1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:05,190 [J.D.] There are three different kinds of relationships: new and exciting… 2 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,950 Would you like some help with the laundry? 3 00:00:06,980 --> 00:00:08,150 Yeah, that'd be nice. 4 00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:09,230 Well, these are dirty. 5 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,070 I'd like to request the gentle cycle, please. 6 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,030 [both laugh] 7 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:16,530 Get over there. 8 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:17,950 [J.D.] Old and predictable… 9 00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:21,500 -Turk, help me with the laundry, please. -Yeah. Absolutely. 10 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:25,460 Yes, whoo! He picked it up, babe. He picked it up. 11 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,750 [J.D.] And whatever the hell Elliot was in. 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:31,670 Did your boring-ass pilot boyfriend send you another picture of socks? 13 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,220 Wes isn't boring, Carla. 14 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,736 He's wondering if these socks he's thinking of buying are black enough. 15 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,326 Apparently there's something called pilot's black. 16 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:39,076 It's like a little blacker than regular black. 17 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,430 Oh, my God, he's so boring, 18 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,270 -and I am officially single. -[text message tone] 19 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,600 Ugh! I remember what it was like to be single. 20 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:48,150 I'm on the other side of that now and it is glorious. 21 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,610 You've been with Charlie for, like, four weeks, J.D. 22 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:53,400 I'm sorry, Elliot. I'll try not to act too happy in front of you. 23 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:55,450 Who's ready for our surprise date? 24 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:56,660 [grunts] Hey. 25 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:59,490 Um, babe, I just promised Elliot I wouldn't rub our joy in her face. 26 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:01,596 I wish you would've told me that before I mounted you. 27 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:04,000 Okay, I think if we just back away, she won't notice. 28 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,090 Wow, look at the little baby sharks. 29 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,840 -Look. There's a diver. -[chuckles] Oh! 30 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,050 [J.D.] This guy's got jokes. 31 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:14,260 Yeah, we get it. You've got a cool job. 32 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:15,630 Nobody cares. 33 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,720 J.D.? 34 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,800 Sean? 35 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,560 That's Sean, Elliot's ex. 36 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,180 I sabotaged their relationship and maybe ruined his life. Just go with it. 37 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:26,440 -Sean. Hey, man. -J.D. 38 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,520 Good to see you, man. 39 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,286 -This is Charlie. -Nice to meet you, Charlie. 40 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:31,296 What are you doing here? I thought you worked at SeaWorld. 41 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,990 No, I quit. Turns out the orcas did not like living in captivity. 42 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:36,150 -Oh, no. -No way. 43 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,756 The whole time we thought they were smiling, 44 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,176 but that's how their mouths are shaped. 45 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,450 [J.D.] This had to be fate. Elliot deserves a little happiness. 46 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:44,080 Wow, you have beautiful green eyes. 47 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,330 -No, they're contacts. -Actually, J.D., they're not. 48 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,830 Actually, Sean, they are. 49 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,590 Okay, Elliot, I know I'm supposed to say, "Whenever you're ready to get out there," 50 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:57,300 but Dr. Viener dyed his hair and suddenly has spin class calves. 51 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:58,656 Yeah, I've seen his calves, Carla, 52 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,236 but unfortunately they're attached to that dead weight of a romantic partner. 53 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:03,720 Oh, come on, don't you want true love? 54 00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:04,810 -Turk! -Mmm? 55 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,290 Don't forget about couples therapy. 56 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,150 [in Spanish] 57 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:13,400 King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 58 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,150 Don't you want to be happy like we are? 59 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,320 No, it took me forever to get it together after the divorce, Carla. 60 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,620 I can't go back to CrossFit. They make you flip tires. 61 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,870 Look, I just want to focus on taking the next big step in my career 62 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:26,556 without getting distracted by a bunch of-- 63 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,040 [J.D.] Look who I found. 64 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,000 [celestial vocalizing] 65 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,340 …feelings. 66 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,760 -Hey, Elliot. -Sean? 67 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,680 Well, aren't you guys gonna have a hug? 68 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,930 -[Sean] Yeah, of course. -Oh! 69 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,720 -Hey. -Hey, Sean. 70 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,010 -Hi. -[chuckling] 71 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,430 Ah, together again-- 72 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:45,720 [groans] 73 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:49,440 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 74 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,940 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 75 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:57,740 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 76 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,070 Wow, Elliot, you look exactly like I imagined. 77 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,530 But not-not that I imagined you often, 78 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,450 just, you know, the normal amount. I'm sorry, that came out creepy. 79 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,976 Creepy would be figuring out where you lived 80 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,726 then looking up the price on Zillow, which I've never done, 81 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,516 and if I did, I would never say how impressed I was. 82 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,920 I do not understand how straight white people manage to procreate. 83 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,300 Well, I do. Watch me work some white magic. 84 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:22,590 Hey, you two should totes go get some iced matcha lattes. 85 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,140 Oh! 86 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,470 I would love to, but I'm super busy. 87 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,656 I'll have an intern cover you. 88 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,270 Great, thanks. Good, good, good, good. 89 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:32,786 I'll meet you in the cafeteria. I just have to check on one patient. 90 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:33,810 Yeah, no, me too. 91 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,126 It's this depressed penguin who found out about climate change, 92 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,110 and we're concerned he's going to tell the others. 93 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:41,780 [J.D.] Every hospital has patients that have been here so long, 94 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,200 they become like family. 95 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,030 So, we'll recheck your blood cultures to make sure the infection is clearing. 96 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,290 That sound good, Lillian? 97 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,960 -Lillian? -I'm not dead. 98 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,750 -Oh, good. -You remind me of my son Steven. 99 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:58,550 He has such beautiful eyes just like yours. 100 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,736 They got nothing on your big beautiful blues, Lillian. 101 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,470 [laughing] Oh! 102 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,260 Do I, uh, remind you of anyone, Lillian? 103 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:06,640 No one I think you'll find flattering, dear. 104 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,140 Well, yeah. Huh. 105 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:12,100 You know who I think you look like, Dr. Dorian? 106 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:13,560 One of those old movie stars 107 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,810 who tap danced and sang their way into our hearts. 108 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,746 [J.D.] Don't let him know how much you love that. 109 00:04:17,770 --> 00:04:19,730 -What do you want, Blake? -Okay, so I'm applying 110 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:22,360 for this accelerated interventional cardiology fellowship. 111 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,796 Is there any chance that you could write me a recommendation letter? 112 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:26,200 Blake, my boy, 113 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,830 not only will I write your recommendation, I will delve into the man you are 114 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:31,790 and the man you shall become. 115 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,710 With the power of my quill, I shall weave-- 116 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:38,040 It's actually just an online form. I'll send you the link. 117 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,670 -Oh. Good, good, good. Easy then. -Yeah. 118 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,590 I would not have done that. 119 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,380 Why? Blake's actually a really good doctor. 120 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:49,810 Yes, I know, but cardiology requires a special type of physician. 121 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,446 I feel like you're just giving him false hope. 122 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:54,980 Like my dad, when he told me my dog, Puddles, had been "discovered" 123 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,480 and was moving to Hollywood. 124 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,780 I watched 88 dog films over the course of 13 years 125 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:04,360 till one day my dad finally admitted 126 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,466 that Puddles had to be put to sleep 127 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,850 -when he bit our neighbor. -[sighs] 128 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:11,370 But what no one knows is that I told Puddles to bite that prick. 129 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:12,450 Why would you do that? 130 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,790 His backyard was filled with my baseballs that he refused to throw back over. 131 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:20,000 So yeah, you're right, I said, "Puddles, attack," and he did, hard. 132 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:22,920 It was really bad, and I carry that guilt every day. 133 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,800 He was a really good boy. You would have loved him. 134 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:31,390 And I'm not lying and sending Blake to Hollywood. 135 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:33,810 I won't do that, sir. 136 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:36,190 Uh, Grant, how long have you been on call? 137 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:37,850 Thirty-four hours. 138 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,980 -I think you should get some sleep. -[sobbing] I'm so tired, dude. 139 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:45,280 I think it's safe to say that's too much. Why don't you just go lie down? 140 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,370 Okay, this is a safe space. No wrong answers, just honesty. 141 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:53,700 And let's remember to use the "when you… I feel" sentence structure. 142 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:57,040 When you aren't even married, I feel like you can't tell us what to do. 143 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,830 -Turk. -What? She said, "Be honest." 144 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,130 Mmm. Carla, go ahead. 145 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:06,970 Turk, when you don't help me around the house, I feel exhausted. 146 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,340 We're all tired, babe. 147 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:11,470 And I feel like never having sex with you again. 148 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,430 Doctor. 149 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:15,390 I don't get it. Chore play? 150 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:18,940 Chore play. It's basically foreplay, but with chores. 151 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,770 -Mmm. -Dr. Sherman seems to think 152 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:23,980 that Carla will get in the mood if I take things off of her plate. 153 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:26,320 So basically I gotta take out the trash if I wanna smash. 154 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,990 -Mmm. -I gotta mop the floor 155 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:30,160 -if I wanna drop them drawers. -Mmm. 156 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,330 I gotta put the dishes on the rack if I wanna hit it from the back. 157 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:37,080 -[laughs] You're on fire. -Yeah. 158 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,040 You better set the dryer to spin if you're trying to go in. 159 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,040 -J.D., that's my wife. -Oh. My bad. 160 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:46,590 So, Audrey, I see you've been experiencing chronic pain. 161 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:49,180 All the doctors I've seen said it's just bad cramps, 162 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,390 but now I feel pain in my chest and my stomach. 163 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,760 And it says you've also had bladder and bowel discomfort. 164 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,850 -Can you believe I'm single? -[laughs] 165 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,480 Oh, and my wrist is killing me. 166 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,230 Well, seven years of chronic pain with no answers is too long. 167 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:03,020 So starting now, you are my only priority. 168 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,980 Dr. Reid, Dr. Dorian told me to take over 169 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:07,230 'cause you have romantic "bidness" to tend to. 170 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,360 -His words. -Tosh! 171 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,200 Audrey, I promise you the only romantic "bidness" I have 172 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,740 is with your debilitating pain. 173 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:16,450 I am going to wine-and-dine it, take it home with me, throw it on my desk, 174 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,870 and work it all night long. 175 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:21,646 Yep, too far. Dr. Tosh, could you just run these tests, please? 176 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:22,710 Yeah. 177 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,990 [Turk] Those are the details. It's now on you. What's our first course of action? 178 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:28,880 Well, every case is unique, but I think I have a path through. 179 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,736 You don't want to have to do the dishes every time you're trying to get some. 180 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,930 My hands are my life, and I'm not risking my hands for sex. 181 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:37,720 But you can't ignore her needs because that makes you a jerk. 182 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:39,640 True that. True that. I'm a nice guy. Go on. 183 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:40,916 You're gonna do all the chores. 184 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:43,440 -Get the hell out of my OR. -He said get the hell out. 185 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,400 Mimi, please. I'm-I'm good. Thank you. 186 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:50,240 You're gonna do all the chores, but you're gonna do a terrible job, right? 187 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,200 You get credit for the effort, but you never have to do them again 188 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,120 'cause Carla won't want to have to redo all your sloppy work. 189 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,450 It's called weaponized incompetence. It's a thinking man's gaslighting. 190 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:05,170 Mimi, I'm gonna need another 15 minutes to scrub back in because this is happening. 191 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,340 Come here. 192 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,170 Fifteen minutes! 193 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,210 Mimi, use the intercom. 194 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,300 [chuckles] 195 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,300 Fifteen minutes! 196 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,560 Hey, you paged me? 197 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,970 I have something to say to you. 198 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,230 Tell him he runs weird. 199 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:24,520 You don't give up on people. You help them achieve their goals. 200 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,570 Look, I called in a favor with Dr. Turk and asked him to take Blake under his wing 201 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:32,546 so he can get the surgical skills he needs for that cardiology fellowship. 202 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:33,860 That's great. 203 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,280 Maybe I'm wrong about Blake. I can admit my flaws. 204 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:37,370 Like how you run weird? 205 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,740 -What? -Nothing. You're dismissed. 206 00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:44,540 No running, please. Not like that. 207 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,500 So how have you been? How's your family? 208 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:47,670 Great. My mom's dead. 209 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,170 Hey, my mom's dead too. 210 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:52,260 I feel a little weird spying on your ex-wife and her ex-boyfriend. 211 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:55,840 It's not half as weird as your parrot watching us have sex last night. 212 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:58,366 And yet somebody really stepped up their performance, didn't he? 213 00:08:58,390 --> 00:09:01,060 Well, he kept chanting, "Go, go, go." 214 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,180 -Yeah, 'cause he wanted you to leave. -Oh. 215 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,520 Elliot, I feel like it was fate that I ran into J.D. 216 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,560 because I've never stopped thinking about you. 217 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:11,940 Very cool. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool. 218 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:14,360 -Oh! Ah! Okay. -I'm so sorry. 219 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,910 -Did I burn you? Well, I mean… -No, you did not burn me. 220 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,370 -How's it going? -Great. 221 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,006 I wouldn't say that. I think she just tried 222 00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:21,466 to wipe up that coffee with her hair. 223 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,620 [Carla] Oh, it's great to see Elliot like this again. 224 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,860 This is how she gets when she's all up in her feelings. 225 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,726 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed and I'm so sorry. 226 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:31,460 Hey, um, will you go to dinner with me tonight? 227 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:37,380 I will definitely let you know about that because I gotta get back to work… 228 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,640 -Oh. -…to that patient. 229 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,220 Thank you for the coffee. 230 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,140 -Oh, God, let me help. I'll get that. -Oh, no. I got it, Sean. 231 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:46,440 -Oh! -Ow! 232 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,060 -I'm just gonna… -That's a lot of tissues there. 233 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,310 Ow! 234 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,110 Uh, if it's easier, just leave the purse and I'll bring it to dinner. 235 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:55,926 -I'm happy to do that. -I said I got it, Sean. 236 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,990 -Okay. -Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 237 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,910 -Thanks, bye. -Yeah. 238 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:07,870 She's so happy. 239 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,750 -They have such chemistry. -I know. 240 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:10,840 What? 241 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,050 Hey, J.D., I just want to thank you for bringing Elliot back into my life. 242 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,260 Happy to. 243 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,930 Oh, uh… 244 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,366 Ugh. You were going for a handshake, not a hug, weren't you? 245 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:26,350 Well, I was, but now that we're here, are you screwing with me, man? 246 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,140 -What? -Come on, J.D. 247 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:29,666 Every time Elliot and I get together, 248 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:31,086 you get jealous and end up wanting her back. 249 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:35,610 Wow, paranoid much? That only happened, like, three times, Sean. 250 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,740 Come on, J.D. 251 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,950 Do you-- Do you still have feelings for Elliot or not? 252 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,030 It's Lillian. She had a little fall. 253 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,330 Oh, thank God. That I'm able to help a sick woman, Sean, 254 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,410 who needs me. 255 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,370 Ugh, don't scare us like that, Lillian. 256 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:53,590 -Can we do anything for you? -I'd love a martini, two olives. 257 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,800 -Oh, Lillian. -I'm kidding. 258 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,960 Just a cigarette. 259 00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:00,550 Well, it's happy hour somewhere. Why don't we put a double in your IV? 260 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:03,350 -I'm sorry, dude, that's just not funny. -Oh. 261 00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:06,970 Okay. Well, she's stable, but I'm worried about her mental acuity. 262 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,680 That joke is hilarious. 263 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,530 Thank goodness she's okay. I love that woman. 264 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,940 I'm worried she's getting more and more deconditioned. 265 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,110 Reach out to her family, just in case. 266 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:17,690 [J.D.] No matter what type of relationship you're in, 267 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:20,910 if you care about someone, there's a good chance you'll get hurt. 268 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:23,240 Baby, thank you so much for cleaning. 269 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,240 I've been so tired. 270 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,410 [J.D.] Sometimes they let you down. 271 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,410 [Turk on phone] I made the bed. I folded the laundry. 272 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,460 And did you see how I organized the closet? 273 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,000 [groans] 274 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:38,210 She totally got Indiana Jones-ed by the yoga ball. 275 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,540 -[Blake] Yes, she did. -[laughs] 276 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:42,840 [J.D.] And sometimes they refuse to even let you in. 277 00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,220 Elliot. 278 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,850 Wow, you look… 279 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:46,930 comfortable. 280 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,020 Oh, um… 281 00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:50,390 Please, yeah. 282 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:51,940 [Elliot sighs] 283 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,360 [lisping] Listen, Sean… Sorry. 284 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,480 Um… 285 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,940 Mouth guard. I'm a night grinder now. 286 00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,030 Oh, it's okay. 287 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:02,490 I-I use a sleep apnea machine now because I die three times every night. 288 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:05,370 Which wouldn't be so bad if I were lying next to you. 289 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,120 -That's so sweet. -Well… 290 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,080 But I'm sorry. You have to die alone. 291 00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:13,250 Um, there's so much more that I want to do in my career. 292 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:17,460 And maybe I didn't get to do it because I was always in some messy relationship. 293 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:22,840 And now I'm in a place finally where I can focus on myself and my needs. 294 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,760 And this is not what I need right now. 295 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:27,850 I'm really sorry. 296 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:37,020 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! What a rush. -Yeah, you and me both. 297 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,820 -Give me some. [grunts, laughs] -Come on. 298 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,400 -Yeah. -Yeah. 299 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:44,150 And that is how you do it. Mentorship. Pass it on. 300 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:46,950 J.D., that boy sucks. 301 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,120 What? 302 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,490 He's so happy. Look at him. He's Crip walking. 303 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:54,460 I'm telling you, J.D., Blake has what we call in the business "ham hands." 304 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,000 Ham hands. 305 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,790 All right, I'm going in. Nurse, scalpel. 306 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,670 Scalpel. Turk, bread. 307 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,130 Hmm! 308 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:04,260 -[whirring] -No. 309 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,510 [screaming] 310 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:09,350 Mmm. Honey "Blaked" Ham. 311 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,100 [J.D.] But what hurts the most is when you realize you have to hurt someone else. 312 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,350 Oh, man. Now he's twerking. 313 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:22,110 Audrey, so sorry. We still don't have any answers for you, 314 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,400 -but-- -It's all good. This is how it goes. 315 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,280 Well, I'm gonna hit it. [sighs] 316 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,030 Uh, can I just take this IV home with me, 317 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,910 or is it like a grocery cart situation where the wheels lock up? 318 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,346 I know you've heard this all before, 319 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,096 but I spent the night going over your history. 320 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,790 -There's one more test I want to run. -I don't know. 321 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:39,960 Wait, Dr. Reid is one of the best doctors in this hospital. 322 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,050 Let her cook. 323 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,380 Babe. Baby. 324 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:45,720 Reel me in. 325 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,300 -[imitates whipping] -Oh! 326 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,350 -[imitates whirring] -Oh, no. Oh! Oh! 327 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,260 You see that? You see that? 328 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,350 [both laughing] 329 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,640 Catch and release. 330 00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,900 Ooh, somebody had herself some marital relations. 331 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,280 He cleaned the whole house by himself. 332 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,030 It was a terrible job, but he tried. 333 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,450 [Mimi] Mm-hmm. 334 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,950 -You made a noise. -No, I didn't. Mmm. 335 00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:12,700 -There it is. -I heard it. Spill. 336 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,410 No. Dr. Turk is my boss, 337 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,460 and if there's one thing that I stand on, it's loyalty. 338 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,210 Mimi, nurse's code. 339 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,460 Mmm… 340 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,380 Latina code. 341 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,026 He's screwing up the chores on purpose so you'll never ask him to do it again. 342 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,930 It's called weaponized incompetence. 343 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,760 I'm a snitch. 344 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:35,350 Hey, man, when I asked you to coffee, I really thought I'd be paying, 345 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,180 but I always forget my wallet in my locker. 346 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,690 Man, it's no problem. I was happy to buy, right? 347 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:42,480 The way you and J.D. have supported me has been incredible. 348 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,820 You know what would be even more incredible? 349 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,240 Not supporting you. 350 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:48,950 What? 351 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,950 Okay, J.D. won't tell you this, but I will. 352 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:54,120 You are not cut out for interventional cardiology. 353 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,960 There, I said it. It's no biggie. Now you can pivot. 354 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,960 How about a "you're welcome" fist bump? 355 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,780 You know, when I was taking care of my mom as she was dying… 356 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,380 -Oh, no. -…I got an extra five years with her 357 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,470 because of the cardiologist who treated her. 358 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,600 It's the reason I got into medicine. 359 00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:18,730 You know, I told her I was going to go into cardiology to honor her, 360 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:22,480 and now that's not even going to happen. 361 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,650 Look what I found. 362 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,900 There you are. 363 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:32,450 So, how was your date? 364 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,580 Amazing. We had crazy sex in a Waymo. 365 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,660 What? I told you that was my fantasy. Did you pretend to be locked in? 366 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,660 No, I didn't go, J.D. I stayed home and worked on my patient case. 367 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,790 And I'm glad I did. Come watch. You're gonna want to publish this. 368 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,090 -Babe, what are you doing? -What? 369 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,800 That's my autographed Dream Team jersey, 370 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,066 and you're getting your skin oils and flakes all over it. 371 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,390 -This? -Yeah. 372 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,970 Oh, I got my scrubs dirty, so I borrowed it. 373 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,576 -Is that a problem? -Yeah. Take it off. 374 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,680 I'm sorry. You know, I must have brain damage 375 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,770 from getting hit in the head by a yoga ball. 376 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:03,980 What? 377 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,770 I know what you did, Christopher. 378 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,440 -What are you talking about? -Weaponized incompetence? 379 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,990 Mimi, how could you? 380 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,320 I'm easily swayed. It was on my resume. 381 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,450 You snitch! 382 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:15,990 Endometriosis. 383 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:18,450 -What? -It's what's causing all your pain. 384 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:22,160 It can go undetected for years because it can be really hard to spot on imaging. 385 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,370 -But you found it in my wrist. -Yes. 386 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:28,130 It's rare, but the tissue can travel from the uterus to other parts of the body. 387 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:31,420 So weirdly, having it in your wrist helped me confirm it with a biopsy 388 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,800 instead of having to send you for exploratory surgery. 389 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,930 Literally every doctor I saw told me that pain was just a part of being a woman. 390 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:41,100 Yeah, well, doctors have been dismissing women's pain for centuries. 391 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:46,310 Something is happening with this woman's body that I don't understand, 392 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,400 and it doesn't turn me on. 393 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:51,940 -Diagnosis: witch. -[gasps] 394 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:54,070 -Burn her. -I really don't think it's that. 395 00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:56,990 Uh, perhaps this warrants further study. 396 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,660 Hmm, interesting. 397 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,240 Burn her ass too. 398 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,160 It was a simpler time. 399 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,330 Thank you, Dr. Reid. 400 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,080 At least I don't feel insane now. 401 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,840 -Dr. Dorian. I broke Blake's brain. -Mmm? 402 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,170 He's weird sometimes. Just show him his reflection. 403 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,420 Mmm, it's worse than that. 404 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,470 Come on. Come on! 405 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,890 [sighs] 406 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:19,970 Hey. 407 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,980 [sighs] Babe, I'm sorry for what I did. 408 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,900 I just don't know when everything got to be so much work. 409 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,230 -Right? -You know, work is work. 410 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,440 Parenting is work. 411 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,780 And now sex is work. 412 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,030 When you tell me the one thing 413 00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:39,200 that we used to have the most fun doing is just more work, 414 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,410 I feel sad. 415 00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,790 -What? -You used the "when you, I feel" statement 416 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:45,870 from therapy. 417 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:49,540 -You are listening. -Yeah, I'm listening. I care about us. 418 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,760 But if there's a way to get sex without listening, I'm all ears. 419 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,010 -Too soon. -Okay. 420 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,760 See, this is why I was waiting for the right time to talk to Blake. 421 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:02,140 I'm sorry. I thought you were just being a puss. 422 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,970 I'm not being a puss, Grant. 423 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,440 Every intern here is talented enough 424 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,730 to develop the skills they need to do what they're meant to do. 425 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,190 But not every intern has the will to stick it out. 426 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,230 That's where we come in. 427 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,110 It's our job to make sure they keep going. 428 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,030 -Have you seen Blake? -He's with Lillian. 429 00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:21,270 You better come with me. She's in respiratory distress. 430 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,580 [J.D.] Come on. 431 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,370 She's Do Not Resuscitate and her son's all the way in Europe. 432 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:31,590 [J.D.] There's a feeling doctors all get when they know someone's about to pass. 433 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,000 It's a type of awe. 434 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:36,670 You're bearing witness to one of life's most sacred moments. 435 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760 It's okay to go. 436 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,350 Steven? 437 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,010 Actually, it's, uh… 438 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,730 Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh… I'm here. 439 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,360 Oh, honey. 440 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,770 I waited. 441 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,360 I love you. 442 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,490 [sighs] 443 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:02,910 I love you too, Mom. 444 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:10,120 You think Blake's considered being an end-of-life physician? 445 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,210 [J.D.] Most doctors get into medicine to help people live. 446 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,380 But sadly, not every patient will. 447 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,930 All we can do is manage their pain, 448 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:22,800 their fear, 449 00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,100 and the life they still have left. 450 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,270 Blake could be great at palliative care. 451 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:32,060 You broke him. Maybe this is how you put him back together. 452 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,540 [J.D.] Ever since Sean brought it up, 453 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,400 I've been thinking a lot about how I felt about Elliot. 454 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:39,650 It was time I told her. 455 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:43,370 That was an amazing diagnosis. You are an incredible doctor. 456 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,990 Oh, thanks, J.D. 457 00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:50,750 I know you said that not being in a relationship is about work, 458 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,960 but I don't think it's that. 459 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:59,010 I think it's scary to think about the possibility of getting hurt again. 460 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,180 I get that more than anyone. I mean, 461 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:07,140 we're the only people who truly understand how painful our divorce was. 462 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,560 Yeah, I'm not sure I could take it again. 463 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640 Yeah. 464 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,270 It's just that I think I'm finally happy again. 465 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,820 And I want that for you too. 466 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,870 [J.D.] One of the most important things we do as doctors 467 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,870 is to learn how to manage pain. 468 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,460 Still, there's always a risk. 469 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,330 And no way to avoid pain altogether. 470 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,790 Come out here. 471 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,380 -[Sean] Elliot. -Wait, what? 472 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,170 What are you doing here? And why are you flirting with Toby? 473 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:45,050 [muffled] I was hitting on her! What the hell, Sean? 474 00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:48,310 ♪ You been robbing yourself for too long ♪ 475 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,970 ♪ Put the past down ♪ 476 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,190 ♪ Let it rest now ♪ 477 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,560 You know, it's just that we work together. 478 00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,980 So, it's a lot to also have to go out to dinner after, 479 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:03,610 especially when all we're allowed to talk about are our feelings. 480 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,740 That must be difficult for you to hear. 481 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,120 It is. 482 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,870 When you don't make time for me, I feel like there might be someone else. 483 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:15,790 There is. My wife and four kids, man. 484 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:18,920 Do you see what I mean? Like, where do I fit into any of that? 485 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,250 [Turk] Enough! 486 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,660 You know, he's not even doing the workbook you assigned us. 487 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,380 Doctor.