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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Missy, I'm really impressed
how you stepped up.
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- Thanks.
- Good morning.
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Eggs are on the table.
Here's some toast.
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- Bacon's coming up.
- Wow, look at you being Mom.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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- (CABIN ALERT CHIMES)
- Excited to be going home?
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This is home. I'm always here.
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But I am excited to share everything
I've learned with my colleagues.
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That's nice.
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Scientifically speaking,
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they're savages covered
in their own filth,
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and I'll be bringing them the light.
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There's probably a
nicer way to say that.
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Oh, there is. But if a summer in
Germany has taught me anything,
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it's that brutal honesty
is its own kind of love.
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I'll crochet that on a pillow.
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Mm.
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Mark my words, string theory is
going to be the next big thing.
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What does it do?
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It explains the fundamental
forces of the universe.
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How everything works,
where everything came from.
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I know where it all came from.
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Mother, we're in the sky.
Why are you pointing up?
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(RUMBLING)
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(SHUDDERS)
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Oh, there's no reason to do that.
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It's just irregular motion
of air around the plane
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caused by temperature changes.
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(LOUDER RUMBLING)
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Oh, that was a big one.
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And given our altitude,
perfectly predictable.
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(CABIN ALERT CHIMES)
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: The pilot
has turned on the seatbelt sign.
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Please return to your seat.
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A reasonable precaution.
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Snug as a bug.
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(LOUD RUMBLING)
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(SHUDDERS)
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Would you like me to
include you in my prayers?
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No, thanks, I don't need to seek
help from an invisible man.
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You're right, you've got
your invisible strings.
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PILOT (OVER INTERCOM):
Sorry for the delay.
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We hope to be wheels
up in about 20 minutes.
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That's what he said 20 minutes ago.
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- Nothing we can do.
- If we don't take off soon,
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we'll miss our connecting
flight to Houston.
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It's out of our hands.
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I'd tell you whose hands it's in,
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but you don't like that.
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(BABY CRYING)
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Babies.
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Why'd it have to be babies?
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Oh, relax.
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He'll cry himself out.
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You won't even know he's there.
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(BABY CRYING)
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(SIGHS)
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Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.
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Sometimes moms can't
make their kids be quiet
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no matter how much they try.
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What're you doing?
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Trying to get my ears to pop.
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Want a piece of gum?
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- Is it cinnamon gum?
- Yeah.
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- I have enough problems.
- (BABY CRYING)
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Hi!
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GEORGE JR.: Welcome home.
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Great. Hey, Mary.
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(BABY CRIES)
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Look, Mother, more babies.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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I cannot wait to sleep in my own bed.
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You didn't tell him on the plane?
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- Tell me what?
- I thought you were gonna tell him
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- in the car.
- Well, he was grumpy in the car.
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How do you think he was on the plane?
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- I'll tell him.
- You stay out of this.
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- Tell me what?
- Well, for God's sake.
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Me and Georgie and the baby
have been staying in your room.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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I was out of town, there was a tornado,
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you needed a place to live.
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So you're okay with it?
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Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.
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- No.
- Well, hang on, we'll handle this.
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You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn't want to leave.
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- But it's my room.
- Well, and it's my house.
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Our house.
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Sure.
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Why can't they stay in the garage?
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Why can't you stay in the garage?
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I'm neither a car nor a box
of Christmas ornaments.
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Sheldon, my grandbaby's
not sleeping in the garage.
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- Our grandbaby.
- Sure.
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Look, I slept out there.
It's not that bad.
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Hey, there's even a sink you can pee in.
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That is not helpful.
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You used it.
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It was an emergency.
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I go away for a few months
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and my family turns into
a bunch of hillbillies.
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GEORGE: All right, it's been a long day,
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everybody's tired.
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Why don't you just sleep on the couch
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and we'll figure this out tomorrow, hmm?
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Fine.
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Oh.
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- What?
- My ears finally popped.
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Testing, testing.
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One, two, three.
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- Testing.
- So, Sheldon's home.
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Hello? Hello? Somebody say something.
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Oh, Lord, I missed you.
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Oh-ho. I missed you, too.
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I was talking to the bed.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SIGHS) Been a while since
we've been apart so long.
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Oh, I know.
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A long time for a man
to be without his wife.
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George, I want to, but I just spent
18 hours with you know who.
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I need to sleep.
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Understood.
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Wouldn't take long, but understood.
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I promise, if you wait,
it'll be worth it.
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I might even have a
little surprise for you.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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All right, I can wait.
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(SIGHS)
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But if you can't wait,
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just give me a poke in the ribs.
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I'll be ready right quick.
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(BABY CRYING)
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♪ I couldn't sleep at all last night ♪
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♪ Well, I was tossing and turning ♪
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♪ Turning and tossing ♪
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- ♪ Tossing and turning all night. ♪
- (KNOCKING)
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- What?
- The baby's crying.
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You really are a genius.
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♪ ♪
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Nope.
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(RINGING)
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- Hello.
- Meemaw, it's me.
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Shelly. Everything okay?
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No, everything's terrible.
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The baby stole my room
and won't stop crying
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and now they're making
me sleep in the garage.
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What do you need me to do?
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Pick me up and I can stay with you.
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Oh, well, this is Dale's house.
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I have to ask him.
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Ask me what?
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It's Shelly. He wants
to spend the night.
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Oh, yeah, it'd be nice
to see the little guy.
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Dale says no. See you in the morning.
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(DIAL TONE)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, slept in.
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Morning.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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MARY: What's all this?
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- Breakfast.
- Who made it?
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Me. I can heat it up.
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No, no.
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Georgie, what're you doing?
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What does it look like? Dishes.
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Since when?
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It's my day.
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Oh. Look, a chore chart.
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I made one of those. Y'all ignored it.
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They don't ignore it if
you stop feeding them.
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That was a long weekend.
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Georgie, bathroom.
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Thank you.
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Crowded house, one bathroom.
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We needed a schedule.
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Smart.
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Can I help with anything?
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Nope, just enjoy your breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe we can
spend the day together.
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That sounds nice,
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but I promised Taylor I'd help him
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buy some back-to-school clothes.
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Oh, yeah, Taylor.
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When do I get to meet him?
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He's just a friend, Mom. Don't be weird.
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I wasn't being weird.
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Where were you?
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Garage.
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Oh. Sleep okay?
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Not a wink, but thank you for asking.
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Huh.
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(GROANS)
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GEORGE JR.: What?
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Well, too bad, it's my turn.
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Check the schedule.
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I don't see a schedule.
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Look on the fridge.
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Mmm.
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He's right, it's his turn.
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This is going to be close.
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MARY: So, how's it going,
you two living together?
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She's leaving out, "in sin."
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I didn't say it.
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Well, don't we get a pass for being old?
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I didn't say anything.
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With his back being all askew,
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there's not much sinning going on.
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Well, not none.
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We find ways to be creative.
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I don't want to know. (SCOFFS)
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So, what's going on with your house?
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Well, I'm gonna rebuild.
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It's just gonna take a while.
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In the meantime, she has a home.
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Oh, thank you for that.
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With a man who gives
her plenty of loving.
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MEEMAW: Anyways, how are you doing?
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It must feel good to be home.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Hmm. What's wrong?
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Well, they have everything
running pretty smooth
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without me, so...
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feeling a little displaced.
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- Hmm, a little displaced.
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause your home, which was
not blown away in the tornado,
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is running smooth.
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Oh, no, I didn't mean...
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- You know what I mean.
- Just hang on.
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What're you doing?
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Tell you what, next time
you start feeling sorry
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for yourself for being
a little displaced,
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you just take a gander
at my home of 47 years.
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I'm sorry. This is terrible.
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Yeah, I took that picture
with my Minolta.
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Made the front page of the local paper.
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I got a copy of it around
here somewhere.
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She don't wanna see it.
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Of course she does.
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- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- GEORGE SR.: Go on, keep running!
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Y'all look like you haven't
moved all summer!
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Come on!
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Lopez, what, are you
taking a break out there?
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I think he's throwing up, Coach.
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Good stuff, Lopez!
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Hey.
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Well, hey, Mary. Welcome back.
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- Thank you.
- That's a nice surprise.
265
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Well, I just thought I'd come hang out,
266
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,560
watch you turn this ragtag bunch of kids
267
00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:06,898
into state champs.
268
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:09,359
George, you didn't tell me
Germany made her funny.
269
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,237
Hey, I think we got a
real shot this year.
270
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,220
Lopez, what the hell did you eat?
271
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,360
What you got there, Mary?
272
00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,380
Oh, I made some snacks for the team.
273
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,828
Oh, did you bring anything
for the coaches?
274
00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:21,413
Just a little sugar.
275
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,550
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
276
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,840
So, we over the jet lag?
277
00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,084
I think so.
278
00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,419
Okay, now I'm gonna puke.
279
00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,712
Grow up.
280
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,549
ADULT SHELDON: I returned
home from Germany
281
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,960
to a family which no
longer cherished me.
282
00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:37,020
But I knew somewhere I was still valued,
283
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,320
where I was still the
center of attention.
284
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:42,890
And, most importantly,
where I had my own bathroom.
285
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:46,104
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,816
Excuse me.
287
00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,780
(MUSIC CONTINUES
PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES)
288
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,944
SHELDON: Hello?
289
00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:56,060
What are you doing in my room?
290
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,328
What are you doing in my room?
291
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,288
That's what I asked you,
and I asked first.
292
00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,080
This is my room.
293
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,210
Well, then how come my
key opened the door?
294
00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,503
I don't care. Go away.
295
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,500
Wait. I'm not going anywhere.
296
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,428
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
297
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,305
Hmm?
298
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,806
I'm not going anywhere.
299
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,610
Okay.
300
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,103
All righty then.
301
00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:29,314
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
302
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,310
- What?
- What are you working on?
303
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,290
Uh, I'm writing a Pascal compiler
304
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,488
for an alpha processor.
305
00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:37,640
I don't understand.
306
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,033
Uh... (SIGHS)
307
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,786
Here.
308
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,760
Thanks.
309
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:50,585
What's your name?
310
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,670
Do you mind? I'm reading.
311
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,170
Okay.
312
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,388
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES)
313
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,630
Sheldon Cooper.
314
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:04,680
What?
315
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,920
I finished reading, and
my name's Sheldon Cooper.
316
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,813
- Wh... You finished it?
- Yes.
317
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,560
No, you didn't.
318
00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:13,108
Uh...
319
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:16,027
How can I program this with
a reduced instruction set?
320
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,405
Use a lexicographic ordering algorithm.
321
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:19,670
(SCOFFS)
322
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,408
Impressive.
323
00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:22,909
You should major in computer science.
324
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,578
(LAUGHS) No, thanks,
I'll stick to real science.
325
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,800
Wh... Dude, this is the future.
326
00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,799
I mean, computers are gonna
change the whole world.
327
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,020
Maybe commerce, communications,
328
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,712
media and banking,
but nothing important.
329
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,940
(SCOFFS)
330
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,424
Uh, what's so important
about what you're studying?
331
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,540
String theory, where do I begin?
332
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,000
It explains everything.
333
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,596
It unifies the fundamental
forces in an elegant way.
334
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,080
Yeah, but what does it do?
335
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,050
Hmm...
336
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,185
Get out.
337
00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:56,490
No rush. There's plenty to go around.
338
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,080
All right, guys, wrap it up.
339
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,660
We got blocking drills to run.
340
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,800
George, can't you let
them catch their breath?
341
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,480
- No.
- You heard Coach,
342
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,909
hit the sleds. Let's go.
343
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,400
Oh, the sleds, I love the sleds.
344
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,570
(LAUGHS)
345
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,579
(WHOOPING)
346
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:14,770
Whoo!
347
00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:16,090
(LAUGHS)
348
00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,797
- Ants on a log?
- No.
349
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,430
They're not real ants. It's raisins.
350
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,720
I know what they are, Wayne.
351
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:23,470
You guys are doing great!
352
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,720
State champs!
353
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,780
Whoo!
354
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:30,310
(TOILET FLUSHES)
355
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,360
Well, that was Chernobyl-adjacent.
356
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,565
Sorry, still getting used to Tex-Mex.
357
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,400
You don't have to be
from Texas to flush.
358
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,700
Noted.
359
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,153
You, uh, grow up around here?
360
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,700
Medford. It's not as nice as it sounds.
361
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,900
Oh.
362
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:48,070
Yeah, now you ask where I'm from.
363
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,779
I don't do that.
364
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,373
Cool.
365
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:54,334
Oh, so what is the girl situation here?
366
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,664
I don't do that either.
367
00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:56,753
You into guys?
368
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,810
I'm into science.
369
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,506
Everything else is a distraction.
370
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,960
So... no video games?
371
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,300
- Star Fire?
- Hasn't even been released yet.
372
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,430
I'm a beta tester.
373
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,556
Oh, my.
374
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,380
ADULT SHELDON: I didn't know
his name or where he was from,
375
00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:13,630
but he was my new best friend.
376
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,570
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
377
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:16,773
Well...
378
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:23,200
this was a fun, special,
one-time thing, wasn't it?
379
00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:26,440
Actually, I was thinking
I could keep doing it,
380
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,784
kind of like a team mom.
381
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,440
Team mom.
382
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:33,020
Yeah, I think the boys really
enjoyed having me here.
383
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:35,820
(CHUCKLES) Mary, sit with me.
384
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,910
Yeah.
385
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,520
Oh, honey, it's-it's been
so good having you back.
386
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:43,020
Oh, thank you. Oh.
387
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,640
You know, when I was in Germany,
388
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,639
- I was thinking we should do more...
- Hold that thought.
389
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:51,000
Thing is, these practices
aren't meant to be enjoyed.
390
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:54,570
They're meant to be endured, survived.
391
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,179
Hated, actually.
392
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,231
- That sounds terrible.
- Uh, no.
393
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,410
It's a good thing because
then they take that hate
394
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,485
and they unleash it on the other team.
395
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,279
Sounds like you're turning
them into monsters.
396
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,863
There you go, and monsters
don't have team moms.
397
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,616
Let me help you get
this crap in the car.
398
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,582
(WEAPONS FIRING ON COMPUTER)
399
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,000
I can't kill this guardian.
He's too strong.
400
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,460
Move over.
401
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,539
- What are you doing?
- Hang on.
402
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:25,040
- VIDEO GAME VOICE: Weapons upgrade.
- Try now.
403
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,427
Ooh, that's a big gun.
How'd you do that?
404
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,960
I just put in the cheat code.
405
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,550
Excuse me? I do not cheat.
406
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,449
Wh... No, it's not cheating, you know,
407
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,320
it's-it's like a-a secret command
408
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:36,500
that gives you extra powers.
409
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,854
And it's called a what code?
410
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:41,140
Wh... No. It's part of the game,
you know. They build it in.
411
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,570
So you condone cheating?
412
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,524
Yeah, but, you know, with a wink.
413
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:45,940
I don't like winking either.
414
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,440
What's wrong with winking?
415
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,299
At the end of the day, it leaves
you with an uneven number
416
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,610
of blinks per eye.
417
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,076
That's insane.
418
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,200
Oh, I'm insane? You're
the cheating winker.
419
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,590
Are you from California?
420
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,320
Oh, now you want to know where I'm from.
421
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,160
I think I know enough. Goodbye.
422
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,790
Thanks for cleaning up.
423
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,880
You're welcome.
424
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,509
Also, the toilet bowl
is still disinfecting,
425
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,800
so I wouldn't use it for
another 20 to 30 minutes.
426
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,221
(DOOR CLOSES)
427
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,140
- (WEAPONS FIRING ON COMPUTER)
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
428
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,274
I'll keep the room clean if
you keep the game clean.
429
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:24,317
Okay.
430
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,960
ADULT SHELDON:
We had had our first fight,
431
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,470
but, at the end of the day,
432
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,260
it really brought what's-his-name
and I closer together.
433
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:38,900
Hmm.
434
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,550
Ugh.
435
00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:42,900
I miss Germany.
436
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:46,160
- Hey.
- Hi.
437
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:48,210
- Everything okay?
- Fine.
438
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,549
Do you want to watch a movie or...
439
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,710
No.
440
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,620
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- (SIGHS)
441
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,540
I miss Germany.
442
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:57,100
- (SIGHS)
- (MISSY CRYING)
443
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,950
Honey? You okay?
444
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,320
MISSY: Go away.
445
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,760
All right, well, I'm here
if you want to talk.
446
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,657
Taylor broke up with me.
447
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,742
Oh, baby.
448
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,779
Oh.
449
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,779
Oh...
450
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,400
Please don't tell Dad. He didn't
know we were going out.
451
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,668
Of course. It's none of his business.
452
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,440
I'm glad you're back.
453
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,630
Me, too.
454
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,250
Do you want to tell me what happened?
455
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:30,380
Mm-hmm.
456
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,320
(WEAPONS FIRING ON COMPUTER)
457
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:43,160
ADULT SHELDON: It took
14 hours and 211 lives...
458
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,600
... but I emerged victorious.
459
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:48,026
- _
- (TRIUMPHANT VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
460
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,070
Hey, cheater guy, I won.
461
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,490
Fair and square.
462
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,070
What time is it?
463
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,535
7:42 a.m.
464
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,579
We should celebrate.
Do you have any Yoo-hoo?
465
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:00,910
No.
466
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,600
Wait here. I'll go get some.
467
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:05,150
ADULT SHELDON: I wish I could
tell you we toasted my victory,
468
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,004
but I fell asleep in the hallway.
469
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,090
- Hey, where's Sheldon?
- Probably out in the garage.
470
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,960
Should someone tell
him breakfast is ready?
471
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,846
Oh, no, this is lovely.
472
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:20,960
Uh, let him sleep, jet lag and all.
473
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:23,853
Hmm, the whole summer
with him was enough, huh?
474
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,520
If you want me to get
him, I'll go get him.
475
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:27,982
- That's okay.
- No, it's fine.
476
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,640
Okay.
477
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:37,400
- MARY: Are you ready for your surprise?
- I sure am.
478
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,720
MARY: Okay.
479
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:43,250
(GERMAN ACCENT): Hello, you
handsome American boy toy.
480
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,707
I am Helga.
481
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,210
Do you like what you see?
482
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,430
(GERMAN ACCENT): Yeah. Yeah.
483
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,060
Yeah. Yeah.
484
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:53,841
(BOTH LAUGH)
485
00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:00,660
Hello?
486
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,680
MARY (GERMAN ACCENT): Are you
sure your wife won't come home?
487
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,943
GEORGE SR.: (LAUGHS) I'm sure.
488
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,320
- GEORGE SR.: Yeah, yeah.
- (MARY LAUGHS)
489
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,360
GEORGE SR.: Oh, Helga.
490
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,299
ADULT SHELDON:
I never talked to my father
491
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,580
about what I saw that day,
492
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,660
but, from then on, I added extra knocks
493
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,330
so people could get their pants on.
494
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:34,298
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