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My name is Amrita.
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- Zion.
- Zion?
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- Yeah. Thank you.
- Beautiful name.
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How do you find Thailand?
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Well, you know,
I just got here, but I like it.
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Um, I grew up in Hawaii.
It's actually...
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- Ah.
- really similar.
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Except there's no monkeys in Hawaii.
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Yeah.
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It's actually crazy seeing them
up in the trees, you know?
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Hmm.
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Is it your first time meditating?
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No. No, no, no. My mom,
she's all into the, you know,
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spiritual stuff.
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Yeah, she just sent me here
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'cause she knows
I've been pretty stressed out.
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Just finishing finals and, um...
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you know, some other stuff.
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Okay. Shall we begin?
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Yeah, yeah, let's... let's do it.
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Just close your eyes for me.
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Take a moment to settle...
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and focus on your breathing.
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Inhale...
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And exhale, fully release.
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Let us calm
our chattering monkey minds...
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and find in the silence
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what is timeless.
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Breathe in...
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Slowly, and breathe out.
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Let the sounds
of the external world fade away.
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And focus only on your breath.
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- Um, ma'am?
- Hmm?
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Ma'am, that's a gun.
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- Huh? Uh...
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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- Oh, fuck.
- Okay, uh, stay calm.
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Just stay calm.
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- Uh...
- My mom's out there.
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- My mom's out there. No, no, no.
- Zion. No, no, no, st...
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- My mom's out...
- Oh my God!
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Oh God!
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Stay down.
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Please let my mom be okay. Please.
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Oh, Je... Oh, Jesus,
please forgive me of my sins.
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I pray you protect my mom and me.
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Let us get out of here.
In Jesus' name, amen.
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What the fuck?
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I said don't let anything happen
to my mother, motherfucker!
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sync and corrections by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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Would you mind taking it over there?
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My wife and I are bothered by the smoke.
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Look, stop your smoking on the boat.
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You don't have to be a dick about it.
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Be a dick about what?
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Morning.
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Ni hao.
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Morning.
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Khun Sritala. Khun Sritala!
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Khun Sritala.
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The boat should be here any minute.
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I need more time.
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Of course, but it's almost
at the platform.
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Tell them to cruise the bay.
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- Cruise the bay?
- Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hello! Hi!
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Sawatdee kha.
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Welcome to the White Lotus
in Thailand, kha.
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Thank you.
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- For you.
- Ooh!
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I'm okay.
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- I don't... I don't need one.
- Take one.
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I'm Fabian, general manager.
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I'm pleased to introduce you
to one of the hotel owners,
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Khun Sritala.
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She is the visionary
behind our wellness program.
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I may be biased, but we are
the best in the world.
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Oh my God. We are so excited to be here.
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Mook is your health mentor for the week.
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She will answer all your questions
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and can escort you to your room.
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- You are so pretty. Wow.
- Khop khun kha.
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- Isn't she so pretty?
- Let's just go to the room.
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This way please.
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Oh my God. You're so pretty.
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What's your name again? Mook? Love that.
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Please stop talking.
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- Wow.
- Whoo!
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Yeah.
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- Hi.
- The Ratliff family, yes?
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- That's us.
- How was your flight?
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Long layover in Doha,
but it's all forgotten now.
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We flew over the North Pole.
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How did you find us, may I ask?
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Uh, well, Piper here is a senior,
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- thank you, at Chapel Hill...
- I was also a Tar Heel.
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But Timothy went to Duke.
Saxon graduated Duke.
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Lochlan, our youngest,
just got accepted to both.
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So you can imagine, it's a whole thing.
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And she's a religious studies major.
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So she's writing her thesis on...
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Well, what's your thesis on, Pipe?
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- Dad, don't.
- Yeah, well, it's on Buddhism,
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and there's a monk
at a monastery near here.
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Anyway, she wants to interview him.
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So we made a family road trip of it...
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Pam. Would you please
escort them to the villa?
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- Certainly.
- Please enjoy.
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Um, right this way.
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- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
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- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
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- Enjoy.
- Enjoy.
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- Hi!
- Oh my God!
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Sawatdee kha. I am Sritala.
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I'm one of the owners.
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Nice to meet you.
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I am a fan. My husband also.
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- Oh.
- We watch your show.
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Aw. Thank you.
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- Are these all your friends?
- Uh, yes,
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- this is Kate and Laurie...
- Hi.
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And we have been friends since forever.
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Yeah, we went to school together
when we were, like,
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- nine years old...
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
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- Through high school.
- Yeah.
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- Old friends.
- No, long-time friends. Not old.
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Ah, yes.
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You know, we have just been
so busy with our lives,
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and we've been missing each other, so...
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You know, we just live
in different cities.
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And then Jaclyn heard about this place.
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Everyone in LA is talking about it.
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Sawatdee khrap. Welcome.
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This is Valentin.
He will be your health mentor.
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- A health mentor?
- Wow.
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- I love it.
- Okay.
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He is our best.
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Everyone requests him because...
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he's handsome.
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I look forward to working with you.
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He is from Russia.
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- Bye!
- Enjoy.
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Miss Belinda. Sawatdee khrap.
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I'm Pornchai.
We have spoken on the phone.
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I'm just so happy to finally meet you.
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We are honored to have you here.
And this is for you.
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Thank you. I'm honored.
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And I'm just so glad
all this worked out.
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And I want to learn everything I can
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and bring the magic back to Maui.
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That's great. Shall we?
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Everyone here is eager to meet you.
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Oh, I can't wait.
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Sick.
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Fuck yeah.
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Dad. Dad, I know I gave you shit,
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but this place is clutch.
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- I did my research.
- God, you're always right.
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Saxon was our hold-out.
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We usually stay at the Caribbean.
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What? No, no, no, no.
I don't need a vacation, so...
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I mean, I love working.
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- What?
- Saxon works for his father.
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They love it.
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- It's Tim's dream.
- It's pretty great.
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How wonderful for you.
How wonderful for you.
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So, how many bedrooms are there?
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Uh, three.
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The master is through the common area,
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and then there is
one bedroom on either side.
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Okay. So, Lochy, you're with me.
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- All right.
- Uh, he can sleep with me.
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I don't mind.
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But that'd be weird.
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Why is it weird?
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Because brothers and sisters
don't sleep together
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after they have full grown, you know...
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genitals.
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- Saxon. That's a bad word.
- What?
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Stop! Stop! Saxon, please!
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Stop! Stop! Let me go! Stop.
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- We're a normal family. You'll see.
- I don't know.
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- Seriously!
- Um, what's the... what's the Wi-Fi?
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, we don't actually have Wi-Fi
in the villas.
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- What?
- What? No Wi-Fi?
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Yeah. We consider the hotel
to be a digital detox area.
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So we actually encourage
our guests to put your phones,
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your laptops, your electronics
into this bag.
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I will take them.
I will put them in our safe.
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And at the end of the week,
we will give them back to you.
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And that way, you can just
focus on, um, being present
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and each other...
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- Mm-hmm.
- and self-care.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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This come up in your research, Dad?
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- No. Um...
- It's optional.
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- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
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I think it's a great idea.
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The only people I want to see
are right here anyway.
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- All right, honey, uh, I just...
- I'm sick of these phones.
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It's not realistic.
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We will be keeping the phones, Pam.
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Okay. Uh, we just ask,
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don't take them out
into the common areas
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so as not to disturb the other guests.
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Can we bring it to the gym?
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- Oh my God. Dude, are you dense?
- What? No.
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I get a way better pump
if I'm listening to music.
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It's a common area.
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He's so cute.
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Oh, no, I'm serious.
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I mean, what... what... what am I
supposed to do here all week
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without my phone?
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Eat a bunch of fruit?
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Oh, uh...
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Well, we do have a lot
of amazing fruit here,
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but I wouldn't eat that.
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Uh, that is the fruit
of the mighty pong-pong tree,
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and the seeds of the fruit are toxic.
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Yeah?
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Could it kill you?
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Yeah, it could actually.
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It's very poisonous.
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Look, I wouldn't worry
about being bored, okay?
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Um, 'cause you're each
gonna have a busy schedule
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that's based on your own personal goals.
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What?
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Tomorrow,
you'll do your biometrics test.
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- I don't want to take a test.
- Okay, okay.
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- Is it complicated?
- No, no, no. You...
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- We're jetlagged.
- We get a whole bunch of data,
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and I take those results...
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- Yeah.
- and I put together
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- a personalized plan...
- Yeah. No.
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- That best suits your needs.
- Okay, Pam, you seem great.
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You're a terrific person.
But we're tired.
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We've taken three flights to get here.
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So let me make it easy for you.
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We just want to have a good time.
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And me, I don't...
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I just... I just want to work out.
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So you take care of us, and believe me,
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in a week's time,
I'll take very good care of you.
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- All right?
- Thank you so much.
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I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
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Pam's going, everyone. Say bye.
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- Bye.
- Nice to meet you. Welcome.
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- Thank you.
- Welcome.
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- See you.
- Thanks so much, Pam.
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I think I'm going to take a nap.
255
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,193
Oh, are you sure, honey?
256
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,861
You do that and you won't sleep tonight.
257
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,531
- Oh, I'll sleep like a baby.
- Yeah?
258
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,158
I'm so happy.
259
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,327
Yeah. Come on.
260
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,663
Let's get you settled.
Let me walk you in.
261
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,872
Hey, Lochy, do you wanna go...
262
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,749
Stop! Stop.
263
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,544
Do you want to go see the temple
with me?
264
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,337
It's just like a mile down the beach.
265
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,465
- Yeah.
- No, we were gonna go to the pool.
266
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,052
I mean, don't you wanna go to the pool?
267
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,096
Yeah, well, I'll come...
268
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,764
I'll come with you to the temple,
269
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,725
and then I'll come meet you
at the pool after.
270
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,895
Okay. Yeah, whatever.
271
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,896
I'll, uh...
272
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,565
I'll see you down there.
273
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,569
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
274
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,738
Have fun, son. See you in a bit.
275
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,253
Yeah, we've been all over.
276
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,131
We've been to Mexico.
We've been to Costa Rica.
277
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,884
But we can go wherever, really,
'cause Rick barely works.
278
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,135
I used to be a yoga teacher.
279
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,511
- Oh, wow.
- Mm-hmm.
280
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,596
Yeah, that's cool...
281
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,638
But we've been travelling so much.
282
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,307
We were gonna go back to Bali,
but then one day,
283
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,184
he woke up, and he was like,
"We're going to Thailand."
284
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,352
Yeah. And once he gets
an idea in his head,
285
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,272
you can't argue with him.
Isn't that right, babe?
286
00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:56,068
Mm-hmm.
287
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,862
Well, I hope you enjoy Thailand.
288
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,582
Thank you. Oh, hi. Great, the bags.
289
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,052
Yeah, you can just
put them in the bedroom.
290
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,076
Okay.
291
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,120
- Yeah. Sorry they're so heavy.
- Oh, it's okay.
292
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,540
- How are you? Thanks.
- Good. You?
293
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,544
Uh, question for you.
294
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,463
You know that lady on the beach,
295
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,132
- the owner?
- Oh, yes.
296
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,758
Is she married?
297
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,010
Yes, to Khun Jim, Jim Hollinger.
298
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,930
He's a very famous man in Thailand.
299
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,473
Is he here?
300
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,934
No, he's been sick.
He was in hospital here.
301
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,479
Yesterday, he got released,
and he went back to Bangkok.
302
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,358
- He's in Bangkok?
- This place is insane.
303
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,776
Fuck.
304
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,362
Fucking motherfucker.
305
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,865
Of course he is. I need a fucking drink.
306
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,995
Oh, he gets migraines when he flies.
307
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,789
It's no big deal.
308
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,415
If you need anything,
please let me know.
309
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,710
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you. Enjoy.
310
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,345
She's so nice! And her name's Mook.
311
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,390
How cute is that? Mook.
312
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,185
Oh my God. Jesus.
313
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,064
We're splurging.
We should always live like this.
314
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,240
Let's check out the spa menu.
315
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:32,958
Wow. All these treatments.
You should get a facial.
316
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,003
Rick, the lady in the airport
thought you were my dad.
317
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,213
Okay? You should get
a gentleman's facial.
318
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,339
No.
319
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,300
You know that's the whole reason
why people come here?
320
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,551
This is a wellness center.
321
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,970
That's not why I came here.
322
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,347
Why did you come here?
323
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,725
I wanted to go to Australia.
324
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,644
Well, I told you
that I can't go to Australia.
325
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,105
Why? Would you get arrested?
326
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,025
You're like a fucking
machine gun, you know that?
327
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,360
Enough with the questions.
328
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,906
Oh.
329
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,410
Stress management meditation
with Dr. Amrita.
330
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,537
Yeah, you need this.
331
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,331
Yeah, you need to sort your shit out.
332
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,416
You've got issues.
333
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,417
- I've got issues?
- Mm-hmm.
334
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,836
Oh, you're the one who's crazy.
335
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:24,091
Ooh! Hey, maybe we should get
fucked up tonight, you know?
336
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,177
Last hurrah before our detox.
337
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:30,057
Let's have fun! Okay? Think about it.
338
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,268
I love it here! Thank you!
339
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,307
Hi.
340
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,856
Jacs, it's perfect. Are you kidding?
341
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,983
- I have my own pool.
- Are you sure?
342
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,194
- I want you to be happy.
- Hey, guys.
343
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,029
There's like a bunch
of monkeys up in the tree.
344
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,155
- Really?
- Yeah.
345
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,156
Wow.
346
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:31,534
Just don't feed them.
Monkeys can be aggressive.
347
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,202
- Laurie, how's your room?
- It's great.
348
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,662
I feel like you're
kind of tucked away up there.
349
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,830
I'm happy to switch.
350
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,957
No, I'm fine. The view is incredible.
351
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,292
Anyway, you paid.
You should get first pick.
352
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,503
Oh my gosh. You guys,
I'm happy with anything.
353
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,380
Just being here with
the three of us, I'm in heaven.
354
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,132
I would sleep in a tree.
355
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,217
That's too generous of you.
356
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,719
That's so nice.
357
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,305
But we're paying for our own treatments.
358
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,599
And I'm going to pay for some
of your treatments, too.
359
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,059
Khop khun kha.
360
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,519
You guys!
361
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,603
Should I open a bottle?
362
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,855
- Heck yeah!
- Let's open a bottle.
363
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,190
These are the moments
we gotta celebrate.
364
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,859
A hundred percent.
365
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,194
And we're not getting any younger.
366
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,529
Well...
367
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,825
except you, Jac. You look amazing.
368
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,577
You look amazing.
369
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:17,204
But you look incredible.
370
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,415
You look incredible.
371
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,127
You look the same
as you did 20 years ago.
372
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,546
Oh, okay.
373
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,466
You both do.
374
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,218
Yeah, but you look like you just
got pushed out of a birth canal.
375
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,053
Oh, God.
376
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,764
- Who's your doctor?
- Shut up. Who's your doctor?
377
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,266
I don't know why you'd want to know
378
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,393
'cause he's not as good as your doctor.
379
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,855
I haven't done anything.
Except for, you know,
380
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,565
a little maintenance.
381
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,567
The basics.
382
00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:47,568
Me too.
383
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,403
Mm-hmm.
384
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,989
Thanks.
385
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,910
To Thailand. To monkeys.
386
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,578
To self-care.
387
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,080
- And a week of new memories.
- Yes.
388
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,335
Cheers.
389
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,423
To the greatest friends
I have ever known.
390
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,638
Seriously, you'll never know
how much I love you.
391
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,306
I feel the exact same way.
392
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,558
I look at you two...
393
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,894
It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
394
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,549
Sawatdee kha.
This is for you, Khun Belinda.
395
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,968
Oh my goodness. Thank you so much.
396
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,636
We are so happy to have you here.
397
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,012
It's been a rough couple years,
398
00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,140
and when this program opened up,
it was a blessing.
399
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,269
I think the universe knew
I needed something.
400
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,854
Anyway, I just want to thank you
in advance
401
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,274
for sharing your knowledge with me.
402
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,276
- Khop khun kha.
- Khop khun kha.
403
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:16,491
It's beautiful. It's truly beautiful.
404
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,829
- Oh my God!
- Oh! What? What?
405
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,205
- Oh! Don't, don't, don't.
- No, no, no.
406
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:26,626
- Oh my God! What was that?
- Uh, monitor lizard.
407
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:31,338
Not dangerous.
No worry, no worry. Come here.
408
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,424
It's okay.
409
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,805
In time, lizards will become
your friends.
410
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,682
No. Uh-uh. No, Pornchai.
411
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,812
This is Brahma,
the creator, a Hindu God.
412
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,356
And that is spirit house.
413
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,985
Thai people believe
that spirits are everywhere,
414
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:57,407
so we give them offerings
for good luck and protection.
415
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:31,815
I pray that your time here
brings you good memories
416
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,400
and good results.
417
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,696
Thank you. I pray for that, too.
418
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,242
Okay, careful.
419
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,621
Should we check it out?
420
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,377
Isn't that why we came here?
421
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,048
I'm just not ready yet.
422
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,927
It's cool though, right?
423
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,388
Yeah?
424
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:21,689
Well, if we're not gonna go in, I might
425
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:23,566
head back.
426
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,525
Okay.
427
00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,986
I think I'm gonna stay a little longer.
428
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,029
All right.
429
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,197
Thanks for coming with me.
430
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,450
- Yeah. Later.
- Bye.
431
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,802
Hey. Hey!
432
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,012
Hey, babe. Come on.
433
00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,389
You fall asleep now...
434
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,848
You're gonna regret it later.
435
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,935
Did we have to go
halfway around the world?
436
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:04,272
Couldn't she write her thesis
on her own religion?
437
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:07,443
She could have interviewed
the Archbishop of Canterbury.
438
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,113
We could have stayed at Claridge's.
439
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,198
Hmm.
440
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,752
Mr. Ratliff, this is Bart Nixon
441
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:26,920
at the Wall Street Journal.
442
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,548
I've been trying to reach you.
I'm on a deadline.
443
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,258
If you could call me back
when you get this
444
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:35,595
at 771-444-5801.
445
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,641
It's somewhat urgent,
so I hope to hear from you soon.
446
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,149
Some guy from the Wall Street Journal
447
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,234
keeps calling me.
448
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,425
Lochy! Loch!
449
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,802
Yo.
450
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,472
Yo, how were the monks?
451
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,973
They were chilling.
452
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,938
Dude, those long plane rides
make me so fucking horny.
453
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:30,026
It's like a lot of hot women
away from home,
454
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,696
no one to answer to,
acting all anonymous.
455
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:37,657
It's like printing money.
456
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,665
Cougars.
457
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,378
Hey. Hey.
458
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,548
We saw you guys on the boat earlier.
459
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:55,342
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
460
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,594
- Yes, hi.
- Hi.
461
00:34:57,518 --> 00:34:58,637
I'm Saxon.
462
00:34:58,638 --> 00:34:59,847
This is my little brother, Lochy.
463
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:02,475
Hi.
464
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,685
You guys should get in the pool.
465
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,605
I mean, the temperature's perfect.
466
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,148
Sounds fun.
467
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,570
Hey, you're on TV, aren't you?
468
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,198
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
469
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,952
Yeah, I... I recognize you.
470
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,412
Yeah, thanks.
471
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,624
Very cool.
472
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,919
All right. I have...
473
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,812
Psst! Hey.
474
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,357
How do you... How do you get
a drink around here?
475
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,611
You walk up to the bar,
and you order one.
476
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,296
Hey, it's a numbers game, Loch.
477
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:16,549
You gotta play the numbers.
478
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,770
So, I'm... I'm here
the whole three months?
479
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:35,400
Yes.
480
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:38,612
You know, you sure know
how to treat a burnt-out bitch.
481
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,822
I mean, there's two beds.
That's perfect.
482
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:42,157
You know, my son's coming to visit.
483
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,284
Oh, what a lucky young man.
484
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,621
Uh, tomorrow, I'll come by at 9:00,
485
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,289
and I'll walk you to the center.
486
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,749
That's amazing.
487
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,626
Khop khun kha, Pornchai.
488
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,378
Yin dee khrap. Have a pleasant stay.
489
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,464
Thank you.
490
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,354
Okay, then.
491
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,365
You know what this reminds me of?
492
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,450
When we did that sketch in school,
493
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,661
and we were all one person.
494
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:11,414
And Jaclyn, of course, was the face.
495
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,040
What do you mean, of course?
496
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,459
And we hid behind you,
and I had my hands
497
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:20,046
in some shoes,
and I was your feet, and...
498
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,716
And I was the arms.
And I put lipstick on.
499
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,259
I got it all over your face,
500
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,094
and I brushed your teeth. Remember?
501
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:29,765
- Yes, I do. You...
- Oh my God! Right!
502
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,857
Isn't that cool?
503
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:43,737
So, when are you interviewing
this celebrated monk, Piper?
504
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,238
I'm gonna go by the monastery tomorrow
505
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,324
and set it up.
506
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,576
You mean you came all the way here,
507
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,454
and you haven't set it up already?
508
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,374
Don't worry, Dad.
He's not going anywhere.
509
00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,503
Huh.
510
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:01,671
What about you, Loch?
511
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,466
What are your goals for the week?
512
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:09,179
Don't have homework, so,
uh, probably just take it easy.
513
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,431
Hm. I saw in the spa catalogue
514
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,975
they got a treatment for posture.
515
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,894
Keep your spine straight.
516
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,937
If you're going to sit in front
of a computer your whole life,
517
00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,398
it'd be good not to be a hunchback.
518
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,901
Yeah?
519
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,903
Well, I don't know.
520
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,614
I also have a big decision to make, too.
521
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,451
So I'll probably spend
some time thinking about that.
522
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:31,911
What decision?
523
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,288
College.
524
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:37,333
What's the decision? You got into Duke.
525
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,085
You're going to Duke.
526
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,806
Tar Heel.
527
00:39:57,144 --> 00:40:00,814
Oops.
528
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:03,358
Dad, what are you doing?
You're not supposed to have your...
529
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,651
- Hello?
- What are you doing?
530
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,152
No, don't take it in here. Go outside.
531
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,655
Hold... Hold on a second.
Where am I meant to go?
532
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,989
I don't know! The lobby!
533
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,741
She said not to have it in,
like, public spaces. Come on.
534
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:16,121
- All right.
- Oh my God.
535
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:29,385
Ooh. I don't mean to complain,
but that's not very much.
536
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,140
She wants you to taste it.
537
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,893
- Oh! Oh.
- Yeah.
538
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,193
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's delicious.
- Good.
539
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,240
Just a bit more.
540
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,618
What... What is this shit?
541
00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:56,744
Khop khun kha.
542
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:58,538
Gluten-free rice and coconut balls?
543
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,791
What are we, at a fucking fat farm?
544
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,170
Oh, this is so on-brand for you.
545
00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,257
To be a victim of your own decisions.
546
00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,345
Good evening, ladies.
547
00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,597
- Hi.
- Hi!
548
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,806
- Hello.
- Hi!
549
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,183
How's your villa?
550
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,484
Oh my God. They're so beautiful.
551
00:41:19,485 --> 00:41:20,671
I saw monkeys!
552
00:41:20,673 --> 00:41:23,229
We gave you my favorite.
553
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,565
A table of such beautiful ladies.
554
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,358
Thank you.
555
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,236
You know, when we were little,
people would always mix us up.
556
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,447
Couldn't tell us apart.
557
00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,533
But then Jaclyn got famous, so...
558
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,409
Mmm.
559
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,578
Khun Sritala was an actress herself.
560
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,456
Were you? I believe that.
561
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,416
Many, many years ago.
562
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,210
She's going to sing tomorrow night,
563
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,628
so you must come here for dinner.
564
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,921
We wouldn't miss it.
565
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:51,090
I have some popular songs in Thailand.
566
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:54,427
And then, I married my husband.
He's an American.
567
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,428
Hmm.
568
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,931
Khun Sritala is very famous
here in Thailand.
569
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:01,059
Also a pioneer in the wellness space.
570
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,727
- Really?
- Yeah.
571
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,981
Um, I have autoimmune disease.
572
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:11,361
So I learned all about health
and wellness.
573
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,988
I even wrote books.
574
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,447
Uh, no, no, no.
575
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:18,410
Stop, stop, stop. No. No, no. No, no.
576
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,585
You know what? I...
I'm not going to eat.
577
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:28,837
What's going on with you?
578
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,673
I'm just not hungry.
579
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,344
You know, I think the cosmos
brought us together
580
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,472
so that we could get
to the root of your issues.
581
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,141
No, I'm gonna help you
get your joy back.
582
00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,142
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
583
00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,478
Mm. Good luck with that.
584
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:47,021
- Goodnight.
- See you tomorrow.
585
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:48,648
Even if it kills me.
586
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,984
Goodnight. Sawatdee kha.
587
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,694
You know what? I'm gonna go have a smoke
588
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,320
and go back to the room.
589
00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:56,407
You wanna get into some tantric later?
590
00:42:58,742 --> 00:42:59,910
Would that make you happy?
591
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:48,875
Thank you for taking my call.
592
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,959
Do you have a minute?
593
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,046
Well, I'm in Thailand
on vacation with my family.
594
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,381
So, you know, a minute. Sure.
595
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,884
I'm writing a piece on Kenneth Nguyen.
596
00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:02,013
Did you work with him in 2018
to set up a fund called Sho-Kel?
597
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,140
Can you confirm that?
598
00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,643
Sorry.
599
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,228
What is this article even about? W...
600
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,563
We're looking into Sho-Kel
601
00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:14,400
and Mr. Nguyen's relationship
to the government of Brunei.
602
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,778
Well, I'm afraid I won't be able
to help you much there because,
603
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,238
uh, I mean, I know Kenny moved
to Brunei,
604
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,408
but I haven't seen or spoken
to him for, I don't know,
605
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,952
four years at least. Um...
606
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,287
- Well...
- Anyway, look, I...
607
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,748
Like I said, uh, um,
I'm on vacation with my family,
608
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,416
- and, uh...
- I'm sorry, could you...
609
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,585
May... Why don't you put
all your questions in an email,
610
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,212
send it to my office,
and I'll get back to you
611
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,090
'cause it's really...
it's really not a good time.
612
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,759
We're running the story this week.
613
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,929
Well, you know, good luck with that.
614
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:46,307
- And, uh, thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
- Could you at least...
615
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,449
Kenny. It's Tim.
I was just talking to a guy
616
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:07,496
from the Wall Street Journal
asking questions about Sho-Kel.
617
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:09,832
You know about this?
618
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,459
Anyway, uh, just... give me a call.
619
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,169
I'm in Thailand, so I don't know...
620
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:17,130
Whatever time it is,
I'll try and pick up.
621
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,967
But you... But call me, Kenny.
Okay? Call me.
622
00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,104
- How's your night?
- Fuck off.
623
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:35,482
Fuckin' prick.
624
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,657
- What's up, Dad?
- Hey.
625
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,618
- Anything I can help with?
- Uh, it's nothing.
626
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,663
Well, if it was nothing,
then why did you take it?
627
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:53,332
'Cause it was something,
and I'm gonna handle it,
628
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,501
and then it will be nothing.
629
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:58,838
Okay, y'all, the point is to be present.
630
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:02,384
- Here. Now. Okay?
- Yeah.
631
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,053
- Thank you.
- Okay.
632
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,141
Mom.
633
00:46:10,948 --> 00:46:12,185
Mom.
634
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,729
Mom.
635
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,274
You were asleep.
636
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:18,942
Scratch my arm.
637
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,028
Okay.
638
00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:25,865
Feels so good.
639
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,390
Hi, Nat. Um, can I get
a Mauresque please?
640
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,975
Khop khun kha.
641
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,645
I love your outfit.
642
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,064
Thank you.
643
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,525
I love your teeth.
644
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:44,443
Thank you.
645
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:47,446
- You're from England, right?
- Yeah.
646
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,448
I used to go to London
all the time for work.
647
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,033
- Ooh, for work?
- Yeah.
648
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:55,121
- What was your work?
- No, just, you know, modeling.
649
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,623
Oh, how glamorous.
650
00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:00,001
- Are you from London?
- No, I'm from Manchester.
651
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:03,462
Oh, okay. Are you here by yourself?
652
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:06,132
No. My boyfriend's hiding from me.
653
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,259
No way, that's like my boyfriend.
654
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,635
Your boyfriend hides from you?
655
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:12,471
Yeah. I mean,
he just tells me to get lost
656
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,806
because I get on his nerves.
657
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,308
- Ugh!
- But honestly,
658
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,601
he's so fucking boring,
659
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,520
I almost don't even care.
660
00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,816
How long have you been here for?
661
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:24,567
A year.
662
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,152
You've been at this hotel for a year?
663
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:28,905
No, no. We have
a house at the top of the hill.
664
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,782
We just come down here to eat,
but we just got in a fight,
665
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:33,201
so I'm letting him cool off.
666
00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:35,704
He's behind me, the bald guy.
667
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,833
The one with the orange shirt.
668
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:42,002
Oh.
669
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,259
Yeah, you'll notice a lot
of bald White guys
670
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,678
- in Thailand.
- Yeah?
671
00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:54,514
The locals call them LBHs.
672
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,225
Losers back home.
673
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,019
Oh.
674
00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:03,482
Thank you, Nat.
675
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,193
My boyfriend's going bald.
676
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,071
So much in common.
677
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:10,530
We really do.
678
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,077
What are you having? Martini?
679
00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:18,537
- Yes, please.
- Nat, another martini, please.
680
00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:19,873
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
681
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,919
- Hey, let's get pissed.
- Let's get pissed.
682
00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,504
Cheers.
683
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:27,838
It's so nice to meet you.
684
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:29,256
So nice to meet you.
685
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:32,718
I mean it.
686
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,971
Everybody's so nice,
and I love the culture.
687
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,515
They're always lighting candles,
and everything smells so good.
688
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,725
Oh! and I saw two Black people tonight,
689
00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:42,645
and they weren't staff.
690
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,231
- That's awesome, Mom.
- So, you got a final today?
691
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,900
Yeah, I have
microeconomics this morning,
692
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,068
then statistics Wednesday.
693
00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,445
And then, I'm coming to see you.
694
00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:54,532
I can't wait.
I don't know what I expected,
695
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,451
but I'm starting to feel like something
good's going to come out of this.
696
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:58,578
You deserve it, Mom.
697
00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:01,330
All right. I'm gonna let you go.
698
00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:04,083
I love you, and I miss you.
699
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,918
And, uh, good luck on your finals.
700
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,587
- Love you.
- Bye.
701
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:11,882
Oh!
702
00:50:11,883 --> 00:50:14,427
No, no, no, no. The fuck was that?
703
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:18,390
Uh-uh. No snake falling
on my head. Uh-uh.
704
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,684
Mm-mm. Not today.
705
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,610
Okay, Jac, I know that it's nice to have
706
00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:34,238
the red carpet rolled out
for you all the time,
707
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,116
but is it weird to have people
constantly kissing your ass?
708
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,576
Because I think I would go crazy.
709
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:43,373
It's fine. I always have to be gracious.
710
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,625
And I can't have a bad day
in public anymore.
711
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,212
And I'm sure you have to wonder
about people's motives.
712
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,131
I mean, I even get that.
713
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:55,301
Everyone in Austin knows
about Dave and his company.
714
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,970
And there's so many times
I think someone wants
715
00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:00,639
to be my friend because they like me.
716
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,184
I mean, I think I'm cool.
717
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,477
But then I realize,
718
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,520
pretty quickly, they have some agenda.
719
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:07,605
- They...
- Mm-hmm.
720
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,483
You know, want a donation
or a job for their kid,
721
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,361
or want me to get them on some board.
722
00:51:13,950 --> 00:51:15,196
I'm not complaining.
723
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,866
I'm lucky to be in a position
to help people.
724
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,160
- But...
- We're all lucky.
725
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:22,412
- We're so lucky.
- Yeah.
726
00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:25,831
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
727
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:28,667
I am always bragging that I know you,
728
00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,336
and people don't believe we're friends.
729
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,004
And I'm like, "I'm telling you,
730
00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,881
she's like one of my closest friends."
731
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,050
Yeah.
732
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,176
Well, and you.
733
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,012
Your kids are gorgeous,
your beautiful homes.
734
00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:41,723
You're totally winning life.
735
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,017
Well, look at you.
736
00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,061
Now, you've found
the man of your dreams.
737
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,271
Oh my God. Who would have ever thought?
738
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,523
Right?
739
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:57,447
- Yeah.
- Oh, and Laurie.
740
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:02,661
You just... Everything you do
is just so hard.
741
00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:06,413
You know, you've always been
so impressive.
742
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:09,042
I mean, that corporate world
is so tough.
743
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,210
Yeah.
744
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,003
And your daughter seems like
745
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,130
she is turning into
746
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,424
- a really cool girl.
- Mmm.
747
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,261
Yeah?
748
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,971
Yeah.
749
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,181
Thanks.
750
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,225
Dave said,
751
00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,853
"So, what, you're going
on a midlife crisis trip
752
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:29,895
with your girlfriends?"
753
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,439
And I was like, "Dave",
754
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,860
it is not a midlife crisis trip.
755
00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:37,611
"It's a victory tour."
756
00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:41,407
Victory tour. I love that.
757
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,868
- That's it.
- Hmm.
758
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,663
You guys, I think the jet lag
is catching up to me.
759
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,581
Oh! I'm gonna go to bed.
760
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,291
Hey, I'll help you with the door.
761
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,584
Okay, night night.
762
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:54,087
- Mmm. Bye.
- Good night.
763
00:52:55,755 --> 00:52:56,797
Night night. Love you, too.
764
00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:57,965
- Love you both.
- I'll get...
765
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,551
- I'll get the door.
- Oh, thank you.
766
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,584
Identity is a prison.
767
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:18,838
No one is spared this prison.
768
00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:24,552
Rich man, poor man, success or failure.
769
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:30,557
We build the prison,
lock ourselves inside,
770
00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,394
then throw away the key.
771
00:54:36,898 --> 00:54:39,233
You shouldn't humor her bullshit.
772
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:41,486
All right? She has issues
she needs to deal with.
773
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,114
What are her issues?
774
00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:48,576
Well, for one, which I'm sure
you've noticed...
775
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,371
she's pretty hot.
776
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,376
But I don't think
she's ever been laid before.
777
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:03,048
Look, Buddhism is for people
that want to suppress in life.
778
00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:05,092
They're afraid. Don't get attached.
779
00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:08,930
Don't have desires. Don't even try.
780
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,557
Just sit there in a lotus position
781
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,766
with a thumb up your ass.
782
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:17,730
But, I mean, it is good to want things.
783
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,274
You know, as long as you can get 'em.
784
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:22,359
I mean, getting what you want in life,
785
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,737
that's happiness, bro.
786
00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:26,906
But...
787
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,453
what do I want, I guess?
788
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,913
Pussy.
789
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:38,417
Money, freedom, respect.
I mean, look, you're...
790
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,753
you're smart and good-looking, Loch.
791
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,755
I mean, sure, we need
to buff you up a little bit,
792
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,299
but you've got so much ammo.
793
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:49,471
You don't need to shrink away
from life like her.
794
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:55,685
Get laid. Get everything.
795
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,605
I'm gonna help you.
796
00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:01,566
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
797
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,320
No problem.
798
00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:17,040
So, what kind of porn do you like?
799
00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:21,251
What?
800
00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:27,467
Like hot teacher? Bukkake?
801
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,637
Real question is,
how the fuck am I gonna jerk off
802
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:32,806
with you in here all week?
803
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,311
Eh, I'll just go to the bathroom.
804
00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:17,142
Timothy. I just got a second wind.
805
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,978
Oh, shit.
806
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,822
Don't worry. I took a Lorazepam.
807
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,627
That guy on the boat
was such an asshole.
808
00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:48,840
Saw him in front of the hotel.
Asshole again.
809
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:53,219
- He's probably just jealous.
- Huh.
810
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:56,973
I mean, you have
a beautiful wife, right?
811
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,894
Yes, I do.
812
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,606
- The most beautiful.
- Who adores you.
813
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:09,902
You have three perfect children
who worship you.
814
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,071
You have an amazing career.
815
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,657
And what does he have?
816
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:19,704
Cirrhosis? Lung cancer?
817
00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:22,290
Some bimbo he met on the internet?
818
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:28,796
We have it good. No doubt.
819
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:34,761
And it's all because of you. You did it.
820
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,557
Everyone tells me
what a great man you are.
821
00:59:29,973 --> 00:59:33,373
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