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Check out the new sub. Oof.
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Little bow tie. That
does not bode well.
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Uh, I beg to differ.
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You know how hard it
is to tie one of those?
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That man has already
persevered once today.
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I think he got this.
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Grand rising,
brother... All right.
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Sister... Mm.
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And ma'am.
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I'm Ethan Joyner, subbing
for the second grade.
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Thanks for coming in.
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You'll be right down the
hall and on the left.
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Okay. Thank you.
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He will be selling bean pies
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betwixt lanes of
traffic before lunch.
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Five bucks that he's gone
by the end of recess.
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You know what? Gregory
really needs a win today.
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I'll take that bet. All right.
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I just smelled a smelly smell
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that I've never
s-smelled before, and,
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and the doorknobs are so sticky!
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I think I just lost a
couple fingerprints.
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I forgot.
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I actually want to be a lawyer.
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But the kids ain't
even here yet.
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Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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It's a clip-on!
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A real bow-tie
bamboozle. Mm-hmm.
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You want to get a drink
at Rubies tonight?
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Uh, yeah. I'm down.
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Did y'all not check out
Sabrina's yesterday?
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Oh, we did. Yeah. Did
you mention my name?
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Yeah. The staff had a
really loaded reaction.
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Bet you didn't have
to pay, though.
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Monetarily? No.
Emotionally, however...
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You know, you're a real
social butterfly lately.
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Takes me back to when I
used to stay out all night
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to avoid my problems.
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But that was last week.
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Old gal still got it, huh?
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I mean young maiden.
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Hey, that's how
we roll, Mel Mel.
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Dudin' it up. Blokin' it back.
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Bro-ing it down.
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Really?
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Mr. Johnson: We used to
be the Three Musketeers.
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But now I'm one musketeer,
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and they're just two that
don't invite me to things.
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Hey, there. How you doing?
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I'm Melissa Schemmenti.
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I'm the other second
grade teacher,
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so I just wanted to
pop over and say hi
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and let you know I'm
right across the hall.
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Thanks. In case
you need anything.
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Okay. I doubt I'll
have any issues.
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I used to be a kid. I think
I can handle a dozen me's.
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Well, you know, this
is a public school,
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so there's gonna be
like 30 of yo use there.
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Thirty?
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Yeah. Wow.
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That's three groups of ten.
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Hey, you're qualified
to take classes here.
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Yeah. Well, thanks
for checking in. Yeah.
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I'm gonna be the best temp
these parts have ever seen.
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You mean sub.
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I did mean sub. Yeah.
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But not all of us can remember
the right words every time.
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Um, how long you been a sub?
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Ever since I got my gift card
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gift certificate...
teaching certificate.
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Teaching... feels like a gift.
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Okay, y'all. Good job today.
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And remember, practicing is more
important than your homework.
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And if any of your
teachers disagree,
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I can and will fire them.
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Well, I hope the gym is
to everyone's liking.
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I find the acoustics
to be delicious.
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Well, Sister Howard,
with a little practice,
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our voices will ring louder
than that lipstick of yours.
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My church choir is going to be
rehearsing in the school gym
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because they found mold in
the church rehearsal room.
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So I'm graciously
letting them use
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the freshly named Ava
Coleman Memorial Coliseum
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for a very reasonable
yet expensive price.
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All right, choir.
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The announcement of
the closing number
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for the Triumphant Love Concert.
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After careful deliberation
and consultation,
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we are going to
sing... "Shackles."
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Oh! Just imagine.
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One woman will harness
the power of two Marys!
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Right you are,
Sister Howard. Yes!
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And we all know
there's only one woman
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who can lead us through those
melodious pastures. Yes.
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Sheila!
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Congratulations,
Sheila. Ava: Ooh, ooh.
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Have y'all heard the mash-up
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between "Shackles"
and "Poundtown"?
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You are not gonna believe what
she took the shackles off of.
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Guess.
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Ah! I love it here!
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It's like "Cheers"...
except nobody knows my name.
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Hey. I'm gonna go close out.
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Oh, close out? Not
so fast, mon frère.
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I'm trying to get another round!
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Of water. The drinks
here are a wee bit pricy.
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Don't you think it's getting a
little late for a school night?
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It's okay.
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I will caffeinate to
the gods tomorrow.
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Besides, I think
Zach's still awake,
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so I kind of want
to wait that out.
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Oh, what's going on?
You all in a fight?
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Didn't nobody tell you to stay
out of gay folks' business?
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Now, you know
that's not the same.
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Fine.
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Yeah, we've... we've been
arguing a bit more lately,
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but that's normal.
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You have your honeymoon phase
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and then your "I'm
in Hell" phase
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and then "I guess we're
stuck here" phase.
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And then you get married,
and then you die.
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Well, how long has
this been going on?
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Mm, about a month.
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Wait. No. February
is almost over.
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So... I'd say seven months.
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Seven months?
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We're bored, I guess.
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We go entire days
without talking.
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And when we do, we're
just kind of pretending
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to still be into each other.
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And when we're not
bored, we're bickering.
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I don't know. It's
just... It's not working.
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It's like a DC movie over here.
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I-I don't want to overstep,
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but at this point, if
you're avoiding going home,
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you might want to
consider breaking up.
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Well, when you put it like that,
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I guess it's pretty
obvious, huh?
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Oh! Nice!
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I got one!
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♪ Take the shackles off
my feet so I can dance ♪
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♪ I just want to praise You ♪
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♪ What you gonna do? ♪
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♪ I'm gonna praise
You ♪ Damn, Barb!
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You were robbed of that solo.
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Sister Sipp picks who she
thinks should sing the solos
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based upon who she thinks
is gonna sing it best.
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And it just so
happens it's never me.
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That's just like my sorority.
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If you're not cool
with the mean girls,
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they'll have you all the way
at the back of the step show
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like the creepy
uncle at a wedding.
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But this is different.
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What is a choir if not
a sorority for the Lord?
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While I do not agree,
I see your point.
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At the next rehearsal, you
need to ask for what you want.
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You got to walk in there
like "I am that girl."
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I am that woman.
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That girl.
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I am that lady.
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It's just that that doesn't
really hit the same.
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That girl.
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That girl. Yes.
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Is everything all right?!
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For sure.
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Been using tactics I
read in a book I heard.
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You know, sometimes it feels
like I'm the one teaching them.
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Where did you say you got
your teacher's certification?
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I didn't.
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You didn't get
your certification?
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No, I didn't say. Hey, you
want to get in on this?
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Aah!
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We can't bill them.
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Hey, Melissa. Look, I'm
completely underwater
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and just in the middle of an
impossible decision right now.
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What's up? Okay.
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There's a phony
subbing for your class.
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Oh, my goodness.
Are the kids okay?
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Yeah, they're fine,
but there is no way
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this person has a
teaching certificate.
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Melissa, are you sure?
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I mean, I cannot be
weird about another sub.
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Please just look up
Cassidy Jeffrey for me.
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Okay. But you owe me one.
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I'm hanging up now.
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All right.
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I didn't get in this position by
shying away from bold choices.
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Put me down for the Waldorf
salad, extra grapes.
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Damn it, Janine.
You've done it again.
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Them doughnuts are
gonna kill you.
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Mm-hmm. You know that, right?
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Witchyo nosy ass.
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Well, I did it. You
broke up with him?
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What? No. Never.
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I started the process of
getting him to break up with me.
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By telling him that you're
unhappy in the relationship?
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Uh, no.
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By doing things that I
know he doesn't like.
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For example, when I just got
out of the car right now,
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I did not say goodbye.
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He hates that.
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So you did nothing.
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Trust me, this is
not nothing, okay?
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If I know him, he is
absolutely fuming right now.
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I can't watch.
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Hey, man, you got a second?
Uh, I'm kind of busy.
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I got to finish
watching the Eras Tour.
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When Zach finds out I
watched it without him,
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we are gonna have bad blood.
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I said we're gonna have bad...
Yeah, I heard you. Um, look.
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I don't think
you're gonna end up
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feeling really good about
what you're doing here.
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I don't. I feel terrible.
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Then why are you doing it?
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Because I love Zach,
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and if I break up with
him, it will crush him.
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And so I'm doing this for him.
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Okay.
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Maybe I should stay out
of gay folks' business,
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but you can't actually
think this is gonna work.
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Would some positive
reinforcement kill you?
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I have never broken
up with someone, okay?
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I don't even know how to do it.
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Uh, "Hey, Zach,
neither of us is happy,
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and so I think we
should break up"?
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That's pretty much exactly
it. Well, you would know.
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You're, like, the only person
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who's been dumped more
times than I have.
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My time for caring
about this has expired.
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Wait. No, no, no.
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You said what you
said. I heard you.
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I... Mm-hmm.
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What do you got for me, kid?
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Not only can I not find a
sub cert for Cassidy Jeffrey,
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there's not even a Cassidy
Jeffrey in the system.
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I knew it. Okay.
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Are you on your way down
here now to bury their ass?
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Just hold your horsies, okay?
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I will be there when I
can, but they need me here.
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What...
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Oh, sorry. I had
to take that call.
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We saw you dial.
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Emily, I swear to God.
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Barbara, is that a new
ear piercing I see?
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No, Sister Sloss.
It's the same one.
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You mean the same several.
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Before we begin, I'd like
to throw my hat in the ring
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as lead singer on "Shackles."
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I've been in the choir
for quite some time now,
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00:09:55,121 --> 00:09:57,933
and I think that I
deserve a chance.
251
00:09:57,957 --> 00:09:59,644
Well, that's rather unorthodox,
252
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:01,851
but I shouldn't
say I'm surprised.
253
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:05,372
In order for us to get a better
sense of your vocal stylings,
254
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,916
why don't you sing
"O Happy Day"?
255
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,085
Oh. A curve ball.
256
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,878
♪ O happy day... ♪
257
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,463
Thank you!
258
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,923
That was beautiful.
259
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,384
However, "Shackles" is
more in Sheila's key,
260
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,243
so I think we'll stick with her.
261
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:21,972
I understand.
262
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,598
I don't.
263
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,309
And this time it's not because
I wasn't paying attention.
264
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,395
Ava, please. Just calm down.
265
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,355
Nah! 'Cause they ain't gonna
be lying in my coliseum.
266
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,608
No, no. They have
made up their minds.
267
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,027
It's fine.
268
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,695
This is ridiculous.
I've heard Sheila sing.
269
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,447
What she does to those
songs, it's not right.
270
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,781
It's not of the Lord.
271
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,533
Well, sometimes
she does sound like
272
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,452
she's the one up on the cross.
273
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,203
That's a good one. Let's
go back in and say that.
274
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,372
No.
275
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:51,233
Ava, I tried. Let's
just leave it alone.
276
00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,385
Well, the plan continues
to work flawlessly.
277
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,888
Last night, I focused on the
most passive-aggressive room
278
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,890
in our one-bedroom
apartment... the kitchen.
279
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,142
I didn't squeeze out the sponge.
280
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,894
I left the microwave door open.
281
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,438
As if that wasn't
enough, I made toast.
282
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,774
I took a knife, and
I spread the butter,
283
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,817
and then I took that same
knife and I got some jelly.
284
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,863
I left everything out, and
then I took a big old bite.
285
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:23,307
Crumbs, like, everywhere.
286
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,042
It's frightening how
good I am at all of this.
287
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:35,462
It's, um... I'm s...
I'm scaring myself.
288
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,797
All right. We got
to do this quickly.
289
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,090
Pulled out of an early meeting.
290
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,383
Told them I had to
go feed the meter.
291
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,884
Don't you guys
have a parking lot?
292
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,177
They knew I was lying. Ready?
293
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,845
Oh, absolutely.
294
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,847
You know, most people
calm down over time,
295
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,016
but I just get angrier
and less rational.
296
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,102
That's concerning.
297
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,313
Oh. Hello, Melissa and...
298
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,024
Your worst nightmare.
The jig is up, Jeffrey.
299
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,859
I actually work at
the school district.
300
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,153
And guess who isn't in
the substitute database?
301
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,613
Who? You.
302
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,073
I don't know what
you're talking about.
303
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,074
I've subbed all over Philly.
304
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,659
Oh, yeah? What schools?
305
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,869
Washington.
Jefferson. Roosevelt.
306
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,329
McKinley. Roosevelt again.
307
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,664
Okay. You're just
naming presidents.
308
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,873
You're out of here. Yeah.
309
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,583
I've searched every
employment file
310
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,211
that the district has,
and there's no record
311
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,279
of a Cassidy...
312
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,175
Is it "Gee-oh-free"?
313
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,160
It's pronounced "Jeffrey."
314
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,974
But it isn't spelled
that way, now, is it?
315
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:32,102
And... And I bet if I
spelled it correctly
316
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,522
that there would be a record
of you at the district.
317
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,315
Yeah, you really
stepped in it this time,
318
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,025
didn't you, Teagues?
319
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,467
So, is that the German spelling?
320
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,054
Ja.
321
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,617
It's finally gonna be over soon.
322
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,453
Zach just sent a text that
said, "We need to talk,"
323
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,538
and he should be
here momentarily.
324
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,664
You shouldn't have doubted me.
325
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,541
My plan worked, and
your plan shorked.
326
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,127
Not a word. I just came
to get my pen I forgot.
327
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,795
Hey, Gregory!
328
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,797
Oh, hey, Zach. I just came to
grab my pen and I'll be out.
329
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,507
You seemed really, uh, stressed
330
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,718
in your text. What did
you want to talk about?
331
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,387
Jacob, I've been rather
frustrated and confused.
332
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,015
Well, that seems really...
frustrating and confusing.
333
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,516
And you don't deserve
to feel that way.
334
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,809
My brother, if I could just...
335
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,020
Jacob, I didn't think
it would come to this,
336
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,314
but I think we should go
to couples counseling.
337
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,173
I wanna break up!
338
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,932
This is exactly why
I'm not in a throuple.
339
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,621
You want to break up? What?
You want to break up? What?
340
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,456
Jacob, you said you
wanted to break up.
341
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,208
Are you sure you
didn't say it first?
342
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,001
Because I-I think you did.
343
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,629
And if that's the case,
I-I totally understand.
344
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,005
I'm glad you got
that off your chest.
345
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,925
Jacob, what's going on?
346
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,617
Are you breaking up with me?
347
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,390
Yes. I don't think
348
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,517
we should be together.
349
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,603
I'm sorry.
350
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,480
We haven't been happy
for a long time, okay?
351
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,649
I felt it. I know you felt it.
352
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,567
I don't think either
of us wanted to admit
353
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,361
that this is what
needs to happen.
354
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:08,907
In my heart of hearts, if
I'm being completely honest,
355
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,784
maybe I just brought
up couples therapy
356
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,911
because I was too afraid
to rip off the bandage.
357
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,104
Mm.
358
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,958
This sucks.
359
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,233
Yeah.
360
00:14:22,369 --> 00:14:27,058
I mean... thank you
for being upfront.
361
00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:28,309
That took guts.
362
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,520
Well... don't give
me too much credit.
363
00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:32,439
I've... I've been so scared.
364
00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:34,774
I've been trying to get
you to break up with me.
365
00:14:34,798 --> 00:14:36,341
Sorry. What?
366
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,905
Well, actually, it's...
it's really funny.
367
00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:43,742
Like, because I've been
trying to drive you nuts
368
00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:45,493
so that you would
break up with me.
369
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:49,289
Is that why you've been
buying two of every condiment
370
00:14:49,313 --> 00:14:52,542
despite our limited
fridge and cabinet space?
371
00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:54,169
No. That was... That
was a genuine mistake
372
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,587
each and every time.
373
00:14:55,611 --> 00:14:58,715
But, uh, everything else
was kinda on purpose.
374
00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:02,343
Jacob Hill, you sick bitch.
375
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,345
You just released the kraken.
376
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,222
Ca-caw!
377
00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:07,766
The kraken isn't a
bird. It's a sea mons...
378
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,101
Quiet, sweet prince.
379
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,104
I don't have to care
about that anymore.
380
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:16,900
And FYI... Your
facts were never fun,
381
00:15:16,924 --> 00:15:19,235
composting is disgusting,
382
00:15:19,259 --> 00:15:22,679
and you held our team
back at trivia night.
383
00:15:24,973 --> 00:15:27,142
♪ Oh, my God ♪
384
00:15:32,356 --> 00:15:34,000
Jacob: You were right.
385
00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:35,210
I was.
386
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,378
I should have talked
to him immediately.
387
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:38,402
You should've.
388
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,257
You came back for me.
389
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,033
Came back for my pen.
390
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,840
Yeah, I guess I do
have other pens.
391
00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:04,447
Oh. There you are.
392
00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:06,282
Here is the key to the gym.
393
00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:08,910
I will not be sticking around
to overhear those old biddies
394
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,829
praying for the curbs
to stop being so high.
395
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,229
Thanks, Ava.
396
00:16:13,397 --> 00:16:15,542
I know why my sorority
sisters don't like me.
397
00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:18,193
But why don't those church
ladies like you, Barb?
398
00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:22,215
I'm too modern for them.
399
00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:25,093
I am not Christian
enough for them.
400
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,845
All because you got
a few piercings?
401
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:28,638
If anybody can appreciate
a few extra holes
402
00:16:28,662 --> 00:16:30,056
in their bodies, it's Jesus.
403
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,559
It is not just
about the piercings.
404
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,936
It is the jazz
nights with Gerald.
405
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,646
It's the all-inclusive cruises
406
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,898
where Sea Barbara pokes
her little head out.
407
00:16:38,922 --> 00:16:41,609
And not to mention that...
408
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:46,948
I'm friends with some of
Abbott's more colorful teachers.
409
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,032
Why do you even want to
be part of that choir
410
00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:49,576
if that's how they treat you?
411
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,662
Because when I'm singing, that's
when I feel closest to God.
412
00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:56,749
And... when my kids were younger,
you know, balancing it all,
413
00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:58,877
it was... it was rough.
414
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,421
So one day I didn't
go to church.
415
00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,089
And then the next week,
we didn't go to church.
416
00:17:03,113 --> 00:17:05,341
And I just started to think
417
00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:09,470
if I could just give it all up
like that, what does that mean?
418
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:12,473
Then I started questioning
my faith altogether.
419
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:15,435
And then one day, I heard
"Shackles" on the radio.
420
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:20,797
And that song... ooh! It
brought me back to church.
421
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:26,863
"The testing of your faith
produces perseverance."
422
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,157
Not you quoting scripture.
423
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,410
Lord, He does work
in mysterious ways.
424
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:33,870
Not that mysterious.
425
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:35,747
You thought they could
keep me away from a place
426
00:17:35,771 --> 00:17:37,457
that passes out free
money on a free plate?
427
00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:40,960
You know something,
Ava? You are right.
428
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:43,713
Ah. The Lord wants
me to persevere.
429
00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:47,091
He wants me to tell that story.
430
00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:48,259
Yes!
431
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:50,386
Tell that story.
432
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,037
That's not what I meant at all.
433
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:57,352
Hey. How we doing, buddy?
434
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,771
Not great. Turns out Zach
is the vengeful type.
435
00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:01,856
He shrunk all of my shrinkables,
436
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,317
which is pretty much
every sweater I own.
437
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:05,902
And not only do I
need new clothes,
438
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:09,239
but I also have to find a
new apartment... and soon.
439
00:18:09,263 --> 00:18:11,616
Zach has already started
writing a one-man show about me.
440
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,911
He's calling it "Fleabag,"
but with an "F."
441
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:17,372
"Fleafaf"?
442
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,207
No.
443
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,233
I am so sick of you two.
444
00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:26,339
Um, why don't we go to
Rubensteins tonight?
445
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:27,882
I should probably teach
you how to throw darts
446
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:28,883
so you don't take
somebody's eye out.
447
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,885
We can invite Janine.
448
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,263
Yeah. That sounds nice.
449
00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:35,765
Hey, can... can you grab
that granola for me?
450
00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:38,917
It's on the top shelf, and I've
got this... situation happening.
451
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:44,047
Yeah.
452
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,908
Just came from
apologizing to the sub.
453
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,660
Oh. It went well,
454
00:18:55,684 --> 00:18:58,579
but they are filing a complaint
with the school district.
455
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:00,999
Just hope they spell
Teagues with two G's.
456
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:03,251
I'm sorry I roped you
into this whole thing.
457
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,420
I don't know whether it's
'cause I'm down to one class
458
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,006
or I'm home by myself
all the time now or...
459
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,591
I don't know... maybe
I'm just plain bored.
460
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,509
Maybe you just miss getting
into classic high jinks
461
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:12,760
with you and me.
462
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,804
Nah. That's not it.
463
00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:15,829
It's the bored thing.
464
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,268
So, did you tell them
465
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,061
why "Shackles" was
so important to you?
466
00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:24,772
I did. They were unmoved.
467
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,149
I knew they wouldn't go for it.
468
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,775
Church ladies, sorority sisters,
469
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,861
everyone who's ever worked at
a dermatologist's office...
470
00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:31,112
They're all the same.
471
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,489
You know what? It's all right.
472
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:36,743
I've learned not to
overlook my many blessings.
473
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:40,455
Besides, I still get to perform
a song that means so much to me.
474
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,457
And you get to do it twice.
475
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,607
What do you mean?
476
00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:48,212
I threw together this little
surprise recital for Barb,
477
00:19:48,236 --> 00:19:50,631
because apparently you can't
key a church lady's car anymore?
478
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:53,176
Well, go on in.
479
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,188
It sure is hot out
here. Go, girl.
480
00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:08,024
I don't mind, though.
481
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:10,151
I'm just glad to be free.
482
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,694
Know what I'm sayin'? Unh!
483
00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:16,074
♪ Take the shackles off
my feet so I can dance ♪
484
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:21,371
♪ I just want to praise You ♪
485
00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:24,874
♪ In the corners of my mind,
I just can't seem to find ♪
486
00:20:24,898 --> 00:20:29,045
♪ A reason to believe
that I can break free ♪
487
00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:32,465
♪ 'Cause, you see, I have
been down for so long ♪
488
00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:34,467
♪ Feel like all hope was gone ♪
489
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:37,720
♪ But as I lift my
hands, I understand ♪
490
00:20:37,744 --> 00:20:40,848
♪ That I should praise You
through my circumstance ♪
491
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,850
This is making me want
to rejoin the Church
492
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,186
of Latter-day Saints.
♪ So I can dance ♪
493
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,772
♪ Just want to praise You ♪
494
00:20:47,796 --> 00:20:50,132
♪ I just want to praise You ♪
495
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,321
I should've told Barbara
to stick to one song.
496
00:20:55,345 --> 00:20:56,406
She's going through
her whole discography.
497
00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:57,573
We've heard everything
from "We Shall Overcome"
498
00:20:57,597 --> 00:20:59,075
to "This Little Light of Mine."
499
00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:01,160
We can't keep going on with
all this biblical talk.
500
00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:02,703
This is a public
school, for God's sake.
501
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:05,581
Barbara: Now, this next note
is called a whistle tone.
502
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,875
Your first instinct might
be to cover your ears.
503
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,919
Don't. ♪ Ahhh ♪
504
00:21:09,943 --> 00:21:11,838
Hey, Barb. Hey. Do you
know "Go Down, Moses"?
505
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:13,256
Oh, yes.
506
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,341
'Cause I'mma need you
to let my people go.
507
00:21:15,365 --> 00:21:16,634
Ooh.
508
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:17,677
Oh, yeah!
509
00:21:19,286 --> 00:21:22,414
Thank you. Thank you.
510
00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:27,544
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