1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:03,553 [J.D.] I was happy to say that the treatment I'd found for Dr. Cox 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,097 was working and he was finally feeling like himself again. 3 00:00:06,181 --> 00:00:07,724 You're a huge disappointment. 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,560 [J.D.] Breathe so your eyes don't well, and confidence. 5 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:12,806 You can say any mean thing you want to me. 6 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,683 I'm just glad you have the energy to say it. 7 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:16,977 Oldie, half the reason I gave you this job 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:20,021 was so that you'd find someone to drive you as crazy as you drove me. 9 00:00:20,105 --> 00:00:22,107 Hell, Barbie found someone. 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,900 So just modulate the pressure. 11 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:25,819 -Oh! Frick. -Shiggity. 12 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:27,445 Check out, uh, Montel over here. 13 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:31,491 Remember, Dashana, we spin into our gown to stay sterile and stylish. 14 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,076 Five, six, seven, eight. 15 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,494 [Turk scats] 16 00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:35,745 Tens across the board. 17 00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:38,373 -Yours was so much better. -[Turk] Oh. Thank you. 18 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,126 Well, even The Todd has a mentee. 19 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:44,421 Not bad, but a little stiff. 20 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:45,755 You know what's a lot of stiff? 21 00:00:45,839 --> 00:00:48,633 Shh. Not yet. Take it slow. 22 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:51,511 I just haven't had the time to focus on one person. 23 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,806 I'm so swamped. I would need, like, four of me. 24 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:56,891 [J.D.] I know just what we'd do. 25 00:00:56,975 --> 00:00:58,560 In the criminal justice system, 26 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:02,063 the people are represented by two separate, equally important groups. 27 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:04,190 These are their stories. 28 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:07,902 [♪ scatting "The Theme of Law & Order"] 29 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:16,995 Dun dun. 30 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:20,624 Oldie, not connecting with anyone is the surest path 31 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:22,500 to becoming a soulless administrator. 32 00:01:22,584 --> 00:01:27,714 So, you go ahead and find your special someone, but for the love of God, 33 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:31,301 do it before your mentor eggs shrivel up and die inside your body. 34 00:01:34,179 --> 00:01:38,391 [J.D.] Dr. Cox was right. I'm the doctor I am today because of him. 35 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:42,145 I need to take someone under my wing, but who? 36 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,647 Hey, Dr. D, I'd love to get some advice from you, 37 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:47,025 -both personal and professional. -Not now, Dustin. 38 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,279 [J.D.] Grant Summers, the new Chief Resident. 39 00:01:51,363 --> 00:01:53,865 I hadn't really gotten to know him yet, but everyone seemed to love him. 40 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,201 I'm still not totally sold on the nicknames, 41 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,496 but with you, I'm working with Blake Tahoe, Philly Cheese Blake. 42 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:01,331 But you look like a one-man party. 43 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:02,791 I'm going Wake and Blake. 44 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,543 -Asher, do you run? -Not really. 45 00:02:05,627 --> 00:02:07,087 There goes Asher Dasher. 46 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,382 Um, oh! Have you ever exposed yourself on the subway, Asher Flasher? 47 00:02:10,465 --> 00:02:11,925 -I will learn to run. -Sorry, dude. 48 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:15,428 I'm still getting my bearings around here. I don't even know where the bathroom is. 49 00:02:15,512 --> 00:02:17,764 Yesterday, I just peed in a cup and gave it to the lab. 50 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,226 -Turns out I'm pre-diabetic. -[both] Oh. 51 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,811 It's quite the roller coaster. 52 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,188 [J.D.] Here's a guy who needs me. 53 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:28,358 An insecure young leader just trying to make a difference. 54 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:30,235 I see so much of myself in him. 55 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,070 Sometimes in a hospital what's right in-- 56 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,321 Move, Dustin. 57 00:02:33,405 --> 00:02:34,489 [Dustin squeals] 58 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:38,201 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 59 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:41,705 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 60 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:46,501 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 61 00:02:46,651 --> 00:02:48,152 {an8}[J.D.] The icebreaker was simple. 62 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,655 {an8}Grant loves nicknames, and I'm amazing at them. 63 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,991 {an8}What up, G-spot? Missed it. 64 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:55,618 {an8}It's all right, nicknames are hard. Let's just sit in it. 65 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:57,996 {an8}-Here we are. -Hey, Grant, 66 00:02:58,079 --> 00:03:00,665 {an8}why don't you round with me today? I can show you the ropes. 67 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,959 {an8}Round with the Chief of Medicine? It'd be an honor. 68 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:04,669 {an8}The honor would be all mine. 69 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:09,173 {an8}[J.D.] Okay, he let you in. Give his shoulder a mentoring squeeze. 70 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,301 {an8}But man, look at those cheeks. 71 00:03:13,052 --> 00:03:15,305 {an8}-I'm so sorry. -With these bad boys, 72 00:03:15,388 --> 00:03:16,472 {an8}practically asking for it. 73 00:03:16,556 --> 00:03:18,558 {an8}Maybe I should call you the Cheek Resident. 74 00:03:18,641 --> 00:03:20,601 {an8}-Maybe you should let go. Yep. -Yeah, you're probably right. 75 00:03:20,685 --> 00:03:22,812 {an8}-Let's go raw dog some rounds. -Are you okay? 76 00:03:22,895 --> 00:03:24,147 {an8}I'm not sure. 77 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,898 {an8}[♪ "Electric Relaxation" playing] 78 00:03:25,982 --> 00:03:28,443 {an8}Dr. Turk, can I please pick the next song? 79 00:03:28,526 --> 00:03:30,153 {an8}Yeah, as long as it's from my playlist. 80 00:03:30,236 --> 00:03:33,239 {an8}Oh, great. Nothing but songs from before I was born. 81 00:03:33,322 --> 00:03:34,699 {an8}They're called classics. 82 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,368 {an8}You gotta earn the right to DJ in my OR, Dashana. 83 00:03:37,452 --> 00:03:39,579 {an8}Closing. Mimi, I need more light. 84 00:03:39,662 --> 00:03:42,415 {an8}Oh, okay. Let me just cut a hole in the ceiling so I can let in the sun. 85 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:45,084 {an8}Or you can bring your reading glasses like I told you. 86 00:03:45,168 --> 00:03:47,378 {an8}And I told you I only need those glasses 87 00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:49,464 {an8}to read the rules on the back of my scratch-offs. 88 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:52,091 {an8}Hey, I got this. I've been practicing my knots at home. 89 00:03:52,175 --> 00:03:53,384 {an8}Okay, go ahead. 90 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:56,429 {an8}Karate chop, claw, square knot, boom. 91 00:03:57,055 --> 00:03:58,056 {an8}Did she do it right? 92 00:03:58,139 --> 00:04:00,683 {an8}I can't see. I'm blinded by all your lights. 93 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,022 {an8}Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, 94 00:04:06,105 --> 00:04:09,400 {an8}but there's something about the red in that blood and the green in your eyes. 95 00:04:09,484 --> 00:04:11,277 {an8}It makes me want to spend Christmas in London with you. 96 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,570 {an8}Can we go to Hogwarts? 97 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,364 {an8}It doesn't exist, I don't think. But I'll try. I'll do my best. 98 00:04:15,948 --> 00:04:17,950 {an8}-Okay. -Dobby likes you. 99 00:04:18,034 --> 00:04:19,160 {an8}[giggles] Stop. 100 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:21,245 {an8}-Tosh, I think you got enough blood. -Oh. 101 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,331 {an8}[Elliot] Mr. Pataky? 102 00:04:23,414 --> 00:04:25,583 {an8}Thank you, Mr. Pataky. Have some juice. 103 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:29,087 So sorry. I did not mean to do that. It will not happen again. I was distracted. 104 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:30,880 There's always gonna be some boy you're sleeping with 105 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:32,048 that nobody thinks is right for you. 106 00:04:32,131 --> 00:04:34,217 -Wait, what? What? -Wait, what? What? 107 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,760 You're halfway through your intern year, 108 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,720 you have to start thinking about your specialty. 109 00:04:37,804 --> 00:04:39,722 I am. It's just such a big commitment. 110 00:04:39,806 --> 00:04:42,517 It's like how I almost married my high school boyfriend Jeff. 111 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,684 And now he's doing five years 112 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:46,312 for squatting in his grandma's senior living facility. 113 00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:49,357 It's like, what if I pick oncology and oncology is Jeff. 114 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,983 I had a Jeff too. Craig. 115 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:53,027 The dirt bike king of Greenwich, Connecticut. 116 00:04:53,111 --> 00:04:55,655 Oh, my God, we were so in love. And he was so hot. 117 00:04:55,738 --> 00:04:57,615 Until he tried to jump that quarry. 118 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,701 The helmet saved his head, but the rest of him was nowhere to be found. 119 00:05:00,785 --> 00:05:03,496 I guess what I'm trying to say here is let's get your career a helmet. 120 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:04,580 -Mmm? -Mm-hmm. 121 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:06,791 [both gasp] Mr. Pataky. 122 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:07,875 [Elliot] Hey. 123 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:12,171 Ah, the admissions hallway, or as I like to call it, the hall of legends. 124 00:05:12,255 --> 00:05:13,589 Whoa. Check you out. 125 00:05:13,673 --> 00:05:17,218 Oh, that. Sometimes I forget I even did that silly old thing. 126 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,807 That's really, really good… 127 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,891 if I had dead eyes. 128 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:27,687 Where is the twinkle? Did you not learn to paint a twinkle? 129 00:05:28,563 --> 00:05:31,441 None of these have any twinkle. Give me your brush. 130 00:05:31,524 --> 00:05:33,985 I'll do it myself in the bathroom mirror. 131 00:05:35,194 --> 00:05:37,238 Mmm. That is good twinkle. 132 00:05:38,322 --> 00:05:40,783 And is this the evil billionaire who owns this place? 133 00:05:40,867 --> 00:05:43,911 Oh. No, no, no, that's Dr. Cox. He's my old mentor. 134 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:47,415 Yeah, he has microscopic polyangiitis, but he's in full remission. 135 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:49,041 You should see how he looks at me now. 136 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,335 -[Grant chuckles] -Oh. 137 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,963 -Hello, Dr. Cox. That's his morning scowl. -Mmm. 138 00:05:54,046 --> 00:05:55,047 This is Grant. 139 00:05:55,131 --> 00:05:59,218 As his grand mentor, would you like him to call you Grandpop, Pappy, or Pop Pop? 140 00:05:59,302 --> 00:06:00,970 No, I'm not gonna… I'm calling him Dr. Cox. 141 00:06:01,053 --> 00:06:02,138 Pop Pop, it is. 142 00:06:02,221 --> 00:06:03,723 I was just telling Grant you're feeling better. 143 00:06:03,806 --> 00:06:07,518 No, I am indeed, except for this one little side effect. 144 00:06:09,395 --> 00:06:11,397 Your bill is $35,000? 145 00:06:11,481 --> 00:06:13,232 That's per infusion, Oldie. 146 00:06:13,316 --> 00:06:17,236 And seeing as I still have 12 infusions left, I am going to choose death. 147 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,739 And no, you may not come to the funeral. 148 00:06:19,822 --> 00:06:22,200 Grant, you may come. You seem cool. 149 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:26,037 No, we are not fist-bumping bad things. I will figure this out. Just stick around. 150 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,788 Stick around? You understand? 151 00:06:27,872 --> 00:06:31,083 Every time I try to walk out those doors, I get sucked back in 152 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:33,586 like it's some sort of fluorescent-lit purgatory. 153 00:06:33,669 --> 00:06:36,047 Do you ever say one sentence and then stop? 154 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,382 No, he doesn't. And now you've angered him. 155 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,260 Let's walk away or you'll lose your funeral invite and I'm your plus one. 156 00:06:42,929 --> 00:06:46,474 [J.D.] To figure out Dr. Cox's insurance problem, I'd need a little help. 157 00:06:46,557 --> 00:06:50,436 Hey, Francois, does Barbara in admin still have a huge crush on you? 158 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,688 Oh, yes, she does. 159 00:06:52,772 --> 00:06:55,566 -Her gaydar is set to church mode. -Okay, great. 160 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:58,110 I wanna try and appeal Dr. Cox's insurance denial, 161 00:06:58,194 --> 00:07:00,446 and I want you to convince Barbara to expedite it. 162 00:07:00,529 --> 00:07:03,532 Nurse Dubois, you do not have to do anything you don't want to do. 163 00:07:03,616 --> 00:07:05,743 Besides, it's never gonna work. 164 00:07:06,619 --> 00:07:09,205 Oh, baby, it's gonna work. 165 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:12,333 [gasps] Kiss me on the mouth, you beautiful bald bastard. 166 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:13,918 Yo, Babs. 167 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,504 Let me holler at you real quick. 168 00:07:17,797 --> 00:07:21,259 -Hey, girl. -Easy, don't overstraight. 169 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:23,052 [speaks indistinctly] 170 00:07:23,803 --> 00:07:24,971 -[Turk grunts] -Boom! 171 00:07:25,054 --> 00:07:26,472 Don't need glasses to see that one. 172 00:07:26,555 --> 00:07:28,391 What is that about? 173 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:30,017 'Cause I won't wear my glasses in the OR, 174 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,644 this one thinks she's running laps around me. 175 00:07:31,727 --> 00:07:34,730 Just wear your glasses, dude. Father Time comes for all of us. 176 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:39,151 You got some old-ass eyes, boy. 177 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:41,988 Let me guess, my Father Time is Flavor Flav. 178 00:07:42,071 --> 00:07:45,825 False. It was an older white gentleman not wearing a clock around his neck. 179 00:07:49,787 --> 00:07:52,623 Dashana, cover me. I'm about to derail the D-train. 180 00:07:52,707 --> 00:07:53,749 Oh. 181 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:56,836 Okay, I made a list of specialties. 182 00:07:56,919 --> 00:08:00,047 It's super hard to get a fellowship these days, right? 183 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:04,927 But they always need women in dermatology, OB, pediatrics. 184 00:08:05,011 --> 00:08:06,262 Okay, let me stop you right there. 185 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:08,889 I do not want you to feel forced into some female specialty. 186 00:08:08,973 --> 00:08:12,685 I mean, yes, peds is a noble profession, but I take care of enough kids at home. 187 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:14,061 One. 188 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:15,646 You can join the dermo divas. 189 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,566 It's easy money and all the fillers and Botox you could want. 190 00:08:18,649 --> 00:08:20,776 -Oh, wait, slay. -No slay, Tosh. 191 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:22,778 I did Botox once. Do not go down that road. 192 00:08:22,862 --> 00:08:26,699 Try telling a patient, "I'm so sorry your cancer's back," with frozen bitch face. 193 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:28,659 Okay then, no lady stuff. 194 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,162 -Neurology. -You could, but it's boring 195 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:32,872 and you'd be with those guys. 196 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:34,832 -They kind of look like-- -Penises? 197 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:35,916 -Yeah. -Yeah. 198 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,960 Look, Tosh, what are you excited about? 199 00:08:38,044 --> 00:08:42,298 I had an endocrinology case the other day that was really fascinating. 200 00:08:42,381 --> 00:08:44,258 That's great. I loved endo too. 201 00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:46,844 And I'm super tight with the head of the department, Dr. Buckley. 202 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,096 Here, give him a call. 203 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,181 Thank you. 204 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,186 -Cox's insurance denied the appeal. -Damn it. 205 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:58,689 Also, Dubois needs to leave early. Barbara's taking him to P.F. Chang's. 206 00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:01,150 P.F. Chang's? That's the horniest restaurant in town. 207 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:02,902 -I know. -It's okay. 208 00:09:02,985 --> 00:09:05,529 He'll do what needs to be done, and so will we. 209 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,740 Lead and I shall follow, my captain. 210 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:10,618 Dr. Cox and I used to figure out insurance work-arounds all the time. 211 00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:14,372 What's a work-around when insurance refuses to cover someone as an outpatient? 212 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:16,749 We admit him. 213 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:21,295 In here, insurance has to cover the treatment. 214 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:24,507 But Dr. Cox has no reason to be admitted. 215 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:25,800 That's where you come in. 216 00:09:26,926 --> 00:09:29,136 I'm gonna need a favor, Mr. Chief Resident. 217 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,763 Anything for you, boss man. 218 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,348 I need you to admit Dr. Cox. 219 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:33,599 Nope, can't do that. 220 00:09:33,683 --> 00:09:34,767 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 221 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,727 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 222 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:39,146 No, that was a little quick. We're just spitballing. 223 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,566 We're just a mentor and a mentee shooting the S-word, okay? 224 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,360 We're just kind of free flowing. 225 00:09:44,443 --> 00:09:45,861 -It's like jazz. -Okay. 226 00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:47,947 You're the trumpet, I'm the trombone. 227 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,907 -Loosen your shoulders. Shake it out. -All right. 228 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,492 Here comes my trombone thing. Ready? 229 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:54,537 I say something like, "Hey, man, I need you to admit Dr. Cox," 230 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,830 and you hit me with a little… 231 00:09:55,913 --> 00:09:57,707 No, I cannot do that. It's super illegal. 232 00:09:58,874 --> 00:10:03,295 [J.D.] And here it was, the moment I'd do for Grant what Dr. Cox did for me. 233 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,173 Look, Grant, um, 234 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:11,178 I think we all come in here thinking we know what's right and what's wrong. 235 00:10:12,096 --> 00:10:15,391 And then we realize we're working in a completely broken system. 236 00:10:15,474 --> 00:10:19,311 So, if occasionally we have to put ourselves on the line, 237 00:10:20,563 --> 00:10:21,772 we do it. 238 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,567 -Wow. -Yeah. 239 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:26,068 [J.D.] There it is. 240 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:28,779 Now you can touch his shoulder. You've earned it. 241 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:33,284 Not cheek, back to shoulder. Mmm. Shoulder. 242 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:37,371 [Turk] Okay. First one to 20 bananas using a running suture wins. 243 00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:39,790 Forgive me, Father, for what I'm about to do to this intern, 244 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:42,042 for she knows not what she's unleashed. 245 00:10:42,126 --> 00:10:45,254 Don't worry about them glasses, pops. You're gonna feel this win. 246 00:10:45,337 --> 00:10:46,630 Okay. 247 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,882 Mimi, hit it. 248 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:51,010 [melody of "The Final Countdown"] ♪ Ba-na-na-na, ba-na-na-na-na ♪ 249 00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:52,178 Mimi! 250 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:54,263 I meant the phone. 251 00:10:55,097 --> 00:10:56,098 Whatever. 252 00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:58,392 [♪ "The Final Countdown" playing] 253 00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:02,188 Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. 254 00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:04,607 [Turk] Boom. One, easy. Let's go with the next one. 255 00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:07,234 I'ma do it with my eyes closed. 256 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,819 Ooh. 257 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:13,115 [J.D.] Unfortunately, like they say, Father Time comes for everyone. 258 00:11:13,199 --> 00:11:15,409 Your hands looking a little shaky there, pops. 259 00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:17,077 [Turk] Not at all. I need more light. 260 00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:18,996 [Dashana] Boom! Done. 261 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,331 It is my house now. 262 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:21,665 [scats] 263 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,833 What's up, D-train? 264 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,418 Don't need glasses to see that. 265 00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:27,129 Ay, ay, ay, what? Ay, ay… 266 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,007 Asher, quick medical question. 267 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,968 Is this a real question or one of your wonderful moments of whimsy? 268 00:11:33,719 --> 00:11:35,971 I think I'm having an allergic reaction. 269 00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:39,433 -Ah. Whimsy it is. -Oh, no, my throat's closing up. 270 00:11:40,518 --> 00:11:44,021 Dr. Tosh, I'm Dr. Gould, pediatrics. 271 00:11:44,522 --> 00:11:46,273 Have you picked your specialty yet? 272 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,567 Because I think you have the bedside manner 273 00:11:48,651 --> 00:11:50,194 our young patients would appreciate. 274 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,946 -I do? -Mm-hmm. 275 00:11:52,029 --> 00:11:53,072 Oh. 276 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:55,199 Absolutely. Here's my card. 277 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,326 Ah. Thank you, Dr. Gould, but unfortunately, 278 00:11:57,409 --> 00:11:59,870 Dr. Tosh is very passionate about endocrinology. 279 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:01,956 Yeah, I'm really into glands. 280 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:03,290 Children have glands. 281 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,085 -I like 'em big. -Huge. 282 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:07,753 Thanks anyway. 283 00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:10,256 I have a mentee now. Grant. 284 00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:14,718 We're like two cool jazz cats, jazzing some riffs together. 285 00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:18,514 I don't know. Everything I know about jazz I learned from watching La La Land. 286 00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:22,560 Oh. I get it. I feel like I really helped guide Tosh on her path to endocrinology. 287 00:12:22,643 --> 00:12:23,936 Is it a bike path? 288 00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:27,982 What the one-wheeled frick? 289 00:12:28,065 --> 00:12:31,277 Dr. Dorian, a moment. Grant Summers has reported you. 290 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,654 He says you tried to jeopardize his career. 291 00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:35,281 -What? -Grant Summers has-- 292 00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:37,741 No, I heard you. I just can't believe it. 293 00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,744 I never should have trusted those cheeks. 294 00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:45,200 You went to Sibby and told on me? You could've just come to me. 295 00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:46,785 First of all, hello. 296 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:49,746 Second of all, it's not a big deal. It wasn't about you. 297 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,915 It was more about the insurance fraud you wanted me to commit 298 00:12:51,999 --> 00:12:54,042 under the guise of some kind of jazz improv. 299 00:12:54,126 --> 00:12:55,669 I think you're oversimplifying this. 300 00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:58,630 Dr. Cox is one of the most important people in my life. 301 00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:00,841 I totally hear you, okay? 302 00:13:00,924 --> 00:13:03,552 And maybe that's how they did things in the 1980s 303 00:13:03,635 --> 00:13:06,305 when everyone was doing blow off of each other's Trans Ams. 304 00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:10,684 Maybe I should tank my career for a friend of yours 305 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,477 who seems to hate you. 306 00:13:13,437 --> 00:13:14,771 He doesn't hate me. 307 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:17,816 That's just how he is on the outside. I have been inside of him. 308 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,156 Why does the pediatric ward at every hospital look like Satan's playhouse? 309 00:13:24,239 --> 00:13:26,783 Mm-hmm. I do not go in there without my Bible. 310 00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:29,077 Oh, my God. 311 00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:31,330 [♪ suspenseful music plays] 312 00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:33,999 [child coughs] 313 00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:38,503 [blares] 314 00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:40,422 [screeching violins] 315 00:13:40,505 --> 00:13:44,384 -[music stops] -Angie, get that hair out of your face. 316 00:13:45,844 --> 00:13:48,138 Oh. Dr. Reid, what brings you in? 317 00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:52,225 I asked you nicely to back off Dr. Tosh. She's got bigger plans than peds. 318 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,479 So you think helping sick kids is beneath her? 319 00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:57,397 Oh. Take off your halo, Steffie. 320 00:13:57,481 --> 00:13:59,358 Look, Dr. Tosh is young and insecure, 321 00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:02,611 and she's swayed by anyone who shows her even the slightest bit of attention, 322 00:14:02,694 --> 00:14:04,071 whether it's her boyfriend or you. 323 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:06,156 Good to know that's what you think of me. 324 00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:07,240 Frick on a stick! 325 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,619 Sam, I'm not trying to be harsh, but these fellowships are incredibly competitive, 326 00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:13,163 -and you cannot get distracted. -I'm not distracted. 327 00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:15,207 I'm just not sure I wanna do what you want me to do. 328 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,459 I'm just trying stuff out. 329 00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,127 Trying stuff out? 330 00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:21,254 This isn't college where you have a couple glasses of wine 331 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,798 and kiss someone with a bajingo. Grow up. 332 00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:25,050 Me grow up? Say "vagina." 333 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,469 [scoffs] There are children here. 334 00:14:27,552 --> 00:14:32,224 Actually, we do encourage the children to use the correct anatomical terms. 335 00:14:32,307 --> 00:14:33,809 Well, this is a madhouse. 336 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,270 [J.D.] There he is. 337 00:14:37,771 --> 00:14:42,234 As chief, I had to do the mature thing. Let Grant know he was dead to me. 338 00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:43,735 Oh. Hey, Blake. 339 00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:47,030 Uh, I've been thinking, I'd really like to mentor you. 340 00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:50,200 Oh. Wow. Uh, I'm so flattered. 341 00:14:50,283 --> 00:14:53,995 But you know, what we have is working for me. I'd hate to screw that up. 342 00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:57,124 Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, last week when we were intubating that guy, 343 00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,708 I thought we really connected. 344 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,044 I… I know you felt that too. 345 00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:05,298 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we had fun, but, uh, that's all that was. 346 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,383 Oh. 347 00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:09,511 Hey, you're gonna make some intern really happy someday. 348 00:15:11,346 --> 00:15:14,057 [J.D.] I think I just got friend-zoned by an intern. 349 00:15:14,141 --> 00:15:15,934 Well, at least Grant didn't see it. 350 00:15:16,017 --> 00:15:17,018 Flip! 351 00:15:20,313 --> 00:15:23,400 -[clicks tongue] Sup. -Barbie, I don't want to be bothered. 352 00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:26,945 I get why you left. This whole generation of interns is impossible, right? 353 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:28,989 Here's what we're going to do. 354 00:15:29,072 --> 00:15:32,325 You're gonna go ahead and tell me your problem, and if I can solve it, 355 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,411 maybe I'll finally be able to cross over. 356 00:15:34,995 --> 00:15:36,538 I have tried so hard to help Tosh. 357 00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:39,332 She's not taking any advice, now she's gonna blow her whole future. 358 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,877 I'm gonna go ahead and stop you right there. 359 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:47,007 Because this isn't about Tosh's future. This is about your past. 360 00:15:49,176 --> 00:15:50,844 Oh, damn it. 361 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:54,014 Nothing. God didn't take me. 362 00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:55,682 What do you mean, my past? 363 00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:56,766 Oh, come on, Barbie, 364 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,935 you were the most ambitious intern in this whole place 365 00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,354 until you and J.D. started doing that whole… 366 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:05,400 "Will they? Won't they? Will they? Won't they? Can't they please just stop? 367 00:16:05,484 --> 00:16:08,278 Oh, no, they're getting married and I have to go to it." 368 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,071 …thing. 369 00:16:10,155 --> 00:16:11,156 It's all about you. 370 00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:14,117 And what you feel you didn't accomplish in your own life. 371 00:16:16,036 --> 00:16:19,498 You really think I was the most ambitious? Thank you. 372 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,542 What did I ever do to you? 373 00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:24,461 Dear God. 374 00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:28,548 Yo, Dr. Turk, I got my playlist locked and loaded for surgery. 375 00:16:28,632 --> 00:16:30,800 But I'm just not sure how to thumbtack it to the wall, though. 376 00:16:30,884 --> 00:16:34,429 You beat me suturing bananas. You shouldn't gloat about that. 377 00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:36,473 Okay, so you can gloat, 378 00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:39,601 but because I'm a woman, I'm not allowed to champion myself? 379 00:16:40,393 --> 00:16:42,395 Here are the things you gloated about today. 380 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,897 -How shiny your head is. -Mm-hmm. 381 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:46,316 How perfectly you parallel parked your car. 382 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:48,860 How you braided all your daughters' hair in under ten minutes. 383 00:16:48,944 --> 00:16:50,320 Impossible, by the way. 384 00:16:50,403 --> 00:16:52,030 Dashana, you're tripping, okay? 385 00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:54,783 'Cause I've earned the right to gloat after all my years working here. 386 00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,284 I didn't gloat when I was your level. 387 00:16:56,368 --> 00:16:58,328 Please, God, let this be my final test. 388 00:16:58,828 --> 00:16:59,871 Dashana. 389 00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:03,458 It turns out that you are not in fact tripping. 390 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,834 Thank you. 391 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,462 -That's what an ally looks like. -[Turk] Ha. 392 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,756 You seriously think that you never gloated? 393 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,718 For the love of God, you used to run around this place 394 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:17,179 telling everybody they were going to name the hospital after you. 395 00:17:17,263 --> 00:17:21,892 And I'm sorry, but is this the Turk Whatever-your-last-name-is Wing? 396 00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:23,102 Turk is my last name. 397 00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:26,314 You'd damn sure never know it 'cause it's not written on any of the walls. 398 00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:28,816 Come on, you aren't really worried that she's better than you. 399 00:17:28,899 --> 00:17:30,526 Hell, you're at the peak of your skills. 400 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,403 You're damn right I'm at the peak of my skills. 401 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,031 Of course, once you reach your peak, 402 00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:37,617 there's really only one way to go, isn't there? 403 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,245 Like all surgeons, your whole life has been this place. 404 00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:45,333 You have no hobbies. Your children will soon be grown and gone. 405 00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:48,878 You have put everything into this career. 406 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:53,883 And you're afraid now that when it finally is all over, 407 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:57,303 you won't know who you are without it. 408 00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:00,890 Right. What do I do? 409 00:18:01,474 --> 00:18:04,268 You don't realize it yet, but when you get to where I am, 410 00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:09,357 you will see it was never about your best cases or your worst ones. 411 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,485 Hell, your patients will largely be a blur. 412 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,154 The one thing you will remember 413 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:20,326 is the work you put in turning these annoying, pain-in-the-ass kids 414 00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:22,286 into real doctors. 415 00:18:23,954 --> 00:18:25,581 No matter how hard they make it. 416 00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:26,999 Thank you. 417 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,584 Wasn't talking to you. 418 00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:32,296 ♪ The bells begin to chime ♪ 419 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,007 ♪ "Time," she says ♪ 420 00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:38,094 ♪ "There's no turning back ♪ 421 00:18:38,177 --> 00:18:40,596 ♪ Keep your eyes on the tracks" ♪ 422 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,265 ♪ Through the fields… ♪ 423 00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:46,394 [J.D.] So, yeah, Grant pissed me off, 424 00:18:46,477 --> 00:18:50,564 but I had forgotten the most important thing about my relationship with Dr. Cox. 425 00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:52,817 I annoyed the hell out of him too. 426 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,903 What's the plan today? Stealing a wish from a sick kid for your golf buddy? 427 00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:58,531 For the record, Dr. Cox is not my golf buddy. 428 00:18:58,614 --> 00:19:00,408 He prefers full-size golf. 429 00:19:00,491 --> 00:19:02,493 I like to Skee-Ball after a few rounds. 430 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,829 -Right. -But I still had to teach him 431 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:07,456 and hope I could help make him into a great doctor. 432 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,291 -Come on and round with me. -Really? 433 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,376 Yes. 434 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,504 You're not going to touch my cheeks again, are you? 435 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,005 I can't make any promises. 436 00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:18,843 [J.D.] Sometimes as a mentor, you think you're there to give guidance. 437 00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:22,722 I was just frustrated because It's too late for me, 438 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,890 and I didn't want that to happen to you. 439 00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:27,810 But you were actually the one who needed a little inspiration. 440 00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:31,522 Too late? It is so not too late for you. 441 00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:33,649 -You don't think so? -No. 442 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,693 You could do whatever you want. 443 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:40,156 You could write a book or a medical podcast. You love talking. 444 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:42,616 Oh, my God, you're right. I could do anything. 445 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:46,537 Podcast title: Get "Welliot" with Elliot, huh? 446 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,414 Yeah, we'll keep thinking on that, mama. 447 00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:51,208 In the end, the best mentors know that one day it'll be your turn. 448 00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:52,293 [♪ rap music plays] 449 00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:55,087 You okay? It's a little faster than your cat-in-the-hat rhymes, huh? 450 00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:56,255 Enjoy your little victory. 451 00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,132 One day it'll be your playlist on the wall. 452 00:19:58,215 --> 00:20:00,760 Until then, let me show you how to do the Aberdeen knot. 453 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:05,931 And when you do find the right mentor, you hold on to them for a lifetime. 454 00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:07,141 I'm going to admit you. 455 00:20:07,224 --> 00:20:10,102 I know I don't have any legit reason, but it's the only way to get you covered. 456 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,520 Absolutely not. 457 00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:12,772 The board will have your ass, 458 00:20:12,855 --> 00:20:15,065 and I did not give you this job so you could lose it. 459 00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:17,151 This is what you taught me to do. 460 00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:19,779 And you used to protect me from the fallout. 461 00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:23,908 Well, now it is my turn to protect you. You have passed the baton. 462 00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:26,118 And I wish I had the baton so I could beat you with it. 463 00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,453 Get in the chair. 464 00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:29,121 -No. -Dubois. 465 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,707 Get your ass in the damn chair. 466 00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:38,923 ♪ Oh, time will tell We always knew ♪ 467 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:49,916 Gentlemen, imagine what we could accomplish if we all work together. 468 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,126 {an8}We could cure a rare disease. 469 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,170 {an8}Treat four times as many patients. 470 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,464 {an8}I think I may have a better idea. 471 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,300 {an8}-How about a hug? -Drop dead. 472 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,594 {an8}-Can I have a hug? -Buzz off. 473 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,388 {an8}-I'd love a hug. -Not a chance. 474 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,181 {an8}Don't forget about me. 475 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,891 {an8}No! 476 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,646 {an8}Did somebody have a bad dream? 477 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,274 {an8}[J.D. thuds] 478 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,778 {an8}Let the other three know there's more where that came from.