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- Synced and corrected by <font color="#009BCB"><b>chamallow</b></font> -
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You doing okay back there, Bernard?

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I know I forgot your booster seat.

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BERNARD: I can't see
you, but I still love you.

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Hands off!

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My famous stinkerdoodle cookies
are for Tylor and his friends.

7
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Thanks, Grandma. And, Mom,
thanks for driving today.

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I don't know why Val couldn't
pick me up this morning.

9
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She picks me up every morning.
Must be busy or something.

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- BOTH: Mm-hmm?
- What?

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I just wonder if Val's still
mad about the softball game.

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- TYLOR: What?
- 'Cause I probably would be.

13
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But I'm petty like that.

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No. No. I mean, all I
did was strike her out

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and win it for the other team.

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Well, I don't think I put in
enough cinnamon to fix all that.

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But she knows it was
just part of the game.

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It'll be fine. Look. I got cookies.

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You know, the best way to get somebody

20
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to forgive you is just
to say you're sorry.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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- Sorry, hon.
- I forgive you.

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See?

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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So, I have this amazing
opportunity to be a jokester,

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which makes me all excited, like, yay!

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But when I told Tylor, my best friend,

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I wanted him to be excited for me,

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and he just wasn't.

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Like, I was so supportive
of him becoming a jokester.

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Why can't he be supportive of me?

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

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Yeah. I already told him how I felt.

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Hey. Good morning, Val!

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- (TYLOR EXCLAIMING)
- Hmm.

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Ta-da!

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I got something for you.
Stinkerdoodle cookies.

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Grandma T. made them for
you. And the whole gang.

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So they're group apology cookies.

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Sorry. What's... You're
mumbling. I can't...

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- Nothing.
- BOTH: Huh?

42
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Why are you still here?

43
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Didn't you get the memo?
Brenda didn't give you the memo.

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- Come with me.
- Wait. What's happening?

45
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Mike and Sulley have
something very special planned.

46
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As do I. I brought cookies.

47
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- Where are we going?
- Basement.

48
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Technically, it's the
basement below the basement.

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If Brenda had given you
the memo, you'd know.

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- Who's Brenda? Do I know her?
- No more questions. Thank you.

51
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Wait. Is this elevator
moving horizontally

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- instead of vertically?
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(BOTH GRUNT)

54
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So, uh, you've been a
little quiet this morning.

55
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- You feeling okay?
- I'm fine.

56
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Cool. Yeah, I just want
to make sure we're good.

57
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Yep.

58
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Wow. Awkward.

59
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I should have taken the stairs.
You know, get my steps in.

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Hmm? Huh.

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Val?

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- Tylor.
- (YELLS IN SURPRISE)

63
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Come join us so we can get started.

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Yes, very glad you could take the
time to attend a mandatory event.

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(CHUCKLES) About time, College Boy.

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I'm sure you're all wondering
why we asked you here today.

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You know, I was up all night
excitedly wondering about

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what I was going to wonder about today.

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Isn't that wonderful?

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We thought this might
help boost team morale

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after losing the softball game.

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- Hmm...
- I brought cookies.

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Yeah, I was very down we didn't
win, but you know what, guys?

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I found that if you sob
into your pillow long enough,

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you can get over anything.

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Anyway, this company started

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because a group of monsters
like you worked together.

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Uh-huh.

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So today we're gonna work together
by doing some teamwork activities.

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- It's gonna be fun.
- As fun as the softball game?

81
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Ah, ah, ah. Funner.

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I know some of you might find

83
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this historic part of
Monsters Inc. a little creepy.

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But it's a perfectly normal reaction,

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considering all the monsters
who've gone missing in these tunnels

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thanks to Karloff the Shrieker.

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- (ALL MUMBLING IN FEAR)
- The Shrieker?

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Mother used to tell me stories about
him. She said he was just a myth.

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And mothers don't lie,
right? They don't lie, right?

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A myth? No, no, no, no.

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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Oh!

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Here you go. Thank you.

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Long ago, one of the first
scarers to lurk these halls

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<i>was a terrifying monster
named Karloff the Shrieker.</i>

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(ROARS)

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<i>The only thing he hated even
more than human children</i>

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- (LAUGHTER ECHOING)
- <i>was laughter.</i>

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<i>His greatest pleasure in life</i>

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<i>was making children scream
over and over again.</i>

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<i>As the years went by, his hatred
extended to fellow monsters.</i>

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Some say his spirit
roams these tunnels still,

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looking for new victims to terrify

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and drag off into the darkness.

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Karloff comes for you when
he hears your laughter.

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The lights flicker, you hear a shriek...

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- (SHRIEKS)
- (ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

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And by then it's too late. His
claws are already grabbing you.

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(SHRIEKS AND CHUCKLES)

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But those are just silly rumors.

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You have nothing to worry about
as long as you don't laugh.

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Not a problem.

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Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and
make a deputy supervisor decree

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that we all leave immediately
and go to a well-lit,

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- ghostless room upstairs.
- Yeah.

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I can't believe I'm about to say
this, but maybe Duncan is right?

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Oh, good. Now you're
supportive of Duncan.

117
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Did you say something,
Val? You're mumbling again.

118
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Everyone just relax.

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Karloff was a real monster,

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but he's not a ghost and
he's not gonna get you.

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But I do understand and
I hear your concerns,

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which is the perfect transition to
our first team-building activity.

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So, we thought we'd take you
back to our company's roots.

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To where the very first Monsters
Inc. door station was constructed.

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MIKE: Even if it's an old piece of
junk that hasn't worked in years.

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- SULLEY: Mike.
- And by old, I mean classic.

127
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And by piece of junk, I mean piece
of junk with sentimental value.

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All right. Who wants a
pen? Who wants a paper?

129
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Everyone write down
an area of improvement

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for Monsters Inc. and
put it in the bowl.

131
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Then Mike will read them
out loud anonymously.

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That is, if you have any complaints.

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Okay. I guess you all had a few.

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Give a guy an inch,
he thinks he's a ruler.

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Uh, here we go. "I think everyone
is doing their best. Love, Fritz."

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Just a reminder, this was
supposed to be anonymous.

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- That was unanimous.
- I second the motion.

138
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Okay. This is just a bunch of paperwork.

139
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How else am I supposed
to get you to sign them?

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"Things around here keep going missing,

141
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like sugar packets at the coffee
station, and my lucky mitt... "

142
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I mean, "Mike's lucky mitt."

143
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I think someone forgot to
return my Holding Pen key.

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You know, it's been
borrowed for a long time.

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And I can't find the bowl I
keep my interesting boogers in.

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There it is.

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(BOTH GROAN)

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"Someone should be
better about apologizing

149
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for not being a supportive friend."

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Maybe take them to lunch. You
know, tell them how you feel.

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- This just says "Tylor."
- Yes, my complaint is Tylor.

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- MS. FLINT: Anonymous!
- My anonymous complaint is Tylor.

153
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Yeah, his behavior at the game
didn't echo our collective values.

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- Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's slow down here.
- (ALL MUTTERING)

155
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It wasn't my fault Johnny picked
me and I won the game for Fear Co.

156
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Plus, I made cookies to make up for it.

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- Oh, ouchies.
- Grandma T. made them.

158
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Did you bring coffee to
go with those cookies?

159
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Perhaps a pepper stink mocha?
I'm onto you, College Boy.

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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Don't make me laugh.

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(LAUGHS, EXCLAIMS)

162
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Oh, no. Now the Shrieker's
gonna get me. (EXCLAIMS)

163
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(LAUGHS) The Shrieker's not
gonna get you. I told you.

164
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There's no ghost.

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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- (BOTH EXCLAIM)
- (ALL GASPING)

167
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Ha! Very funny, Sulley.
You can come back now.

168
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We're all laughing at your
very funny joke. (MOCK LAUGHS)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

170
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Where did they go?

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- The Shrieker got him!
- And now he's gonna get us.

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(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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Out of my way! I'm essential!

174
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Well, I'm definitely next.

175
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Hot blondes never make it
to the end of these stories.

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(REVS CHAINSAW)

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Hey, calm down. We need to stop
panicking and put our heads together

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- before the Shrieker takes anyone else.
- (WHISTLES)

179
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We need a search party to find
Mr. Wazowski and Mr. Sullivan.

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- We can't leave any monsters behind.
- Oh, I volunteer.

181
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I know these tunnels like
the back of my own tentacle.

182
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I've studied all the
underground schematics.

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ALL: Huh?

184
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For fun.

185
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As long as you promise
to come back alive, Rogie.

186
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All right. Let's go.

187
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- I'll go with you.
- Whatever.

188
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Okay. While you do that,

189
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the rest of us will try to
get an old door up and running

190
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so that we can get out of
here... And you're gone.

191
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Wow. Do they move fast.

192
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- Sulley?
- Mr. Wazowski?

193
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- Mr. Sullivan?
- Mike?

194
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- VAL: Mr. Sullivan? Hello?
- (SNIFFING)

195
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- TYLOR: Mike.
- Hmm. This way.

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- Sulley?
- Are you here?

197
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- Sulley? Mike?
- Hmm.

198
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I don't remember this
part of the tunnel system.

199
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I'll tell you what. Give
me a minute to sniff it out.

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(SNIFFING)

201
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BOTH: I think we should go that way.

202
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Ugh, why do we always
have to go your way?

203
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What are you talking
about? This was your idea.

204
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- I followed you into this spooky tunnel.
- It's not that spooky.

205
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- (BOTH EXCLAIM) You know,

206
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I've been sensing some tension
bubbling up between the two of you.

207
00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:06,809
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

208
00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:09,228
Could we do this later?
Monsters' lives are at stake.

209
00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:14,233
I once had this transformational
life coach, Dr. Claudia Clapperclaw,

210
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who taught me some insightful
communication techniques

211
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that you might find illuminating.

212
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Yeah, all of that just sounds made-up.

213
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This is now the talking flashlight.

214
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Looks like a regular
flashlight, but it's not!

215
00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:30,499
Whoever holds it will use "I"
statements to explain how they feel.

216
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Like, I feel great about this exercise.

217
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- Who wants to give it a go?
- This is so stupid.

218
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Ah, ah, ah.

219
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- "I feel... "
- Ugh, okay.

220
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I feel that this is stupid.

221
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Good, good. And how
does that make you feel?

222
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Well, I feel frustrated,

223
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because all day long I've been hoping

224
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to get an apology from you, but no.

225
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Hey. We're really getting...

226
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I feel like I already
apologized for that silly game.

227
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Is that why you've been acting
weird and, like, mumbling all day?

228
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I feel like I don't mumble,

229
00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:03,365
and bringing apology cookies isn't
the same as saying you're sorry.

230
00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:06,368
They weren't just any
cookies. Start with "I feel."

231
00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:08,537
- Yeah. You made Grandma T. make them.
- She wanted to make them.

232
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And I wanted you to be supportive.

233
00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:13,001
Well, you didn't tell me that.
I can't just read your mind, Val.

234
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But you're my best friend
and you just should!

235
00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:19,583
Oh, would you look at that.

236
00:11:19,584 --> 00:11:22,837
The talking flashlight got
upgraded to the throwing flashlight.

237
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:24,713
Not a peep till I come back.

238
00:11:24,714 --> 00:11:27,092
- Come on, Val.
- Mm. Not without the talking flashlight.

239
00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:31,303
(HUMMING) Yeah. (GASPS)

240
00:11:31,304 --> 00:11:33,306
Hey. This is odd, even for me.

241
00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:40,646
TYLOR: What are those?
Are those track marks?

242
00:11:40,647 --> 00:11:43,107
ROGER: Or claw marks?

243
00:11:43,108 --> 00:11:47,236
- Should we open it?
- No. The Shrieker might be in there.

244
00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:50,531
Yes, but so could Mr. Sullivan and
Mr. Wazowski. We have to open it.

245
00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:52,075
Okay. On three.

246
00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:54,870
One... Two...

247
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,830
- ALL: Three!
- (ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

248
00:11:57,831 --> 00:11:58,874
(SIGHS)

249
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,004
Hey. You guys find Mike and
Sulley? Just found a broom, huh?

250
00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:05,839
Well, I got more bad news.

251
00:12:06,381 --> 00:12:08,424
This place may be covered in doors,

252
00:12:08,425 --> 00:12:11,260
but the only working one
we found was that one.

253
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:14,889
There you go. This right here is
your standard-issue banishment door.

254
00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:17,182
See the sand embedded along the frame?

255
00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:20,477
Classic. This baby leads
straight to the barren desert.

256
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:24,064
Yep, nothing but you and the
deep-seated loneliness that follows.

257
00:12:24,065 --> 00:12:26,734
I can't go into a motherless desert.

258
00:12:26,735 --> 00:12:27,875
And I certainly don't wanna be stuck

259
00:12:27,876 --> 00:12:30,070
in a dark basement
with a murderous ghost.

260
00:12:30,071 --> 00:12:33,073
Or we try to catch the ghost.

261
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:35,159
- Catch a ghost?
- No, not gonna happen.

262
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,411
- What are you, nuts?
- DUNCAN: Ha.

263
00:12:37,412 --> 00:12:39,300
I'd rather have everyone except me

264
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,665
die than listen to
your traitorous opinion.

265
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,917
Listen. I think what
Tylor's trying to say

266
00:12:43,918 --> 00:12:46,086
is that if we can get the Shrieker
through the banishment door,

267
00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,713
we can trap it.

268
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:49,715
- Yeah, that's what I was...
- All right. I'll be the bait.

269
00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:52,635
Someone get me some butter.
Like, a lot of butter.

270
00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:55,805
Or we can lure him out with
the thing he hates the most.

271
00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,015
Laughter.

272
00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:00,184
And then demand he give
Mike and Sulley back.

273
00:13:00,185 --> 00:13:03,187
By any means necessary.

274
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:05,481
- Yeah. No, that's what I was...
- Okay, everyone.

275
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:08,734
Let's all help get the
banishment door in position.

276
00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:10,570
This kid is something else.

277
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,184
Hooked up. Ready to go.

278
00:13:17,185 --> 00:13:18,288
So, we're gonna drop
this door on the Shrieker

279
00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:19,937
and he will be trapped forever.

280
00:13:19,938 --> 00:13:23,274
No matter what happens, just
keep laughing and stick together.

281
00:13:23,817 --> 00:13:25,443
I'll keep an eye out
and give you the signal.

282
00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:28,613
Everyone laugh. Right now!

283
00:13:28,863 --> 00:13:31,700
(ALL FORCING LAUGHTER)

284
00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:35,412
(GROANS)

285
00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:38,289
(SIGHS) This isn't working.

286
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:43,419
Hey. Remember when we got that
fancy high-tech vending machine

287
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,546
and it turned evil? (IMITATES BEEPING)

288
00:13:45,547 --> 00:13:48,424
- "I am evil."
- Oh, Vendy Two.

289
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:52,344
- Whoa, was she a feisty one.
- She totally ate Duncan.

290
00:13:52,345 --> 00:13:55,848
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- (DUNCAN MOCK LAUGHING)

291
00:13:55,849 --> 00:13:59,643
Yes, I almost died, was so
hilarious. Thank you, Val.

292
00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:02,771
(LAUGHS) And then she
gave me extra PopFarts,

293
00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:06,775
which give you exactly what
they say they're gonna do.

294
00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:09,965
Yeah, it took us a week to lick
Drooler Cooler debris off the wall.

295
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:10,966
Remember that?

296
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,866
- (ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

297
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,036
(METAL SCRAPING)

298
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:20,874
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

299
00:14:21,374 --> 00:14:22,500
(SHRIEKS)

300
00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:26,379
Here he comes. Everyone in position.

301
00:14:29,174 --> 00:14:31,092
Cutter, you're up! Go!

302
00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:33,635
The talking/throwing flashlight is now

303
00:14:33,636 --> 00:14:35,513
the laugh-to-keep-from-dying flashlight.

304
00:14:36,723 --> 00:14:39,892
Hey, big boy. (LAUGHING) This way. Yeah.

305
00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:42,895
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

306
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,062
Fritz, you're up!

307
00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:45,939
Oh! (FRITZ LAUGHING)

308
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,484
Over here, much-bigger-than-me-monster!

309
00:14:48,485 --> 00:14:51,779
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

310
00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,697
- Here, Duncan!
- (DUNCAN EXCLAIMS)

311
00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:55,909
It's laughter he's after.

312
00:14:56,618 --> 00:14:59,453
Duncan! Here! Over here! Got it!

313
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:01,622
- (LAUGHING)
- (ROARS)

314
00:15:01,623 --> 00:15:03,499
Roger! He's almost there.

315
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,418
Oh, you know, you have
something stuck in your teeth.

316
00:15:06,419 --> 00:15:07,545
I hope it isn't anyone I know.

317
00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:12,174
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

318
00:15:12,175 --> 00:15:13,259
It's stuck!

319
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,094
(GRUNTS)

320
00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:18,680
(SHRIEKS)

321
00:15:18,681 --> 00:15:19,766
(GRUNTS)

322
00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:25,355
(YELLS, GRUNTS)

323
00:15:28,149 --> 00:15:29,234
Whoa!

324
00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:31,318
VAL: Tylor!

325
00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,780
(ALL EXLCAIMING AND MUTTERING)

326
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:40,994
- (ALL GASP)
- MIKE: Hello. Hey. Open the door. Open the door.

327
00:15:40,995 --> 00:15:42,955
Not until you tell us
where our friends are.

328
00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:45,708
SULLEY: We're right
here. It's us. Let us in.

329
00:15:49,462 --> 00:15:50,755
(ALL GASP)

330
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,259
Oh, yeah. Awesome.

331
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,552
Whoa.

332
00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:58,053
ALL: Mike! Wazowski!

333
00:15:58,054 --> 00:15:59,179
No.

334
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,223
ALL: Sulley!

335
00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:03,226
Well, there's a plot twist.

336
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:07,146
Great work, everyone. You came
through with flying colors.

337
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:10,190
How did you get the Shrieker
to give you their costume?

338
00:16:10,191 --> 00:16:12,901
The costume was all part of my plan.

339
00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:15,320
I knew if you were
under a little pressure,

340
00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:18,365
you'd come together and
work as a team. And you did.

341
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:19,775
Just a brilliant performance on my part,

342
00:16:19,776 --> 00:16:22,035
if I do say so myself, which I just did.

343
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:24,413
Oh, encore. Encore!

344
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:26,401
Sorry, folks. This was
just a one-time production

345
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,041
of <i>Monsters in the Dark.</i>

346
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:31,296
This whole thing could have been a memo.

347
00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:34,548
Yeah, last time I saw
someone fall from that high,

348
00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:35,716
they didn't walk away.

349
00:16:35,717 --> 00:16:38,635
It was more of a very
slow crawl. Respect.

350
00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:41,913
Oh, and I also accept your
stinkerdoodle cookie apology.

351
00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:43,473
Finally. Ooh!

352
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:44,975
Extra stinky!

353
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,685
Everyone else, you know, the idiots,

354
00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:49,522
may have been charmed by your
heroics and pathetic cookies.

355
00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:52,983
- But not me.
- I didn't make them. My grandma did.

356
00:16:52,984 --> 00:16:56,446
(GASPS) Sweet Virginia?
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme!

357
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:01,034
There's one left. Just for you.

358
00:17:05,872 --> 00:17:09,958
Mm. That was a good plan. And
you did really great, you know?

359
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,877
Making everyone relax and laugh.

360
00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:13,880
Thanks. You did a great job too.

361
00:17:15,048 --> 00:17:18,008
Listen. I wanted to say I'm sorry

362
00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:21,386
for throwing the talking flashlight
and expecting you to read my mind.

363
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:25,683
Yeah, you know, after our talk,
I totally get why you're upset.

364
00:17:26,809 --> 00:17:27,856
And I want to say I'm sorry

365
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:29,853
for what happened at the
softball game. I was...

366
00:17:29,854 --> 00:17:31,271
I was in my head, you know?

367
00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:33,650
But I should have been
more supportive of you.

368
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:36,194
By letting you get that
hit to win the game.

369
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:38,279
(SIGHS) Ah.

370
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:42,433
Can't wait to get back out there
with the best jokester assistant ever.

371
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:44,602
Oh.

372
00:17:47,647 --> 00:17:50,608
Actually, I'm ready to
do something on my own.

373
00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:52,902
I'm gonna take the jokester job.

374
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:57,197
Oh, yeah. The jokester job offer.

375
00:17:57,198 --> 00:17:59,867
Of course, you should
definitely take it, you know?

376
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:03,662
I mean, you know, I would.
Actually, I already did.

377
00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:04,955
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

378
00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:08,418
So... Yeah. Congrats, Unicorn Sparkle.

379
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:12,296
I guess I'll see you on the Laugh Floor.

380
00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:13,805
Not if I see you first.

381
00:18:13,806 --> 00:18:14,841
On the, on the floor up
there. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

382
00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:19,387
All right. I'll, uh... I'll see you.

383
00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:23,807
Oh. What's this sugar
packet doing down here?

384
00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:25,685
I've been looking for these everywhere.

385
00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:28,770
I'll just hang onto this
for my sleepy time coffee.

386
00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:31,815
You know drinking too much of that
stuff makes you crankier than usual?

387
00:18:31,816 --> 00:18:33,942
It does not, you purple throw rug!

388
00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,944
Oh, and by the way, great job

389
00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:38,280
with all the lighting effects and
shrieks and adding the claw marks.

390
00:18:38,281 --> 00:18:40,532
It really sold the
whole spooky ghost thing.

391
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,577
SULLEY: Claw marks? That wasn't me.

392
00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:46,122
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

393
00:19:01,387 --> 00:19:03,138
(METAL SCRAPING)

394
00:19:03,139 --> 00:19:05,058
(SCREAM ECHOING)

395
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:12,000
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