1 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:05,089 Good morning. 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,200 (GRUNTS) 3 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:08,460 Since when do you drink coffee? 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,540 Since I didn't get any sleep last night. 5 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:13,540 Aw, honey. Bad dreams? 6 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:16,380 I wish. I had to hear people doing it all night. 7 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,240 Oh. 8 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:19,340 You heard that? 9 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,300 Yes, and it was disgusting. 10 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:24,870 I'm sorry. 11 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,140 It's just that your father and I were apart all summer... 12 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:30,270 Oh, my God. I was talking about Mandy and Georgie. 13 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,510 Oh. Right. 14 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,230 Ew! You were doing it, too? 15 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,160 Well, it's... different. 16 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,810 Your father and I are married, 17 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,490 so when we're... amorous... 18 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,950 I don't want to hear about this. 19 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,650 (GEORGE SR. YAWNS) 20 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,990 What's for breakfast? I am hungry. 21 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,360 - (CHUCKLES) - Nope. 22 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,860 (SIGHS) 23 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,120 - What's her problem? - MISSY: Thin walls. 24 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:53,360 (SIGHS) 25 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:56,710 She heard Mandy and Georgie... 26 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,600 - You know. - Oh. 27 00:00:58,650 --> 00:00:59,730 (GROANS) 28 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,540 At least she didn't hear us. 29 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:02,720 (SIGHS) 30 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,390 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 31 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,050 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 32 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,830 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 33 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,630 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 34 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,980 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 35 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:22,400 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 36 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,950 You need to talk to your son. 37 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,950 About what? 38 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,240 I'm not sure I'm comfortable 39 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,680 with him and Mandy being intimate. 40 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:32,900 They have a baby, Mare. 41 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:34,139 You're a little late to the party. 42 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,540 But, now, they are living under our roof, 43 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:38,070 and they are still not married. 44 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,210 (SCOFFS) This again? 45 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,890 I am serious. 46 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,700 We have teenagers living in the house. 47 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,710 What kind of example are they setting? 48 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,140 Same example you were setting last night. 49 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,890 - We are married. - And they're engaged. 50 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:52,220 Well, what are they waiting for? 51 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,270 Why are you asking me? 52 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,710 We have to say something. 53 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,650 Or we mind our business. 54 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,650 It is a sin, George. 55 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,990 And like a good Christian, I choose to forgive them. 56 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,070 Cheers. 57 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,240 (SIGHS) 58 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,070 - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - MARY: Hey. 59 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,240 You two decent? 60 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:10,490 MANDY: Yeah, come on in. 61 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,540 Oh, hi, sweet girl. 62 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,330 She keeping y'all up? 63 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:16,710 Oh, no, she's a good sleeper. 64 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,780 - She gets that from me. - (CHUCKLES) 65 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:20,170 So, uh, what's going on? 66 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:23,050 Well, I want to talk to you about your wedding. 67 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,470 Uh, what about it? 68 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:26,840 When's it happening? 69 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,410 Oh. 70 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:31,400 Well, honestly, since the tornado and moving, 71 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:33,310 we haven't really given it much thought. 72 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,500 Of course, that makes sense. 73 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:38,640 So, let's think about it now. 74 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:41,420 What's the rush? 75 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:43,710 Well, you're living together, 76 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,510 sleeping together, doing... 77 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,740 other things together. 78 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,740 Told you we were being too loud. 79 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,610 I'm ticklish, I can't help it. 80 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:52,650 - (SIGHS) - Okay. I just think, 81 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,320 if you're gonna be doing that, 82 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:55,770 you should be married. 83 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:58,330 I thought when you got married you stop doing that. 84 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,110 No, in fact... Don't change the subject. 85 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,600 I'll get the monitor and the computer, you get the printer. 86 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,920 - Hello. - Hello. 87 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:08,355 - Don't forget the modem. - SHELDON: Mm. 88 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,800 I thought you were in school. 89 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:11,000 Oh, I was. 90 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,850 Evan and I just came here to get my computer. 91 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,500 I'm guessing this is Evan. 92 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,100 - Yes. - Isn't he great? 93 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:20,310 Uh, Shelly, we're kind of in the middle of something. 94 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,480 Oh, still? I was hoping we were done. 95 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:23,690 No, not done. 96 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:26,570 Just pretend we're not here, as I'm doing with you. 97 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,230 I mean, she does have a point. 98 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,610 What are we waiting for? 99 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,690 I guess nothing. 100 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,380 Okay, then. 101 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:38,150 - Let's plan a wedding. - SHELDON: Wait, a wedding? 102 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,719 Does that mean I have to be the best man? 103 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,090 No, Sheldon. 104 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,950 Okay. But I am the best, 105 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,600 and I am a man, just listen to my voice. 106 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:46,080 Okay, I'll do it. 107 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,470 - Can I come? - Sure. 108 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,730 - No. - No. 109 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,480 Aw. 110 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,220 (DOOR OPENS) 111 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,690 - Hi. - This is a nice surprise. 112 00:03:57,740 --> 00:04:00,650 - Mom around? - Why? 113 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,700 I'm not looking for a fight. I just have a wedding update. 114 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,580 Mm, sounds like fighting words to me. 115 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:07,160 - Dad. - Audrey! 116 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,830 Mandy's here. She says she's not looking for a fight. 117 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,550 - Hello, Amanda. - Hi, Mom. 118 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,500 (SHIVERS) Just get chilly in here or what? (LAUGHS) 119 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:20,080 - Mm. - MANDY: Just wanted you both to know 120 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:22,390 that, uh, Georgie and I are gonna be going down 121 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:25,220 to City Hall next Friday, and I was hoping you'd be there. 122 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,510 City Hall? 123 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,390 Is that really what you want? 124 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,340 Well, it's not our first choice, 125 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:33,980 but, you know, after the tornado, it's kind of all we can afford. 126 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:35,980 'Course we'll be there. 127 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,980 If you want a bigger wedding, we'll pay for it. 128 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,930 What? I-I thought you were too embarrassed 129 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,158 for us to have a big wedding. 130 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:45,990 Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh... 131 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,800 AUDREY: I don't want to argue. 132 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:52,560 I just want to be part of my granddaughter's life, 133 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,950 part of your life. 134 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,670 And Georgie's? 135 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,280 Mm-hmm. 136 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:02,050 And if a big wedding is what's gonna make you happy, 137 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,220 then I want to do that for you. 138 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,890 - Okay, what's the catch? - No catch. 139 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,639 And if you want to get married at City Hall, 140 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,720 that's fine, too. 141 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:12,860 Dad, Mom's being weird. 142 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,230 JIM: I'm not here. 143 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,930 I just... 144 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:18,300 I just want to make things right between us. 145 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,260 Okay. 146 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,150 Thanks. 147 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,500 So what happens now? 148 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:25,799 I'm not used to ending a conversation 149 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,199 where one of us doesn't storm out. 150 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,330 How about a hug? 151 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:31,300 Okay. 152 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,840 Oh, that is weird. 153 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:42,660 Yeah, it was real nice of you two to pay for the wedding. 154 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,930 Well, you know, parents of the bride, 155 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,390 - tradition. - Yeah. 156 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,630 If you need us to help out at all, we can kick in. 157 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,720 - No, we got it. (LAUGHS) - Good, 'cause we can't. 158 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:55,010 It's okay. I get to walk my daughter down the aisle. 159 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,840 - Can't put a price on that. - Mm. Yeah. 160 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,310 I was real happy to hear Mandy and her mom are getting along. 161 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,570 Oh, me, too. 162 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:03,059 You know, I wouldn't say this to either of 'em, 163 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,980 but they're both a little, uh... 164 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:06,780 Willful? 165 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:09,740 - Sure, let's go with willful. - (CHUCKLES) 166 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:12,580 I'm so glad they're having a real wedding. 167 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,030 - Mm. - I got married at City Hall, 168 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,250 and I've always kind of regretted it. 169 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,960 We went all out. 170 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,670 I had a gown made special in Dallas 171 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,930 with shoes to match, 172 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:24,950 and a white cowboy hat with a rhinestone brim. 173 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,910 Oh. You must've been so beautiful. 174 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,470 Did Jim wear a tux? 175 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,970 Probably. I don't really remember. 176 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:36,770 Do you think Mandy'll let us help her pick out a dress? 177 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:38,180 - I hope so. - Mm. 178 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:39,720 When she was a TV weather girl, 179 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,940 you wouldn't believe the outfits she wore. 180 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:43,760 Oh, I'm sure she looked cute. 181 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:46,780 Maybe if she was doing the weather on the street corner. 182 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:48,830 Oh, my. 183 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,270 Well, I'm sure she'll dress modestly for church. 184 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,620 They are having a church wedding, right? 185 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,550 Oh, they are definitely having a church wedding. 186 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,670 That is one thing I am not budging on. 187 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,290 Good, you and I are both on the same page there. 188 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:04,300 In fact, I already talked to Father Donovan. 189 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,210 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh. 190 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,430 Uh, is that your father? 191 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,850 No. (LAUGHS) He's our priest. 192 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,590 Oh. 193 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:18,430 So, you think they're getting married in a Catholic church? 194 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,090 Well, of course, we're Catholic. 195 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,430 Oh. 196 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,820 Well, Mandy said that you don't go to church that often, so... 197 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:29,700 how Catholic could you be? 198 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,300 That's a funny question 199 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:34,997 coming from a woman who left her own church. 200 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:36,370 I went back. 201 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:40,340 And... my granddaughter is not gonna be raised Catholic. 202 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:42,830 She's gonna worship Jesus, not the Pope. 203 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,620 We don't worship the Pope. 204 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:47,010 Well y'all sure bought him a pretty fancy car. 205 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:50,020 You want another beer? 206 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,240 Hang on. 207 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,290 Yes. 208 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,350 (LAUGHS) 209 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,100 You people don't even dance. What kind of a wedding is that? 210 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,648 It is about the union of two souls, 211 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:04,180 - not doing the hokeypokey. - Well, George, 212 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,539 - it was nice while it lasted. - AUDREY: Hell of a lot more fun... 213 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:06,679 - Yeah, you take care of yourself. - ... than a reception 214 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,739 - with no alcohol. - All right. 215 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:10,030 That's all you people care about, drinking. 216 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:11,980 Jesus drank wine! 217 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:15,400 Well, he probably had to to put up with people like you! 218 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:16,621 (SCOFFS) 219 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,790 She just thinks she can take over the whole wedding. 220 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,500 Well, they are paying for it. 221 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,170 So they can just buy CeeCee's soul? 222 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,690 - No, no, no, you're right. - (SIGHS) 223 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,510 How can you be eating right now? 224 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,970 I was up at 4:00 a.m. spritzing this thing. 225 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,430 Come on, try some. 226 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,640 I'm not hungry. 227 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,140 You sound hungry. 228 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,520 Fine. 229 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,080 - (DOOR OPENS) - Okay, it's delicious, 230 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,447 but it doesn't change anything. 231 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,350 Ooh, smells good. 232 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,040 Hey, where are my folks? 233 00:08:56,090 --> 00:08:57,520 Oh, what'd she do? 234 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,170 I-I don't want to put you in the middle. 235 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,790 Great. I'm gonna make a plate before Dad finishes it all. 236 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,680 What? I... There's 14 pounds. 237 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:06,090 We're saying the same thing, big boy. 238 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,130 MARY: It's just... 239 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:10,520 Your mother's trying to get you to do things her way, 240 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:14,970 and I... want you to have the wedding that you want. 241 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:17,960 Which would be the wedding that you want. 242 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,630 Or do we want the same thing? 243 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,840 - (STAMMERS) - MANDY: Spit it out, Mary. 244 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:24,730 (SIGHS) Your mother is insisting 245 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,930 that you get married in the Catholic church. 246 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,060 And you want us to get married in the Baptist church. 247 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,322 It's an option, but anywhere is fine. 248 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:33,770 Is it? 249 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,019 Yeah, but you can't drink and dance 250 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:37,450 - at a Baptist wedding. - Was I talking to you? 251 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,020 (WHISPERS): Dumbass. 252 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:42,150 It's just a little water on her head, it's not a big deal. 253 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,720 Sure. 254 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:45,950 Um... 255 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,400 It's your wedding, it's your child, 256 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:50,460 if you are okay, I'm okay. 257 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:51,930 I'm okay. 258 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,520 Then I'm also okay. 259 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,170 MARY: Hi, Pastor Jeff. 260 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,640 Can you come over right now? 261 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,870 I need you to save someone's soul. 262 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:00,960 (DOORBELL RINGS) 263 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,090 Whose soul needs saving? 264 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:04,510 Is it Sheldon? 265 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,250 - I've been waiting for this. - No. We're still praying for him. 266 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,820 Come in, we don't have much time. 267 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,370 - What's going on? - Mandy and Georgie are out, 268 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,710 so I was hoping that maybe we could sneak in 269 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,790 an early baptism for CeeCee. 270 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,960 You know we don't do infant baptism. 271 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,700 Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid that if we don't do it now, 272 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,860 CeeCee's gonna end up... Catholic. 273 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,300 They do love to get 'em early. 274 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:28,820 Yes. Come on. 275 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,920 Do you trust in Jesus Christ 276 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,759 as your personal Lord and Savior? 277 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,340 (COOS) 278 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:37,750 Close enough. 279 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,390 It's on your profession of faith that I baptize you 280 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,760 in the name of the Father, 281 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:44,300 - Son and the Holy... - Hey. 282 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:47,590 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Hey, sweetie. How was school? 283 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,360 What's going on here? 284 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,930 - Just washing CeeCee's hair. - Mm. 285 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,810 With Pastor Jeff? 286 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,880 It takes a village. 287 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,560 Whatever. 288 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,840 - (WHISPERS): Go, go, go, go. - ... and the Holy Spirit. 289 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,490 - Amen. - (GASPS) 290 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,540 In your face, Catholics. 291 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,940 You know, I was thinking, for your something old, 292 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,440 you could wear my veil. 293 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,470 You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me. 294 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,100 I-I think I am the something old. (CHUCKLES) 295 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,320 Don't worry. 296 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:24,370 When he loses all his hair, he's gonna look way older than you. 297 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,435 Aw. 298 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,760 Thanks. 299 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,150 Hey, would you be upset if we didn't get married 300 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,390 by Father Donovan? 301 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,750 Did that woman convince you to get married Baptist? 302 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,430 She says it's not a cult, but I'm not so sure. 303 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,600 No, no. We're just... We're thinking maybe no church. 304 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:44,520 It's just causing fights, and Georgie and I don't really care. 305 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,510 What about CeeCee? Aren't you gonna get her baptized? 306 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,610 I don't know. Maybe when she's older. 307 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,520 If that's what she wants. 308 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:54,930 It's your wedding. 309 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,500 Whatever makes you happy makes me happy. 310 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,660 Thanks, Mom. That means a lot. 311 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,310 Look at that sweater. 312 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,210 That would look so good on you. 313 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,810 Actually, that is cute. 314 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:07,260 - You should go try it on. - You think so? 315 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,040 Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee. 316 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,880 We'll go do a lap around the park. 317 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,450 Really? 318 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,920 Here. Take my credit card. 319 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,027 It's on me. 320 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,040 Thanks. 321 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,500 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 322 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:26,720 ♪ ♪ 323 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,380 - (PANTING) - I baptize you in the name of the Father 324 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,170 and the Son 325 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,310 and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 326 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,010 Amen. (PANTING) 327 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,920 Here's a little something for you. 328 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,190 - Mmm. - Mmm. 329 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,960 - This is delicious. - Mm. 330 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,602 - You should've tried it two days ago. - (CHUCKLES) 331 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,550 I wanted to. But, instead, we left. 332 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,600 (LAUGHING) 333 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,560 - That's all in the past. - Right. 334 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:03,491 It was silly of us to put our stuff onto the kids. 335 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,170 (CHUCKLES): It's their wedding. 336 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,370 Weddings make everyone crazy. (CHUCKLES) 337 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,840 They're also a celebration of love. 338 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,580 Sure. 339 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,500 Well, whatever they decide with CeeCee, 340 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:17,120 - that is up to them. - And the Lord. 341 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,940 - Amen. - Amen, indeed. 342 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:27,098 - (LOUD CLACKING) - (GRUNTS) 343 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,730 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Shelly, everything okay? 344 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,810 No, it is not. 345 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:33,030 Both my computer and my trust have been betrayed. 346 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,960 Okay. Well, we-we're with company now. 347 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,200 You can fill us in later. 348 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,069 I won't ruin your dinner with the suspense. 349 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,930 Evan upgraded my computer. 350 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,160 Oh. 351 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,440 That sounds nice. 352 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,910 He didn't even ask me. 353 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,540 - Is it better? - It's different. 354 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,649 What kind of person takes something that doesn't belong to them 355 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,070 and changes it behind their back? 356 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,730 Well, m-maybe he thought 357 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:59,030 he was doing the best thing for your computer. 358 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,410 It's my computer. It should have been my decision. 359 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,280 I don't even have a room to storm off to! 360 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,330 (CLACKING) 361 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,460 He gonna be okay? 362 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,900 Oh. Tonight, sure. 363 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,080 Big picture? 364 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,880 ADULT SHELDON: I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize. 365 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,580 I turned out fine. 366 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,120 Hey. You need a hand? 367 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:28,110 Oh. Yeah. Thank you. 368 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,202 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 369 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,663 Sounds like things went better with my parents. 370 00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:33,420 Yes. All good. 371 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,080 We were both being stubborn before. 372 00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,400 Yeah, I know this is hard, but... 373 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,410 thank you for letting us make our own decisions for our kid. 374 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,330 Mm-hmm. 375 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,810 - (CLEARS THROAT) - You okay? 376 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,460 Yeah, yeah. Mm. 377 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:50,580 But, um... there's something you should know. 378 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,250 CeeCee... 379 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:56,080 accidentally got splashed here in the sink this morning. 380 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,720 So what? 381 00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:01,120 Uh, Pastor Jeff did the splashing 382 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,560 while he was baptizing her. 383 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,020 (GASPS) 384 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,630 (STAMMERS) That's all. 385 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,160 Can you believe it? 386 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,600 I'm not surprised she would do something like this. 387 00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:12,950 But don't worry... 388 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,440 I was one move ahead. 389 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,990 What does that mean? 390 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,070 It means my granddaughter's soul is safe. 391 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:20,780 What did you do? 392 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,830 Is that the sweater I bought you? 393 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,240 Oh, it looks so cute. 394 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,508 What did you do?! 395 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,830 - I baptized her. Grow up. - (GASPS) 396 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,100 Hey! Thought I heard you... Okay. 397 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:38,010 MANDY: And they both went behind our backs. 398 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,510 I mean... (SCOFFS) can you believe that? 399 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,485 Well, my mom's pretty religious, so that makes sense. 400 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,810 And you're just... okay with this? 401 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,240 Is it that big a deal? 402 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,990 They sprinkled some water on CeeCee's head 403 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,399 and asked God to look out for her. 404 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,400 - Where's the harm? - Do I have to explain it to you? 405 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,497 No. 406 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,150 But could you? 407 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,920 They're making decisions about our child without talking to us. 408 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,830 That's totally unacceptable. 409 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,910 I'm right there with you. Not cool. 410 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,290 Okay, so what are we gonna do about it? 411 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,240 Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em 412 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,650 and make it real clear there'll be no more baptizing. 413 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,710 We are done with that. 414 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,670 I forget sometimes what a child you are. 415 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,100 You know, when you say hurtful stuff like that, 416 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,760 you sound a little like your mother. 417 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,390 Say that again. 418 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,970 Kind of wish I never said it the first time. 419 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,100 Mm-hmm. 420 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,020 (QUIETLY): Why do I even talk? 421 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,750 ADULT SHELDON: Evan upgraded my computer, 422 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,130 which made it smarter. 423 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,730 There was one problem... 424 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,480 the darn thing was smarter than me. 425 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,499 COMPUTER VOICE: Check. 426 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,910 - (GROANS) - (DOOR OPENS) 427 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,450 What are you doing here? 428 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,650 What are you doing here? 429 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,670 Mandy and I had a little disagreement. 430 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,540 I'm giving her some space to cool off. 431 00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,830 That seems wise. You can be quite annoying. 432 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,820 I thought you were staying at your dorm. 433 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,170 I was. My roommate violated my Tandy. 434 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,590 Who's Tandy? 435 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,550 Oh. That's sick. 436 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,130 That's what I said. 437 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,280 Mind if I crash here tonight? 438 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,500 I do. 439 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:07,410 Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight. 440 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:08,486 Fine. 441 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,420 Let me ask you a question. 442 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,440 Can you un-baptize somebody? 443 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,330 Well, since it's a magical ceremony 444 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,260 that doesn't mean anything, then, sure, why not? 445 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,110 In the name of science and reason, I un-baptize you. 446 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,740 No, not me. Put it back. 447 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,430 Oh. Okay. 448 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,110 Control-Z. You're baptized. 449 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,570 Thanks. 450 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:28,240 And it's not for me. It's for my daughter. 451 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,140 Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink, 452 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:32,290 and Mandy's mom did it in a Catholic church. 453 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:34,150 Sure. Baptists versus Catholics. 454 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,580 Much blood was shed over that in the 1500s. 455 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,130 They did it without telling us. 456 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,230 - Rude. - Anyway, Mandy's on a warpath, 457 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,970 and all they were trying to do is help. 458 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,890 Well, you're lucky it was just a baby and not a computer. 459 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,680 It don't look broken. 460 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,520 - "Doesn't." And it isn't. - "Ain't." 461 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,020 Point is, my roommate went behind my back. 462 00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,560 Did he at least mean well? 463 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,520 Absolutely. He's a nice fella. 464 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,900 Then what's your problem? 465 00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,480 I'll show you. 466 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,230 (CLICKS MOUSE) 467 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:04,250 COMPUTER VOICE: Check. Checkmate. 468 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,530 Computer wins. 469 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,340 And it's set to novice level. 470 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,760 I don't understand a damn thing I'm looking at. 471 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,540 I'm not a lawyer, but you could make the argument 472 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,670 that my child was kidnapped, twice. 473 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,580 And you'd think Georgie would be on my side, 474 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,050 but he wasn't even upset. 475 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,470 Well, you know, sometimes men can be... idiots. 476 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,070 Lovable idiots. 477 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,560 Look, they crossed the line, and there is no defending that. 478 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,693 - Thank you. - You know, 479 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,999 sometimes grandparents just think 480 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,310 they can do whatever they want. 481 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,540 - And they can't. - That's right. 482 00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:39,410 Great-grandparents, on the other hand, 483 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,440 well, they get a free pass. 484 00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:43,400 'Cause they got one foot in the grave. 485 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,820 Take a break. 486 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,350 So, what am I gonna do? 487 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,330 I mean, I live with Mary, and... 488 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,680 I'm stuck with my mother. 489 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,870 Well, there have to be consequences. 490 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,999 Maybe you could start 491 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,620 by cutting off access to CeeCee for a little while. 492 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,420 Yeah, but then I have no babysitters. 493 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,040 Well, let's keep thinking. 494 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,670 Unless you two are volunteering. 495 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,840 Keep thinking. 496 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,380 (KNOCKING) 497 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,840 - Morning. - Morning. 498 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,640 What do you want? 499 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,680 I brought you some flowers. 500 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,980 You didn't have to do that. 501 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,560 I had to do something to apologize. 502 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:20,980 For? 503 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,690 For... not being on your side? 504 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,030 Attaboy. 505 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,160 Thank you. 506 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,570 Y'all got anything going on today? 507 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,050 Not much. 508 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,950 Well, I had a nap on the docket. 509 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,090 How do you feel about coming down to City Hall 510 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,330 to witness me and Georgie getting married? 511 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,790 - We're getting married? - Shh. 512 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,420 What about your parents? 513 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,599 Well, you're the one that said there had to be consequences. 514 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,010 So we're really not gonna invite our folks? 515 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,420 Is that okay? 516 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,300 Mm, I guess the only person I need there is you. 517 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,750 Oh. A spite wedding. 518 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,010 I had one of those. 519 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,100 Shut up. Let me get my purse. 520 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,993 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --