1 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:30,125 Grandma! 2 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:33,045 Sorry, Tylor honey. 3 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:34,807 Your alarm was going off. 4 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:36,253 Your scream scared 5 00:00:36,258 --> 00:00:38,684 - the teeth right outta me. - Ah. 6 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:40,954 My sweet grandbaby is so lucky to have... 7 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:43,232 ...his favorite grandma move in. 8 00:00:43,237 --> 00:00:44,862 Otherwise, he'd be late for work. 9 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:46,232 - Yes, he would. - Oh, no. 10 00:00:48,197 --> 00:00:50,257 You gotta pivot, baby, pivot. 11 00:00:51,537 --> 00:00:54,567 ♪ It is gonna be a funny day ♪ 12 00:01:00,617 --> 00:01:02,522 Hey! You laughing at me? 13 00:01:02,527 --> 00:01:04,072 You laughing at me? 14 00:01:04,077 --> 00:01:05,572 I gotta power this city with laughs. 15 00:01:05,577 --> 00:01:07,027 So, you better be laughing at me. 16 00:01:07,687 --> 00:01:09,632 One Tuskmon Breakfast Special. 17 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,842 Gooberry pancakes with extra goo. 18 00:01:11,847 --> 00:01:13,182 Ah. Thanks, Mom. 19 00:01:13,187 --> 00:01:16,302 Bernard, you got a whole hardware store downstairs, 20 00:01:16,307 --> 00:01:18,052 when are you gonna make yourself useful 21 00:01:18,057 --> 00:01:20,092 and adjust the door frames for Tylor? 22 00:01:20,097 --> 00:01:21,512 This house isn't big enough for him 23 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:23,382 and all his potential. 24 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:26,092 - Look at those mighty horn. - Mmm. 25 00:01:26,097 --> 00:01:27,572 He's the son I never had. 26 00:01:27,577 --> 00:01:29,337 Ma, I'm right here. 27 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:32,167 And three, two, one... 28 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,652 Good morning, Tuskmon family. 29 00:01:34,657 --> 00:01:35,802 Good morning, Val. 30 00:01:35,807 --> 00:01:38,922 - Hey, son, I got a new one for ya. - Ah, I'm good. 31 00:01:38,927 --> 00:01:41,422 Eh, what did the sea monster have for dinner? 32 00:01:41,427 --> 00:01:44,222 - Please, don't... - Fish and ships. 33 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:46,462 Nice one, Mr. T. 34 00:01:46,467 --> 00:01:48,692 We should use that one at work, Double T. 35 00:01:48,697 --> 00:01:50,012 Or maybe we shouldn't. 36 00:01:50,017 --> 00:01:52,682 - Come on. - I don't get this joke stuff. 37 00:01:52,687 --> 00:01:53,802 Back in my day, 38 00:01:53,807 --> 00:01:55,512 you just scared those little human kids. 39 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:56,592 What's wrong with that? 40 00:01:56,597 --> 00:01:58,322 I get it, Mrs. Grandma Tuskmon. 41 00:01:58,327 --> 00:01:59,612 Change can be scary. 42 00:01:59,617 --> 00:02:01,973 - Like how you moved out of the retirement home. - Kicked out. 43 00:02:01,977 --> 00:02:04,282 To move back here, but that worked out. 44 00:02:04,287 --> 00:02:05,552 No, it didn't. 45 00:02:05,557 --> 00:02:07,472 Every day I miss Creaking Acres. 46 00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:10,342 My water aerobics class was swimming with widowers. 47 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:12,752 - Mmm-hmm! - Talk about your dating pool. 48 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,262 Okay, well, Laugh Power 49 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,282 is ten times stronger than Scream Power. 50 00:02:16,287 --> 00:02:17,722 It's taking us all into the future. 51 00:02:17,727 --> 00:02:19,522 Yep, it's laughter we're after. 52 00:02:19,527 --> 00:02:21,237 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Show her your signature bit. 53 00:02:21,617 --> 00:02:23,802 Tada! Eh? 54 00:02:23,807 --> 00:02:25,722 - Eh? - Ooh! 55 00:02:25,727 --> 00:02:27,222 And I still don't get it. 56 00:02:28,692 --> 00:02:36,192 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 57 00:03:02,157 --> 00:03:04,152 Good Morning, Monstropolis. 58 00:03:04,157 --> 00:03:06,482 - Welcome to I Scream... - U Scream. 59 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,532 The news debate show 60 00:03:07,537 --> 00:03:09,112 where we take on the issues of the day. 61 00:03:09,117 --> 00:03:11,652 - Head to head. I'm Jack. - I'm Jill, 62 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:13,402 and I'm about to clean the floor with Jack 63 00:03:13,407 --> 00:03:15,112 who refuses to clean ours at home. 64 00:03:15,117 --> 00:03:16,323 If you want me to clean it, 65 00:03:16,327 --> 00:03:17,902 put it on the chore board, Jill! 66 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:20,822 Jack, it's been nine months since Monsters, Incorporated 67 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:24,362 disgraced CEO Henry J. Waternoose was arrested 68 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:27,982 for plotting to use a scream extractor on human children. 69 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:30,252 Well, Jill, we may be monsters, 70 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:32,207 but we're not monsters. 71 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,482 Since then, the power company has left screams behind, for laughs. 72 00:03:35,487 --> 00:03:38,422 Today's topic, Laugh Power, is it a joke? 73 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:39,862 - Nope. - I'm going to say yes. 74 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:42,152 And it's a bad one. So, I'm not laughing. 75 00:03:42,157 --> 00:03:44,082 Because there's not one funny bone 76 00:03:44,087 --> 00:03:46,127 in your side of our body. 77 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,782 Well, I may be literally stuck with Jack, 78 00:03:49,787 --> 00:03:52,072 but I'm more attached to Scare Power. 79 00:03:52,077 --> 00:03:54,132 - Thankfully, companies like Scare Masters... - Nah. 80 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:56,172 - ...Scream Industries and Fear Co... - Uh-uh. No. 81 00:03:56,177 --> 00:03:57,332 ...have the guts to uphold 82 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,212 - Monstropolis's proud tradition of scaring. - Nah. 83 00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:01,612 Forget tradition. 84 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,832 The science shows that laughter is more powerful. 85 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:06,422 Pretty soon, screams will be as useless 86 00:04:06,427 --> 00:04:07,692 as our therapy session. 87 00:04:07,697 --> 00:04:10,482 Because you're always talking about your feelings. 88 00:04:10,487 --> 00:04:13,402 That's the whole point of therapy! 89 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:14,817 I'm calling Doctor Fangberg. 90 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,067 Where's my stress ball? 91 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:17,573 - Well, much like you... - Where's my stress ball? 92 00:04:17,577 --> 00:04:19,312 ...Monsters, Inc.'s current CEOs, 93 00:04:19,317 --> 00:04:22,482 James P. Sullivan and Mike "Weirdzowski" 94 00:04:22,487 --> 00:04:24,682 have yet to convince me to change. 95 00:04:24,687 --> 00:04:27,732 What? Have you ever heard anything so insulting, Sulley? 96 00:04:27,737 --> 00:04:30,172 Hey, at least they're talking about Laugh Power. 97 00:04:30,177 --> 00:04:32,042 Mike Weirdzowski? 98 00:04:32,047 --> 00:04:33,297 I'm not weird. Am I weird? 99 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,222 Weird-ish. Yeah. 100 00:04:35,227 --> 00:04:36,863 I'm gonna call them demanding a correction, 101 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:38,312 an apology, a retraction, 102 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:40,672 a revocation, and an incantation. 103 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:41,933 Where's that new assistant of ours? 104 00:04:41,937 --> 00:04:42,982 Cameron! 105 00:04:42,987 --> 00:04:44,727 Get Jack and Jill on the phone. 106 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,192 I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind. 107 00:04:48,197 --> 00:04:50,282 Maybe even the whole thing. Yeah, the whole mind. 108 00:04:50,287 --> 00:04:51,463 Hello, Monsters News Network. 109 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:52,862 - Hello, hi, hi... - Please hold. 110 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:55,902 I'm on hold. Unbelievable. 111 00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:58,832 - The insults keep coming. - Calm down, Mike. 112 00:04:58,837 --> 00:05:00,862 You don't wanna burst a blood vessel in your eye. 113 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,622 The news and Monstropolis and everybody else 114 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:05,222 will come around on Laugh Power. 115 00:05:05,227 --> 00:05:06,532 It's the right thing to do. 116 00:05:06,537 --> 00:05:07,713 Hello, Monsters News Network. 117 00:05:07,717 --> 00:05:09,083 - Finally, this is Mike Wazo... - Please hold. 118 00:05:09,087 --> 00:05:10,172 I'm on hold again. 119 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,392 Hush. Besides, the company is doing well. 120 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:13,712 Jokesters are getting laughs. 121 00:05:13,717 --> 00:05:15,227 Everything is working. 122 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:20,212 All right, Jokesters. 123 00:05:20,217 --> 00:05:21,537 Doors at the ready. 124 00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:24,672 - Yeah. - Go, Tylor, go. 125 00:05:24,677 --> 00:05:26,982 - Fill that canister. - And we are a go. 126 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:38,792 Ta-da. 127 00:05:41,937 --> 00:05:43,417 Hey. 128 00:05:54,302 --> 00:05:55,502 Nailed it. 129 00:05:55,507 --> 00:05:56,987 Hey! 130 00:06:03,147 --> 00:06:04,852 Ow. Ow. Ow. 131 00:06:04,857 --> 00:06:06,792 Nice, Phlegm. 132 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:09,922 - Way to go, Lanky. - Yeah! 133 00:06:09,927 --> 00:06:11,582 Huh? 134 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:18,977 Oh, boy... 135 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:23,782 Hey, who ordered all these donuts? 136 00:06:25,687 --> 00:06:27,172 Oh. Hi, Tylor. 137 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:28,752 Uh. What's wrong, kid? 138 00:06:28,757 --> 00:06:30,722 You don't like the Oops, Too Many Donuts routine? 139 00:06:30,727 --> 00:06:33,772 Yeah, it's great, but you did that last week. 140 00:06:33,777 --> 00:06:35,832 Uh, oh, I did? Oh. Okay, well, uh... 141 00:06:35,837 --> 00:06:38,622 Well, uh, I've got something I've been workshopping if you wanna... 142 00:06:38,627 --> 00:06:40,212 Hi, 143 00:06:40,217 --> 00:06:42,932 I'm a widdle donut who came to life... 144 00:06:42,937 --> 00:06:46,372 Oh. The weird baby voice again... 145 00:06:46,377 --> 00:06:48,332 Yeah, you, you heard that one too, huh? 146 00:06:48,337 --> 00:06:50,023 Oh, okay. Okay, well, you know I'm not gonna 147 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,032 let this little hiccup get me down. 148 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,392 Yep! Everything is great. 149 00:06:53,397 --> 00:06:54,512 In fact, d... 150 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:56,562 This is actually a big day for me, you know? 151 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,122 I'm kinda being celebrated later 152 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,773 at my old college's homecoming game. 153 00:06:59,777 --> 00:07:01,002 So... Oh! Uh... 154 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:02,873 ...bed's a little rickety, you might wanna take a look at that. 155 00:07:02,877 --> 00:07:05,282 Yeah, you see, I was trained to be a Scarer, uh, 156 00:07:05,287 --> 00:07:07,312 I even got voted as last year's Scream King. 157 00:07:07,317 --> 00:07:09,413 - So, it's kind of a big deal. - It's kind of a big deal. 158 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:10,522 I know. 159 00:07:10,527 --> 00:07:12,952 You've told me a million times. 160 00:07:12,957 --> 00:07:14,432 You were the top Scarer 161 00:07:14,437 --> 00:07:16,522 and now you want to be the top Jokester. 162 00:07:16,527 --> 00:07:18,932 Just trying to stay positive, my man, you know? 163 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:20,392 Yeah. 164 00:07:20,397 --> 00:07:22,632 Listen, I'd love to help you out, 165 00:07:22,637 --> 00:07:24,102 but I'm six. 166 00:07:24,107 --> 00:07:28,872 And I have a big coloring book to finish tomorrow. So... 167 00:07:28,877 --> 00:07:31,222 Oh. Yes. Of course. No, yeah. I'll, uh... 168 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:33,492 I'll make sure to get a laugh out of you next time. 169 00:07:33,497 --> 00:07:34,593 Yeah, yeah... Yeah. 170 00:07:34,597 --> 00:07:35,882 Good talk. Yeah... 171 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,912 - Night night. - Good night, Tylor. 172 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:46,982 - So... how'd it go with Ben? - Who? 173 00:07:46,987 --> 00:07:49,982 Uh, the adorable little boy who loves playing music, 174 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:52,083 coloring inside the lines, and getting a full eight hours of sleep. 175 00:07:52,087 --> 00:07:53,222 You know, Ben. 176 00:07:53,227 --> 00:07:54,377 Oh, right. 177 00:07:54,382 --> 00:07:55,487 That's his name. Ben. 178 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:57,277 Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, uh, he's fine, 179 00:07:57,282 --> 00:07:58,617 although, uh, weirdly, 180 00:07:58,622 --> 00:08:00,657 no longer a fan of my donut bit. 181 00:08:00,662 --> 00:08:02,177 Whoo! 182 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,697 Little light on the laughs, eh, College Boy? 183 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:06,827 Good thing there's no longer a leaderboard, huh? 184 00:08:06,832 --> 00:08:08,062 Because you'd be all the way 185 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:09,697 on the bottom. Ha! 186 00:08:09,702 --> 00:08:11,527 Excuse me, Duncan, I'm gonna have to ask you 187 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,512 not to bother the Jokester while he's working. 188 00:08:13,782 --> 00:08:14,947 Don't listen to him. 189 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:17,777 Instead, be like me, and listen to the sticker. 190 00:08:17,782 --> 00:08:19,347 You're a star, Tylor! 191 00:08:19,352 --> 00:08:21,027 You shine so bright filling up canisters, 192 00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:22,357 I had to put sunglasses on. 193 00:08:22,362 --> 00:08:23,907 Hmm. 194 00:08:25,412 --> 00:08:26,412 Thanks, Val. 195 00:08:30,492 --> 00:08:32,027 That is what I'm talking about! 196 00:08:33,702 --> 00:08:35,527 Congratulations everyone, 197 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:38,007 today's GiggleWatt Goal has been achieved. 198 00:08:38,012 --> 00:08:39,057 If you're able, 199 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:41,507 feel free to head over to the big Monsters University 200 00:08:41,512 --> 00:08:42,737 homecoming game. 201 00:08:42,742 --> 00:08:44,197 Go MU! 202 00:08:44,202 --> 00:08:45,617 Mary! 203 00:08:45,622 --> 00:08:48,322 Go you, and go Monsters U! 204 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,777 I really wanted to take us over the edge today. 205 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,357 Hey, we all did our part. 206 00:08:53,362 --> 00:08:56,717 Right now, I gotta help escort the former king. 207 00:08:56,722 --> 00:08:58,197 Your Majesty. 208 00:08:58,202 --> 00:09:00,987 Okay, okay, stop! 209 00:09:00,992 --> 00:09:03,717 Oh! That's why they haven't fired him yet, 210 00:09:03,722 --> 00:09:05,407 he's royalty. 211 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,802 All hail the king! 212 00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:25,803 Yo, there he is! 213 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,143 - Big man Tylor! - Hey, hey! 214 00:09:27,147 --> 00:09:28,493 What's up, dude? 215 00:09:28,497 --> 00:09:30,293 - Yeah, Big T, in the fur! - Hey, hey! 216 00:09:30,297 --> 00:09:31,723 - Welcome back, Scream King! - Hello! 217 00:09:31,727 --> 00:09:33,213 - Hello. How are you? - It's Tylor! 218 00:09:33,217 --> 00:09:34,463 - Welcome back, Tylor! - Heyo! 219 00:09:35,597 --> 00:09:36,842 - Hey! Tylor! - Hello. Hi! 220 00:09:36,847 --> 00:09:38,173 - Hi! How are ya? - It's the Scream King! 221 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,503 - Nice to be back. - Here you go. 222 00:09:39,507 --> 00:09:40,702 Take one. 223 00:09:40,707 --> 00:09:41,942 What are you doing, anyway? 224 00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:45,002 Mr. Wazowski asked me to help out with recruiting new Jokesters. 225 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:46,552 No better place to start than here. 226 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,002 It's great to be back. 227 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:50,447 Feels like old times. 228 00:09:50,897 --> 00:09:53,347 I haven't been back since I dropped out. 229 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:55,842 Scaring School wasn't for everyone. 230 00:09:55,847 --> 00:09:57,107 I wasn't very good at it. 231 00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:59,212 But I do have fond memories 232 00:09:59,217 --> 00:10:00,882 of waving to you by this trashcan. 233 00:10:02,347 --> 00:10:03,857 And this beautiful bench! 234 00:10:04,747 --> 00:10:05,922 And this patch of grass 235 00:10:05,927 --> 00:10:07,093 where I thought you waved back, 236 00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:09,007 but apparently, it was to someone else. 237 00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:11,072 I wish I had waved back to you. 238 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,462 I'm sorry we weren't friends then, but, uh, 239 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,347 I'm really glad we are now. 240 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,452 Me too. 241 00:10:17,457 --> 00:10:20,172 Students, fans, and alumni... 242 00:10:20,177 --> 00:10:21,553 - Hut, set! - Grover Grover! 243 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:23,093 ... welcome to Monsters University. 244 00:10:23,097 --> 00:10:24,407 Hut! Hut! Hut! 245 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,482 - Grecko's open! - Got it! 246 00:10:27,487 --> 00:10:29,512 And he coughs up the ball. 247 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,772 Probably didn't taste that great, anyway. 248 00:10:33,572 --> 00:10:35,422 Ooh, and that's a loss 249 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,672 of 20 yards... 250 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,713 - ... and possibly a loss of Samuel. - Shake it off! 251 00:10:38,717 --> 00:10:41,132 Who doesn't love a good football game? 252 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:43,657 With all the foots and the balls? 253 00:10:43,662 --> 00:10:45,197 FearTech blitzes! 254 00:10:45,202 --> 00:10:46,843 - That's a lot of tentacles! - Yeah! I can't believe 255 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,313 - I'm on the field with you! - Williams scrambles! 256 00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:49,922 - MU! - He's still on his feet! 257 00:10:49,927 --> 00:10:52,552 - All three of 'em! - MU. 258 00:10:52,557 --> 00:10:55,262 Ugh. I don't like football, heights, or Tylor. 259 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:56,802 Shoo! Get away, bird! 260 00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,482 Everything about this is terrible! 261 00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:00,302 What are you talking about? 262 00:11:00,307 --> 00:11:02,132 This is wonderful! 263 00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:04,672 You can see the whole field from here. 264 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,053 Oh? 265 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,162 Oh, no. 266 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,502 - Hey, hey. - Oh, it's fine. 267 00:11:10,507 --> 00:11:12,132 I can make out shapes. 268 00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,842 Yeah, that's either a quarterback 269 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,367 or this gentleman's spleen. 270 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,502 - MU! MU! - Hut! Hut! Hut! 271 00:11:19,507 --> 00:11:21,052 Williams drops back, 272 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:22,462 and he's going long, 273 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:25,362 it's a Hail Scary! 274 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,403 - Oh. Uh, oh, no, no, no... - Whoa. Heads up. 275 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,122 You know, 276 00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:34,052 there is such a thing as being too close to the action. 277 00:11:34,057 --> 00:11:35,467 Uh, thank you! 278 00:11:35,847 --> 00:11:37,462 Johnny Worthington! 279 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,502 Can I, can I please have your autograph? 280 00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:42,052 - Oh. Happy to, little one. - Please, 281 00:11:42,057 --> 00:11:43,212 please, please, please... 282 00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:44,463 Oh, look, you have my rookie card. 283 00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:47,172 - That's a rare find. - You're my favorite Scarer! 284 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:49,053 - Hut! Hut! Hut! - Are you somebody? 285 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:51,152 Oh, well, uh, I was. 286 00:11:51,157 --> 00:11:52,942 I mean, I... I am but, uh... 287 00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:55,002 - That somebody is Tylor Tuskmon. - Uh... 288 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,792 He beat a bunch of my school scare records. 289 00:11:56,797 --> 00:11:57,942 He's the top of his class 290 00:11:57,947 --> 00:12:00,437 and he was last year's Scream King. 291 00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:02,802 Tuskmon, huh? 292 00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:04,322 Jury's still out. 293 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:07,263 And it's MU with the field goal attempt. 294 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,762 Samuel to hold. 295 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,422 The kick is up! 296 00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:14,132 And so is Samuel! 297 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,667 Huh? 298 00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:19,592 And he's just inside the upright for a score! 299 00:12:19,597 --> 00:12:21,782 Yelps. 300 00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:24,172 And that's the half, everyone! 301 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,262 But don't go anywhere, up next we're proudly honoring 302 00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:30,802 the former Scream Kings and Queens of Monsters U! 303 00:12:30,807 --> 00:12:32,842 Your Majesties, please grace us 304 00:12:32,847 --> 00:12:35,192 with your presence on the field now! 305 00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:36,682 Woohoo! That's you. 306 00:12:36,687 --> 00:12:37,687 That's you. 307 00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:40,512 Come on, kid, time to enjoy our moment in the sun. 308 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,812 Bye, kids! Bye, hon! Love you. 309 00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:45,382 Don't spend too long in the sun. You burn easy. 310 00:12:45,387 --> 00:12:47,442 Good luck, Daddy! 311 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:50,212 J.J. you're such a suck-up. 312 00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:52,497 Wowee! 313 00:12:52,987 --> 00:12:55,062 Oh, Tylor's coming up next. 314 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,942 Yay, Tylor! Go, Tylor! 315 00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:58,942 Tylor! We're up here. 316 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,312 Did he hear? Do you think he sees us? 317 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:03,152 I can't see anything. 318 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,397 Unless... 319 00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:09,362 Ah, negative, it's blurrier than the union's stance 320 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,562 on dating in the workplace. 321 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:11,787 We're still not tall enough. 322 00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:17,502 I'm busy. 323 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,202 Hey, hey, hey! 324 00:13:19,207 --> 00:13:20,467 Bird! 325 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:23,312 That was even sadder up close. 326 00:13:23,317 --> 00:13:24,902 Welcome back, Royals. 327 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,512 Ah, you're doing my heart good. 328 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:27,602 Now, let's line up. 329 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:31,402 - Professor Knight. Good to see you again. - Johnny! Tylor! 330 00:13:31,407 --> 00:13:34,372 Ah, I love seeing a couple of my favorite students 331 00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:35,692 standing next to each other. 332 00:13:35,697 --> 00:13:37,562 I almost couldn't tell you apart. 333 00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:40,522 - Probably the horns. - You know, 334 00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:42,563 - you could learn a thing or two from him. - Well, 335 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,662 I can't promise either one would be useful though! 336 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:45,813 Right? 337 00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:46,917 You're such a kidder. 338 00:13:46,922 --> 00:13:48,232 - He's a kidder, right? - Yeah. 339 00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:49,673 - Hello, Monsters. - Oh. 340 00:13:49,677 --> 00:13:53,562 And welcome to the annual homecoming game halftime show, 341 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,362 where we're honoring our former Scream Kings 342 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,852 - and Queens. - Go Tylor! 343 00:13:58,857 --> 00:14:00,392 Yay! Go, Daddy, go! 344 00:14:00,397 --> 00:14:01,762 - Yay! - Get 'em, kid! 345 00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:03,017 Whatever, eh. 346 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:06,142 What, uh, what exactly are we supposed to do? 347 00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:07,857 Just smile and wave. 348 00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:13,352 If we gotta work late, 349 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,572 at least we can listen to the game and support Tylor. 350 00:14:15,577 --> 00:14:18,262 Anything is better than this news station's hold music. 351 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,882 It's as bad as their coverage. 352 00:14:19,887 --> 00:14:22,982 Let's hear it for Jebediah Krakensen! 353 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,572 Hey! He owes me money. 354 00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:27,312 And Dorothy Basiliski. 355 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:29,612 - I thought she died. - Only on the inside. 356 00:14:31,157 --> 00:14:33,417 I am done. 357 00:14:35,157 --> 00:14:36,652 Thank you, Cameron. 358 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:39,692 And now CEO of Fear Co. 359 00:14:39,697 --> 00:14:42,022 Johnny Worthington. 360 00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:45,332 Ooh, look at the sheen on his fur. 361 00:14:45,337 --> 00:14:47,652 Maybe he's single. 362 00:14:47,657 --> 00:14:48,932 No, 363 00:14:48,937 --> 00:14:50,187 he's already married. 364 00:14:50,192 --> 00:14:52,112 - Mil! - Oh, come on. 365 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,032 I'm just kidding. 366 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,267 I checked. 367 00:14:55,837 --> 00:14:58,362 Top Scarer? Come on. Please. 368 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,482 He was easily beaten by yours truly 369 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:02,982 - at the Scare Games. - Which we cheated during, 370 00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:05,902 - and got expelled for. - Ah, Details, details. 371 00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:06,912 It doesn't matter anyway, 372 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,402 'cause we're gonna beat out Fear Co. 373 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,732 as the better, more efficient power company. 374 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:11,812 And when we do, Sulley, 375 00:15:11,817 --> 00:15:13,272 I'm gonna get in his face, 376 00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:15,072 and I'm gonna say, "You're a loser. 377 00:15:15,077 --> 00:15:16,363 - And no one likes..." - Loser? 378 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,232 - I'm appalled. - No. No. No. Not you, ma'am. 379 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,367 Sounds like that went well. 380 00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:22,507 It did not. 381 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,522 And last but not least, 382 00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:29,862 the most recent Scream King, who was top of his class 383 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:34,192 and still holds the record for the loudest roar. 384 00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:38,442 Please welcome Tylor Tuskmon. 385 00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:41,072 - Go, Tyler! Go. - Yay! 386 00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:42,962 Tylor works at Monsters, Inc. 387 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:45,122 where he is a top scarer. 388 00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:47,722 Oh, uh, I'm actually a Jokester now. So... 389 00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:48,982 A Jokester? 390 00:15:48,987 --> 00:15:50,542 What's a Jokester? 391 00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:51,872 Sorry, uh, is it... 392 00:15:51,877 --> 00:15:53,372 Can I... Sorry, everyone. 393 00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:54,982 Hi, uh, Tylor here. 394 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,687 Uh, I, I just... I'm not a Scarer. 395 00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:57,727 I'm a Jokester. 396 00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,952 Monsters, Inc, they switched to Laugh Power. 397 00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:01,182 You... Oh, okay... 398 00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:02,792 I... I make kids laugh now, 399 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,537 I'm a, a Jokester. So, yeah. 400 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,902 Oh, you're such a kidder. 401 00:16:09,907 --> 00:16:12,232 You know what, I got this great bit I do with, uh, 402 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,232 - donuts, actually. - Uh, I need the microphone. 403 00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:17,057 Does, uh, first... Does anybody have donuts? 404 00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:19,752 - No. - Okay, well, uh... 405 00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:21,122 Well, okay, uh, wait, just imagine 406 00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,812 that there's donuts on my horns. All right? 407 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,622 Sometimes I, I... I toss them on there 408 00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:25,712 like this. 409 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:27,502 Whoop! Whoop! 410 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,252 And then I go "Hey, 411 00:16:29,257 --> 00:16:31,542 who ordered all these donuts?" 412 00:16:31,547 --> 00:16:33,952 I don't know. Who? 413 00:16:33,957 --> 00:16:37,122 I hear Tylor's endearingly neurotic voice. 414 00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:39,162 Hey, guys, what's he doing? 415 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:42,332 Humiliating himself in front of thousands. 416 00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:45,617 It's a gift from above. 417 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,502 The donut hacky sack thing... 418 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,902 You know, 'cause you gotta... 419 00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:52,462 I think maybe it's like... 420 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,843 - ... the knee thing, or something or, uh... - I can't watch. 421 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,713 - They say there's no such thing as bad press... - ... you know... 422 00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:58,043 - ...but, uh, they may make an exception for this. - ... 'cause I'm a... I, uh... 423 00:16:58,047 --> 00:17:00,332 I, um, I feel like this isn't translating as well 424 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:02,117 without the donuts... Um, 425 00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:03,852 Oh, oh! 426 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,257 What did the sea monster have for dinner? 427 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,952 Fish and ships. 428 00:17:11,757 --> 00:17:13,693 Fish and... You heard? 429 00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:15,293 Fish and ships. With a, with a "sh". 430 00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:16,352 That's my joke. 431 00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,753 - Like the sailing vessel... - Oh, sweetie. 432 00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,163 - Like fish and chips... - But he didn't hit ships 433 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,663 - as hard as he could have. - ... would be... 434 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,332 - But this is ships because of the... - Thank you, Tylor Tuskmon. 435 00:17:23,337 --> 00:17:25,057 Don't give up your day job! 436 00:17:25,572 --> 00:17:27,162 Oh, wait, that is your day job. 437 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,082 Beautiful. 438 00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:31,287 What an utter disaster. 439 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,852 A jokester? 440 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:46,083 You gotta be kidding me. 441 00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:47,877 "Make Jokesters out of Scarers?" 442 00:17:48,257 --> 00:17:50,662 Yeah, right. 443 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:51,717 Pathetic. 444 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:10,057 Val, what am I doing? 445 00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:12,397 I can't even fill a canister. 446 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:13,832 Aw, come on. 447 00:18:13,837 --> 00:18:15,432 You almost filled that one from today. 448 00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,912 Yeah. 449 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,497 I, uh, just wish I was doing better. 450 00:18:23,627 --> 00:18:25,957 Oh! Uh, Mr. Worthington... 451 00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:29,657 I, uh, played in enough games to know you can't win 'em all. 452 00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:32,657 Don't get too down on yourself. 453 00:18:32,662 --> 00:18:34,162 You've got a lot of potential. 454 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,412 One day, 455 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,817 you'll make your mark on the world. 456 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:38,872 Hey, Joe College. 457 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:40,412 - Let's go. - Hurry up. 458 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,752 Uh, Dad duties call. 459 00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:43,332 I said doodies. 460 00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:44,752 Listen, chin up. 461 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,757 You'll get 'em next time. 462 00:18:46,247 --> 00:18:47,622 Thanks, Mr. Worthington. 463 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,752 Oh, please, call me Johnny. 464 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:51,607 And just keep filling those canisters. 465 00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,353 Monsters News Network, how can I help you? 466 00:18:58,357 --> 00:18:59,512 Oh, Hi. Uh, hello. 467 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:00,753 I demand to speak to Jack and Jill 468 00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:02,002 of I Scream, U Scream. 469 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,022 - This is Mike Wazowski. - Never heard of him. 470 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,852 Fine. Mike Weirdzowski. 471 00:19:06,857 --> 00:19:09,752 Oh. Yes, Mr. Weirdzowski. I'll put you right through. 472 00:19:10,987 --> 00:19:12,793 - The mailbox you are calling for... - Jack... 473 00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:13,973 - And... - Jill. 474 00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:15,332 ...is currently full. 475 00:19:15,337 --> 00:19:17,322 Please call back during business hours. 476 00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:19,617 No! 477 00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:25,762 Wanna grab dinner? 478 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:26,897 Yeah, I could eat. 479 00:19:29,117 --> 00:19:31,032 Are you sure you don't want me to wait for you? 480 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,582 No. No, it's okay. Really. 481 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:35,322 I... I'd rather walk home, you know. Clear my head. 482 00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:36,917 So, um, see you tomorrow. Right? 483 00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:39,357 Okay. Uh, see you tomorrow. 484 00:19:45,547 --> 00:19:46,762 Okay. 485 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:49,257 I can fill this canister. 486 00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:51,887 Okay. It's go time. 487 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:58,897 Hey, who ordered all these donuts? 488 00:19:58,902 --> 00:19:59,902 Huh? 489 00:20:00,912 --> 00:20:03,447 Oh, come on not again. 490 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,787 Peekaboo. 491 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,077 Peekaboo! Peekaboo. 492 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,527 Ah, n... Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 493 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:13,348 I didn't... I didn't mean to, to scare you. No. 494 00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:16,397 Here, here, here, here. Take a... A parting donut. 495 00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:18,472 Enjoy that. All right? Okay, bye-bye. 496 00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,102 I finally filled it. 497 00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:27,097 Hey, a little laugh energy, a little scream energy, 498 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,612 still a full canister, right? 499 00:20:52,537 --> 00:21:00,037 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -