1 00:00:00,013 --> 00:00:01,639 Previously on "Superman and Lois"... 2 00:00:01,833 --> 00:00:04,376 I was there the night that that thing came, 3 00:00:04,387 --> 00:00:07,139 and I saw what happened to your dad. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,766 Jordan told me everything about your dad 5 00:00:09,767 --> 00:00:12,018 and who he really is. 6 00:00:12,705 --> 00:00:14,854 Sell me your farm, you get $10 million. 7 00:00:15,526 --> 00:00:17,152 It's a lot of money to turn down. 8 00:00:17,163 --> 00:00:18,705 It's nothing compared to what you sacrificed. 9 00:00:18,716 --> 00:00:20,217 Aidy thinks I'm Superman, 10 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,688 and I'm pretty sure she's not the only one. 11 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:28,688 [soft dramatic music] 12 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:31,858 When I first started out as Superman in Metropolis, 13 00:00:31,859 --> 00:00:33,165 being a hero was easy. 14 00:00:33,176 --> 00:00:35,511 Excuse me, do you know where Milledge Avenue is? 15 00:00:35,522 --> 00:00:39,192 [tires squealing] 16 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:43,773 In a big city like that, I could disappear 17 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:45,718 at a moment's notice. 18 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,180 And I was just another face in the crowd. 19 00:00:54,394 --> 00:00:57,312 In Smallville, I was just Clark Kent. 20 00:00:57,313 --> 00:00:59,815 Why would anyone suspect otherwise? 21 00:00:59,816 --> 00:01:03,569 [screaming, robbers shouting] 22 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:10,910 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:18,626 --> 00:01:21,254 But then I died. 24 00:01:23,557 --> 00:01:26,842 And some people saw something, something that 25 00:01:26,843 --> 00:01:29,511 raised questions about me. 26 00:01:29,512 --> 00:01:32,264 Breaking news out of Metropolis this afternoon. 27 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:36,310 A 1974 Model Helbing 562 twin-engine passenger aircraft 28 00:01:36,311 --> 00:01:38,562 originating from Milwaukee and en route to Atlanta 29 00:01:38,563 --> 00:01:41,226 has blown both engines just after takeoff. 30 00:01:41,286 --> 00:01:42,703 Oh, um, you know what? 31 00:01:42,704 --> 00:01:44,621 I think I... I left my wallet in the car. 32 00:01:44,622 --> 00:01:46,415 I'll be right back. 33 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,958 [doorbell dings] 34 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:50,961 To keep you up to date on any new developments. 35 00:01:50,962 --> 00:01:57,759 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:57,949 --> 00:01:59,784 The 50-year-old aircraft was due 37 00:01:59,785 --> 00:02:01,577 to retire next month after failing 38 00:02:01,578 --> 00:02:04,330 - multiple safety inspections. - Hold on there, Brian. 39 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:07,249 It appears Superman has arrived just in time. 40 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,505 Thanks, Isabel. 41 00:02:08,516 --> 00:02:10,836 Once again, Superman arrives to save the day 42 00:02:10,837 --> 00:02:12,588 and save countless lives. 43 00:02:12,589 --> 00:02:14,465 Found it. [chuckles] 44 00:02:14,466 --> 00:02:16,509 Investigators to the scene to determine what caused this. 45 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,761 You're back already? 46 00:02:18,762 --> 00:02:21,014 I just went to the parking lot. 47 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,470 Right, yes. Yeah, um. 48 00:02:24,471 --> 00:02:26,681 That is $15.46. 49 00:02:29,476 --> 00:02:32,394 [dramatic music] 50 00:02:32,395 --> 00:02:36,149 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:40,629 --> 00:02:43,130 You have got to be kidding me. 52 00:02:43,131 --> 00:02:45,508 How did I miss step 27? 53 00:02:45,509 --> 00:02:47,468 Maybe we can help? 54 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:48,970 Does it look like I need help? 55 00:02:48,981 --> 00:02:50,565 - You're doing great, Mom. - No, you don't need help. 56 00:02:50,576 --> 00:02:52,828 This is supposed to be a nice gift for Chrissy and Kyle. 57 00:02:53,618 --> 00:02:55,810 Oh, everything okay? 58 00:02:55,811 --> 00:02:58,479 Of course everything's okay. Is everything okay with you? 59 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,772 Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good. 60 00:02:59,773 --> 00:03:01,315 Just making some progress on my list. 61 00:03:01,316 --> 00:03:02,316 You mean your "convince everyone 62 00:03:02,317 --> 00:03:03,540 you're not Superman" list? 63 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,969 Look, too many people are getting suspicious. 64 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:06,730 We gotta put the genie back in the bottle 65 00:03:06,731 --> 00:03:08,565 before it's too late, so I'm crossing Denise Olowe 66 00:03:08,566 --> 00:03:11,193 off my list, which just leaves Aidy Manning and... 67 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:12,640 both: Coach Gaines. 68 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,194 Yeah, he's next. 69 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,570 The secret's very important, 70 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,238 so we all have to do whatever it takes. 71 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,823 Well, good luck with that. 72 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,701 We're gonna go see a movie. 73 00:03:25,188 --> 00:03:26,939 Any news on Luthor? 74 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,626 He just went back to his old apartment in Metropolis. 75 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,544 He should be in prison. 76 00:03:31,715 --> 00:03:33,424 Has John Henry gotten Otis to talk? 77 00:03:33,425 --> 00:03:35,635 Not yet, but he says it's just a matter of time. 78 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:36,844 He better hurry. 79 00:03:36,845 --> 00:03:38,429 The last time Luthor went this quiet, 80 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:41,224 he created a monster that literally killed you. 81 00:03:41,225 --> 00:03:44,602 [pensive music] 82 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,526 Just imagine it. 83 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:49,565 It has multiple rooms, laundry that doesn't require quarters. 84 00:03:49,566 --> 00:03:50,983 Oh, look at that. 85 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:53,194 A backyard for family barbecues. 86 00:03:53,195 --> 00:03:54,612 And we can have an actual nursery. 87 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:57,532 - Mm-hmm. - Our baby deserves a nursery, Kyle. 88 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:58,658 Yeah. 89 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:01,119 This house is just perfect. 90 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,621 Well, how much does perfect cost? 91 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:05,164 Oh. 92 00:04:05,165 --> 00:04:06,165 Oh, well, that is... 93 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,292 Totally out of our budget. I know. 94 00:04:08,293 --> 00:04:10,336 I shouldn't have even been looking at it. 95 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,755 No, no. Hey. 96 00:04:12,756 --> 00:04:16,384 Look, you and I, we... we need a perfect house 97 00:04:16,385 --> 00:04:18,302 because we're about to have a perfect baby. 98 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:20,012 [chuckles] 99 00:04:20,013 --> 00:04:22,306 So if this is the one, then we'll figure out 100 00:04:22,307 --> 00:04:24,532 a way to make it work, okay? 101 00:04:24,543 --> 00:04:26,128 Okay. 102 00:04:29,731 --> 00:04:30,731 Hey, Coach. 103 00:04:30,732 --> 00:04:32,108 Hey, hey, Kent. 104 00:04:32,109 --> 00:04:34,152 You here to accept my job offer? 105 00:04:34,245 --> 00:04:36,788 It's a pretty good salary for an assistant coach. 106 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:38,282 But a guy like you is worth it. 107 00:04:38,293 --> 00:04:41,003 I'm afraid I have to decline. 108 00:04:41,201 --> 00:04:42,827 Is this about the boys not playing? 109 00:04:42,828 --> 00:04:44,078 Because I'm working on that. 110 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:46,038 You can stop working on it. 111 00:04:46,039 --> 00:04:49,167 And I didn't entirely appreciate the girls comment. 112 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:51,752 It's not really a reason someone should play football. 113 00:04:51,753 --> 00:04:54,088 Who said anything about girls? 114 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:57,675 I simply said that football is a super way to build character, 115 00:04:57,676 --> 00:05:00,011 which your boys are gonna need if they're gonna follow 116 00:05:00,012 --> 00:05:01,662 in their father's footsteps. 117 00:05:01,673 --> 00:05:04,008 Well, frankly, the last time Jonathan was on the team, 118 00:05:04,266 --> 00:05:06,058 he took drugs, so. 119 00:05:06,059 --> 00:05:07,727 I don't think he needed them. 120 00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:10,062 I don't think anybody needs drugs. 121 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:11,355 [whispers] You know what I mean. 122 00:05:11,356 --> 00:05:14,401 I... I'm not sure I do. Um. 123 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,905 Oh, hey, Coach, you're gonna want to watch... 124 00:05:18,906 --> 00:05:22,992 ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 125 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:24,744 - Ow? - Ow! 126 00:05:24,745 --> 00:05:25,745 Ow? 127 00:05:25,746 --> 00:05:26,746 Ow! 128 00:05:26,747 --> 00:05:29,040 - Ow? - Ow! 129 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:32,210 Uh, are you okay, Kent? 130 00:05:32,211 --> 00:05:34,045 I don't know, I think I might have sprained something. 131 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:35,963 I'm not a doctor. It just hurts. Ow! 132 00:05:35,964 --> 00:05:37,774 Okay, I'm gonna get some ice. 133 00:05:37,785 --> 00:05:38,868 Yeah. 134 00:05:39,092 --> 00:05:41,385 Ow? 135 00:05:41,386 --> 00:05:42,595 We need some ice! 136 00:05:42,596 --> 00:05:44,806 Hey, we need some ice! 137 00:05:46,993 --> 00:05:48,768 What, are you worried you're gonna get hurt? 138 00:05:48,769 --> 00:05:50,061 This is the "Daily Planet" 139 00:05:50,062 --> 00:05:51,279 softball team we're talking about. 140 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:52,916 It's not some underground fight club. 141 00:05:53,065 --> 00:05:54,899 Jimmy's right. You should join. 142 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,830 - You love baseball. - Yeah, I... I know. 143 00:05:56,841 --> 00:05:58,736 Just, I've never actually played. 144 00:05:58,737 --> 00:06:00,738 Neither has most of the team. 145 00:06:00,739 --> 00:06:02,281 Okay, ignore my sister. 146 00:06:02,282 --> 00:06:03,950 She and your fiancé hang out all the time. 147 00:06:03,951 --> 00:06:05,576 But what about us? Come on. 148 00:06:05,577 --> 00:06:07,453 Can't we be pals? 149 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,747 We already are, aren't we? 150 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:11,415 Friends hang out outside of work. 151 00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:13,918 What better way to do that than by taking back our trophy 152 00:06:13,919 --> 00:06:15,628 from those pretentious jerks at "The Star"? 153 00:06:15,629 --> 00:06:17,171 - Yeah. - Yeah, what do you say? 154 00:06:17,172 --> 00:06:18,340 You in? 155 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,762 Jimmy, I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm really swamped 156 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:26,222 with this Intergang story right now. 157 00:06:26,223 --> 00:06:28,307 See? I told you he'd say no. 158 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:29,610 Always does. 159 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:32,373 Right. Maybe next time, CK. 160 00:06:33,397 --> 00:06:36,857 You know we don't have any leads on the Intergang story. 161 00:06:36,858 --> 00:06:38,776 I can't join a softball team. 162 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:41,237 My dad never wanted me to play sports for obvious reasons. 163 00:06:41,238 --> 00:06:43,990 But especially now with Superman, 164 00:06:43,991 --> 00:06:45,825 I can't risk drawing attention to myself. 165 00:06:45,826 --> 00:06:48,911 No matter who you are, you're still allowed to have friends. 166 00:06:48,912 --> 00:06:50,454 I have friends. 167 00:06:50,455 --> 00:06:52,206 Not friends all the way in Smallville. 168 00:06:52,207 --> 00:06:53,874 Friends you can actually hang out with. 169 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:56,085 It doesn't matter. If I played, I'd be cheating. 170 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:58,129 Then don't cheat. Be terrible. 171 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,839 It's not about winning. 172 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,799 Be terrible. 173 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,551 Be terrible. Well, not terrible. 174 00:07:03,552 --> 00:07:05,678 I could... oh! Oh, I could bunt! 175 00:07:05,679 --> 00:07:06,804 I could be the bunt guy! 176 00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:08,180 - I love bunts! - Great. 177 00:07:08,181 --> 00:07:09,682 I don't know what that means. 178 00:07:09,683 --> 00:07:10,975 But, yes, you see, you can do it. 179 00:07:10,976 --> 00:07:12,393 Yes, I can do this. 180 00:07:12,394 --> 00:07:13,394 Thanks, babe. 181 00:07:13,395 --> 00:07:15,271 Uh, hey, Jimmy? 182 00:07:15,272 --> 00:07:16,731 Had a thought. 183 00:07:16,732 --> 00:07:18,902 How low are your expectations? 184 00:07:18,913 --> 00:07:20,414 I saw the first one four times. 185 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:22,153 [laughter] 186 00:07:22,154 --> 00:07:23,487 Now I plan on taking a drink every time 187 00:07:23,488 --> 00:07:24,655 there's a severed limb. 188 00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:25,948 [laughter] 189 00:07:25,949 --> 00:07:27,491 There he is. 190 00:07:27,492 --> 00:07:29,160 The star quarterback. 191 00:07:29,161 --> 00:07:31,579 Dude, I told Gaines I can't play. 192 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,039 Position's yours. 193 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,707 Because that's the only way I could get it, right? 194 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:36,667 I could never dream of beating you. 195 00:07:36,668 --> 00:07:38,336 Timmy, what's your problem? 196 00:07:38,337 --> 00:07:40,504 My problem is that I worked my ass off for football 197 00:07:40,505 --> 00:07:43,341 while the Wonder Twins here have superpowers. 198 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:45,509 Wait, you think we have powers? 199 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,386 Do you hear how crazy that sounds? 200 00:07:47,387 --> 00:07:50,056 Always wondered how you were so good as a freshman. 201 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:51,682 I had to take X-K just to keep up. 202 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:54,143 But that's because you were super-powered this whole time. 203 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:56,020 - That's not what happened. - Stop lying. 204 00:07:56,021 --> 00:07:57,396 I know it's true! 205 00:07:57,397 --> 00:07:59,231 - I'm not lying. - Yes, you are. 206 00:07:59,232 --> 00:08:00,650 Why don't you show them who you are? 207 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:02,109 Get out of my face. 208 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:03,486 - You ruined my life, Kent. - Get out of my face. 209 00:08:03,487 --> 00:08:04,945 I'm not gonna get out of your face. 210 00:08:04,946 --> 00:08:06,113 Why don't you show them who you are! 211 00:08:06,114 --> 00:08:07,698 Get out of my face! 212 00:08:07,699 --> 00:08:09,325 [tense music] 213 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:12,745 Whatever's going on here is done, okay? 214 00:08:12,746 --> 00:08:15,457 You've ruined my life, Kent. 215 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:19,127 I think you should leave. 216 00:08:20,837 --> 00:08:22,213 Fine. 217 00:08:22,214 --> 00:08:23,506 Fine. 218 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,633 Superboy wins again. 219 00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:32,974 ♪ ♪ 220 00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:37,661 Okay, open. Surprise! 221 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:41,655 It's so... 222 00:08:41,656 --> 00:08:43,908 big. [chuckles] 223 00:08:45,702 --> 00:08:49,372 Okay, you might wanna have Kyle do a safety check. 224 00:08:49,383 --> 00:08:51,342 It's lovely. 225 00:08:51,669 --> 00:08:53,336 Thank you. 226 00:08:53,337 --> 00:08:54,964 It's just... 227 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,263 We actually need to talk. 228 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:00,802 Maybe you should sit down. 229 00:09:00,803 --> 00:09:03,221 [soft apprehensive music] 230 00:09:03,222 --> 00:09:04,598 Okay. 231 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:09,728 So me and Kyle, we've been looking and looking, 232 00:09:09,729 --> 00:09:12,188 and we finally found a house. 233 00:09:12,189 --> 00:09:15,066 - Lois, it's the house. - That's amazing. 234 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:17,485 Except it's not even remotely in our price range. 235 00:09:17,486 --> 00:09:20,030 And I've been over and over it, 236 00:09:20,031 --> 00:09:24,951 and the only way we'll ever be able to afford it is... 237 00:09:24,952 --> 00:09:27,705 if I sell my share of the "Gazette." 238 00:09:29,165 --> 00:09:30,707 Chrissy. 239 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:33,376 I'm really sorry. 240 00:09:33,377 --> 00:09:36,046 Well, you don't get to make a decision like that without me. 241 00:09:36,047 --> 00:09:38,340 I thought we were building something here. 242 00:09:38,341 --> 00:09:40,258 We are. 243 00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:41,426 We were. 244 00:09:41,427 --> 00:09:43,178 We're supposed to be a team. 245 00:09:43,179 --> 00:09:45,180 And I love our team. I really do. 246 00:09:45,181 --> 00:09:47,390 But I'm about to have a new team. 247 00:09:47,391 --> 00:09:49,976 And the way this baby stomps on my bladder every minute, 248 00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:52,354 they're gonna need a yard to run around in. 249 00:09:52,355 --> 00:09:54,397 No, I get that. Of course I do. 250 00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:56,733 I just... if you sell, 251 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,860 that could mean the end of the "Gazette." 252 00:09:58,861 --> 00:10:01,404 And that's the last thing I'd ever want. 253 00:10:01,405 --> 00:10:04,325 Working with you has been a dream. 254 00:10:06,285 --> 00:10:09,080 I have to do this for my family. 255 00:10:11,165 --> 00:10:12,457 Do you hate me? 256 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:15,294 No, of course not. I'm happy for you. 257 00:10:17,004 --> 00:10:21,008 I'm just sad to lose this. 258 00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:26,346 I'm really sorry. 259 00:10:26,347 --> 00:10:28,807 But this baby's kicking around in there again, 260 00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:31,101 and I have to pee, like, right now. 261 00:10:31,102 --> 00:10:38,192 ♪ ♪ 262 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:41,611 Hey, I got your message. 263 00:10:41,612 --> 00:10:43,446 Everything okay? 264 00:10:43,447 --> 00:10:44,864 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 265 00:10:44,865 --> 00:10:46,784 You're selling your grill? 266 00:10:49,245 --> 00:10:52,747 Look, Kent, I got one kid getting ready to study abroad, 267 00:10:52,748 --> 00:10:54,958 I got another one growing up way too fast, 268 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,543 and now a baby on the way. 269 00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:57,710 There's no way around it. 270 00:10:57,711 --> 00:11:00,130 I'm... I'm flat broke. 271 00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:02,048 But that particular tragedy is not what 272 00:11:02,049 --> 00:11:03,675 I wanted to talk to you about. 273 00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,218 Well, what's going on? 274 00:11:05,219 --> 00:11:06,261 It's about Timmy Ryan. 275 00:11:06,262 --> 00:11:08,263 I saw him earlier today with the boys. 276 00:11:08,264 --> 00:11:10,807 He was accusing Jon of cheating at football 277 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:12,851 and then talking about how he didn't think 278 00:11:12,852 --> 00:11:14,727 it was fair that he should have to compete 279 00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:18,106 for a spot against Superboy. 280 00:11:18,107 --> 00:11:21,151 Okay, so now Timmy Ryan knows. 281 00:11:21,152 --> 00:11:23,736 Is there anyone in this town I don't have to worry about? 282 00:11:23,737 --> 00:11:25,363 I mean, I know it can't be easy 283 00:11:25,364 --> 00:11:29,910 always having to keep yourself a secret from all your friends. 284 00:11:30,953 --> 00:11:33,329 [cheers and applause] 285 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,414 That's right, baby! 286 00:11:34,415 --> 00:11:35,874 Come on, Smallville! 287 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,417 You got this. Come on, CK. 288 00:11:37,418 --> 00:11:38,919 Bring me home, baby! 289 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:48,344 [cheers and applause] 290 00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:49,512 Whoo! 291 00:11:49,513 --> 00:11:52,348 Yeah, baby! 292 00:11:52,349 --> 00:11:56,102 [cheering] 293 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:58,146 CK bringing me home in the bottom of the ninth 294 00:11:58,147 --> 00:11:59,397 with an epic bunt? 295 00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:00,857 What got into you? 296 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,692 First rule of Meteors legend Ray Coyle's book. 297 00:12:02,693 --> 00:12:04,110 If you can't bunt, you can't win. 298 00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:06,238 You're a madman, and I absolutely love it. 299 00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:08,990 Hey, Lane. 300 00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:11,618 Hey, how's it feel to be dating the big hero? 301 00:12:11,619 --> 00:12:13,328 Same as always. 302 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:15,288 You're a lucky lady. Don't you ever forget it. 303 00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:17,123 Yeah, I think we know who the lucky one is. 304 00:12:17,124 --> 00:12:19,292 Hey, you and me, man, this is the start of something great. 305 00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:20,835 You hear me? 306 00:12:20,836 --> 00:12:22,253 Next thing I know, you're gonna be trying out 307 00:12:22,254 --> 00:12:24,839 for the big leagues. [laughter] 308 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,591 Is that too much? Should I have struck out? 309 00:12:26,592 --> 00:12:28,009 No, it was great. 310 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:29,469 And that smile looks good on you too. 311 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,887 Well, I've never been part of the team before. 312 00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,014 I didn't know it felt this good. 313 00:12:33,015 --> 00:12:35,892 I hate having to lie like that. 314 00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:38,603 You didn't, though. Not really. 315 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:40,230 And besides, Malcolm and Wellnitz 316 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,898 just thought he was crazy anyway. 317 00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,399 Yeah, but he's not. 318 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,778 And we just let them make fun of him for us. 319 00:12:46,779 --> 00:12:47,987 With him coming at us like that, 320 00:12:47,988 --> 00:12:50,323 we didn't really have a choice. 321 00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,242 Besides, Timmy was wrong anyway. 322 00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:54,077 You didn't even have powers back then. 323 00:12:54,078 --> 00:12:56,788 Yeah, but I can't say that and defend myself. 324 00:12:56,789 --> 00:12:58,081 I had to lie about it. 325 00:12:58,082 --> 00:12:59,999 Having powers isn't always awesome. 326 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,835 Welcome to the club. 327 00:13:03,212 --> 00:13:05,088 - Chrissy wants out? - Yep. 328 00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:07,257 She already called that awful conglomerate 329 00:13:07,258 --> 00:13:09,884 that tried to buy us out a while back. 330 00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:11,970 But reporting is her superpower. 331 00:13:11,971 --> 00:13:13,263 And you two make a great team. 332 00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:14,430 I know. 333 00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,849 Boys, dinner! 334 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:17,934 Well, they must be desperate. 335 00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:19,561 Kyle is selling his grill. 336 00:13:19,562 --> 00:13:20,728 What? 337 00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:22,981 Grilling is his superpower. 338 00:13:22,982 --> 00:13:25,985 There's gotta be another way for them to get their house. 339 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,072 Hey. 340 00:13:31,073 --> 00:13:33,993 So I hear Timmy Ryan knows you two have powers? 341 00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:37,453 He doesn't know. 342 00:13:37,454 --> 00:13:39,497 Not for sure, anyway. 343 00:13:39,498 --> 00:13:43,293 But he was pretty mad. 344 00:13:43,294 --> 00:13:45,128 Okay, so I'm gonna have to add him to the list. 345 00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:46,462 Look, just tell me now. 346 00:13:46,463 --> 00:13:49,133 Is there anyone else who might know? 347 00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,177 Candice knows. 348 00:13:53,178 --> 00:13:54,762 You told your girlfriend? 349 00:13:54,763 --> 00:13:56,264 He didn't. I did. 350 00:13:56,265 --> 00:13:57,599 What? When? 351 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,475 When she was visiting. 352 00:13:59,476 --> 00:14:01,019 She's known since the 4th? 353 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,520 Well, I had to keep sneaking off to help Mom, 354 00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:03,771 and she knew I was lying. 355 00:14:03,772 --> 00:14:05,356 - So this is my fault? - No! 356 00:14:05,357 --> 00:14:06,858 And I wasn't gonna tell her, but she was really hurt, 357 00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:08,192 and she was about to break up with me. 358 00:14:08,193 --> 00:14:10,069 - Then you let her. - Dad, come on. 359 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,946 Don't even start with me. You should know better. 360 00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:13,281 Yeah, I do. 361 00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,033 'Cause I lost Sarah for the same reason, 362 00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:16,367 and I didn't want Jon to have to go through that. 363 00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:17,994 This isn't about what you want. 364 00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,704 That wasn't your decision to make. 365 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:21,497 We can trust Candice. 366 00:14:21,498 --> 00:14:23,916 You can't possibly know that. She's 16. 367 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,501 She doesn't even live in Smallville. 368 00:14:25,502 --> 00:14:27,003 Like everyone in this town isn't already 369 00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,004 telling everyone else about it. 370 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,422 I'm fixing that. 371 00:14:29,423 --> 00:14:30,590 Sure, you are. 372 00:14:30,591 --> 00:14:31,841 What don't you two get? 373 00:14:31,842 --> 00:14:33,635 The secret is everything. 374 00:14:33,636 --> 00:14:35,678 It's the only thing that gives us a chance at a normal life. 375 00:14:35,679 --> 00:14:37,847 This life is hardly normal. 376 00:14:37,848 --> 00:14:39,265 But it's the only one we have. 377 00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,184 So both of you will do everything you can 378 00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:45,063 to protect it from Candice or Timmy or anyone. 379 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,397 Is that clear? 380 00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:47,940 Fine. 381 00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:55,282 ♪ ♪ 382 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,886 [pensive music] 383 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,846 ♪ ♪ 384 00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,974 Boys, we need to talk about your father. 385 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,477 You mean about how he went off at us for no reason? 386 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:15,354 It wasn't without reason. 387 00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:17,023 Candice deserved to know the truth. 388 00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:18,316 Give me that. 389 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,693 - Hey! - I was just about to win! 390 00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:23,070 This isn't about Candice. 391 00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:26,199 Your father has been keeping this a secret his whole life. 392 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,742 We know. 393 00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:29,535 He only holds it over our heads, like, all the time. 394 00:15:29,536 --> 00:15:31,078 But I still don't think you understand 395 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:32,622 what it actually means. 396 00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:35,374 Do you know how old your dad was when he got powers? 397 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,626 He was four. 398 00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,169 And his parents, they meant well, 399 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,547 but they were so hard on him whenever he used them. 400 00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:42,798 We know what that's like. 401 00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:44,217 He was just a little kid, Jordan. 402 00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:46,427 And his parents were terrified that if anyone 403 00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:47,803 found out what he was capable of, 404 00:15:47,804 --> 00:15:49,889 he'd be taken away from them. 405 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,600 So he grew up with that constant fear. 406 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,810 That's not going to happen now. 407 00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:56,604 I know, but keeping this secret 408 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,940 is truly all he's ever known. 409 00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:00,316 Until he told you. 410 00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,735 Mr. Irons, Miss Lang, Chrissy. 411 00:16:02,736 --> 00:16:04,946 But there are so many other people he didn't tell. 412 00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:08,950 And these are people who were really important to him. 413 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:12,745 He was on an island, isolated for so long. 414 00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,622 Okay, but that was his decision. 415 00:16:14,623 --> 00:16:16,624 Yeah, and he made it with good reason. 416 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,542 Listen, all I'm asking of you guys 417 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:21,462 is to cut your dad some slack. 418 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:23,631 He might act like keeping this secret 419 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:26,133 didn't cost him anything, but I promise you, 420 00:16:26,134 --> 00:16:29,053 it is not true. 421 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:32,224 [cheers and applause] 422 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,476 Hey. How many innings did I miss? 423 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,186 How many innings are there in softball? 424 00:16:37,187 --> 00:16:38,938 - Nine. - Then eight. 425 00:16:38,939 --> 00:16:40,648 Which means there's still one left. 426 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:42,233 I got here as quick as I could. 427 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,026 There was a freighter sinking off the coast of Greece. 428 00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:45,736 Well, well, well. 429 00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:48,823 There's the face I wanted to see about two hours ago. 430 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,074 Jimmy, I'm sorry. I... 431 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,534 I get it. Traffic's crazy these days. 432 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:52,994 Come on, get out there. 433 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:56,080 Game's tied. We need the Bunt King. 434 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,000 - See? Jimmy's not even mad. - Yeah, this time. 435 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,751 Well, maybe there won't be a next time. 436 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,128 There's always gonna be a next time. 437 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,671 I told you, joining this team was a bad idea. 438 00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:05,047 No, it wasn't. 439 00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:06,382 And you can't let tomorrow ruin today. 440 00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:07,883 Now, get out there. 441 00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:11,178 You bunt all over that field. 442 00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:12,264 Okay. 443 00:17:14,057 --> 00:17:17,184 You're selling your grill? 444 00:17:17,185 --> 00:17:18,352 We need the money, babe. 445 00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:19,937 I get it. 446 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,189 I tried to sell my stake in the "Gazette." 447 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,858 What? 448 00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:26,694 No, Chrissy, the "Gazette" is not a grill. 449 00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:29,530 That's... that's your life. 450 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:30,990 I know. 451 00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:32,325 But it would have been more than enough 452 00:17:32,326 --> 00:17:33,451 for the down payment. 453 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,869 And don't worry. 454 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,787 I could find another job after the baby is here. 455 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,373 Yeah, but that is a big life decision. 456 00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:42,793 Doesn't even matter anyway 'cause the only lead I had 457 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:45,755 turned out to be a shell corporation for Luthor. 458 00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:48,341 By the time I put out more feelers... 459 00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:49,968 House will be off the market. 460 00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:55,514 Well, look, I'll sell everything then... 461 00:17:55,515 --> 00:17:57,183 my grill, my truck. 462 00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:59,268 And believe it or not, that singing trout on the wall, 463 00:17:59,269 --> 00:18:00,394 that's a collector's item. 464 00:18:00,395 --> 00:18:02,146 Oh, Kyle, no. 465 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:05,066 No, it doesn't matter what we sell. 466 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:08,402 We're not gonna have the money in time. 467 00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:10,363 That house is just... 468 00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:13,199 it just wasn't meant to be. 469 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,577 You know, raising a baby in a tiny studio apartment 470 00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:19,372 with no in-unit washer/dryer 471 00:18:19,373 --> 00:18:21,332 isn't the worst thing of all time. 472 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,335 [soft music] 473 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:30,092 ♪ ♪ 474 00:18:37,744 --> 00:18:39,537 Dad? 475 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,775 We wanted to say we're sorry about Candice. 476 00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:48,859 And that we probably should have 477 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,236 handled things differently. 478 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:53,030 I appreciate that. 479 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,408 Look, I hope you guys know I'm not trying 480 00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:57,410 to make your lives miserable. 481 00:18:57,411 --> 00:18:59,286 I'm trying to make them better. 482 00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:00,287 We get that. 483 00:19:00,288 --> 00:19:01,414 And we wanna help. 484 00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,082 Well, good. 485 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,044 Because there's something the three of us need to do. 486 00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:10,965 Timmy, your friends are here! 487 00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,967 I am so glad you stopped by, Clark. 488 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,760 - It's been too long. - It has. 489 00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:16,804 I wish it was under better circumstances. 490 00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:19,098 I think our boys had a little disagreement, 491 00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:21,725 so I just wanted to come over and clear the air. 492 00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:24,228 A disagreement? About what? 493 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,730 About them hiding their powers 494 00:19:26,731 --> 00:19:29,442 because Mr. Kent is Superman. 495 00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:31,569 [laughs] 496 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:36,198 That's very flattering, but I... that's simply not true. 497 00:19:36,199 --> 00:19:37,616 Honey, I went to school with Clark. 498 00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:39,201 He was just a normal kid. 499 00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:41,912 Just like how Jon and Jordan are pretending to be. 500 00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:43,622 Just because Jon's better than you at football 501 00:19:43,623 --> 00:19:45,124 doesn't mean that he has powers. 502 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,543 Don't lie to me. I was there on Main Street. 503 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:48,919 I saw you fly. 504 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:52,673 Timothy, are you using drugs again? 505 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,300 What? No. 506 00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:56,844 Look, I'm sure it's just an honest misunderstanding. 507 00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:58,179 No, it wasn't. 508 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,347 Enough. 509 00:20:00,348 --> 00:20:02,851 - Whatever. - Timmy! 510 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,437 I am so sorry about that. 511 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,606 Well, there's no need to apologize. 512 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,815 Let me go talk to him. 513 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:11,775 And please, send Lois my best? 514 00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:12,860 Yeah. 515 00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:16,989 [soft tense music] 516 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:20,367 Guess this means you can cross Timmy off your list. 517 00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:25,415 ♪ ♪ 518 00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:31,618 Jimmy? 519 00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:38,291 Hey, wait up. 520 00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:39,625 We missed you at the game, CK. 521 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,169 - It was a close one. - Yeah, I know. 522 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,587 The craziest thing happened. 523 00:20:42,588 --> 00:20:43,838 You're... you're not gonna believe it. 524 00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:46,674 Yeah, I don't think I will. 525 00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:48,176 Sorry? 526 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:52,597 The craziest thing doesn't happen three games in a row. 527 00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:54,056 I was starting to think it was me. 528 00:20:54,057 --> 00:20:55,808 Maybe you just didn't wanna hang out. 529 00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:59,520 No, see, my neighbor's cat got out again, Miss May, and... 530 00:20:59,521 --> 00:21:02,106 Then it hit me. There's a pattern here. 531 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:05,568 It sounds crazy at first, but it explains a lot. 532 00:21:05,569 --> 00:21:07,653 Oh, it's just a streak of bad luck, really. 533 00:21:07,654 --> 00:21:09,530 Actually, I'd say everyone involved 534 00:21:09,531 --> 00:21:11,282 turned out to be pretty damn lucky. 535 00:21:11,283 --> 00:21:14,285 [soft tense music] 536 00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:17,413 ♪ ♪ 537 00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,207 Crashing helicopter. 538 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,583 A blown out train track. 539 00:21:20,584 --> 00:21:22,543 A falling elevator at the Eiffel Tower. 540 00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:25,547 Every game you miss, Superman was making a save. 541 00:21:26,847 --> 00:21:28,348 I'm not sure I follow. 542 00:21:30,761 --> 00:21:33,262 You and I, we're friends, right? 543 00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:35,598 Yeah, of course. 544 00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:38,100 It's you. 545 00:21:38,101 --> 00:21:40,269 You're Superman. 546 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,647 [laughs] 547 00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:47,568 Uh, Jimmy, I honestly don't even know what to say to that. 548 00:21:47,569 --> 00:21:49,570 Just the truth. Nothing else. 549 00:21:49,571 --> 00:21:52,699 Clark Kent, are you Superman? 550 00:21:55,619 --> 00:21:59,831 No, I am not Superman. 551 00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:06,295 Hmm. I still don't believe you. 552 00:22:06,296 --> 00:22:07,713 No offense, but... 553 00:22:07,714 --> 00:22:09,048 Guess we'll just have to wait and see. 554 00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:10,633 The championship game is on Friday. 555 00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:14,971 So, hopefully, nothing crazy happens. 556 00:22:14,972 --> 00:22:22,104 ♪ ♪ 557 00:22:29,111 --> 00:22:31,320 How did it go? 558 00:22:31,321 --> 00:22:32,488 They didn't believe you? 559 00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:33,990 They did. 560 00:22:33,991 --> 00:22:36,450 Timmy's mom, anyway. 561 00:22:36,451 --> 00:22:38,287 It really sucked. 562 00:22:41,915 --> 00:22:43,916 - Are they okay? - Yeah. 563 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,751 It'll take time, but they'll get used to it. 564 00:22:45,752 --> 00:22:48,629 I hope you're right. 565 00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:51,090 Are we in the market? 566 00:22:51,091 --> 00:22:52,842 No, but I couldn't stop thinking 567 00:22:52,843 --> 00:22:54,468 about Chrissy and Kyle, 568 00:22:54,469 --> 00:22:57,471 and I have an idea to run by you. 569 00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:59,569 Well, this is a nice surprise. 570 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:02,268 The four of us haven't gotten dinner in a long time. 571 00:23:02,269 --> 00:23:03,811 Yeah, what's the occasion? 572 00:23:03,812 --> 00:23:06,689 We thought there might be a reason to celebrate. 573 00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:08,691 Yeah, Lois showed me your new house. 574 00:23:08,692 --> 00:23:10,234 You two must be so excited. 575 00:23:10,235 --> 00:23:16,532 Uh, well, we actually just decided to stay put for now. 576 00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:19,368 Down payment was a lot and, uh, 577 00:23:19,369 --> 00:23:21,203 I didn't have any takers on my grill. 578 00:23:21,204 --> 00:23:24,373 Yeah, nobody wants to invest in media right now, so. 579 00:23:24,374 --> 00:23:27,710 Actually, we have buyers for you. 580 00:23:28,037 --> 00:23:29,871 Wait, what? Who? 581 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:31,672 Us. 582 00:23:31,673 --> 00:23:33,758 We wanna buy you out of the "Gazette." 583 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,551 Come again? 584 00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:37,636 My dad never took a vacation 585 00:23:37,637 --> 00:23:40,264 and wore the same six Hawaiian shirts for 30 years, 586 00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:44,268 so he left us some money, and we wanna invest it. 587 00:23:44,269 --> 00:23:46,062 In your new family. 588 00:23:46,063 --> 00:23:48,898 So your baby has a nice home to grow up in. 589 00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:51,129 Oh. 590 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:54,225 Well, look, y'all heard Chrissy. 591 00:23:54,446 --> 00:23:57,239 We... we can't let y'all throw away your money like that. 592 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,535 Well, you wouldn't be. When I first bought into the "Gazette," 593 00:23:59,546 --> 00:24:01,482 it was because I wanted to work with you. 594 00:24:01,493 --> 00:24:03,160 And I also believed that we could make it 595 00:24:03,455 --> 00:24:06,207 something really special, and I still believe that. 596 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,500 Lois. 597 00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:09,335 I'm not ready to give up on us. 598 00:24:09,336 --> 00:24:10,878 And we don't want anything to change. 599 00:24:10,879 --> 00:24:12,380 You'd both still be co-editors, 600 00:24:12,381 --> 00:24:14,340 and if you ever wanted to buy back your half, 601 00:24:14,341 --> 00:24:16,343 that door is always open. 602 00:24:17,928 --> 00:24:20,513 Please let us do this for you? 603 00:24:20,514 --> 00:24:24,392 [soft music] 604 00:24:24,393 --> 00:24:25,768 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 605 00:24:25,769 --> 00:24:28,270 Oh, my God! Thank you guys so much! 606 00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:29,438 I just love you guys. 607 00:24:29,439 --> 00:24:30,710 [laughter] 608 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:33,305 Oh, see, this does call for celebration. 609 00:24:33,479 --> 00:24:35,272 And dinner's on me. 610 00:24:35,487 --> 00:24:37,197 I'm not taking no for an answer. 611 00:24:40,163 --> 00:24:42,248 Leftovers. 612 00:24:42,388 --> 00:24:44,806 I'm not hungry. 613 00:24:44,955 --> 00:24:48,041 Dude, I'm bummed about Timmy, too, but you gotta eat. 614 00:24:49,764 --> 00:24:52,266 Is it always gonna feel like this? 615 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:55,339 I hope not. Probably. 616 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:58,634 I'm starting to get why Dad doesn't have any friends. 617 00:24:58,635 --> 00:25:01,387 Dude, Dad has friends. 618 00:25:01,388 --> 00:25:02,888 Mr. Irons, Mr. Cushing. 619 00:25:02,889 --> 00:25:04,557 When was the last time he actually hung out 620 00:25:04,558 --> 00:25:08,561 with one of them or did anything fun? 621 00:25:08,562 --> 00:25:13,441 Having to lie like that to everyone all the time, 622 00:25:13,442 --> 00:25:15,734 he missed out on so much. 623 00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:17,925 It's sad. 624 00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:21,490 I don't wanna end up like that. 625 00:25:21,491 --> 00:25:23,284 At least we always have each other. 626 00:25:23,285 --> 00:25:25,202 No offense, but do you really want 627 00:25:25,203 --> 00:25:27,538 to be one of those weirdo twins who only 628 00:25:27,539 --> 00:25:30,331 hangs out with each other? 629 00:25:30,342 --> 00:25:32,134 I don't know. 630 00:25:32,145 --> 00:25:34,063 Didn't think so. 631 00:25:34,171 --> 00:25:35,880 I'd like to make a toast. 632 00:25:35,881 --> 00:25:40,176 Kent, when we were growing up, you... 633 00:25:40,177 --> 00:25:42,386 well, you pretty much kept to yourself. 634 00:25:42,387 --> 00:25:43,929 We all know why now. 635 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:46,807 But, listen, I wasn't always the nicest to you. 636 00:25:46,808 --> 00:25:48,392 Oh, well, that's... 637 00:25:48,393 --> 00:25:50,352 that's true, actually, yeah. 638 00:25:50,353 --> 00:25:53,397 And when y'all first moved to Smallville, 639 00:25:53,398 --> 00:25:55,489 you and I didn't really see eye to eye. 640 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,459 That is putting it lightly. 641 00:25:57,460 --> 00:25:59,391 Oh, wait a second. 642 00:25:59,402 --> 00:26:02,195 Did I get knocked up by the town bully? 643 00:26:02,673 --> 00:26:05,258 All right, I make no excuses. 644 00:26:05,493 --> 00:26:07,786 But, look, I think that's what makes this... 645 00:26:07,797 --> 00:26:09,673 this all so much more special. 646 00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:13,725 Despite all that, my acting a fool, the two of you, 647 00:26:13,726 --> 00:26:16,646 you've been there for us every step of the way. 648 00:26:18,507 --> 00:26:22,260 To the two kindest, most loyal people I know 649 00:26:22,444 --> 00:26:26,780 who I couldn't be prouder to call our friends. 650 00:26:26,994 --> 00:26:28,786 To the best of friends. 651 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:30,204 Friendship. 652 00:26:30,205 --> 00:26:31,539 To... 653 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:35,501 - [high-pitched warbling] - [footsteps echoing] 654 00:26:35,502 --> 00:26:38,046 Emmitt Pergande. 655 00:26:38,047 --> 00:26:39,922 Candice's dad? What about him? 656 00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:42,133 He just walked in. 657 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,010 And he doesn't look right. 658 00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:46,246 There he is. 659 00:26:46,257 --> 00:26:48,550 Clark Kent, my old buddy. 660 00:26:48,724 --> 00:26:50,642 What's he doing here? 661 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,519 A little birdie told me something about you. 662 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,063 [tense music] 663 00:26:55,064 --> 00:26:58,484 And I couldn't wait to come by and chat about it. 664 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,037 He knows who I am. 665 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,543 So, Kent, you wanna know 666 00:27:06,884 --> 00:27:08,218 what that little birdie told me? 667 00:27:11,612 --> 00:27:13,155 Mr. Pergande, I'd be happy to talk 668 00:27:13,156 --> 00:27:15,073 if we could just step outside. 669 00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:17,617 You always wanna step outside, don't you? 670 00:27:17,618 --> 00:27:20,162 Where no one can see. 671 00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:21,830 Not this time. 672 00:27:21,831 --> 00:27:27,169 We're gonna do this right here in front of everyone. 673 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:29,713 Now, after you slammed me against that counter, 674 00:27:29,861 --> 00:27:32,946 I wondered, how could some mild-mannered nothing 675 00:27:32,947 --> 00:27:37,034 make a fool out of me in front of everyone? 676 00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:38,660 But that was all a lie 677 00:27:38,661 --> 00:27:42,039 'cause you're not really nothing, are you... 678 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,332 Superman? 679 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,627 [tense music] 680 00:27:46,628 --> 00:27:48,378 Look, I don't know what you've been told, 681 00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:50,380 but I've known Clark here my whole life, 682 00:27:50,381 --> 00:27:53,175 and he is not Superman. 683 00:27:53,176 --> 00:27:55,427 I guess it's not enough to lie to the whole world. 684 00:27:55,428 --> 00:27:58,013 Now you got your friends lying for you too. 685 00:27:58,014 --> 00:27:59,514 That's enough. 686 00:27:59,515 --> 00:28:01,433 I think everyone in here would like to eat in peace 687 00:28:01,434 --> 00:28:03,516 without your lunatic ramblings. 688 00:28:03,527 --> 00:28:04,861 Really? 689 00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:08,878 'Cause I think they'd like to know the truth. 690 00:28:09,026 --> 00:28:10,567 Which they sure ain't gonna get from you, 691 00:28:10,568 --> 00:28:13,987 Lois Lane, covering for your husband's alien ass 692 00:28:13,988 --> 00:28:15,364 for the past 20 years. 693 00:28:15,365 --> 00:28:17,699 Do not speak to my wife like that. 694 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,034 Then admit it. 695 00:28:19,035 --> 00:28:20,369 You're no hero. 696 00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:21,745 You chased me out of town. 697 00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:24,873 I've been living out of my damn car. 698 00:28:24,874 --> 00:28:26,375 Does that make you happy? 699 00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:29,294 Making regular people like me feel small? 700 00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:30,379 All right, buddy, that's enough. 701 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,743 - I think you need... - Don't you come any closer. 702 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,505 Kyle, get back here. 703 00:28:34,717 --> 00:28:40,305 Now, I'm not leaving until everyone here knows the truth. 704 00:28:40,306 --> 00:28:43,350 Even if I have to prove it myself. 705 00:28:43,351 --> 00:28:47,145 There's nothing to worry about, though, is there, Superman? 706 00:28:47,146 --> 00:28:50,065 Being bulletproof and all. 707 00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:51,400 Put the gun down. 708 00:28:51,401 --> 00:28:53,068 You made me look like an idiot. 709 00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:54,319 You don't wanna do this. 710 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,362 Quit lying! 711 00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,656 Emmitt, please. 712 00:28:59,992 --> 00:29:01,536 [gunshot] 713 00:29:32,108 --> 00:29:35,026 [soft dramatic music] 714 00:29:35,027 --> 00:29:42,076 ♪ ♪ 715 00:30:01,888 --> 00:30:04,806 [bullet tings] 716 00:30:04,807 --> 00:30:11,898 ♪ ♪ 717 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:31,708 He was right. 718 00:30:31,709 --> 00:30:34,169 It is you. 719 00:30:34,170 --> 00:30:36,422 Buddy, I got it from here. 720 00:30:38,341 --> 00:30:40,842 Taking you to Deputy Johnson's. 721 00:30:40,843 --> 00:30:47,934 ♪ ♪ 722 00:30:59,278 --> 00:31:03,240 I'm sorry I lied to you all for so long. 723 00:31:03,241 --> 00:31:05,450 So who told Mr. Pergande? 724 00:31:05,451 --> 00:31:07,035 It wasn't Candice. 725 00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:10,372 She promised me she hasn't seen her dad in months. 726 00:31:10,373 --> 00:31:11,501 I believe you. 727 00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:13,013 I just got a text from Chrissy. 728 00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:15,192 Guess who Emmitt served time with at Stryker's. 729 00:31:15,297 --> 00:31:17,882 Luthor. 730 00:31:17,964 --> 00:31:19,381 Which is why he's been so quiet. 731 00:31:19,382 --> 00:31:20,549 He's been setting this up. 732 00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:22,342 To use the secret against us. 733 00:31:22,343 --> 00:31:23,885 He must have known that Candice's dad 734 00:31:23,886 --> 00:31:26,304 would come back for revenge as soon as he heard the truth. 735 00:31:26,305 --> 00:31:27,556 Hey, Emmitt was the first. 736 00:31:27,557 --> 00:31:29,474 He definitely won't be the last. 737 00:31:29,475 --> 00:31:34,312 Luthor will keep sending people, unless... 738 00:31:34,313 --> 00:31:37,315 unless we don't keep it a secret. 739 00:31:37,316 --> 00:31:39,442 Clark, that is not our only option. 740 00:31:39,443 --> 00:31:41,528 I know. 741 00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:45,740 And I've been hiding this my entire life. 742 00:31:46,014 --> 00:31:50,102 But when Emmitt fired that bullet... 743 00:31:51,831 --> 00:31:53,665 I started to think maybe this... 744 00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:56,001 maybe this is doing more harm than good. 745 00:31:56,002 --> 00:31:59,213 You realize this would change everything? 746 00:32:00,715 --> 00:32:04,176 Which is why it needs to be a family decision. 747 00:32:07,889 --> 00:32:09,931 This would put all of us in the spotlight, 748 00:32:10,631 --> 00:32:14,218 take away your chance at ever having normal lives. 749 00:32:15,897 --> 00:32:18,190 And there'd be no going back. 750 00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:24,410 We're with you, Dad. 751 00:32:24,572 --> 00:32:28,283 Yeah, totally. 752 00:32:28,284 --> 00:32:30,160 I'm always with you. 753 00:32:30,161 --> 00:32:37,501 ♪ ♪ 754 00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:43,715 I'm sorry, boys. 755 00:32:43,716 --> 00:32:46,426 I just wanted to give you the kind of life that I had. 756 00:32:46,427 --> 00:32:50,221 You did, for a really long time. 757 00:32:50,222 --> 00:32:52,974 And whatever comes next, 758 00:32:52,975 --> 00:32:55,770 we'll get through this like we always do. 759 00:32:57,429 --> 00:32:58,722 As a family. 760 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:05,236 You are sure about this? 761 00:33:05,237 --> 00:33:06,572 Yeah. 762 00:33:08,074 --> 00:33:10,242 Yeah, it's time. 763 00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:13,951 Then I know just who to call. 764 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:21,212 ♪ ♪ 765 00:33:31,973 --> 00:33:33,891 You having second thoughts? 766 00:33:35,536 --> 00:33:40,206 No, just, uh, hate being on camera. 767 00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:43,483 I'm really proud of you for doing this. 768 00:33:43,484 --> 00:33:45,152 I mean it. 769 00:33:46,445 --> 00:33:50,991 You've fought aliens and stopped worlds from merging. 770 00:33:50,992 --> 00:33:53,660 But this may be the hardest thing you've ever done. 771 00:33:53,661 --> 00:34:00,960 ♪ ♪ 772 00:34:06,343 --> 00:34:08,302 Oh. 773 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:09,813 Um, hey. 774 00:34:09,885 --> 00:34:11,761 - Hi, I'm Clark. - Yeah. 775 00:34:11,762 --> 00:34:14,222 Hi. How you doing? Hi. 776 00:34:14,223 --> 00:34:16,641 Thanks again for the fuzzy flannel. 777 00:34:16,642 --> 00:34:18,643 How you doing? Hi. 778 00:34:18,644 --> 00:34:20,228 Yeah. 779 00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:21,229 How you feeling? 780 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,106 Uh, ready. 781 00:34:23,107 --> 00:34:25,692 Good, because I'm pretty sure the whole world 782 00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,319 will be watching. 783 00:34:30,659 --> 00:34:32,493 All right, everybody, quiet on set! 784 00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:36,131 We are live in five, four, 785 00:34:36,203 --> 00:34:39,206 three, two... 786 00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:44,045 [dramatic fanfare plays] 787 00:34:46,236 --> 00:34:50,130 Good evening. Ever since his first heroic save nearly 20 years ago, 788 00:34:50,141 --> 00:34:52,891 the entire world has been asking the question, 789 00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:54,309 who is Superman? 790 00:34:54,310 --> 00:34:56,561 And today, we finally have our answer. 791 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,605 I'm Janet Olsen, coming to you live 792 00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:02,692 from Smallville, Kansas, where I'm sitting in Superman's home. 793 00:35:02,693 --> 00:35:05,111 He has been living among us all along 794 00:35:05,112 --> 00:35:08,907 and is now ready to reveal himself. 795 00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:10,575 Would you introduce yourself? 796 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,076 My name is Clark Kent. 797 00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:16,497 And, yes, I am Superman. 798 00:35:16,811 --> 00:35:20,126 Full disclosure, I've known you as Clark for years. 799 00:35:20,127 --> 00:35:22,754 We worked together at the "Daily Planet." 800 00:35:22,755 --> 00:35:25,798 The greatest secret of all time was right in front of me, 801 00:35:25,799 --> 00:35:27,759 and I never had a clue. 802 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,969 How is that possible? 803 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:32,513 Um, it took a lot of work to keep that secret. 804 00:35:32,514 --> 00:35:37,101 And you'd be surprised what a pair of glasses will do. 805 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:39,271 Why come forward now? 806 00:35:41,357 --> 00:35:46,444 When I was starting out as Superman in Metropolis, 807 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,279 being a hero was easy. 808 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,533 And in Smallville, I was just Clark Kent. 809 00:35:52,534 --> 00:35:55,787 And why would anyone suspect otherwise? 810 00:35:55,788 --> 00:35:57,872 I kept my abilities hidden. 811 00:35:57,873 --> 00:36:00,375 Never used them for my own gain. 812 00:36:00,552 --> 00:36:03,962 And for a lot of years, that worked. 813 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:05,287 [soft music] 814 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:08,925 Uh, but then I... 815 00:36:09,087 --> 00:36:10,756 I died. 816 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:16,891 And some people thought they saw something. 817 00:36:16,892 --> 00:36:19,602 I tried to change their minds, but... 818 00:36:19,603 --> 00:36:22,981 I made good people doubt themselves, and that... 819 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:24,858 that felt wrong. 820 00:36:27,236 --> 00:36:29,070 And finally, I saw the strain that my double life 821 00:36:29,071 --> 00:36:31,489 was putting on my family, and... 822 00:36:32,099 --> 00:36:35,869 I decided it was time to let go. 823 00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:42,166 But despite all of that, keeping the secret, it's... 824 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:43,584 it's all I've ever known. 825 00:36:43,585 --> 00:36:45,295 Putting yourself out there to the world, 826 00:36:45,296 --> 00:36:47,046 how does that make you feel? 827 00:36:47,047 --> 00:36:52,218 Nervous, but also excited. 828 00:36:52,219 --> 00:36:54,846 Every day of my life, I've had to hide a huge part 829 00:36:54,847 --> 00:36:56,222 of who I really am. 830 00:36:56,223 --> 00:36:59,790 And now I won't have to do that. 831 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:03,220 What do you most want people to know about you? 832 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:09,027 ♪ ♪ 833 00:37:09,028 --> 00:37:12,947 That I'm just a regular guy. 834 00:37:12,948 --> 00:37:14,782 But you're anything but regular. 835 00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:17,076 Okay. Fair, fair. 836 00:37:17,077 --> 00:37:19,037 But, you know, beyond the powers, 837 00:37:19,038 --> 00:37:21,956 you know, I'm a husband, um, 838 00:37:21,957 --> 00:37:25,835 I'm a father to two amazing sons. 839 00:37:25,836 --> 00:37:29,547 When they were little, being Superman, I missed a lot. 840 00:37:29,697 --> 00:37:35,076 And I made a lot of mistakes and struggled to... 841 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,215 to balance it all. 842 00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:42,810 You know, but really, I'm just like anyone else out there 843 00:37:42,811 --> 00:37:48,024 who loves their family and, 844 00:37:48,025 --> 00:37:51,569 you know, wants to be better for them. 845 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,905 I think we can all relate. 846 00:37:53,906 --> 00:37:55,114 Let's back up. 847 00:37:55,115 --> 00:37:57,284 Who were your parents? 848 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,664 And we are clear! Great work, everybody. 849 00:38:03,665 --> 00:38:06,668 [applause] 850 00:38:08,504 --> 00:38:10,755 Was it okay? 851 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,590 I didn't really know what to do with my hands. 852 00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:13,925 Trust me, you were great. 853 00:38:13,926 --> 00:38:15,385 Better than great. You crushed it. 854 00:38:15,386 --> 00:38:17,845 - [phone rings] - I should take this. 855 00:38:17,846 --> 00:38:20,264 Was there anything I missed? 856 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,475 Uh, actually, yeah. 857 00:38:22,476 --> 00:38:24,602 There is one thing. 858 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:27,480 After many long years, team "Daily Planet" 859 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:29,565 finally sent the "Daily Star" packing! 860 00:38:29,566 --> 00:38:30,881 Yeah, all right! 861 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:32,726 And the Metro Cup is back home where it belongs! 862 00:38:32,737 --> 00:38:36,156 [cheering] 863 00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:37,538 Hey, Jimmy? 864 00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:41,094 Congrats. 865 00:38:41,203 --> 00:38:42,912 Sorry, I don't really know what to say. 866 00:38:42,913 --> 00:38:44,203 It's fine. 867 00:38:44,214 --> 00:38:45,673 I guess something crazy happened again. 868 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:46,931 At least Supes got the day off. 869 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,170 No saves, as far as I can tell. 870 00:38:52,215 --> 00:38:54,216 I get it now. I was wrong. 871 00:38:54,227 --> 00:38:56,175 You just didn't wanna play. 872 00:38:56,549 --> 00:38:59,762 No, no, no, no, I really did. Honestly, I just... 873 00:38:59,763 --> 00:39:01,639 It's fine. 874 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,350 Hey, we won. 875 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:08,394 You... you and me, no one said we have to be buds. 876 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,026 All right, team, let's go! 877 00:39:14,027 --> 00:39:15,528 Last one to Bibbowski's picks up the tab! 878 00:39:15,529 --> 00:39:19,450 [cheering] 879 00:39:24,776 --> 00:39:27,236 You missed the game on purpose, huh? 880 00:39:27,687 --> 00:39:30,398 It's the only way to keep the secret. 881 00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:34,595 You okay? 882 00:39:34,798 --> 00:39:37,008 Yeah. 883 00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:38,719 I'm used to it. 884 00:39:49,771 --> 00:39:52,690 [pensive music] 885 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:59,823 ♪ ♪ 886 00:40:16,449 --> 00:40:17,630 Are you sure? 887 00:40:17,631 --> 00:40:18,680 Yeah, I'm good here. 888 00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:19,926 You go ahead. 889 00:40:19,937 --> 00:40:21,805 Our phone's been blowing up since your interview. 890 00:40:21,816 --> 00:40:23,525 But we can handle it. 891 00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:26,260 And we're gonna head to Timmy's in a bit to apologize. 892 00:40:26,271 --> 00:40:28,397 Okay, I... 893 00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:31,782 - I guess I'm off then. - It's gonna be great. 894 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:35,786 And you look good without the glasses. 895 00:40:35,797 --> 00:40:38,049 Come on, get out of here. 896 00:40:50,389 --> 00:40:51,806 Morning, Mr. Kent. 897 00:40:51,954 --> 00:40:54,748 Hey, Denise. 898 00:40:54,876 --> 00:40:57,837 Back here, CK. 899 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,972 Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for coming. 900 00:41:05,073 --> 00:41:07,044 My sister didn't exactly give me a choice. 901 00:41:07,055 --> 00:41:09,344 - You know how she is. - Yeah. [laughs] 902 00:41:09,355 --> 00:41:10,605 Um... 903 00:41:10,893 --> 00:41:14,020 Look, I just wanna say I'm... I'm really sorry. 904 00:41:14,031 --> 00:41:16,325 It's fine. I get it. 905 00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:20,021 I missed you too, pal. 906 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,084 We have so much to catch up on. 907 00:41:24,095 --> 00:41:25,967 But first, being the Bunt King? 908 00:41:25,978 --> 00:41:27,687 - That was genius. - Oh, you think so? 909 00:41:27,879 --> 00:41:31,704 For sure. The way you bunted with the tip of the bat. 910 00:41:31,705 --> 00:41:33,481 Yeah, I thought it might have been too much. 911 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,160 But that's the... 912 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:42,632 ♪ ♪ 913 00:41:43,259 --> 00:41:48,259 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 914 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:10,495 Greg, move your head.