1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,254 I was happy to say that the treatment I'd found for Dr. Cox 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,798 was working and he was finally feeling like himself again. 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,425 You're a huge disappointment. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,261 Breathe so your eyes don't well, and confidence. 5 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,764 You can say any mean thing you want to me. 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,641 I'm just glad you have the energy to say it. 7 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,935 Oldie, half the reason I gave you this job 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,979 was so that you'd find someone to drive you as crazy as you drove me. 9 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,065 Hell, Barbie found someone. 10 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,858 So just modulate the pressure. 11 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,777 - Oh! Frick. - Shiggity. 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,403 Check out, uh, Montel over here. 13 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:32,449 Remember, Dashana, we spin into our gown to stay sterile and stylish. 14 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,034 Five, six, seven, eight. 15 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,703 Tens across the board. 16 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,331 - Yours was so much better. - Oh. Thank you. 17 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,084 Well, even The Todd has a mentee. 18 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,379 Not bad, but a little stiff. 19 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,713 You know what's a lot of stiff? 20 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,591 Shh. Not yet. Take it slow. 21 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,469 I just haven't had the time to focus on one person. 22 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,764 I'm so swamped. I would need, like, four of me. 23 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,849 I know just what we'd do. 24 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,518 In the criminal justice system, 25 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:03,021 the people are represented by two separate, equally important groups. 26 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,148 These are their stories. 27 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:17,953 Dun dun. 28 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:21,582 Oldie, not connecting with anyone is the surest path 29 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,458 to becoming a soulless administrator. 30 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:28,672 So, you go ahead and find your special someone, but for the love of God, 31 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:32,259 do it before your mentor eggs shrivel up and die inside your body. 32 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:39,349 Dr. Cox was right. I'm the doctor I am today because of him. 33 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,103 I need to take someone under my wing, but who? 34 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,605 Hey, Dr. D, I'd love to get some advice from you, 35 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,983 - both personal and professional. - Not now, Dustin. 36 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,237 Grant Summers, the new Chief Resident. 37 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,823 I hadn't really gotten to know him yet, but everyone seemed to love him. 38 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,159 I'm still not totally sold on the nicknames, 39 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,454 but with you, I'm working with Blake Tahoe, Philly Cheese Blake. 40 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,289 But you look like a one-man party. 41 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,749 I'm going Wake and Blake. 42 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,501 - Asher, do you run? - Not really. 43 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,045 There goes Asher Dasher. 44 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,340 Um, oh! Have you ever exposed yourself on the subway, Asher Flasher? 45 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,883 - I will learn to run. - Sorry, dude. 46 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,386 I'm still getting my bearings around here. I don't even know where the bathroom is. 47 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,722 Yesterday, I just peed in a cup and gave it to the lab. 48 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,184 - Turns out I'm pre-diabetic. - Oh. 49 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,769 It's quite the roller coaster. 50 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,146 Here's a guy who needs me. 51 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,316 An insecure young leader just trying to make a difference. 52 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,193 I see so much of myself in him. 53 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,028 Sometimes in a hospital what's right in… 54 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,279 Move, Dustin. 55 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:39,159 * I can't do this all on my own * 56 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,663 * No, I know I'm no Superman * 57 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,459 * I'm no Superman * 58 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,544 The icebreaker was simple. 59 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:52,047 Grant loves nicknames, and I'm amazing at them. 60 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,383 What up, G-spot? Missed it. 61 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,010 It's all right, nicknames are hard. Let's just sit in it. 62 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,388 - Here we are. - Hey, Grant, 63 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,057 why don't you round with me today? I can show you the ropes. 64 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,351 Round with the Chief of Medicine? It'd be an honor. 65 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,061 The honor would be all mine. 66 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:10,565 Okay, he let you in. Give his shoulder a mentoring squeeze. 67 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,693 But man, look at those cheeks. 68 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,697 - I'm so sorry. - With these bad boys, 69 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,864 practically asking for it. 70 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,950 Maybe I should call you the Cheek Resident. 71 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,993 - Maybe you should let go. Yep. - Yeah, you're probably right. 72 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,204 - Let's go raw dog some rounds. - Are you okay? 73 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,539 I'm not sure. 74 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,835 Dr. Turk, can I please pick the next song? 75 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,545 Yeah, as long as it's from my playlist. 76 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,631 Oh, great. Nothing but songs from before I was born. 77 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,091 They're called classics. 78 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,760 You gotta earn the right to DJ in my OR, Dashana. 79 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,971 Closing. Mimi, I need more light. 80 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,807 Oh, okay. Let me just cut a hole in the ceiling so I can let in the sun. 81 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,476 Or you can bring your reading glasses like I told you. 82 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,770 And I told you I only need those glasses 83 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,856 to read the rules on the back of my scratch-offs. 84 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,483 Hey, I got this. I've been practicing my knots at home. 85 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,776 Okay, go ahead. 86 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,821 Karate chop, claw, square knot, boom. 87 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,448 Did she do it right? 88 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,075 I can't see. I'm blinded by all your lights. 89 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,414 Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, 90 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:10,792 but there's something about the red in that blood and the green in your eyes. 91 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,669 It makes me want to spend Christmas in London with you. 92 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,962 Can we go to Hogwarts? 93 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,756 It doesn't exist, I don't think. But I'll try. I'll do my best. 94 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,342 - Okay. - Dobby likes you. 95 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,552 Stop. 96 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,637 - Tosh, I think you got enough blood. - Oh. 97 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,723 Mr. Pataky? 98 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,975 Thank you, Mr. Pataky. Have some juice. 99 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,479 So sorry. I did not mean to do that. It will not happen again. I was distracted. 100 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,272 There's always gonna be some boy you're sleeping with 101 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,440 that nobody thinks is right for you. 102 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,609 - Wait, what? What? - Wait, what? What? 103 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,152 You're halfway through your intern year, 104 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,112 you have to start thinking about your specialty. 105 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,114 I am. It's just such a big commitment. 106 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,909 It's like how I almost married my high school boyfriend Jeff. 107 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,076 And now he's doing five years 108 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,704 for squatting in his grandma's senior living facility. 109 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,749 It's like, what if I pick oncology and oncology is Jeff. 110 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,375 I had a Jeff too. Craig. 111 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,419 The dirt bike king of Greenwich, Connecticut. 112 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,047 Oh, my God, we were so in love. And he was so hot. 113 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,007 Until he tried to jump that quarry. 114 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:02,093 The helmet saved his head, but the rest of him was nowhere to be found. 115 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,888 I guess what I'm trying to say here is let's get your career a helmet. 116 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:05,972 - Mmm? - Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,183 Mr. Pataky. 118 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,267 Hey. 119 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:13,563 Ah, the admissions hallway, or as I like to call it, the hall of legends. 120 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,981 Whoa. Check you out. 121 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:18,610 Oh, that. Sometimes I forget I even did that silly old thing. 122 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,199 That's really, really good… 123 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,283 if I had dead eyes. 124 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:29,079 Where is the twinkle? Did you not learn to paint a twinkle? 125 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,833 None of these have any twinkle. Give me your brush. 126 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,377 I'll do it myself in the bathroom mirror. 127 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,630 Mmm. That is good twinkle. 128 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,175 And is this the evil billionaire who owns this place? 129 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:45,303 Oh. No, no, no, that's Dr. Cox. He's my old mentor. 130 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,807 Yeah, he has microscopic polyangiitis, but he's in full remission. 131 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,433 You should see how he looks at me now. 132 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,727 Oh. 133 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,355 - Hello, Dr. Cox. That's his morning scowl. - Mmm. 134 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,439 This is Grant. 135 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:00,610 As his grand mentor, would you like him to call you Grandpop, Pappy, or Pop Pop? 136 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,362 No, I'm not gonna… I'm calling him Dr. Cox. 137 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,530 Pop Pop, it is. 138 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,115 I was just telling Grant you're feeling better. 139 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,910 No, I am indeed, except for this one little side effect. 140 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,789 Your bill is $35,000? 141 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,624 That's per infusion, Oldie. 142 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,628 And seeing as I still have 12 infusions left, I am going to choose death. 143 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,131 And no, you may not come to the funeral. 144 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,592 Grant, you may come. You seem cool. 145 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,429 No, we are not fist-bumping bad things. I will figure this out. Just stick around. 146 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,180 Stick around? You understand? 147 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:32,475 Every time I try to walk out those doors, I get sucked back in 148 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,978 like it's some sort of fluorescent-lit purgatory. 149 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,439 Do you ever say one sentence and then stop? 150 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,774 No, he doesn't. And now you've angered him. 151 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,652 Let's walk away or you'll lose your funeral invite and I'm your plus one. 152 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,866 To figure out Dr. Cox's insurance problem, I'd need a little help. 153 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:51,828 Hey, Francois, does Barbara in admin still have a huge crush on you? 154 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,080 Oh, yes, she does. 155 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,958 - Her gaydar is set to church mode. - Okay, great. 156 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,502 I wanna try and appeal Dr. Cox's insurance denial, 157 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,838 and I want you to convince Barbara to expedite it. 158 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,924 Nurse Dubois, you do not have to do anything you don't want to do. 159 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,135 Besides, it's never gonna work. 160 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,597 Oh, baby, it's gonna work. 161 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,725 Kiss me on the mouth, you beautiful bald bastard. 162 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,310 Yo, Babs. 163 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,896 Let me holler at you real quick. 164 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,651 - Hey, girl. - Easy, don't overstraight. 165 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,363 Boom! 166 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,864 Don't need glasses to see that one. 167 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,783 What is that about? 168 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,409 'Cause I won't wear my glasses in the OR, 169 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,036 this one thinks she's running laps around me. 170 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,122 Just wear your glasses, dude. Father Time comes for all of us. 171 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,543 You got some old-ass eyes, boy. 172 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,380 Let me guess, my Father Time is Flavor Flav. 173 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:47,217 False. It was an older white gentleman not wearing a clock around his neck. 174 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,015 Dashana, cover me. I'm about to derail the D-train. 175 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,141 Oh. 176 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,228 Okay, I made a list of specialties. 177 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,439 It's super hard to get a fellowship these days, right? 178 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:06,319 But they always need women in dermatology, OB, pediatrics. 179 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,654 Okay, let me stop you right there. 180 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,281 I do not want you to feel forced into some female specialty. 181 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:14,077 I mean, yes, peds is a noble profession, but I take care of enough kids at home. 182 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,453 One. 183 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,038 You can join the dermo divas. 184 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,958 It's easy money and all the fillers and Botox you could want. 185 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,168 - Oh, wait, slay. - No slay, Tosh. 186 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,170 I did Botox once. Do not go down that road. 187 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:28,091 Try telling a patient, "I'm so sorry your cancer's back," with frozen bitch face. 188 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,051 Okay then, no lady stuff. 189 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,554 - Neurology. - You could, but it's boring 190 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,264 and you'd be with those guys. 191 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,224 - They kind of look like… - Penises? 192 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,308 - Yeah. - Yeah. 193 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,352 Look, Tosh, what are you excited about? 194 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:43,690 I had an endocrinology case the other day that was really fascinating. 195 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,650 That's great. I loved endo too. 196 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,236 And I'm super tight with the head of the department, Dr. Buckley. 197 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,488 Here, give him a call. 198 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,573 Thank you. 199 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,578 - Cox's insurance denied the appeal. - Damn it. 200 00:08:56,661 --> 00:09:00,081 Also, Dubois needs to leave early. Barbara's taking him to P.F. Chang's. 201 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,542 P.F. Chang's? That's the horniest restaurant in town. 202 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,294 - I know. - It's okay. 203 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,921 He'll do what needs to be done, and so will we. 204 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,132 Lead and I shall follow, my captain. 205 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,010 Dr. Cox and I used to figure out insurance work-arounds all the time. 206 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,764 What's a work-around when insurance refuses to cover someone as an outpatient? 207 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,141 We admit him. 208 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,687 In here, insurance has to cover the treatment. 209 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,899 But Dr. Cox has no reason to be admitted. 210 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,192 That's where you come in. 211 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,528 I'm gonna need a favor, Mr. Chief Resident. 212 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,155 Anything for you, boss man. 213 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,740 I need you to admit Dr. Cox. 214 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:34,991 Nope, can't do that. 215 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,159 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 216 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,119 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 217 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,538 No, that was a little quick. We're just spitballing. 218 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,958 We're just a mentor and a mentee shooting the S-word, okay? 219 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,752 We're just kind of free flowing. 220 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,253 - It's like jazz. - Okay. 221 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,339 You're the trumpet, I'm the trombone. 222 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,299 - Loosen your shoulders. Shake it out. - All right. 223 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,884 Here comes my trombone thing. Ready? 224 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,929 I say something like, "Hey, man, I need you to admit Dr. Cox," 225 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,222 and you hit me with a little… 226 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,099 No, I cannot do that. It's super illegal. 227 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:04,687 And here it was, the moment I'd do for Grant what Dr. Cox did for me. 228 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,565 Look, Grant, um, 229 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:12,570 I think we all come in here thinking we know what's right and what's wrong. 230 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,783 And then we realize we're working in a completely broken system. 231 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,703 So, if occasionally we have to put ourselves on the line, 232 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,164 we do it. 233 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,959 - Wow. - Yeah. 234 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,460 There it is. 235 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,171 Now you can touch his shoulder. You've earned it. 236 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,676 Not cheek, back to shoulder. Mmm. Shoulder. 237 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:38,763 Okay. First one to 20 bananas using a running suture wins. 238 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,182 Forgive me, Father, for what I'm about to do to this intern, 239 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,434 for she knows not what she's unleashed. 240 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,646 Don't worry about them glasses, pops. You're gonna feel this win. 241 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,022 Okay. 242 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,274 Mimi, hit it. 243 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,402 * Ba-na-na-na, ba-na-na-na-na d 244 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,570 Mimi! 245 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,655 I meant the phone. 246 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,490 Whatever. 247 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,580 Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. 248 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,999 Boom. One, easy. Let's go with the next one. 249 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,626 I'ma do it with my eyes closed. 250 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,211 Ooh. 251 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:14,507 Unfortunately, like they say, Father Time comes for everyone. 252 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,801 Your hands looking a little shaky there, pops. 253 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,469 Not at all. I need more light. 254 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,388 Boom! Done. 255 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,723 It is my house now. 256 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,225 What's up, D-train? 257 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,810 Don't need glasses to see that. 258 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,521 Ay, ay, ay, what? Ay, ay… 259 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,399 Asher, quick medical question. 260 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,360 Is this a real question or one of your wonderful moments of whimsy? 261 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,363 I think I'm having an allergic reaction. 262 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,825 - Ah. Whimsy it is. - Oh, no, my throat's closing up. 263 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,413 Dr. Tosh, I'm Dr. Gould, pediatrics. 264 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,665 Have you picked your specialty yet? 265 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,959 Because I think you have the bedside manner 266 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,586 our young patients would appreciate. 267 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,338 - I do? - Mm-hmm. 268 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,464 Oh. 269 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,591 Absolutely. Here's my card. 270 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,718 Ah. Thank you, Dr. Gould, but unfortunately, 271 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,262 Dr. Tosh is very passionate about endocrinology. 272 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,348 Yeah, I'm really into glands. 273 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,682 Children have glands. 274 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,477 - I like 'em big. - Huge. 275 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,145 Thanks anyway. 276 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,648 I have a mentee now. Grant. 277 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,110 We're like two cool jazz cats, jazzing some riffs together. 278 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,906 I don't know. Everything I know about jazz I learned from watching La La Land. 279 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,952 Oh. I get it. I feel like I really helped guide Tosh on her path to endocrinology. 280 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,328 Is it a bike path? 281 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,374 What the one-wheeled frick? 282 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,669 Dr. Dorian, a moment. Grant Summers has reported you. 283 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,046 He says you tried to jeopardize his career. 284 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,673 - What? - Grant Summers has… 285 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,133 No, I heard you. I just can't believe it. 286 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,136 I never should have trusted those cheeks. 287 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,892 You went to Sibby and told on me? You could've just come to me. 288 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,477 First of all, hello. 289 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,438 Second of all, it's not a big deal. It wasn't about you. 290 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,607 It was more about the insurance fraud you wanted me to commit 291 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,734 under the guise of some kind of jazz improv. 292 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,361 I think you're oversimplifying this. 293 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,322 Dr. Cox is one of the most important people in my life. 294 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,533 I totally hear you, okay? 295 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,244 And maybe that's how they did things in the 1980s 296 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,997 when everyone was doing blow off of each other's Trans Ams. 297 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,376 Maybe I should tank my career for a friend of yours 298 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,169 who seems to hate you. 299 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,463 He doesn't hate me. 300 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,508 That's just how he is on the outside. I have been inside of him. 301 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:26,848 Why does the pediatric ward at every hospital look like Satan's playhouse? 302 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,475 Mm-hmm. I do not go in there without my Bible. 303 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,769 Oh, my God. 304 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:47,076 Angie, get that hair out of your face. 305 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,830 Oh. Dr. Reid, what brings you in? 306 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:54,917 I asked you nicely to back off Dr. Tosh. She's got bigger plans than peds. 307 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,171 So you think helping sick kids is beneath her? 308 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,089 Oh. Take off your halo, Steffie. 309 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,050 Look, Dr. Tosh is young and insecure, 310 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,303 and she's swayed by anyone who shows her even the slightest bit of attention, 311 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,763 whether it's her boyfriend or you. 312 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,848 Good to know that's what you think of me. 313 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,932 Frick on a stick! 314 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,311 Sam, I'm not trying to be harsh, but these fellowships are incredibly competitive, 315 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,855 - and you cannot get distracted. - I'm not distracted. 316 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,899 I'm just not sure I wanna do what you want me to do. 317 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,151 I'm just trying stuff out. 318 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,819 Trying stuff out? 319 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,946 This isn't college where you have a couple glasses of wine 320 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,490 and kiss someone with a bajingo. Grow up. 321 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,742 Me grow up? Say "vagina." 322 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,161 There are children here. 323 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:34,916 Actually, we do encourage the children to use the correct anatomical terms. 324 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,501 Well, this is a madhouse. 325 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,962 There he is. 326 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:44,926 As chief, I had to do the mature thing. Let Grant know he was dead to me. 327 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,427 Oh. Hey, Blake. 328 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,722 Uh, I've been thinking, I'd really like to mentor you. 329 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,892 Oh. Wow. Uh, I'm so flattered. 330 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,687 But you know, what we have is working for me. I'd hate to screw that up. 331 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,816 Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, last week when we were intubating that guy, 332 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,400 I thought we really connected. 333 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,736 I… I know you felt that too. 334 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,990 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we had fun, but, uh, that's all that was. 335 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,075 Oh. 336 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,203 Hey, you're gonna make some intern really happy someday. 337 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,749 I think I just got friend-zoned by an intern. 338 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,626 Well, at least Grant didn't see it. 339 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,710 Flip! 340 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,092 - Sup. - Barbie, I don't want to be bothered. 341 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,637 I get why you left. This whole generation of interns is impossible, right? 342 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,681 Here's what we're going to do. 343 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,017 You're gonna go ahead and tell me your problem, and if I can solve it, 344 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,103 maybe I'll finally be able to cross over. 345 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,230 I have tried so hard to help Tosh. 346 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,024 She's not taking any advice, now she's gonna blow her whole future. 347 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,569 I'm gonna go ahead and stop you right there. 348 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:49,699 Because this isn't about Tosh's future. This is about your past. 349 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,536 Oh, damn it. 350 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,706 Nothing. God didn't take me. 351 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,374 What do you mean, my past? 352 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,458 Oh, come on, Barbie, 353 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,627 you were the most ambitious intern in this whole place 354 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,046 until you and J.D. started doing that whole… 355 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:08,092 "Will they? Won't they? Will they? Won't they? Can't they please just stop? 356 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,970 Oh, no, they're getting married and I have to go to it." 357 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,763 …thing. 358 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,848 It's all about you. 359 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,809 And what you feel you didn't accomplish in your own life. 360 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,190 You really think I was the most ambitious? Thank you. 361 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,234 What did I ever do to you? 362 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,153 Dear God. 363 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:31,240 Yo, Dr. Turk, I got my playlist locked and loaded for surgery. 364 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,492 But I'm just not sure how to thumbtack it to the wall, though. 365 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,121 You beat me suturing bananas. You shouldn't gloat about that. 366 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,165 Okay, so you can gloat, 367 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,293 but because I'm a woman, I'm not allowed to champion myself? 368 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,087 Here are the things you gloated about today. 369 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,589 - How shiny your head is. - Mm-hmm. 370 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,008 How perfectly you parallel parked your car. 371 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,552 How you braided all your daughters' hair in under ten minutes. 372 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,012 Impossible, by the way. 373 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,722 Dashana, you're tripping, okay? 374 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,475 'Cause I've earned the right to gloat after all my years working here. 375 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,976 I didn't gloat when I was your level. 376 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,020 Please, God, let this be my final test. 377 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,563 Dashana. 378 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:06,150 It turns out that you are not in fact tripping. 379 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,526 Thank you. 380 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,154 - That's what an ally looks like. - Ha. 381 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,699 You seriously think that you never gloated? 382 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,661 For the love of God, you used to run around this place 383 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:20,122 telling everybody they were going to name the hospital after you. 384 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:24,835 And I'm sorry, but is this the Turk Whatever-your-last-name-is Wing? 385 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,045 Turk is my last name. 386 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,257 You'd damn sure never know it 'cause it's not written on any of the walls. 387 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,759 Come on, you aren't really worried that she's better than you. 388 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,469 Hell, you're at the peak of your skills. 389 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,346 You're damn right I'm at the peak of my skills. 390 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,974 Of course, once you reach your peak, 391 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,560 there's really only one way to go, isn't there? 392 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,188 Like all surgeons, your whole life has been this place. 393 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:48,276 You have no hobbies. Your children will soon be grown and gone. 394 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,821 You have put everything into this career. 395 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:56,826 And you're afraid now that when it finally is all over, 396 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,246 you won't know who you are without it. 397 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,833 Right. What do I do? 398 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,211 You don't realize it yet, but when you get to where I am, 399 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,300 you will see it was never about your best cases or your worst ones. 400 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,428 Hell, your patients will largely be a blur. 401 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,097 The one thing you will remember 402 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:23,269 is the work you put in turning these annoying, pain-in-the-ass kids 403 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,229 into real doctors. 404 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,524 No matter how hard they make it. 405 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,942 Thank you. 406 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,527 Wasn't talking to you. 407 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,239 * The bells begin to chime * 408 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,950 * "Time," she says d 409 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,037 ♪ "There's no turning back * 410 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,539 * Keep your eyes on the tracks" * 411 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,208 * Through the fields… * 412 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,337 So, yeah, Grant pissed me off, 413 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:53,507 but I had forgotten the most important thing about my relationship with Dr. Cox. 414 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,760 I annoyed the hell out of him too. 415 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,846 What's the plan today? Stealing a wish from a sick kid for your golf buddy? 416 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,474 For the record, Dr. Cox is not my golf buddy. 417 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,351 He prefers full-size golf. 418 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,436 I like to Skee-Ball after a few rounds. 419 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,772 - Right. - But I still had to teach him 420 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,399 and hope I could help make him into a great doctor. 421 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,234 - Come on and round with me. - Really? 422 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,319 Yes. 423 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,447 You're not going to touch my cheeks again, are you? 424 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,948 I can't make any promises. 425 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,786 Sometimes as a mentor, you think you're there to give guidance. 426 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,665 I was just frustrated because It's too late for me, 427 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,833 and I didn't want that to happen to you. 428 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,753 But you were actually the one who needed a little inspiration. 429 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,465 Too late? It is so not too late for you. 430 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,592 - You don't think so? - No. 431 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,636 You could do whatever you want. 432 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:43,099 You could write a book or a medical podcast. You love talking. 433 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,559 Oh, my God, you're right. I could do anything. 434 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,480 Podcast title: Get "Welliot" with Elliot, huh? 435 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,357 Yeah, we'll keep thinking on that, mama. 436 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,151 In the end, the best mentors know that one day it'll be your turn. 437 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,030 You okay? It's a little faster than your cat-in-the-hat rhymes, huh? 438 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,198 Enjoy your little victory. 439 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,075 One day it'll be your playlist on the wall. 440 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,703 Until then, let me show you how to do the Aberdeen knot. 441 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,874 And when you do find the right mentor, you hold on to them for a lifetime. 442 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,084 I'm going to admit you. 443 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,045 I know I don't have any legit reason, but it's the only way to get you covered. 444 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,463 Absolutely not. 445 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,715 The board will have your ass, 446 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,008 and I did not give you this job so you could lose it. 447 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,094 This is what you taught me to do. 448 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,722 And you used to protect me from the fallout. 449 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:26,851 Well, now it is my turn to protect you. You have passed the baton. 450 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,061 And I wish I had the baton so I could beat you with it. 451 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,396 Get in the chair. 452 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,064 - No. - Dubois. 453 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,650 Get your ass in the damn chair. 454 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:41,866 * Oh, time will tell We always knew * 455 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,295 Gentlemen, imagine what we could accomplish if we all work together. 456 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,505 We could cure a rare disease. 457 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,549 Treat four times as many patients. 458 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,843 I think I may have a better idea. 459 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,679 - How about a hug? - Drop dead. 460 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,973 - Can I have a hug? - Buzz off. 461 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,767 - I'd love a hug. - Not a chance. 462 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,560 Don't forget about me. 463 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,270 No! 464 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,025 Did somebody have a bad dream? 465 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:23,157 Let the other three know there's more where that came from.