1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:04,103 I haven't had sex since my divorce, 2 00:00:04,236 --> 00:00:06,973 and I'm pleased to report, I still like it. 3 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:13,645 That was an amazing night. You screamed a lot. 4 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,849 I was just so proud of us, and I've always been a loud lover. 5 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,951 Runs in my family. My dad was a screamer. 6 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:23,056 I don't mean to kink shame, but why were you grabbing your own butt so much? 7 00:00:23,188 --> 00:00:26,558 Oh, full disclosure, I was having some real bad cramps back there, 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,063 but maybe next time our foreplay could include a little light stretching. 9 00:00:30,195 --> 00:00:32,165 Oh, you nasty. 10 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,868 I'm gonna make you some coffee. I know just how you like it. 11 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,602 Flat, white. 12 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:50,449 ♪ It was a beautiful day ♪ 13 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,986 ♪ The sun beat down ♪ 14 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,023 ♪ I had the radio on I was drivin' ♪ 15 00:00:57,156 --> 00:00:58,858 Jackass! 16 00:01:00,358 --> 00:01:02,227 ♪ Trees went by ♪ 17 00:01:03,162 --> 00:01:04,697 ♪ Me and Del were singing ♪ 18 00:01:05,363 --> 00:01:09,267 ♪ "Little Runaway" I was flyin' ♪ 19 00:01:11,269 --> 00:01:13,572 ♪ Yeah, runnin' down a dream ♪ 20 00:01:14,539 --> 00:01:18,111 Good morning, everyone. What a beautiful day to be alive! 21 00:01:20,345 --> 00:01:23,716 As I was saying, that bus was going pretty fast, 22 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,085 and I am so sorry for your loss. 23 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:31,758 All right, team, our next patient tested positive for "tapping dat ass." 24 00:01:32,557 --> 00:01:34,060 It happened. I had sex. 25 00:01:34,193 --> 00:01:36,963 -Time of smash? -11:30 p.m., again at 7 a.m. 26 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:40,800 And there was a little sleepy rubbing somewhere in the vicinity of 2:00. 27 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:44,036 Twice and a sleepy rub? My man. 28 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,470 I gotta get back. 29 00:01:45,604 --> 00:01:47,774 I think I can convince her to do it with me one last time. 30 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,742 -Hey, pre-five? -It would save me a trip. 31 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:55,181 ♪ I can't do this All on my own ♪ 32 00:01:55,313 --> 00:01:58,283 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 33 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,655 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 34 00:02:04,732 --> 00:02:06,267 -What floor? -Three, please. 35 00:02:06,401 --> 00:02:08,969 That's also the number of times I had sex last night. 36 00:02:10,971 --> 00:02:12,173 Yeah, J.D.! 37 00:02:12,307 --> 00:02:15,276 Uh, three, please, but not for any sexual reason. 38 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:16,744 - Dude. - What? 39 00:02:17,278 --> 00:02:18,646 Charlie is amazing. 40 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,782 I honestly think I'm starting to fall for her. 41 00:02:20,914 --> 00:02:22,784 -Please say you didn't tell her that. -Of course not. 42 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:26,354 I hired Joey Fatone on Cameo to tell her that. Check it. 43 00:02:26,487 --> 00:02:28,356 Hey, what's up, Charlie? Joey Fatone. 44 00:02:28,489 --> 00:02:32,893 I heard that you and J.D. are "*NSYNC." 45 00:02:34,127 --> 00:02:35,829 Dude, you always do this with women. 46 00:02:35,962 --> 00:02:37,864 You catch feelings and then you go way too big. 47 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:40,867 Not always. And I know, I know, I should have sprung for Justin, 48 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:42,403 but I can't afford Justin 49 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:46,207 because, spoiler, I got you Lance for our manniversary. 50 00:02:46,341 --> 00:02:48,309 -We said no gifts. -Nobody ever means that. 51 00:02:48,842 --> 00:02:51,646 I wasn't the only one feeling the warm and fuzzies. 52 00:02:51,779 --> 00:02:52,879 Something was in the air. 53 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:55,683 -Wait, guys, I love fall. -Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:55,817 --> 00:02:57,752 We get a month, your people get a whole season. 55 00:02:57,884 --> 00:02:59,487 -Your people? -Basic white bitches. 56 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,121 Mm-hmm. 57 00:03:01,255 --> 00:03:03,424 Why does every leaf I cut look like a penis? 58 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,860 I'll admit it, I love pumpkin spice and yelling, "Sweater weather!" 59 00:03:06,993 --> 00:03:08,496 Sweater weather! 60 00:03:08,629 --> 00:03:10,498 -Oh, my God, they're everywhere. -Everywhere. 61 00:03:10,631 --> 00:03:12,999 You guys, fall is the time for rebranding yourself. 62 00:03:13,133 --> 00:03:14,702 In middle school, I changed my name to Raven. 63 00:03:14,836 --> 00:03:17,739 In high school, I dabbled in radical environmentalism. 64 00:03:17,871 --> 00:03:20,107 In college, above-the-belt lesbian. 65 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:23,043 If you only touching blouse, get out my house. 66 00:03:23,177 --> 00:03:26,581 I feel like I've overshared a little bit now, which is so Old Tosh of me, 67 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:27,815 and I'm not her anymore. 68 00:03:27,948 --> 00:03:30,884 New Tosh is locked in and decisive. 69 00:03:31,017 --> 00:03:33,588 Yeah, wait, no. Wait, yes, decisive. 70 00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:36,391 Well, I am the same old Asher but more distinguished. 71 00:03:36,524 --> 00:03:38,426 - You look like a pirate. - Arr! 72 00:03:38,559 --> 00:03:40,127 Sweater weather! 73 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:43,765 - Oh, no. Did I miss it? - I was firing someone. 74 00:03:43,897 --> 00:03:47,535 Anyway, rumor has it that there's a new couple in our midst. 75 00:03:47,668 --> 00:03:51,272 Whoever you are, don't be afraid to come forward. 76 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:53,841 We celebrate love here. 77 00:03:53,974 --> 00:03:55,476 As long as it's formally disclosed 78 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,044 and you both sign this consensual-relationship agreement form. 79 00:03:58,179 --> 00:04:01,616 And remember, snitches get gift certificates. 80 00:04:03,718 --> 00:04:05,420 If it's P.F. Chang's, I'm turning y'all in. 81 00:04:07,087 --> 00:04:10,090 I didn't love that Dr. Cox was back here due to his autoimmune illness, 82 00:04:10,224 --> 00:04:12,926 but I did love that he was forced to spend time with me. 83 00:04:13,059 --> 00:04:15,196 Judging by that delicate flush you've got going, 84 00:04:15,329 --> 00:04:17,931 I'm guessing some young woman got unlucky last night. 85 00:04:18,064 --> 00:04:20,167 You know, they say it's like riding a bike, 86 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:23,738 but I've never worried if a bike enjoyed itself enough to let me ride it again. 87 00:04:23,871 --> 00:04:26,474 Thank you for ruining bikes and sex in one horrific sentence. 88 00:04:26,607 --> 00:04:28,443 Please proceed. 89 00:04:28,576 --> 00:04:32,780 Okay, let's see, your myalgias and cough are gone, and the neuritis is better. 90 00:04:32,914 --> 00:04:34,315 I did that with willpower. 91 00:04:34,449 --> 00:04:36,451 Ah, but your GFRs are so low. 92 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:38,719 Is this part of your grand plan to get my kidneys to fail 93 00:04:38,853 --> 00:04:41,087 so you can go ahead and give me one of yours? 94 00:04:41,923 --> 00:04:46,427 Kidney, lung or testicle. If I've got an extra, your name is on it. 95 00:04:46,561 --> 00:04:48,496 Leave before I rip one of those out of your body. 96 00:04:48,629 --> 00:04:49,730 Okay, bye-bye. 97 00:04:52,433 --> 00:04:55,470 When your mentor is also your patient, you take no chances. 98 00:04:55,603 --> 00:04:59,005 I need to assemble a team like the one I admired as a kid. 99 00:04:59,139 --> 00:05:00,741 It's doctoring time. 100 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:03,945 -Chief of medicine. -Chief of surgery. 101 00:05:04,077 --> 00:05:08,114 Not chief of anything, but strong female doctor who's achieved a lot. 102 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:09,617 Legendary nurse. 103 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,819 Harmless pervert. Hi-yah! 104 00:05:11,953 --> 00:05:13,955 Todd, did you cut the ass out of your costume? 105 00:05:14,087 --> 00:05:15,456 Yeah, I'm going out tonight. 106 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:17,191 Sacred Heart! 107 00:05:17,325 --> 00:05:19,894 My first instinct was it's just a side effect from the antibiotic. 108 00:05:20,026 --> 00:05:22,663 But look at Cox's numbers. If you're missing an infection, he could get septic. 109 00:05:22,797 --> 00:05:25,366 -But if it's a disease flare... -That could lead to renal failure. 110 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,502 I'm stopping the infusions until we figure this out. 111 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:30,304 -So do we have to rerun all the tests? -Yes, stat. 112 00:05:30,805 --> 00:05:32,340 Ooh, look, we're doing that cool hospital thing 113 00:05:32,473 --> 00:05:33,975 where we talk real fast while we're walking. 114 00:05:34,107 --> 00:05:35,710 Surprise! 115 00:05:35,843 --> 00:05:37,712 -Is it a good surprise? -Sadly, no. 116 00:05:37,845 --> 00:05:40,982 You told me that Perry's treatment was working, 117 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:43,718 and it turns out that wasn't true. 118 00:05:43,851 --> 00:05:45,386 Relax, Jordan. We have a plan. 119 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,188 You still work here? 120 00:05:47,321 --> 00:05:51,091 I thought for sure you'd be selling commercial real estate in Tucson 121 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,094 while a Jacuzzi salesman had his third heart attack on top of you. 122 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,997 Damn. 123 00:05:56,129 --> 00:05:58,499 Also paging Dr. Beckett to Labor and Delivery. 124 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,868 You know this is probably my frustration talking, 125 00:06:01,002 --> 00:06:03,237 but I like when my frustration talks. 126 00:06:03,371 --> 00:06:07,842 You Temu docs have 24 hours to figure out what's going on with Perry, 127 00:06:07,975 --> 00:06:10,043 or I am moving him to a better hospital, 128 00:06:10,177 --> 00:06:13,614 which, at this point, includes the kill shelter next door. 129 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:18,553 Twenty-four hours? 130 00:06:18,686 --> 00:06:20,555 It's gonna take a lot longer to push all those tests through. 131 00:06:20,688 --> 00:06:23,357 Then we split up and each take a different department. 132 00:06:24,692 --> 00:06:27,361 Guys, it'll look way cooler if we all do it at the same time. 133 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,265 Oh, Dr. Reid. You got time for a quickie? 134 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:32,600 A medical quickie. 135 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:34,735 Uh, what? I'm not thinking about sex. 136 00:06:34,869 --> 00:06:38,773 Um, anyway, my patient, Mr. Talbot, is recovering from a bladder infection, 137 00:06:38,906 --> 00:06:40,675 but he also needs steroids. 138 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:43,277 I'm worried it could make his infection flare and he could become septic, 139 00:06:43,411 --> 00:06:45,279 and at his age, he could die. 140 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:48,816 Look, Tosh, it's not an easy call, but steroids might be worth the risk. 141 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,585 I trust you. You'll figure it out. 142 00:06:50,718 --> 00:06:52,553 "You'll figure it out," 143 00:06:52,687 --> 00:06:55,623 just like my dad said when I got my first period and my mom was out of town. Great! 144 00:06:55,756 --> 00:06:58,859 -Who you talking to, New Tosh? -Yeah, you look kind of crazy. 145 00:06:58,993 --> 00:07:02,029 Sorry, I just mean, you seem to still be doing the weird stuff 146 00:07:02,162 --> 00:07:03,197 that people didn't like before. 147 00:07:03,331 --> 00:07:05,066 -Amara, hand. -What? 148 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:06,132 It's our new system. 149 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:08,936 Oh, I cannot see Sibby right now. 150 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:11,272 You two, you live together, right? 151 00:07:11,405 --> 00:07:15,576 Are you roommates roommates? Or roommates like my aunts are roommates? 152 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:16,911 Oh, no, she's not my type. 153 00:07:17,044 --> 00:07:18,946 -Amara. Hand! -Sorry. 154 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,782 Okay, well, couple's around here somewhere. 155 00:07:21,916 --> 00:07:24,585 I'm gonna find them in plain sight. 156 00:07:25,953 --> 00:07:27,054 Thank you. 157 00:07:27,188 --> 00:07:28,923 You're really not gonna sign Sibby's form? 158 00:07:29,056 --> 00:07:32,760 I don't want to be seen as one half of "Tosher" or "TikTok Doc." 159 00:07:32,893 --> 00:07:35,096 I want to prove myself as a serious doctor. 160 00:07:36,097 --> 00:07:37,231 Sorry, so sorry. 161 00:07:37,865 --> 00:07:38,866 New Tosh. 162 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,402 For the rest of us, it was time to get to work. 163 00:07:41,535 --> 00:07:45,406 I know neurology is very busy, so thank you for fast-tracking Dr. Cox's MRI. 164 00:07:45,539 --> 00:07:48,576 Some of us had to put our other problems aside. 165 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,945 Close the door. 166 00:07:51,646 --> 00:07:54,147 Ugh, now I'll have to wait for my transitions to go back. 167 00:07:54,281 --> 00:07:58,452 I'm sorry, my old boss's wife is here, and she unravels me in a very specific way. 168 00:07:58,586 --> 00:08:00,221 Actually reminds me a lot of my mom. 169 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,990 She used to say things like, "It's funny, we have the same bra size, 170 00:08:03,124 --> 00:08:05,092 -but your back is way bigger." -Is it? 171 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,829 Look, I just need you to move Perry Cox's scans up your list, okay? 172 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:11,966 But, man, Dr. Cox's case was weighing on me. 173 00:08:12,099 --> 00:08:14,335 Luckily there was one thing that got my mind off it. 174 00:08:14,468 --> 00:08:17,672 What if I took Charlie on a road trip, just one night only, 175 00:08:17,805 --> 00:08:19,306 to see the house she was born in? 176 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,242 What did I tell you? You're being extra. 177 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,576 Fine. 178 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,679 What's the last romantic thing you did for Carla? 179 00:08:24,812 --> 00:08:26,213 Who remembers? 180 00:08:26,347 --> 00:08:29,483 I know we got nice cars, two dishwashers and a gazebo though. 181 00:08:29,617 --> 00:08:31,852 J.D., a gazebo. 182 00:08:31,986 --> 00:08:33,220 Plus, I keep it tight. 183 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:35,156 Not a lot of guys do that. Check out this ass. 184 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:40,761 This thing failed sixth grade science 'cause it has no idea what gravity is. 185 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:44,165 No one is arguing you're not a caked up ebony god. You're like Black Zeus. 186 00:08:44,298 --> 00:08:46,834 Zeus was Black. Just like Santa and Jesus. 187 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:48,335 But Carla's a goddess. 188 00:08:48,469 --> 00:08:49,770 And goddesses sometimes need... 189 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,338 Ooh! 190 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:55,209 "A professional-level fireworks bonanza, partially insured." 191 00:08:55,342 --> 00:08:58,412 No fireworks. You're gonna ruin this. 192 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,849 And I know you're looking at it. 193 00:09:01,982 --> 00:09:03,584 -It's mesmerizing. -Whoo! 194 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:06,387 Look what I got you. 195 00:09:06,854 --> 00:09:10,624 That special juice only the new mommies in the maternity ward get. 196 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,693 You got the good ice too. 197 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,264 Wait a minute. The patronizing voice, the fun treat. 198 00:09:17,398 --> 00:09:19,201 Why are you getting all nurse on me, Carla? 199 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,602 I'm not like one of your scared patients. 200 00:09:21,736 --> 00:09:25,673 I know. You're a doctor. And you know exactly how much it's going to suck 201 00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:27,808 to go through the battery of tests we have lined up. 202 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:32,012 Well, tell you what, as long as there's no kidney biopsy on your list, 203 00:09:32,146 --> 00:09:34,849 you can go ahead and tear into me like coyotes on a house cat. 204 00:09:34,982 --> 00:09:36,250 You're in luck. 205 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:37,718 No biopsy. 206 00:09:37,852 --> 00:09:40,121 -Okay. -Okay, let's get going. 207 00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:14,522 Hey, Mr. Talbot's family is asking if you've made the decision on his treatment. 208 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,957 -Steroids, yes or no? -I just need ten more minutes. 209 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:19,794 Girl, I am not the damn snooze button. Tell them yourself. 210 00:10:24,598 --> 00:10:26,901 Wakey-wakey! Pill to take-y. 211 00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:29,336 He just fell asleep. What pill? 212 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,039 -Zopitan. -Mmm. 213 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:35,277 You woke me up from a dead sleep to give me a sleeping pill. 214 00:10:35,409 --> 00:10:36,677 But it's take-y time. 215 00:10:36,811 --> 00:10:38,512 Oh, for the love of God. 216 00:10:38,646 --> 00:10:40,114 I'll take care of this, boo. 217 00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:46,854 Um, gang, raise your hand if you don't want me to kick you in the crotch. 218 00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:51,659 -I just tucked. -How? 219 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:52,860 I'll teach you later. 220 00:10:52,993 --> 00:10:54,795 Perry needs his rest. 221 00:10:54,929 --> 00:11:00,268 No one else goes in his room, or else I am gonna go full Messi on your junk. 222 00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:01,535 -Is he on sports? -Mm-hmm. 223 00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:02,736 Stripes. 224 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,505 They're just doing their jobs. 225 00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:05,706 Mistake. 226 00:11:10,678 --> 00:11:12,479 Hmm. 227 00:11:15,683 --> 00:11:18,652 Thank God she just got Elliot. I couldn't stand to lose you. 228 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,521 Hey, are you two the new couple? 229 00:11:20,654 --> 00:11:22,857 You don't have the form for what we are. 230 00:11:26,994 --> 00:11:28,162 Damn it. 231 00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:34,602 I know you don't want to hear this, but the nephrologist texted. 232 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,338 You're gonna need that kidney biopsy. 233 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,805 No, absolutely not. 234 00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:39,940 Because unlike your new gal, I'm not going to just lie here, 235 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,876 let you do whatever you want, pretend to like it, 236 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:46,981 then whisper, "Let's do it again and watch you pray to whatever God you believe in 237 00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:48,716 to get lightning to strike twice." 238 00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:50,751 Perry, you know I don't want to put you through this, 239 00:11:50,885 --> 00:11:54,021 but if I'm missing something, I will never forgive myself. 240 00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:56,191 Carla will be by soon to come get you, okay? 241 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,459 I hated putting Dr. Cox through this, 242 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,995 but around here, we look after each other. 243 00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:02,496 Are you all right? 244 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,932 -I don't know what to do. -About Sibby's form? 245 00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:06,533 Well, here's how I see it. 246 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,903 You think it'd be punk rock not to sign the forms, right? 247 00:12:09,036 --> 00:12:10,504 But you know what the man wouldn't see coming? 248 00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:13,140 We sign those forms. 249 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,909 We're blowing holes in their expectations. 250 00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:17,444 We will sign on the X and initial where necessary. 251 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:19,046 Big up, monogamy. 252 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:22,250 That's gotta be offensive to someone. I just don't know who. 253 00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:24,084 I'm talking about my patient. 254 00:12:24,219 --> 00:12:28,323 Out of our entire intern class, I'm the only one who almost killed someone. 255 00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:30,157 Now I can't make one decision. 256 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,228 If you want me to kill someone so you don't feel so alone, I'll do it. 257 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,596 Stop trying to make me feel better. 258 00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:40,302 Babe, you think I do nice things for you, right? 259 00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:42,636 How many times do I have to thank you for that gazebo? 260 00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,505 What the hell are you even supposed to do in a gazebo? 261 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,573 - I don't know. - I thought you knew. 262 00:12:49,443 --> 00:12:52,247 Oh, yeah, Perry's gone. Not answering texts. 263 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,747 Okay, Jordan. I'll take care of it. 264 00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:55,283 What a relief. 265 00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:59,354 I'm a little tired. Is my sarcasm coming through? 266 00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:01,956 -Yeah, loud and clear. -You know what though? 267 00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:06,093 This is actually my mistake for thinking we could count on you. 268 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,495 I'll go find him. 269 00:13:09,463 --> 00:13:10,597 I'll go with you. 270 00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:14,935 You know what, Jordan? 271 00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:19,240 This whole acid-tongued, ball-busting devil woman thing's getting really tired. 272 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,942 I'm not afraid of you anymore, because there's nothing scary 273 00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:24,778 about someone who torments people who are just trying to do their jobs. 274 00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,748 So if you want to find someone to blame for Perry not getting better, 275 00:13:27,881 --> 00:13:28,949 start with yourself. 276 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,551 Stay out of our way and let us help him. 277 00:13:39,626 --> 00:13:42,464 Oh, my God. I did it. So much adrenaline. 278 00:13:42,596 --> 00:13:45,467 I'm like one of those moms whose kid is stuck under a car. 279 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,136 Um, I destroyed her. Did you just see that? 280 00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:51,219 I couldn't look away. 281 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,300 In a hospital, 282 00:13:53,352 --> 00:13:54,998 things can flip in an instant. 283 00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:59,792 I'd lost all my confidence when Dr. Cox took off, and Elliot had found hers. 284 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,392 Carla, I am still buzzing from verbally bitch-slapping Jordan. 285 00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:06,195 And I just told Mecko to move Cox to the top of his MRI list, 286 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:08,397 or I'm gonna stick my finger toe so far up his pooper 287 00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:10,466 he's gonna have to X-ray his own stomach to see it. 288 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:14,236 I feel sassy. Oh, I feel spicy. 289 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:17,007 I think I can finally even roll my R's like a Latina. 290 00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:19,208 Elliot! You were warned about doing that 291 00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:21,044 when you were overserved at my niece's quinceañera. 292 00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,980 Because then Ramon kept serving me rum. 293 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,181 I know you feel good about standing up to Jordan. 294 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:27,283 But remember she's not just Jordan. 295 00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:30,152 She's also a sick patient's very scared wife. 296 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,023 She's been mean to us our entire careers, and now just because her husband 297 00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:35,157 has a horrible illness and I yelled at her at her darkest hour... 298 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,960 Okay, I hear it. And now I'm gonna cry. 299 00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:39,629 Okay, don't cry. I got you. 300 00:14:40,831 --> 00:14:44,067 Wish you could swipe right past this day there, TikTok Doc. 301 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,568 Oh, great. It's you. 302 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:48,772 When do I get to the part where I feel like I know what I'm doing? 303 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:51,273 -Never. -Never? 304 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,076 Look at right now. 305 00:14:53,676 --> 00:14:57,114 The three best, most experienced doctors in this whole place 306 00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:59,916 have tried and failed over and over to help me. 307 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,052 They feel exactly as terrible as you do. 308 00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:03,854 'Cause, you see, this whole self-doubt, 309 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,189 if you are any good at this job, it never goes away. 310 00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:12,029 So you can either let that drive you to be a better doctor 311 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,932 or you can let it drive you right the hell out of this place. 312 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,801 That's really the only decision you have to make. 313 00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:22,605 Wow, that's the first piece of real advice you've ever given me. 314 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,041 You're welcome. 315 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,208 Go ahead and have yourself a terrific career there, Tiger. 316 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,179 -He's in here. -Oh, come on. 317 00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:35,184 I am so sorry about the way that I talked to you. 318 00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:37,620 Why? It's the first time I've ever respected you. 319 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,321 Fair. 320 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,657 Would it help if I sat over there and let you hurl insults at me? 321 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,326 It would. Should we start with hair or body? 322 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,328 Uh... 323 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,098 -Body. -Trick question. We're gonna do both. 324 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,399 Even though it's blonde, I can see your mustache. 325 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:53,369 Received, and thank you. 326 00:15:57,974 --> 00:16:00,242 You promised you wouldn't get all Dr. Cox on us. 327 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,812 Dr. Cox, huh? 328 00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:06,750 Would he be hiding away with his keister exposed 329 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:11,420 on what has to be the most synthetic and unholy of upholstery? 330 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,992 Carla, I barely even know who that guy is anymore. 331 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,262 This is hard. I have to do what's best for him. 332 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,299 Look, Jordan. I can't tell you not to take Dr. Cox somewhere else. 333 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:26,435 But when you make a decision out of fear, it's usually the wrong one. 334 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,940 No one is going to care about Perry more than Turk and J.D. and I do. 335 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,074 Look. 336 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:35,045 And I would never want Perry to know this. 337 00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,114 But I love him very much. 338 00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:40,583 -And if anything were to happen, I-- -It won't. 339 00:16:40,716 --> 00:16:42,085 You promise? 340 00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:43,619 We got this. 341 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,356 I was the chief of medicine. 342 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,259 Nothing happened in this place unless I gave it the go-ahead. 343 00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:51,427 Nothing. 344 00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:53,629 And now... 345 00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:58,068 people tell me when to eat... 346 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,604 when to pee, 347 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:03,639 when to sleep. 348 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,342 Nurses follow me into the bathroom, 349 00:17:06,475 --> 00:17:09,946 and not in the fun way like back in the '80s. 350 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:14,885 I have no privacy, no control. 351 00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:16,753 The whole thing is so-- 352 00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:18,587 -Dehumanizing? -Yes. 353 00:17:19,055 --> 00:17:20,723 Yes, this sucks. 354 00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:23,760 It's something doctors don't even understand until they're in that gown. 355 00:17:26,263 --> 00:17:28,631 And that's why I had to treat you like a patient. 356 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,768 It wasn't to be demeaning. 357 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,071 It's just... 358 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,374 I know how to get a patient through this. 359 00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:42,846 If you let me. 360 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:54,356 I thought I had this all figured out with those infusions. 361 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,026 What am I getting wrong? 362 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,795 Bud, I'm just a caveman surgeon. I don't make medical diagnoses. 363 00:17:58,929 --> 00:17:59,996 But I can diagnose you. 364 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,166 When you care too much, you do too much. 365 00:18:04,201 --> 00:18:07,137 What's the thing you would do if you just trusted your instincts? 366 00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:12,042 You don't need all those tests, okay? 367 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,978 I'm going back to my first instinct in keeping you on the treatment. 368 00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,780 I'll just switch out the prophylactic antibiotic 369 00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:18,681 that your kidney was responding poorly to. 370 00:18:18,815 --> 00:18:21,818 I'm thrilled you could use my body to get your groove back on there, Stella. 371 00:18:21,952 --> 00:18:26,022 Now, listen carefully. I have no objectivity about any of this. 372 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,656 I am a patient now. 373 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:31,094 So I need you to trust yourself, because I trust you. 374 00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,561 Perry, that means so much to me. 375 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,097 Not finished. 376 00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:36,699 I trust you because I taught you everything that I know. 377 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,534 So really I'm just trusting myself, 378 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,271 and you trusting you is actually you trusting me. 379 00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:42,705 Oh, my God. 380 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,841 It's kind of like you shuffled our brains together 381 00:18:44,975 --> 00:18:46,442 like a deck of man cards. 382 00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:48,677 Why couldn't you have taught him not to say crap like that? 383 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:51,647 Well, you can't hit kids anymore. So it's very hard to teach. 384 00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:55,085 Oh, how beautiful! 385 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:59,789 I've been stuck in this place for months and haven't been able to see the seasons. 386 00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:02,558 Not sure why that leaf looks like a penis. 387 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,229 We all have a voice in our head that doubts us. 388 00:19:06,363 --> 00:19:07,396 This is amazing. 389 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,665 It's just fear. 390 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,938 You care about how everyone else sees you. 391 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,405 But what about how I see you? 392 00:19:16,538 --> 00:19:18,909 You're as brilliant as you are beautiful. 393 00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:20,277 Okay, calm down, Asher. 394 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,112 I pushed the steroids. 395 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:25,782 And I'm filled with self-doubt about every medical decision I've made today, 396 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,285 but not about you. 397 00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:31,821 It's you two? 398 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,758 But you're brother and sister. 399 00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:39,129 Although, I guess that is the ultimate taboo. 400 00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:52,042 Sometimes we fear losing the way we see ourselves. 401 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,946 And sometimes you finally face your demons 402 00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:59,082 only to realize there's someone more afraid than you are. 403 00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:03,320 It all boils down to feeling that you're not enough. 404 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,288 Did you do all this? 405 00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:07,290 No, I was just bringing you up here to look at the stars. 406 00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:10,626 Well, whoever did it is the most thoughtful, romantic, sexiest man 407 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,095 to ever keep his ass tight. 408 00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:13,529 -Babe. -Hmm. 409 00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:15,597 -I can't believe you did this for me. -Mm-hmm. 410 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:17,767 Yo. I would have gone bigger. 411 00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:18,935 Wait for it. 412 00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:21,737 Yo! 413 00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:22,906 Fireworks! 414 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,442 This is perfect. 415 00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:28,244 Who would look at all those stars and still think the Earth is round? 416 00:20:30,612 --> 00:20:32,382 -I'm kidding. -You totally got me. 417 00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:34,616 You're actually hot enough to be a flat-earther. 418 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:35,718 I could get past it. 419 00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:37,187 Aw! 420 00:20:38,254 --> 00:20:39,588 Fireworks. Really? 421 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,191 Perry needs to sleep. 422 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,626 Speak for yourself, Stick. They've got booze. 423 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:49,498 ♪ Rise in the cool Of the evening ♪ 424 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,185 Can you go deeper? 425 00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:55,888 No, I'm giving you all I got. 426 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,388 Do you want me to do you? 427 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,224 Yeah, but be gentle. It's my first time receiving. 428 00:21:00,358 --> 00:21:02,528 Oh, yes! 429 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,065 Okay, enough foreplay. Take off your pants. 430 00:21:06,197 --> 00:21:08,534 All right, I just have to do one thing real quick. 431 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,903 Not tonight, boy. 432 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,906 This one's special.