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Grandma!
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Sorry, Tylor honey.
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Your alarm was going off.
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Your scream scared
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- the teeth right outta me.
- Ah.
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My sweet grandbaby
is so lucky to have...
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... his favorite grandma move in.
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Otherwise, he'd be late for work.
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- Yes, he would.
- Oh, no.
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You gotta pivot, baby, pivot.
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* It is gonna be a funny day *
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Hey! You laughing at me?
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You laughing at me?
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I gotta power this city with laughs.
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So, you better be laughing at me.
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One Tuskmon Breakfast Special.
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Gooberry pancakes with extra goo.
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Ah. Thanks, Mom.
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Bernard, you got a whole
hardware store downstairs,
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when are you gonna make yourself useful
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and adjust the door frames for Tylor?
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This house isn't big enough for him
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and all his potential.
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- Look at those mighty horn.
- Mmm.
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He's the son I never had.
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Ma, I'm right here.
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And three, two, one...
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Good morning, Tuskmon family.
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Good morning, Val.
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- Hey, son, I got a new one for ya.
- Ah, I'm good.
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Eh, what did the sea monster
have for dinner?
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- Please, don't...
- Fish and ships.
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Nice one, Mr. T.
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We should use that one
at work, Double T.
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Or maybe we shouldn't.
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- Come on.
- I don't get this joke stuff.
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Back in my day,
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you just scared those little human kids.
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What's wrong with that?
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I get it, Mrs. Grandma Tuskmon.
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Change can be scary.
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- Like how you moved out of the retirement home.
- Kicked out.
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To move back here, but that worked out.
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No, it didn't.
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Every day I miss Creaking Acres.
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My water aerobics class
was swimming with widowers.
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- Mmm-hmm!
- Talk about your dating pool.
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Okay, well, Laugh Power
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is ten times stronger than Scream Power.
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It's taking us all into the future.
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Yep, it's laughter we're after.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Show
her your signature bit.
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Tada! Eh?
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- Eh?
- Ooh!
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And I still don't get it.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Good Morning, Monstropolis.
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- Welcome to I Scream...
- U Scream.
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The news debate show
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where we take on the issues of the day.
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- Head to head. I'm Jack.
- I'm Jill,
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and I'm about to clean
the floor with Jack
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who refuses to clean ours at home.
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If you want me to clean it,
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put it on the chore board, Jill!
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Jack, it's been nine months
since Monsters, Incorporated
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disgraced CEO Henry J.
Waternoose was arrested
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for plotting to use a scream
extractor on human children.
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Well, Jill, we may be monsters,
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but we're not monsters.
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Since then, the power company has
left screams behind, for laughs.
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Today's topic, Laugh
Power, is it a joke?
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- Nope.
- I'm going to say yes.
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And it's a bad one.
So, I'm not laughing.
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Because there's not one funny bone
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in your side of our body.
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Well, I may be literally
stuck with Jack,
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but I'm more attached to Scare Power.
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- Thankfully, companies like Scare Masters...
- Nah.
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- ... Scream Industries and Fear Co...
- Uh-uh. No.
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... have the guts to uphold
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- Monstropolis's proud tradition of scaring.
- Nah.
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Forget tradition.
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The science shows that laughter
is more powerful.
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Pretty soon, screams will be as useless
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as our therapy session.
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Because you're always
talking about your feelings.
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That's the whole point of therapy!
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I'm calling Doctor Fangberg.
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Where's my stress ball?
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- Well, much like you...
- Where's my stress ball?
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... Monsters, Inc.'s current CEOs,
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James P. Sullivan and Mike "Weirdzowski"
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have yet to convince me to change.
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What? Have you ever heard
anything so insulting, Sulley?
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Hey, at least they're talking
about Laugh Power.
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Mike Weirdzowski?
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I'm not weird. Am I weird?
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Weird-ish. Yeah.
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I'm gonna call them
demanding a correction,
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an apology, a retraction,
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a revocation, and an incantation.
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Where's that new assistant of ours?
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Cameron!
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Get Jack and Jill on the phone.
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I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
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Maybe even the whole thing.
Yeah, the whole mind.
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Hello, Monsters News Network.
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- Hello, hi, hi...
- Please hold.
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I'm on hold. Unbelievable.
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- The insults keep coming.
- Calm down, Mike.
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You don't wanna burst
a blood vessel in your eye.
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The news and Monstropolis
and everybody else
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will come around on Laugh Power.
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It's the right thing to do.
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Hello, Monsters News Network.
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- Finally, this is Mike Wazo...
- Please hold.
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I'm on hold again.
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Hush. Besides, the
company is doing well.
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Jokesters are getting laughs.
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Everything is working.
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All right, Jokesters.
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Doors at the ready.
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- Yeah.
- Go, Tylor, go.
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- Fill that canister.
- And we are a go.
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Ta-da.
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Hey.
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Nailed it.
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Hey!
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Nice, Phlegm.
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- Way to go, Lanky.
- Yeah!
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Huh?
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Oh, boy...
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Hey, who ordered all these donuts?
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Oh. Hi, Tylor.
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Uh. What's wrong, kid?
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You don't like the Oops,
Too Many Donuts routine?
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Yeah, it's great, but
you did that last week.
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Uh, oh, I did? Oh. Okay, well, uh...
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Well, uh, I've got something I've
been workshopping if you wanna...
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Hi,
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I'm a widdle donut who came to life...
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Oh. The weird baby voice again...
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Yeah, you, you heard that one too, huh?
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Oh, okay. Okay, well,
you know I'm not gonna
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let this little hiccup get me down.
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Yep! Everything is great.
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In fact, d...
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This is actually a big day
for me, you know?
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I'm kinda being celebrated later
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at my old college's homecoming game.
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So... Oh! Uh...
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... bed's a little rickety, you might
wanna take a look at that.
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Yeah, you see, I was trained
to be a Scarer, uh,
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I even got voted
as last year's Scream King.
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- So, it's kind of a big deal.
- It's kind of a big deal.
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I know.
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You've told me a million times.
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You were the top Scarer
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and now you want to be the top Jokester.
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Just trying to stay positive,
my man, you know?
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Yeah.
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Listen, I'd love to help you out,
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but I'm six.
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And I have a big coloring book
to finish tomorrow. So...
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Oh. Yes. Of course.
No, yeah. I'll, uh...
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I'll make sure to get a laugh
out of you next time.
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Yeah, yeah... Yeah.
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Good talk. Yeah...
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- Night night.
- Good night, Tylor.
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- So... how'd it go with Ben?
- Who?
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Uh, the adorable little boy
who loves playing music,
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coloring inside the lines, and getting
a full eight hours of sleep.
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You know, Ben.
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Oh, right.
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That's his name. Ben.
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Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's, uh, he's fine,
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although, uh, weirdly,
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no longer a fan of my donut bit.
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Whoo!
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Little light on the laughs,
eh, College Boy?
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Good thing there's no longer
a leaderboard, huh?
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Because you'd be all the way
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on the bottom. Ha!
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Excuse me, Duncan,
I'm gonna have to ask you
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not to bother the Jokester
while he's working.
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Don't listen to him.
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Instead, be like me,
and listen to the sticker.
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You're a star, Tylor!
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You shine so bright
filling up canisters,
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I had to put sunglasses on.
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Hmm.
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Thanks, Val.
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That is what I'm talking about!
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Congratulations everyone,
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today's GiggleWatt Goal
has been achieved.
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If you're able,
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feel free to head over to
the big Monsters University
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homecoming game.
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Go MU!
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Mary!
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Go you, and go Monsters U!
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I really wanted to take us
over the edge today.
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Hey, we all did our part.
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Right now, I gotta help
escort the former king.
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Your Majesty.
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Okay, okay, stop!
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Oh! That's why they
haven't fired him yet,
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he's royalty.
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All hail the king!
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Yo, there he is!
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- Big man Tylor!
- Hey, hey!
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What's up, dude?
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- Yeah, Big T, in the fur!
- Hey, hey!
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- Welcome back, Scream King!
- Hello!
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- Hello. How are you?
- It's Tylor!
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- Welcome back, Tylor!
- Heyo!
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- Hey! Tylor!
- Hello. Hi!
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- Hi! How are ya?
- It's the Scream King!
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- Nice to be back.
- Here you go.
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Take one.
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What are you doing, anyway?
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Mr. Wazowski asked me to help
out with recruiting new Jokesters.
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No better place to start than here.
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It's great to be back.
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Feels like old times.
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I haven't been back since I dropped out.
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Scaring School wasn't for everyone.
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I wasn't very good at it.
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But I do have fond memories
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of waving to you by this trashcan.
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And this beautiful bench!
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And this patch of grass
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where I thought you waved back,
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but apparently, it was to someone else.
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I wish I had waved back to you.
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I'm sorry we weren't
friends then, but, uh,
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I'm really glad we are now.
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Me too.
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Students, fans, and alumni...
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- Hut, set!
- Grover Grover!
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... welcome to Monsters University.
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Hut! Hut! Hut!
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- Grecko's open!
- Got it!
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And he coughs up the ball.
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Probably didn't taste
that great, anyway.
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Ooh, and that's a loss
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of 20 yards...
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- ... and possibly a loss of Samuel.
- Shake it off!
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Who doesn't love a good football game?
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With all the foots and the balls?
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FearTech blitzes!
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- That's a lot of tentacles!
- Yeah! I can't believe
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- I'm on the field with you!
- Williams scrambles!
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- MU!
- He's still on his feet!
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- All three of 'em!
- MU.
258
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,285
Ugh. I don't like football,
heights, or Tylor.
259
00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,825
Shoo! Get away, bird!
260
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,505
Everything about this is terrible!
261
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,325
What are you talking about?
262
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,155
This is wonderful!
263
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,695
You can see the whole field from here.
264
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,076
Oh?
265
00:11:02,081 --> 00:11:03,185
Oh, no.
266
00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:05,525
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, it's fine.
267
00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,155
I can make out shapes.
268
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,865
Yeah, that's either a quarterback
269
00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:11,390
or this gentleman's spleen.
270
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,525
- MU! MU!
- Hut! Hut! Hut!
271
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,075
Williams drops back,
272
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,485
and he's going long,
273
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,385
it's a Hail Scary!
274
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,426
- Oh. Uh, oh, no, no, no...
- Whoa. Heads up.
275
00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,145
You know,
276
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:29,075
there is such a thing as being
too close to the action.
277
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,490
Uh, thank you!
278
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,485
Johnny Worthington!
279
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,525
Can I, can I please have your autograph?
280
00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:37,075
- Oh. Happy to, little one.
- Please,
281
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,235
please, please, please...
282
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,486
Oh, look, you have my rookie card.
283
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,195
- That's a rare find.
- You're my favorite Scarer!
284
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,076
- Hut! Hut! Hut!
- Are you somebody?
285
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,175
Oh, well, uh, I was.
286
00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,965
I mean, I... I am but, uh...
287
00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:50,025
- That somebody is Tylor Tuskmon.
- Uh...
288
00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,815
He beat a bunch of my
school scare records.
289
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,965
He's the top of his class
290
00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:55,460
and he was last year's Scream King.
291
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,825
Tuskmon, huh?
292
00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:59,345
Jury's still out.
293
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,286
And it's MU with the field goal attempt.
294
00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,785
Samuel to hold.
295
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,445
The kick is up!
296
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:09,155
And so is Samuel!
297
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,690
Huh?
298
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:14,615
And he's just inside
the upright for a score!
299
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,805
Yelps.
300
00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:19,195
And that's the half, everyone!
301
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,285
But don't go anywhere, up
next we're proudly honoring
302
00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:25,825
the former Scream Kings
and Queens of Monsters U!
303
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,865
Your Majesties, please grace us
304
00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:30,215
with your presence on the field now!
305
00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,705
Woohoo! That's you.
306
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,710
That's you.
307
00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:35,535
Come on, kid, time to enjoy
our moment in the sun.
308
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,835
Bye, kids! Bye, hon! Love you.
309
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,405
Don't spend too long
in the sun. You burn easy.
310
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,465
Good luck, Daddy!
311
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,235
J.J. you're such a suck-up.
312
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,520
Wowee!
313
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,085
Oh, Tylor's coming up next.
314
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,965
Yay, Tylor! Go, Tylor!
315
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,965
Tylor! We're up here.
316
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:56,335
Did he hear? Do you think he sees us?
317
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,175
I can't see anything.
318
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,420
Unless...
319
00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:04,385
Ah, negative, it's blurrier
than the union's stance
320
00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,585
on dating in the workplace.
321
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:06,810
We're still not tall enough.
322
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,525
I'm busy.
323
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,225
Hey, hey, hey!
324
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:15,490
Bird!
325
00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:18,335
That was even sadder up close.
326
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,925
Welcome back, Royals.
327
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,535
Ah, you're doing my heart good.
328
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,625
Now, let's line up.
329
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:26,425
- Professor Knight. Good to see you again.
- Johnny! Tylor!
330
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,395
Ah, I love seeing a couple
of my favorite students
331
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,715
standing next to each other.
332
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,585
I almost couldn't tell you apart.
333
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,545
- Probably the horns.
- You know,
334
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:37,586
- you could learn a thing or two from him.
- Well,
335
00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,685
I can't promise either one
would be useful though!
336
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:40,836
Right?
337
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,940
You're such a kidder.
338
00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:43,255
- He's a kidder, right?
- Yeah.
339
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,696
- Hello, Monsters.
- Oh.
340
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:48,585
And welcome to the annual
homecoming game halftime show,
341
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:51,385
where we're honoring
our former Scream Kings
342
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,875
- and Queens.
- Go Tylor!
343
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,415
Yay! Go, Daddy, go!
344
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,785
- Yay!
- Get 'em, kid!
345
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,040
Whatever, eh.
346
00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:01,165
What, uh, what exactly
are we supposed to do?
347
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,880
Just smile and wave.
348
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,375
If we gotta work late,
349
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,595
at least we can listen to the
game and support Tylor.
350
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,285
Anything is better than this
news station's hold music.
351
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,905
It's as bad as their coverage.
352
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:18,005
Let's hear it for Jebediah Krakensen!
353
00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:19,595
Hey! He owes me money.
354
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,335
And Dorothy Basiliski.
355
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,635
- I thought she died.
- Only on the inside.
356
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,440
I am done.
357
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:31,675
Thank you, Cameron.
358
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,715
And now CEO of Fear Co.
359
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,045
Johnny Worthington.
360
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,355
Ooh, look at the sheen on his fur.
361
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,675
Maybe he's single.
362
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,955
No,
363
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,210
he's already married.
364
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,135
- Mil!
- Oh, come on.
365
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,055
I'm just kidding.
366
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,290
I checked.
367
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,385
Top Scarer? Come on. Please.
368
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,505
He was easily beaten by yours truly
369
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:58,005
- at the Scare Games.
- Which we cheated during,
370
00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,925
- and got expelled for.
- Ah, Details, details.
371
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:01,935
It doesn't matter anyway,
372
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:03,425
'cause we're gonna beat out Fear Co.
373
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,755
as the better, more efficient
power company.
374
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,835
And when we do, Sulley,
375
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,295
I'm gonna get in his face,
376
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,095
and I'm gonna say, "You're a loser.
377
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,386
- And no one likes..."
- Loser?
378
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,255
- I'm appalled.
- No. No. No. Not you, ma'am.
379
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,390
Sounds like that went well.
380
00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:17,530
It did not.
381
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,545
And last but not least,
382
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,885
the most recent Scream King,
who was top of his class
383
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:29,215
and still holds the record
for the loudest roar.
384
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:33,465
Please welcome Tylor Tuskmon.
385
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:36,095
- Go, Tyler! Go.
- Yay!
386
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,985
Tylor works at Monsters, Inc.
387
00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:40,145
where he is a top scarer.
388
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,745
Oh, uh, I'm actually
a Jokester now. So...
389
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,005
A Jokester?
390
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,565
What's a Jokester?
391
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,895
Sorry, uh, is it...
392
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,395
Can I... Sorry, everyone.
393
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,005
Hi, uh, Tylor here.
394
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,710
Uh, I, I just... I'm not a Scarer.
395
00:15:51,715 --> 00:15:52,750
I'm a Jokester.
396
00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:54,975
Monsters, Inc, they switched
to Laugh Power.
397
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,205
You... Oh, okay...
398
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,815
I... I make kids laugh now,
399
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,560
I'm a, a Jokester. So, yeah.
400
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,925
Oh, you're such a kidder.
401
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,255
You know what, I got this
great bit I do with, uh,
402
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,255
- donuts, actually.
- Uh, I need the microphone.
403
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,080
Does, uh, first... Does
anybody have donuts?
404
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,775
- No.
- Okay, well, uh...
405
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,145
Well, okay, uh, wait, just imagine
406
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,835
that there's donuts
on my horns. All right?
407
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,645
Sometimes I, I... I toss them on there
408
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,735
like this.
409
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:22,525
Whoop! Whoop!
410
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,275
And then I go "Hey,
411
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,565
who ordered all these donuts?"
412
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,975
I don't know. Who?
413
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,145
I hear Tylor's endearingly
neurotic voice.
414
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,185
Hey, guys, what's he doing?
415
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:37,355
Humiliating himself
in front of thousands.
416
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,640
It's a gift from above.
417
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,525
The donut hacky sack thing...
418
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:45,925
You know, 'cause you gotta...
419
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,485
I think maybe it's like...
420
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,866
- ... the knee thing, or something or, uh...
- I can't watch.
421
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,736
- They say there's no such thing as bad press...
- ... you know...
422
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,066
- ... but, uh, they may make an exception for this.
- ... 'cause I'm a... I, uh...
423
00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:55,355
I, um, I feel like this isn't
translating as well
424
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,140
without the donuts... Um,
425
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,875
Oh, oh!
426
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,280
What did the sea monster
have for dinner?
427
00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:04,975
Fish and ships.
428
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,716
Fish and... You heard?
429
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,316
Fish and ships. With a, with a "sh".
430
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,375
That's my joke.
431
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,776
- Like the sailing vessel...
- Oh, sweetie.
432
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,186
- Like fish and chips...
- But he didn't hit ships
433
00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:15,686
- as hard as he could have.
- ... would be...
434
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,355
- But this is ships because of the...
- Thank you, Tylor Tuskmon.
435
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,080
Don't give up your day job!
436
00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:22,185
Oh, wait, that is your day job.
437
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,105
Beautiful.
438
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,310
What an utter disaster.
439
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,875
A jokester?
440
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,106
You gotta be kidding me.
441
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,900
"Make Jokesters out of Scarers?"
442
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,685
Yeah, right.
443
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,740
Pathetic.
444
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:05,080
Val, what am I doing?
445
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,420
I can't even fill a canister.
446
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:08,855
Aw, come on.
447
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,455
You almost filled that one from today.
448
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:11,935
Yeah.
449
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,520
I, uh, just wish I was doing better.
450
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:20,980
Oh! Uh, Mr. Worthington...
451
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,680
I, uh, played in enough games
to know you can't win 'em all.
452
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,680
Don't get too down on yourself.
453
00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:29,185
You've got a lot of potential.
454
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,435
One day,
455
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,840
you'll make your mark on the world.
456
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,895
Hey, Joe College.
457
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,435
- Let's go.
- Hurry up.
458
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,775
Uh, Dad duties call.
459
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,355
I said doodies.
460
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,775
Listen, chin up.
461
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,780
You'll get 'em next time.
462
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,645
Thanks, Mr. Worthington.
463
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:44,775
Oh, please, call me Johnny.
464
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,630
And just keep filling those canisters.
465
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,376
Monsters News Network,
how can I help you?
466
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,535
Oh, Hi. Uh, hello.
467
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,776
I demand to speak to Jack and Jill
468
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,025
of I Scream, U Scream.
469
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:59,045
- This is Mike Wazowski.
- Never heard of him.
470
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,875
Fine. Mike Weirdzowski.
471
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,775
Oh. Yes, Mr. Weirdzowski.
I'll put you right through.
472
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,816
- The mailbox you are calling for...
- Jack...
473
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:08,996
- And...
- Jill.
474
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,355
... is currently full.
475
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,345
Please call back during business hours.
476
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,640
No!
477
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,785
Wanna grab dinner?
478
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:21,920
Yeah, I could eat.
479
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,055
Are you sure you don't
want me to wait for you?
480
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,605
No. No, it's okay. Really.
481
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:30,345
I... I'd rather walk home,
you know. Clear my head.
482
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:31,940
So, um, see you tomorrow. Right?
483
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,380
Okay. Uh, see you tomorrow.
484
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,785
Okay.
485
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,280
I can fill this canister.
486
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:46,910
Okay. It's go time.
487
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,920
Hey, who ordered all these donuts?
488
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:54,925
Huh?
489
00:19:55,935 --> 00:19:58,470
Oh, come on not again.
490
00:19:58,475 --> 00:19:59,810
Peekaboo.
491
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:02,100
Peekaboo! Peekaboo.
492
00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:06,550
Ah, n... Ah, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
493
00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:08,371
I didn't... I didn't mean
to, to scare you. No.
494
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,420
Here, here, here, here.
Take a... A parting donut.
495
00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:13,495
Enjoy that. All right? Okay, bye-bye.
496
00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:19,125
I finally filled it.
497
00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:22,120
Hey, a little laugh energy,
a little scream energy,
498
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,635
still a full canister, right?
499
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:55,060
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