1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:05,005 I haven't had sex since my divorce, 2 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,883 and I'm pleased to report, I still like it. 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,556 That was an amazing night. You screamed a lot. 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,726 I was just so proud of us, and I've always been a loud lover. 5 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,853 Runs in my family. My dad was a screamer. 6 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:23,982 I don't mean to kink shame, but why were you grabbing your own butt so much? 7 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:27,486 Oh, full disclosure, I was having some real bad cramps back there, 8 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,989 but maybe next time our foreplay could include a little light stretching. 9 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,991 Oh, you nasty. 10 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,787 I'm gonna make you some coffee. I know just how you like it. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,539 Flat, white. 12 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,301 ♪ It was a beautiful day ♪ 13 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,888 ♪ The sun beat down ♪ 14 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,933 ♪ I had the radio on, I was drivin' ♪ 15 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,685 Jackass! 16 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,063 ♪ Trees went by ♪ 17 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,524 ♪ Me and Del were singing ♪ 18 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:10,112 ♪ "Little Runaway," I was flyin' ♪ 19 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,408 ♪ Yeah, runnin' down a dream ♪ 20 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,954 Good morning, everyone. What a beautiful day to be alive! 21 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:24,585 As I was saying, that bus was going pretty fast, 22 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,920 and I am so sorry for your loss. 23 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:32,593 All right, team, our next patient tested positive for "tapping dat ass." 24 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,970 It happened. I had sex. 25 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,889 - Time of smash? - 11:30 p.m., again at 7 a.m. 26 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:41,727 And there was a little sleepy rubbing somewhere in the vicinity of 2:00. 27 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,938 Twice and a sleepy rub? My man. 28 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,148 I gotta get back. 29 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,692 I think I can convince her to do it with me one last time. 30 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,569 - Hey, pre-five? - It would save me a trip. 31 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:56,116 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 32 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:59,119 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 33 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,499 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 34 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,669 - What floor? - Three, please. 35 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,380 That's also the number of times I had sex last night. 36 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,342 Yeah, J.D.! 37 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:16,678 Uh, three, please, but not for any sexual reason. 38 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,055 - Dude. - What? 39 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,057 Charlie is amazing. 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,184 I honestly think I'm starting to fall for her. 41 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,186 - Please say you didn't tell her that. - Of course not. 42 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,773 I hired Joey Fatone on Cameo to tell her that. Check it. 43 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,775 Hey, what's up, Charlie? Joey Fatone. 44 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:34,321 I heard that you and J.D. are "*NSYNC." 45 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,240 Dude, you always do this with women. 46 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,284 You catch feelings and then you go way too big. 47 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,287 Not always. And I know, I know, I should have sprung for Justin, 48 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,664 but I can't afford Justin 49 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,626 because, spoiler, I got you Lance for our manniversary. 50 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,628 - We said no gifts. - Nobody ever means that. 51 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,048 I wasn't the only one feeling the warm and fuzzies. 52 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,299 Something was in the air. 53 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,094 - Wait, guys, I love fall. - Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,179 We get a month, your people get a whole season. 55 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,889 - Your people? - Basic white bitches. 56 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,516 Mm-hmm. 57 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,810 Why does every leaf I cut look like a penis? 58 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:08,271 I'll admit it, I love pumpkin spice and yelling, "Sweater weather!" 59 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,898 Sweater weather! 60 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,900 - Oh, my God, they're everywhere. - Everywhere. 61 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,403 You guys, fall is the time for rebranding yourself. 62 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,113 In middle school, I changed my name to Raven. 63 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,157 In high school, I dabbled in radical environmentalism. 64 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,535 In college, above-the-belt lesbian. 65 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,454 If you only touching blouse, get out my house. 66 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,999 I feel like I've overshared a little bit now, which is so Old Tosh of me, 67 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,084 and I'm not her anymore. 68 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,295 New Tosh is locked in and decisive. 69 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,006 Yeah, wait, no. Wait, yes, decisive. 70 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,759 Well, I am the same old Asher but more distinguished. 71 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,845 - You look like a pirate. - Arr! 72 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,346 Sweater weather! 73 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:45,183 Oh, no. Did I miss it? I was firing someone. 74 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,937 Anyway, rumor has it that there's a new couple in our midst. 75 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,691 Whoever you are, don't be afraid to come forward. 76 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,235 We celebrate love here. 77 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,820 As long as it's formally disclosed 78 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,448 and you both sign this consensual-relationship agreement form. 79 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:03,034 And remember, snitches get gift certificates. 80 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,746 If it's P.F. Chang's, I'm turning y'all in. 81 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,460 I didn't love that Dr. Cox was back here due to his autoimmune illness, 82 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,337 but I did love that he was forced to spend time with me. 83 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,590 Judging by that delicate flush you've got going, 84 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,342 I'm guessing some young woman got unlucky last night. 85 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,595 You know, they say it's like riding a bike, 86 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:25,140 but I've never worried if a bike enjoyed itself enough to let me ride it again. 87 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,893 Thank you for ruining bikes and sex in one horrific sentence. 88 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:28,977 Please proceed. 89 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:34,191 Okay, let's see, your myalgias and cough are gone, and the neuritis is better. 90 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,734 I did that with willpower. 91 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,861 Ah, but your GFRs are so low. 92 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,113 Is this part of your grand plan to get my kidneys to fail 93 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,407 so you can go ahead and give me one of yours? 94 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:47,829 Kidney, lung or testicle. If I've got an extra, your name is on it. 95 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,915 Leave before I rip one of those out of your body. 96 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,041 Okay, bye-bye. 97 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:56,880 When your mentor is also your patient, you take no chances. 98 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,425 I need to assemble a team like the one I admired as a kid. 99 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,135 It's doctoring time. 100 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,347 - Chief of medicine. - Chief of surgery. 101 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:09,518 Not chief of anything, but strong female doctor who's achieved a lot. 102 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,019 Legendary nurse. 103 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,230 Harmless pervert. Hi-yah! 104 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,357 Todd, did you cut the ass out of your costume? 105 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,858 Yeah, I'm going out tonight. 106 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,443 Sacred Heart! 107 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,321 My first instinct was it's just a side effect from the antibiotic. 108 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,074 But look at Cox's numbers. If you're missing an infection, he could get septic. 109 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,785 - But if it's a disease flare... - That could lead to renal failure. 110 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,912 I'm stopping the infusions until we figure this out. 111 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,623 - So do we have to rerun all the tests? - Yes, stat. 112 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,750 Ooh, look, we're doing that cool hospital thing 113 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,377 where we talk real fast while we're walking. 114 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,128 Surprise! 115 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,130 - Is it a good surprise? - Sadly, no. 116 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:42,384 You told me that Perry's treatment was working, 117 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,136 and it turns out that wasn't true. 118 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,805 Relax, Jordan. We have a plan. 119 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,098 You still work here? 120 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:52,477 I thought for sure you'd be selling commercial real estate in Tucson 121 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,522 while a Jacuzzi salesman had his third heart attack on top of you. 122 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,399 Damn. 123 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,901 Also paging Dr. Beckett to Labor and Delivery. 124 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,279 You know this is probably my frustration talking, 125 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,656 but I like when my frustration talks. 126 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:09,244 You Temu docs have 24 hours to figure out what's going on with Perry, 127 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,454 or I am moving him to a better hospital, 128 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,958 which, at this point, includes the kill shelter next door. 129 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,671 Twenty-four hours? 130 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,965 It's gonna take a lot longer to push all those tests through. 131 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,676 Then we split up and each take a different department. 132 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,680 Guys, it'll look way cooler if we all do it at the same time. 133 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,684 Oh, Dr. Reid. You got time for a quickie? 134 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,935 A medical quickie. 135 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,146 Uh, what? I'm not thinking about sex. 136 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,191 Um, anyway, my patient, Mr. Talbot, is recovering from a bladder infection, 137 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,693 but he also needs steroids. 138 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,696 I'm worried it could make his infection flare and he could become septic, 139 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,698 and at his age, he could die. 140 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:50,243 Look, Tosh, it's not an easy call, but steroids might be worth the risk. 141 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,995 I trust you. You'll figure it out. 142 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,455 "You'll figure it out," 143 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:57,042 just like my dad said when I got my first period and my mom was out of town. Great! 144 00:06:57,125 --> 00:07:00,253 - Who you talking to, New Tosh? - Yeah, you look kind of crazy. 145 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,423 Sorry, I just mean, you seem to still be doing the weird stuff 146 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,591 that people didn't like before. 147 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,468 - Amara, hand. - What? 148 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,552 It's our new system. 149 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,347 Oh, I cannot see Sibby right now. 150 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,682 You two, you live together, right? 151 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,978 Are you roommates roommates? Or roommates like my aunts are roommates? 152 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,313 Oh, no, she's not my type. 153 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,357 - Amara. Hand! - Sorry. 154 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,193 Okay, well, couple's around here somewhere. 155 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,904 I'm gonna find them in plain sight. 156 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,323 Thank you. 157 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,325 You're really not gonna sign Sibby's form? 158 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:34,162 I don't want to be seen as one half of "Tosher" or "TikTok Doc." 159 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,414 I want to prove myself as a serious doctor. 160 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,541 Sorry, so sorry. 161 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,210 New Tosh. 162 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,796 For the rest of us, it was time to get to work. 163 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,800 I know neurology is very busy, so thank you for fast-tracking Dr. Cox's MRI. 164 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,886 Some of us had to put our other problems aside. 165 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,305 Close the door. 166 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,558 Ugh, now I'll have to wait for my transitions to go back. 167 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:59,854 I'm sorry, my old boss's wife is here, and she unravels me in a very specific way. 168 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,523 Actually reminds me a lot of my mom. 169 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,401 She used to say things like, "It's funny, we have the same bra size, 170 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,403 - but your back is way bigger." - Is it? 171 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,156 Look, I just need you to move Perry Cox's scans up your list, okay? 172 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,368 But, man, Dr. Cox's case was weighing on me. 173 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,745 Luckily there was one thing that got my mind off it. 174 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,082 What if I took Charlie on a road trip, just one night only, 175 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,709 to see the house she was born in? 176 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,669 What did I tell you? You're being extra. 177 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,753 Fine. 178 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,089 What's the last romantic thing you did for Carla? 179 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,465 Who remembers? 180 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,885 I know we got nice cars, two dishwashers and a gazebo though. 181 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,263 J.D., a gazebo. 182 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,639 Plus, I keep it tight. 183 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,474 Not a lot of guys do that. Check out this ass. 184 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,188 This thing failed sixth grade science 'cause it has no idea what gravity is. 185 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:45,567 No one is arguing you're not a caked up ebony god. You're like Black Zeus. 186 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,236 Zeus was Black. Just like Santa and Jesus. 187 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,738 But Carla's a goddess. 188 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,197 And goddesses sometimes need... 189 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,741 Ooh! 190 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,619 "A professional-level fireworks bonanza, partially insured." 191 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,789 No fireworks. You're gonna ruin this. 192 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,251 And I know you're looking at it. 193 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,003 - It's mesmerizing. - Whoo! 194 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,714 Look what I got you. 195 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,010 That special juice only the new mommies in the maternity ward get. 196 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,012 You got the good ice too. 197 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,683 Wait a minute. The patronizing voice, the fun treat. 198 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,602 Why are you getting all nurse on me, Carla? 199 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,021 I'm not like one of your scared patients. 200 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:27,067 I know. You're a doctor. And you know exactly how much it's going to suck 201 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,235 to go through the battery of tests we have lined up. 202 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,406 Well, tell you what, as long as there's no kidney biopsy on your list, 203 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,242 you can go ahead and tear into me like coyotes on a house cat. 204 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,577 You're in luck. 205 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,120 No biopsy. 206 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,456 - Okay. - Okay, let's get going. 207 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,949 Hey, Mr. Talbot's family is asking if you've made the decision on his treatment. 208 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,368 - Steroids, yes or no? - I just need ten more minutes. 209 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,121 Girl, I am not the damn snooze button. Tell them yourself. 210 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,294 Wakey-wakey! Pill to take-y. 211 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,672 He just fell asleep. What pill? 212 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,049 - Zopitan. - Mmm. 213 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,678 You woke me up from a dead sleep to give me a sleeping pill. 214 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,096 But it's take-y time. 215 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,931 Oh, for the love of God. 216 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,432 I'll take care of this, boo. 217 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:48,189 Um, gang, raise your hand if you don't want me to kick you in the crotch. 218 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,069 - I just tucked. - How? 219 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,279 I'll teach you later. 220 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,114 Perry needs his rest. 221 00:10:56,197 --> 00:11:01,661 No one else goes in his room, or else I am gonna go full Messi on your junk. 222 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,954 - Is he on sports? - Mm-hmm. 223 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,164 Stripes. 224 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,915 They're just doing their jobs. 225 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,041 Mistake. 226 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,798 Hmm. 227 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:20,054 Thank God she just got Elliot. I couldn't stand to lose you. 228 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,931 Hey, are you two the new couple? 229 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,267 You don't have the form for what we are. 230 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,480 Damn it. 231 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,029 I know you don't want to hear this, but the nephrologist texted. 232 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,739 You're gonna need that kidney biopsy. 233 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,823 No, absolutely not. 234 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,367 Because unlike your new gal, I'm not going to just lie here, 235 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,244 let you do whatever you want, pretend to like it, 236 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:48,374 then whisper, "Let's do it again and watch you pray to whatever God you believe in 237 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,126 to get lightning to strike twice." 238 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,170 Perry, you know I don't want to put you through this, 239 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,423 but if I'm missing something, I will never forgive myself. 240 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,592 Carla will be by soon to come get you, okay? 241 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,844 I hated putting Dr. Cox through this, 242 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,388 but around here, we look after each other. 243 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,890 Are you all right? 244 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,351 - I don't know what to do. - About Sibby's form? 245 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,936 Well, here's how I see it. 246 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,313 You think it'd be punk rock not to sign the forms, right? 247 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,898 But you know what the man wouldn't see coming? 248 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,567 We sign those forms. 249 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,319 We're blowing holes in their expectations. 250 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,863 We will sign on the X and initial where necessary. 251 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,156 Big up, monogamy. 252 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,660 That's gotta be offensive to someone. I just don't know who. 253 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,370 I'm talking about my patient. 254 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:29,749 Out of our entire intern class, I'm the only one who almost killed someone. 255 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,167 Now I can't make one decision. 256 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,629 If you want me to kill someone so you don't feel so alone, I'll do it. 257 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,923 Stop trying to make me feel better. 258 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,719 Babe, you think I do nice things for you, right? 259 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,055 How many times do I have to thank you for that gazebo? 260 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,932 What the hell are you even supposed to do in a gazebo? 261 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,892 I don't know. I thought you knew. 262 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,648 Oh, yeah, Perry's gone. Not answering texts. 263 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,149 Okay, Jordan. I'll take care of it. 264 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,609 What a relief. 265 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,780 I'm a little tired. Is my sarcasm coming through? 266 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,366 - Yeah, loud and clear. - You know what though? 267 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:07,412 This is actually my mistake for thinking we could count on you. 268 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,831 I'll go find him. 269 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:11,916 I'll go with you. 270 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,337 You know what, Jordan? 271 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:20,633 This whole acid-tongued, ball-busting devil woman thing's getting really tired. 272 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,344 I'm not afraid of you anymore, because there's nothing scary 273 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,180 about someone who torments people who are just trying to do their jobs. 274 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,142 So if you want to find someone to blame for Perry not getting better, 275 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,268 start with yourself. 276 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,894 Stay out of our way and let us help him. 277 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,865 Oh, my God. I did it. So much adrenaline. 278 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,826 I'm like one of those moms whose kid is stuck under a car. 279 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,455 Um, I destroyed her. Did you just see that? 280 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,707 I couldn't look away. 281 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,795 In a hospital, things can flip in an instant. 282 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,715 I'd lost all my confidence when Dr. Cox took off, 283 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,009 and Elliot had found hers. 284 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,220 Carla, I am still buzzing from verbally bitch-slapping Jordan. 285 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,015 And I just told Mecko to move Cox to the top of his MRI list, 286 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,225 or I'm gonna stick my finger toe so far up his pooper 287 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,227 he's gonna have to X-ray his own stomach to see it. 288 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,065 I feel sassy. Oh, I feel spicy. 289 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,859 I think I can finally even roll my R's like a Latina. 290 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,028 Elliot! You were warned about doing that 291 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,863 when you were overserved at my niece's quinceañera. 292 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,823 Because then Ramon kept serving me rum. 293 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,034 I know you feel good about standing up to Jordan. 294 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,036 But remember she's not just Jordan. 295 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,997 She's also a sick patient's very scared wife. 296 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,875 She's been mean to us our entire careers, and now just because her husband 297 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002 has a horrible illness and I yelled at her at her darkest hour... 298 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,796 Okay, I hear it. And now I'm gonna cry. 299 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,381 Okay, don't cry. I got you. 300 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,886 Wish you could swipe right past this day there, TikTok Doc. 301 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,304 Oh, great. It's you. 302 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,516 When do I get to the part where I feel like I know what I'm doing? 303 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,102 - Never. - Never? 304 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,812 Look at right now. 305 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,857 The three best, most experienced doctors in this whole place 306 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,735 have tried and failed over and over to help me. 307 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,904 They feel exactly as terrible as you do. 308 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,697 'Cause, you see, this whole self-doubt, 309 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,951 if you are any good at this job, it never goes away. 310 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,789 So you can either let that drive you to be a better doctor 311 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,751 or you can let it drive you right the hell out of this place. 312 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,545 That's really the only decision you have to make. 313 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,424 Wow, that's the first piece of real advice you've ever given me. 314 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,551 You're welcome. 315 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,970 Go ahead and have yourself a terrific career there, Tiger. 316 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,932 - He's in here. - Oh, come on. 317 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,020 I am so sorry about the way that I talked to you. 318 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,439 Why? It's the first time I've ever respected you. 319 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,732 Fair. 320 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,485 Would it help if I sat over there and let you hurl insults at me? 321 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,155 It would. Should we start with hair or body? 322 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,157 Uh... 323 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,950 - Body. - Trick question. We're gonna do both. 324 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,202 Even though it's blonde, I can see your mustache. 325 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,122 Received, and thank you. 326 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,087 You promised you wouldn't get all Dr. Cox on us. 327 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,547 Dr. Cox, huh? 328 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,594 Would he be hiding away with his keister exposed 329 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:14,182 on what has to be the most synthetic and unholy of upholstery? 330 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,728 Carla, I barely even know who that guy is anymore. 331 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,107 This is hard. I have to do what's best for him. 332 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,027 Look, Jordan. I can't tell you not to take Dr. Cox somewhere else. 333 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,280 But when you make a decision out of fear, it's usually the wrong one. 334 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,783 No one is going to care about Perry more than Turk and J.D. and I do. 335 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,868 Look. 336 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,788 And I would never want Perry to know this. 337 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,874 But I love him very much. 338 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,419 - And if anything were to happen, I-- - It won't. 339 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,921 You promise? 340 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,380 We got this. 341 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,176 I was the chief of medicine. 342 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,095 Nothing happened in this place unless I gave it the go-ahead. 343 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,180 Nothing. 344 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,390 And now... 345 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,811 people tell me when to eat... 346 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,357 when to pee, 347 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,484 when to sleep. 348 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,195 Nurses follow me into the bathroom, 349 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,698 and not in the fun way like back in the '80s. 350 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,703 I have no privacy, no control. 351 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,497 The whole thing is so-- 352 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,332 - Dehumanizing? - Yes. 353 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,251 Yes, this sucks. 354 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,504 It's something doctors don't even understand until they're in that gown. 355 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,384 And that's why I had to treat you like a patient. 356 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,512 It wasn't to be demeaning. 357 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,848 It's just... 358 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,143 I know how to get a patient through this. 359 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,606 If you let me. 360 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,201 I thought I had this all figured out with those infusions. 361 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,286 What am I getting wrong? 362 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,622 Bud, I'm just a caveman surgeon. I don't make medical diagnoses. 363 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,748 But I can diagnose you. 364 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,918 When you care too much, you do too much. 365 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,880 What's the thing you would do if you just trusted your instincts? 366 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,885 You don't need all those tests, okay? 367 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,805 I'm going back to my first instinct in keeping you on the treatment. 368 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,599 I'll just switch out the prophylactic antibiotic 369 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,309 that your kidney was responding poorly to. 370 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,645 I'm thrilled you could use my body to get your groove back on there, Stella. 371 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:28,858 Now, listen carefully. I have no objectivity about any of this. 372 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,484 I am a patient now. 373 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,946 So I need you to trust yourself, because I trust you. 374 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,406 Perry, that means so much to me. 375 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,490 Not finished. 376 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,493 I trust you because I taught you everything that I know. 377 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,370 So really I'm just trusting myself, 378 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,123 and you trusting you is actually you trusting me. 379 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,541 Oh, my God. 380 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,668 It's kind of like you shuffled our brains together 381 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,211 like a deck of man cards. 382 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,505 Why couldn't you have taught him not to say crap like that? 383 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,467 Well, you can't hit kids anymore. So it's very hard to teach. 384 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,928 Oh, how beautiful! 385 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:02,642 I've been stuck in this place for months and haven't been able to see the seasons. 386 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,311 Not sure why that leaf looks like a penis. 387 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,065 We all have a voice in our head that doubts us. 388 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,149 This is amazing. 389 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,401 It's just fear. 390 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,782 You care about how everyone else sees you. 391 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,241 But what about how I see you? 392 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,744 You're as brilliant as you are beautiful. 393 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,120 Okay, calm down, Asher. 394 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,288 I pushed the steroids. 395 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:28,626 And I'm filled with self-doubt about every medical decision I've made today, 396 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,045 but not about you. 397 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,590 It's you two? 398 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,510 But you're brother and sister. 399 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,972 Although, I guess that is the ultimate taboo. 400 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,777 Sometimes we fear losing the way we see ourselves. 401 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,781 And sometimes you finally face your demons 402 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,826 only to realize there's someone more afraid than you are. 403 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,080 It all boils down to feeling that you're not enough. 404 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,915 Did you do all this? 405 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,126 No, I was just bringing you up here to look at the stars. 406 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,462 Well, whoever did it is the most thoughtful, romantic, sexiest man 407 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,922 to ever keep his ass tight. 408 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,382 - Babe. - Hmm. 409 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,426 - I can't believe you did this for me. - Mm-hmm. 410 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,594 Yo. I would have gone bigger. 411 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:21,679 Wait for it. 412 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,557 Yo! 413 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,641 Fireworks! 414 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,768 This is perfect. 415 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,980 Who would look at all those stars and still think the Earth is round? 416 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,234 - I'm kidding. - You totally got me. 417 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,445 You're actually hot enough to be a flat-earther. 418 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,571 I could get past it. 419 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,947 -Aw! 420 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,408 Fireworks. Really? 421 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,034 Perry needs to sleep. 422 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,371 Speak for yourself, Stick. They've got booze. 423 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:52,251 ♪ Rise in the cool of the evening ♪ 424 00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,050 - Can you go deeper? - No, I'm giving you all I got. 425 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,385 Do you want me to do you? 426 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,388 Yeah, but be gentle. It's my first time receiving. 427 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,640 Oh, yes! 428 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,227 Okay, enough foreplay. Take off your pants. 429 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,605 All right, I just have to do one thing real quick. 430 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,982 Not tonight, boy. 431 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,985 This one's special.