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Melissa!

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Hey, um, I have to supervise this quiz,

3
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but if you see Mr. Johnson,

4
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can you just let him know
that I may need a spare key?

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I blanked where I put mine.

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You better not lose our house key.

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My cousin Billy just got out.

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But sure, I'll tell him if I see him.

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Hey, if you see Mr. Johnson,

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can you tell him that
Jacob may need a...

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[BLENDER WHIRRING]

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Dia, tell Mr. Johnson
that Jacob needs to find...

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[PENCIL SHARPENER WHIRRING]

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Mr. Johnson?!

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[SIGHS]

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- Janine!
- Yeah?

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Have you seen Mr. Johnson?

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Before, yeah. Today, no.

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If you do, can you let him know

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- that Jacob desperately needs...
- MAN: <i>Make some noise!</i>

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[AIR HORN BLARES OVER CELLPHONE]

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Oh, my God. That sounds time-sensitive.

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Okay, yeah.
I'll let him know right away.

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MR. JOHNSON: There you are.

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Wasn't easy, but I got you
a mariachi band for lesson time.

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What? I said I may need a spare key.

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I blanked where I put mine.

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That's not what I was told.

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Also, you need to clean
the upstairs bathroom.

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This took a long time to put together.

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[STRUMS GUITAR]

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[MAKER'S "HOLD'EM" PLAYING]

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♪

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Oh, they look so good.

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Come on.

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Mother's Day has become
very important to me

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ever since I lost my mom
a few years ago.

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I like to do something special
every year.

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And this year, I'm in charge
of the hallway decorations,

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so the students can show
appreciation for their moms.

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- I think the moms are gonna love these.
- Mm-hmm.

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You know, when I was a kid,
I always made sure

44
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I did just enough to stay
in my mom's top five.

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Top five? How many siblings do you have?

46
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Hey, so I got my sisters
Kristin Marie, Marie,

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Mary Camille, Maria Christina,

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my sister Toni, my brother Tony,

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John Anthony, and Seamus.

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It's a different dad.

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Barb, do you need me to bring
anything else to the house

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on Sunday besides lasagna?

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You know I handle everything
for Mother's Day.

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And the only reason I'm letting
you bring the lasagna

55
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is because Gerald
won't shut up about it.

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If either of you
have a hankering afterward

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for bottomless mimosas,
I will be at Mothered Day,

58
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which is a themed drag brunch
over at Rubensteins,

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celebrating all of our mothers.

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Oh, I wish I could, kid,

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but I'm going to my mom's after,
and I can't show up drunk.

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- Mm.
- It's a family tradition.

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On Mother's Day,
we get drunk as a family.

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Especially Seamus.

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So, Janine,
what about you and your sister?

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Anything nice planned?

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Oh, no, I'll be at drag brunch, also,

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because my mom doesn't like
celebrating Mother's Day.

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Says it's her least favorite holiday.

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And my sister's gonna be
celebrating with her dad and stepmom.

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Oh, you two have different dads?

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[LAUGHS] Of course, they do.

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You thought with that height difference

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they had the same father? [CHUCKLES]

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Janine's dad is probably
Kevin Hart or something.

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[CHUCKLES] 'Cause he short.

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[AVA LAUGHS]

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So, unfun fact, I actually
don't know who my dad is.

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I used to think about it a lot
when I was younger,

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but then, you know, I guess
I just kinda stopped.

81
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And I know Ava was joking,

82
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but my mom did know
Kevin Hart in high school.

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And we're both really funny.

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So... mm.

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Hey, Ava, um, please tell me
you got a chance

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to go over the field trip options.

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If we want to get
the Natural History Museum,

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we got to move, like, ASAP because...

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Oh. I forgot to tell you. Not happening.

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We don't have money for a field trip.

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So, what? We just cancel
the trip this year?

92
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I would rather die.

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My cousin Jamil just opened a cemetery.

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This school always finds a way
to disappoint me.

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Okay, that's not great.

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Well, if you can figure out a
way to get money for a field trip,

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then you won't have to
disappoint all of us.

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Barb, you really nailed this.

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- Thank you.
- What?

100
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"Thanks, Moms"? What is that, sarcasm?

101
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Find what matches.

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That's how you know
what's gonna rhyme, okay?

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Gregory.

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Can we talk to you, please?

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Uh, yeah.

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Um, I'll be right back, y'all.

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Um, is there something you need?

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Every other class
has made touching tributes

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to their mothers for the hallway.

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And then I saw yours.

111
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Oh, it left much to be desired.

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Right, well, I told my students
they could participate

113
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if they wanted to, and some of them did.

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Oh. [SCOFFS] Typical guy.

115
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You know, my brothers phone it
in for Mother's Day, too.

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I mean, Tony's got an excuse.
He's locked up.

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For a non-violent crime.

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Don't you want all
of your students to participate?

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I mean, think about it.

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Wouldn't your mom be disappointed

121
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if you didn't do something
special for her this year?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Um... no.

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Um, because my mom passed away
when I was 9.

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Oh, Gregory.

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I'm... I'm sorry. I-I didn't...

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Why didn't you bring this up before?

127
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There's not a lot of natural segues.

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Like, "Oh, how was your weekend?"
"My mom died when I was 9."

129
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Okay, well, maybe not that,
but, you know, in that area.

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And I know this holiday
must be difficult for you.

131
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It's really okay. I usually
just stop by Topgolf.

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It's Mother's Day,
so the dads are usually busy,

133
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so I have the whole place to myself.

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Mr. Eddie, Damien won't stop poking me.

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Excuse me.

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What's going on with y'all today?

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- Barbara.
- Oh.

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I cannot sit around knowing that
young man will be sad and alone

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- at Topless Golf.
- Okay, I think it's Topgolf.

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Well, either way, he should join
us for family brunch on Sunday.

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- That is a great idea.
- Mm-hmm.

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And you know what?
Actually, so is Topless Golf.

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I mean, give me a warm climate,
I'm down for 18.

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Hey, you got a sec?

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Ava says we don't have
any money for a field trip,

146
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but I mean, we can't just...
we can't just give up on it.

147
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How do you start a GoFundMe?

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Jacob, you don't think
height is genetic, do you?

149
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I mean, like, no field trip this year?

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That is... That really gets my goat.

151
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We just need, like,
a little bit of coin and...

152
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I mean, that'd be crazy if my dad, like,

153
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sold out Madison Square Garden
for a comedy show.

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Wait, you're not being serious, are you?

155
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Ava was just being Ava.

156
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Yeah, no, I know, but...

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- my mom actually did know him, so...
- Oh, really?

158
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Well, why don't you just
call her up and ask?

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No, that's too bananas.

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Unless...

161
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Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Why not?

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- It is almost Mother's Day.
- Okay, you do that thing.

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- I'm gonna get started on this thang.
- Okay.

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[SIGHS]

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[RINGING]

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VANETTA: <i>Hey, girl.
I'm just at the hair salon.</i>

167
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Oh, hey, Mom. You actually picked up.

168
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<i>Oh, girl, I gotta save you
as "daughter Janine."</i>

169
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<i>I thought you were
"parole officer Janine."</i>

170
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<i>I'm actually in Canada.</i>

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Sure. I'll just get to the point then.

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Uh, Mom, you said
you went to high school

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- with Kevin Hart, right?
- <i>Sure did.</i>

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<i>He was the star
of the basketball team.</i>

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<i>He won the dunk contest
and everything.</i>

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<i>Craziest [BLEEP] I've ever seen.</i>

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Yeah, that is crazy.

178
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You two didn't, like, date,
right, or anything?

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<i>Date?! Girl, no. I would never.</i>

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[LAUGHS]

181
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<i>But we did [BLEEP] though.</i>

182
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<i>Look, I gotta go.</i>

183
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<i>Somebody is trying to put
gravy on my fries.</i>

184
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<i>Now, hold up, Jack.
What is this "aboot"?</i>

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Look at us standing all nice and tall.

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Proud of you.

187
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You guys over here, don't stress.

188
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Life, uh, finds a way.

189
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Gregory, I see you
talking to your plants.

190
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It's supposed to stimulate growth.

191
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Well, I read that the ones
tended to the most

192
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grow the strongest.

193
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It's a delicate balance.

194
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Over-watering and over-pruning
can sometimes smother a plant.

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Well, I'm having
a Mother's Day gathering

196
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at my home on Sunday,

197
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and I would love it
if you would join us.

198
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Oh, it's okay. Really. I'm good. Tha...

199
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Oh, we're going to have
family and friends

200
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and a spread that even you will enjoy,

201
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and I won't take no for an answer.

202
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Okay. Well, I'll be there.

203
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Can I bring anything?

204
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Please don't. [CHUCKLES]

205
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Obviously, this means a lot
to Barbara, so I'll stop by.

206
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Swing by. Fly by.

207
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The point is, this is gonna be quick.

208
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So, to find out if Kevin Hart
is actually my dad,

209
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I'm contacting him on every platform,

210
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starting with Venmo.

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- Love that for us.
- Mm-hmm.

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And you would think
I'd be requesting money.

213
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But no. Actually,
I'm sending him a dollar.

214
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Whoa, what the "H"?

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I just got an e-mail saying
that the GoFundMe

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for the field trip has been taken down.

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"Due to constant fraudulent activity,

218
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all fundraisers related
to 'Abbott Elementary'

219
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have been suspended."

220
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Damn, they shut it down already?

221
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Abott with one B,
Abbottt with three T's,

222
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and Addington are burned, too.

223
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Burned? Ava, what did you do?

224
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What didn't I do?

225
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You will never understand
what it takes to be a principal.

226
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[SIGHS]

227
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You could bust out
Janine Teagues Elementary.

228
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No. No, that's stupid.

229
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- Or is it?
- I can hear you.

230
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But you can't stop me.

231
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Jacob, why don't you just go
to this week's PTA meeting?

232
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I mean, if they're gonna exist,

233
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they might as well do something.

234
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Oh.

235
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Oh. [GASPS]

236
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Oh, Melissa Schemmenti, you are good.

237
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Yeah, what a surprise.

238
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And, Janine, I don't know
how nuts you want to get here,

239
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but I do know a guy
who knows Kevin Hart's barber.

240
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I introduced him to his
wife. Well, now his ex-wife,

241
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but technically, he still owes me.

242
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We get some of his hair... run the DNA.

243
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MR. JOHNSON: Barbers. I hate 'em.

244
00:08:45,831 --> 00:08:47,749
Who do you think did this to me?

245
00:08:47,774 --> 00:08:50,360
The worst barber of all... time.

246
00:08:50,385 --> 00:08:52,471
Melissa, that is demented.

247
00:08:52,496 --> 00:08:54,664
I love it.

248
00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,845
Look, it drove my brother Seamus crazy

249
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,153
not knowing who his dad was.

250
00:08:58,178 --> 00:09:00,889
That's why he drinks.
And other reasons, too.

251
00:09:00,914 --> 00:09:02,291
And I don't want that for Janine.

252
00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:07,716
Tariq, my man, my dude, my prez.

253
00:09:07,741 --> 00:09:09,410
Hey, I was hoping we could talk funds

254
00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:11,103
for a potential field trip.

255
00:09:11,128 --> 00:09:13,255
Oh, what's up, Jacob?
Oh, wait. That sounds dope.

256
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,407
- I love going on those.
- So, you can help fund it?

257
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,140
Oh, no. Unh-unh.

258
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,808
[CHUCKLES] Not with human money.

259
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,388
We in the red, baby. Or the black.

260
00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:23,146
Which one means a negative cash flow?

261
00:09:24,676 --> 00:09:26,511
Is that... Is that sushi?

262
00:09:26,536 --> 00:09:29,286
Come on, man. Don't disrespect
Mr. Yanaga like that.

263
00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:31,772
You know damn well this is nigiri.

264
00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:33,757
Don't you think you should
be prioritizing activities

265
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,076
that actually benefit the students?

266
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,575
Let me break this down for you.

267
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,310
We got to level up this food,

268
00:09:39,335 --> 00:09:41,504
make the PTA a club
people actually wanna join.

269
00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:42,825
Then boom.

270
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,317
We're gonna hit them with them
higher mandatory donations.

271
00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:47,969
By 2027, quarter four,
we'll be profitable.

272
00:09:47,994 --> 00:09:50,789
- Okay, well, I can't wait until 2027.
- Quarter four.

273
00:09:50,814 --> 00:09:53,400
I was hoping to get something,
like, the end of this year.

274
00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:56,261
Best I can offer is
some volunteer chaperones,

275
00:09:56,286 --> 00:09:58,455
transportation, and kanpachi.

276
00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,767
[SCOFFS]

277
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,560
Hmm. Get you one of these.

278
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,940
Good, ain't it?

279
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,110
<i>Kanpai, Yanaga-san.</i>

280
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,405
[GASPS] Welcome, Gregory.

281
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,783
I'm so happy you could make it.

282
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,442
Niecey, come down!

283
00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,010
You know my husband.

284
00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:22,830
Melissa, I told you I will handle that.

285
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,307
She's been like this all day.

286
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,251
Honestly, she's been like this
every holiday

287
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,128
- since her mom passed.
- I told you I got it.

288
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,513
Can you take the macaroni
and cheese out the oven?

289
00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:30,998
Right. In a moment.

290
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,509
Everybody, please welcome Gregory,

291
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,511
who's going to be spending
Mother's Day with us

292
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,013
- because he had no place else to go.
- Not true.

293
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,640
I did have somewhere else to go
and still do.

294
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,809
He's going to be a part
of <i>our</i> family today

295
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,602
because there was no way
that I could let

296
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,771
a fellow child of bereavement

297
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,566
spend this day alone, isn't that right?

298
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,901
Aunt Barbara,
I need help with baby Maya.

299
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,362
Alright, niecey.

300
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,216
So sorry for your loss.

301
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,757
It's okay. It was over 20 years ago.

302
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,992
Are your family huggers?

303
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,050
No.

304
00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:01,703
Well, we are here.

305
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,288
Oh, okay.

306
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,582
Mm.

307
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,000
Thank you.

308
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,585
Th-Thanks.

309
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,711
Mm-hmm.

310
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,172
Oh, hey, Taylor.

311
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,674
This is my ex, Gregory.

312
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,060
Gregory.

313
00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:18,003
Nice to meet you.

314
00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:20,531
And your grief is Paul's grief.

315
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,600
Oh, more touching. Okay.

316
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,989
Okay.

317
00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:26,497
Thank you.

318
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,397
♪ Quite another mess ♪

319
00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:32,257
♪ And Mama used to say ♪

320
00:11:32,282 --> 00:11:34,827
♪ "Take your time, young man" ♪

321
00:11:34,852 --> 00:11:36,421
♪ And Mama used to say ♪

322
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,138
Hey, y'all are ruining
drag brunch for me.

323
00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:40,491
I'm sorry. It's just that
any second, I could find out

324
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,701
if Kevin Hart is my dad.

325
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,536
It's giving me a heart attack.

326
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,830
Pun very much intended and pre-planned.

327
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,457
My fingers are crossed, girl.

328
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,584
'Cause I could finally pitch him
my idea for "Get Hard 2."

329
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,295
Pbht. Come on. You wouldn't make
a sequel to "Citizen Kane."

330
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,380
Move over.
There's no seats left anywhere.

331
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,007
Ava, what are you doing here?

332
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,218
My friend Lisa Condo
is the best drag queen here.

333
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,344
- Hey.
- Hey, girl.

334
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,722
Hey. Is your house hunt
dragging you down?

335
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,099
[BOTH LAUGH]

336
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810
- Still no luck on the field trip, huh?
- How am I gonna

337
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,395
look the children in the eye
the rest of the year?

338
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,731
- I have failed them.
- Jacob, you have no money,

339
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,608
no help, and a hard-headed principal.

340
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,485
Cheer up. It's gonna get worse
before it gets worse.

341
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,903
[CHUCKLES]

342
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,321
What's wrong with you?

343
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,698
She waiting to find out
if Kevin Hart is her daddy.

344
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,659
Damn. My words really have meaning, huh?

345
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,328
[CHUCKLES] I should be more reckless.

346
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,348
Barbara, where do you keep the Clorox?

347
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,389
Baby Maya got sick.

348
00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:31,100
I will get it in a second, Alicia,

349
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,169
but please take a seat.

350
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,838
Alright, everyone.

351
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,299
Before we feast,

352
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:42,387
we are going to lift up our
brother Gregory Eddie in prayer.

353
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,311
Mm-hmm. We'll put healing hands on him.

354
00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:46,671
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
No, we don't need to do that.

355
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,893
BARBARA: Alright, please.

356
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,562
[SIGHS] Everybody, bow your heads,

357
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,147
and close your eyes.

358
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,755
[CLEARS THROAT]

359
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,533
Father God, we are gathered
here to celebrate mothers,

360
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,700
and also to empower Gregory Eddie.

361
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,006
Yes, Lord. Mm.

362
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:07,242
Please, Father, watch over...

363
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,746
What was your mother's name?

364
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,957
- That's not necessary.
- Oh, sure, it is.

365
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,850
It was, um... Faith.

366
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,482
- Here we go.
- Mm. Faith.

367
00:13:16,507 --> 00:13:19,468
Faith, the substance of things hoped for

368
00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:22,288
and the evidence of things unseen.

369
00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:23,480
Yes, Lord.

370
00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:24,965
And just because he cannot see Faith

371
00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,992
doesn't mean he doesn't have
faith that Faith is with him.

372
00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:28,435
- Faith.
- TAYLOR: Ooh. Yes, Lord.

373
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,643
[WHISPERING] Um... I gotta go.

374
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,020
[WHISPERING] God is watching.

375
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,564
- Tee time.
- [WHISPERING] Close your eyes.

376
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,940
[NORMAL VOICE] Father God, we are asking

377
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:40,570
that you hold him close
in your deepest bosom,

378
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,614
since his mother is
not here to do it herself.

379
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,616
Yes, Lord, hold him tight, Lord.

380
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,410
[NORMAL VOICE] Amen.
Yes, Lord. Thank you.

381
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,703
There it is. Uh-huh.

382
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,621
This was great. Fantastic.

383
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,749
Thank you so much.

384
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,709
Uh... excuse me.

385
00:13:58,549 --> 00:13:59,967
Gregory.

386
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:03,717
Gregory, where are you going?

387
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,403
I'm sorry. I appreciate everything.

388
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,929
Your family is lovely.

389
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,306
I wanted to stop by for a bit,
and I did.

390
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,724
Now I have to head off to Topgolf.

391
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,852
It's Mother's Day.
You need to be around community.

392
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,562
No, I need to be alone,
hitting golf balls.

393
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,787
- Oh, that's so sad.
- It's not.

394
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,357
Having to talk about my dead
mother over and over again is sad.

395
00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:21,919
But we're honoring her. It's tradition.

396
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,323
It's your tradition, not mine.

397
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,873
Thank you for having me.

398
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:35,249
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

399
00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:38,440
♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪

400
00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:40,634
Can you imagine if Kevin Hart is my dad?

401
00:14:40,659 --> 00:14:42,118
Oh, no.

402
00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:44,759
Are people gonna think I got
my job because I'm a nepo baby?

403
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,053
♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

404
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,429
Oh, my God. It's the DNA guy.

405
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,389
If he is your dad, you two
should buy a trench coat,

406
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,517
so you could go to R-rated movies.

407
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,935
Well, aren't you gonna open it?

408
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,394
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
- Open the e-mail, Janine.

409
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,479
And read with some flair.

410
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,928
Okay.

411
00:14:57,953 --> 00:15:01,456
"When it comes to 27-year-old
Janine Teagues, Kevin Hart...

412
00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:03,442
is not the father."

413
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,365
Whoo! That's right.

414
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,215
Lock up that frown, doll.

415
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,699
The girls are doing kicks!

416
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,143
- Sorry, Janine.
- Sorry, girl.

417
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,703
I'll get us a round.

418
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,457
♪

419
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,043
And watch over Barbara, Lord.

420
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,838
She lost her mother some years ago.

421
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,548
Please bring peace to her troubled soul.

422
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,882
Mm-hmm. Let her grieve today.

423
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,146
- Hallelujah, amen.
- ALL: Amen.

424
00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:28,611
- Now, let's dig in.
- MELISSA: Okay.

425
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,929
[TIMER RINGING]

426
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,639
- Oh, the pie!
- Let me help, Barb.

427
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:35,643
I got it, Melissa. I got it.

428
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,115
[RINGING STOPS]

429
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,022
Oh!

430
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,191
Ooh. I think it's overcooked.

431
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,037
It's perfect, Barb.

432
00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:45,438
Something happen with Gregory?

433
00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:47,131
No, he just had to go. That's all.

434
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:49,909
Mom, are you okay?

435
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,200
I'm okay.

436
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,162
Because, you know, today's a
lot for one person to shoulder.

437
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,455
And, Mom, today is about you, too.

438
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,541
If you need a moment,
just take a moment.

439
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,126
Yeah. We got this.

440
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,099
- Maybe you're right.
- Yeah.

441
00:16:05,124 --> 00:16:07,623
Baby puke will be here
when you get back.

442
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,469
I'm kidding.
I'll have someone clean it up.

443
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,723
Sometimes we can put
an immense amount of pressure

444
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,267
on ourselves to host
the perfect gathering,

445
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,270
to feel a certain way.

446
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:25,276
And quite frankly, sometimes
it's just overwhelming.

447
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,613
You enjoying the show?

448
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,031
Definitely.

449
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,160
Oh, I... I only have fives left.

450
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,144
♪

451
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,083
Thank you. [CHUCKLES]

452
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,710
Well, if you enjoyed this,

453
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,170
you should come and check out
our performance

454
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,674
of "A Midsummer Night's Queen"

455
00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:47,757
for our upcoming
Shakesqueer In The Park.

456
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,091
Entry's always free.

457
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,552
♪ Keep it coming, don't stop, mama ♪

458
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,054
♪ Give it to me ♪

459
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,473
♪

460
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,391
Hey, you was fine before you got

461
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,227
all this nonsense in your head, right?

462
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,647
Yeah, it's just it would've
been nice to finally know.

463
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,399
I don't know who my dad is,
and I turned out fine.

464
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,651
Literally, look at me.

465
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,985
[CHUCKLES] AVA: Exactly.

466
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,590
Janine, you'd rather have no dad

467
00:17:09,615 --> 00:17:10,741
than a neglectful one.

468
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,323
- Trust me.
- ERIKA: True.

469
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,034
I mean, look at you.
How far you've made it?

470
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,661
How beautiful your best friend is.

471
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,664
Kevin Hart or any daddy
wouldn't have changed that.

472
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,209
Yeah. You're still Janine,
and that's not too bad.

473
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,739
You know, your parents
don't define who you are.

474
00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:31,810
I'm happy, and I stand on my own.

475
00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:35,172
I mean, I literally had to learn
how to stand on my own.

476
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:37,240
Houston, we have liftoff!

477
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,892
We are having a field trip!

478
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,836
- We're going to NASA?
- What? No.

479
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:42,115
Okay, what's the field trip?

480
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,686
Museums are nice, but kids
can have fun anywhere.

481
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:46,379
They don't need some expensive trip.

482
00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,709
So, I was thinking
Smith Memorial Playground.

483
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,873
- It's free.
- Yes.

484
00:17:49,898 --> 00:17:52,115
And schools take
field trips there all the time.

485
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,772
Ooh, that big wooden slide.
Okay, NASA can wait.

486
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,758
And Tariq said the PTA could chaperone.

487
00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,094
Ha! I have figured it out.

488
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,870
Boom! I've done it again.

489
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,334
Is there no mountain too high?

490
00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:04,195
Okay, the only problem is we
need to reserve it, like, now.

491
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,222
Oof! They are popular,

492
00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,750
and we need to make reservations
for the entire school.

493
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,340
[GASPS] ERIKA: What you gonna do?

494
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,045
Maybe we could, like...
Ava, if you could...

495
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,238
Oh, no.

496
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:17,390
Attention, everyone!

497
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,350
[CROWD BOOING]

498
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,146
Queens unite!

499
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,775
Hi, everyone. [CLEARS THROAT]

500
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,111
Um, listen, we need your help
to reserve a park.

501
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,155
[CROWD GROANING]

502
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,282
Wait, wait! For... For children in need.

503
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,959
Yeah. Yeah.

504
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,653
So, everyone, get on your phones

505
00:18:39,678 --> 00:18:41,429
and start reserving beaucoup slots

506
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,467
at Smith Memorial Playground,
and forward them over.

507
00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:45,035
Yeah, you heard her!

508
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,812
If you wanna see these hip vibrations,

509
00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:48,477
you better make them reservations.

510
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,014
We're a good team.
So, shantay, you stay.

511
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:52,541
- Okay.
- And, Jacob, you come.

512
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,317
- You want to get off the stage?
- Yeah.

513
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,535
I feel like you should
probably get off the stage.

514
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,569
Thank you.

515
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,555
You should come on. [CHUCKLES]

516
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,307
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARES IN DISTANCE]

517
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,188
[GRUNTS]

518
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,736
This isn't as sad as I thought.

519
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,113
Barbara, I'm not going
back to your house.

520
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,615
I know, I know.

521
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,408
I came to apologize.

522
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,577
You were just trying to make
sure that I felt included.

523
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,428
My mother was the same way,

524
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,639
always trying to make sure
that everyone was happy.

525
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,374
She sounds like a wonderful person.

526
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,419
She was the best.

527
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,755
You know, on this day, everyone
will always ask me about her,

528
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,633
and they mean well,
but it's the unexpected moments

529
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,885
- on random days.
- Yeah.

530
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,806
I don't need Mother's Day
to remind me to love my mom.

531
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,684
I can understand that.

532
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,727
The other day, I was in a funk.

533
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,398
And one of my students came up
and made a funny face at me.

534
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,942
My mother used to do the same thing,

535
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,487
always reminding me
not to take life too seriously.

536
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,988
I love that.

537
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,700
And now, if you will excuse me,

538
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,203
I am going to swing a few home runs.

539
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,914
I'll leave you to it. [CHUCKLES]

540
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,397
All I'm saying is I love
bottomless mimosas.

541
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,506
Why can't I be a part
of the Brunch Squad?

542
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:19,147
Well, it's actually the Brunchy
Bunch, but you know what?

543
00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:20,549
Next time you're coming, okay?

544
00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:22,158
I told her to invite you.

545
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,889
Janine never ceases to disappoint.

546
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,641
[CELLPHONE RINGS]

547
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,477
Who is this? Hmm.

548
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,230
Oh, my God. Kevin Hart.

549
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,773
- AVA: Kevin Hart?
- Oh, my God.

550
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,567
You doing Cameos now? Damn.

551
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,609
The game is crazy.

552
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,902
<i>So, you're Janine Teagues?</i>

553
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,362
- Yeah. Yes.
- <i>Okay.</i>

554
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,948
<i>Why... Why have you been
harassing me on social media?</i>

555
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,795
Oh, um, so, I am so sorry
about that, Mr. Hart.

556
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:48,545
Um, it's just that I thought
that maybe you were my dad.

557
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:50,071
- <i>Why would you think that?</i>
- AVA: Yeah.

558
00:20:50,096 --> 00:20:51,517
Why the hell would you think that?

559
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,335
Well, it's... it's because, um,

560
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,920
you know, my mom, she said that you guys

561
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,547
went to high school together,

562
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,507
and that you guys
intercoursed each other.

563
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,889
And, um, her name is Vanetta.
You familiar?

564
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:03,154
- <i>Oh [BLEEP] Vanetta.</i>
- Yeah.

565
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,098
<i>I promise you it wasn't me,
'cause I strap up.</i>

566
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,350
- <i>Always have. So, unfollow me.</i>
- Alright, will do.

567
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,768
- <i>On everything.</i>
- Sorry.

568
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,978
- <i>Okay.</i>
- Okay.

569
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,646
<i>Oh [BLEEP] Mr. Johnson!</i>

570
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,648
[LAUGHS] Yeah.

571
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,317
Great to see you again, my brother.

572
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,902
[LAUGHS]

573
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,015
Yeah, Mr. Johnson also...
he works here with me.

574
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,500
- <i>I don't want to talk to you.</i>
- Oh, okay. Alright.

575
00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:23,235
- <i>I don't want to talk to you.</i>
- Okay. Bye.

576
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:27,523
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