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Okay. Thank you, Melanie,
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for showing us the inside
of your eyelids again.
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Okay. Khalil, come on. You're up.
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What you got?
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For Show-and-Tell, I brought
a famous person I saw outside.
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Come on in.
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- Hi, I'm Bradley Cooper.
- What?
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Y-You are Bradley Cooper.
Why are you Bradley Cooper?
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And why are you here?
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Uh, well, whenever I'm in Philly,
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you know the deli across the street?
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Uh, that's my first stop. My dad
used to always take me there.
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They have the best hoagies in the city.
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Everybody wanted to take
a picture with him,
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- so I figured he was famous.
- Yeah, you bet he is.
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I'm just texting the
other teachers, not paps.
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That's okay.
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Anyway, so when my friend here
asked me to come by,
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I had a minute,
so I thought, "What the heck?"
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If you're famous,
are you in "Spider-Man"?
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I'm not in "Spider-Man,"
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but I am in "Guardians of the Galaxy."
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No, you're not!
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Are you frickin' kiddin' me?
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I'm the voice of Rocket Raccoon!
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And the face of "Alias."
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- Not the face of.
- Yeah, you were the face.
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A-And "He's Just Not That Into You."
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Well, Janine, that was rude.
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No, I-I mean
"He's Just Not That Into You"
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is my favorite Bradley Cooper film.
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It's more of an ensemble,
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but if you think about it,
it's Justin Long's movie.
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You crazy, Bradley.
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Oh, I've been a Cooper Trooper
since "Wet Hot American Summer."
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Well, you look different in person.
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You don't look famous.
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Yeah. Shouldn't your teeth be whiter?
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They should,
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but I can't whiten them
because they're too sensitive.
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- Oh.
- I just loved you in "The Holdovers."
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It was just so heartwarming.
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It's "The Hangover," and, no, it's not.
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Guys, he's literally
in a critically acclaimed film
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- right now.
- "Oppenheimer."
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- Is that the one about Napoleon?
- Yes.
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I don't think so. I'm
not in "Oppenheimer."
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Are you sure? Everybody
was in "Oppenheimer."
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Yeah.
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Why are there cameras here?
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It's a long story, Brad. Bradley.
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Um, but, hey, since we have you...
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Okay, I-I do you have to
get that hoagie, so, um...
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but this... this was so much
fun, and does Khalil get an "A"?
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Oh, hell yeah, he does.
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Um, can you stay and take
just one picture before you go?
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- Yeah, of course.
- Okay. Thank you.
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- Let's do it. Ooh!
- Get in, get in, get in.
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Hey. This is so exciting.
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I can't wait to tell
everyone at the district.
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- Oh, you work at the school district?
- Yeah.
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Oh, you know that these schools
are criminally underfunded?
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It's proven every...
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm working on it.
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- Let's just take the picture.
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Look, guys, I don't know.
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She just said she's "dropping
by with a special surprise."
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Wait, who's coming? Janine?
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It's not too late to leave, y'all.
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She can't annoy us if we're not here.
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Hello! Hi, everyone! Sorry we're late.
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But do notice that we are a we,
which is exciting.
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Please meet Joan from the city.
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And you'll remember Elizabeth Washington
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from the Education Board.
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Okay, what's up?
'Cause last time she was here,
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I had to eulogize Gregory at
the Educator of the Year thing.
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There's my star.
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Hey, you never sent me
thank you flowers.
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This is my nightmare.
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Literally, she's
my sleep paralysis demon.
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Abbott Elementary
is set to be designated
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as a historical landmark
in the city of Philadelphia.
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We're gonna be a historical place?
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Cha-ching!
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What?
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It comes with a discretionary
fund for structural upkeep.
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Yeah, that's true. My great aunt's
pastrami shop got designated
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'cause Dick Clark looked
through the window once.
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We've always known
how special Abbott is,
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but now we're historic.
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Like the "Rocky" stairs.
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Not quite, as Rocky
is a fictional character.
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How about we throw you
down those stairs,
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and you can see how fictional
they feel?!
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I think she just means like
the home of Betsy Ross.
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Right? Okay.
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Oh, my God, guys,
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we're probably going to be
a part of walking tours.
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Oh, my gosh. Who's gonna give the tour?
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- Uh, okay. I'll do it.
- Okay.
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Abbott is certainly old, but historic?
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Willard R. Abbott himself
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used this very building
as a bomb shelter.
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It actually turned out
to be a false alarm.
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Nevertheless,
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a great man cowered
on this hallowed ground.
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- That's right.
- We're gonna be famous.
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Aah! This is so cool.
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Working at the district,
we treat every school as equal.
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But I always knew
Abbott was exceptional.
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And now the city agrees.
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Eat it, all other schools
in the district!
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You'll cut that part out, right?
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Attention Abbott Elementarians...
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it's your captain,
Principal Coleman, speaking.
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If you're learning, stop.
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Abbott Elementary,
the school that I raised,
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is becoming a Philly
historical landmark.
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There will be a plaque ceremony
honoring our school's
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namesake, Willard R. Abbott.
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And if that sounds old and dusty to you,
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the district is also
throwing a pre-party
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for us and the neighborhood.
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We're partying on the district's tab.
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Oh, and there will be pizza.
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You're welcome.
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Just imagine how
many people are gonna be posing
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with peace signs out by the plaque.
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Oh, no. People do
finger hearts now. Like that.
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I have to admit, this is impressive.
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I already feel more distinguished.
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You can't even spell "distinguished."
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Barbara, Melissa.
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That was your, uh,
"This is amazing look," huh?
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Right?
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I'm so happy you're happy.
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But?
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- No but.
- There's a but.
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I can feel a but.
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Damn. You freaky.
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- But...
- I knew it.
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Janine, this is just local politics.
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It's got nothing to do with our school.
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Yeah. Plus this is Philly.
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I mean, you can't hock a loogie
without hitting
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something historic around here.
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Oh, my God, please.
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Just one parade without Barbara
clouds and Melissa meatballs.
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You wish it rained my meatballs.
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And let me remind you, you asked.
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Uh, yes, but that was before
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when I thought I would like to answer.
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No one is saying
that meaningless accolades
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can't be a win-win, but...
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- No, it's more like a don't care...
- ... don't care.
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Like I said,
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I am so happy you are happy.
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Yeah, we're ecstatic. For you.
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Okay, well, that's good,
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because it is objectively cool
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that Abbott won't be able
to be overlooked anymore.
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You know? We're finally getting
the recognition we deserve.
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You can't even spell "deserve."
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There you go.
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- Ooh!
- Hey.
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- "I 'heart' Willard R. Abbott" cupcakes!
- You know it.
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To match my "I 'heart'
Willard R. Abbott" shirt.
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- I love that.
- You know, I really admire
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the commitment to the middle initial,
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but does anyone know
what the "R" stands for?
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Uh, maybe Rashid?
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No. Probably... Probably Robert.
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Hello, Abbott Elementary and community!
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My name is Elizabeth Washington,
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and I am the Chief Education Officer.
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I want to thank you all
so much for joining us
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at this press opp...
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party.
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Party.
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And I want to welcome my mentee
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and Abbott's own Janine Teagues
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to the stage for opening remarks.
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Um, thank you. Thank you, Elizab...
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Thank you, Elizabeth,
and thank you, everyone,
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for joining us in this celebration.
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We have always known how
special Abbott Elementary is,
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but we are grateful that what we
know will now be set in stone.
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That's a plaque pun.
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Thank you, Joan.
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Yeah.
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And, finally, I'm gonna give
a posthumous thank you
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to Abbott Elementary's namesake,
Willard R. Abbott,
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who famously crawled these very halls
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in a historical manner.
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Thank you. We love you, Willard!
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Hey! Yes!
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Hey. H-Hey, Willard R. Abbott
was a racist.
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- Oh, my.
- Okay. So, we can't just shout things out
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- because it's fun to shout.
- It's true!
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Know your history!
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Okay. That's... Easy.
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I want everybody to just
calm down and take a breath...
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Well, now we know
what the "R" stands for.
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... and then welcome, uh,
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dialoguing and different poin...
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And when you say racist,
you mean like racist racist?
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One racist is racist enough,
don't you think?
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I'm sorry. B.L.A.C.K.S.?
What does that even stand for?
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Building Love And
Creating Kids Safety, obviously.
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And don't be trying to change
the subject.
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Now, Willard R. Abbott
was a city planner
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and his city plan was
to uphold segregation
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while red lining all of Philadelphia.
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Oh, my God. How did I not know that?
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Am I bad at history?
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They have all kind of methods
for rewriting legacies.
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You know, like getting
schools named after themselves.
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I guess we shouldn't be surprised
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that a white man of that era was racist.
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And so none of you thought to,
like, background-check this guy?
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Are you even from Philadelphia?
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Yeah, I mean, Joan,
did you know about this?
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
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Guess that tracks.
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There are a lot of landmarks
in this city honoring bad men.
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And women. No, wait. No.
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Ever been on Columbus Boulevard?
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Literal state of "Penn" -sylvania.
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Franklin Bridge, Franklin Court,
Franklin Institute.
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My uncle Franklin.
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A lot of eggs in that Franklin basket.
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This is the nature of history.
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It's not all good.
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I'm so mad...
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at you!
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Damn, why did you have to bring this up?
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Okay, w-what if we change
the school's name to...
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um... blanking on people
who aren't problematic.
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"Doin' Just Fine" Elementary.
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We already have
100 school names and mascots
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already in line for a makeover,
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and the ones that are racist
without having to Google
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are priority.
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And you're looking at
at least three to five years.
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I'm sorry, Janine.
This is too messy. We're out.
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- No, wait.
- My clout!
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Wait, uh, what if, uh... what if...
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There's no "what if."
251
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A stupid designation
is not gonna change anything
252
00:09:17,648 --> 00:09:18,867
about this school.
253
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,519
We didn't have one yesterday.
We don't have one today.
254
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,354
But look on the bright side.
255
00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,273
The kids got pizza!
256
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,535
Let's just leave it at that.
257
00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:30,355
Guys, if we give up now,
we're named after a racist
258
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,424
and we don't have a plaque.
259
00:09:32,449 --> 00:09:34,701
Level with me, Liz. What can we do?
260
00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:37,479
Well, I mean, the plaque is
already made, so you're out of luck.
261
00:09:37,504 --> 00:09:41,890
Unless you can find another
Willard R. Abbott of note
262
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,058
and say that
the school is named after him.
263
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,226
- Janine can do that.
- I can do that.
264
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,544
Oh, wow.
265
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,097
Uh, so is it not clear I was joking?
266
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,551
- Oh, so racism's a laughing matter?
- Mm-hmm.
267
00:09:51,576 --> 00:09:54,949
- Of course not.
- Great.
268
00:09:54,974 --> 00:09:56,475
So if my minions can find
a better Abbott,
269
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,543
can we have the money?
270
00:09:57,568 --> 00:09:59,097
Because I've already mentally spent it
271
00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:00,363
on zip ties, beans, and birth control,
272
00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:01,932
and there's no returns
in the apocalypse.
273
00:10:01,957 --> 00:10:04,334
She means, does Abbott get
the recognition it deserves?
274
00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:06,660
I... I guess so.
275
00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:09,484
Chop, chop! To the library!
276
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,621
Yeah.
277
00:10:12,334 --> 00:10:14,085
Go help her! Damn!
278
00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:16,410
What if she needs to reach
a book on the middle shelf?
279
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,789
Okay, well, there are definitely
more Willard R. Abbotts
280
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,957
than I expected.
281
00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:26,275
Oh, Abbott used to have an indoor pool.
282
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,769
Wait, no.
283
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,253
Apparently the basement flooded in '63
284
00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:31,406
and they just didn't drain it until '71.
285
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,473
Oh, God.
286
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,824
Oh. Wow.
287
00:10:33,849 --> 00:10:35,777
Look at this picture
from the district archives.
288
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,929
Hmm. I didn't know Abbott
had Black teachers back then.
289
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,389
I didn't know Philly did.
290
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,308
- Okay, trailblazing.
- Hold on.
291
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:44,586
Did Abbott have a real-life owl
as a mascot back in the '80s?
292
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,862
Keep reading.
293
00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:48,390
"World's most rabid owl
discovered in local school."
294
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,874
- Yeah, that makes sense now.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
295
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,025
- Oh!
- Ohh.
296
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,719
How does a book smell bad?
297
00:10:52,744 --> 00:10:56,239
I cannot wait to get my
librarian program off the ground.
298
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,866
Library program?
299
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,577
Yeah. Did I not tell you?
300
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,872
Sorry. I've been so busy.
301
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,874
Okay, team, I'm gonna go see
302
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,292
if I can rustle up anything in admin.
303
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,293
Alright.
304
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,253
Look. Research? Absolutely.
305
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,797
But between us, Janine and Gregory...
306
00:11:14,443 --> 00:11:17,613
they're like a handsome moth
to a cutie-patootie flame.
307
00:11:17,638 --> 00:11:19,808
They've given: they will.
They've given: they won't.
308
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,835
Now they're giving:
two people that kissed
309
00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:24,738
but decided to just be friends
for some Godforsaken reason.
310
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,561
So, yeah.
311
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:29,397
Figured they should
have some time alone.
312
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,983
So...
313
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,026
how has it been at the district?
314
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,361
Oh, it's been great, actually.
315
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,905
Been learning a lot.
316
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,240
It's different, though. Clean.
317
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,826
- Isn't that a good thing?
- You know, you'd think,
318
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,704
but I just miss Abbott's ambience.
319
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,497
Our dirt has a certain...
320
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,582
"Janine" sais quoi.
321
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,588
So, your, uh... your library program...
322
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,589
Mm-hmm.
323
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:55,757
Will there be microfiche?
324
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,342
Of course not.
325
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,053
Never mind. That would be nuts, right?
326
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,055
Yes, Gregory, that would be nuts.
327
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,849
Yeah, I know. I know.
But that's amazing, though.
328
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,601
- Thanks.
- Look at you,
329
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,937
programming stuff and taking names.
330
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,023
You're absurd... and thank you.
331
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,480
- I'm absurd?
- Yes.
332
00:12:13,505 --> 00:12:15,460
You're the one with a pin
that's a game of tic-tac-toe.
333
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,445
- I like this.
- Yeah, I know you do.
334
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,863
Guys! Guys! I found something.
335
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,926
What?
336
00:12:19,951 --> 00:12:22,495
Well, I found an idea, like, in my head.
337
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,202
Willy!
338
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,703
You can't just say Willy
all willy-nilly.
339
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,004
- What is...?
- Short for Willard.
340
00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:29,572
Okay. We searched for Willard R. Abbott
341
00:12:29,597 --> 00:12:33,184
and Bill Abbott,
but we didn't search for Willy.
342
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,172
Willy is insane, but okay.
343
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:42,220
Oh, my God, Willy Abbott,
AKA Willard R. Abbott V.
344
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,596
He's a direct descendant.
345
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,724
Environmental philanthropist.
Seems promising.
346
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,059
He funds environmental research
347
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,686
and he works to combat misinformation.
348
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,729
He's... He's... He's basically a hero!
349
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,939
Okay. Alright, keep looking.
350
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,565
Let's make sure that he's squeaky clean.
351
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,651
- He wrote a Medium article...
- Oh, no.
352
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,043
Denouncing the racist views
353
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,820
of his great-great-grandfather
and namesake,
354
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,121
- Willard R. Abbott!
- Hot damn!
355
00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:04,262
He has a contact form on his website.
356
00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:06,539
- Let's free Willy.
- Let's just e-mail him, yeah?
357
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:07,637
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
358
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,376
So, what are we thinking racism-wise?
359
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,794
I can't tell by his outfit.
360
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,543
Good find. He's a charmer.
361
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:18,986
Thank you guys so much for coming back
362
00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,254
and giving us another shot.
363
00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:21,799
Well, the plaque was
very expensive, yeah.
364
00:13:21,823 --> 00:13:24,429
Yep. But, um, seems
legit. We vetted him.
365
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,434
At the district, "vet" means
checked for a pulse.
366
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,145
You know, another pass wouldn't hurt.
367
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,022
Especially with his demographic.
368
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,149
Ask him if he thinks
the moon is a spaceship.
369
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,358
You know what? I'll handle this.
370
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,988
- Oh.
- Hey, Willy, how you doing?
371
00:13:41,013 --> 00:13:43,140
So, I wanted to ask
you a couple of questions.
372
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:45,668
Man, you guys sure are thorough, huh?
373
00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:48,028
Alright. Fill in the blank.
"Women are..."
374
00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:50,306
- Great leaders.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
375
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,914
Thoughts on birds?
376
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,667
Real. And majestic.
377
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,294
Also, go Birds!
378
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,769
- Lifetime season ticket order.
- Yeah. Okay.
379
00:13:57,794 --> 00:13:58,896
Where were you on January 6th?!
380
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,089
- Hey!
- Have some decorum.
381
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,258
- Oh, my God.
- I got this.
382
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,801
Well?
383
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,845
In a coma actually.
384
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,355
'Cause you fell off a wall?
385
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,383
Medically induced.
Tricky wisdom tooth situation.
386
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:11,910
That is great.
387
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,828
- Okay, let's get you up on stage.
- Great.
388
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,035
Alright.
389
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,660
It is time to introduce our guest...
390
00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:23,816
good guy philanthropist
and the name on this plaque,
391
00:14:23,841 --> 00:14:26,927
Willard R. Abbott V.
392
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,177
Thank you. Thank you, Principal Coleman.
393
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,411
And you can call me Willy.
394
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,163
Willard's actually better for us.
395
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,666
A school as wonderful as this
396
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,543
shouldn't be named after a man
like my great-great-grandfather.
397
00:14:38,568 --> 00:14:40,988
I've spent my life and career
398
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,431
using family money to try
399
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:45,667
and fight environmental
prejudice and inequality,
400
00:14:45,692 --> 00:14:48,987
to right the wrongs of Abbott's past.
401
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,516
And I accept this honor...
402
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,643
with that pledge in mind.
403
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,937
The world is such a beautiful place,
404
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,755
and we want to keep it that way.
405
00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:01,241
This planet is
in desperate need of saving.
406
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,301
And there is no place for racism
407
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:09,997
from one edge of the Earth
all the way to the other.
408
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,024
Now, I don't claim to know all,
409
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:17,020
but I do know that this
flat Earth is our home for now.
410
00:15:17,045 --> 00:15:18,254
Excuse me, what?
411
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,378
Yeah. Alright. Let's, um...
412
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,044
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let him cook.
413
00:15:22,069 --> 00:15:25,983
The gravity of this situation
is undeniable,
414
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,426
even though gravity itself isn't real.
415
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,997
Okay.
416
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:31,982
This is all Janine's fault.
417
00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:33,550
The Earth is flat?
418
00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:35,494
- Yes.
- No, no, no. No. The Earth is a globe.
419
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,661
It is round, students.
420
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,239
Then explain maps.
421
00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:39,288
Okay, let's go.
422
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,339
Okay.
423
00:15:40,364 --> 00:15:41,607
- No, wait, wait.
- No.
424
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,985
I'm sorry, Janine. We were never here.
425
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,028
And the moon is a spaceship!
426
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,823
- Okay.
- Told you. Real recognize real.
427
00:15:53,062 --> 00:15:55,189
You have fun?
428
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,206
Janine.
429
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,584
Don't gloat just yet, please.
430
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,502
I'm going to think of a way
to save this.
431
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,212
Just need to sulk for a second.
432
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,589
I'm not here to gloat.
433
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,756
Yeah, we already did that
434
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,466
a few minutes ago behind your back.
435
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,794
Janine, we usually understand
where it is you're coming from,
436
00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:14,239
even if we disagree, but
we're not really getting this.
437
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,934
Why are you so obsessed with a plaque?
438
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,564
I just love this school so much.
439
00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:21,259
Yes. That's your
defining characteristic.
440
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,400
I can't be here every day this year,
441
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,861
and so it's just made
it more clear, you know?
442
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,655
These kids, the people
in the community who went here,
443
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,075
we all know that this isn't
just some school.
444
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,410
It's special.
445
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,454
And I know it was just a plaque,
446
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,457
but... it was validation.
447
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,042
I really wanted that for us.
448
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,752
Well, tell me this.
449
00:16:42,777 --> 00:16:45,822
What makes Abbott special for you?
450
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,134
What we teach, what we learn...
451
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,736
the kids, teachers like you two.
452
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,430
Exactly. A plaque can't convey that.
453
00:16:55,455 --> 00:16:59,001
Yeah. We don't have to prove
our worth to anybody out there.
454
00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:01,153
Plus, somebody would've
just stolen that plaque
455
00:17:01,178 --> 00:17:04,228
and melted it down
and made, like, the perfect,
456
00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:07,919
lightweight meat tenderizer
with just a... a swing...
457
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,737
like a dream.
458
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:14,345
I-I guess I just thought it was
a chance to do something.
459
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:17,874
What we do is we teach
these remarkable students
460
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:21,361
the best we can with what we have.
461
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:23,388
And that is what teachers have done here
462
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,314
at Abbott since it opened.
463
00:17:25,339 --> 00:17:28,384
There you go.
Now that is special enough.
464
00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,071
Thanks, guys.
465
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:34,015
I would love to sit
in this moment with you,
466
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,584
but I just thought of a plan
that will fix everything,
467
00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:39,362
ignoring your pleas
for me to let it rest.
468
00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:40,892
I love you. Bye.
469
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,248
Now, I'll tell you what he
should have been nominated for
470
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,524
was "Failure to Launch."
471
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,900
I thought that was McConaughey.
472
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,735
It's both of them. That's why...
473
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:52,338
You know, you don't
have to run everywhere.
474
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,869
I wasn't running, but I am excited.
475
00:17:53,894 --> 00:17:55,229
Don't tell me there's a sixth Willard.
476
00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:56,380
No. Better.
477
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:58,407
I'll tell you more when we get there.
478
00:17:58,432 --> 00:17:59,736
Ooh.
479
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:03,167
I thought it was clear
we move in a pack.
480
00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:05,278
To the district archives we go!
481
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,922
Ooh!
482
00:18:12,437 --> 00:18:14,728
I don't know why I was waiting
for random people to tell us
483
00:18:14,753 --> 00:18:16,422
that Abbott is important.
484
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:19,950
I'm Janine Teagues, damn
it. I don't wait for anything.
485
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,978
Except when it's polite.
That's just courtesy.
486
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:27,189
History happens every day,
even when it's overlooked,
487
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,151
especially when it's overlooked
488
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,446
and I overlooked some,
right in front of us.
489
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:37,425
Okay.
490
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,869
Um, let me just... real quick.
491
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,204
Oh. Mm, yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm.
492
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,082
No news cameras, no blonde women.
493
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,917
What's with all
the pomp and circumstance?
494
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,880
Over a century and a half ago,
495
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,466
there were no Black teachers
in this city.
496
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,260
And in 1862, Banneker Colored School
497
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,888
hired Philadelphia's first Black teacher
498
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,473
in a public school.
499
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,088
He was a pioneer
named John Quincy Allen.
500
00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:06,574
Soon after, another school, our school,
501
00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:10,270
hired the first group
of Black teachers in the city.
502
00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:14,049
They had no idea what history
they were making at the time,
503
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,072
but that was for us to find out.
504
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,615
And now we know.
505
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,494
They came here every day
through unimaginable adversity
506
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,056
to teach remarkable students
507
00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:25,792
while doing the very best
with what they had.
508
00:19:25,817 --> 00:19:28,862
So we may not have a plaque,
but it's okay.
509
00:19:28,887 --> 00:19:30,556
We don't need one,
510
00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,916
because it's what's
on the inside that counts.
511
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,901
And what's on the inside is us,
512
00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:37,596
and there would be no us without them.
513
00:19:42,893 --> 00:19:44,645
- That was great, Janine.
- Thank you.
514
00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:46,588
Yeah, that was really something, hon.
515
00:19:46,613 --> 00:19:49,450
Yeah, it's a cute picture,
516
00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:51,665
but it'd be cuter with some cash on top.
517
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,151
Here is 10 bucks, Ava.
Are you happy now?
518
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,820
Yes.
519
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,113
Is that so wrong?
520
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,244
Which one do you think was the Jacob?
521
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,245
- None of them.
- None of them.
522
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,287
Yeah.
523
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,424
Oh
524
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:09,314
For the last time,
stop trying to take my job.
525
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,922
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