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Good morning.
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Since when do you drink coffee?
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Since I didn't get any sleep last night.
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Aw, honey. Bad dreams?
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I wish. I had to hear
people doing it all night.
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Oh.
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You heard that?
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Yes, and it was disgusting.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that your father and
I were apart all summer...
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Oh, my God. I was talking
about Mandy and Georgie.
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Oh. Right.
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Ew! You were doing it, too?
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Well, it's... different.
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Your father and I are married,
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so when we're... amorous...
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I don't want to hear about this.
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What's for breakfast? I am hungry.
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Nope.
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- What's her problem?
- Thin walls.
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She heard Mandy and Georgie...
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- You know.
- Oh.
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At least she didn't hear us.
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You need to talk to your son.
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About what?
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
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with him and Mandy being intimate.
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They have a baby, Mare.
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You're a little late to the party.
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But, now, they are
living under our roof,
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and they are still not married.
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This again?
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I am serious.
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We have teenagers living in the house.
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What kind of example are they setting?
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Same example you were
setting last night.
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- We are married.
- And they're engaged.
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Well, what are they waiting for?
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Why are you asking me?
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We have to say something.
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Or we mind our business.
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It is a sin, George.
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And like a good Christian,
I choose to forgive them.
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Cheers.
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Hey.
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You two decent?
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Yeah, come on in.
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Oh, hi, sweet girl.
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She keeping y'all up?
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Oh, no, she's a good sleeper.
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She gets that from me.
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So, uh, what's going on?
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Well, I want to talk to
you about your wedding.
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Uh, what about it?
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When's it happening?
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Oh.
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Well, honestly, since
the tornado and moving,
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we haven't really given it much thought.
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Of course, that makes sense.
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So, let's think about it now.
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What's the rush?
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Well, you're living together,
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sleeping together, doing...
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other things together.
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Told you we were being too loud.
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I'm ticklish, I can't help it.
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Okay. I just think, if you're
gonna be doing that,
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you should be married.
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I thought when you got
married you stop doing that.
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No, in fact... Don't change the subject.
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I'll get the monitor and the
computer, you get the printer.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Don't forget the modem.
- Mm.
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I thought you were in school.
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Oh, I was.
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Evan and I just came
here to get my computer.
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I'm guessing this is Evan.
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- Yes.
- Isn't he great?
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Uh, Shelly, we're kind of
in the middle of something.
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Oh, still? I was hoping we were done.
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No, not done.
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Just pretend we're not here,
as I'm doing with you.
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I mean, she does have a point.
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What are we waiting for?
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I guess nothing.
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Okay, then.
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- Let's plan a wedding.
- Wait, a wedding?
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Does that mean I have
to be the best man?
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No, Sheldon.
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Okay. But I am the best,
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and I am a man, just listen to my voice.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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- Can I come?
- Sure.
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- No.
- No.
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Aw.
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- Hi.
- This is a nice surprise.
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- Mom around?
- Why?
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I'm not looking for a fight.
I just have a wedding update.
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Mm, sounds like fighting words to me.
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- Dad.
- Audrey!
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Mandy's here. She says she's
not looking for a fight.
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- Hello, Amanda.
- Hi, Mom.
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Just get chilly in here or what?
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- Mm.
- Just wanted you both to know
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that, uh, Georgie and I
are gonna be going down
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to City Hall next Friday, and
I was hoping you'd be there.
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City Hall?
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Is that really what you want?
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Well, it's not our first choice,
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but, you know, after the tornado,
it's kind of all we can afford.
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'Course we'll be there.
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If you want a bigger wedding,
we'll pay for it.
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What? I-I thought you
were too embarrassed
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for us to have a big wedding.
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Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh...
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I don't want to argue.
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I just want to be part of
my granddaughter's life,
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part of your life.
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And Georgie's?
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Mm-hmm.
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And if a big wedding is what's
gonna make you happy,
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then I want to do that for you.
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- Okay, what's the catch?
- No catch.
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And if you want to get
married at City Hall,
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that's fine, too.
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Dad, Mom's being weird.
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I'm not here.
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I just...
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I just want to make
things right between us.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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So what happens now?
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I'm not used to ending a conversation
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where one of us doesn't storm out.
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How about a hug?
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Okay.
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Oh, that is weird.
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Yeah, it was real nice of you
two to pay for the wedding.
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Well, you know, parents of the bride,
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- tradition.
- Yeah.
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If you need us to help out
at all, we can kick in.
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- No, we got it.
- Good, 'cause we can't.
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It's okay. I get to walk my
daughter down the aisle.
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- Can't put a price on that.
- Mm. Yeah.
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I was real happy to hear Mandy
and her mom are getting along.
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Oh, me, too.
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You know, I wouldn't say
this to either of 'em,
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but they're both a little, uh...
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Willful?
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Sure, let's go with willful.
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I'm so glad they're
having a real wedding.
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- Mm.
- I got married at City Hall,
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and I've always kind of regretted it.
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We went all out.
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I had a gown made special in Dallas
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with shoes to match,
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and a white cowboy hat
with a rhinestone brim.
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Oh. You must've been so beautiful.
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Did Jim wear a tux?
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Probably. I don't really remember.
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Do you think Mandy'll let us
help her pick out a dress?
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- I hope so.
- Mm.
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When she was a TV weather girl,
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you wouldn't believe
the outfits she wore.
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Oh, I'm sure she looked cute.
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Maybe if she was doing the
weather on the street corner.
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Oh, my.
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Well, I'm sure she'll dress
modestly for church.
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They are having a church wedding, right?
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Oh, they are definitely
having a church wedding.
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That is one thing I am not budging on.
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Good, you and I are both
on the same page there.
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In fact, I already talked
to Father Donovan.
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Oh.
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Uh, is that your father?
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No. He's our priest.
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Oh.
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So, you think they're getting
married in a Catholic church?
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Well, of course, we're Catholic.
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Oh.
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Well, Mandy said that you don't
go to church that often, so...
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how Catholic could you be?
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That's a funny question
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coming from a woman who
left her own church.
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I went back.
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And... my granddaughter is
not gonna be raised Catholic.
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She's gonna worship Jesus, not the Pope.
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We don't worship the Pope.
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Well y'all sure bought
him a pretty fancy car.
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You want another beer?
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Hang on.
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Yes.
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You people don't even dance.
What kind of a wedding is that?
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It is about the union of two souls,
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- not doing the hokeypokey.
- Well, George,
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- it was nice while it lasted.
- Hell of a lot more fun...
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- Yeah, you take care of yourself.
- ... than a reception
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- with no alcohol.
- All right.
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That's all you people
care about, drinking.
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Jesus drank wine!
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Well, he probably had to to
put up with people like you!
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She just thinks she can take
over the whole wedding.
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Well, they are paying for it.
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So they can just buy CeeCee's soul?
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No, no, no, you're right.
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How can you be eating right now?
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I was up at 4:00 a.m.
spritzing this thing.
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Come on, try some.
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I'm not hungry.
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You sound hungry.
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Fine.
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Okay, it's delicious,
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but it doesn't change anything.
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Ooh, smells good.
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Hey, where are my folks?
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Oh, what'd she do?
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I-I don't want to put you in the middle.
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Great. I'm gonna make a plate
before Dad finishes it all.
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What? I... There's 14 pounds.
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We're saying the same thing, big boy.
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It's just...
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Your mother's trying to get
you to do things her way,
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and I... want you to have
the wedding that you want.
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Which would be the
wedding that you want.
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Or do we want the same thing?
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Spit it out, Mary.
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Your mother is insisting
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that you get married
in the Catholic church.
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And you want us to get married
in the Baptist church.
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It's an option, but anywhere is fine.
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Is it?
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Yeah, but you can't drink and dance
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- at a Baptist wedding.
- Was I talking to you?
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Dumbass.
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It's just a little water on her
head, it's not a big deal.
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Sure.
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Um...
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It's your wedding, it's your child,
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if you are okay, I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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Then I'm also okay.
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Hi, Pastor Jeff.
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Can you come over right now?
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I need you to save someone's soul.
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Whose soul needs saving?
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Is it Sheldon?
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- I've been waiting for this.
- No. We're still praying for him.
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Come in, we don't have much time.
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- What's going on?
- Mandy and Georgie are out,
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so I was hoping that
maybe we could sneak in
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an early baptism for CeeCee.
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You know we don't do infant baptism.
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Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid
that if we don't do it now,
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CeeCee's gonna end up... Catholic.
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They do love to get 'em early.
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Yes. Come on.
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Do you trust in Jesus Christ
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as your personal Lord and Savior?
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Close enough.
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It's on your profession of
faith that I baptize you
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in the name of the Father,
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00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:44,300
- Son and the Holy...
- Hey.
264
00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:47,590
Hey, sweetie. How was school?
265
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,360
What's going on here?
266
00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,930
- Just washing CeeCee's hair.
- Mm.
267
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,810
With Pastor Jeff?
268
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,880
It takes a village.
269
00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,560
Whatever.
270
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,840
- Go, go, go, go.
- ... and the Holy Spirit.
271
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,490
Amen.
272
00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,540
In your face, Catholics.
273
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,940
You know, I was thinking,
for your something old,
274
00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,440
you could wear my veil.
275
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,470
You know, Georgie's 11
years younger than me.
276
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,100
I-I think I am the something old.
277
00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,320
Don't worry.
278
00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:24,370
When he loses all his hair, he's
gonna look way older than you.
279
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,435
Aw.
280
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,760
Thanks.
281
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,150
Hey, would you be upset
if we didn't get married
282
00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,390
by Father Donovan?
283
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,750
Did that woman convince
you to get married Baptist?
284
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,430
She says it's not a cult,
but I'm not so sure.
285
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,600
No, no. We're just... We're
thinking maybe no church.
286
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:44,520
It's just causing fights, and
Georgie and I don't really care.
287
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,510
What about CeeCee? Aren't
you gonna get her baptized?
288
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,610
I don't know. Maybe when she's older.
289
00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:51,520
If that's what she wants.
290
00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:54,930
It's your wedding.
291
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,500
Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.
292
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,660
Thanks, Mom. That means a lot.
293
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,310
Look at that sweater.
294
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,210
That would look so good on you.
295
00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,810
Actually, that is cute.
296
00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:07,260
- You should go try it on.
- You think so?
297
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,040
Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee.
298
00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,880
We'll go do a lap around the park.
299
00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,450
Really?
300
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,920
Here. Take my credit card.
301
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,027
It's on me.
302
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,040
Thanks.
303
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,380
I baptize you in the name of the Father
304
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,170
and the Son
305
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,310
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
306
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,010
Amen.
307
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,920
Here's a little something for you.
308
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,190
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
309
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,960
- This is delicious.
- Mm.
310
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,602
You should've tried it two days ago.
311
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,550
I wanted to. But, instead, we left.
312
00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,560
- That's all in the past.
- Right.
313
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:03,491
It was silly of us to put
our stuff onto the kids.
314
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,170
It's their wedding.
315
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,370
Weddings make everyone crazy.
316
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,840
They're also a celebration of love.
317
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,580
Sure.
318
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,500
Well, whatever they decide with CeeCee,
319
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:17,120
- that is up to them.
- And the Lord.
320
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,940
- Amen.
- Amen, indeed.
321
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,730
Shelly, everything okay?
322
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,810
No, it is not.
323
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:33,030
Both my computer and my
trust have been betrayed.
324
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,960
Okay. Well, we-we're with company now.
325
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,200
You can fill us in later.
326
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,069
I won't ruin your dinner
with the suspense.
327
00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:40,930
Evan upgraded my computer.
328
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,160
Oh.
329
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,440
That sounds nice.
330
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,910
He didn't even ask me.
331
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,540
- Is it better?
- It's different.
332
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,649
What kind of person takes something
that doesn't belong to them
333
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,070
and changes it behind their back?
334
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,730
Well, m-maybe he thought
335
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:59,030
he was doing the best
thing for your computer.
336
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,410
It's my computer. It should
have been my decision.
337
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,280
I don't even have a
room to storm off to!
338
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,460
He gonna be okay?
339
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,900
Oh. Tonight, sure.
340
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,080
Big picture?
341
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,880
I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize.
342
00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,580
I turned out fine.
343
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,120
Hey. You need a hand?
344
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:28,110
Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
345
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,663
Sounds like things went
better with my parents.
346
00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:33,420
Yes. All good.
347
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,080
We were both being stubborn before.
348
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,400
Yeah, I know this is hard, but...
349
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,410
thank you for letting us make
our own decisions for our kid.
350
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,330
Mm-hmm.
351
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,810
You okay?
352
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,460
Yeah, yeah. Mm.
353
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:50,580
But, um... there's something
you should know.
354
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,250
CeeCee...
355
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:56,080
accidentally got splashed here
in the sink this morning.
356
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,720
So what?
357
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:01,120
Uh, Pastor Jeff did the splashing
358
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,560
while he was baptizing her.
359
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,630
That's all.
360
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,160
Can you believe it?
361
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,600
I'm not surprised she would
do something like this.
362
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:12,950
But don't worry...
363
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,440
I was one move ahead.
364
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,990
What does that mean?
365
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,070
It means my granddaughter's
soul is safe.
366
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:20,780
What did you do?
367
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,830
Is that the sweater I bought you?
368
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,240
Oh, it looks so cute.
369
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,508
What did you do?!
370
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,011
I baptized her. Grow up.
371
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,100
Hey! Thought I heard you... Okay.
372
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:38,010
And they both went behind our backs.
373
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,510
I mean... can you believe that?
374
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,485
Well, my mom's pretty religious,
so that makes sense.
375
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,810
And you're just... okay with this?
376
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,240
Is it that big a deal?
377
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,990
They sprinkled some water
on CeeCee's head
378
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,399
and asked God to look out for her.
379
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,400
- Where's the harm?
- Do I have to explain it to you?
380
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,497
No.
381
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,150
But could you?
382
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,920
They're making decisions about
our child without talking to us.
383
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,830
That's totally unacceptable.
384
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,910
I'm right there with you. Not cool.
385
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,290
Okay, so what are we gonna do about it?
386
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,240
Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em
387
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,650
and make it real clear
there'll be no more baptizing.
388
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,710
We are done with that.
389
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,670
I forget sometimes what a child you are.
390
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,100
You know, when you say
hurtful stuff like that,
391
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,760
you sound a little like your mother.
392
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,390
Say that again.
393
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,970
Kind of wish I never
said it the first time.
394
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,100
Mm-hmm.
395
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,020
Why do I even talk?
396
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,750
Evan upgraded my computer,
397
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,130
which made it smarter.
398
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,730
There was one problem...
399
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,480
the darn thing was smarter than me.
400
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,499
Check.
401
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,450
What are you doing here?
402
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,650
What are you doing here?
403
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,670
Mandy and I had a little disagreement.
404
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,540
I'm giving her some space to cool off.
405
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,830
That seems wise.
You can be quite annoying.
406
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,820
I thought you were staying at your dorm.
407
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,170
I was. My roommate violated my Tandy.
408
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,590
Who's Tandy?
409
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,550
Oh. That's sick.
410
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,130
That's what I said.
411
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,280
Mind if I crash here tonight?
412
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,500
I do.
413
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:07,410
Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight.
414
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:08,486
Fine.
415
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,420
Let me ask you a question.
416
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,440
Can you un-baptize somebody?
417
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,330
Well, since it's a magical ceremony
418
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,260
that doesn't mean anything,
then, sure, why not?
419
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,110
In the name of science and
reason, I un-baptize you.
420
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,740
No, not me. Put it back.
421
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,430
Oh. Okay.
422
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,110
Control-Z. You're baptized.
423
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,570
Thanks.
424
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:28,240
And it's not for me.
It's for my daughter.
425
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,140
Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink,
426
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:32,290
and Mandy's mom did it
in a Catholic church.
427
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:34,150
Sure. Baptists versus Catholics.
428
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,580
Much blood was shed
over that in the 1500s.
429
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,130
They did it without telling us.
430
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,230
- Rude.
- Anyway, Mandy's on a warpath,
431
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,970
and all they were trying to do is help.
432
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,890
Well, you're lucky it was just
a baby and not a computer.
433
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,680
It don't look broken.
434
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,520
- "Doesn't." And it isn't.
- "Ain't."
435
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,020
Point is, my roommate
went behind my back.
436
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,560
Did he at least mean well?
437
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,520
Absolutely. He's a nice fella.
438
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,900
Then what's your problem?
439
00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,480
I'll show you.
440
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:04,250
Check. Checkmate.
441
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,530
Computer wins.
442
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,340
And it's set to novice level.
443
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,760
I don't understand a damn
thing I'm looking at.
444
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,540
I'm not a lawyer, but you
could make the argument
445
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,670
that my child was kidnapped, twice.
446
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,580
And you'd think Georgie
would be on my side,
447
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,050
but he wasn't even upset.
448
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,470
Well, you know, sometimes
men can be... idiots.
449
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,070
Lovable idiots.
450
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,560
Look, they crossed the line,
and there is no defending that.
451
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,693
- Thank you.
- You know,
452
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,999
sometimes grandparents just think
453
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,310
they can do whatever they want.
454
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,540
- And they can't.
- That's right.
455
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:39,410
Great-grandparents, on the other hand,
456
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,440
well, they get a free pass.
457
00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:43,400
'Cause they got one foot in the grave.
458
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,820
Take a break.
459
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,350
So, what am I gonna do?
460
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,330
I mean, I live with Mary, and...
461
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,680
I'm stuck with my mother.
462
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,870
Well, there have to be consequences.
463
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,999
Maybe you could start
464
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,620
by cutting off access to
CeeCee for a little while.
465
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,420
Yeah, but then I have no babysitters.
466
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,040
Well, let's keep thinking.
467
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,670
Unless you two are volunteering.
468
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,840
Keep thinking.
469
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,840
- Morning.
- Morning.
470
00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,640
What do you want?
471
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,680
I brought you some flowers.
472
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,980
You didn't have to do that.
473
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,560
I had to do something to apologize.
474
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:20,980
For?
475
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,690
For... not being on your side?
476
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,030
Attaboy.
477
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,160
Thank you.
478
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,570
Y'all got anything going on today?
479
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,050
Not much.
480
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,950
Well, I had a nap on the docket.
481
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,090
How do you feel about
coming down to City Hall
482
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,330
to witness me and
Georgie getting married?
483
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,790
- We're getting married?
- Shh.
484
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,420
What about your parents?
485
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,599
Well, you're the one that said
there had to be consequences.
486
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,010
So we're really not
gonna invite our folks?
487
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,420
Is that okay?
488
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,300
Mm, I guess the only person
I need there is you.
489
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,750
Oh. A spite wedding.
490
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,010
I had one of those.
491
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,100
Shut up. Let me get my purse.
492
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,993
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