here.
394
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,700
I miss being the smartest one in class.
395
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,620
Son, if you're always the smartest,
396
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,290
you're never learning anything.
397
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,790
Interesting. So what do I do?
398
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,877
Listen.
399
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,710
I'm listening.
400
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,240
No, that's the answer.
401
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,260
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
402
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,590
just shut up and listen.
403
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,800
But what if I...
404
00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:28,050
When you're in class, listen.
405
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,420
But I could...
406
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,800
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
407
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,580
Guess I should pee.
408
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,320
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
409
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,240
I did, and I'm eating it.
410
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,380
And when I'm done, I'm gonna go watch TV
411
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:52,160
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
412
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,620
But...
413
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,820
you were doing great, so grown-up,
414
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,999
cooking and cleaning.
415
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,790
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
416
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,750
I thought we had a
whole thing going here.
417
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,190
Now we have a new thing.
418
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,340
Look at the fridge.
419
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,800
_
420
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,137
Chore chart?
421
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,597
That's right.
422
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,600
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
423
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,890
That is true. Thank you.
424
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,080
You're welcome.
425
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,960
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
426
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,270
and taking out the garbage.
427
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,070
What about Georgie?
428
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,150
Look at the chart.
429
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,610
Georgie mows the lawn
and cleans the toilet.
430
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,380
(CHUCKLES)
431
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,910
PROFESSOR SALZMAN: One
should not even attempt to unify
432
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,990
type-one und type-two...
433
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,957
ADULT SHELDON: I wanted
to give up and run away,
434
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,760
but I had read enough comic books
435
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,590
to know that heroes don't quit.
436
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,000
Instead of running, I decided to stay
437
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:48,960
and face the biggest
challenge I've ever had:
438
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,550
keeping my mouth shut.
439
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,460
Any thoughts on the compactification
440
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,260
of the extra dimensions here?
441
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,517
("DA DA DA" BY TRIO PLAYING)
442
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,639
ADULT SHELDON: Mmm.
443
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,230
Ja.
444
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,640
One must conserve the
unbroken supercharges.
445
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,858
Und the spherical Hankel transform
446
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,278
of this equation is...
447
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,450
♪ ♪
448
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:13,840
ADULT SHELDON: This turned out to
be a pivotal moment in my life.
449
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:17,000
By being open to people smarter than me,
450
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:20,250
I grew as both a man and a scientist.
451
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,760
Humble, brilliant...
452
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,480
I really am the whole package.
453
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:26,490
♪ ♪
454
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,810
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
455
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,690
Hey. What brings you by?
456
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,019
Well, I finished my honey-do list,
457
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,017
so Audrey gave me the afternoon off.
458
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,352
Come on in.
459
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,770
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
460
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,440
Well, this isn't fun.
461
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,390
I didn't make the chore chart.
462
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,730
- Just grab a corner.
- There is no corner.
463
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:50,970
(TOILET FLUSHES)
464
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,320
Georgie, give us a hand.
465
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,570
Oh, you don't want me touching anything.
466
00:17:55,610 --> 00:18:00,160
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