1 00:00:21,381 --> 00:00:25,135 I love you, America! And you love me! 2 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:29,889 From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live. 3 00:00:30,265 --> 00:00:33,601 Tonight, Maria Sofia Estrada. 4 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:37,397 Maria Sofia, it is a great pleasure to have you here. 5 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:41,985 If you haven't seen Young Larry, she steals the show. Absolutely. 6 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:50,618 - You're a show stealer. - That's true. Yeah, I am. 7 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:53,329 And obviously, confidence is not an issue with you. 8 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,249 So why do you think you got this part? 9 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:58,293 I was the best, clearly. 10 00:01:01,212 --> 00:01:03,840 So, is there a lot of improv on the show? 11 00:01:03,923 --> 00:01:07,010 Yes, there's a script, but I make up most of my own lines, 12 00:01:07,093 --> 00:01:10,346 put my own spin on the words, make it better. 13 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:22,859 I have a structured settlement, But I need cash now, 14 00:01:22,942 --> 00:01:27,280 Call J.G. Wentworth, Eight-Double-Seven-CASH-NOW. 15 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:31,534 I have some big annuities, but I need cash now, 16 00:01:31,618 --> 00:01:33,912 Call J.G. Wentworth. 17 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:37,790 Could you stop with that commercial? I don't want to hear that. 18 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,502 - Don't sing that in the house. - I want to stop, I can't stop. 19 00:01:41,586 --> 00:01:42,879 Well, stop! 20 00:01:42,962 --> 00:01:45,256 - Where's the oat milk? - Right here. 21 00:01:46,591 --> 00:01:49,802 Mister I'm never going to stop drinking almond milk. 22 00:01:49,886 --> 00:01:52,096 Because what did I tell you about almond milk? 23 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,599 Remember again? What did we say? 24 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:58,603 The water that they use in this state for these almonds 25 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,564 and the methophexohexadine, they're killing the bees. 26 00:02:01,648 --> 00:02:04,233 I'm sorry you're unhappy, Larry, but as her sponsor, 27 00:02:04,317 --> 00:02:06,944 I'm telling you, she simply cannot handle a breakup. 28 00:02:07,028 --> 00:02:08,655 How long are we talking? 29 00:02:08,738 --> 00:02:11,658 They say no changes for the first 90 days in the program. 30 00:02:12,158 --> 00:02:14,786 But with Irma, I mean, minimum six months. 31 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:15,953 Six months? 32 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:19,415 I need you to promise me, Larry. Six months. 33 00:02:20,249 --> 00:02:22,377 Promise me, Larry. 34 00:02:23,461 --> 00:02:26,881 Yeah, oat milk. That's it. That's the way to go. 35 00:02:26,964 --> 00:02:31,469 If you go past the pharmacy, this is for my hammer toe. 36 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,179 I'm not going to the golf club. 37 00:02:33,262 --> 00:02:37,183 But you will go before I do, so would you get me these? 38 00:02:37,266 --> 00:02:39,811 I don't care if they're black, white, extra-large. 39 00:02:40,645 --> 00:02:44,399 I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now, 40 00:02:44,482 --> 00:02:48,444 Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW 41 00:03:16,889 --> 00:03:19,767 Siri, directions to Wolfs Glen. 42 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,853 Directions to Great Wolf Lodge. 43 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:25,314 No! Siri, Wolfs Glen Restaurant. 44 00:03:25,398 --> 00:03:28,776 One option I see, Wood's Garden Supply on Benedict Canyon. 45 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:32,572 Siri! Wolfs Glen Restaurant in Westwood. 46 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:35,575 One option I see, The Woolsey Restaurant in Burbank. 47 00:03:35,658 --> 00:03:37,869 No! No, you're not listening! 48 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:41,539 I said Wolfs Glen restaurant in Westwood. 49 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:45,042 A wolfs den is a habitat that provides wolves with protection… 50 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:50,298 No, you stupid fucking idiot! It's Wolfs Glen restaurant in Westwood! 51 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:52,633 One option I see, Jay Wolf Clothing. 52 00:03:52,717 --> 00:03:56,387 No! You fuck! Wolves Glen Restaurant! 53 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,805 Sorry, I didn't get that. 54 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:02,018 Oh my God, you fucking moron! It's Wolfs Glen, you cunt! 55 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:04,687 Bundt cake is a cake that is baked in a bundt pan. 56 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:07,148 I said, you cunt! 57 00:04:07,231 --> 00:04:09,233 - Sorry, I didn't get that. - I called you a cunt. 58 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,569 One option I see, Carson City, Nevada. 59 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,654 Shut up! 60 00:04:14,405 --> 00:04:18,618 - One option I see, Wool Glove. - Shut the fuck up! 61 00:04:18,701 --> 00:04:20,786 - Sorry, I didn't get that. - Fuck you! 62 00:04:23,414 --> 00:04:28,711 Somebody is paying you to just show up at a birthday party in Atlanta? 63 00:04:28,794 --> 00:04:31,881 Yeah, rich guy. They're paying him a ton of money. 64 00:04:31,964 --> 00:04:35,468 Really? Who is this guy? How does he even know who you are? 65 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:39,805 He's a wealthy businessman from Africa who loves Young Larry. 66 00:04:39,889 --> 00:04:42,141 Yeah, Maria Sofia's gonna be there, too. 67 00:04:42,224 --> 00:04:44,226 Well, now it makes sense. She's the draw. 68 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,603 By the way, Leon's going with us 69 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,855 'cause his Auntie Rae lives in Atlanta. Remember her? 70 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:50,399 I remember Auntie Rae. Send her my regards. 71 00:04:50,483 --> 00:04:52,860 So what are you going to do, tell some jokes or something? 72 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,737 No, this is good. I'm glad you brought this up. 73 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:57,406 I want this in the contract, okay? I'm not gonna do any speeches. 74 00:04:57,490 --> 00:04:59,951 I'm not gonna do any stand-up. I'm not gonna do any toasts. 75 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,787 I'll mingle, I'll shake hands and I'll be cordial. 76 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,288 Do you even know how to be cordial? 77 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:07,083 I think so. Do I? 78 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:10,378 - I would guess you do. - I don't think I can, but I'll try. 79 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:13,339 Are we getting any food here? This is unbelievable. 80 00:05:13,422 --> 00:05:15,174 It's been half a fucking hour already. 81 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:18,803 I got soup and a sandwich. My God. Excuse me. 82 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,681 We've been sitting here for a half hour waiting for our food. 83 00:05:21,764 --> 00:05:25,559 I'm so sorry about that. Your server, Benny, he's a little distracted. 84 00:05:25,643 --> 00:05:28,229 His mother passed away a couple of days ago. 85 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,524 Few days ago and he comes into work? 86 00:05:31,607 --> 00:05:32,858 What's he coming in for? 87 00:05:32,942 --> 00:05:35,152 If he's all upset, then he should be home in mourning. 88 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:38,322 - And you can't complain, obviously. - No, you can't go to the manager. 89 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:42,451 - It's a no-win situation. - Now he gets a condolence tip. 90 00:05:42,535 --> 00:05:44,370 Yeah. You got no choice. 91 00:05:44,453 --> 00:05:47,540 Hey, let me ask you a question. What's going on here? 92 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:49,458 - What? - This is new. 93 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:51,210 I don't know what you're talking about. 94 00:05:51,293 --> 00:05:52,795 You decided to just dye your hair? 95 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:59,677 What? You don't know that it's brown and it was gray last week? 96 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,762 - What are you doing that for? - l like it. 97 00:06:01,846 --> 00:06:03,556 Yeah, you like it? 98 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:06,600 You sure Lady Macbeth didn't have anything to do with that? 99 00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:10,855 You wish you had a wife that cared about you. You wish you had a wife. 100 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,481 I almost did a spit take. 101 00:06:12,565 --> 00:06:16,110 Jeff, you made this choice by your own free will. Is that right? Tell him! 102 00:06:16,193 --> 00:06:18,195 - Finally. There's our food. - Benny. 103 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,531 I heard about your mother. I'm so sorry. 104 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,867 Thank you so much for saying that. 105 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,119 - What's he doing? - This could take forever now. 106 00:06:25,202 --> 00:06:27,913 I mean, you only get one mother. I'm devastated, to be honest. 107 00:06:27,997 --> 00:06:29,540 Thank you. 108 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,501 He's talking about his mother. This is unbelievable. 109 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:35,087 And there's my soup! It's sitting there getting cold. 110 00:06:35,171 --> 00:06:36,630 I ordered a tuna melt. That's fucked. 111 00:06:36,714 --> 00:06:38,257 But it was the sepsis that killed her. 112 00:06:38,591 --> 00:06:41,969 - I am so fucking hungry. - I'm starving, too. 113 00:06:42,052 --> 00:06:43,429 Sorry. 114 00:06:44,346 --> 00:06:46,223 It's just a lot to process, you know? 115 00:06:46,307 --> 00:06:48,267 I'm so sorry for your loss. 116 00:06:56,108 --> 00:06:57,985 Did you tell Auntie Rae that you're coming, 117 00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,236 or are you going to surprise her? 118 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,864 She's not good with surprises. You can't do that shit to old people. 119 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:03,490 I almost killed a uncle like that. 120 00:07:03,574 --> 00:07:06,076 This motherfucker was in the tub taking a fucking bath. 121 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,037 He was like, 'What the fuck?" 122 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,955 And the motherfucker died like this. 123 00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:13,125 - You can't surprise an old person. - You can't do that. Know what I mean? 124 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,669 I know. Why do you keep asking me if I know what you mean? 125 00:07:15,753 --> 00:07:17,379 It wasn't that difficult. It's not science. 126 00:07:17,463 --> 00:07:20,257 You made a very simple statement. Yeah, I know what you mean. 127 00:07:21,717 --> 00:07:24,136 Look at this. Fucking you again. 128 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,389 - Third or fourth time today. - Jeez! Another butt dial. 129 00:07:27,473 --> 00:07:30,684 - Oh, man. I'm sorry. - It puts me in a bad spot. 130 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:34,855 Puts me in the worst spot. Because I called a guy last week, 131 00:07:34,939 --> 00:07:36,815 I hadn't spoken to him in 14 years, 132 00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:38,901 and so I got to pretend that I was calling him. 133 00:07:38,984 --> 00:07:41,278 And then the next thing you know, you're having dinner. 134 00:07:41,362 --> 00:07:43,656 See, me, I carry my phone in my front pocket. 135 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,783 But sometimes I dick dial people by mistake. 136 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,160 You make a dick dial? 137 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:50,788 One time I ordered a pizza by mistake. This motherfucker shows up, I said, 138 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,790 "What the fuck is this?" "You ordered a pizza earlier." 139 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:56,752 Wow, my fucking dick. And sometimes I can hear my dick dialing a number. 140 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:02,466 You know what I mean? I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing? 141 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:05,803 I do know what you're saying. Do you know what I mean? 142 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,930 - Know what I mean? - You know what I mean? 143 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:10,849 - Do you know what I mean? - Here she is. 144 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,685 Oh, boy! 145 00:08:14,436 --> 00:08:17,022 They call that shit DTM. Doing too much. 146 00:08:18,524 --> 00:08:20,109 It's hard to watch, isn't it? 147 00:08:21,986 --> 00:08:25,447 Well, look who's here. The princess has arrived. 148 00:08:25,531 --> 00:08:28,409 - Cutting it kind of close, no? - The plane won't take off without me. 149 00:08:28,492 --> 00:08:29,576 What is this? 150 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,870 This is my emotional support dog, Pechuca. 151 00:08:31,954 --> 00:08:34,957 Emotional support dog? What a scam. 152 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,793 They shouldn't let you on the plane if you're that mentally unstable. 153 00:08:37,876 --> 00:08:39,962 - It is not a scam. - This dog is overweight. 154 00:08:40,045 --> 00:08:42,631 They're gonna charge you 200 dollars extra on the flight. 155 00:08:42,715 --> 00:08:44,675 Dogs are like goldfish. You can over feed this motherfucker. 156 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,301 Can you not fat shame my dog? 157 00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:48,053 You can't insult a dog. They don't know. 158 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:49,263 Yes, she does. 159 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:52,307 You need self-awareness to understand someone's shaming you. 160 00:08:52,391 --> 00:08:54,893 This dog is not going to turn around and go, "What the fuck you say?" 161 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:56,854 Look, watch this. Hey, fat fuck. 162 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:01,233 You're a fat ass. You fucking fat. You a short, fat ass dog. 163 00:09:01,316 --> 00:09:03,569 Look at that. See? The dog don't know. 164 00:09:03,652 --> 00:09:05,404 Come on, Pechuca. I don't wanna be late. 165 00:09:05,487 --> 00:09:08,574 And Pechuca, they got a meal on the flight. Don't do it. 166 00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:10,492 Don't you eat nothing else. 167 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,661 See that? I bet he heard that part. 168 00:09:12,745 --> 00:09:13,912 Yeah, you told him. 169 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:25,883 Housekeeping! 170 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:28,218 Come in. 171 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,929 Hey. Good morning. 172 00:09:34,516 --> 00:09:36,059 There's a problem? 173 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:39,271 - What's with the eye roll? - I come back. 174 00:09:39,354 --> 00:09:42,316 Wait a second. I don't understand. Did I do something wrong? 175 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:46,153 This is a typical room. There's clothes strewn about. 176 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:47,738 I see there's underwear and socks. 177 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,782 - I come back. - That's what people do at a hotel. 178 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:53,911 Socks, underwear on the floor. You don't care. You're not home. 179 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,205 I'm completely bewildered by this whole thing. 180 00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:58,916 I mean, this was a typical room. 181 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,293 By the way, I'm very considerate of housekeeping. 182 00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:05,047 You should know this. I guarantee you there'll be a tip for you in this room. 183 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,215 I come back. 184 00:10:06,298 --> 00:10:08,425 I feel like somehow I've disappointed you. 185 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,428 What have I done? I'm just staying in a hotel. 186 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,722 Is this your first room you've ever cleaned? 187 00:10:13,805 --> 00:10:16,850 This is what a hotel is. Oh my God! 188 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,280 Let's go, Pechuca. 189 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:37,663 I love you. Come on, Pechuca. Come on, baby. 190 00:10:40,332 --> 00:10:44,294 Oh, my goodness! You made it. It's so good to see you. 191 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:48,674 Lord have mercy. Look at you. 192 00:10:49,424 --> 00:10:50,676 I brought you a gift. 193 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:54,805 You know, you are as sweet in person as you are on camera. 194 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:58,225 You got one, too. Okay. Thank you, baby. Come on in. 195 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:02,020 Larry, I got to show you something. Can you tell me who that is? 196 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:08,485 Oh, boy! Look at that. Look at that handsome lad. 197 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:12,364 I had a 4.0 APA, Ass-Point-Average. 198 00:11:12,447 --> 00:11:14,658 In high school, I was the valedictorian of tapping ass. 199 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,743 You know what, Larry? It is so good to see you. 200 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:19,287 - You look fantastic, by the way. - So do you. 201 00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:22,416 I do, really? What's that? 202 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:24,126 We got to get the vote out. 203 00:11:24,209 --> 00:11:26,461 This a very important one, Larry. And in two days. 204 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:29,297 I heard about this. I read about that. 205 00:11:29,381 --> 00:11:32,509 I want you to help yourself to some of my hors d'oeuvres. 206 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:36,263 Listen, come on, baby. We gon' serve your wine for lunch. 207 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:41,018 That does not look good at all. It really looks inedible. 208 00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,479 What are you doing? 209 00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:50,944 You took my glasses. 210 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:52,529 I love it. Thank you. 211 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,532 - Why'd you take my glasses? - She wanted to try a new style. 212 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,743 I wanted to see what your glasses looked like on her. 213 00:11:57,826 --> 00:11:59,786 - You could have asked me. - You would have said no. 214 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,247 - Are you serious? - I can see well through 'em. 215 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,915 I think we might have the same prescription. 216 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:07,461 - Can I have my glasses back, please? - All right, fine. Here. 217 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,340 What the hell? 218 00:12:12,424 --> 00:12:15,218 - What's wrong? - What's wrong? They don't fit. 219 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,596 - You stretched them out. - No, I didn't. 220 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:21,016 They must have been like that when she gave them to me. 221 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:23,351 Look at the size of her head. Are you kidding? 222 00:12:23,435 --> 00:12:25,604 You can't just take a pair of glasses and try them on. 223 00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:28,440 You have a big head. Dare I say, freakish? 224 00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:31,568 - No, I don't have a big head. - It's excessive. 225 00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:34,404 You got a peanut head like Mr. Peanut. 226 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:38,992 Look at this! Look! They won't stay on my face. 227 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:42,829 Fine! Listen, I got a spare pair of glasses. 228 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:46,708 I will bring them to you so you can wear them. I'll be right back. 229 00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:47,834 What's wrong with you? 230 00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:50,170 The glasses are fragile. She's got a giant fucking head. 231 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,672 - She ruined my glasses. - What is the big deal? 232 00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:55,592 The big deal is I'm in Atlanta. I don't have a spare pair. 233 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:59,221 I got the party tonight. There's no time and I can't wear these. 234 00:12:59,304 --> 00:13:00,931 This motherfucker can't see for shit. 235 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:04,559 Man, what the fuck are you doing? Get your fat ass off my jacket. 236 00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:06,603 - You crazy? - Pechuca is not fat. 237 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,231 I told your pudgy ass before to stay off my shit. 238 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:13,485 - Do not talk to Pechuca like that. - Cut out the foolishness! 239 00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:17,405 Here are the glasses. Now I'm going to give them to you on loan. 240 00:13:17,489 --> 00:13:20,200 But remember, you got to give them back to me before you leave Georgia. 241 00:13:20,283 --> 00:13:22,744 - This is ridiculous. - Just try them on. 242 00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:25,997 You can see through 'em, right? 243 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,418 - Yeah, I can see. - Thank you. That's all I'm saying. 244 00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:32,629 How do they look? 245 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,465 They look fucking ridiculous, with a peanut fucking head. 246 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,296 Oh, no! 247 00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:31,813 Hey there. 248 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,191 Ligaya. Is that how you pronounce it? 249 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,319 Ligaya? What a beautiful name. 250 00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:41,865 That is a really substantial, beautiful foreign name. 251 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,825 - I like it a lot. - Why you wear lady glasses? 252 00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:47,328 Somebody broke my glasses, essentially. 253 00:14:47,412 --> 00:14:49,748 But, you know, speaking of glasses, by the way, 254 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:50,915 can I give you a hypothetical? 255 00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:54,711 If a guest dropped glasses in the toilet, 256 00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:57,005 who fishes the glasses out of the toilet? 257 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:58,256 Is that your department, 258 00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:01,509 or is it the guest who's never put his hands in a toilet in his life? 259 00:15:01,593 --> 00:15:04,596 Or the housekeeper who's very familiar with it 260 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:07,766 and is kind of desensitized in a way to the whole situation 261 00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:11,144 and has gloves and has the equipment and a plan? 262 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:14,355 What do you do? It's a legitimate question. 263 00:15:14,439 --> 00:15:15,857 I have job. I have work. 264 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,735 No, but what about the glasses? Do you get the glasses out of the toilet? 265 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,278 You get 'em yourself! 266 00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,864 What? Hey! They're not mine. I never said they were my glasses. 267 00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:25,825 That was a hypothetical. A hypothetical means it's possible 268 00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:28,995 and maybe not possible. It's just a question. 269 00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:31,498 You know, you're quite a farbissiner. 270 00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,336 All right, look at this. 271 00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:42,592 All right, here we go. 272 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:47,972 Oh, my words. Larry David. Maria Sofia. 273 00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:51,851 Wow, guys. Welcome! It's so nice to meet you, Larry. 274 00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:53,102 Nice to meet you. 275 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,979 What an honor to have you guys in my house. 276 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:56,773 - Your house? - Yes. 277 00:15:57,273 --> 00:15:59,359 - You're Michael Fouchay? - Yeah, Michael Fouchay. 278 00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:02,153 - It's my birthday. - I thought you were African. 279 00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:05,990 Yeah, I am. I'm South African. Born and raised in Joburg. 280 00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,536 This is my friend Leon I was telling you about. 281 00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:11,496 Leon Black. 282 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,165 - Put it there. Nice to meet you. - Nice house. 283 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:19,712 Welcome! Something's different. Something looks different. 284 00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:21,756 Somebody stretched out my glasses with her big head, 285 00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,049 so I'm wearing hers. 286 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:26,010 These actually look better than the ones he usually wears. 287 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:28,346 Oh my word. She's so quick, this one… 288 00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:30,974 They actually do. They look very sort of arty. 289 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,809 You are so witty. 290 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,185 What is this? 291 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,688 You don't tell people you're from Africa if you're from South Africa. 292 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:39,816 If this motherfucker's African, I'm fucking… 293 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,651 Wat's the tittle boy in that fucking book, 294 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,195 with the freckles on his face, with the overalls and the fucking bare feet, 295 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,780 and he looked wet all the time? 296 00:16:45,863 --> 00:16:48,157 - Huckleberry Finn. - Huckleberry fucking Finn. 297 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,327 We are so excited. There are so many people that want to meet you. 298 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,413 - Really? - Yes, absolutely. 299 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:54,956 Hey, where the fucking food at? 300 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,958 Outside there's an incredible buffet there. 301 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,627 Anything you want, please, make yourself absolutely at home. 302 00:16:59,711 --> 00:17:01,796 - Say less. - Cheers, my brother. 303 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:03,840 You just lost about half the buffet. 304 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,133 We got plenty. 305 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:07,844 Listen, I especially want you to meet Brookie. 306 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,597 Never mind. We'll grab her now. She's just stepping out. 307 00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:13,224 You're gonna love her. 308 00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:15,184 You know, when people tell me I'm going to love someone, 309 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,020 I'm kind of programed not to like them. 310 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,147 So it's kind of a lose-lose for Brookie. 311 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,857 - Brooke. - Who? 312 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,775 Just call her Brooke. Her name's Brooke. 313 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,110 You just said Brookie. 314 00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:26,029 Only her really close friends call her Brookie. 315 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,656 - So I can't call her Brookie? - No. 316 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,950 Can I introduce you to some of my guests? 317 00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:34,662 Mingle, do some photos, that'd be amazing. 318 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,251 Can you sign one for me next? 319 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:42,712 My name is Allie. I think I'm your biggest fan. 320 00:17:43,046 --> 00:17:45,840 The thing that really bothers me… I want to tell you something. 321 00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:48,384 You know how there's green bags, clear bags in the grocery store. 322 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,553 They put clear where they should put green. 323 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,389 - And the green in the clear. - You understand? 324 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,267 Yeah, sure. Does this happen to you, too? 325 00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:03,566 Okay. Oh shit! 326 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:07,653 So they put their two mascaras down. Hannah walked off with hers. 327 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,324 Hannah walked of with hers! 328 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,952 She did. 329 00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:18,247 She walked off! 330 00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:27,340 Oh shit. Goddamn birthday cake! 331 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:55,993 All right. Okay. 332 00:18:56,369 --> 00:19:00,206 Okay. Have you noticed that when you take a picture, 333 00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:03,584 you don't look nearly as good as you do when you look in the mirror? 334 00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:07,171 Because the mirror is how you see yourself. 335 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,341 And the photo is how you're seen. 336 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,884 Fuck, that's deep. 337 00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:14,762 - You ever been to Africa? - No. I would love to go, though. 338 00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:17,640 I wonder if a Black man going to Africa is like a Jew going to Israel. 339 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,809 If you go to Israel to fuck, you know what I'm saying? 340 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,436 I'll tell you what. Let's plan a trip. We'll hit the Congo, you know? 341 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,647 - I like that. - And then, we'll go to Tel Aviv. 342 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,525 - I'll tap yours. You tap mine. - I love that. That is a trip. 343 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:29,819 Know what? I'm gonna go top this bitch off right here. 344 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,113 I'll see you in a minute, playboy 345 00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:37,660 - Well, hello there! - Hello. 346 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,788 Michael insisted that I meet you. I'm Brooke. 347 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:43,249 - Yes, hi. Larry. - Nice to meet you, Larry. 348 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,376 Well, it's nice to meet you, Brookie. 349 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:48,004 - It's Brooke. - Excuse me? 350 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,964 It's Brooke. My name is Brooke. 351 00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:51,507 - Brooke? - Yeah. 352 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,510 Michael told me about the Brooke-Brookie thing. 353 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,846 There's not a thing. My name is Brooke. 354 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,222 Michael calls you Brookie. 355 00:19:58,306 --> 00:20:02,310 My good friends call me Brookie. People I just met call me Brooke. 356 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:06,355 How long does one need to know you before Brooke becomes Brookie? 357 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,692 - Brookie! - Oh my God, Carl! 358 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,527 I thought I saw you across the room. 359 00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:15,239 - Did you meet Larry? - Not yet. Hi, Larry. I'm Carl. 360 00:20:15,323 --> 00:20:16,866 We are tickled pink that you are here. 361 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,451 Thank you, Carl. Nice to meet you. 362 00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:20,077 I got to get this out to Cynthia. 363 00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:22,121 Good to see you. I'll catch up with you in a minute. 364 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,623 - So nice to meet you, Larr. - Bye, Brookie. 365 00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:25,875 Bye! 366 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,502 - What was that? - Just saying bye to Brookie. 367 00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:31,881 So you call her Brookie? How long have you known her? 368 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,133 Well, we met a few months ago at a dinner party. 369 00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:36,010 And this is the second time you're seeing her? 370 00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:37,178 Yeah, second time. 371 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:40,264 So you met once at a dinner party and you've been calling her Brookie? 372 00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:42,975 - Yeah. - Did you call her Brookie then? 373 00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:44,935 Yeah, l think so. 374 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:47,313 - She didn't say, "call me Brooke"? - No. 375 00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,190 Are you aware of the Brooke-Brookie Rule? 376 00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:50,316 No, I'm not. 377 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:53,861 Because you seem to be in violation of the Brooke-Brookie Rule. 378 00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:56,280 Please, educate me. How am I in violation of this rule? 379 00:20:56,364 --> 00:20:59,575 Well, only her close friends can call her Brookie. 380 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,994 Is there anybody else from that party here? 381 00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:03,954 Yeah. Brookie. 382 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:08,959 - Anyone else? - Me. I'm Carl. 383 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,128 This is interesting. Very interesting. 384 00:21:11,212 --> 00:21:12,838 - Is it? - Yes. 385 00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:14,799 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. 386 00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:19,178 Here we go. That's great. How's that? Should we do another one? 387 00:21:19,261 --> 00:21:21,889 Larr! Get in here. Get in here. We're doing a group shot. 388 00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:23,933 - We're doing a photo. - I can't do it now. 389 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,143 - A group shot. - Excuse me. 390 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:32,149 I got to tell you, I'm a little confused about the Brooke-Brookie rule. 391 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:35,569 - There's not a rule. - No, I beg to differ. 392 00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:39,782 I think there is a rule. Now, Carl, who hardly knows you at all, 393 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:40,991 calls you Brookie, 394 00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:47,456 whereas I was given very strict instructions by you to call you Brooke. 395 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,459 - Carl is a great guy. - Carl is not a great guy. 396 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,254 I just spoke to Carl. I didn't find Carl to be a great guy at all. 397 00:21:53,337 --> 00:21:56,382 If I had a Larr-Larry Rule, Carl wouldn't be calling me Larr. 398 00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:57,675 I can tell you that. 399 00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,593 I'm so sorry. Do you want me to call you Larr? 400 00:21:59,677 --> 00:22:01,679 No. because I don't have a Larr-Larry Rule. 401 00:22:01,762 --> 00:22:03,222 I don't have a Brooke-Brookie rule. 402 00:22:03,305 --> 00:22:06,600 You do have a Brooke-Brookie rule. And it only applies to me. 403 00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:10,229 Larry, my name is Brooke. Have a good night. 404 00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:14,149 Happy birthday. 405 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,777 Thank you, my brother. Thank you so much. 406 00:22:17,695 --> 00:22:19,154 Really. Seriously. 407 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:23,117 Thank you so much. Honestly, anytime you're welcome back. 408 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,787 - Okay. All right. Okay. - Larry, cheers. Thanks, bye. 409 00:22:26,871 --> 00:22:32,293 All right. We did it. Here we were. 410 00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:36,130 We showed up at the party. We came out. Yep. 411 00:22:36,797 --> 00:22:38,924 Yeah, interesting. Very interesting. 412 00:22:39,008 --> 00:22:44,597 It was nice. Very good. Now it's done. It's all done. 413 00:22:47,725 --> 00:22:50,144 - All right. Okay. - Okay. 414 00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:59,570 What's up, y'all? I'm in a nice hotel. 415 00:23:02,197 --> 00:23:04,158 Pechuca, no, wait! Pechuca! 416 00:23:04,575 --> 00:23:05,659 Oh my God! 417 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,166 - What the hell? - You're standing in the way. 418 00:23:12,249 --> 00:23:14,668 Your dog slobbered all over me. 419 00:23:14,752 --> 00:23:17,087 Don't scream around, Pechuca, please. She's sensitive. 420 00:23:17,171 --> 00:23:18,631 Now I got to go clean my pants. 421 00:23:18,714 --> 00:23:20,758 Well, good. They were basic anyways. 422 00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:23,677 Fucking dog. 423 00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:51,955 Excuse me. You know where the restaurant is for breakfast? 424 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,333 Breakfast? Absolutely. 425 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,960 You know what? It's probably easier if I walk with you. 426 00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:59,338 - I can just escort you myself. - That's not necessary. I can find it. 427 00:23:59,421 --> 00:24:00,964 Just point me in the right direction. 428 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,966 It's my pleasure. It's not too far of a walk. I'm happy to take you. 429 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:05,094 You don't have to do that. I'll find it. 430 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,179 It's no trouble at all. I'll walk with you. 431 00:24:09,390 --> 00:24:11,558 - Okay. - All right. Right this way. 432 00:24:47,469 --> 00:24:49,805 What? Are you serious? 433 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:54,059 - She's the employee of the month? - She is. She's been here six years. 434 00:24:54,143 --> 00:24:55,269 This is her last month. 435 00:24:56,436 --> 00:24:57,479 No wonder. 436 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,817 - Hello. - Hey, I got some bad news. 437 00:25:02,151 --> 00:25:06,363 Michael Fouchay doesn't want to pay you the appearance fee. 438 00:25:06,446 --> 00:25:07,990 What are you talking about? Why? 439 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,325 I don't know. He's not returning my calls. 440 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:13,453 Not returning my emails. I don't know what to do. 441 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,499 What a nerve. Flew me all the way out here, he's not paying me? 442 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,543 - That's bullshit! - Yeah, it is bullshit. 443 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:22,004 I'm gonna go to his office. I have his card. I got the address. 444 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,964 - I'm getting my money. - You do that. 445 00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:25,382 All right. Goodbye. 446 00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,684 Hey, good to see you again. 447 00:25:38,228 --> 00:25:41,231 A hundred and fifty mill? If he puts in 100 mill, 448 00:25:41,315 --> 00:25:43,984 I'll match whatever Elon does. I was gonna fly in his plane. 449 00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:45,569 Now he says I must take my own plane. 450 00:25:45,652 --> 00:25:48,322 I don't mind. I'll take the plane. I just need to go. 451 00:25:48,405 --> 00:25:50,949 Hang on a second. I need to call you back. 452 00:25:52,492 --> 00:25:54,786 Larry, can I help you? 453 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:57,539 I just found out you're not paying me. Is that true? 454 00:25:58,248 --> 00:25:59,708 Yeah, that is true. 455 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,126 Are you kidding? 456 00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:04,796 Larry, I'm not paying you 'cause you're in violation of your contract. 457 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,090 Violation of the contract? What? 458 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:10,010 You said you were gonna be cordial. You weren't cordial. 459 00:26:10,093 --> 00:26:14,306 You're saying to me that I wasn't cordial? 460 00:26:14,389 --> 00:26:17,309 - I most certainly was cordial. - Do you know what cordial means? 461 00:26:17,392 --> 00:26:20,020 Yes, I know exactly what it means. It means to be polite, 462 00:26:20,103 --> 00:26:22,981 to be friendly, and not to tell people what you really think of them 463 00:26:23,065 --> 00:26:25,859 and what assholes they all were. Yes. That's cordial. 464 00:26:25,942 --> 00:26:27,611 You were not cordial. 465 00:26:28,111 --> 00:26:30,113 I get it. 466 00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:35,494 This is about your dear friend Brookie, right? Is this Brookie? 467 00:26:35,577 --> 00:26:37,913 Cause I called her Brookie? I called Brooke Brookie? 468 00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:40,999 You know what? Carl called her Brookie. Carl hardly knows her. 469 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,794 He met her once. I met her once. What's Carl got that I don't got? 470 00:26:43,877 --> 00:26:46,797 Don't disrespect a woman and call her Brookie if you don't know her that well. 471 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,424 It's just being polite. But anyway, I'll let that one slide. 472 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:51,593 - Carl didn't know her! - Larry, listen to me. 473 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:55,305 I don't want to do this, this American way where we all just yell. 474 00:26:55,389 --> 00:26:59,226 Do you want to take a step back and do this the African way? 475 00:26:59,309 --> 00:27:00,769 I think we got off on the wrong foot. 476 00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:03,772 I think there's a wound here and we need to try and heal it. 477 00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:05,982 - Have you heard of the TRC? - I don't know what that is. 478 00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:08,777 The Truth and Reconciliation Commission inside Africa. 479 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,072 - I've heard of that. Yes. - That was how we healed Apartheid. 480 00:27:12,155 --> 00:27:13,824 I want to do something similar with you. 481 00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:17,577 - Come in. Sit down. Have a seat. - I'll sit down. 482 00:27:17,661 --> 00:27:19,329 Thank you, Larry. Welcome. 483 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:21,540 I'm going to be Desmond Tutu, 484 00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:23,333 and then I'm going to ask you questions. 485 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:24,626 You're gonna be Tutu? 486 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,545 Yeah, because Tutu was the guy asking the questions. 487 00:27:26,628 --> 00:27:28,422 But in this particular case, I was a victim. 488 00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:30,215 You shouldn't be Tutu. I should be Tutu. 489 00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:32,759 We can't both be Tutu. We can't have two Tutus. 490 00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:35,220 I'll be a different name, okay? My name's Frank. 491 00:27:35,303 --> 00:27:37,347 You want to be Tutu, be Tutu. 492 00:27:38,807 --> 00:27:42,644 So, Larry, thanks for coming in today. 493 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,146 Of course, Mr. Tutu. 494 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,982 Would you like to tell everyone present here today 495 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:50,026 if you believe that you truly honored this contract 496 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,486 and deserve the payment? 497 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,780 I think I did to the best of my ability. 498 00:27:53,864 --> 00:27:56,158 I faked cordiality and I feigned interest. 499 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,742 I'm gonna be honest, I'm disappointed. 500 00:27:57,826 --> 00:27:59,744 I was expecting more from my childhood hero. 501 00:27:59,828 --> 00:28:03,123 I've been expecting more from myself my whole life, and it's just not there. 502 00:28:03,206 --> 00:28:05,292 Do you accept that it was a bad vibe, actually, 503 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:06,626 and kind of ruined my party? 504 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,796 I've ruined every party I've ever gone to in my entire life. 505 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,047 I have bad energy. 506 00:28:11,131 --> 00:28:13,592 I just expected that you'd be more grateful. 507 00:28:13,675 --> 00:28:15,594 I really did the best under the circumstances 508 00:28:15,677 --> 00:28:18,638 of a person who hates people and yet had to be amongst them. 509 00:28:18,722 --> 00:28:20,307 I feel like you are being honest. 510 00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:22,392 For someone to admit that they don't like people 511 00:28:22,475 --> 00:28:23,685 and they have a bad vibe is not easy. 512 00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:25,729 I don't like myself. I'm a person. 513 00:28:25,812 --> 00:28:27,814 You know what we learned in the TRC, Larry? 514 00:28:27,898 --> 00:28:31,776 Sometimes the unlikeliest of friendships can develop. 515 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:34,321 - I feel like there is a connection. - It's not. 516 00:28:34,404 --> 00:28:36,948 You know what I'm going to do for you, Larry? I'm gonna step up here. 517 00:28:37,032 --> 00:28:40,410 - I'm going to pay you the money. - Oh my God. Seriously? 518 00:28:40,493 --> 00:28:41,953 I'm going to pay you the money. 519 00:28:42,037 --> 00:28:45,540 - Michael Fouchay. - There's a bit of warmth there. 520 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:46,750 Yeah, you see it? 521 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,336 While I have you in this warm moment, can I ask you something? 522 00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:51,630 Would you mind signing this for my little guy? 523 00:28:51,713 --> 00:28:56,009 - Not at all. Of course. - Appreciate that. That's amazing. 524 00:28:56,426 --> 00:28:58,428 - So this is to your son? - Yes. 525 00:28:58,511 --> 00:29:00,263 Yeah, that little kid that I was talking to. 526 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,349 Yes, the little guy. 527 00:29:02,432 --> 00:29:03,975 - Kramen. - What? 528 00:29:05,435 --> 00:29:07,520 Oh, my son. Yeah, make it to my son. 529 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,066 - Simon. - Simon! Yeah, that's what I said. 530 00:29:15,528 --> 00:29:16,613 Housekeeping! 531 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,084 Asshole! 532 00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:31,836 You leave me tip in toilet? 533 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:44,724 What are you doing? That's my stuff. 534 00:29:44,808 --> 00:29:47,227 - You're a bad man. - Are you out of your mind? 535 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,855 Oh my God. Stop it! 536 00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:55,026 Why are you doing this? What did I do? 537 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:58,905 You throw my tip in toilet, I toss your clothes. 538 00:29:58,988 --> 00:30:00,573 What are you talking about? 539 00:30:01,157 --> 00:30:03,159 I didn't put money in the toilet. 540 00:30:03,743 --> 00:30:07,038 You sick maniac. You're insane! 541 00:30:07,122 --> 00:30:09,833 I go out with a bang! 542 00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:13,920 Michael, it was great to see you. We had a fantastic time. 543 00:30:14,587 --> 00:30:16,673 Whenever the check arrives, it arrives. 544 00:30:16,756 --> 00:30:20,343 Do me a favor. Will you give my best to Simon? 545 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:21,678 I love that kid. 546 00:30:22,095 --> 00:30:25,098 Yes, I'd love to get on a Zoom with the lad. 547 00:30:25,181 --> 00:30:27,058 All right, we'll work it out then. 548 00:30:27,142 --> 00:30:30,395 Okay. All right. 549 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:36,192 So you're getting paid? 550 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:39,821 - I will get paid. Yes. - Me too. 551 00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:44,159 But, man, does this guy have a nerve threatening not to pay me. 552 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:47,370 What? Because I wasn't cordial? And this Fouchay… 553 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,956 What a pain in the ass. He's still making requests! 554 00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:52,208 I got to get on a Zoom with his son, Simon? 555 00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:53,626 That kid's a potato. 556 00:30:53,710 --> 00:30:56,629 His dad's gonna have to donate a building to get that kid into college. 557 00:30:56,713 --> 00:30:58,548 You know what the worst thing about this Fouchay is? 558 00:30:58,631 --> 00:31:02,051 Trying to pass himself off as African. 559 00:31:02,135 --> 00:31:04,971 This guy's not African. He's South African. 560 00:31:05,054 --> 00:31:08,683 - Hey, you're sitting on my phone. - Pechuca, come. 561 00:31:19,819 --> 00:31:21,154 Hello? 562 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,072 Goodbye, Larry. 563 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,866 Goodbye. 564 00:31:31,331 --> 00:31:33,958 Just keep going straight. I think it's right on this block. 565 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:35,585 I thought we were going to the airport. 566 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,462 I just have to return Auntie Rae's glasses. 567 00:31:37,545 --> 00:31:40,256 She's at some polling place voting. There it is. It's up on the right. 568 00:31:46,221 --> 00:31:48,014 Those people must be so hot. 569 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,600 There she is. Stop the car. 570 00:31:56,105 --> 00:31:59,817 - Auntie Rae. - How are you doing? 571 00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:03,571 - How are you? - I'm good. Look at you. 572 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,281 What you doing here? 573 00:32:05,365 --> 00:32:07,575 Well, we're on our way to the airport, 574 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:10,495 but I thought we should stop by and return these. 575 00:32:11,037 --> 00:32:12,455 You remembered. 576 00:32:12,538 --> 00:32:16,209 Are you kidding? It was on my mind every minute. 577 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:19,796 Well, I hope it wasn't on your head. I hope you didn't stretch these. 578 00:32:19,879 --> 00:32:21,798 Well, I put them around my butt yesterday, 579 00:32:21,881 --> 00:32:23,841 so they might be a little bigger. 580 00:32:24,717 --> 00:32:27,679 Ooh, y'all. It's hot out here, Larry. 581 00:32:27,762 --> 00:32:29,931 Boy, this is brutal here. How long you been waiting? 582 00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:34,018 - Over two and a half hours. - What? That is just insane. 583 00:32:34,102 --> 00:32:36,562 Look what they put people through just a vote. 584 00:32:36,646 --> 00:32:38,940 - I'm melting out here, Larry. - I got water in the car. 585 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:40,566 - Do you want it? - I would love it. 586 00:32:42,402 --> 00:32:43,778 Quiet, chubby. 587 00:32:47,073 --> 00:32:49,367 Here you go. I knew this would come in handy. 588 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,537 Yes, indeed. 589 00:32:56,082 --> 00:32:58,418 - Thank you for this. - Sir! 590 00:33:00,795 --> 00:33:03,715 In the navy blazer. Put your hands in the air. 591 00:33:03,798 --> 00:33:05,466 - Me? - Yeah, you. 592 00:33:06,509 --> 00:33:09,721 You under arrest for violation of the Election Integrity Act. 593 00:33:09,804 --> 00:33:11,013 What? What are you talking about? 594 00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:15,601 It is illegal for anyone in the state of Georgia to provide food or water 595 00:33:15,685 --> 00:33:17,019 to voters in line at the polls. 596 00:33:17,103 --> 00:33:20,231 What? That's barbaric. Are you serious? 597 00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,442 I'm dead serious. You're coming with me. 598 00:33:22,525 --> 00:33:24,193 Oh no, you're making a big mistake. 599 00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:26,237 I'm sorry, baby. I forgot. 600 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,615 I'm not even from here! I just came to make an appearance at a party 601 00:33:29,699 --> 00:33:31,159 and I didn't even get paid! 602 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:34,454 I was just being cordial. I was being cordial!