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I'll fucking kill you.
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I got you something.
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Terror!
Does he still hump everything?
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He does his best.
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My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
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I discovered a cure.
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They laughed at me.
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Fuck them all.
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Heavens to Betsy!
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What's that smell? It's Soldier Boy.
I can smell him all over you.
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- Where's Noir?
- He just disappears every afternoon.
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Won't say where he's going.
Won't say shit.
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- I trusted you.
- Are you still butthurt
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- about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
- I thought we were friends.
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I needed a win from Homelander,
Edgar was it.
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If we get the V1 first,
we save Annie, we save Kimiko.
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If Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
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A punch like
a bleeding sledgehammer
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and a taste for fucking smack.
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Bombsight.
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Enriched uranium.
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Good luck getting out of a Supe-proof cell
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while you're bleeding out of your ass.
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The V1 wasn't here.
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Just fucking do it already.
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I was visited by an angel.
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Today, we commit ourselves
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to a divine rebranding.
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I am the Messiah.
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The Democratic Church of America!
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Homelander!
Homelander!
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They're up before dawn.
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They got a thousand
heads of cattle to herd.
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It's hard work and strong coffee.
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Old leather saddles
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and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
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And when the sun finally rises
over the range,
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the cowboys know
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America is God's country
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and Americans, God's chosen people.
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So shouldn't we have
our own church for Americans
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with American grit and American values?
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Founded by the greatest American
of us all?
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A true American prophet?
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Come home to the
Democratic Church of America.
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Come home to Homelander.
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Already, the campaign's Aided Awareness
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outpaces the norm by plus-22 points,
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led by white men and women,
ages 36 to 54 and 55 to 72.
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We are also seeing massive growth
on the ground level.
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Yeah? 'Cause I'm seeing
massive growth myself.
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Church attendance is up,
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and our online donation CTR is at 44%.
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That's a new record. Amen.
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Amen.
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Next up is a 500 million ad blitz
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with OOH, e-blasts, print and digital.
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Ain't nobody won't know about
the Democratic Church of America
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and its chosen prophet.
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Prophets are servants.
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Of course.
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Sir, great point.
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We're just trying to ease people into it.
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No, no, no. We need to prepare America
for my ascension.
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We must be honest. We must be direct.
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- I like "savior."
- Mm.
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Or-or…
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Lord.
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Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
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- Mm.
- Religion is not about being meek.
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We should dominate
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the seven mountains of society,
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bring the Kingdom of Heaven to Earth.
Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen. I love all that.
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So fucking dope.
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Easter
is just around the corner.
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How perfect would it be
for your second coming
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to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
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Mm. Second coming?
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Let's be clear, I am not the son of God.
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Yeah, well, of course.
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Many people believe that Jesus
is both God incarnate and the son.
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Well, that's just confusing.
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I don't want my church
getting involved in all… that.
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Exactly.
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Besides, if we pull up our timeline,
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you won't have…
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this.
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We're gonna drag our feet
because of a book?
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Not a book.
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The book.
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The Homelander Bible.
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Heavy.
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What the fuck?
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It's got the Old Testament,
the New Testament,
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and the Brand New American Testament,
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written by A.I. trained on the works
of Pat Robertson.
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See, we need to pass the torch, sir,
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from Jesus to you.
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Sir, we don't get more than one chance
at a first impression.
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Are we really gonna rush
something this important?
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- We ain't Arby's, after all.
- No.
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We're the Cheesecake Factory.
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Okay.
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We'll do it your way.
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Thank you.
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You do realize
this kind of sudden religious upheaval
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is likely to generate
widespread civil unrest?
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Local law
should be able to handle the suburbs,
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but we could use extra hands
in major metros.
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Oh, let's recall all Supes
stationed overseas.
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American heroes should be
protecting America,
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- not Who-Gives-A-Fuckistan.
- Great idea.
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- Something wrong?
- Everything's peachy.
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Well, I can see why
they call this the city that never sleeps.
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How could you with all that racket?
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- You get used to it.
- You seem to have.
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City life seems to suit you.
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I guess.
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I was surprised you called, Reverend.
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Well, I was surprised you answered.
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It's been a while,
and, uh, I said things I regret.
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We both did.
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You remember when you used to
stop by the church after school?
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Use your powers
to light our candles?
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I remember staying for supper.
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Oh, man, those Fish Fry Fridays.
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I never liked eating alone.
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Or were you making sure
I got at least one hot square a day?
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Reverend, is something the matter?
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I'm embarrassed to bug you
with all of this, but, um,
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the last couple of weeks have been rough.
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We've been bleeding congregants
to the Democratic Church of America,
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and what folks are sticking around,
they're scared.
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- Why?
- 'Cause last Sunday, somebody, um,
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melted our stained glass window of Mary.
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- Melted it?
- Mm-hmm.
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It was our local Supe, Praying Mantis.
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He sprayed acid out of his butt.
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- I mean, his… his glands, his whatever.
- Yeah.
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- I know him.
- It was a message.
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I called the sheriff. I called the mayor.
I called half of Florida.
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You're all I got left.
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Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
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Well,
you got to be able to do something.
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You're Homelander's right hand.
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Homelander's not too keen
on being challenged.
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Why not just pay
the franchise fee and join?
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Honey, we can barely afford
to pay our water bill.
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Besides, the Democratic Church of America?
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God does not favor
one nation over another.
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- Doesn't he, though?
- No.
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Name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
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Just 'cause Homelander tells you
that the sky is red does not make it so.
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You still have that, uh,
that Jesus action figure?
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I'm surprised you remember that.
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How could I forget it? You carried it
with you everywhere you went.
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You almost wore the face off the thing.
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Do you still carry him?
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It's complicated.
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No, it's… I don't think it is.
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Homelander is a… he's a great American.
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He can stop bullets, he can fly,
and do amazing things.
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Those aren't miracles.
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And he is not God.
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If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray
that I taught the Bible to over fish,
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I think you know it, too.
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We ain't doing that again.
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That's what you said
the last six times.
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No, I really mean it this time.
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You seem a little out of it. Did you nut?
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'Cause usually you nut.
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Were you baptized?
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Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
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Governor Sproul did the honors.
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My family kept up appearances, of course.
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Then we never set foot in church again.
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I had lunch today with
the reverend who baptized me.
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He's been getting heat
to switch over to our church.
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You think Homelander might be open
to going easy on him?
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Just… give him a little more time?
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I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody,
but that man practically raised me.
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So you didn't nut?
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You know, this whole
Homelander as God shit, it's…
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it's fucking ridiculous.
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Really? You think so?
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If he's the second coming,
then what does that make me? Joseph?
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I mean, talk about
the biggest cuck in history.
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Man trades his best cow
to bag some hot-ass virgin,
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and then God comes and squirts
his baby gravy up her meat wallet.
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Fuck that.
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I guess I've been struggling
with where to place
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Homelander in my heart
in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
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Okay.
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Of course I worship Homelander.
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I mean, he's always been a god to me.
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Look, I'll tell you this.
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If there is a God…
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…sure as hell
didn't come out of my balls.
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- I got to go.
- Where you off to?
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L.A.
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I fucking hate L.A.
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Homelander?
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Homelander?
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Hello?
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Does Homelander know you're here?
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Yeah, of course.
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Some of our church's followers
generously donated their milk
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for our savior's sustenance.
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I mean, he got to get this liquid gold
from somewhere, am I right?
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You need something?
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Where's Homelander?
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Oh, uh, he didn't tell you?
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Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
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Strange he didn't mention anything.
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Well, I've been real busy
working for his glory,
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so not much time for chitchat.
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Of course.
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Look at us, a regular Peter and John,
just bearing witness
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and spreading the gospel.
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A real blessing.
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- Amen. A real…
- Amen.
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- …blessing.
- Oh, uh, by the way,
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after our meeting, I checked in
on the timeline of that Homelander Bible,
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and, uh, the printers were happy
to rush it to make Easter.
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Well, ain't you full of get-up-and-go.
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Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
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So, I wondered why you were so bent
on holding it up.
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I wasn't.
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See, I just wanted to make sure
everything was just right.
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Listen, if you are ever
feeling any doubts,
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come to me.
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I can be a warm shoulder
and a friendly ear.
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Well, bless your heart.
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I'll do that.
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What'd you want to talk
to Homelander about?
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Maybe I can help.
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That is so kind of you.
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But it wasn't important.
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What's up?
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Um…
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Got a tip from our southeast stringer.
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Praying Mantis raided
half a dozen churches in Daytona.
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Was one of 'em Holy Baptist?
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The man upstairs wants us… you…
to run with it top of show.
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He thinks with it being your home church
and all, it'll make a strong statement.
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So I'll have Chris load the new graphics?
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I got to finish getting ready.
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* USA… *
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Welcome to Truthbomb.
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Our top story tonight's a personal one.
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It's the story of my hometown church,
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Holy Baptist of Daytona.
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It was the church I grew up in.
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Sang my hymns from the pews there
every Sunday.
256
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,980
But that church…
257
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,778
That church…
258
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,617
That church…
259
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,039
…has become
260
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:55,460
a hotbed of Starlighter infestation.
261
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,295
And my old pastor,
262
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:02,342
Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected
263
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,762
by Starlight's seditious propaganda.
264
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,599
Now…
265
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,853
…I never told a soul this,
266
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:19,651
but when I was a little girl, the reverend
regularly had me over for supper.
267
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,695
Alone.
268
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,863
No.
269
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,324
Nothing ever happened to me, but…
270
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:33,623
I heard stories
about his "Fish Fry Fridays."
271
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:37,627
And if that ain't code for child grooming,
272
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,005
I don't know what is.
273
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,675
How much longer
274
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:48,221
are we gonna let
these institutional pedo churches
275
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,223
diddle our babies?
276
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,936
Americans deserve better.
277
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,901
They deserve… Homelander.
278
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,780
They deserve
279
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:09,784
the Democratic Church of America.
280
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,009
Something wrong?
281
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,969
Everything's peachy.
282
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,516
- Would you like some knee pads?
- I'm sorry?
283
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,894
You're looking at me
like you want to suck my hog.
284
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,898
So I'm asking if you would like
some knee pads.
285
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,567
Take it easy
on the little guy.
286
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,110
He brought me Stan Edgar.
287
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,366
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
288
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:14,140
Barry Gibb. B.G.
There's no Bee Gees without me.
289
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,975
B.G. means the "Brothers Gibb."
290
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,269
What, you think that falsetto
makes you boss?
291
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,898
I think Saturday Night Fever
going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
292
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,483
We made that album together.
293
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,819
You're nothing without me and Maurice.
294
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,946
Don't you dare bring Maurice into this!
295
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,701
I don't know. It feels inauthentic
for Barry to move like this.
296
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:33,910
Oh, yeah?
297
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,747
In what way?
298
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,418
Egomaniacs like Barry
are-are really just insecure.
299
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,920
I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
300
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:48,216
So, maybe he, uh, expresses that
by doing a barrel roll instead?
301
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,888
Never mind. Sorry, I broke character.
I didn't mean to…
302
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,765
Yeah.
303
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,434
You need to apologize all right.
304
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,354
For being a fucking genius.
305
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,733
Are you fucking kidding me? A barrel roll?
306
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,359
Holy shit.
307
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,154
It's brilliant.
308
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,115
Justin, I don't know who you are,
309
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,367
or where you came from,
or anything about you,
310
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,620
but, my God, if you are not
a fucking talent.
311
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,830
- Wow, thank you.
- No.
312
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,083
Thank you.
313
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,835
Let's take ten, everybody.
314
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,673
All right.
315
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,719
- Lay it on me, Justin.
- What do you mean?
316
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,638
You're acting up there. Stop acting.
317
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,432
Stop acting.
318
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:41,436
Don't act. Don't.
319
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,730
Because I don't need an actor.
320
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,232
I need Barry Gibb.
321
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,359
You're right, boss. I'm sorry.
322
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,279
My process has been all over the map.
I just…
323
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,947
This scene hits a little close to home.
324
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,618
All right, let me guess.
The egomaniac we're talking about,
325
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,161
that's someone in your life?
326
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,412
Someone I work with.
327
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,081
In my… day job.
328
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,166
All right. What are you doing? So quit.
329
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,835
There's no way this gig is more important
than the fucking theater.
330
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,170
I thought this guy was my brother,
331
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,882
but he straight-up hijacked something
I did and took all the credit for it.
332
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,342
All right.
333
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,847
I've been trying to keep this
on the D.L., but…
334
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,557
in addition to my theater work,
335
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,352
I also happen to be
a massive feature director.
336
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,020
Four Saturn Awards to prove it.
337
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,773
So, I was working on this little film,
I don't know, you may have heard of it,
338
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,691
called Dawn of the Seven.
339
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,777
Billion dollar gross, but who's counting.
340
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,156
There was this fucking guy, the Deep,
341
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:40,036
he just kept upstaging everyone
with his trite, shitty improvs.
342
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,746
I heard he's a real baby.
343
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,916
He is a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
344
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,336
But you got to put people like that
in their place, right?
345
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,257
So, whoever is upstaging you,
you fucking upstage them right back.
346
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,758
- Okay?
- Yeah.
347
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,843
All right.
348
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,261
You got this, bubbeleh.
349
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,140
Testing. Testing. Bitch. Bitch.
350
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,934
- So great you're here, bro.
- Alpha. Sigma. Beta.
351
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,771
Yes, well, we need to meet young men
where they are
352
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,566
if we plan to usher them
into the fold of our Lord.
353
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,859
Mm. Totes McGotes.
354
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,403
So, listen, you know, I've got some ideas
355
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,239
about how to take this whole
church thing to the next level.
356
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,323
Oh, yeah?
357
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,660
So you know how communion wafers
taste like dried shit?
358
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,455
What if they were Nilla wafers instead.
359
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,957
Ah?
360
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,668
Oh, yeah, and if you could
throw in a commandment
361
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,796
about how it's not cool
to try and bone another bro's girl.
362
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,967
We have that. That already exists.
363
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,094
Great minds then, eh?
364
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,179
Point is, me and Homelander,
we go way back.
365
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,681
I know what he likes, doesn't like,
366
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,058
so you ever want to bounce
some ideas back…
367
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,310
Don't listen to him, bro.
368
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,854
Oh, shit!
369
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,063
He talks.
370
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,232
- No, he does not.
- He's not trying to help you.
371
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,692
He's like those fish who suck on whales.
372
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,569
You talking about a suckerfish?
373
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:58,990
He latches onto every new Supe…
Starlight, me, Sage.
374
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,452
He pretends he's the guy,
but he's not the guy. He's a joke.
375
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,497
That smell on his breath? It's because
he's been clam diving, on clams.
376
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,416
What? I have not done that.
377
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,793
- I have definitely never done that.
- Look, if you
378
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,005
really want to impress Homelander,
bring me onstage for Easter.
379
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,341
Homelander can heal me.
I'll get my voice back.
380
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,967
And then, I'll fly.
381
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,763
- You know I can fly, right?
- That's so fucking stupid, bro!
382
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,849
Well, now, I'm gonna have to run this
by Homelander, but, uh,
383
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,434
an honest to God faith healing?
384
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,270
That's like a nine-point bump
with Pentecostals right there.
385
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,315
Goddamn.
386
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,500
There's my guy.
387
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,460
Little pep in the step, huh?
388
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:58,132
Sir, I did what you said,
and I upstaged that fuckhead at work.
389
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,509
I'm proud of you.
390
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,887
Now, that's exactly how I handled
that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
391
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,180
He's not who you think he is.
392
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,640
I appreciate the help, boss.
393
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,601
Oh, my God, kid. You know what?
394
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,187
Keep this between us,
but you know Vought Studios
395
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,982
hung me out to dry
after they shelved Training A-Train?
396
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,608
Oh, yeah.
397
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,611
And at first,
I drowned my sorrows in crack,
398
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,532
nitrous, huffing glue, huffing paint,
paint thinners, cough medicine, guns,
399
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,075
high-risk sex, codeine.
400
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,952
Do you ever fuck on codeine?
401
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,914
But that's not the answer.
402
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,836
This play.
403
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,587
It saved me.
404
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,256
You saved me.
405
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,258
Wow. Thank you.
406
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,386
No. Kid, thank you.
407
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,054
'Cause I got some big news.
408
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,140
We're going to Broadway.
409
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,726
Yes.
No more mindless studio bullshit.
410
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,437
I can finally be the artist
I always dreamed of, and you…
411
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,149
Kid, you have no idea,
but you're gonna be a fucking star.
412
00:21:56,232 --> 00:22:00,820
So, you ditch that office gig 'cause
you and I, we are gonna save the world.
413
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,448
With our talent.
414
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,284
Oh, my God. You have no idea
how much this means to me!
415
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,454
I love you, kid.
416
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,292
You start your vocal warm-ups.
417
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,419
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna drop a deuce.
418
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,087
Okay.
419
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,761
Fucking Tony Gilroy.
420
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,645
Oh, my God!
421
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,025
Adam?
422
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,236
Holy shit.
423
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,696
Get it out!
424
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,914
Come here.
425
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,584
Closer.
426
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,674
My asshole hurts so fucking much.
427
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,367
Hey, bro.
428
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,537
Don't you fucking "hey bro" me.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
429
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,957
Nothing. Why? What's wrong with you?
430
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,502
I call you a "clam diver," and you send
an eel to ass-murder Adam Bourke?
431
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,879
Did something terrible happen
at your play rehearsal today?
432
00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,756
Which is definitely not your job.
433
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,801
The lead producer's stepping away.
They're shuttering the production.
434
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,636
He had it coming.
435
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,013
Fucker didn't use my improvs
in Dawn of the Seven.
436
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,974
He believed in me, you fuckwit!
437
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,893
And for what? 'Cause I fucking
upstaged you with Oh Father?
438
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:58,813
Here's what gonna happen now.
439
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:03,109
You are gonna fucking do
whatever I say whenever I say it,
440
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,612
or I'm gonna tell Homelander
you were in some pussy play,
441
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:08,823
which is a definite conflict of interest
442
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:11,951
since Homelander outlawed
the National Endowment for the Arts.
443
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,498
You have nothing to say? Nice.
444
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,960
You're really getting the hang
of that Meisner technique, huh?
445
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:30,511
Hey. Hey, buddy.
446
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,806
Good boy. Good boy.
447
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,433
Hi.
448
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,854
You want to fuck me?
449
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:43,191
You want to fuck me
like a good boy?
450
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:46,068
And Americans,
God's chosen people.
451
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,821
So shouldn't we have our own church
for Americans?
452
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:52,033
With American grit and American values?
453
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:56,078
Founded by the greatest American
of us all?
454
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,246
A true American prophet?
455
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,291
Hold on.
456
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,834
What're you doing?
457
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,545
Frenchie won't cook my steak
past medium rare,
458
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,672
and I like mine burnt, with ketchup.
459
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,174
Okay, and why don't you tell him that?
460
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,551
I have.
461
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:15,431
Maybe we just don't like the same…
steak, you know?
462
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,685
Jesus Christ.
463
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:22,188
Has Butcher ever washed this thing? Oh.
464
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,941
Ugh, that thing is, like,
glazed in dog semen.
465
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,275
Like a come doughnut.
466
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,028
Come-nut? Did I just invent a new word?
467
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,739
You know what? I am gonna
do us all a favor and wash this.
468
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:35,159
Terror, your boyfriend is about to become
a virgin all over again.
469
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,244
Oof.
470
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:37,995
Good boy.
471
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,473
The fuck is that?
472
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,475
You finally building yourself a fuck-bot?
473
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,603
Something me and Frenchie
are working on.
474
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,981
Proper preparation and planning, my son.
475
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,482
None of my fucking business, got it.
476
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,150
Yeah, that's the one.
477
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,486
- Any leads on Bombsight?
- Not a damn thing.
478
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,488
Well, he's an unbreakable cunt
that flies through the air.
479
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,698
How hard can it be?
480
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,742
Well, if it's so easy,
why don't you look for him?
481
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,120
I've hit every single dead end
and then some.
482
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,789
How about Legend?
That old bastard knows everyone.
483
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:22,873
He's in the wind.
484
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,918
And if I had as much shit on Vought
as he did, I'd fuck off, too.
485
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,337
Ah, shit.
486
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,672
Wait, wait, wait.
487
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,048
- Oi. Terror, no!
- Hey, hey, hey!
488
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,675
- Get down. No, Terror. Oi.
- Good boy. Good boy.
489
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,385
Oi, oi, oi, oi. No.
490
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,679
You can't have no chocolate, mate.
491
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,556
Yeah, get your own chocolate.
492
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,061
Mmm.
493
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,271
What?
494
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,773
- Three Mississippi rule.
- Bloody hell.
495
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,525
I never thought I'd see the day.
496
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,527
It's got a fucking pubic hair on it
and all.
497
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,404
Tasty, too. Hmm?
498
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,035
You know what's funny?
499
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,913
Here we are, parked in the middle of hell,
500
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,709
and I've never slept or shit
so good in my entire life.
501
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,211
- What's different?
- Well, like you,
502
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,715
I just finally realized
that I'm already dead.
503
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:20,139
And once I just gave up that stress
of needing to stay alive, it's like,
504
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,724
shit got easier.
505
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,768
You know, I spent my whole life
506
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,188
going after Soldier Boy
for what he did to my family.
507
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,398
Yet he's immortal?
508
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,486
He's immune?
509
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,780
What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that?
510
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,740
So, you tell me, Butcher.
511
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,202
Why should I keep going?
512
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:45,748
Well, you keep going
for Monique, for Janine.
513
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,166
They're better off without me.
514
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,127
How can a man so smart be so fucking daft?
515
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,379
They are.
516
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:54,215
And I'm better off without them.
517
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:58,135
Because if I thought that
there was a snowball's chance in hell
518
00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,929
that I might see them again…
519
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:07,770
…then I might be too scared to do
what you and me both need me to do.
520
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:28,456
Oh.
521
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,751
Bonsoir, mon toutou.
522
00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:33,003
You wonder what am I doing?
523
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:38,968
Oh, well, first, I made Kimiko
the perfect French ribeye.
524
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:42,054
You know, she loves my steak.
525
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:46,350
And for dessert, my soufflé au chocolat.
526
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,686
It's a thing of legend.
527
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,528
You know, she wants one of you.
528
00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:00,197
To… I don't know.
529
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,325
What is it that you do?
530
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:05,995
Eat? Sleep? Oh, fetch.
531
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:10,374
I throw the ball,
you bring it back.
532
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,294
I throw the ball, you bring it back.
533
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:16,088
It's a nightmare of futility.
534
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,632
What would I do with one of you?
535
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:21,385
I've killed every plant I've owned.
536
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,554
I'd surely kill you, too.
537
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,269
She deserves peace.
538
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,814
A normal life.
539
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,567
But I…
540
00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:43,824
I don't know how to give her this.
541
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,163
If I even can.
542
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:55,169
Oh! Oh, la, la, la, la.
543
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,717
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. Aw…
544
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,093
Fils de pute!
545
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:10,059
I need fresh air. You want to come?
546
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,185
Outside?
547
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,770
No?
548
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,355
Okay.
549
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,945
If you and M.M. still think…
550
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,571
Oh, for fuck's sakes,
Hughie, knock it off
551
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,282
with this V1 shite.
You're doing me fucking head in.
552
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:30,287
Oi. Terror. Cut it out. Come on.
553
00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:32,414
Now, listen, if we do find that stuff,
554
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,959
we're not making any fucking vaccines
out of it, all right?
555
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,794
We're not
the department of fucking health.
556
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:39,129
We burn that shit before
Homelander gets his paws on it,
557
00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,090
- and that's that.
- Well, if you want to kill yourself,
558
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,551
knock yourself out, but why do you
have to decide for the rest of us?
559
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,427
Oh, 'cause I'm fucking right!
560
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,804
'Cause I've always been right!
561
00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,056
I've been telling you lot
from the fucking start
562
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,684
the sky is falling, and guess what.
563
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,310
The sky fucking fell.
564
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:56,438
- Well, you kind of helped bring it down.
- Oh, don't give me that bollocks.
565
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,942
Listen, Homelander thinks
he's a fucking god.
566
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,695
Once he becomes immortal,
he's gonna start killing like one,
567
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,114
and we are talking millions of people.
568
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:09,118
Now, are you telling me
you're honestly happy to risk all of that
569
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,829
for a life on the run with your girl,
570
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:15,249
knowing that you could've stopped it?
571
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,169
You can live with that, can you?
572
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,215
What if it was Becca?
573
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,468
You'd just let her die?
574
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,892
I did let her die.
575
00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,687
Look.
576
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,523
I know that Homelander comes first.
577
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:40,691
I really do.
578
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:44,194
All I'm asking is that we try.
579
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,573
Annie and Kimiko deserve that much.
580
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,244
Oi, Terror, no!
581
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,290
Oi, get out of there.
Oh, bloody hell. Is that chocolate?
582
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,167
Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?
583
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,085
For a dog this old,
it's fucking lethal. Oi!
584
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:03,213
Frenchie, you cunt!
Get me some hydrogen peroxide, would you?
585
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:05,758
Okay, we have some in the first aid kit.
Give me one second.
586
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,843
- What happened?
- You poisoned me fucking dog.
587
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,638
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- What's going on?
588
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,097
Look, all you need is charcoal.
589
00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,474
- We should call a vet.
- They're gonna tell you
590
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,767
- you need charcoal.
- Guys, we got this.
591
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,894
- Just give us some room.
- I'll hold his mouth open, you pour.
592
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:19,980
Right? On the count of three.
One, two, three.
593
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,273
Sorry, buddy.
594
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,108
There you go.
595
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,153
That's a… All right, all right.
596
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,282
- Oof. That's it.
- Ew.
597
00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:31,617
That's it. Good boy. You're all right.
598
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,452
You're gonna be all right, boy.
599
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,914
Fucking hell.
600
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:44,880
Hey. You want some turkey?
601
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,467
Well, first,
you got to fuck me.
602
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:51,011
Then I'll give you the turkey.
603
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,059
Oi.
604
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,479
There he is, eh.
605
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,941
Oi. Hey, were you
having a dream, were you?
606
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,234
Was it a goody?
607
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,113
How's he doing?
608
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,031
Yeah, he's all right.
609
00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,535
Thank you for, uh…
610
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:17,079
Yeah. It's all good.
611
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,174
Oi.
612
00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:30,384
Hughie.
613
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,514
Listen, uh…
614
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,475
If we do find that V1,
615
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,769
and if it don't fuck us, uh…
616
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,939
…y-you can have some.
617
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:49,653
For Annie and, uh… Kimiko.
618
00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,488
What about you?
619
00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:56,785
Oi, but as soon as Frenchie's
got that shite sorted,
620
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,996
we're using it, all right? Ready or not.
621
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,253
Ooh.
622
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,132
Yeah.
623
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,303
What you looking at?
624
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:17,347
Nothing.
625
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:25,939
And as for you, don't you ever
fucking do that to me again, all right?
626
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,609
Good boy.
627
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:33,697
Now, I caught Blondie trying to give
your wank-plush the boil wash,
628
00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:35,866
but I know how you love the crunchy goods.
629
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:39,495
Yes, I do. I know how you love
those crunchy goods. Yeah.
630
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:56,637
You do realize this kind of sudden
religious upheaval is likely
631
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,764
to generate widespread civil unrest?
632
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,849
Local law can handle
the suburbs, but we could use
633
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,059
extra hands in major metros.
634
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,770
All right, we'll recall
all the Supes stationed overseas.
635
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:07,731
American heroes should be
protecting America,
636
00:35:07,815 --> 00:35:10,025
not Who-Gives-A-Fuckistan.
637
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,944
Great idea.
638
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,040
- Where to?
- Crime analytics.
639
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,382
That was thrilling, wasn't it?
640
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,094
What a bright future we have ahead of us.
641
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638
It was a real Guccione piss party.
642
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,601
Imagine how much more exciting it'll be
when Homelander becomes immortal.
643
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:46,937
Mm.
644
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,356
Have you found the V1?
645
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,442
No.
646
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,654
Homelander hasn't gotten anything
out of Stan Edgar?
647
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,907
No. But I haven't had a crack at him yet.
648
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,546
Jesus, give me a little personal space,
will you, Garth?
649
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,467
Twenty-four-seven agents must be hard
for someone so into scat play.
650
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,011
You realize I do actually work?
651
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:23,473
I was this close to convincing the FCC
to pull every broadcast license but VNN.
652
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,560
Homelander feels this is more important.
653
00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:30,230
What now?
654
00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:31,815
The president and I
stand by this decision.
655
00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:33,942
We need our American Supes
here in America.
656
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,405
Well, isn't it kind of sort of
your fault for being invaded?
657
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,532
You might as well have been
wearing a short skirt.
658
00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:43,201
Man, those Ukrainians sure have
a fucking mouth on them.
659
00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,788
Remember, you're doing the Lord's work.
660
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,124
Word's out, Vought's stock is tanking.
661
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,044
The international markets
are in freefall, and you're not
662
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,172
- the least bit concerned?
- It's not about what I think.
663
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,632
It's what the man wants.
664
00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,885
It's always what the man wants.
665
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,100
You want a drink?
666
00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:09,394
So, we're at the Climate Change Summit
in Reykjavík,
667
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,814
when the Swiss chancellor says
we should all race our Gulfstreams.
668
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,359
The amount of CO2 we splooged out?
669
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:19,905
The air was chewy the next day, lolz.
670
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,952
Come on. What do you want from me, Sage?
671
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,828
What makes you think
I want anything from you?
672
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,790
You haven't called me the poster child
for late-term abortion once today.
673
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:32,167
Truth be told, you're not the one I want.
674
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,712
I know you know what Homelander's doing.
675
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:38,507
- He's going after the V1.
- Wait, what?!
676
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,342
And if he gets any…
677
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,427
- He lives forever.
- What is V1?
678
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:45,055
And what do you mean
Homelander lives forever?
679
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,557
I've done what I can to make sure
he doesn't find any.
680
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,935
How do you know about this and I don't?
681
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:52,020
Have you two been talking without me?
682
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:56,066
Homelander is an open baby book,
but Soldier Boy is tricky.
683
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,442
I need you to read his mind.
684
00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,569
What he knows, where they're headed next,
685
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:03,615
and most importantly, if Soldier Boy
is warming up to his sadistic rugrat.
686
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,243
Okay. I'm in.
687
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,120
The fuck you are.
688
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,831
- We're not conspiring against Homelander.
- Hey.
689
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,458
Don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote
tramp stamped on our ass.
690
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,211
"The only real prison is fear."
691
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,880
- No, the only real prison is prison.
- Ashley…
692
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,925
What do you think happens to you if I die?
693
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,427
I'm not about to risk my neck
694
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,304
because I let an overgrown boil
do my thinking for me.
695
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,224
Okay, fine. Just stay.
696
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,934
Why? So you can play more mind games?
697
00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:33,395
You gave me your answer. I heard you.
698
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:36,273
Now, don't make me drink alone.
699
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,902
I'm starving. Are you starving?
700
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,488
I'd kill for a chalupa right now.
701
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,032
I'd kill for a big, juicy dick.
702
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,408
Hey, we should call Gavin.
703
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,202
His girth was amazing,
and, oh, man, the amount of spunk
704
00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:51,455
he shot back here,
we looked like Pepé Le Pew.
705
00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:54,291
We are not booty-calling
my high school boyfriend.
706
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,418
But he was so sweet.
And Mom loved him, remember?
707
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,712
Yeah, well, Mom's dead,
so she doesn't get a say,
708
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,922
- and neither do you.
- What happened to her?
709
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,549
Cancer.
710
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,301
My grandmother, too.
711
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:07,471
What was she like? Your mother?
712
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,349
Tiny. And terrifying.
713
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,936
This one bitch, Harper Hewitt,
used to make fun of my nose,
714
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,023
so my mom tells Mr. Hewitt
that Mrs. Hewitt
715
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:21,401
has been railing the UPS guy,
which she was.
716
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:24,613
That was Mom,
bringing a nuke to a knife fight.
717
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,618
So, they moved.
718
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,495
And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat.
719
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:36,625
My folks shot me up with V,
thinking I'd be a meal ticket.
720
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,086
And then, my power
turned out to be smarts.
721
00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,754
Which is the worst fucking one.
722
00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,881
Try knowing what everyone
really thinks of you all day.
723
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:43,965
Ooh, trust me.
724
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,636
The thing people hate
more than just about anything
725
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,096
is feeling stupid.
726
00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:53,892
So, when a three-year-old
corrects your grammar or, oh, tells them
727
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:57,020
their "life dream yogurt shop"
is doomed to fail,
728
00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,939
they start to hate you, too.
729
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,023
Least my parents did.
730
00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:02,025
So they dumped me at my grandma's.
731
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,528
But Grandma,
732
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:08,198
she was the only one
who ever thought it was a gift.
733
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:11,243
I would quote Othello to her
word for word,
734
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:14,830
and-and… she'd clap
735
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,790
and laugh her big laugh.
736
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,754
I'm still so pissed she is gone.
737
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,591
I used to want to be like my mom.
738
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,511
Strong. Pushy as fuck.
739
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,388
Didn't take shit from anyone.
740
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,056
You still can.
741
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,725
If you help me.
742
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,771
Fuck you.
743
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,606
You knew about my mom the whole time.
744
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,775
You drew it out of me
just to soften me up.
745
00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:47,028
- Did it work?
- No. This is my fucking problem with you.
746
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,239
I know you've been working
some big plan all year.
747
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:53,076
How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just
a pawn in your fucked-up chess game?
748
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,536
All right.
749
00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,289
If I tell you, will you help me?
750
00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,125
I would heavily consider it.
751
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:04,296
Helping Homelander take control
of the country is phase one.
752
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,048
It was only ever the beginning.
Phase two is the end.
753
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:09,259
- The end of what?
- The world.
754
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,846
After this Supe-killing virus
is released…
755
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,682
- Wait, you want it released?
- Oh, you bet I do.
756
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:21,688
After Supes realize humans are behind it,
all hell will break loose.
757
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:25,066
Supes butchering humans,
virus butchering Supes.
758
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:28,069
- Oh, fucking World War Supe.
- I don't believe you.
759
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,030
Swear on my grandma's soul.
760
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,073
Why would you possibly want that?
761
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,286
'Cause I'll be watching from
my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs.
762
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:41,625
And when it's all over,
I can read all day every day,
763
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,336
no one bothering me.
764
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,088
Nothing but peace and quiet forever.
765
00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:51,927
Which is why Homelander can't survive.
766
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,722
God, that needy asshole
would never give me a moment's rest.
767
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,390
Yeah, defeats the whole purpose.
768
00:41:57,474 --> 00:42:01,061
Don't worry. You're invited to my bunker.
769
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,605
You, too, Ashley.
770
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,068
Fuck.
771
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,406
- Would you like some knee pads?
- Sorry? What?
772
00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:16,201
You're looking at me
like you want to suck my hog.
773
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,538
So I'm asking you if you would like
some knee pads.
774
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:22,958
Go easy on the little guy.
775
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,335
- He brought me Stan Edgar.
- Thank you, sir.
776
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,212
You may leave.
777
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,641
What crawled up your shithole?
778
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,017
No idea what you mean.
779
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:43,603
When you're pissy,
780
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:46,314
you tend to make
everybody else's lives pissy, too.
781
00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,734
Stan Edgar still stonewalling you?
782
00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,319
I've talked to him three times now.
783
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:55,573
Says he has no idea where the V1 is.
Heart rate steady as a rock.
784
00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:56,950
I'm starting to believe him.
785
00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:59,869
That slippery fuck
used to fetch my cocaine.
786
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,542
You know what? I have an idea.
787
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,422
Why don't I take a crack at him?
788
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,091
What, you don't trust me?
789
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:17,137
Well, you did lock me in a room
with nuclear material
790
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,806
and, uh, tried to stop me getting the V1,
791
00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:25,061
so I'm sure you can understand
my hesitance.
792
00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:28,023
You could've killed me at Fort Harmony,
but you didn't.
793
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,442
- Maybe I feel like I owe you.
- Or maybe you're lying.
794
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,525
Maybe.
795
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,742
Give me an hour.
796
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,369
I'll meet you at Edgar's cell.
797
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:56,509
My, my, how the mighty
have fucked themselves square in the ass.
798
00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,845
Don't shit where you eat, Stan.
799
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:00,930
So, you've called in reinforcements.
800
00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,183
I wanted to see the prick
that sold me out to the Reds.
801
00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,643
It wasn't personal.
It was a business decision.
802
00:44:05,727 --> 00:44:08,563
We had your replacement model on the way.
803
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:12,859
Even as a toddler, Homelander showed
more promise than you ever did.
804
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,237
Not that it amounted to much.
805
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,908
When have you ever done anything
806
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:22,994
remotely interesting or original?
807
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:26,998
My power is absolute, Stan.
808
00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:30,085
At heights no one's even dreamed of.
809
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,003
I'd call that pretty fucking original.
810
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,713
Nothing that the lowest speck
811
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:37,217
of this pointless species
couldn't have thought of,
812
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,345
were they to be granted
your level of power.
813
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,681
Why am I still alive?
814
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:46,726
Oh, because you're useful, Stan.
815
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:50,313
- And I always wanted a pet.
- Perhaps.
816
00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:53,650
Or is it because you are so desperate
for daddy figures
817
00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:57,821
that you can't even bring yourself
to kill the ones who hate you.
818
00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,282
At least that's something
he and I have in common.
819
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,910
Do you want to die, Stan?
820
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,375
Jesus.
821
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,961
You could get pregnant
with all the eye-fucking.
822
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:15,922
Tempe, Arizona.
823
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,507
Is that supposed to mean something?
824
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,759
Well, I had the eggheads
in crime analytics
825
00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:23,388
track down your granddaughter, Zoe,
826
00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,806
and her dad.
827
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,433
They're in Tempe, Arizona.
828
00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:31,020
So…
829
00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:33,731
where is the V1?
830
00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:38,695
As I told you, I genuinely don't know.
831
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,995
But…
832
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,913
I may know someone who does.
833
00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:51,875
You should go and see
Mister Marathon in L.A.
834
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:57,589
He's always had an intense interest
in Vought's history.
835
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,758
It should be a delightful reunion.
836
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,431
* Hooray for Hollywood *
837
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:09,058
* That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood *
838
00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:11,603
* Go out and try your luck *
839
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,354
* You might be Donald Duck *
840
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,398
* Hooray for Hollywood * *
841
00:46:15,482 --> 00:46:18,109
Homelander,
it is really, uh, really good to see you.
842
00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:20,737
Um, why… Uh, you know,
what-what brings you by?
843
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,281
- Relax. We're just here to talk.
- Yeah, yeah, great, awesome.
844
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,617
And Soldier Boy, wow. Big fan, sir.
845
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:28,203
I actually, uh, popped my cherry
in your Underoos.
846
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,079
Nice.
847
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,623
So you were part of The Seven?
848
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,709
Uh, I was, I was. You know, until this one
replaced me with A-Train.
849
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,085
Check it out. Come on.
850
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:38,922
Well, you're only the world's fastest man
851
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:42,175
as long as you're the world's fastest man,
Champ, and you got slow.
852
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:45,762
It was one race. You never gave me
the chance to win it back, boss.
853
00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,017
Hey, check this one out.
854
00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:53,520
Grossed 35 mil.
855
00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,063
On a $200 million budget.
856
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,398
- These aren't even Vought films.
- What's the difference?
857
00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,318
These were made
where washed-up Supes go to die.
858
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:02,403
Sony Pictures TV.
859
00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:03,530
It's a legit studio.
860
00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:05,990
And I save half on their TVs.
861
00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:08,076
And maybe we're not part
of the official VCU,
862
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:12,205
and maybe we can't mention Vought
or, you know, any licensed Vought hero,
863
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:15,375
but, hey, I'm still making magic.
864
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,669
That and I, uh, I sling a little bit
on the side.
865
00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:19,379
Blow, pills, Ozempic, whatever you need.
866
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,422
Fastest dealer in town.
867
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,466
All right, come on.
The gang will be psyched to meet you.
868
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,182
Did you guys hear?
They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay,
869
00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:35,353
- Joaquin, Kiefer, Meryl.
- I also heard they got Benedict.
870
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,479
- Wong or Cumberbatch?
- Both.
871
00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:38,940
- Fuck!
- I know. Dude, what the fuck, Malchemical?
872
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,233
Get your boys in check, huh?
873
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,069
Just 'cause I'm a Supe doesn't mean
I truck in that fascist shit.
874
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:45,446
- We need to do something.
- why?
875
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:46,781
'Cause we're storytellers, dude.
876
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,241
- Yeah.
- Our superpower
877
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,034
is we inspire hearts and minds.
878
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,494
Look at the characters we create:
879
00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:54,330
- Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Gandhi.
- Oh, bitch please.
880
00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:57,875
Come on, like Mark Hamill, J-Law,
and Sir Ben Kingsley
881
00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,587
do anything but collect
their fucking residuals.
882
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:03,006
- They're very engaged.
- Look, here's what we do.
883
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:06,593
We all post about this
simultaneously on Instagram.
884
00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,720
- Yes.
- Black squares on the main feed.
885
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,389
- Black Lives Matter did black squares.
- Fuck. You're right.
886
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,474
We do blue squares on the grid.
887
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,893
- 'Cause blue lives matter. That's totally different.
- I wouldn't post that.
888
00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:18,980
Is there any color that hasn't been taken
by some fucking group?
889
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:20,982
- What about white?
- Well…
890
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:24,902
Oh, ooh, ooh, I'll get Lena Dunham
to write an editorial for The Atlantic.
891
00:48:24,986 --> 00:48:26,613
- Oh, yeah.
- It's like, that'll really rate. - She's great.
892
00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:28,156
- That has great readership.
- She's a great writer.
893
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,490
- She's a very persuasive…
- Universally beloved.
894
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:30,742
Whatever, fuck sticks.
895
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:33,870
Look, best day of my life
was when they executed Hader.
896
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:36,581
Right? More offer-onlys for the Forte.
897
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,416
Hey, do we think
Michael Cera's a Starlighter?
898
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,876
'Cause we're up
for the same part right now,
899
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,461
and it'd be pretty good
if he got vanished.
900
00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,671
We've been friends with him
for 20 years, Chris.
901
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,382
- Yeah, but I really need this part, man.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
902
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,260
- 'Sup?
- Homelander.
903
00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:50,887
Soldier Boy. Wow.
904
00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:54,682
I'm Will. Remember me?
I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum.
905
00:48:57,518 --> 00:49:00,521
Seth Rogen. We actually met once before,
uh, with Black Noir
906
00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:03,232
at the premiere for
Silent Vengeance 3: Vengeance Reloaded.
907
00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,446
Big fan. I'm actually, uh, testifying
in front of Congress for you, you know,
908
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:09,906
outing suspected Starlighters.
909
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,367
Spoiler alert: Post Malone.
910
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,036
You need to get the fuck
away from me right now.
911
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,621
- You bet, yeah.
- Yeah.
912
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,332
We came here
looking for something.
913
00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,334
What do you know about V1?
914
00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,672
You've come to the right place.
915
00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:35,056
Here you go.
916
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:40,937
Oh, yeah, Vought yanked that one
from newsstands after Kent State.
917
00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:43,815
Good times.
918
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,776
- How'd you end up with it?
- Some old bitch on eBay.
919
00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:51,280
I paid 20 bucks. I mean,
it'd go for half a mil at auction easy.
920
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:02,750
Yeah, Dr. Vought was a,
was a titan, a visionary.
921
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:06,129
He was a pansy with a German accent
and sweaty palms.
922
00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:08,798
He was
a complicated guy.
923
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:19,934
Do you or do you not have V1?
924
00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:23,104
I-I don't.
925
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,605
But Bombsight does.
926
00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,023
He does.
927
00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,443
- That piece of shit's still alive?
- Yeah.
928
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,319
Yeah, he was my best customer
for a long time.
929
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:31,612
What makes you think he has it?
930
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,781
One night,
he was tweaked out of his gourd,
931
00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,032
and he told me he had some,
932
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,284
- and I believe him.
- Where is he?
933
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,368
Me and Bombsight are still cool.
934
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:40,163
Wh-Why don't we all just hang out
for a sec, and I-I'll call him.
935
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:42,248
He'll-he'll fly right over.
936
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,632
I scooped this up from Bogotá
while you were taking a piss.
937
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,926
- Mm.
- I mean, for the Soldier Boy,
938
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:55,928
- nothing but the best.
- Mm.
939
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,267
Seth?
940
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,312
Oh. No, I actually hate weed.
941
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,774
I just pretend to like it for my brand,
so I can sell ashtrays to suckers.
942
00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:12,111
Um… Yo, Homelander.
943
00:51:12,195 --> 00:51:15,406
Uh, you want to hit this?
944
00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,950
It is my life goal
to smoke you out, homie.
945
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,163
Don't call me that.
946
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:24,999
Homelander.
947
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,876
It's good to see you again.
948
00:51:30,046 --> 00:51:31,380
- Do I know you?
- Yeah.
949
00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:34,509
Uh, we met, like, six times. Malchemical.
950
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:36,135
Make deadly gasses.
951
00:51:36,219 --> 00:51:38,304
Did that whole campaign with Gas-X.
952
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:43,392
That's embarrassing.
953
00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:46,479
Homelander still
as weird as he was when I was there?
954
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,982
Well, I wasn't there back then, but yes.
955
00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:52,276
So, get this. One time, at Les Deux,
956
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,278
Mischa Barton
wanted to suck him off, right?
957
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:55,905
He spent two hours talking to her
958
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:58,199
about Nietzsche,
then left when she stepped on his cape.
959
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,451
Ugh. That fucking cape.
960
00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,078
Like a baby with a blanket.
961
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:05,540
Pretty sure he jerks off into it.
Probably why it's so stiff.
962
00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:06,958
Say that again.
963
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,213
Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?
964
00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,217
Say it again.
965
00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:19,637
Thought as much.
966
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,597
If Bombsight's not coming, I'm leaving.
967
00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:23,516
No, he's on his way, be here any minute.
I swear.
968
00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:28,396
Nah, I'm done.
969
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,568
- Oh, shit.
- By the way… Hey!
970
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,570
I heard you all.
971
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,321
And I want you all to know
972
00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:39,866
that very soon, gentlemen,
you are going to pay
973
00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:43,202
for your sick posts
and your hateful memes.
974
00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:45,246
Especially the memes.
975
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,292
What, no, no, no, no.
976
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:50,960
- I-It was Kumail and Seth's idea.
- What?!
977
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,545
- Fuck you, Forte! That…
- I-I was against it. I was against it.
978
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,672
It was, it was fucking his idea, man!
979
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,757
He is just sucking your dick
so you can help his shitty fucking career.
980
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:58,092
Take them, okay?
981
00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,552
Shit, I-I'll take 'em out
for you right now.
982
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,095
Oh, really, yeah?
You want to take me, bitch?
983
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,014
- I'm fucking yoked now.
- Shut up, Forte. - Really? Okay…
984
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:04,849
- Forte, you're making this worse…
- I'm not!
985
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,517
Everybody, stop!
986
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,686
We really should round up Michael Cera.
987
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,189
Homelander.
988
00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,150
- S-Sorry. Quick question.
- What?
989
00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,903
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
990
00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:24,035
- Ooh!
- Who's memorable now?
991
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,078
- What the fuck?
- Easy. Easy. Easy.
992
00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:29,165
- Can we fuck off, please?!
- Chill out, MacGruber. Everything's cool.
993
00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:30,875
Hey, man, we don't have
a problem with you, honest,
994
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,169
but-but-but-but fuck this fucking guy.
995
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,712
You know, he fucked my life.
996
00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:38,341
Look, i-if you help us get rid of him,
then we all win, and you,
997
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:39,926
you can have The Seven.
998
00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:42,470
And I don't even, like, really care
if you bring me back or whatever.
999
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,013
I don't need to kill him to get The Seven.
1000
00:53:44,096 --> 00:53:45,222
No, yeah, of course not,
1001
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,266
but what about all that creepy shit
he's doing with that church?
1002
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,644
I mean, they're rounding up
everybody cool,
1003
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,562
all the hookers, the drug dealers.
1004
00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,022
They want to ban porn.
1005
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,191
- I mean, they want to ban fucking abortions.
- Yeah.
1006
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,486
Okay, well, banning abortion would be
a big problem for me personally.
1007
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,695
Exactly, for all of us.
1008
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:02,907
S-So, if we kill him,
w-we can stop worrying about being
1009
00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:06,327
cops or-or-or gods or-or asexual weirdos.
1010
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,872
You know, we can go back to fucking
and-and being fucking awesome.
1011
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:13,000
Look, we know you've got that
fucked-up chest blast thing.
1012
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,919
I mean, I was at Herogasm. I saw it.
1013
00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,212
Just finish him now.
1014
00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,714
Take away his powers,
so we can curb stomp him
1015
00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:19,966
while we have the chance.
1016
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,517
He is a fucking asexual weirdo.
1017
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,893
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1018
00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:34,897
But as much as it pains me to say this,
1019
00:54:34,981 --> 00:54:37,984
he's my fucking asexual weirdo.
1020
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:44,073
- Nobody fucks my son but me.
- What?
1021
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,575
That came out wrong.
1022
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:58,963
- Whoa!
- Oh, fuck!
1023
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,262
Oh! What the fuck?!
1024
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,057
Danny Trejo need to stick to acting.
1025
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:12,309
Them tacos fucked my shit up.
1026
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,644
Soldier Boy.
1027
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:19,025
911.
What's your emergency?
1028
00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,568
Yeah, please send police
right now. We're gonna die.
1029
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,445
- Okay. What is the address?
- I don't know the address.
1030
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:24,071
- Do you know the address?
- I don't know the address.
1031
00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:27,116
- Oh, fuck. Fuck. Don't kill… Please don't kill us.
- Shut up. Shut up.
1032
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,659
I'm not gonna kill you.
1033
00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:32,830
I'm gonna get you out of here,
but you need to do exactly as I say.
1034
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,170
Go. Go.
1035
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:44,675
Fuck!
1036
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,645
No! No!
1037
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,487
What'd you do to me, man?
1038
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:06,864
Seth.
1039
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,657
Fuck. Hey, hey.
1040
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,785
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Is-is it bad?
1041
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,244
Well, uh…
1042
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:13,788
I-I didn't mean to.
1043
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,539
I don't want to die, man.
1044
00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:16,916
It's gonna be okay.
1045
00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,542
I'll remember you
1046
00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:21,962
- every time I watch An American Pickle.
- What?
1047
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,464
Fuck!
1048
00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:06,757
Does Bombsight really have it?
1049
00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:11,095
Fuck you! I'm gonna rip your balls off
and stuff 'em down your throat.
1050
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:13,639
That'd be like trying to shove
two grapefruits through a garden hose.
1051
00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:17,101
Does Bombsight have the V1?!
1052
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:20,938
Oh, God!
1053
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,857
Yes, yes! Okay, yes! That part was true.
1054
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,608
I swear to fucking God, man.
1055
00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:26,026
- He's got it.
- Where is he?
1056
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,194
- I don't know.
- Where the fuck is he?!
1057
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:29,572
I don't know. I haven't talked to him
in, like, five years, I swear, man.
1058
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,323
I swear to God. Please.
1059
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,337
What happened?
1060
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,922
I took care of it.
1061
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,093
Why?
1062
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,930
Because fuck them.
1063
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:56,182
That's why.
1064
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,685
I don't think this micro-prick was lying.
1065
00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:02,646
Bombsight has the V1.
We just got to find him.
1066
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,150
Also, um…
1067
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,820
I've been fucking Firecracker.
1068
00:58:11,447 --> 00:58:16,827
But out of respect for you,
that's, uh… that's done.
1069
00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:22,833
Plus, her pillow talk was
getting to be a real drag.
1070
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,544
Pillow talk?
1071
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,076
Homelander.
1072
00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,580
How was L.A.?
1073
00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:06,043
Did you catch tonight's Truthbomb?
1074
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,378
I did indeed.
1075
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:09,838
And it was a real barnburner.
1076
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:11,632
- Well done.
- Thank you, sir.
1077
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,092
That means the world.
1078
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,303
How's sex with my father?
1079
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,724
Is he good at it?
1080
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,144
Are you thinking about me
1081
00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:27,022
when you're making love to him?
1082
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,442
I never meant to cross a line
1083
00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:32,653
- or offend you in…
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
1084
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,113
Don't fret, little one.
1085
00:59:34,196 --> 00:59:36,573
I don't care about the sex, really.
1086
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,536
But I do care about
your little chats after sex.
1087
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:43,998
Sir, whatever Soldier Boy told you,
I can assure you that I…
1088
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:49,586
You mean, uh, your inner turmoil
when it comes to me and, uh…
1089
00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,048
Jesus?
1090
00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:56,885
Are you thinking of Jesus
when you're praising me?
1091
00:59:56,969 --> 01:00:00,347
No, you are my one and only savior.
1092
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:04,935
You s-say that, but your jagged little
heart is whirring like a hummingbird.
1093
01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:11,900
You're supposed to worship me.
1094
01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:13,402
Love me.
1095
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,279
And me alone.
1096
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,489
- I do.
- I believed in you.
1097
01:00:17,573 --> 01:00:19,283
Turns out…
1098
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:22,202
…you don't believe in me.
1099
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,249
I need you to collect your things…
1100
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,210
…and leave.
1101
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,839
But I do believe in you.
1102
01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,674
I love you.
1103
01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:38,969
I am the only one here who ever has!
1104
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:41,180
I gave you everything.
1105
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,015
I gave you my soul.
1106
01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,726
Everybody else here, they're just…
1107
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,895
they're just scared of you.
1108
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:53,817
Or they want something from you,
but I have always loved you for you.
1109
01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:58,822
Just the strongest, smartest,
1110
01:00:58,906 --> 01:01:00,366
best man on Earth.
1111
01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,242
Man?
1112
01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:04,203
No, no, no, no, no. A god. No.
1113
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,830
No, the God.
1114
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,377
My Lord, that look you used to get
when you'd suckle me?
1115
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:15,214
I felt like Mother Mary herself.
1116
01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:20,135
I felt blessed to nourish someone as…
1117
01:01:20,219 --> 01:01:22,262
important as you.
1118
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:28,644
But nothing I ever did
was good enough, was it?
1119
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,939
You cast me out into the cold.
1120
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:37,111
Which was so much worse than never feeling
your warmth in the first place.
1121
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,863
So all I have been trying to do
1122
01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:42,991
is to get you to see me
the way that you used to.
1123
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:48,747
Hell, only reason I was with Soldier Boy
was because your reflected light…
1124
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,501
…is better than no light at all.
1125
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,711
Please, sir.
1126
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,965
I love you.
1127
01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,467
We all need love, don't we?
1128
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:04,346
Even God.
1129
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,766
* Hooray for Hollywood *
1130
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:52,936
* That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood *
1131
01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:55,856
* Where any office boy or young mechanic *
1132
01:02:55,939 --> 01:03:00,360
* can be a panic
with just a good-looking pan *
1133
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,864
* And any barmaid can be a star, mate *
1134
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,700
* if she dances with or without a fan *
1135
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,077
* Hooray for Hollywood *
1136
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:12,206
* Where you're terrific,
if you're even good *
1137
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:15,250
* Where anyone at all
from Shirley Temple *
1138
01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:16,919
* to Aimee Semple *
1139
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,463
* is equally understood *
1140
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:23,467
* Go out and try your luck,
you might be Donald Duck *
1141
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,886
* Hooray for Hollywood *
1142
01:04:03,257 --> 01:04:05,551
* Hooray for Hollywood *
1143
01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:08,804
* That phony, super-Coney Hollywood *
1144
01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:11,723
* They come from Chillicothes
and Paducahs *
1145
01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:13,475
* with their bazookas *
1146
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:16,186
* to get their names up in lights *
1147
01:04:16,270 --> 01:04:19,648
* All armed with photos from local rotos *
1148
01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:22,276
* with their hair in ribbon
and legs in tights *
1149
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,695
* Hooray for Hollywood *
1150
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:27,823
* You may be homely in your neighborhood *
1151
01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,701
* But if you think that
you can be an actor *
1152
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,202
* see Mr. Factor *
1153
01:04:32,286 --> 01:04:34,871
* He'll make a monkey look good *
1154
01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,456
* Within a half an hour *
1155
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,875
* you'll look like Tyrone Power *
1156
01:04:38,959 --> 01:04:43,880
* Hooray for Hollywood *
1157
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:52,681
* Hooray for Hollywood * *