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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Hi, Pastor Jeff, can you
come over right now?
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I need you to save someone's soul.
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Amen.
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In your face, Catholics.
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I baptize you in the name of the Father
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and the Son
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and the Holy Spirit, amen.
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- Amen.
- You know, I'm not a lawyer,
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but you could make the argument
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that my child was kidnapped twice.
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Well, there have to be consequences.
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How do you feel about
coming down to City Hall
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to witness me and Georgie get married?
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What about your parents?
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We're really not gonna invite our folks?
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A spite wedding. I had one of those.
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Let me get my purse.
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Hey, little girl.
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In a few minutes, you're
gonna be legitimate.
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You saying she's illegitimate?
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Not me, just, you know, everybody.
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If you want to smack him,
I'll hold the baby.
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Nah, it's okay.
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- Well, just in case.
- Wait!
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- Wait!
- What are they doing here?
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I told them, and you can't smack me
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'cause I'm holding the baby.
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- Did we miss it?
- No, we're still waiting.
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I told you we didn't need to run.
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I know you're mad at me, and I am sorry,
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but can we please be a
part of this wedding?
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Yes, please. I only have one brother.
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- What about Sheldon?
- Yeah.
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Fine.
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- Oh.
- Cooper-McAllister?
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- Right here.
- You're up.
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Wait!
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Wait.
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Wasn't me.
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It was me. I called your dad.
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Oh, that's a long hallway.
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- And those steps in front?
- Brutal.
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Please, let us be part of this.
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What do you think?
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Oh, I think we're thinking
the same thing.
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You can stay.
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- Come on.
- Are you gonna be okay?
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Yeah, yeah. Maybe.
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Aww.
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What's wrong?
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No, it's just, I wanted to
walk you down the aisle,
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but there's no aisle.
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Um, hang on.
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Come on.
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- Thank you.
- Take care of my little girl.
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- Yes, sir.
- All right.
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All right. Let's get started.
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Could you show a little
respect and stand up?
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One of those.
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George Marshall Cooper Jr.,
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do you take Amanda Elizabeth McAllister
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to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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I do.
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Amanda Elizabeth McAllister,
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do you take George Marshall Cooper Jr.
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to be your lawfully wedded husband?
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I do.
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By the power vested in me
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by the great state of Texas,
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I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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You can sit down now.
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I can't believe they
gave us the train car.
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Well, my dad slipped the
conductor five bucks.
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- Classy.
- So, what are you thinking?
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Couple buckets of
spaghetti for the table?
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Sure. Y-Yeah... and we're
gonna split the tab.
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It's all right, I got it.
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Uh, Jim, come on.
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We didn't pay for a wedding,
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we can spring for some spaghetti.
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- I-In a bucket.
- We know.
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I-I'm happy to chip in.
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No, no. No, this is between me and him.
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- And we're splitting it.
- Dad, we're poor. Let him pay.
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We are not poor.
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Wouldn't matter either way.
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But we're not.
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I would like to propose a toast...
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... to Mandy and Georgie.
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Your relationship started
out with lies and deceit,
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which usually happens
later on in marriage.
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Where is this going?
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But you two got it out of
the way right up front.
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So I think the odds are in your favor...
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... for having a lifetime
of love and happiness.
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To Mandy and Georgie...
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... and CeeCee.
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Way to bring it home, baby.
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I can do heartfelt.
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- Hello.
- Oh, good, you're here.
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Oh, thank you for bringing
him, Dr. Linkletter.
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Well, you hungry? Have a seat.
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Well, I do have a half can of
tuna waiting for me at home,
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but what the hay?
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So, you and my brother got
married and no one invited me?
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Sorry, it was kind of
a last-minute thing.
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No, I was thanking you.
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I hope that, someday, my sister
won't invite me to her wedding.
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- I won't.
- Thank you.
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Here we are.
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Grab a shovel and dig in.
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There you go.
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I spent the summer in Italy once.
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Bringing back memories?
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No.
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Amanda, Georgie,
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since your father and I didn't get
to give you a proper wedding,
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we'd like to pay for a honeymoon.
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Wow, really?
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Should we offer to split... ?
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Mr. McAllister, really appreciate it,
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but that's not necessary.
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First of all, no more of this
"Mr. McAllister" stuff, okay?
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- It's Jim.
- Thank you, Jim.
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Uh, very kind, Jim.
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This feels weird, Jim.
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So, where are we going?
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What would you say
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to an all-expenses-paid
weekend at Dollywood?
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- Shut up.
- Oh, my God.
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- Thank you.
- That's amazing.
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Oh, I'm definitely getting married.
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And I won't be going.
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Oh, and I can watch the baby.
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Or me, the one who just
paid for your honeymoon.
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You two are on probation.
I don't want to come home
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and find out there was an exorcism.
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- Connie, will you do it?
- I would love to.
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Wait a minute, it's my house.
Don't I have a say?
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No.
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I don't have a say.
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I got to go open up the gambling room.
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Can you watch her for about an hour?
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I just had coffee and
a bowl of Raisin Bran.
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Next hour is spoken for.
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You could've just said no.
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I'm trying to keep the romance alive.
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Hey, why don't we look
around for wedding rings
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- in Tennessee?
- Hmm.
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Maybe they sell them at Dollywood.
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If it's all the same, I'd rather
not get my wedding ring
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at the same place they sell corn dogs.
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Oh, corn dogs.
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We're definitely getting corn dogs.
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You know, through all the rush,
we didn't really talk about it,
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but are you gonna take my name?
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Is it important to you?
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I don't know, I'd kind of like
people to know we're a family.
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You know, the Coopers,
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Georgie and Mandy Cooper.
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I'd go to a barbecue at their house.
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Well, why don't you take my name?
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I'm trying to have a
serious conversation,
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and you're making jokes.
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Why is it a joke?
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Maybe that'd fly in New York City,
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but in Texas, I'd get my ass kicked.
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Maybe we should move to New York City.
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Okay, there's just some things
you don't joke about.
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And the thing you need to
know about slot machines
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is that they provide the
house with a 17% edge.
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And that...
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is a whole lot of edge for
Meemaw and your daddy.
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Huh?
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Ooh, that ain't good.
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- Excuse me.
- I don't work here!
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Connie Tucker? Please stop running.
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Peekaboo. Oh, yeah, that's funny.
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Peekaboo.
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Hey.
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Took you long enough.
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Yeah, I'm old. I had to
go to the bathroom.
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Why are you handcuffed?
Why is she handcuffed?
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- She's a flight risk.
- What is she talking about?
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I was just taking the baby for a walk,
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and Cagney and Lacey here
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decided that I was evading arrest.
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Oh, Connie. H-How much is bail?
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Won't know till Monday.
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- What?
- Judge left town for the weekend.
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Well, get him back.
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Can't. Gone fishing.
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Beautiful day for it. Where'd he go?
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- Dale.
- Right.
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You mean I got to sit here till Monday?
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Well, you'll be back in a cell.
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Where all the bad people go.
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Oh, my God.
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Dale, take the baby home.
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Me? Why don't you call Mary?
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The last thing I want is for
her to know about this.
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I'll watch the baby if you like.
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There you go, problem solved.
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No. Take the baby.
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Yeah.
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Well, is there anything I can bring you?
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Yeah, a cake with a file in it.
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Good one.
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Thank you, Officer.
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Can I give the flight
risk a kiss goodbye?
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That's up to her.
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- I'm good.
- She's good.
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Okay, CeeCee, here we go.
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Bye, baby.
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Next rest stop, let's call
and check on CeeCee.
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She's fine. She's with my meemaw.
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Yeah, you're right,
I'm worrying for nothing.
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All right, let's get you to your cell.
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So, that beautiful little girl
is your granddaughter?
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Great-granddaughter.
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I never locked up a
great-grandma before.
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Well, isn't this your lucky day?
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Sheldon, phone.
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187 IQ and I'm a receptionist.
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Cooper residence.
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Hello, Mr. Ballard.
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He's here. May I tell him
what this is concerning?
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I may not? Very well.
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Dad, it's Mr. Ballard.
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I'll pick it up in here.
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Which you could've done to begin with.
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Hey, Dale, what's up?
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You're kidding.
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- Till Monday?
- What's going on?
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Shh!
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Well, is there anything I can do?
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Yeah, I know a couple lawyers.
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- Who needs a lawyer?
- Meemaw's in jail.
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Hang up.
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What's she in jail for?
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I'm not sure. Some kind
of room got shut down.
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- Oh, the gambling room.
- What?
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Yeah, in the back of the laundromat.
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Isn't that illegal?
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Yeah, that's why she's in jail.
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She tried to run?
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Oh, that...
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Oh, that makes me so happy.
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♪ Met her on the mountain ♪
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♪ There I took her life ♪
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♪ Met her on the mountain ♪
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♪ Stabbed her with my knife. ♪
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Yeah, it's kind of a sad one.
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Yeah. You'll like this one.
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♪ Delia, oh, Delia ♪
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♪ Delia all my life ♪
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♪ If I hadn't shot poor Delia. ♪
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Here you go. This is for you.
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♪ Hey, yeah, baby ♪
263
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,000
♪ Shake it on down. ♪
264
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,900
That's the one.
265
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,480
That's the one.
266
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:42,860
We got company.
267
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,040
- Hey, Mare.
- George told me about the arrest.
268
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:49,910
Oh. Yeah. Boy, I know
how to pick 'em, huh?
269
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,220
Is she okay?
270
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,350
Oh, yeah, she's a tough old bird.
271
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,860
Well, let me take the
baby off your hands
272
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,950
till the kids come back.
273
00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,720
Well, but we're having such a good time.
274
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,760
- Dale.
- She likes me.
275
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:03,960
Dale.
276
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,810
Oh. Fine.
277
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,280
You get the baby, I'll grab her Binky.
278
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,300
You know, she really does like me.
279
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,680
So, here's a question.
280
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,110
What?
281
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,270
You think CeeCee's
gonna be an only child?
282
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,350
I don't know. For a while she is. Why?
283
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:25,310
Well, since we're man and wife now,
284
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:26,600
we got to make plans.
285
00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:29,290
I'm almost back in my old
jeans. This can wait.
286
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:32,310
Well, I'm just saying, I liked
having a brother and sister.
287
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,660
Don't you like having a brother?
288
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,090
Eh.
289
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,090
So, y'all didn't get along?
290
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,259
I picked on him. I made him cry a lot.
291
00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:41,450
That's what I did with Sheldon.
292
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,970
Don't you want CeeCee to have that?
293
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:46,260
Just so you know, my plans include
more than making babies
294
00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:47,610
so they can pick on each other.
295
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,340
- I want a career.
- I support that.
296
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,130
And maybe go back to school.
297
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,650
Curveball, but okay.
298
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,359
I don't have to go back to school, do I?
299
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,620
Oh, no, sweetheart.
300
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,130
Thank you.
301
00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,690
Hey there. Alice, isn't it?
302
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,070
- Audrey.
- Right.
303
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,460
What can I do for you, Audrey?
304
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,330
I came to visit my granddaughter.
305
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,740
- Not here.
- Where is she?
306
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,470
Well, as they say in Canada,
307
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,520
she's "oot and aboot."
308
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,650
So, if I'm to understand correctly,
309
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,050
our meemaw's been running
a criminal enterprise.
310
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,110
Cool, huh?
311
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,720
No, it is most certainly not cool.
312
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,650
On the one hand, people need
to pay for their crimes.
313
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,310
On the other, if Meemaw's in prison,
314
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,443
who's gonna smell like Bengay
and kiss me on the head?
315
00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:41,330
She's an old lady, they're not
gonna lock her up forever.
316
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,330
I sure hope not.
317
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,035
Are there any other family secrets
that I don't know about?
318
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:50,700
Um... actually, yes.
319
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,800
Tell me.
320
00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:54,620
- No, you couldn't handle it.
- Now I have to know.
321
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,330
Okay.
322
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,179
You ever wonder why Mom
made that prayer garden
323
00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,210
- in the back yard?
- To pray.
324
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,150
You're so naive.
325
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,080
There's a dead body under there.
326
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,350
Whose?
327
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,020
I've already said too much.
328
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,380
Hey, Audrey.
329
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:15,355
- Where's Mary?
- She's, uh... Mare!
330
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,860
Oh.
331
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,930
- Hi.
- Why do you have the baby?
332
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,600
Um...
333
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,530
It's kind of a long story.
334
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,850
Why do you have the baby?
335
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,570
My mother was arrested, she's in jail.
336
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:33,150
I can't get a straight answer
from anybody in this family.
337
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,490
A gambling room?
338
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,720
Yes.
339
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,390
And she'd been bribing the authorities?
340
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,150
I wouldn't use that word,
341
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,050
but there were...
342
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,470
donations made to the authorities.
343
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,880
And Georgie worked there?
344
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:54,570
Well, he also runs the laundromat.
345
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,770
Very legitimate.
346
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,070
For money laundering.
347
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,910
And regular laundering.
348
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,540
I can't believe this.
349
00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:04,010
What kind of a family has
my daughter married into?
350
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:07,520
To be clear, I did not
condone any of this.
351
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:10,350
Doesn't matter. This is
a criminal environment,
352
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,460
and I'm taking the baby.
353
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,790
Over my dead body.
354
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,680
CeeCee is my granddaughter, too,
355
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,360
and she is perfectly safe here.
356
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:22,740
Well, as long as she's here, I'm here.
357
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,830
Fine.
358
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,380
Are you hungry?
359
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,870
I have half a bucket of
spaghetti in the fridge.
360
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,880
I could eat.
361
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,710
All right, I'll go heat it up.
362
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,750
What? You think I'm gonna
take the baby and run?
363
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,890
Yes. Would you like some garlic bread?
364
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,620
That sounds nice.
365
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,440
You know, we should really
start looking for our own place.
366
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,830
You think?
367
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,830
I mean, the gambling room's doing great,
368
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,999
and since we put in the roulette wheel,
369
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,530
we're basically printing money.
370
00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,110
Sure would like to have my own bathroom.
371
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,440
Your own bathroom,
372
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,000
one of them walk-in shoe closets
373
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,360
like on Lifestyles of
the Rich and Famous.
374
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,460
And carpet everywhere,
even in the kitchen.
375
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,810
That's a terrible idea.
376
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,870
'Cause of spilling and crumbs, sure.
377
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,590
Point is, I want to spoil you,
378
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,890
so whatever you want.
379
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:22,030
Well, right now, I just want you.
380
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,390
Really? Now?
381
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,640
Yeah.
382
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:27,230
Hot damn.
383
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,450
Just so you know, I promised
my dad I'd use condoms.
384
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,560
Good.
385
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,160
Now what?
386
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,880
Hey.
387
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,410
Did you escape?
388
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,580
Nah, they just brought me over
to pick up my pills and pj's.
389
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,750
Oh, that's nice.
390
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,160
Are you drunk?
391
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,250
Uh, yeah, it sure feels like it.
392
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,183
And where's the baby?
393
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,102
Don't worry, she's not here.
394
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,470
- Where is she?
- Mary's got her.
395
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,770
So she knows about me?
396
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,230
Yeah.
397
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,500
My chariot awaits.
398
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:08,570
Oh.
399
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,970
Did you have dinner?
400
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:14,410
They ordered in some
pizza from Del Bonos.
401
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,700
That sounds good.
402
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,320
- I had cold spaghetti.
- All right.
403
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,360
Well, I'll see you Monday.
404
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,050
Well, they have visiting hours.
405
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,620
I can come tomorrow morning.
406
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,090
Not till 1:00.
407
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,570
Oh, I see. My game's on.
408
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,830
- So, how about 4:30 or 5:00?
- I'll see you Monday.
409
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,300
All right. See ya.
410
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,200
Well, why does she get pizza?
411
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,550
I want pizza.
412
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,430
- Thanks for coming by.
- Yeah, what's the situation?
413
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,570
Well, right now it's kind of a standoff.
414
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,693
They're eating spaghetti, and
Mary's holding the baby hostage.
415
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,010
All right. What's our play?
416
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,589
Well, I figured we'll be
dealing with each other
417
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:54,110
for the rest of our lives,
so we got to keep things civil.
418
00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:56,158
- I'm with you.
- Let me start by saying,
419
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,350
you are a pleasure.
420
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,460
Oh, back at you.
421
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:01,160
And your daughter is a keeper.
422
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,790
And your son is a fine young man.
423
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,300
Thank you.
424
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,000
So, you ready to do this?
425
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,200
I'm right behind you.
426
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:11,560
Hey, Mare, look who stopped by.
427
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,600
Mmm, it's good coffee.
428
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:21,710
Is that Folgers?
429
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,420
Maxwell House.
430
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,460
Ah, sure. Good to the last drop.
431
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,060
Uh, Audrey, am I crazy,
432
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,000
or didn't we used to
drink Maxwell House?
433
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,060
Yes.
434
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,880
Mm-hmm. Hmm.
435
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,072
Why'd we change?
436
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,580
It's a mystery.
437
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,950
Speaking of mysteries,
438
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,640
Mary, did you ever find that
earring you were looking for?
439
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,040
Family heirloom just gone.
440
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,210
Maybe her mother stole it.
441
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,720
I am not holding the baby anymore,
442
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,964
so you better watch it.
443
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,802
Audrey's uncle was a bank robber.
444
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:58,220
- Jim!
- He's in Leavenworth.
445
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,380
He's my uncle by marriage.
446
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,630
Look, a-all I'm saying is every
family's got secrets, right?
447
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,170
We sure got some
skeletons in the closet.
448
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,690
We do not.
449
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,360
Other than my mother.
450
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,200
And?
451
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,948
My cousin Janine is a
practicing witch, but that's it.
452
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,240
Worships Satan.
453
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,510
I got you beat.
454
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,100
My brother William...
455
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,880
He's a Democrat.
456
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,550
He voted for Mondale.
457
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,910
- Aw, I'm so sorry.
- Mm.
458
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,420
Actually, feels good to talk about it.
459
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,660
Are you sure there's a body down here?
460
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,760
Oh, yeah, keep digging.
461
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:49,810
I'd like to tell you I found
something that night,
462
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,550
but for once you all
might be ahead of me.
463
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,696
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