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[DOORS CREAKING]
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[♪ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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Do you know where you are?
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Club Hell, dumbass.
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Will there be dancing?
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You are underneath the Apollyon.
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You know what that means, don't you?
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This is the portal to hell.
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[BEN BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[♪ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Mr. Nas?
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[MR. NAS WHEEZING]
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[GRUNTING]
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There you are. [BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Mr. Nas,
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I don't mean to disturb you.
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I've just come to check in on you.
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Are you...
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I need to check in on you. I need to...
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- [LIQUID DRIPPING]
- [THUDS]
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- Lower yourself.
- [SOBBING]
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[GASPS, SCREAMS]
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- [GASPING] No!
- [RASPING]
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[♪ UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMS]
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No, no! [GASPING, GRUNTING]
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[SOBBING] No, no!
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[CRYING]
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[GRUNTING, CRYING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[♪ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BEN WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
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It only hurts if you fight it.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BEN GRUNTS]
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Here is wisdom.
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- [LIQUID SQUELCHING]
- [BEN GRUNTING]
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[ELSA] Such a dream...
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to get my beloved band back together.
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So now...
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we sing for our supper.
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Hit it.
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[TAPPING ON MICROPHONE]
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[♪ GENTLE MELODY PLAYING]
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[ELSA] I remember when I was a
little girl, our house caught on fire.
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I'll never forget the
look on my father's face
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as he gathered me up in his arms
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and raced through the burning
building, out to the pavement.
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And I stood there
shivering in my pajamas
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and watched the whole
world go up in flames.
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And when it was all
over, I said to myself,
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"Is that all there is to a fire?
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Is that all there is?"
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[♪ BAND PLAYING "IS
THAT ALL THERE IS?"]
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[SINGING] ♪ Is that all there is? ♪
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♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪
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♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪
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♪ Let's break out the booze ♪
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♪ And have a ball ♪
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♪ If that's all ♪
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♪ There is ♪
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And when I was 12 years old,
my daddy took me to the circus.
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The greatest show on earth!
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There were clowns and
elephants and dancing bears.
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And a beautiful lady in pink
tights flew high above our heads.
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And as I sat there watching,
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I had the feeling that
something was missing.
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I don't know what, but
when it was all over,
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I said to myself, "Is that
all there is to a circus?
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Is that all there is?"
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♪ Is that all there is? ♪
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♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪
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♪ Then let's keep... ♪
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I know what you must
be saying to yourselves.
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"If that's the way she feels about it,
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why doesn't she just end it all?"
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Oh, no.
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Not me.
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I'm not ready for that
final disappointment
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because I know just as well as
I'm standing here talking to you
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that when that final moment comes,
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and I'm breathing my last breath,
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I'll be saying to myself...
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♪ Is that all there is? ♪
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♪ Is that all there is? ♪
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♪ If that's all there is, my friends ♪
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♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪
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♪ Let's break out the booze ♪
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♪ And have a ball ♪
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♪ If that's all ♪
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♪ There ♪
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♪ Is ♪
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[♪ SONG ENDS]
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[AUDIENCE CLAPPING, CHEERING]
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Oh! [CHUCKLES]
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[SILENCE]
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[WATCH RATTLES]
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[AUDIENCE CLAPPING, CHEERING]
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[PERSON CLAPPING]
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[CANE TAPS]
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Fräulein.
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[ELSA CHUCKLES]
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Meine Damen und Herren,
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mesdames et messieurs,
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ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to the other
greatest show on earth.
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[CHUCKLES]
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At last, we are assembled
here for this special occasion
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around the sacred Hellmouth.
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But first, let's welcome to the stage
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our vibrant host,
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Mr. Nas.
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[♪ ORGAN PLAYING EERIE MUSIC]
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[ELSA IN GERMAN]
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Scheisse.
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We offer these to you, Lord,
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so that you may reach
your fullest potential.
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[GEARS CLANKING, TURNING]
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[♪ EERIE ORGAN MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[FLAMES CRACKLING]
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Tonight, a celebration of whores,
miscreants and profanities.
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Thirteen ladies all taken before
they could reach their true potential.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay, if you say so.
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Welcome to the Jezebel Ball,
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featuring Mr. Nas's favorite bad girls.
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Roll call. Hit it, Paul.
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[♪ PLAYING UPBEAT SHUFFLE]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[♪ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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Jesus. Whose cock do I have to
suck to get a light around here?
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Say hello and a warm
goodbye to Hypodermic Sally.
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Smack addict, hotel harlot, murderess.
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- Yeah, that about covers it.
- Wha...
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[SCREAMS]
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[FLAMES WHOOSH]
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Eva Braun.
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Gestapo gal pal and house pet...
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- [SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
- ... to Adolf Hitler. Auf Wiedersehen!
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[SHRIEKS]
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- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
- And Wallis Simpson.
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Dynasty-busting divorcée
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with an eye for the
fürher and a bod for sin.
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Neither poor Ms. Braun nor I belong
anywhere near your butcher's block.
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We've both been champions
of this fine cause
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since before the Hindenburg.
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- [SCREAMS]
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
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What is happening? Oh,
I'm terribly frightened.
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Ayn Rand, selfish
writer and welfare queen.
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You can't extinguish the
only breed that matters...
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- [SCREAMS]
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
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Brigitte Bardot, vegetarian
man-eater, busty bigot.
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[SHOUTS IN FRENCH, SCREAMS]
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[FLAMES WHOOSH]
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Catherine the Great, empress
of Russia, traitor of husband,
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fucker of horses.
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[SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN]
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- Now, that's a party trick.
- [SCREAMING]
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[FLAMES WHOOSH]
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[ELSA] Mamie Eisenhower.
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Now, you wait just a minute.
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I did nothing but tell my
husband how doggone good he was
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on behalf of a grateful nation.
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A frozen-dinner first
lady for the Cold War.
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Average American complacency
in a frilly pink apron.
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Now, you... [SCREAMS]
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- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
- Jesus. How many more of these, huh?
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How many more? Let's
get on with it. Christ.
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Elena Ceaușescu, sneaky
Romanian tyrant, shopping addict.
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- [SHOUTING IN ROMANIAN, SCREAMING]
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
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Jezebel. Phoenician schemer and
the original slutty princess.
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[SPEAKS IN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, SCREAMS]
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- Tuberculosis Karen.
- [GRUNTS]
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I'm not scared of you!
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I fucking dare you, you
fucked-out old whore!
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- Eat shit, cocksucker!
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
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Whew! That one was crazier
than a shithouse rat.
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Margaret Thatcher, school milk snatcher,
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common enemy to the common people,
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union-busting bitch.
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Your callous disregard sent Irish
hunger strikers to their death.
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Crime is crime is crime. It
is not political. It is crime.
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They say the lady is made of iron.
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She's as hollow as Yorkshire pudding.
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Trickle down this
hellhole. But no, first...
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first... apologize.
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No, no, no!
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[ECHOES]
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- Toodle-oo! Don't cry for her, Argentina.
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
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- [♪ PLAYS DRUM FILL]
- And now you, Elizabeth Short.
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- Wait!
- [SOBS]
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Before you do that, my mother
wanted us to take a moment
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as a family.
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Thank you, Dark Lord, for guiding
us into this new and better world.
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A world where my hands can
bring justice if they so choose.
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Where strength doesn't
lead to loneliness.
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Where love is for the taking.
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And no one can ever
tell anyone to go away.
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- [ALL] Hail Satan.
- Hail Satan.
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- Amen.
- [CANE TAPS]
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All right, let's be done with it.
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- And now, you, Elizabeth Short.
- [GASPS]
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The famous Black Dahlia.
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I don't understand.
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[SOBS] What did I ever
do to deserve this?
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I don't know.
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What? Because he said so.
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A wannabe actress with a loose top
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and bottomless hunger for validation.
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You sucked the earth dry
with your hopeless dreaming.
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[CRYING] Why?
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- [SCREAMING]
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
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[SCREAM ECHOES]
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[♪ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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Well, is that all there is?
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Are we one short?
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Yeah, that was 12. I
thought you counted.
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I was brought back for this?
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[KAI] What the fuck, Winter?
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- I was doing the heavy lifting.
- I was brought back for this?
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We need one more. Why
don't you volunteer?
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I'm out of here.
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[SIGHS]
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Au revoir.
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Goodbye.
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Bummer of a gig.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Move it.
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Happy to serve.
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Hail Satan.
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[FLAMES CRACKLING]
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[♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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- [SHRIEK]
- [SCREAMS, GASPS]
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Oh, Mr. Zamboni, I do apologize.
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[PANTING] What?
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My Eierlikör must have packed more
spice than the human body can bear.
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You gave us quite a fright.
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Too much nutmeg can lead
to myristicin poisoning.
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It's not uncommon around the holidays.
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You... You might feel
dizzy for the next 48 hours.
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[CONSTANCE] Yes, but Mr. Phibes
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has assured me that
the delirium has passed.
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Oh, my God.
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You were tossing and turning
and screaming such crazy things.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But that's all over now.
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Look. The sun is rising.
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It's a new dawn for all of us.
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Quick game of gin?
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Sure. I'd rather play it
than drink it. [CHUCKLES]
255
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Now, you just rest, honey.
256
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Couple hours of shut-eye, and
you are going to be right as rain.
257
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[♪ "IS THAT ALL THERE IS"
PLAYING FAINTLY ON SPEAKERS]
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- Knock.
- Ugh.
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Sixteen.
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You're up to 65.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just deal.
262
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You know, I figured out that
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there's 13 cards in
every suit in the deck.
264
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You know, I have to admit,
265
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I am gonna be happier than a girl
in a sundress at the county fair
266
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never to hear the mention
of the number 13 again.
267
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:57,266
You know, they tried
sacrificing one or two at a time,
268
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but it barely made a
dent on his biomarkers.
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I don't know whose idea it was
to sacrifice 13 at one time,
270
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but maybe they got up to three or four,
271
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and somebody suggested they jump
ahead to Mr. Nas's favorite number.
272
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But... [INHALES SHARPLY]
... when they did,
273
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oh, those biomarkers shot
up faster than my "enis-pay"
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at The Corner Pocket
back room in New Orleans.
275
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He was pleased.
276
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:26,754
Well, that's just fascinating.
You must tell me more.
277
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Well, the number 13 has always
been associated with the Dark Lord
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and all about evil.
279
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Judas was the 13th
guest at the Last Supper,
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which solidified that number
with death and betrayal.
281
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Before that, 12 was the perfect number.
282
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It was 12 months in the
year, 12 signs in the zodiac,
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12 hours in the day.
284
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But 13 disrupted that
perfection, just like Mr. Nas did.
285
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Thirteen stands for instability, chaos.
286
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Okay, those 13 women were
brought back by Satan himself.
287
00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:09,589
But, I mean, why, why drag
them up from their graves
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just to snuff them out again?
289
00:20:12,216 --> 00:20:14,510
Well, last night, when our Dark Lord
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finally let his son
drink from the chalice,
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he wanted the sacrifices to
have a little extra sauce.
292
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:25,187
Now, remember, Rauhnacht
only comes once a year,
293
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when the Hellmouth is at its hungriest.
294
00:20:28,274 --> 00:20:29,537
How do you know all this?
295
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,569
I mean, what, do you have
somebody on the inside?
296
00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:35,406
Oh, back in the day, when I was
in the flesh, these were my people.
297
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I was in the room the night
Anton LaVey shaved his head.
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An original member of the
Church of Satan. How about that?
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My, my.
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Knock.
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- Eleven.
- What, are you cheating?
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00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:55,217
No. I... I have three rules in life.
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I never refuse a rim
job from a married man,
304
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I never turn down a free drink,
305
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and I never, ever cheat at cards.
306
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I mean, what's in it for you? What
are you getting out of all of this?
307
00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:11,609
Well, I had dreams, real
dreams, movie dreams.
308
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I was gonna be the
next Kenneth Anger and
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make my own version of Scorpio Rising.
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00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:20,284
But that dream died the
night I was blackjacked
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by a reluctant piece
of trade I picked up
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that robbed me of my wallet and my watch
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and gave me a case of the gay knocks.
314
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I died two days later, alone.
315
00:21:34,757 --> 00:21:37,551
But when Mr. Nas comes
back to full strength,
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he's gonna let me make that biker movie.
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Yeah, might be a small
exchange for my immortal soul,
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00:21:44,308 --> 00:21:47,228
but a dream is a dream,
no matter how little.
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Enough of my sob story.
How did you end up here?
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00:21:52,983 --> 00:21:54,485
Same way you did.
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I made a deal with the devil.
322
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But that story...
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requires a stiff one.
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- My favorite kind.
- [GIGGLES]
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- [GLASSWARE RATTLING]
- [♪ CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
326
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[CONSTANCE] Just neat.
327
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[MR. PHIBES] There's your
drink. Now spill the tea.
328
00:22:19,301 --> 00:22:21,929
[CONSTANCE] I... I just
want to say something.
329
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With all due respect, I am not like you.
330
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,771
I am not a rough-trade person.
331
00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:34,108
I've seen your rough edges,
deary, and I love them.
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Like me, like all of us,
you've been through pain.
333
00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:41,323
You can't hide that.
334
00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:43,993
Why... [CHUCKLES] ...
aren't you the sweet-talker?
335
00:22:45,911 --> 00:22:47,204
Here's the story.
336
00:22:48,205 --> 00:22:50,708
Mr. Nas came to me.
337
00:22:51,459 --> 00:22:53,753
So youthful.
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00:22:54,336 --> 00:22:56,922
Filled with... [SUCKS IN BREATH]
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... vitality.
340
00:22:58,758 --> 00:23:03,554
Just... the most beautiful...
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00:23:04,764 --> 00:23:09,059
beautiful fallen angel you
could ever, ever imagine.
342
00:23:09,143 --> 00:23:12,688
I only got the older version,
and I'm not even a wrinkle queen.
343
00:23:12,772 --> 00:23:14,940
He must have wanted you badly.
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I guess he did. [CHUCKLES]
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00:23:17,693 --> 00:23:20,821
And the deal that devil
made me... oh, my God...
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was something I could not turn down.
347
00:23:25,284 --> 00:23:28,746
- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
- [CONSTANCE] He summoned me. I came.
348
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Who could resist such an invitation?
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I wasn't bothered by the
supernatural pull of it all...
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you know, the dark intention.
351
00:23:40,424 --> 00:23:43,209
I've been living with
that unworldly vibe
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for years in that goddamn ghost house.
353
00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:49,266
Constance, my favorite sinner.
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00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:51,018
There's my girl.
355
00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:53,854
[♪ JAZZ-FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Please, take a seat.
357
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[CONSTANCE] He greeted
me, my knees went weak.
358
00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:07,243
And so that night, he told
me of his plan to bring order.
359
00:24:07,993 --> 00:24:12,706
Told me he had chosen me to
help him gain that throne.
360
00:24:13,374 --> 00:24:15,626
He was confident. I liked that.
361
00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:20,714
New world order. [CHUCKLING] Christ!
362
00:24:20,798 --> 00:24:23,217
As though things couldn't get
any worse than they already are.
363
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,886
Don't use his name in front of me again!
364
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,930
You're gonna rise up and rule the world,
365
00:24:28,013 --> 00:24:32,309
then you better find yourself a
goddamn sense of humor, mister.
366
00:24:32,393 --> 00:24:33,769
Jesus H Christ.
367
00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:37,648
[CHUCKLES] You delight me. Always have.
368
00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:40,901
Afraid of nothing, not even me.
369
00:24:42,069 --> 00:24:46,323
[SCOFFS] I've dealt with
monsters my whole life.
370
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,159
I know you all well.
371
00:24:49,243 --> 00:24:51,078
So we have an agreement, then.
372
00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:54,081
You help me reach my dotage,
bring about my destiny?
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00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:56,792
[SIGHS]
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00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:01,463
[CHUCKLES] Why not, hmm?
375
00:25:03,048 --> 00:25:04,758
I've got nothing to lose.
376
00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:09,555
[♪ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
377
00:25:12,329 --> 00:25:13,869
_
378
00:25:15,227 --> 00:25:19,523
[CONSTANCE] And then, just
as I sold my soul to the devil
379
00:25:19,607 --> 00:25:21,317
and signed it all away,
380
00:25:22,902 --> 00:25:24,862
I naturally asked for something.
381
00:25:25,696 --> 00:25:27,156
So if I do this...
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00:25:29,617 --> 00:25:31,201
there's one thing...
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that I ask for in return.
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00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:37,735
Name your price.
385
00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:40,419
I want to be a mother again.
386
00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,633
But this time...
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00:25:47,718 --> 00:25:49,094
to do it right.
388
00:25:50,638 --> 00:25:52,097
Seal it with a kiss?
389
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,662
[CRYING] Oh...
390
00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:23,504
This time...
391
00:26:24,254 --> 00:26:26,757
I'll do right by you,
I promise, I promise.
392
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,008
Yeah.
393
00:26:28,092 --> 00:26:29,843
Babies, babies, babies.
394
00:26:29,927 --> 00:26:31,804
- [CRYING] Oh...
- _
395
00:26:34,223 --> 00:26:35,224
Are you crying?
396
00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:37,643
What can I say? I'm a softy.
397
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:41,480
I'm glad for you. Glad for
your closure. A new beginning.
398
00:26:41,563 --> 00:26:44,191
Well, come on, you old softy.
399
00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:48,743
Let's go see if that
Lilith Fair down there
400
00:26:48,753 --> 00:26:51,073
did anything for our Mr. Nas.
401
00:26:53,951 --> 00:26:55,744
[♪ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
402
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:57,162
[SNAKE HISSING]
403
00:26:59,915 --> 00:27:05,838
Each sacrifice of 13 souls elevates
the biomarkers in his blood.
404
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:14,388
Once they reach a hundred,
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00:27:15,597 --> 00:27:17,016
he will rise.
406
00:27:19,977 --> 00:27:21,687
- So?
- [MACHINE BEEPS]
407
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,021
Ninety-six.
408
00:27:23,105 --> 00:27:24,773
[CHUCKLES]
409
00:27:24,857 --> 00:27:26,942
Just a whisker from 100.
410
00:27:27,025 --> 00:27:28,235
[♪ ORGAN PLAYING EERIE MUSIC]
411
00:27:28,318 --> 00:27:30,696
A new dawn approaches.
412
00:27:31,238 --> 00:27:32,614
Hail Satan.
413
00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:35,367
Hail Satan.
414
00:27:35,993 --> 00:27:38,078
Hail Satan!
415
00:27:38,162 --> 00:27:40,456
- Hail Satan!
- [FLAMES WHOOSH]
416
00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,461
[♪ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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