1 00:00:19,637 --> 00:00:23,057 "An open letter to the management of Ocean View Golf Club." 2 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,728 "I'm writing this letter to address numerous complaints." 3 00:00:26,811 --> 00:00:27,896 "The food is not good." 4 00:00:27,979 --> 00:00:30,773 "We get packaged turkey roll instead of real deli turkey." 5 00:00:30,857 --> 00:00:33,359 "Never had a piece of bread in this club that wasn't stale." 6 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:36,070 "Shirts have to be tucked in at all times?" 7 00:00:36,154 --> 00:00:40,491 Come on. "And your management style leaves something to be desired." 8 00:00:43,369 --> 00:00:48,625 "Shame. Shame on you." Signed, "Disgruntled". 9 00:00:58,843 --> 00:01:00,261 Who wrote this? 10 00:01:02,847 --> 00:01:07,644 Who doesn't like turkey roll? Who don't like tucking shirt? 11 00:01:09,228 --> 00:01:11,230 Who is Disgruntled? 12 00:01:13,524 --> 00:01:16,235 Is it you, funny guy? 13 00:01:23,952 --> 00:01:27,664 I will find who is Disgruntled. 14 00:01:33,753 --> 00:01:38,132 Takahashi, he ripped it right off the bulletin board and then accused me. 15 00:01:38,216 --> 00:01:39,884 - Was it you? - No. 16 00:01:39,968 --> 00:01:42,553 It is something you would kind of do, you have to admit. 17 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:44,222 I am not Disgruntled. 18 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:47,892 I mean, I'm disgruntled, but I'm not Disgruntled. 19 00:01:49,018 --> 00:01:53,064 Great news. Willie Geist wants to do a profile of you. 20 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,149 - No kidding. - Yeah, the Sunday Morning Show. 21 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,485 That's a good show. 22 00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:00,238 Because of Atlanta, everyone wants you. 23 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,156 The cause celeb. 24 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,075 You know what? I'll do that. 25 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,785 - Great. - I really like him. 26 00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:09,372 Hello, everybody. I will be your server for today. 27 00:02:09,455 --> 00:02:11,124 What can I get started for you guys? 28 00:02:11,207 --> 00:02:14,627 - I'm thinking scrambled eggs. - Yes, me too. 29 00:02:14,711 --> 00:02:17,463 We are actually already on to the lunch menu. 30 00:02:17,547 --> 00:02:18,631 What? 31 00:02:18,715 --> 00:02:21,676 11 o'clock, we switch over to the lunch menu, so… 32 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:24,762 - I mean, it's 11:10. - That's not 11:00. 33 00:02:25,888 --> 00:02:28,015 What's the difference? It's just eggs. 34 00:02:28,099 --> 00:02:30,268 I mean, those are the rules. What am I supposed to do? 35 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,353 What's going on in the kitchen after 11:00? 36 00:02:32,437 --> 00:02:34,981 What happens in those 10 minutes? What are they doing? 37 00:02:35,064 --> 00:02:36,816 We have to draw the line somewhere. 38 00:02:36,899 --> 00:02:38,568 Such a limited menu. 39 00:02:38,651 --> 00:02:41,154 It's like a Broadway play where they have to put in a new set. 40 00:02:41,237 --> 00:02:43,406 And so now they're putting in the lunch set. 41 00:02:43,489 --> 00:02:44,991 It's just those are the rules. 42 00:02:45,074 --> 00:02:48,077 I can't eat a beet pear salad at 11:00 AM. 43 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:52,373 Okay, you know what? I see there's a Cobb salad on the menu, right? 44 00:02:52,457 --> 00:02:55,126 - There are eggs in the Cobb salad? - Correct. 45 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,503 Okay, so take the eggs from the Cobb salad, 46 00:02:57,587 --> 00:03:00,631 take the bacon from the Cobb salad and put it on some toast. 47 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:04,177 I see what you're trying to do there. You're looking for a breakfast loophole. 48 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,679 It's not gonna work. And you're not the first person to try. 49 00:03:06,762 --> 00:03:09,432 I'm not the first person to try the breakfast loophole. 50 00:03:09,515 --> 00:03:12,268 It was Five Easy Pieces, remember? With Jack Nicholson. 51 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:14,270 Do me a favor. Will you just ask? 52 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:15,855 - I can ask. - Thank you. 53 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:19,484 And as long as you're asking, I brought my own eggs. 54 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,069 - Could you give these to the chef? - You brought these from home? 55 00:03:22,153 --> 00:03:26,657 Yes, 'cause they're organic. The ones you have are full of antibiotics. 56 00:03:26,991 --> 00:03:28,409 They've done it for me before. 57 00:03:28,492 --> 00:03:31,370 The chef knows that our eggs are not good enough for you, 58 00:03:31,454 --> 00:03:34,999 and he knows that you like eating breakfast after 11:00? 59 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,125 Yeah. 60 00:03:36,209 --> 00:03:38,753 I will go and see what he says about all that. 61 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:41,130 - And I'll report back. - Thank you very much. 62 00:03:41,214 --> 00:03:44,050 Most restaurants have an omelet on the menu for lunch, too. 63 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,220 This should have been in the Disgruntled letter. 64 00:03:47,303 --> 00:03:50,890 That should've been in the letter. You know what else Disgruntled missed? 65 00:03:50,973 --> 00:03:54,310 - The bad eggs. - They inject them with antibiotics. 66 00:03:54,393 --> 00:03:59,023 Found that it gives men breasts. Larry could grow breasts. 67 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,400 The thought of Larry with breasts, I can't. 68 00:04:01,484 --> 00:04:07,198 I'd be pretty cute. Pretty, pretty, pretty cute. 69 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,326 So have you been since you stopped working? 70 00:04:10,409 --> 00:04:12,745 It's a struggle, you know? But I go to the meetings, 71 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:14,747 and Cyrus is incredible, my sponsor. 72 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:18,542 Big bear of a man. Looks like Hoss from Bonanza. 73 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,837 And he thinks we should go to couples' therapy. 74 00:04:21,921 --> 00:04:23,589 - What? - He suggested it. 75 00:04:23,673 --> 00:04:26,425 What do you think? You ever been to couples' therapy? 76 00:04:26,509 --> 00:04:29,679 No. We haven't really needed it. Although, it can't hurt. 77 00:04:29,762 --> 00:04:31,931 I want to do it very, very badly. 78 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:34,350 - Larry, I think it's a great idea. - No, it's a horrible idea. 79 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:36,477 Why? 80 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,980 It doesn't do anything. It's a waste of time. 81 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:43,025 It does something. I need it for my recovery. 82 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:48,155 I really need it. I think it's a crucial part of my recovery. 83 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:49,949 Please, let's do the therapy. 84 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:53,619 No changes for six months. Can you promise me that, Larry? 85 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:55,788 Six months? 86 00:04:57,456 --> 00:05:00,001 - All right! - Good. 87 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:03,462 Look at you, huh? I have a referral. 88 00:05:03,921 --> 00:05:06,048 Saved the Janowitz's marriage, this woman. 89 00:05:06,132 --> 00:05:08,259 That's what you need, is to be like the Janowitz's. 90 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:11,512 You should be so lucky to be as happy as the Janowitz's. 91 00:05:11,595 --> 00:05:14,765 - The eggs have arrived, everybody. - Here we go. 92 00:05:15,891 --> 00:05:18,978 Excuse me. Eggs after 11:00? What is this? 93 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:22,523 - I will be right with you. Sorry. - I'd like some eggs. 94 00:05:22,606 --> 00:05:25,901 Well, if he's getting eggs, I want an omelet. 95 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:29,321 See what you did? This is what happens when you break the rules. 96 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:32,324 Well, it's a stupid rule, okay? Eggs are an all-day food. 97 00:05:32,408 --> 00:05:34,702 By the way, I ordered pancakes. 98 00:05:34,785 --> 00:05:37,913 Yeah, your wife actually changed your order while you were in the restroom. 99 00:05:37,997 --> 00:05:41,751 - Much healthier. - Thank you, once again. 100 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:46,172 Some butter? 101 00:05:46,255 --> 00:05:48,466 I want scrambled eggs, too! 102 00:05:48,966 --> 00:05:52,845 The caftan business. You got to be A.D.A. compliant. 103 00:05:53,304 --> 00:05:56,348 I think this Willie Geist thing is gonna be good for you. 104 00:05:56,432 --> 00:05:57,933 - Really? - I really do. 105 00:05:58,642 --> 00:06:02,062 Hold on. I got to tell you something. 106 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:08,527 I'm Disgruntled. It's me. 107 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:13,199 - I'm Disgruntled. - You're kidding. You wrote that shit? 108 00:06:13,282 --> 00:06:16,118 I wrote it. Did you notice it was all the stuff we've talked about? 109 00:06:16,202 --> 00:06:18,412 You tacked that thing up like you were Martin Luther. 110 00:06:18,496 --> 00:06:20,998 But no one can ever know. I'll get kicked out of the club. 111 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,583 Don't worry, I'm not gonna say a word. 112 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:24,043 I'm not worried about you. 113 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:25,836 It's the best thing you've ever done in your life. 114 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,713 - You think so? - Yeah, I do. 115 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:29,798 - Have I done any other good things? - No. 116 00:06:29,882 --> 00:06:34,053 - So, this is the only one? - This is the only decent thing. 117 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,680 Well, I'm Disgruntled. 118 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,141 - What are you guys talking about? - None of your business! 119 00:06:40,518 --> 00:06:42,561 - Come on! - You know what? 120 00:06:43,145 --> 00:06:45,940 That should be on your tombstone, "I'm Disgruntled". 121 00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:53,697 So, I took in this Black family after Hurricane Katrina, 122 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,991 and the guy's still living there. 123 00:06:57,326 --> 00:07:00,537 - l'm sure he's around somewhere. - That was really big of you, Larry. 124 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,873 You've become kind of a liberal darling. 125 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:05,501 They love you on MSNBC, I'll tell you that. 126 00:07:05,584 --> 00:07:08,003 Get the hell out of here! 127 00:07:08,087 --> 00:07:10,881 So you knew, Larry, when you handed out that bottle of water 128 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:12,341 you were breaking the law? 129 00:07:12,424 --> 00:07:15,261 Yeah, of course. Are you kidding? Of course. 130 00:07:15,344 --> 00:07:16,553 And you're gonna plead not guilty? 131 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,931 Absolutely. It's such a stupid law. 132 00:07:19,014 --> 00:07:21,558 I mean, how could I do anything but that? 133 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,644 I'll take it to the Supreme Court if I have to. 134 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:25,062 - Supreme Court? - Oh, yeah. 135 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:28,732 I think this is gonna work pretty well. You and I will talk in the interview. 136 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,609 Be loose like this. You tell your story. 137 00:07:31,944 --> 00:07:34,405 Think if it's all right with you, we can do it here. 138 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,614 There's a lot of beautiful space. 139 00:07:35,698 --> 00:07:37,241 And I've been talking to a bunch of people. 140 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,410 Everybody's got something to say about you. 141 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,870 Although one person did call you an asshole. 142 00:07:44,873 --> 00:07:47,042 Who? Who called me an asshole? 143 00:07:47,126 --> 00:07:51,964 - Could do it in here. - Who called me an asshole? 144 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,718 Larry, we're not gonna do this, okay? I don't give up my sources. 145 00:07:55,801 --> 00:07:58,262 I need you to respect my journalistic integrity right now. 146 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,596 Journalistic integrity? 147 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,933 Where's the integrity of telling me that somebody called me an asshole? 148 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:06,145 It's a small part of a larger story. I have to tell the full picture. 149 00:08:06,228 --> 00:08:09,815 But it's a universal fact that everybody is called an asshole! 150 00:08:09,898 --> 00:08:12,484 I'm sure Mother Teresa was called an asshole by someone. 151 00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:15,154 - I doubt that, Larry. - I don't doubt it. 152 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:19,033 Somebody must have said: "Oh, he's so good. What an asshole!" 153 00:08:19,116 --> 00:08:24,204 "Oh, look at Miss Perfect helping the lepers." Come on! 154 00:08:24,288 --> 00:08:27,332 And I'm not giving you the source, so we can just drop it, Larry. 155 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:28,792 That's it. 156 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:32,755 You don't have to give me the source. It was Ted Danson. 157 00:08:34,173 --> 00:08:35,924 - I just saw that. - No. 158 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:38,469 That's a tell. That was a look away. I saw it. 159 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,013 That's not a look away. That's a let's move along. 160 00:08:41,096 --> 00:08:43,265 It's not Ted. That's all I'm gonna say. 161 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:47,770 Forget it. I know who it was. I can't believe it. 162 00:08:47,853 --> 00:08:49,104 Who do you think it is? 163 00:08:49,188 --> 00:08:51,857 It was Troy, the deaf actor at the club. 164 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:54,359 Troy Kotsur, the guy who won the Oscar for CODA? 165 00:08:54,443 --> 00:08:57,738 Yeah, yeah. I hit him with a golf ball because I couldn't yell "fore". 166 00:08:57,821 --> 00:08:59,948 And I threw a bagel at him, too. 167 00:09:00,032 --> 00:09:02,367 What, do you think he signed to me that you're an asshole? 168 00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:04,203 Totally. Yeah. 169 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,790 Larry, let me ask you a question, as long as we're talking about the club. 170 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,794 Are you Disgruntled? 171 00:09:11,877 --> 00:09:15,005 Disgruntled? You know about Disgruntled? 172 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,674 When a guy puts a note on the locker room door 173 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,552 and there's a fight inside the club there's something there. 174 00:09:20,636 --> 00:09:25,432 I am most certainly not Disgruntled with a capital D. 175 00:09:26,016 --> 00:09:28,060 I'm disgruntled with a small D, Willie. 176 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:30,979 How could you be a human being and not be small D disgruntled? 177 00:09:31,063 --> 00:09:34,233 Well, you're coming at me with some big D Disgruntled energy right here. 178 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:37,861 I am not big D. Little D all the way. 179 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:40,656 You sure about that, Larry? 180 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,783 Yeah, I'm sure. 181 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:01,093 Okay. 182 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,184 I'm excited. 183 00:10:09,268 --> 00:10:14,147 I feel happy we're doing this as a couple. 184 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:19,111 I have a structured settlement, But I need cash now. 185 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:22,030 - All right, come on. - What? 186 00:10:22,114 --> 00:10:24,199 - Come on, stop singing that. - I can't stop it. 187 00:10:24,283 --> 00:10:26,535 You put it in my head. I sang it yesterday in the car. 188 00:10:26,618 --> 00:10:29,121 Do the other guy. I'll be the woman. 189 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:32,916 I have a structured settlement, But I need cash now. 190 00:10:34,293 --> 00:10:36,253 Okay. Hi, Larry. 191 00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:39,756 - Melanie? - Yes! 192 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,175 Are you kidding me? What? 193 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:46,221 I thought I was seeing Melanie Stainback. 194 00:10:46,305 --> 00:10:48,890 Stainback is my maiden name, and I just kept it professionally 195 00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:52,311 because it was too much to change everything and confuse everybody. 196 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:55,188 - So, Turner's my married name. - You know each other. 197 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:58,734 Her husband was a writer on Seinfeld. Hobie Turner. 198 00:10:58,817 --> 00:11:01,278 - Larry and I go way back. - I'm sorry about this. 199 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,781 It's a total misunderstanding. We'll just take off. 200 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:07,909 - Why? No, no, no. Let's go. - Come on! 201 00:11:07,993 --> 00:11:11,538 Larry, I promise, everything that happens in here is 100% confidential. 202 00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:14,624 - So awkward, though. - Let's go. 203 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:18,295 - You sure? - You want a mint? 204 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,338 It's gonna be fine. You must be Irma. 205 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:23,800 - I am! - I love your necklace. 206 00:11:24,342 --> 00:11:27,012 There's another thing he does. 207 00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:30,182 He has a thing about phallic-shaped vegetables. 208 00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:34,853 We're in a market. I see him just stroking, stroking an eggplant. 209 00:11:34,936 --> 00:11:37,606 - Are you insane? - He's stroking cucumbers. 210 00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:41,485 I'd eat a cucumber if it was square. I don't care that it's phallic shaped. 211 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,278 Bell peppers. All of this thing with food. 212 00:11:43,361 --> 00:11:45,447 Bell peppers? What are you bringing this up for? 213 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,158 Larry, it's all right. This is a safe space, I promise you. 214 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,910 We talked about this. 215 00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:52,996 Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? 216 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,581 - A lot of guys do. - Oh my God. 217 00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:58,126 How long is it? When he goes to the bathroom in the night, can I just say… 218 00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,544 No, you can't just say! 219 00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:01,797 I hear them slapping on his thighs. 220 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,884 It sounds like, you know, a flip-flop in a Mexican resort. 221 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:10,931 This is just nonsense. Is this why we're in therapy? 222 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:12,766 So you could bring up long balls? 223 00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:15,477 I know her husband! You're embarrassing me! 224 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,397 No. In this room, I am not your friend. 225 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:23,151 I'm not your coworker's wife. I am your therapist. Okay? 226 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:27,405 It looks like our time is up. We should go to lunch. 227 00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:28,824 Great! 228 00:12:28,907 --> 00:12:31,409 I know Hobie would love to see you. It's been such a long time. 229 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:33,787 We could catch up. How's this Sunday? 230 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,790 Yes. You'll come to the club and be our guests. 231 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:40,252 Great. Wouldn't that be fun? Larry? 232 00:12:40,335 --> 00:12:43,004 - He's always free. - Wonderful. 233 00:12:43,547 --> 00:12:45,465 I'll put us all on a text chain. 234 00:12:45,549 --> 00:12:47,551 We'll work out the details. 235 00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:52,556 Wonderful meeting you. Same time next Tuesday. 236 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,725 - Oh my gosh. - What are the odds? 237 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,688 She's wonderful. 238 00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:02,816 I mean, she's not a magician with you two, but you know. 239 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:05,527 You two are so good, huh? What's that dig? 240 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,992 He's never fucking home. I mean, he is never home. 241 00:13:12,075 --> 00:13:13,743 He's at the club day and night, 242 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,581 and I don't really mind. I'm perfectly happy to have him gone. 243 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,709 But the issue is he hates the fucking place. 244 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:23,253 Can I tell her about the letter? He wrote a letter. 245 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,047 - He wrote a whole long list. - What the fuck are you doing? 246 00:13:26,131 --> 00:13:27,424 Do not go into my letter. 247 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,426 This is a place where you talk about what's private, Jeff. 248 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,554 He wrote a letter, and he won't even sign his own name! 249 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,724 - He signs, "Disgruntled". - I was disgruntled! 250 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:38,893 And I don't want to talk about the letter anymore. No more letter. 251 00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:41,438 Like I said before, this is a completely safe space, 252 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,566 and if Susie wants to talk about this, we need to talk about it. 253 00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:49,738 Anyway, I'm at my wit's end, because… 254 00:13:49,821 --> 00:13:51,990 What's going on over there? You guys hear the sneeze? 255 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:54,784 - I don't think so. - I just heard a sneeze. 256 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,870 If I heard the sneeze, they can hear us. 257 00:13:56,953 --> 00:14:00,165 - Hey, who's over there? - I think it's a doctor's office. 258 00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:05,003 And another thing, I'm all about warmth and closeness and intimacy. 259 00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:08,798 He's a cold fucking fish. He never wants to cuddle. 260 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,551 I mean, what kind of person doesn't want to cuddle with me? 261 00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,219 Wait, I heard that one. 262 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:28,193 - What are you doing? - Velcheck? 263 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,613 What? Who is he? 264 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:37,035 He's the guy in the next office! He's best friends with Takahashi. 265 00:14:37,118 --> 00:14:39,746 - He heard everything we said. - So what? 266 00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:44,209 I'm gonna be outed as Disgruntled. You had to talk about the letter! 267 00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:48,546 I thought the whole session was very helpful. 268 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:53,384 Arnold Velcheck, right there on the board, next office over. 269 00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:55,428 - Velcheck, from the club? - Yeah. 270 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:59,891 And Susie yammered on and on about the Disgruntled letter. 271 00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:02,560 Now I don't know for sure if he heard that, 272 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:08,691 but I wish I could get in there and see how much you can hear. 273 00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:14,906 Suppose I make an appointment for you to go to this urologist. 274 00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,616 At the same time, I'll make an appointment 275 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,117 with my couples' therapist, 276 00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:19,619 and see if you can hear what I'm saying. 277 00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:24,040 I'll do that shit. Of course. I got one question. What's a urologist? 278 00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:28,336 It's nothing. You pee in a cup. You fill out a few forms. 279 00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:32,340 But mainly you're seeing if you can hear what I'm saying. 280 00:15:32,423 --> 00:15:33,550 I love peeing in cups. 281 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,636 I like peeing in big-ass bowls, but I'll pee in a cup. 282 00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:39,806 I cannot tell you how much this means to me. I appreciate it. 283 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,433 Do I gotta pre-drink water before I go over there? 284 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:47,021 I mean, usually one can urinate when given the cup. 285 00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:49,524 - You can pee in a cup on demand? - Anytime. 286 00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:52,068 You give me a cup, I'll pee in it any time of the day. 287 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,946 Well, you give me a bowl, I'll do the same fucking thing. 288 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,656 Yep. I'll tell you one thing. 289 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:59,492 The man that makes corn chips on the cob 290 00:15:59,868 --> 00:16:01,661 is gonna be a fucking billionaire. 291 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,664 Corn chips on the cob? 292 00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:10,670 How long did you write on Seinfeld, Hobie? 293 00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,298 I wrote on the show for four seasons. 294 00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:16,884 Two with Larry, and then two after Larry left. 295 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,138 But you came back for the finale, though, didn't you? 296 00:16:20,972 --> 00:16:22,223 Yeah. 297 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,309 I never watched any of them. 298 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,770 I don't watch TV. I don't watch movies. 299 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,231 - I've never watched the Oscars. - She's never watched the Oscars. 300 00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:33,693 It's amazing. Oh my God, what an achievement. 301 00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,737 Good morning, everyone. 302 00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:41,701 It's 10:50 with 10 minutes before the breakfast cutoff. 303 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,870 You are today, Mr. David. 304 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:48,416 They can make a breakfast before 11:00 but not after. 305 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:53,171 After 11:00, the technology eludes them. Can't be done. Just can't do it. 306 00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:55,423 Are you all ready to place your orders? 307 00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,759 No, it's too fast. I haven't even looked. 308 00:16:58,634 --> 00:17:01,804 No, we'll order. We're good. It's breakfast. It's just eggs. 309 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,849 - Pick out something. - You go. 310 00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,934 I'll have the Belgian waffle, please. 311 00:17:07,018 --> 00:17:08,061 - Got it. - Thank you. 312 00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:10,646 Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, hash browns. 313 00:17:11,022 --> 00:17:15,151 - I'm gonna have the omelet. - Yes. Your eggs. 314 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:19,238 Yes. And I've got some bread back there. 315 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:22,075 We're aware of your bread, Mr. David. And for you, ma'am? 316 00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:25,495 I don't know. Pancakes. 317 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,708 - But I'm not… - Pancakes. They're fine. Good. 318 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,752 I don't know. You're hurrying me. 319 00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:35,380 Stop it. Once they get here, you have to order, 320 00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:37,090 because you'll never get 'em again. 321 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,300 When they're at the table, you got to take advantage of it. 322 00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:40,468 Let's have a toast. 323 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:45,264 Yes. Why go a meal without a toast? 324 00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:48,309 And I want to make a toast to my sobriety. 325 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,479 15 weeks today. 326 00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:53,356 - Nine more to go. - What? 327 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,570 You know, until you're in the clear. 328 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,989 No, it's a lifelong thing. 329 00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:04,450 You keep working at it. I have a disease. 330 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:10,456 I hit bottom so badly. I walked into the council chamber naked, 331 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,960 and all I remember is the air on my nipples 332 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:16,462 and the looks of admiration and horror. 333 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:19,382 - We're gonna eat. - And that was my bottom. 334 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,051 - But now, 15 weeks. - That's so good to hear. 335 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,886 Well, Larry, how are you hitting 'em these days? 336 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:28,015 You know what? Great off the tee. I'm really hitting it long. 337 00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:30,184 That's why they call him Long Ball Larry. 338 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:35,690 - Just kidding, Larry. - That's gonna stick. Long Ball Larry. 339 00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:44,490 This is like sort of cotton wool with sugar. 340 00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:48,286 - Pancakes. - It's not what I wanted. 341 00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:51,163 I should've gotten the eggs. I was rushed into pancakes. 342 00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:53,916 - I didn't rush you into pancakes. - You did! 343 00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,878 I'll trade with you if you want. I don't mind. 344 00:18:56,961 --> 00:19:00,423 - No, you don't have to. - No, it's nothing. 345 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,342 - He's happy to do it. - Thank you. 346 00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:05,970 - That's nice. - So nice. 347 00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:07,763 It's the least I can do. 348 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,602 - So, I'm happy now. - It is really good. 349 00:19:13,811 --> 00:19:16,480 Something's off with these eggs. They're not my eggs. 350 00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,691 I know my eggs. My eggs are organic. 351 00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:21,319 - These are not organic eggs. - I'm not switching with you. 352 00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,655 Miss, excuse me. 353 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,994 - Yes, Mr. David? - Something's amiss with the eggs. 354 00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:33,789 - What do you mean? - They don't taste like my eggs. 355 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,000 I can assure you those are your eggs. 356 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,544 I know that you're a little upset the other day 357 00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:41,422 when I got breakfast after 11:00. 358 00:19:41,505 --> 00:19:43,049 Maybe you got a little breakfast grudge. 359 00:19:43,132 --> 00:19:46,218 No, I can assure you, I do not have a breakfast grudge. 360 00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:48,220 The chef does not have a breakfast grudge. 361 00:19:48,304 --> 00:19:50,348 I feel like you got a little breakfast grudge. 362 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:53,684 Sorry, Mr. Takahashi. 363 00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:56,937 Hey, funny guy, don't bring your own eggs here. 364 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,814 Your eggs are not organic. 365 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,150 - Eggs are eggs. - Eggs are not eggs. 366 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,613 Are you Disgruntled? 367 00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:08,324 - No, I am not Disgruntled. - Oh, yes. 368 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:13,871 You always walk around with scowl on your face and mumbling to yourself. 369 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,584 - Yeah, that's you. - Yeah. I do scowl. 370 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,128 And I will admit to muttering. 371 00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:23,881 But I am not Disgruntled. 372 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,227 And don't bring bread! 373 00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:39,438 Hold on. What are you doing? 374 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:42,316 You're gonna get kicked out of your club over a couple of eggs? 375 00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:44,985 Sorry to stop you. My name's Willie Geist. 376 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,862 - Nice to see you. - Be right back. 377 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:52,243 What about the facilities? Is the building holding up? 378 00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:56,705 Excuse me. Can I talk to Willie for a second? 379 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,375 - Hey, Larry. - It's kind of important. 380 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,170 Sorry, I wanted a selfie, but never mind. 381 00:21:04,255 --> 00:21:05,840 What are you talking to Nora about? 382 00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:08,592 Just a little background, a little color for the story. 383 00:21:08,676 --> 00:21:10,886 Is she the one who called me an asshole? 384 00:21:11,262 --> 00:21:13,639 Larry, don't ask me to give away my sources. 385 00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:14,932 You know I'm not gonna do it. 386 00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:16,892 If I were you, I wouldn't believe a word she says. 387 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,770 She's been divorced four times. She's a pathological liar. 388 00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:22,690 And she burned down her house to get the insurance money. 389 00:21:22,773 --> 00:21:24,859 She's a very nice woman. And matter of fact, Larry, 390 00:21:24,942 --> 00:21:28,112 the more I talk to her and the membership of this club, 391 00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:31,824 the more I think there is a story here. This Disgruntled thing. It's big. 392 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,075 Let me tell you something, Willie. 393 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,411 The people in this club don't appreciate some reporter 394 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:39,123 coming from New York with their fancy shoes and 100 dollar haircut… 395 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,543 This is 21 dollars at Supercuts. 396 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:45,296 Disgruntled has everything. It's juicy. 397 00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:48,382 You're looking for juicy? I got juicy for you. 398 00:21:48,465 --> 00:21:50,759 - What do you got? - Follow me. 399 00:21:53,971 --> 00:21:56,724 - And they switch my eggs. - This is the story? In here? 400 00:21:56,807 --> 00:21:59,059 Because I had breakfast after 11:00. 401 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,187 Sorry, members can't be in the kitchen. No members in the kitchen, please. 402 00:22:02,271 --> 00:22:04,648 This is Willie Geist from NBC News. 403 00:22:04,732 --> 00:22:05,816 Big fan, man. 404 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,068 We have a couple of questions we'd like to ask you. 405 00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,154 - He's got some questions. - Okay. 406 00:22:10,237 --> 00:22:12,031 Are you making the eggs I bring in? 407 00:22:12,114 --> 00:22:14,825 Breakfast-at-11:30 guy. I know you. 408 00:22:14,909 --> 00:22:17,036 I used your eggs. And you know what? 409 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,663 Breakfast at 11:30 kind of screws everything up back here for us. 410 00:22:19,747 --> 00:22:21,749 So what's so hard about making an egg after 11:00? 411 00:22:21,832 --> 00:22:24,668 You crack an egg, you break it, and then you cook it. So what? 412 00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:27,087 If it's so easy, put on the little hat and get back here then. 413 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,132 - I can make an egg. - Then why do you come in here? 414 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:34,678 - Are you writing this down? - Me? No. Nothing. Not a word. 415 00:22:34,762 --> 00:22:36,805 Thank you, Willie. Goodbye. 416 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,223 What is that? Those are my eggs. 417 00:22:38,307 --> 00:22:39,516 Those are just other eggs. 418 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,478 What are they doing? Two eggs off to the side like that. 419 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,480 Willie, you seeing this? There's two stray eggs. 420 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,815 - What's a stray egg? - Look. 421 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:51,236 Hey, pal. What are you doing? 422 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,988 Okay, these are not the same color eggs. 423 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,491 - Really? - Yeah. This one's caramel colored. 424 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,077 And this one has an almond sheen. You see this, Willie? 425 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,244 Yeah. Two brown eggs. 426 00:22:59,328 --> 00:23:01,288 No, not just two brown eggs. One's caramel colored. 427 00:23:01,372 --> 00:23:03,540 - One's an almond sheen. - I don't see a sheen on this. 428 00:23:03,624 --> 00:23:05,834 - There's a sheen. - Eggs don't even have a sheen. 429 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,420 - No sheen here. - There's a sheen, Willie! 430 00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:11,548 - All right, thank you. Goodbye. - That's it? 431 00:23:11,632 --> 00:23:14,718 - That's it. - You're gonna be on television, okay? 432 00:23:14,802 --> 00:23:17,638 What were you filming with, your handkerchief? 433 00:23:17,721 --> 00:23:19,973 - We'll be back. Willie. - Sorry about all this. 434 00:23:20,057 --> 00:23:23,435 And by the way, I'd like my bread. 435 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,438 - Takahashi threw that away. - Takahashi threw it away? 436 00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:28,440 I'm not leaving here till I get my bread. 437 00:23:28,524 --> 00:23:31,151 - Get out of the kitchen! - Okay, I'm leaving. 438 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:34,196 - That was the story? - Yeah! What do you mean? 439 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:37,699 Don't you see what's going on? They're not making my eggs! 440 00:23:39,868 --> 00:23:43,455 Can I say something? Your husband's wonderful. 441 00:23:43,539 --> 00:23:47,960 That he would just give me his eggs. You have a lovely relationship. 442 00:23:48,043 --> 00:23:51,713 I noticed how he cared about you, how considerate he was. 443 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,842 I wasn't enjoying my meal, my pancakes, 444 00:23:54,925 --> 00:23:57,886 because I was rushed into pancakes. It wasn't what I wanted to choose. 445 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,304 I didn't rush you. 446 00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:03,934 And it wasn't up to him to give her his eggs. 447 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:06,645 It wasn't his business. 448 00:24:06,728 --> 00:24:10,315 Mr. Black. I'm Dr. Velcheck. How are you? 449 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:13,360 - Dr. Velcheck. - So what brings you in here today? 450 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,572 Well, you're an expert on pee. 451 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,741 That's what a urologist is, yeah. 452 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,827 What do you know about urine? 453 00:24:22,453 --> 00:24:25,038 An awful lot. It's pretty much the same thing. 454 00:24:25,122 --> 00:24:27,416 You have any trouble urinating at night? 455 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,460 Hell no. Sometimes I get a little lazy once in a while. 456 00:24:30,544 --> 00:24:32,921 Sometimes I pee right in the condom, and I'll just take it off, 457 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,174 and I'll tie a little knot in that motherfucker and throw it in the trash, 458 00:24:35,257 --> 00:24:36,592 keep on fucking. 459 00:24:36,925 --> 00:24:40,179 Okay. Well, Larry, Hobie was trying to extend a courtesy 460 00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:43,849 that wasn't being extended by anyone else, specifically you. 461 00:24:43,932 --> 00:24:46,101 But it wasn't right for him to do that. 462 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,853 He overstepped his bounds. 463 00:24:47,936 --> 00:24:50,814 It was your place, and you weren't doing it. 464 00:24:50,898 --> 00:24:54,359 Yeah! I wasn't doing it. I think Hobie wanted pancakes! 465 00:24:54,443 --> 00:24:56,403 All right, Mr. Black, time to start the exam. 466 00:24:57,821 --> 00:24:59,948 - Pull your pants down. - What? 467 00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:03,118 I think you're upset with Hobie because he's a better person than you. 468 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,621 Is that what you think? I'll tell you what. 469 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,498 I'm upset with Hobie 'cause he's full of shit! 470 00:25:08,582 --> 00:25:11,919 'Cause he wanted pancakes, and he was jealous of her pancakes, 471 00:25:12,002 --> 00:25:13,754 and when she didn't want the pancakes, 472 00:25:13,837 --> 00:25:16,590 he couldn't wait to get his hands on them! 473 00:25:16,673 --> 00:25:19,426 Motherfucker! 474 00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,553 Don't move! 475 00:25:22,846 --> 00:25:25,474 - What the fuck are you doing, man? - I'm checking your prostate! 476 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,143 You ain't no piss doctor! You an ass doctor! 477 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,478 Mr. Black, out, please. 478 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:32,731 You don't do that shit to people, man! How dare you? 479 00:25:32,814 --> 00:25:34,274 I feel like we're not alone. 480 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,781 I wasn't afraid to give that woman the water. 481 00:25:40,864 --> 00:25:42,574 I don't live in fear, Willie. 482 00:25:42,658 --> 00:25:45,827 I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm not afraid of the cold. 483 00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:49,039 Say, I'm gonna take a shower and there's no hot water. 484 00:25:49,122 --> 00:25:53,460 Yeah, I'll take the cold shower. I'll get in there. Am I disappointed? 485 00:25:53,543 --> 00:25:57,547 Of course I'm disappointed. Still, I'm gonna get wet. 486 00:25:57,631 --> 00:26:00,133 A lot of people won't go in that cold shower. 487 00:26:00,217 --> 00:26:06,014 And this applies to the story with the bottled water in Atlanta how? 488 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,474 Willie, let me ask you a question. 489 00:26:07,557 --> 00:26:10,060 Have you ever had a fresh egg from a chicken? 490 00:26:10,143 --> 00:26:11,269 I have. 491 00:26:11,353 --> 00:26:13,355 Have you ever had a fresh peach off the tree? 492 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:16,233 I have. So in Atlanta, you see the line of voters. 493 00:26:16,316 --> 00:26:20,821 I want to tell you a story. My whole life, I hated strawberries. 494 00:26:21,571 --> 00:26:24,908 - Strawberries? - Hated 'em. Wouldn't eat 'em. 495 00:26:24,991 --> 00:26:28,328 And then one day, I had a fresh strawberry right from the ground. 496 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,790 Changed my life. Never tasted anything like it. 497 00:26:31,873 --> 00:26:35,627 I was judging strawberries, but I didn't know the strawberry. 498 00:26:35,711 --> 00:26:37,254 It's like people, Willie. 499 00:26:37,671 --> 00:26:41,049 You don't really know them until you taste them. 500 00:26:42,509 --> 00:26:44,886 That's great, Larry. Thank you so much. 501 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,596 I think we have what we need on the strawberries. 502 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,183 - How 'bout a boysenberry? - There's a lot of fruit out there. 503 00:26:50,267 --> 00:26:52,185 And I think we're bumping up against our time, 504 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:54,604 and I kind of see us going all the way down the produce aisle, 505 00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:55,939 so I'm gonna stop you there. 506 00:26:56,022 --> 00:26:58,108 - Where'd you have that boysenberry? - It's not interesting. 507 00:26:58,191 --> 00:27:01,653 Maybe Vermont? New Hampshire? 508 00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:04,322 - They're big on boysenberries. - Okay, enough with the fruit. 509 00:27:04,406 --> 00:27:08,243 I do have one last question for you, Larry, before I let you go. 510 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:14,166 Are you, Larry David, Disgruntled? 511 00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:19,463 Sorry to disappoint you, man. I'm not Disgruntled. 512 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,257 I think we have what we need. Yeah? Great. 513 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:23,842 This was great. 514 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:28,555 You think I can use the bathroom, Larry? 515 00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,432 Of course. Yeah. 516 00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:34,019 Between us, and I'll spare you the details, I'm having a little… 517 00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:36,438 You know. You know a good urologist in town? 518 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,815 I'd love to see him before I head out. 519 00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:40,358 You know, as a matter of fact, I do. 520 00:27:40,442 --> 00:27:42,194 - You'd connect us? - Absolutely. 521 00:27:42,277 --> 00:27:44,154 Okay, great. Thanks, Larr. 522 00:27:44,613 --> 00:27:47,866 Willie, what other fruits come from the ground besides strawberries? 523 00:27:47,949 --> 00:27:49,534 Thank you, Larry. 524 00:27:49,618 --> 00:27:54,039 Strawberries, is that the only one? Is tomato a fruit? 525 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,461 Hey, how'd the interview go? 526 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,173 You know. Okay. Let me ask you a question. 527 00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:05,467 Have you ever eaten a strawberry from the ground? 528 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,719 No, I get 'em at the grocery store, I wash 'em. 529 00:28:07,802 --> 00:28:09,262 Hey, Larry. 530 00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:12,265 What the hell? You can't talk to my wife like that. 531 00:28:12,349 --> 00:28:13,725 Talk to your wife like what? 532 00:28:13,808 --> 00:28:16,144 You can't give her a hard time in your sessions. 533 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,896 I hear you're busting her balls all the time. 534 00:28:17,979 --> 00:28:21,274 It's very unethical for her to be talking about something private 535 00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:22,901 that I said to her with you. 536 00:28:22,984 --> 00:28:27,030 - She's my wife. - You're not entitled to know that! 537 00:28:27,113 --> 00:28:29,574 She doesn't tell me everything. She tells me certain things. 538 00:28:29,658 --> 00:28:31,034 She shouldn' tell you anything! 539 00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:34,120 She did tell me a little something about how you didn't like the fact 540 00:28:34,204 --> 00:28:36,623 that l gave my eggs to your girlfriend the other day. 541 00:28:36,706 --> 00:28:37,999 What the hell's with that? 542 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:41,544 We know you wanted the pancakes. I know you wanted the pancakes. 543 00:28:41,628 --> 00:28:44,547 - I could care less. - You wanted the pancakes, Hobie. 544 00:28:44,631 --> 00:28:47,467 You know what? You're just being this disgruntled dick right now. 545 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:51,930 I'm getting a lot of big D Disgruntled energy from you. 546 00:28:52,013 --> 00:28:53,807 You're getting small D disgruntled energy. 547 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:58,353 Larry David's Disgruntled, everybody! Larry David's Disgruntled! 548 00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:01,481 I knew it! 549 00:29:02,524 --> 00:29:04,818 You are in big trouble, 550 00:29:04,901 --> 00:29:07,696 because you are Disgruntled! 551 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,326 - I'm Disgruntled! - What, you? 552 00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:14,661 Yes! 553 00:29:14,744 --> 00:29:18,790 I'm Disgruntled. 554 00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:21,751 I'm Disgruntled. 555 00:29:21,835 --> 00:29:23,712 I'm Disgruntled, too! 556 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,672 I'm Disgruntled! 557 00:29:27,924 --> 00:29:29,134 Baka! 558 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,062 - Hi, honey. - You ready to grab a bite? 559 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,605 Yeah, and a bourbon. 560 00:29:43,189 --> 00:29:46,359 I have Jeff and Susie Greene coming in at 2:00 PM, and they are a shit show. 561 00:29:46,443 --> 00:29:48,945 Speaking of shit shows, I just came from Ocean View. 562 00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:50,947 It's getting fucking weird over there. 563 00:29:51,406 --> 00:29:53,992 I don't know what's going on, but everybody's walking around going, 564 00:29:54,075 --> 00:29:56,161 "I'm Disgruntled!" 565 00:29:56,244 --> 00:29:58,079 But Jeff is Disgruntled. 566 00:29:58,163 --> 00:29:59,622 No, everybody over there is saying it. 567 00:29:59,706 --> 00:30:01,124 No, but I mean, Jeff caused it. 568 00:30:01,207 --> 00:30:03,668 He wrote a letter listing all of his complaints about the club 569 00:30:03,752 --> 00:30:05,420 and signed it "Disgruntled". 570 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,797 - Jeff Greene is Disgruntled? - Yes. 571 00:30:09,382 --> 00:30:12,469 Shit! Are you serious? You're sitting on a gold mine. 572 00:30:12,552 --> 00:30:15,930 Jeff Greene is Disgruntled. 573 00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:19,225 - I thought it was Larry David. - Me too. 574 00:30:19,934 --> 00:30:21,644 Are you serious? 575 00:30:21,728 --> 00:30:25,565 The chef at the club is eating all of Larry's organic fucking eggs? 576 00:30:25,982 --> 00:30:27,150 I knew it!