1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:04,307 [J.D.] There are three different kinds of relationships: New and exciting… 2 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:06,070 Would you like some help with the laundry? 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:07,268 Yeah, that'd be nice. 4 00:00:07,352 --> 00:00:08,753 Well, these are dirty. 5 00:00:10,021 --> 00:00:12,190 I'd like to request the gentle cycle, please. 6 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,150 [both laugh] 7 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:15,652 Get over there. 8 00:00:15,735 --> 00:00:17,070 [J.D.] Old and predictable… 9 00:00:17,153 --> 00:00:20,615 -Turk, help me with the laundry, please. -Yeah. Absolutely. 10 00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:24,577 Yes, whoo! He picked it up, babe. He picked it up. 11 00:00:24,661 --> 00:00:26,871 [J.D.] And whatever the hell Elliot was in. 12 00:00:26,954 --> 00:00:30,792 Did your boring-ass pilot boyfriend send you another picture of socks? 13 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:32,335 Wes isn't boring, Carla. 14 00:00:32,418 --> 00:00:34,875 He's wondering if these socks he's thinking of buying are black enough. 15 00:00:34,879 --> 00:00:36,460 Apparently there's something called pilot's black. 16 00:00:36,464 --> 00:00:38,212 It's like a little blacker than regular black. 17 00:00:38,216 --> 00:00:39,550 Oh, my God, he's so boring, 18 00:00:39,634 --> 00:00:42,387 -and I am officially single. -[text message tone] 19 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:44,722 Ugh! I remember what it was like to be single. 20 00:00:44,806 --> 00:00:47,266 I'm on the other side of that now and it is glorious. 21 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:49,727 You've been with Charlie for, like, four weeks, J.D. 22 00:00:49,811 --> 00:00:52,522 I'm sorry, Elliot. I'll try not to act too happy in front of you. 23 00:00:52,605 --> 00:00:54,565 Who's ready for our surprise date? 24 00:00:54,649 --> 00:00:55,775 [grunts] Hey. 25 00:00:55,858 --> 00:00:58,611 Um, babe, I just promised Elliot I wouldn't rub our joy in her face. 26 00:00:58,694 --> 00:01:00,734 I wish you would've told me that before I mounted you. 27 00:01:00,738 --> 00:01:03,116 Okay, I think if we just back away, she won't notice. 28 00:01:05,868 --> 00:01:08,204 Wow, look at the little baby sharks. 29 00:01:08,287 --> 00:01:09,956 -Look. There's a diver. -[chuckles] Oh! 30 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:11,165 [J.D.] This guy's got jokes. 31 00:01:11,249 --> 00:01:13,376 Yeah, we get it. You've got a cool job. 32 00:01:13,459 --> 00:01:14,752 Nobody cares. 33 00:01:14,836 --> 00:01:15,837 J.D.? 34 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,921 Sean? 35 00:01:17,922 --> 00:01:19,674 That's Sean, Elliot's ex. 36 00:01:19,757 --> 00:01:23,302 I sabotaged their relationship and maybe ruined his life. Just go with it. 37 00:01:23,386 --> 00:01:25,555 -Sean. Hey, man. -J.D. 38 00:01:25,638 --> 00:01:26,639 Good to see you, man. 39 00:01:26,723 --> 00:01:28,429 -This is Charlie. -Nice to meet you, Charlie. 40 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:30,431 What are you doing here? I thought you worked at SeaWorld. 41 00:01:30,435 --> 00:01:34,105 No, I quit. Turns out the orcas did not like living in captivity. 42 00:01:34,188 --> 00:01:35,273 -Oh, no. -No way. 43 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,895 The whole time we thought they were smiling, 44 00:01:36,899 --> 00:01:38,313 but that's how their mouths are shaped. 45 00:01:38,317 --> 00:01:41,571 [J.D.] This had to be fate. Elliot deserves a little happiness. 46 00:01:41,654 --> 00:01:43,197 Wow, you have beautiful green eyes. 47 00:01:43,281 --> 00:01:45,450 -No, they're contacts. -Actually, J.D., they're not. 48 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:46,951 Actually, Sean, they are. 49 00:01:48,077 --> 00:01:51,706 Okay, Elliot, I know I'm supposed to say, "Whenever you're ready to get out there," 50 00:01:51,789 --> 00:01:56,419 but Dr. Viener dyed his hair and suddenly has spin class calves. 51 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:57,791 Yeah, I've seen his calves, Carla, 52 00:01:57,795 --> 00:02:00,377 but unfortunately they're attached to that dead weight of a romantic partner. 53 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,842 Oh, come on, don't you want true love? 54 00:02:02,925 --> 00:02:03,926 -Turk! -Mmm? 55 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,410 Don't forget about couples therapy. 56 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,344 [in Spanish] Keep it up and I'll start fantasizing about Denzel! 57 00:02:09,348 --> 00:02:12,518 King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 58 00:02:13,603 --> 00:02:15,271 Don't you want to be happy like we are? 59 00:02:15,354 --> 00:02:18,441 No, it took me forever to get it together after the divorce, Carla. 60 00:02:18,524 --> 00:02:20,735 I can't go back to CrossFit. They make you flip tires. 61 00:02:20,818 --> 00:02:23,988 Look, I just want to focus on taking the next big step in my career 62 00:02:24,071 --> 00:02:25,694 without getting distracted by a bunch of... 63 00:02:25,698 --> 00:02:27,158 [J.D.] Look who I found. 64 00:02:27,241 --> 00:02:29,118 [celestial vocalizing] 65 00:02:31,204 --> 00:02:32,455 …feelings. 66 00:02:32,538 --> 00:02:34,874 -Hey, Elliot. -Sean? 67 00:02:34,957 --> 00:02:37,794 Well, aren't you guys gonna have a hug? 68 00:02:37,877 --> 00:02:39,045 -[Sean] Yeah, of course. -Oh! 69 00:02:39,128 --> 00:02:40,838 -Hey. -Hey, Sean. 70 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,131 -Hi. -[chuckling] 71 00:02:42,215 --> 00:02:43,549 Ah, together again... 72 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:44,842 [groans] 73 00:02:44,926 --> 00:02:48,554 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 74 00:02:48,638 --> 00:02:52,058 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 75 00:02:54,977 --> 00:02:56,854 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 76 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:01,192 Wow, Elliot, you look exactly like I imagined. 77 00:03:01,275 --> 00:03:03,653 But not-not that I imagined you often, 78 00:03:03,736 --> 00:03:06,572 just, you know, the normal amount. I'm sorry, that came out creepy. 79 00:03:06,656 --> 00:03:08,111 Creepy would be figuring out where you lived 80 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,863 then looking up the price on Zillow, which I've never done, 81 00:03:09,867 --> 00:03:11,657 and if I did, I would never say how impressed I was. 82 00:03:11,661 --> 00:03:15,039 I do not understand how straight white people manage to procreate. 83 00:03:15,122 --> 00:03:17,416 Well, I do. Watch me work some white magic. 84 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:21,712 Hey, you two should totes go get some iced match a lattes. 85 00:03:21,796 --> 00:03:23,256 Oh! 86 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:25,591 I would love to, but I'm super busy. 87 00:03:25,675 --> 00:03:26,797 I'll have an intern cover you. 88 00:03:26,801 --> 00:03:28,386 Great, thanks. Good, good, good, good. 89 00:03:29,387 --> 00:03:31,927 I'll meet you in the cafeteria. I just have to check on one patient. 90 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:32,932 Yeah, no, me too. 91 00:03:33,015 --> 00:03:35,264 It's this depressed penguin who found out about climate change, 92 00:03:35,268 --> 00:03:37,228 and we're concerned he's going to tell the others. 93 00:03:37,937 --> 00:03:40,898 [J.D.] Every hospital has patients that have been here so long, 94 00:03:40,982 --> 00:03:42,316 they become like family. 95 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,153 So, we'll recheck your blood cultures to make sure the infection is clearing. 96 00:03:46,237 --> 00:03:47,405 That sound good, Lillian? 97 00:03:49,532 --> 00:03:51,075 -Lillian? -I'm not dead. 98 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:53,869 -Oh, good. -You remind me of my son Steven. 99 00:03:53,953 --> 00:03:57,665 He has such beautiful eyes just like yours. 100 00:03:57,748 --> 00:03:59,868 They got nothing on your big beautiful blues, Lillian. 101 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,586 [laughing] Oh! 102 00:04:01,669 --> 00:04:03,379 Do I, uh, remind you of anyone, Lillian? 103 00:04:03,462 --> 00:04:05,756 No one I think you'll find flattering, dear. 104 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,259 Well, yeah. Huh. 105 00:04:09,093 --> 00:04:11,220 You know who I think you look like, Dr. Dorian? 106 00:04:11,304 --> 00:04:12,680 One of those old movie stars 107 00:04:12,763 --> 00:04:14,932 who tap danced and sang their way into our hearts. 108 00:04:15,016 --> 00:04:16,888 [J.D.] Don't let him know how much you love that. 109 00:04:16,892 --> 00:04:18,853 -What do you want, Blake? -Okay, so I'm applying 110 00:04:18,936 --> 00:04:21,480 for this accelerated interventional cardiology fellowship. 111 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:23,937 Is there any chance that you could write me a recommendation letter? 112 00:04:23,941 --> 00:04:25,318 Blake, my boy, 113 00:04:25,401 --> 00:04:28,946 not only will I write your recommendation, I will delve into the man you are 114 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,907 and the man you shall become. 115 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,826 With the power of my quill, I shall weave... 116 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:37,163 It's actually just an online form. I'll send you the link. 117 00:04:37,246 --> 00:04:39,790 -Oh. Good, good, good. Easy then. -Yeah. 118 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:42,710 I would not have done that. 119 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:44,503 Why? Blake's actually a really good doctor. 120 00:04:44,587 --> 00:04:48,925 Yes, I know, but cardiology requires a special type of physician. 121 00:04:49,008 --> 00:04:50,589 I feel like you're just giving him false hope. 122 00:04:50,593 --> 00:04:54,096 Like my dad, when he told me my dog, Puddles, had been "discovered" 123 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,598 and was moving to Hollywood. 124 00:04:57,516 --> 00:05:00,895 I watched 88 dog films over the course of 13 years 125 00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:03,481 till one day my dad finally admitted 126 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:05,590 that Puddles had to be put to sleep 127 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:06,968 -when he bit our neighbor. -[sighs] 128 00:05:07,026 --> 00:05:10,488 But what no one knows is that I told Puddles to bite that prick. 129 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,572 Why would you do that? 130 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:14,909 His backyard was filled with my baseballs that he refused to throw back over. 131 00:05:14,992 --> 00:05:19,121 So yeah, you're right, I said, "Puddles, attack," and he did, hard. 132 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:22,041 It was really bad, and I carry that guilt every day. 133 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:26,921 He was a really good boy. You would have loved him. 134 00:05:27,004 --> 00:05:30,508 And I'm not lying and sending Blake to Hollywood. 135 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,927 I won't do that, sir. 136 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:35,304 Uh, Grant, how long have you been on call? 137 00:05:35,388 --> 00:05:36,973 Thirty-four hours. 138 00:05:37,056 --> 00:05:40,101 -I think you should get some sleep. -[sobbing] I'm so tired, dude. 139 00:05:40,184 --> 00:05:44,397 I think it's safe to say that's too much. Why don't you just go lie down? 140 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:48,484 Okay, this is a safe space. No wrong answers, just honesty. 141 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:52,822 And let's remember to use the "when you… I feel" sentence structure. 142 00:05:52,905 --> 00:05:56,158 When you aren't even married, I feel like you can't tell us what to do. 143 00:05:56,242 --> 00:05:57,952 -Turk. -What? She said, "Be honest." 144 00:05:58,577 --> 00:06:00,246 Mmm. Carla, go ahead. 145 00:06:00,871 --> 00:06:06,085 Turk, when you don't help me around the house, I feel exhausted. 146 00:06:06,168 --> 00:06:07,461 We're all tired, babe. 147 00:06:07,545 --> 00:06:10,589 And I feel like never having sex with you again. 148 00:06:11,298 --> 00:06:12,550 Doctor. 149 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,510 I don't get it. Chore play? 150 00:06:14,593 --> 00:06:18,055 Chore play. It's basically foreplay, but with chores. 151 00:06:18,139 --> 00:06:19,890 -Mmm. -Dr. Sherman seems to think 152 00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:23,102 that Carla will get in the mood if I take things off of her plate. 153 00:06:23,185 --> 00:06:25,438 So basically I gotta take out the trash if I wanna smash. 154 00:06:25,521 --> 00:06:27,106 -Mmm. -I gotta mop the floor 155 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:29,275 -if I wanna drop them drawers. -Mmm. 156 00:06:29,358 --> 00:06:33,446 I gotta put the dishes on the rack if I wanna hit it from the back. 157 00:06:33,529 --> 00:06:36,198 -[laughs] You're on fire. -Yeah. 158 00:06:36,282 --> 00:06:40,161 You better set the dryer to spin if you're trying to go in. 159 00:06:40,244 --> 00:06:42,163 -J.D., that's my wife. -Oh. My bad. 160 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:45,708 So, Audrey, I see you've been experiencing chronic pain. 161 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:48,294 All the doctors I've seen said it's just bad cramps, 162 00:06:48,377 --> 00:06:50,504 but now I feel pain in my chest and my stomach. 163 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:52,882 And it says you've also had bladder and bowel discomfort. 164 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:54,967 -Can you believe I'm single? -[laughs] 165 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,594 Oh, and my wrist is killing me. 166 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:59,346 Well, seven years of chronic pain with no answers is too long. 167 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:02,141 So starting now, you are my only priority. 168 00:07:02,224 --> 00:07:04,101 Dr. Reid, Dr. Dorian told me to take over 169 00:07:04,185 --> 00:07:06,353 'cause you have romantic "bidness" to tend to. 170 00:07:06,437 --> 00:07:07,480 -His words. -Tosh! 171 00:07:07,563 --> 00:07:10,316 Audrey, I promise you the only romantic "bidness" I have 172 00:07:10,399 --> 00:07:11,859 is with your debilitating pain. 173 00:07:11,942 --> 00:07:15,571 I am going to wine-and-dine it, take it home with me, throw it on my desk, 174 00:07:15,654 --> 00:07:16,989 and work it all night long. 175 00:07:18,491 --> 00:07:20,781 Yep, too far. Dr. Tosh, could you just run these tests, please? 176 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:21,827 Yeah. 177 00:07:21,911 --> 00:07:25,111 [Turk] Those are the details. It's now on you. What's our first course of action? 178 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:28,000 Well, every case is unique, but I think I have a path through. 179 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:30,874 You don't want to have to do the dishes every time you're trying to get some. 180 00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:34,048 My hands are my life, and I'm not risking my hands for sex. 181 00:07:34,131 --> 00:07:36,842 But you can't ignore her needs because that makes you a jerk. 182 00:07:36,926 --> 00:07:38,761 True that. True that. I'm a nice guy. Go on. 183 00:07:38,844 --> 00:07:40,050 You're gonna do all the chores. 184 00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:42,556 -Get the hell out of my OR. -He said get the hell out. 185 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,518 Mimi, please. I'm-I'm good. Thank you. 186 00:07:45,601 --> 00:07:49,355 You're gonna do all the chores, but you're gonna do a terrible job, right? 187 00:07:49,438 --> 00:07:52,316 You get credit for the effort, but you never have to do them again 188 00:07:52,399 --> 00:07:55,236 'cause Carla won't want to have to redo all your sloppy work. 189 00:07:55,319 --> 00:07:59,573 It's called weaponized incompetence. It's a thinking man's gaslighting. 190 00:08:00,407 --> 00:08:04,286 Mimi, I'm gonna need another 15 minutes to scrub back in because this is happening. 191 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:05,454 Come here. 192 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,289 Fifteen minutes! 193 00:08:07,373 --> 00:08:09,333 Mimi, use the intercom. 194 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:10,417 [chuckles] 195 00:08:11,877 --> 00:08:13,420 Fifteen minutes! 196 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:17,675 Hey, you paged me? 197 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,093 I have something to say to you. 198 00:08:19,176 --> 00:08:20,344 Tell him he runs weird. 199 00:08:20,427 --> 00:08:23,639 You don't give up on people. You help them achieve their goals. 200 00:08:23,722 --> 00:08:28,686 Look, I called in a favor with Dr. Turk and asked him to take Blake under his wing 201 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,685 so he can get the surgical skills he needs for that cardiology fellowship. 202 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:32,982 That's great. 203 00:08:33,065 --> 00:08:35,401 Maybe I'm wrong about Blake. I can admit my flaws. 204 00:08:35,484 --> 00:08:36,485 Like how you run weird? 205 00:08:36,569 --> 00:08:38,863 -What? -Nothing. You're dismissed. 206 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:43,659 No running, please. Not like that. 207 00:08:43,742 --> 00:08:45,619 So how have you been? How's your family? 208 00:08:45,703 --> 00:08:46,787 Great. My mom's dead. 209 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,289 Hey, my mom's dead too. 210 00:08:48,372 --> 00:08:51,375 I feel a little weird spying on your ex-wife and her ex-boyfriend. 211 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:54,962 It's not half as weird as your parrot watching us have sex last night. 212 00:08:55,045 --> 00:08:57,502 And yet somebody really stepped up their performance, didn't he? 213 00:08:57,506 --> 00:09:00,176 Well, he kept chanting, "Go, go, go." 214 00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:02,303 -Yeah, 'cause he wanted you to leave. -Oh. 215 00:09:02,386 --> 00:09:05,639 Elliot, I feel like it was fate that I ran into J.D. 216 00:09:05,723 --> 00:09:07,683 because I've never stopped thinking about you. 217 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:11,061 Very cool. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool. 218 00:09:11,729 --> 00:09:13,480 -Oh! Ah! Okay. -I'm so sorry. 219 00:09:13,564 --> 00:09:16,025 -Did I burn you? Well, I mean… -No, you did not burn me. 220 00:09:16,108 --> 00:09:17,484 -How's it going? -Great. 221 00:09:17,568 --> 00:09:19,149 I wouldn't say that. I think she just tried 222 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:20,609 to wipe up that coffee with her hair. 223 00:09:20,613 --> 00:09:22,740 [Carla] Oh, it's great to see Elliot like this again. 224 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,983 This is how she gets when she's all up in her feelings. 225 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:26,865 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed and I'm so sorry. 226 00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:30,581 Hey, um, will you go to dinner with me tonight? 227 00:09:31,415 --> 00:09:36,503 I will definitely let you know about that because I gotta get back to work… 228 00:09:36,587 --> 00:09:37,755 -Oh. -…to that patient. 229 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,340 Thank you for the coffee. 230 00:09:41,675 --> 00:09:44,261 -Oh, God, let me help. I'll get that. -Oh, no. I got it, Sean. 231 00:09:44,345 --> 00:09:45,554 -Oh! -Ow! 232 00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:48,182 -I'm just gonna… -That's a lot of tissues there. 233 00:09:48,265 --> 00:09:49,433 Ow! 234 00:09:50,476 --> 00:09:53,229 Uh, if it's easier, just leave the purse and I'll bring it to dinner. 235 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:55,060 -I'm happy to do that. -I said I got it, Sean. 236 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:57,107 -Okay. -Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 237 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,030 -Thanks, bye. -Yeah. 238 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:06,992 She's so happy. 239 00:10:07,076 --> 00:10:08,869 -They have such chemistry. -I know. 240 00:10:08,953 --> 00:10:09,954 What? 241 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:16,168 Hey, J.D., I just want to thank you for bringing Elliot back into my life. 242 00:10:16,252 --> 00:10:17,378 Happy to. 243 00:10:17,461 --> 00:10:19,046 Oh, uh… 244 00:10:19,129 --> 00:10:21,489 Ugh. You were going for a handshake, not a hug, weren't you? 245 00:10:21,507 --> 00:10:25,469 Well, I was, but now that we're here, are you screwing with me, man? 246 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:27,263 -What? -Come on, J.D. 247 00:10:27,346 --> 00:10:28,802 Every time Elliot and I get together, 248 00:10:28,806 --> 00:10:30,220 you get jealous and end up wanting her back. 249 00:10:30,224 --> 00:10:34,728 Wow, paranoid much? That only happened, like, three times, Sean. 250 00:10:34,812 --> 00:10:35,854 Come on, J.D. 251 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,098 Do you... Do you still have feelings for Elliot or not? 252 00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:40,150 It's Lillian. She had a little fall. 253 00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:44,446 Oh, thank God. That I'm able to help a sick woman, Sean, 254 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:45,531 who needs me. 255 00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:49,493 Ugh, don't scare us like that, Lillian. 256 00:10:49,576 --> 00:10:52,705 -Can we do anything for you? -I'd love a martini, two olives. 257 00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:54,915 -Oh, Lillian. -I'm kidding. 258 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,083 Just a cigarette. 259 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:59,670 Well, it's happy hour somewhere. Why don't we put a double in your IV? 260 00:10:59,753 --> 00:11:02,464 -I'm sorry, dude, that's just not funny. -Oh. 261 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:06,093 Okay. Well, she's stable, but I'm worried about her mental acuity. 262 00:11:06,176 --> 00:11:07,803 That joke is hilarious. 263 00:11:07,886 --> 00:11:09,646 Thank goodness she's okay. I love that woman. 264 00:11:09,722 --> 00:11:12,057 I'm worried she's getting more and more deconditioned. 265 00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:14,226 Reach out to her family, just in case. 266 00:11:14,727 --> 00:11:16,807 [J.D.] No matter what type of relationship you're in, 267 00:11:16,854 --> 00:11:20,024 if you care about someone, there's a good chance you'll get hurt. 268 00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:22,359 Baby, thank you so much for cleaning. 269 00:11:22,443 --> 00:11:24,361 I've been so tired. 270 00:11:24,445 --> 00:11:26,530 [J.D.] Sometimes they let you down. 271 00:11:26,613 --> 00:11:29,533 [Turk on phone] I made the bed. I folded the laundry. 272 00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:31,577 And did you see how I organized the closet? 273 00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:35,122 [groans] 274 00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:37,333 She totally got Indiana Jones-ed by the yoga ball. 275 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,656 -[Blake] Yes, she did. -[laughs] 276 00:11:39,626 --> 00:11:41,962 [J.D.] And sometimes they refuse to even let you in. 277 00:11:42,046 --> 00:11:43,339 Elliot. 278 00:11:43,422 --> 00:11:44,965 Wow, you look… 279 00:11:45,049 --> 00:11:46,050 Comfortable. 280 00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,134 Oh, um… 281 00:11:48,385 --> 00:11:49,511 Please, yeah. 282 00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:51,055 [Elliot sighs] 283 00:11:51,638 --> 00:11:53,474 [lisping] Listen, Sean… Sorry. 284 00:11:53,557 --> 00:11:54,600 Um… 285 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,061 Mouth guard. I'm a night grinder now. 286 00:11:57,144 --> 00:11:58,145 Oh, it's okay. 287 00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:01,607 I-I use a sleep apnea machine now because I die three times every night. 288 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:04,485 Which wouldn't be so bad if I were lying next to you. 289 00:12:04,568 --> 00:12:06,236 -That's so sweet. -Well… 290 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,197 But I'm sorry. You have to die alone. 291 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:12,368 Um, there's so much more that I want to do in my career. 292 00:12:12,451 --> 00:12:16,580 And maybe I didn't get to do it because I was always in some messy relationship. 293 00:12:16,663 --> 00:12:21,960 And now I'm in a place finally where I can focus on myself and my needs. 294 00:12:23,128 --> 00:12:25,881 And this is not what I need right now. 295 00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:26,965 I'm really sorry. 296 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:36,141 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! What a rush. -Yeah, you and me both. 297 00:12:36,225 --> 00:12:37,935 -Give me some. [grunts, laughs] -Come on. 298 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,520 -Yeah. -Yeah. 299 00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:43,273 And that is how you do it. Mentorship. Pass it on. 300 00:12:43,857 --> 00:12:46,068 J.D., that boy sucks. 301 00:12:46,151 --> 00:12:47,236 What? 302 00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:49,613 He's so happy. Look at him. He's Crip walking. 303 00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:53,575 I'm telling you, J.D., Blake has what we call in the business "ham hands." 304 00:12:53,659 --> 00:12:55,119 Ham hands. 305 00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:57,913 All right, I'm going in. Nurse, scalpel. 306 00:12:57,996 --> 00:12:59,790 Scalpel. Turk, bread. 307 00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:01,250 Hmm! 308 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,377 -[whirring] -No. 309 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,629 [screaming] 310 00:13:05,712 --> 00:13:08,465 Mmm. Honey "Blaked" Ham. 311 00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:12,905 [J.D.] But what hurts the most is when you realize you have to hurt someone else. 312 00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:15,157 Oh, man. Now he's twerking. 313 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,467 Audrey, so sorry. We still don't have any answers for you, 314 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,761 -but... -It's all good. This is how it goes. 315 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,638 Well, I'm gonna hit it. [sighs] 316 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,390 Uh, can I just take this IV home with me, 317 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,267 or is it like a grocery cart situation where the wheels lock up? 318 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,723 I know you've heard this all before, 319 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,475 but I spent the night going over your history. 320 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,148 -There's one more test I want to run. -I don't know. 321 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,318 Wait, Dr. Reid is one of the best doctors in this hospital. 322 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,403 Let her cook. 323 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,739 Babe. Baby. 324 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,074 Reel me in. 325 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,659 -[imitates whipping] -Oh! 326 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,703 -[imitates whirring] -Oh, no. Oh! Oh! 327 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,622 You see that? You see that? 328 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,706 [both laughing] 329 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,000 Catch and release. 330 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,256 Ooh, somebody had herself some marital relations. 331 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,633 He cleaned the whole house by himself. 332 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,386 It was a terrible job, but he tried. 333 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,804 [Mimi] Mm-hmm. 334 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,307 -You made a noise. -No, I didn't. Mmm. 335 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,059 -There it is. -I heard it. Spill. 336 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,770 No. Dr. Turk is my boss, 337 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,815 and if there's one thing that I stand on, it's loyalty. 338 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,567 Mimi, nurse's code. 339 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,818 Mmm… 340 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,736 Latina code. 341 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,402 He's screwing up the chores on purpose so you'll never ask him to do it again. 342 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,283 It's called weaponized incompetence. 343 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,120 I'm a snitch. 344 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,707 Hey, man, when I asked you to coffee, I really thought I'd be paying, 345 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,542 but I always forget my wallet in my locker. 346 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,044 Man, it's no problem. I was happy to buy, right? 347 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,839 The way you and J.D. have supported me has been incredible. 348 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,175 You know what would be even more incredible? 349 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,594 Not supporting you. 350 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,304 What? 351 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,306 Okay, J.D. won't tell you this, but I will. 352 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,476 You are not cut out for interventional cardiology. 353 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,313 There, I said it. It's no biggie. Now you can pivot. 354 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,316 How about a "you're welcome" fist bump? 355 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,138 You know, when I was taking care of my mom as she was dying… 356 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,742 -Oh, no. -…I got an extra five years with her 357 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,827 because of the cardiologist who treated her. 358 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,954 It's the reason I got into medicine. 359 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,083 You know, I told her I was going to go into cardiology to honor her, 360 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,837 and now that's not even going to happen. 361 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,009 Look what I found. 362 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,261 There you are. 363 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,805 So, how was your date? 364 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,933 Amazing. We had crazy sex in a Waymo. 365 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,019 What? I told you that was my fantasy. Did you pretend to be locked in? 366 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,022 No, I didn't go, J.D. I stayed home and worked on my patient case. 367 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,150 And I'm glad I did. Come watch. You're gonna want to publish this. 368 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,447 -Babe, what are you doing? -What? 369 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,157 That's my autographed Dream Team jersey, 370 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,447 and you're getting your skin oils and flakes all over it. 371 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,744 -This? -Yeah. 372 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,330 Oh, I got my scrubs dirty, so I borrowed it. 373 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,933 -Is that a problem? -Yeah. Take it off. 374 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,042 I'm sorry. You know, I must have brain damage 375 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,127 from getting hit in the head by a yoga ball. 376 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,337 What? 377 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,130 I know what you did, Christopher. 378 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,800 -What are you talking about? -Weaponized incompetence? 379 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,343 Mimi, how could you? 380 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,679 I'm easily swayed. It was on my resume. 381 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,805 You snitch! 382 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,349 Endometriosis. 383 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,810 -What? -It's what's causing all your pain. 384 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,522 It can go undetected for years because it can be really hard to spot on imaging. 385 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,732 -But you found it in my wrist. -Yes. 386 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,486 It's rare, but the tissue can travel from the uterus to other parts of the body. 387 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:29,781 So weirdly, having it in your wrist helped me confirm it with a biopsy 388 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,158 instead of having to send you for exploratory surgery. 389 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:36,288 Literally every doctor I saw told me that pain was just a part of being a woman. 390 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,457 Yeah, well, doctors have been dismissing women's pain for centuries. 391 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,671 Something is happening with this woman's body that I don't understand, 392 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,756 and it doesn't turn me on. 393 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,302 -Diagnosis: Witch. -[gasps] 394 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,429 -Burn her. -I really don't think it's that. 395 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,348 Uh, perhaps this warrants further study. 396 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,017 Hmm, interesting. 397 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,602 Burn her ass too. 398 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,520 It was a simpler time. 399 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,689 Thank you, Dr. Reid. 400 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,442 At least I don't feel insane now. 401 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,195 -Dr. Dorian. I broke Blake's brain. -Mmm? 402 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,531 He's weird sometimes. Just show him his reflection. 403 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,782 Mmm, it's worse than that. 404 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,827 Come on. Come on! 405 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,245 [sighs] 406 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,330 Hey. 407 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,334 [sighs] Babe, I'm sorry for what I did. 408 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,254 I just don't know when everything got to be so much work. 409 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,590 -Right? -You know, work is work. 410 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,799 Parenting is work. 411 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,134 And now sex is work. 412 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,387 When you tell me the one thing 413 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,557 that we used to have the most fun doing is just more work, 414 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,767 I feel sad. 415 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,146 -What? -You used the "when you, I feel" statement 416 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,230 from therapy. 417 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,901 -You are listening. -Yeah, I'm listening. I care about us. 418 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:52,113 But if there's a way to get sex without listening, I'm all ears. 419 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,365 -Too soon. -Okay. 420 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,119 See, this is why I was waiting for the right time to talk to Blake. 421 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,497 I'm sorry. I thought you were just being a puss. 422 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,332 I'm not being a puss, Grant. 423 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,793 Every intern here is talented enough 424 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,088 to develop the skills they need to do what they're meant to do. 425 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,548 But not every intern has the will to stick it out. 426 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,592 That's where we come in. 427 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,470 It's our job to make sure they keep going. 428 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,389 -Have you seen Blake? -He's with Lillian. 429 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,632 You better come with me. She's in respiratory distress. 430 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,934 [J.D.] Come on. 431 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,730 She's Do Not Resuscitate and her son's all the way in Europe. 432 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:29,943 [J.D.] There's a feeling doctors all get when they know someone's about to pass. 433 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,361 It's a type of awe. 434 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,031 You're bearing witness to one of life's most sacred moments. 435 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,116 It's okay to go. 436 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,703 Steven? 437 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,372 Actually, it's, uh… 438 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,085 Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh… I'm here. 439 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,713 Oh, honey. 440 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,132 I waited. 441 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,718 I love you. 442 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,848 [sighs] 443 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,266 I love you too, Mom. 444 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,481 You think Blake's considered being an end-of-life physician? 445 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,569 [J.D.] Most doctors get into medicine to help people live. 446 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,739 But sadly, not every patient will. 447 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,284 All we can do is manage their pain, 448 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,161 their fear, 449 00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,455 and the life they still have left. 450 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,623 Blake could be great at palliative care. 451 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,420 You broke him. Maybe this is how you put him back together. 452 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,902 [J.D.] Ever since Sean brought it up, 453 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,760 I've been thinking a lot about how I felt about Elliot. 454 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,011 It was time I told her. 455 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,723 That was an amazing diagnosis. You are an incredible doctor. 456 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,349 Oh, thanks, J.D. 457 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:49,105 I know you said that not being in a relationship is about work, 458 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,316 but I don't think it's that. 459 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:57,363 I think it's scary to think about the possibility of getting hurt again. 460 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,534 I get that more than anyone. I mean, 461 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,497 we're the only people who truly understand how painful our divorce was. 462 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,917 Yeah, I'm not sure I could take it again. 463 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,001 Yeah. 464 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,631 It's just that I think I'm finally happy again. 465 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,178 And I want that for you too. 466 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,225 [J.D.] One of the most important things we do as doctors 467 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,227 is to learn how to manage pain. 468 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,814 Still, there's always a risk. 469 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,691 And no way to avoid pain altogether. 470 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,151 Come out here. 471 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,737 -[Sean] Elliot. -Wait, what? 472 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,532 What are you doing here? And why are you flirting with Toby? 473 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,409 [muffled] I was hitting on her! What the hell, Sean? 474 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,663 ♪ You been robbing yourself for too long ♪ 475 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,332 ♪ Put the past down ♪ 476 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,544 ♪ Let it rest now ♪ 477 00:20:53,615 --> 00:20:55,408 You know, it's just that we work together. 478 00:20:55,491 --> 00:20:57,827 So, it's a lot to also have to go out to dinner after, 479 00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:01,456 especially when all we're allowed to talk about are our feelings. 480 00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:03,583 That must be difficult for you to hear. 481 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,961 It is. 482 00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:10,715 When you don't make time for me, I feel like there might be someone else. 483 00:21:10,798 --> 00:21:13,635 There is. My wife and four kids, man. 484 00:21:13,718 --> 00:21:16,763 Do you see what I mean? Like, where do I fit into any of that? 485 00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:18,097 [Turk] Enough! 486 00:21:18,181 --> 00:21:20,501 You know, he's not even doing the workbook you assigned us. 487 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,226 Doctor.