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- Showtime.
- I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
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Smells like an Abercrombie
got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
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- Is that milk?
- Heavens to Betsy!
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- You can join the fun.
- And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
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You left us for dead,
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and now it's like nothing happened?
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I'll fucking kill you.
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Go on.
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- Do it.
- Fuck Butcher.
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Fuck Hughie.
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You're just gonna drag us
all down with you.
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Mom!
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- Annie.
- Hi.
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How old was I
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when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
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They promised that you'd have
a chance at an extraordinary life.
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You told me
that Daddy left because
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he lost all of our savings.
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Was it really bad investments?
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Your whole Marlboro Man act,
it's fucking crap, and I…
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Fort Harmony
was an Army hospital
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where Frederick Vought was testing the V1.
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If there's any more left out there,
that would be the fucking place to look.
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V1's ten times more potent
than today's formula.
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Only worked on a handful
of early Supes: you and Stormfront.
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- Who is Stormfront?
- Dr. Vought's wife Clara.
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I think you knew her as Liberty?
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We're still gonna go after
Homelander, right?
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Not without the virus.
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You said I was strong enough.
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You said I was the only one
who could stop him.
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I just said that
so you'd get him out of the tower.
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My sweet, sweet boy.
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Homelander?
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Fire…
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cracker.
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- What's that smell?
- Oh, it, uh,
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might be my new perfume line.
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It's General Lee's Secret.
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No.
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That's my father.
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It's Soldier Boy.
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- Uh, I can smell him all over you.
- Right.
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Of course. 'Cause we was just,
uh, prepping for our interview.
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- Prepping?
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh…
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I need you for something.
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You do?
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I have received
the most wonderful message.
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Mm.
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I was visited…
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by an angel.
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And she foretold my destiny.
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Wow. Well, praise be.
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And what is it?
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God.
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Sir, that is wonderful.
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There is no higher calling
than serving the Lord.
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Oh. No.
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Not serving the Lord.
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Being the Lord.
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I am the Messiah.
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I'm the savior of the world.
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The… Messiah?
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Yes.
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Um…
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Congrats.
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Thank you.
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I always knew I was special.
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I knew it.
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I suffered.
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I suffered so many hardships, and I…
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I couldn't understand why.
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But you… you…
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you always saw it.
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Didn't you?
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You knew all along I was special.
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That is why I have chosen you
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to spread the word of my coming.
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How?
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Well, we control the most powerful
media apparatus on Earth.
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Ah.
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Jesus would kill for our marketing. Mm.
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What do you say?
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Well, you know
I would do anything for you, sir.
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Thank you.
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Oh, here he is.
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Back from the dead.
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Oh. Easy does it.
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Easy.
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Here.
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It's a bit like
that Empire Strikes Back film, innit?
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- Uh, never saw it.
- What?
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- Bollocks. I showed it to you.
- No.
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You showed me Star Wars.
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And Mom never let me watch any of 'em.
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They're with that guy
from Regarding Henry, right?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, there's this bit, see.
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Young Luke hops in his spaceship,
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fucks off to a barney
with his old man Darth Vader.
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- Cops…
- Wait. Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
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Yeah.
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It's a bit of a spoiler.
But, anyway, listen,
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the point is you should've waited
till we got the virus sorted.
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This is a war.
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And you're the best weapon we got.
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But you ain't no use to anyone
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if you go put yourself into a body bag
fore we put Homelander in one.
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At least I was brave enough to try.
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Well, there's a fine line
between bravery and stupidity, son.
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You don't give a shit about me.
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Maybe you never did.
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Here. I'll fetch you some more water.
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Fucking teenagers.
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♪ I was gone, too ♪
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♪ but we roam, cellular phones ♪
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♪ Doc, Meth back in the flesh,
blood and bones ♪
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♪ Don't condone, spend bank loans
on homegrown ♪
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♪ Suckers break like Turbo…
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Welcome back, motherfucker.
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Thank you.
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- I needed that.
- Of course.
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What was that about?
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Nothing.
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Oh.
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Check you out.
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- Thank you, thank you.
- All right.
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If you twats are all done
with Fashion Week,
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let's get to work, yeah?
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Frenchie, how long
till we got a dose big enough?
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No, there was so little virus left.
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It needs time to multiply.
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You know what they say, huh?
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Cook low and slow.
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How fucking long?
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Weeks, at least.
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Okay, then we should go
to Fort Harmony now.
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That place got shut down 80 years ago.
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If there's any V1 left in there,
it ain't gonna be easy to find.
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And there is also
the small matter
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of the likely V'ed-up beast
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that spilled those Boy Scouts' innards
like a Cadbury à la crème, huh?
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Do I need to remind you guys
that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
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Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
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If we get the V1 first,
we save Annie, we save Kimiko,
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we save you.
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If you give a shit.
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If Homelander gets it, he's immortal,
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virus is useless,
and we're fucked sideways.
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So, who wants to go to…
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Clearfield?
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Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
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He's gone. He legged it.
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Wonder whose fault that is.
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Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones
if I were you, mate.
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Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
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Right.
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Let's get cracking.
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Annie.
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Dad.
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Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
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I'm all ears.
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Okay, can you please stop doing that?
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How did you find me?
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I've been looking for months.
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You are really good at hiding.
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It has been 20 years, and that's the
first thing that you have to say to me?
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What should I say?
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Dad?
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Annie, this is your brother… Mason.
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It's simple, Mr. President.
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You defund the public schools
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and give vouchers
for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
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You don't want kids
reading about gay penguins
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and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
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Thank you, sir.
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Let me be clear.
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Nobody summons me.
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The last time I let
a Black woman boss me around,
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it was Nell Carter.
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With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
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B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
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We cannot furnish your trailer
with, quote, "a big bowl of cocaine."
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- It's in my rider.
- From 1984.
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I think I can have
whatever the fuck I want.
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You're welcome to take it up
with Homelander.
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When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
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Fort Harmony?
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Homelander and Stan Edgar
had a good heart-to-heart,
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and we think there's a strong chance
of finding V1 at Fort Harmony.
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Isn't that where Dr. Vought
first injected you?
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It's great news.
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If he finds it, Homelander will be immune
to the virus and immortal, like you.
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You'll get to spend eternity together.
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Father and son.
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Forever.
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Mm.
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- When did he leave?
- Hasn't left yet.
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Maybe you could go with him,
show him where to look.
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After all, who knows that place
better than you?
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It's weird.
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- No birds or animals. It's like…
- Fucking hell.
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Had to park on the other side
of the state, didn't you?
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Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't
you try tying your boots, motherfucker.
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Oh, fuck that.
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Eh.
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- Not really my type, son.
- Hey, how about showing a little respect?
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You know,
Hughie's right, Butcher.
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You should take her out to dinner first.
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Ah, let's see here.
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Based on the decomp,
these bodies have been here a while.
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Something ripped them apart.
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Whatever killed those Boy Scouts
might still stalk these woods.
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Let's get a move on, then.
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Didn't come out here
to get bummed by Bigfoot.
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Mmm.
218
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,625
Goddamn. This is delicious.
219
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,419
Why'd I wait so long to try this?
220
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,962
What was I worried about?
221
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Probably the highest honor
a fish can have, giving their lives to me.
222
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,220
I bet they go to little fish heaven,
with 47 virgin tuna.
223
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,972
Yo. What the fuck, bro?
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I trusted you.
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00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,558
Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
226
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,268
You think going full method is easy?
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00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,230
Do you know how hard it's been
to not talk?
228
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My most powerful instrument,
and I can't even use it.
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00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,025
But I fucking committed.
230
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,487
I have given everything to this role,
and you straight up fucked me over.
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00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,073
Wait, are you still butthurt
about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
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I thought we were friends.
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I had your back every time
people laughed at how stupid you are,
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how your powers are a joke, how you're so
dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
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Nobody says that.
236
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,917
Yes, they do.
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All the time.
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00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,295
Well, let's not make
a federal case out of this, Bro V. Wade.
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I needed a win from Homelander.
Edgar was it.
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It's a doggy dog world.
241
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,343
Is that what you think the phrase is?
242
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,513
Whatever.
Just… put your fucking mask back on.
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00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,015
Oh. So that's how it is, huh?
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00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,600
You better watch your fucking back.
245
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,103
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
246
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,813
Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
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00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,148
He loves me right now.
248
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,482
How long is that gonna last?
249
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,943
You really think you're more important
to him than his own father?
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Open your asshole wider.
251
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:36,047
Oh, man.
The view from back here was crazy.
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You love it.
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00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,719
- Hon.
- Hmm?
254
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Your super scream.
255
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,015
We really got to get you
a stronger ball gag.
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00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,058
The way you punish my sin pit,
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ain't no ball gag in the world
strong enough.
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I got to say, when Sage said
I should marry you for the optics,
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I hung up on her.
260
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,946
- But I do love busting gushers…
- Mm.
261
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,782
…all over your pathetic worm face.
262
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,284
Aw, baby.
263
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,710
Ooh.
264
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,177
Oh, shoot.
265
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,014
I got to run. I forgot I have a-a meeting
with the Worship Team.
266
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,349
He's lying.
The church is bankrupt.
267
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,433
Wait, what?
268
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,185
- The church is bankrupt?
- What?
269
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,395
Who… Did Back Ashley tell you that?
270
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,731
After all that hot eye contact
I was giving her?
271
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,192
- That two-faced bitch.
- How do you lose money on a megachurch?
272
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,486
You bring in hundreds of millions
and don't pay taxes.
273
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,863
Attendance is down.
Donations are drying up.
274
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,532
And I'm sure
the two Gulfstreams don't help.
275
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,909
How deep in the hole are you?
276
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,496
Just, uh… 150 million.
277
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,915
Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me?
278
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,376
You were supposed to get me
a 12-point bump with evangelicals,
279
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,253
- not hauled before Congress.
- Hey.
280
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,756
What happened to how much you love
busting gushers on my face?
281
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,259
That was before you turned me
into Tammy fucking Faye.
282
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,469
This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
283
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,054
Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
284
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,597
Well, what are we gonna do?
285
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,641
We? You tell me.
286
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,518
You're the fucking emissary of God.
287
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,353
Ma'am, you have a visitor.
288
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,480
I need y'all's help with something.
289
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,109
Dang.
290
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,403
Smells like a wet shit
in a Waffle House in here.
291
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,411
Any sign of super cunt?
292
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,371
Could already be inside.
293
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,834
Well, let's find out.
294
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,254
What's wrong?
295
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,755
Annie.
296
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,675
She'll come back.
297
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,885
No. I almost died.
298
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,305
But she made it all about her
and she took off.
299
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,432
I mean, last year,
I got bad-touched by a shape-shifter,
300
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,642
and she still found a way
to make it about her.
301
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,894
She can be such a fucking bitch.
302
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,735
Uh…
Jesus, sorry, I-I didn't mean
303
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,695
for that to come out so harsh.
304
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,587
Fucking hell.
305
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,755
Fuck happened here?
306
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,549
Our V'd-up beast enjoyed
307
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,468
an amuse-bouche, perhaps?
308
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,013
Well, explains why
we didn't hear no animals.
309
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,723
I said that ten minutes ago.
310
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,790
Hi. Kathy.
311
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,667
I have always wanted…
312
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,086
It's nice to finally meet you.
313
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,253
So, you knew about this?
314
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,090
You know what's funny?
315
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,842
I must have asked you, like,
a hundred times to go to Voughtland,
316
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,220
but you always said the roller coasters
would make you nauseous.
317
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,429
He said that?
318
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,348
Couldn't get him off that thing.
319
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,397
How's your mom?
320
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,650
She's okay.
She's in hiding, but she's okay.
321
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,486
You're a cop?
322
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,570
Deputy.
323
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,117
Deputy. Thought you were working
for, um, the telephone company.
324
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,077
When's the last time you saw a pay phone?
325
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,914
So, does that mean
you're rounding up Starlighters?
326
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,958
You mean terrorists?
327
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,210
- Mason.
- Sorry, am I being rude?
328
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,212
We're all good with serving tea
to the Supe serial killer
329
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,131
- in our living room?
- That's enough.
330
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,051
You know what?
331
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,553
I'm sorry.
332
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,347
I'm sorry, I've put you guys in danger
just by being here.
333
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,851
You were right keeping me a secret.
334
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,436
I'll just go.
335
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,729
Annie, wait.
336
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,773
I'm making a stroganoff.
337
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,483
Well, it's Hamburger Helper,
but…
338
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,485
Have dinner with us?
339
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,446
Wash your clothes, take a shower.
340
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,199
No offense, but you could use one.
341
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,953
This is insane.
342
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,668
Really? We're getting fucking Mendo
for lunch again?
343
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,628
Baja Green Goddess
with Impossible Chorizo.
344
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,297
Yeah, can someone
make a run to Home Depot
345
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,340
and get me some organic peat moss soil?
346
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,010
- Three pounds? Thank you.
- All right, y'all.
347
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,428
Let's keep it going.
348
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,597
Blue sky day. No bad ideas.
349
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,975
Just got to sell Homelander
as our Lord and savior is all.
350
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,395
All right, I first thought theater, but
what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
351
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,482
He could part the Red Sea and send
some refugees back where they came from.
352
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,983
Oh,
you couldn't do it live, though.
353
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,401
We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
354
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,819
Right, this is a "yes and" room.
355
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,071
Oh, yes, and you're an idiot.
356
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,534
Okay. Uh, the bad version is
he turns water into wine.
357
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,162
Playing a quick game
of opposites here, what if…
358
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,623
it was something not fucking terrible?
359
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,501
Like, what if Homelander
360
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,920
flew into all the major holy sites
in the world?
361
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,963
Let the people meet their new god
362
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,507
- in person, huh?
- Mm.
363
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,759
Selfies with God.
364
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:16,721
Pitching off of that, we could put him
on a throne on the Temple Mount.
365
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,973
That is your poster right there. Amen.
366
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,227
- Mm-hmm.
- This is amazing.
367
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,439
And for the record,
Homelander is 100% God,
368
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,983
um, but won't some people say he's not?
369
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,696
Uh, a Homelander church
would bring in Homelander box office.
370
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,032
We prayed to God for help. He's answering.
371
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,118
Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
372
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,120
- Excuse me?
- The other Firecrotch.
373
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,581
- Madam Vice President.
- Because according to the snap poll here,
374
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,958
only 22% of Americans
375
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,252
would even accept Homelander
as their one true God,
376
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,337
making a real uphill battle to get him
377
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,214
into the 70s,
which is where he'd need to be.
378
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,717
You know, I'd say
it's all about numbers with you suits,
379
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,803
but Vought Plus never releases any.
380
00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:01,057
Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
381
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,603
Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
382
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,771
- Jesus Christ.
- What?
383
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,065
No wonder the Lamplighter:
Light of Justice finale
384
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,942
got a D-minus on A.V. Club.
385
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:15,738
Okay, I had to service 14 main characters
and cross over a bunch of assholes
386
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,699
from the Avenging Squad prequel.
387
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,868
You try and make a good finale
out of that.
388
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,744
The problem is,
we are trying to sell
389
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,747
a product that no one is asking for.
390
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,834
Like New Coke.
Right? Everybody already loves Jesus.
391
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,961
They want to eat right out of his asshole.
392
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,215
Figuratively speaking, of course.
393
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,592
Jesus was a great man.
394
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,385
- Yeah.
- The things he preached,
395
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,971
turning the other cheek and…
396
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,806
taking in foreigners…
397
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,018
…caring for the poor…
398
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,105
…that shit don't sell no more.
399
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:54,986
No, what we need is
a church that preaches American.
400
00:19:55,069 --> 00:20:00,366
America is God's government,
and we are his chosen people.
401
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:04,746
Manifest Destiny,
from sea to shining sea and shit.
402
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:11,961
With a real American hero as our savior.
403
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,426
The Democratic Church…
404
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,387
…of America.
405
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,559
You heard the numbers.
406
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,021
The public won't accept it if we come out
and call Homelander "God."
407
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,690
I know what to call him.
408
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,657
Orson Welles wore a cape
to cover his fat ass.
409
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,825
Well, we could still fly
the rest of the way.
410
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,078
I told you,
you're not fucking carrying me.
411
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,621
All right.
412
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,085
Oh, my God.
413
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,755
What a couple of uggos.
414
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,134
What changed your mind?
415
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,805
Yesterday, you told me
you wouldn't help me.
416
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,893
Firecracker said you looked up to me.
417
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,813
Guess you're not a complete idiot.
418
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,899
I never said that.
419
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,609
You want my help or not?
420
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,448
The other day,
when Clara Vought's name came up,
421
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,534
I got the impression you knew her.
422
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,912
I fucked her once or twice. That's all.
423
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,417
- What?
- You did?
424
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,335
Uh…
425
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,922
Then, uh, I guess we're related
in more ways than one.
426
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,552
Where is she?
427
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,222
Dead. Suicide.
428
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,515
Horseshit.
429
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,517
She'd never off herself.
430
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,269
Yeah, well, she did.
431
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,355
Did you see a body?
432
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,292
Hey.
433
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,210
I found something.
434
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,921
Blueprints.
435
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,966
Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways
and rooms underground.
436
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,051
There's the lab.
437
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,844
If the V1 is here,
that's where it should be.
438
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,805
Blueprints? Oh, fucking magic.
439
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,974
If the V1's here,
it ought to be in the lab.
440
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,893
I just said that. Are you ever
gonna fucking listen to me?
441
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,562
Yeah, as soon as you say something
worth listening to, luv.
442
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:36,814
Why do you have to be such an asshole?
443
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:38,733
Oh, finally twigged now, have you?
444
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:42,445
No, you remind me every day.
Oh, real Father of the Year,
445
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,072
getting Ryan to fight
your battles for you.
446
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,075
Says the twat who turned his dad into
a fucking zombie and then killed him.
447
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,702
Okay, you know what? It's not just Ryan.
448
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,662
- Look what you did to M.M.
- The fuck did he do to me?
449
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,831
He dragged you down in the shit with him,
and the worst part,
450
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,583
you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
451
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,627
Everyone, s'il vous plaît.
452
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,462
- "Pussy"?
- Something is wrong here.
453
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,089
This fucking nonce
just called you a pussy.
454
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,507
You gonna let him get away with that?
455
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,092
Want me
to put you in the fucking dirt?
456
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:07,011
Yeah, fucking do it, M.
Do it. Fucking do it.
457
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,429
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
458
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,641
- Hey. That's enough.
- None of you ever listen to me.
459
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,975
I listen to you.
460
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,811
You get jealous
whenever I talk to anyone else.
461
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,854
I don't need you
to translate for me anymore.
462
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,272
I'm not your fucking pet.
463
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,608
Nah, but he liked you better
when you were a dumb animal.
464
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,401
Hey, stop!
465
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,154
Can you not see there is something strange
about this place?
466
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,365
We need to focus.
467
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,367
V1. Huh?
468
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,788
Allons-y.
469
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,510
Mason!
470
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,725
Sorry about him. He's…
471
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,061
It's okay. I used to be his age.
472
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,063
I saw the sign out front.
473
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,649
"In this house, we believe in Homelander"?
474
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,068
New boss at the department
made everybody put 'em up.
475
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,737
We answer to a Supe named Livewire now.
476
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,949
I don't round up Starlighters, by the way.
477
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,868
When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
478
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,452
And the other deputies?
479
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,372
They think that Starlighters
are coming for their kids.
480
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,332
But that's a lie that Vought sells.
481
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,794
- I know that.
- Then why don't you say anything?
482
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,671
The last guy that spoke up disappeared,
483
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,382
middle of the night,
with his wife and kids.
484
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,637
I'm not proud of it, Annie,
but I have a family to protect.
485
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,893
I came here to get, you know, some answers
486
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,605
and some closure
before time runs out, but…
487
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,939
Not what you expected?
488
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,483
You could say that.
489
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,988
After you left, I told myself that,
490
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,990
you know, you just…
you didn't want kids,
491
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,119
but maybe you just didn't want me.
492
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,293
Have a seat.
493
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,454
This movie was shit.
494
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,706
I did consider asking you
for my money back.
495
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,585
I didn't always approve
of the choices you made,
496
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,754
but I was always proud of you.
497
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,383
Maybe even more proud when you quit.
498
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,514
Why did you leave?
499
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,561
The first time I saw your mother
was on a church mission.
500
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,230
El Salvador.
501
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,108
We were young.
502
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,526
Wanted to save the world.
503
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,823
We were so happy when you came along.
504
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:18,411
And your mom was dead certain
that giving you V was…
505
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,996
gonna give you a better life.
506
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:24,125
Better than a pay phone repairman
could give you.
507
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,962
She asked me, "Do you know how
we can really change the world?
508
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,380
Raise a superhero."
509
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,258
So, you-you got on board?
510
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:38,431
Until she started telling you
you were chosen by God.
511
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,351
And th-the thing is, you believed it.
512
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,479
And then she believed it, and I just…
513
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:51,319
I couldn't keep
lying to you, so I left.
514
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,279
- You never even reached out.
- To do what?
515
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,239
Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you?
516
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,283
I'd have taken either.
517
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,577
I needed you.
518
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,376
If I could go back
and change things, I would.
519
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,048
I should have been there for you.
520
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,466
Should have stood up for you.
521
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:18,429
I'm sorry I left, Annie.
522
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:22,308
It runs in the family, I guess.
523
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,728
- What do you mean?
- I flipped out the other day,
524
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,438
and I ditched someone I really love.
525
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,817
It's like he's, um…
it's like he's my heart
526
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:35,237
walking on the outside,
and if they got to him,
527
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,947
- I couldn't…
- Annie.
528
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:40,242
The people we love aren't a weakness.
529
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,787
They're the reason that we fight.
530
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,050
Hey, is it all right if I talk to him?
531
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,761
Of course. Uh, j-just…
532
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,221
knock first.
533
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,432
I learned that lesson the hard way.
534
00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,613
Yeah. The lab is this way.
535
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,950
Whoa.
536
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,411
Fucking hell.
537
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,287
They've been here a minute, haven't they?
538
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,416
Decades.
539
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,170
Hunters.
540
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,672
Look at their knives.
541
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,926
These men, they killed each other.
542
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:42,805
What if there is a monster here
but it's us?
543
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,098
What the fuck are you on about, Frenchie?
544
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,808
Toxoplasmosis.
545
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,936
It's a parasite in cat shit.
It can infect humans.
546
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,272
Makes them react with explosive anger.
547
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,898
You think we ate cat shit?
548
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,443
Ate? No.
549
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:59,321
If the V1 spilled into the groundwater,
it could mutate th-the plants.
550
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,532
Their spores fills us with rage,
551
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,993
we murder each other, and voilà…
552
00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,454
…we're plant food for these vines.
553
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,416
Okay, so like The Last of Us?
554
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,128
No, that is just The Walking Dead
with mushrooms.
555
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,257
The dead campers,
the animals, these hunters.
556
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,886
Surely, you all see
how strangely you've been acting.
557
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,680
Us? I've seen you blow cocaine
up your dick hole.
558
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,141
Wait. You have a point.
559
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,435
The copious amount of drugs
I've taken for decades
560
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,228
has surely altered my brain chemistry.
561
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,439
That's why I'm not affected.
562
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,357
Guess being a junkie
was good for something after all.
563
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,361
Romeo and fucking Juliet.
564
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,990
You two survive this war,
I give you six months, tops.
565
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,328
Well fucking well.
566
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,299
Let's fucking go.
567
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:05,221
Wh-Wh… Wh-Where are you going?
568
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,680
To top those cunts.
569
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,057
You'll get us killed, you fucking idiots.
570
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,976
Neither of you are thinking straight.
571
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,187
Get that fucking gun
out of my face, Frenchie.
572
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,147
That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny.
573
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,607
No, but I will.
574
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:20,152
Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you,
then kill us.
575
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,364
Then, if there's any V1 here,
it's Homelander's.
576
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,866
Does that make your family safe?
577
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,327
Is that the revenge you seek?
578
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,830
Does that make things right for Becca?
579
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:35,834
Fine.
580
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,009
We must hurry
before we tear each other apart.
581
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,595
Or the Supes do.
582
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,307
So, what's the plan? God!
583
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,976
- Ugh!
- The fuck, Frenchie?
584
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,436
It's deer urine.
Hunters use it to attract prey,
585
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,273
but we will use it
to hide our scent from Homelander.
586
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,900
You spray that shit on me,
and I'll rip your fucking head off.
587
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,822
I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
to save our asses.
588
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,368
It's just science, bro.
589
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:12,162
When you jizz,
masculine vitality leaves your body.
590
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:14,331
Got to hold that shit in, right, Noir?
591
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,334
Right, Noir?
592
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,378
Fu-fu-fu-fuck you.
593
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,505
Looks like you hit
the wrong button there, broseph.
594
00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,841
B-B-Bitch says what?
595
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,718
What?
596
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,136
What?
597
00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:33,601
I just want to talk.
598
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,105
- Wow.
- Your picture was never up there.
599
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,273
Yeah, good.
600
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:45,613
Good. I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good.
601
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:46,989
I don't put traitors on my wall.
602
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,782
Okay, you know…
603
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:51,285
what they say about me, none of it's true.
604
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,829
Do you mean the part
that you blew your way into The Seven
605
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,040
or that you're a terrorist
who traffics children?
606
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,460
So that's, like, a hard no
on getting into the back of my van?
607
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,922
Hey, look, Mason,
608
00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:06,216
you go to school at Homelander Academy
609
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,304
and you come home and you watch
thousands of TikToks every day.
610
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,765
How is the truth
supposed to compete with that?
611
00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:14,558
Whatever.
612
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,560
You're, like, the FBI's Most Wanted.
613
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:20,230
Oh, okay. Well, like it or not,
the FBI's Most Wanted is your sister,
614
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:24,568
so you can keep being an asshole about it
or, you know, we can also talk about it.
615
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,445
Is there a third option?
616
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,576
Let me guess.
617
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:36,830
Chocolate cream-filled
every Thursday morning, right?
618
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,500
Dad used to take me before school.
619
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:43,545
It's one of the things
I miss the most, actually.
620
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,508
I think he was just taking me
as his beard.
621
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:51,762
Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
622
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,245
Okay, it's not here.
623
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,622
Fuck this and fuck you and fuck me.
624
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,457
This is a goddam waste of time.
625
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:25,879
Butcher.
626
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,507
Take a look.
627
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,884
Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
628
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,011
Not too long ago, neither.
629
00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:35,723
They punched 80 years of rust
right off the safe.
630
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,643
Now, how many Supes do we know
that can punch this hard?
631
00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,353
A dozen. Maybe more.
632
00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:43,981
What is it?
633
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,401
- Heroin.
- Heroin.
634
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,862
Of course you would fucking know that.
635
00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:53,615
Huh. So…
636
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,993
a punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
637
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,328
and a taste for fucking smack.
638
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:00,998
Bombsight.
639
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,042
No one has seen
Bombsight for decades.
640
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,461
He's likely dead.
641
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,879
What if he's not, asshole?
642
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:10,424
He'd be about the only other cunt
that would know this shit was here.
643
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,968
You mean Bombsight
from Soldier Boy's first team?
644
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,512
Wouldn't he have already been
shot up with V1? What's he need more for?
645
00:34:21,769 --> 00:34:22,895
Hey, Ed.
646
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,480
- Everything all right?
- Yeah,
647
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,482
I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
648
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,818
This is gonna sound crazy.
Is Starlight in there?
649
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,320
I'm s… I'm sorry, what?
650
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,654
I got a call from Mason.
651
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,908
But it's a joke, right?
652
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,534
Tell me it's a joke.
653
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,626
She's my daughter.
654
00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:46,835
Your daughter?
655
00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:49,254
Jesus Christ.
Can't he ever fucking lie?
656
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,507
I've known you 20 years, and y-you never…
657
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,550
- I should have told you.
- She's a serial killer.
658
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:56,345
She's not. I promise you.
659
00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:01,016
I'm begging you,
get back in your cruiser and let this go.
660
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,770
Are you crazy?
I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
661
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,063
I got to take her in.
662
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,441
You need to step aside right now.
663
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,401
Please, Ed, just take a breath.
664
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,656
- Hands up right now.
- I don't think so.
665
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:16,865
Walk away.
666
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,119
- Ed, put it down.
- I said now.
667
00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:22,746
- Walk away.
- No.
668
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,665
- You're under arrest.
- Ed, relax.
669
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:25,958
- Everybody, please, just…
- I'm warning you.
670
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,459
I said walk away.
671
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,878
Would the both of you fucking stop!
672
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:37,135
I-I'm sorry, I just…
673
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,930
Ed, we sit next to each other
in church every Sunday.
674
00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:43,433
After Pam died, you ate dinner here
for how many months?
675
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,352
Yeah, and you lied to my face
the whole time.
676
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,187
I know you're scared.
I'm scared, too.
677
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,897
But what Vought's been making us do,
678
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,733
pulling people out of their homes,
our neighbors,
679
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,151
and sending them to…
680
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,529
God knows where.
681
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:56,864
You know it's wrong.
682
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,411
Annie's my daughter, and I love her.
683
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,454
I should've stood up for her
a long time ago.
684
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,665
She's not what they say she is.
685
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,500
She's a good person, Ed.
686
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,794
And if good people stop trying
to do the right thing,
687
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,422
then what the hell chance do we have?
688
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,429
She better be gone in an hour,
689
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,849
or I swear to God,
I'm coming back with Livewire,
690
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,018
I'm hauling you both in.
691
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,395
Thanks. Thank you.
692
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,450
Smells like deer piss.
693
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,328
The last time I was here,
I was fresh off the front lines,
694
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,747
still picking Nazi brains out of my hair.
695
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,958
And only the best of the best
got selected for Dr. Vought's trials.
696
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:52,377
- Mm-hmm.
- Not soft little hog chompers.
697
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,131
Of course.
No, I forgot how tough you were.
698
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,051
Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
699
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,136
I mean, your cock's
as useless as your cape.
700
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,680
What's the point of being famous
if you're not getting your dick wet?
701
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,933
Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet
702
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,602
when I pulled it out of Stormfront
and wiped it on her fucking chin.
703
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,112
Ooh, look. More uggos.
704
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,491
Friends of yours?
705
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,789
Oh, shit.
706
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,750
They're right above us.
707
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,168
We best get the fuck out of here.
708
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,337
- Come on.
- Hey. Hey. What about the V1?
709
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,215
If Bombsight has the V1,
then it saves us from having to torch it.
710
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,300
What are you talking about?
711
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,469
Who's "us"?
712
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,264
What?
713
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,809
You think the world
needs more immortal cunts, do you?
714
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,645
We need it
to save Annie and Kimiko.
715
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,022
You've been planning this
this whole time, haven't you?
716
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,066
Shh. Homelander will hear us.
717
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:59,111
And you, you've just been
going along with it again.
718
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,737
We can't take the risk, Hughie.
719
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:02,906
And if she has to be
collateral damage so that
720
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:06,243
Homelander dies and my daughter lives,
we ain't got no fucking choice.
721
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,120
Oh, easy for you to say.
It won't fucking kill you.
722
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,329
Well, at least he knows
723
00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:11,790
when to keep his gob shut
and do as he's fucking told.
724
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,000
- Shh!
- Excuse me?
725
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,293
No, no, no. We don't have time for this.
We need to find a way out now.
726
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,670
Want to know a little secret, Butcher?
727
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,172
I cheered when I found out
that you were dying,
728
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,591
'cause at least we'd finally be done
with your miserable ass.
729
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:23,135
You know, I used to say to these guys,
730
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,304
"Don't give up on Butcher.
There's good in him fighting to get out."
731
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:29,891
I was wrong. If there was anything
human in there, it's dead.
732
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:34,062
Underneath that chestful of octo-cocks,
you are just a fucking monster.
733
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,856
Well, maybe I like it better that way.
734
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,233
That parasite's not just in you.
It is you.
735
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,401
You're the cancer.
736
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,777
Lower your voices.
737
00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:43,321
You are just as bad
as Homelander, maybe worse.
738
00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,365
And I'm not gonna let you
drag us all down with you.
739
00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:46,658
And what you gonna do about it?
740
00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:49,077
- I'll fucking kill you.
- No, stop!
741
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,789
Kimiko!
742
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:53,957
Please.
743
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,625
Calm down.
744
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,297
I told you I'm not your pet.
745
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,506
I'm done following your commands.
746
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,635
Kimiko.
747
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:06,719
Hey.
748
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,268
Come on, M.M.
I mean, if Butcher will let you.
749
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,194
Everybody, please stop!
750
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:43,548
Oi! Where do you think you're going?
751
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,094
Mon coeur. Hey.
752
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,721
Don't.
753
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,310
Tough guy, my ass.
754
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,563
- What?
- You, your whole bit.
755
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,441
This whole "guts and glory" thing.
756
00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:02,859
What a fucking joke.
757
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,903
I read your classified file.
758
00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:07,948
Your brother won a Silver Star
for bravery at Anzio,
759
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:13,245
and that's what made you beg your father
to buy you a spot in Dr. Vought's trials.
760
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:18,917
Because it killed you to see your brother
dripping in all that glory,
761
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,922
making you look all the more feeble
in comparison.
762
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,924
You don't know shit about me.
763
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,218
Really?
764
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,013
I know that when they tried
to inject you with the V,
765
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:36,143
you were so fucking petrified
that they had to strap you to the table.
766
00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:38,103
And you pissed yourself,
767
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,355
crying for your mommy
768
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:45,068
like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy
that you are.
769
00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:49,865
They gave you the world,
and you, you deserve nothing.
770
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,450
Oh, Christ.
771
00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:54,744
What's this shithole now?
772
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,789
What are you doing?
773
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,671
Oh, well done.
774
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,381
I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
775
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,258
Maybe. Maybe not.
776
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,512
It's enriched uranium.
777
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,557
They'd stick us Supes in there
to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
778
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,767
Now, for a normal joe,
they'd be dead in minutes,
779
00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:20,187
but for you, it's a stomach flu.
780
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,730
Good luck, though,
781
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:25,358
getting out of a Supe-proof cell
while you're bleeding out of your ass.
782
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,037
Where are you going?
783
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,208
I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find,
you Triple Crown cock jockey.
784
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,710
- Why?
- You don't get it, do you?
785
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,922
How much I can't fucking stand you.
786
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,378
Mon Dieu.
787
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,341
Hughie.
788
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,763
Come on, son.
789
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:39,140
Come and have a go.
790
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:01,955
Oh, if only the world could see you now.
791
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,083
Not so fucking super, are you?
792
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,378
You, uh… you got a bit of…
793
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,469
Did your dad put you in time-out?
794
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,680
Ooh. That's got to sting,
795
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:22,976
knowing he'd rather spend eternity
all alone than with the likes of you.
796
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,855
What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue?
797
00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,358
Will wonders ever cease?
798
00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:33,945
Tell me something.
799
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,993
If you do get the juice in you,
you think that makes you a god, don't you?
800
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:45,373
Seems like I know you
pretty well after all.
801
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,668
Which is why I know
that even if you had a billion twats
802
00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:52,505
gargling your bollocks
and singing hosanna,
803
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,424
you still wouldn't be happy.
804
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:57,802
'Cause deep down, you're just a weak,
805
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:01,139
thin-skinned, needy little boy.
806
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,434
You beat the shit out of your own son.
807
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,064
Don't get weaker than that.
808
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:21,076
Ryan is alive.
809
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,161
Because he's strong.
810
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,288
'Cause he's my son.
811
00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:26,956
The son of God.
812
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,042
You ain't no god.
813
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:32,712
How's about I go fetch the virus,
and then we'll watch you
814
00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:35,006
shit your fucking spine out?
815
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,179
You don't have it, do you?
816
00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:45,433
The virus.
817
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,690
Don't I?
818
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:56,319
No, you don't.
819
00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:58,488
You would have used it by now.
820
00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:06,871
You have no way to stop me, do you?
821
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,456
Oh, William.
822
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,251
You have no idea what you're up against.
823
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:14,712
You can't intervene.
824
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,841
I will get the V1,
825
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:21,803
and when I do, I'm gonna flay you alive.
826
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:26,099
You, Starlight, all the nonbelievers.
827
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:31,646
You're all gonna fucking drown
in your own blood.
828
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,567
I promise you, before I die…
829
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,613
…I'll fucking have you.
830
00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,616
You're all fucking paste!
831
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,952
I can take what's mine,
832
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:49,372
and that makes
this whole fucking shit ball
833
00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:52,625
my birthright!
834
00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,419
My destiny!
835
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,618
Fucker!
836
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,413
Shit.
837
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,885
Damn. Shit.
838
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,106
Shit.
839
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,399
Fuck.
840
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,782
The fu…
841
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:50,910
Hey!
842
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:10,471
My God.
843
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,479
Quinn.
844
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:20,607
You knew this man?
845
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,987
You were in Dr. Vought's trials together.
846
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,865
Figures this would be you.
847
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,284
You ugly piece of shit.
848
00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,493
Oh, you hated me.
849
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,914
Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
850
00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:39,375
Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
851
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,213
You still fucking hate me, don't you?
852
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:46,215
This creature is nothing but hate.
853
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,134
He makes us hate.
854
00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:50,470
He's the cause of all of this.
855
00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:52,430
Listen to me.
856
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:56,643
You are the only one who can end it.
Put a stop to his misery.
857
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,937
Put him out of his misery?
No, no. God, no.
858
00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:01,356
No, I like him like this.
859
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,193
Oh, fuck you, bitch!
860
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,697
Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
861
00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,699
Fuck you. Fuck you!
862
00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,159
'Cause I still got it.
863
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,536
I got all of it. I fucking won!
864
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,544
If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
865
00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,262
I know why Quinn hates you.
866
00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,389
Oh, is that right?
867
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,100
Because he sees you
for what you really are.
868
00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:39,060
He was a real soldier.
869
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,521
You were just a boy playing dress-up.
870
00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:45,191
But you got to be the hero
while he got to be this.
871
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,276
Now, where's the justice in that?
872
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,779
- It should be you up there.
- Shut up.
873
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:50,905
It should be your pain.
874
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:55,660
You are nothing but a coward.
875
00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:57,412
I said shut your fucking mouth!
876
00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:17,640
Hughie?
877
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,936
I'm-I'm sorry.
878
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,523
Yeah.
879
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:29,152
Me, too.
880
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,854
Fuck. I'm sorry.
881
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:07,023
I'm so fucking sorry.
882
00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:39,555
♪ Trumpet, a little bit of Monica ♪
883
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,265
♪ in my life ♪
884
00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:43,893
♪ A little bit of Erica by my side ♪
885
00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:46,646
♪ A little bit of Rita's all I need ♪
886
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,357
♪ A little bit of Tina's what I see ♪
887
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,068
♪ A little bit of Sandra in the sun ♪
888
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:55,238
♪ A little bit of Mary all night long ♪ ♪
889
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,281
Well…
890
00:51:58,241 --> 00:52:01,661
That was the best stroganoff
I have ever had.
891
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:03,246
It definitely wasn't,
892
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,832
but that's kind of you.
893
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:10,503
You have something you want to say?
894
00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:11,796
Sorry.
895
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,632
You want to try that again?
896
00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,134
I'm sorry.
897
00:52:17,218 --> 00:52:19,512
Good.
But you're grounded till you're 20.
898
00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:21,472
Mm, more like 30.
899
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,851
I hope we see each other again.
900
00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,186
Me, too.
901
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:35,736
Annie?
902
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,655
Don't make the same mistake I did.
903
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,659
Don't give up on the people you love,
all right?
904
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,817
The V1 wasn't here.
905
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:06,410
Were you…
906
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,246
Were you crying?
907
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,044
Just fucking do it already.
908
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:49,912
Thank you.
909
00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,957
We wouldn't have made it out
if you hadn't stepped up.
910
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:57,503
Oh. Yeah, well, taking charge…
911
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,673
…was the most horrible thing
I've ever done.
912
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,134
Never let me do it again. Never.
913
00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:09,598
I'm sorry I called you
a feckless junkie man-whore.
914
00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,561
I don't remember you calling me that.
915
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,230
I didn't? I thought I did.
916
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,983
You're not wrong.
917
00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:22,486
I was, once.
918
00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:24,697
But I am clean now.
919
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:28,117
And I can be whatever you need.
920
00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:35,458
I don't want to change you.
921
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,128
It's that…
922
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,174
…I'm trying to change myself.
923
00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:46,802
The reason I can speak now, it's…
924
00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:49,930
it's because I did so much work
to let go of my…
925
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,515
chaos.
926
00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:54,310
The thing is…
927
00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:56,812
…you love chaos.
928
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,314
You thrive in it.
929
00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,607
Which is fine, but…
930
00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,110
…I can't go back to that.
931
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,034
So, where does that leave us?
932
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,855
I'm sorry.
933
00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:41,565
I shouldn't have left you.
I should've been here.
934
00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:45,069
Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't.
935
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,320
Super good day to miss.
936
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,086
Listen, mate.
937
00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:04,880
- That shite I said…
- Hey.
938
00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:06,632
Don't tell me you didn't mean it, a'ight?
939
00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:09,552
'Cause I sure as hell meant
every fucking word I said.
940
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,262
So, we got a problem?
941
00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,019
We cool, man.
942
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,437
We cool.
943
00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,446
What are you doing?
944
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:30,990
Just thinking.
945
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,326
Well, the shit show is on.
946
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:37,454
♪ From sea ♪
947
00:57:37,538 --> 00:57:41,500
♪ to shining ♪
948
00:57:41,584 --> 00:57:44,420
♪ sea ♪
949
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:48,132
♪ America ♪ ♪
950
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:51,218
Yes! Yes!
951
00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:56,974
Brothers and sisters.
952
00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:02,229
Brothers and sisters,
we are truly, truly fortunate
953
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,106
to bear witness on this day.
954
00:58:04,190 --> 00:58:07,026
Because today…
955
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,862
is the greatest day
in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
956
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,448
- Can I get an amen?
- Amen!
957
00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:15,951
I mean, I love all this, love,
958
00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:18,329
but don't you believe in Jesus
or whatever?
959
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:20,164
I did.
960
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:21,582
Now I believe in Homelander.
961
00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,334
- She's lying.
- No shit.
962
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,461
Excuse me?
963
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:29,965
But today, brothers and sisters, today,
964
00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:33,177
we set America back on its true course.
965
00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:37,097
Starting today, brothers and sisters,
966
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:42,603
we commit ourselves
to a divine rebranding.
967
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:46,440
We will be patriots of faith.
968
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:50,527
We will fulfill
our Founding Fathers' dream.
969
00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:55,491
Today, starting today,
Samaritan's Embrace becomes
970
00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:58,827
the Democratic Church of America.
971
00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:06,961
And here, to share his holy plan
for our new church,
972
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,921
he is not just a man…
973
00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:14,593
…he's not just a super man…
974
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:24,144
…he is the Prophet of the Lord!
975
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:30,109
He is the Prophet of America!
976
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:33,946
He is the Prophet Homelander!
977
00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:54,383
Homelander!
Homelander! Homelander!
978
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:56,260
Homelander! Home…