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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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(ALL CHEER)
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ADULT SHELDON: Heidelberg is considered
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one of the most beautiful
cities in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted to
see were the looks of awe
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on the faces of my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
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(LAUGHTER)
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're calling me a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the Calabi-Yau manifold?
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(LAUGHTER)
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Dummkopf.
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ADULT SHELDON: I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the
warm, fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they knew. Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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- You want to raise the price?
- Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines
are already a gray area.
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Table games are big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for my new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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(LAUGHS)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just drop by,
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but I found some of
Mandy's old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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- You're living the dream.
- Mmm.
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Come on.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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- Good for you.
- Well, I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you
know that I studied up
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and am now well-versed in
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite humid.
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Regardless, I'm ready to reassert
myself as class leader.
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Your classmates are from some
of the most elite universities
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in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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(SIGHS) You are far behind
many of your peers.
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I have no peers.
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I think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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- Me tutor them?
- No.
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- You tutor me?
- No.
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Me tutor you?
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- Miss Chen.
- Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate
degree in education, ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw
off a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of diapers, Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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HERMAN: Red 16. No winners.
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(BABY FUSSING)
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Hey, could you watch
her for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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GEORGE SR.: Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you said about the jet ski,
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- but I nailed it.
- Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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- It's over.
- Wha...
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Well, what about Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
That's not the one on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping you? Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR) Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure this isn't
because you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that you
wanted to come here
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to learn new things and
expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do.
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I thought we'd get started
with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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- Wrong.
- Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very impressive little
girl, but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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(MARY CHUCKLES)
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- What?
- Sorry, just a funny part of the Bible.
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MISSY: ...for the food
we're about to receive,
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and bless the hands that prepared it.
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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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- (BABY CRYING)
- Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let her
suck on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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(ELECTRONIC WHISTLES AND BELLS)
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Well, Dad, you run your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually, I had a
guy the other day came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could learn a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right, what you got, big man?
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- Uh, well...
- (TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Saved by the bell.
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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Would it kill anyone to say "thank you"
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- for this delicious meal?
- GEORGE SR.: Hello.
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.
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GEORGE SR.: Hang on.
Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry, I lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you, looks more
and more like you every day...
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Okey-dokey, I will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
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(SIGHS)
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
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Nothing's wrong.
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(SIGHS)
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Just tell me.
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- Is it that obvious?
- Yes.
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All right.
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Meemaw put a roulette
wheel in the slot room,
268
00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,730
and I'm real worried about it.
269
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,570
Why?
270
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,300
The slots are already in a gray area.
271
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,159
A roulette wheel could land us in jail.
272
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,704
Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
273
00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,830
I did, but she said it could throw
off a thousand dollars a day.
274
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,520
Oh.
275
00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:26,750
Then do it.
276
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,660
But I could go to jail.
277
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,960
(SCOFFS) I'll wait for you.
278
00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:33,430
I thought you'd be on my side.
279
00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,240
Georgie, I am on your side.
280
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,740
In fact, we should get married sooner
281
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,220
so that I can't testify against you.
282
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,726
And also because you love me.
283
00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,900
Thousand bucks a day?
284
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,850
You bet I love you.
285
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,817
So listen, I thought it over
286
00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:53,900
and decided the risk is worth it.
287
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,820
Good. Mandy on board?
288
00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:57,530
I didn't ask.
289
00:10:57,540 --> 00:10:59,360
Glad she brought you around.
290
00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:02,120
Listen, why don't you shadow Herman,
291
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,160
see how it's done.
292
00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:06,000
You want me to run the wheel?
293
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,250
We should be ready.
294
00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,750
(COUGHS)
295
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,730
It's the bottom of the
ninth for this guy.
296
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:11,960
HERMAN: Red 12.
297
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,380
No winners.
298
00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:14,800
(GASPING)
299
00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,920
- You okay?
- Yeah.
300
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,800
I got just the one lung.
301
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,520
Connie said you'd show me the ropes.
302
00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,160
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
303
00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:25,020
You'll catch on in no time.
304
00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,430
No more bets.
305
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,420
So, we bought this table from you?
306
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,480
Oh, yeah.
307
00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,220
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
308
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,940
Until it got shut down.
309
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,880
- Cops?
- Oh, no, nothing like that.
310
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,630
Dixie mafia.
311
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,360
They threatened to cut off my...
312
00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:46,200
Red 16. Red 16.
313
00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:48,500
Cut off your what?
314
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,540
- Wrong.
- What is wrong about this?
315
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,500
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
316
00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:56,900
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
317
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,210
Only if there's fermions.
318
00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:01,130
Without fermions, there could
be up to 26 dimensions.
319
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:03,540
What? Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis
320
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,220
never mentioned 26 dimensions.
321
00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:06,230
Who are they?
322
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,019
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
323
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,350
I've never heard of them.
324
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,029
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
325
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,690
I recently studied
with Henry W. Kendall.
326
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,250
The Nobel Prize winner for
his pioneering research
327
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,950
on the deep inelastic scattering
328
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,150
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
329
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,820
- Yes.
- Never heard of him.
330
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,120
Try again.
331
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,440
Oh, I see the problem.
332
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,620
This is stupid.
333
00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,250
You can't just invent dimensions.
334
00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,440
There's this one,
335
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,220
this one and this one.
336
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,340
You forgot the dimension of time.
337
00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,460
Ow. Thank you.
338
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,330
(INHALES SHARPLY)
339
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,200
(COUGHS)
340
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,680
You want to sit down or something?
341
00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:01,190
I sit down, I might not ever get up.
342
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,779
Uh-oh.
343
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,699
Dixie mafia.
344
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,380
What do we do?
345
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,820
Just stay calm. Let me do the talking.
346
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,820
Who's in charge here?
347
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:14,960
He is.
348
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,870
Give us the money.
349
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,330
I-I can't.
350
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,842
I have a daughter to support.
351
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,500
Hope she likes being an only child.
352
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:27,182
(GASPS)
353
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,430
(SIGHS)
354
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,000
What're you doing up?
355
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:38,380
Can't sleep.
356
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,950
Same.
357
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,270
You want some tea?
358
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,920
Hot tea?
359
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,560
What am I, the Queen of England?
360
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,077
You okay?
361
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,490
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
362
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,800
(SCOFFS) Too late.
363
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:53,640
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
364
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,150
If it wasn't for double coupons,
365
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,753
I don't know how we'd manage.
366
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,340
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
367
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,880
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
368
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,040
but... (SIGHS)
369
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,880
...it's really working my last nerve.
370
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,800
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
371
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,340
and no one even says, "Thank you."
372
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,280
I get it. I get home from work,
373
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,270
but does anyone ask how my day was?
374
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,605
How was your day?
375
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,880
Don't ask.
376
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,520
Why do we even do it?
377
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,280
Well, I got a fiancée and a baby,
378
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,322
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
379
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,730
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
380
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,480
I mean why do I do it?
381
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,280
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
382
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,419
Hello.
383
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,700
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
384
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,340
What?
385
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,109
I'm in Heidelberg and I'm
studying string theory,
386
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,380
and I'm now drastically
behind, thanks to you.
387
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:50,550
Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning.
388
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,800
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
389
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,720
That explains why I'm hanging up.
390
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,180
I had to be tutored by a child
391
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,023
and the professor called me a dummkopf.
392
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,100
(CHUCKLES)
393
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,700
- Now I'm glad you called.
- I don't like it here.
394
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,600
I miss being the smartest one in class.
395
00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:06,450
Son, if you're always the smartest,
396
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,190
you're never learning anything.
397
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,702
Interesting. So what do I do?
398
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:11,780
Listen.
399
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,663
I'm listening.
400
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,080
No, that's the answer.
401
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,100
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
402
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,501
just shut up and listen.
403
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,700
But what if I...
404
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,962
When you're in class, listen.
405
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,320
But I could...
406
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:23,700
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
407
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,480
Guess I should pee.
408
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,220
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
409
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,140
I did, and I'm eating it.
410
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,200
And when I'm done, I'm gonna go watch TV
411
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:45,060
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
412
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,520
But...
413
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,640
you were doing great, so grown-up,
414
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,900
cooking and cleaning.
415
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,702
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
416
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,662
I thought we had a
whole thing going here.
417
00:15:56,663 --> 00:15:58,000
Now we have a new thing.
418
00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,240
Look at the fridge.
419
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:02,700
_
420
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:04,040
Chore chart?
421
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,548
That's right.
422
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,551
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
423
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,799
That is true. Thank you.
424
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,980
You're welcome.
425
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,799
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
426
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,225
and taking out the garbage.
427
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:16,970
What about Georgie?
428
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,061
Look at the chart.
429
00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:20,522
Georgie mows the lawn
and cleans the toilet.
430
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280
(CHUCKLES)
431
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,660
PROFESSOR SALZMAN: One
should not even attempt to unify
432
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,780
type-one und type-two...
433
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,860
ADULT SHELDON: I wanted
to give up and run away,
434
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,570
but I had read enough comic books
435
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,490
to know that heroes don't quit.
436
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,900
Instead of running, I decided to stay
437
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,860
and face the biggest
challenge I've ever had:
438
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,461
keeping my mouth shut.
439
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:46,289
Any thoughts on the compactification
440
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,160
of the extra dimensions here?
441
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,419
("DA DA DA" BY TRIO PLAYING)
442
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,539
ADULT SHELDON: Mmm.
443
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,130
Ja.
444
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:56,470
One must conserve the
unbroken supercharges.
445
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,760
Und the spherical Hankel transform
446
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,180
of this equation is...
447
00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,350
♪ ♪
448
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,620
ADULT SHELDON: This turned out to
be a pivotal moment in my life.
449
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,820
By being open to people smarter than me,
450
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,150
I grew as both a man and a scientist.
451
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,660
Humble, brilliant...
452
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,380
I really am the whole package.
453
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,440
♪ ♪
454
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,708
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
455
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,620
Hey. What brings you by?
456
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,869
Well, I finished my honey-do list,
457
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,965
so Audrey gave me the afternoon off.
458
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,299
Come on in.
459
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,719
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
460
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,380
Well, this isn't fun.
461
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,250
I didn't make the chore chart.
462
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,670
- Just grab a corner.
- There is no corner.
463
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:40,850
(TOILET FLUSHES)
464
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,260
Georgie, give us a hand.
465
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,522
Oh, you don't want me touching anything.
466
00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:50,100
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