1 00:00:08,956 --> 00:00:10,349 ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 2 00:00:10,523 --> 00:00:11,785 ♪ Have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:13,849 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:15,253 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,571 --> 00:00:16,703 ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 6 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:18,792 ♪ Leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:18,899 --> 00:00:20,509 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,087 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:22,098 --> 00:00:23,360 ♪ I'm headin' on up to South America ♪ 10 00:00:23,616 --> 00:00:25,429 ♪ See if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:28,474 --> 00:00:29,540 ♪ So come on down to South America ♪ 12 00:00:30,195 --> 00:00:32,023 ♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:36,022 --> 00:00:39,068 There are so many fun things to do in South America, 14 00:00:39,242 --> 00:00:41,027 but it is still my favorite. 15 00:00:41,277 --> 00:00:45,020 The South America Mall has movie theaters and a food court, 16 00:00:45,031 --> 00:00:48,599 and that is why it is my happy place. 17 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,450 I love to be there with my friends. 18 00:00:51,461 --> 00:00:52,592 Thank you. 19 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:56,183 Very enthralling, Peter 20 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,174 All right, Butters, how about you go next? 21 00:00:58,484 --> 00:01:00,312 OK! 22 00:01:01,525 --> 00:01:03,353 My happy place isn't really a place. 23 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:05,301 It's more of a lady. 24 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:07,967 And when I'm sad, she makes me feel better. 25 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:10,610 When I'm feeling angry, she calms me down. 26 00:01:10,621 --> 00:01:13,755 Her name is Dr. Pimple Popper. 27 00:01:13,766 --> 00:01:15,637 I watch her videos on YouTube. 28 00:01:15,648 --> 00:01:17,563 They make me feel relaxed and happy. 29 00:01:17,789 --> 00:01:19,965 I watch her pop pimples for hours and hours 30 00:01:20,283 --> 00:01:22,242 and I become so calm. 31 00:01:24,995 --> 00:01:27,998 But last night, I wasn't able to watch Dr. Pimple Popper 32 00:01:28,124 --> 00:01:30,866 because the electricity went out again at our house. 33 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,340 And you know why our electricity went out? 34 00:01:33,351 --> 00:01:35,832 Because of the goddamn billionaires 35 00:01:35,843 --> 00:01:38,410 that are building data centers right in our backyards! 36 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:40,597 Don't they have enough? 37 00:01:40,608 --> 00:01:41,914 They're gonna take from me too? 38 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:43,734 All these little weenies billionaires do 39 00:01:43,782 --> 00:01:47,133 is suck up all our resources and leave us with nothing! 40 00:01:47,355 --> 00:01:48,835 Whoa, whoa, Butters... 41 00:01:48,846 --> 00:01:50,456 And I keep telling everyone there's a billionaire problem, 42 00:01:50,637 --> 00:01:51,682 but nobody wants to listen to me. 43 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:53,882 Well, they'll listen to me now! 44 00:02:03,183 --> 00:02:04,227 Gosh dang it! 45 00:02:04,284 --> 00:02:06,590 Nobody's pissed off except for me! 46 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:09,691 I need some nice, relaxing YouTube videos 47 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,236 to calm me down. 48 00:02:11,488 --> 00:02:14,100 Well, Butters, how are you liking the new living room? 49 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:15,653 Pretty nice, huh? 50 00:02:15,664 --> 00:02:17,536 I thought the old living room was just fine. 51 00:02:17,802 --> 00:02:20,109 Well, yeah, it was fine, but I think the AI redesign 52 00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:21,388 made it a lot better. 53 00:02:21,399 --> 00:02:23,488 We just used AI to help us remodel the kitchen, 54 00:02:23,781 --> 00:02:26,001 too, Butters. You wanna come see? 55 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:27,753 You guys don't care that all these dumb billionaires 56 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,049 are building data centers in our backyards? 57 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:32,051 Oh, Butters, not again. 58 00:02:32,138 --> 00:02:34,140 Progress is a good thing, OK? 59 00:02:34,314 --> 00:02:37,795 AI is a useful tool for everyone here in South America. 60 00:02:37,806 --> 00:02:39,721 Useful for the weenie billionaires, maybe. 61 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:41,472 That's enough of that talk, Butters. 62 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,408 The Stotches are not communists. 63 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:46,195 Don't make us ground you for being a libtard. 64 00:02:46,814 --> 00:02:48,676 Well, but you already did ground me for being a libtard, 65 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:50,090 Dad, last night. 66 00:02:50,101 --> 00:02:51,929 Oh, yeah. Come on, honey, 67 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,420 let's use AI to remodel our bedroom. 68 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,639 Oh, yes! 69 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:00,482 Hey, guys, looks like we got a good one today. 70 00:03:00,582 --> 00:03:01,627 Look at this blackhead, 71 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:03,169 it's coming out of the forehead pimple. 72 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:04,637 Eh. 73 00:03:04,648 --> 00:03:06,215 Oh, yeah, there it is. There it goes. 74 00:03:06,466 --> 00:03:07,597 There's some pus. 75 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,338 That's better. 76 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:11,220 We're just gonna excrete that 77 00:03:11,351 --> 00:03:13,005 - right out... there we go... - That was a good one. 78 00:03:13,135 --> 00:03:14,528 What the... 79 00:03:15,105 --> 00:03:17,499 Oh, no! Not again! 80 00:03:18,173 --> 00:03:19,739 No! 81 00:03:19,929 --> 00:03:21,975 Well, that does it! 82 00:03:24,529 --> 00:03:26,096 Goddamn billionaire weenies! 83 00:03:28,846 --> 00:03:30,631 Why don't you go build your data center 84 00:03:30,761 --> 00:03:32,720 in someone else's backyard? 85 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,961 Ya bunch of AI-lovin' weenies! 86 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,673 You think you can just do whatever you want? 87 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,893 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 88 00:03:42,904 --> 00:03:44,645 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 89 00:03:44,656 --> 00:03:47,616 ♪ We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ♪ 90 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,845 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 91 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:51,858 ♪ The sky is sunny ♪ 92 00:03:51,869 --> 00:03:56,135 ♪ Old man depression, you are through, you've done us wrong ♪ 93 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,803 Now arriving at Weenietown! 94 00:03:58,169 --> 00:03:59,170 New billionaires, 95 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:00,400 disembark here. 96 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,937 Move on in now, we have another train full coming. 97 00:04:08,408 --> 00:04:12,064 ♪ We're in the money, come on, my honey ♪ 98 00:04:12,075 --> 00:04:13,859 Hey, you're making our power go out! 99 00:04:14,141 --> 00:04:15,795 Why don't you build your data centers 100 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:17,243 in someone else's backyard? 101 00:04:18,093 --> 00:04:19,321 Butters! 102 00:04:19,332 --> 00:04:22,161 Butters, what the hell are you doing in those bushes? 103 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:23,608 It's the weenie billionaires, Dad! 104 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,718 There's even more of them now! 105 00:04:25,729 --> 00:04:27,862 Ah, damn it. Stop going off on tangents 106 00:04:27,986 --> 00:04:29,639 about billionaires! 107 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:30,651 It's not a tangent! 108 00:04:30,662 --> 00:04:31,794 They're right here in our damn yard! 109 00:04:32,127 --> 00:04:34,713 - Come and look! - You get inside, mister! 110 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:37,771 I told you, you are grounded! 111 00:04:38,604 --> 00:04:39,722 Dang it! 112 00:04:42,496 --> 00:04:44,020 Jesus, that kid won't stop saying 113 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:46,054 we have a billionaire problem. 114 00:04:46,065 --> 00:04:48,459 I think maybe we do have an issue, Linda. 115 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,560 What do you mean? 116 00:04:51,035 --> 00:04:53,733 Do you remember when Butters was younger, 117 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:57,234 we let him get vaccinated for measles? 118 00:04:57,245 --> 00:05:00,030 Yeah, so? 119 00:05:00,112 --> 00:05:01,896 We let him get vaccinated, Linda. 120 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:04,116 And now... 121 00:05:04,366 --> 00:05:06,803 Our son may actually be libtarded. 122 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,039 Oh, no! No! 123 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,651 My fellow billionaires! 124 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,859 Our numbers continue to grow, 125 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,959 and now, as mayor of Weenietown, 126 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,787 I'm happy to announce the opening 127 00:05:23,798 --> 00:05:25,539 of our new data center in this backyard. 128 00:05:28,934 --> 00:05:30,849 But now that we are growing so rapidly, 129 00:05:31,056 --> 00:05:32,535 we must be careful. 130 00:05:32,547 --> 00:05:34,201 There are so many of us billionaires now, 131 00:05:34,494 --> 00:05:37,671 we might be starting to annoy people. 132 00:05:38,712 --> 00:05:40,757 That's why I talked before about the importance 133 00:05:40,768 --> 00:05:42,248 of not drawing attention to ourselves. 134 00:05:42,911 --> 00:05:44,884 OK? So... 135 00:05:44,895 --> 00:05:47,942 who went on the Joe Rogan podcast last night? 136 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:50,771 That was me! 137 00:05:50,921 --> 00:05:52,357 OK, see, we can't do that. 138 00:05:52,536 --> 00:05:54,277 Well, which podcast should we go on? 139 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:55,811 No, no, you don't go on any podcast. 140 00:05:55,993 --> 00:05:57,059 You see, that's what I'm saying. 141 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,159 You're billionaires now... 142 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:00,085 us billionaires stay behind the scenes. 143 00:06:01,162 --> 00:06:02,946 But if we don't go on podcasts, 144 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:04,089 how do we boost our Instagram? 145 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,494 No, no, no, you don't have an Instagram, OK? 146 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:08,330 Then how do people hear our opinions? 147 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:10,741 Nobody wants to hear a billionaire's opinion. 148 00:06:10,752 --> 00:06:12,537 Guys, guys, guys, that's the point I'm trying to make. 149 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:14,447 We gotta lay low. 150 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,373 If people start getting annoyed with us billionaires, 151 00:06:16,464 --> 00:06:18,989 it could be really bad for Weenietown. 152 00:06:23,656 --> 00:06:25,762 - Yes? - Exterminator. 153 00:06:25,773 --> 00:06:27,601 I understand you've got some... 154 00:06:27,808 --> 00:06:29,549 billionaires in your backyard? 155 00:06:29,636 --> 00:06:31,290 Yeah! I swear, there's more of these 156 00:06:31,377 --> 00:06:33,248 stupid billionaires every day. 157 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,870 Yeah, well, that's the country we're living in now, I'm afraid. 158 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,992 But hopefully everything's gonna change in November. 159 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:39,536 That's when "Grand Theft Auto"... 160 00:06:39,547 --> 00:06:41,245 "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out, I know! 161 00:06:41,256 --> 00:06:42,431 Could you come help me, please? 162 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,924 Yeah, let's take a look at the little buggers. 163 00:06:50,918 --> 00:06:52,398 There. Right there. 164 00:06:52,528 --> 00:06:54,574 Oh, yeah. Yeah, those are definitely billionaires. 165 00:06:54,704 --> 00:06:56,663 Looks like they got a little data center going right there. 166 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:58,112 Pretty big one, too. 167 00:06:58,123 --> 00:06:59,776 Well, yeah, it's taking all the power from our house, 168 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:02,109 and I can't watch my YouTube videos! 169 00:07:02,483 --> 00:07:04,703 Yeah, well, it's probably best you just move. 170 00:07:04,714 --> 00:07:06,847 Move? I'm not gonna move! 171 00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,251 I was here before they were! 172 00:07:08,544 --> 00:07:10,633 Well, actually, billionaires have always been around, 173 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:13,111 people just didn't pay attention to them as much. 174 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:15,037 This is some new strain of billionaire. 175 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:16,953 They like to go on podcasts and get into public arguments 176 00:07:17,434 --> 00:07:18,500 with Mark Ruffalo. 177 00:07:18,511 --> 00:07:19,903 Oh, jeez! 178 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,253 Yeah, well, I sprayed them. 179 00:07:21,264 --> 00:07:22,526 That'll shut them up for a little bit. 180 00:07:22,631 --> 00:07:24,372 But once they take root like this, it's pretty much it 181 00:07:24,691 --> 00:07:25,692 for the town. 182 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,211 "It for the town"? 183 00:07:27,222 --> 00:07:29,572 Yeah, this is a really aggressive nonnative species. 184 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:31,527 Really messes with the whole ecosystem. 185 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:32,830 The whole town's in danger, 186 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,483 and you ain't doing nothing? 187 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,170 Yeah, well, it's South America, kid. 188 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:38,313 Nobody really gives a shit. 189 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,735 Well, then, we'll make them give a poop. 190 00:07:39,746 --> 00:07:40,834 Come on! 191 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:47,252 Gentlemen, thank you all for coming. 192 00:07:47,453 --> 00:07:50,630 Many of you here are new to Weenietown, 193 00:07:50,641 --> 00:07:53,687 - having just recently become billionaires. - _ 194 00:07:53,698 --> 00:07:57,093 And it has come to our attention that nobody has yet taught you 195 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:00,596 proper billionaire etiquette. 196 00:08:00,683 --> 00:08:03,730 So we're going to play the should and shouldn't game. 197 00:08:03,741 --> 00:08:05,047 Let's start with this. 198 00:08:05,297 --> 00:08:06,863 Should a good billionaire 199 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:09,431 fly in private jets all over the world? 200 00:08:11,596 --> 00:08:13,419 - No? - Wrong! 201 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:14,627 Flying in jets all over the world 202 00:08:14,915 --> 00:08:16,830 is something billionaires should do! 203 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,292 Perfectly fine. 204 00:08:18,303 --> 00:08:20,001 Billionaires have been doing it for decades. 205 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,449 Should a good billionaire buy a huge yacht 206 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,593 on which to do drugs? 207 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,525 They should not. 208 00:08:27,536 --> 00:08:29,843 No, no, they should! 209 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,421 Get your yacht. Do a bunch of drugs. 210 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:33,063 Nobody cares. 211 00:08:33,074 --> 00:08:36,382 Now, should a good billionaire go on Joe Rogan 212 00:08:36,545 --> 00:08:38,417 and talk about peptides? 213 00:08:38,504 --> 00:08:40,941 Yes! 214 00:08:40,952 --> 00:08:42,258 No! 215 00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:44,662 No, a billionaire weenie should not go on any podcast 216 00:08:45,032 --> 00:08:47,252 and talk about peptides. 217 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:49,068 Here's another example. 218 00:08:49,079 --> 00:08:50,174 Should a good billionaire 219 00:08:50,185 --> 00:08:53,101 spend all the money they made on prostitutes? 220 00:08:53,606 --> 00:08:56,156 Yes, yes, of course, they can spend all their money on prostitutes. 221 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:58,256 That's completely normal. 222 00:08:58,827 --> 00:09:01,342 But should we go on social media 223 00:09:01,353 --> 00:09:02,702 and feed COVID conspiracy theories 224 00:09:02,832 --> 00:09:05,357 by discussing our wife's six miscarriages? 225 00:09:07,164 --> 00:09:08,774 No! Damn it, no. 226 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,226 What, we're not allowed to have our own opinions? 227 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:14,104 Yeah, billionaires get to have opinions too! 228 00:09:14,191 --> 00:09:15,454 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 229 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,282 No, no, you actually can't! 230 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:18,794 That's the point! 231 00:09:18,805 --> 00:09:20,720 Remember back to when you were all young. 232 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:22,298 You were socially awkward little penises 233 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:23,810 that nobody liked. 234 00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:25,670 Well, now that you're billionaires, 235 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,020 you're still socially awkward little penises 236 00:09:28,031 --> 00:09:29,250 that nobody likes. 237 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:32,057 Let's put it another way. 238 00:09:32,068 --> 00:09:33,233 Show of hands... 239 00:09:33,244 --> 00:09:35,812 who in this room was a really popular cool kid in school? 240 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,772 Right, none of you. 241 00:09:40,783 --> 00:09:42,219 And just because you got rich, 242 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:43,970 that doesn't mean you suddenly got cool too. 243 00:09:44,472 --> 00:09:46,343 Everyone thinks I'm cool. 244 00:09:46,354 --> 00:09:48,443 No. Nobody thinks you're cool. 245 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,760 All you have to learn to do is shut up, OK? 246 00:09:51,246 --> 00:09:52,654 Because if you don't, 247 00:09:52,665 --> 00:09:55,363 then Billionaire Weenietown is done for! 248 00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:03,915 These weenie billionaires 249 00:10:03,926 --> 00:10:05,754 built a data center in my backyard. 250 00:10:05,841 --> 00:10:08,539 And if we don't do something, it could harm our whole town. 251 00:10:08,713 --> 00:10:10,759 - Tell him! - Yeah, it's true. 252 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:12,467 This is a highly aggressive species, 253 00:10:12,554 --> 00:10:14,251 and they're multiplying fast. 254 00:10:14,262 --> 00:10:16,244 So we thought we'd better get the word out. 255 00:10:16,255 --> 00:10:19,137 Uh-huh. Look, kid, things are bad everywhere, OK? 256 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:21,476 The best we can hope for is that when November comes, 257 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:22,999 we can all get "Grand Theft Auto VI" 258 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:24,305 and not care about anything. 259 00:10:24,674 --> 00:10:25,719 Amen to that. 260 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:27,384 No, no, come on! 261 00:10:27,395 --> 00:10:29,223 You really want our whole town to get overrun 262 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:30,833 with little weenies doing whatever they want? 263 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:34,141 I'm just heavily invested in what happens in November. 264 00:10:34,152 --> 00:10:35,893 I invested in the ultimate edition. 265 00:10:36,099 --> 00:10:37,579 Look, mister, I know 266 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:39,407 what your mom might've used to tell you. 267 00:10:39,494 --> 00:10:42,236 She probably told you to never pop your pimples. 268 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:43,683 That it could make it worse. 269 00:10:43,951 --> 00:10:45,648 But you gotta get in there. 270 00:10:45,659 --> 00:10:49,010 You gotta get in there and squeeze that son of a bitch! 271 00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:50,755 Uh-huh. Sound like you should 272 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:53,373 just go back and enjoy your little shows on TV. 273 00:10:53,384 --> 00:10:54,646 How am I supposed to enjoy my show 274 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,424 when every five minutes, 275 00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:58,818 the billionaires make the power go out? 276 00:10:58,948 --> 00:11:00,776 Wait a minute. What did you say? 277 00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:01,951 That's what they do. 278 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,487 Their little data centers suck up all the power! 279 00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:07,809 But in "Grand Theft Auto," there's save points. 280 00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:10,084 If the power keeps going out, you lose all your progress. 281 00:11:10,688 --> 00:11:12,777 Oh, Jesus, I didn't even think of that. 282 00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:15,661 These billionaires could totally screw up November! 283 00:11:15,672 --> 00:11:18,501 Pull the 5:00! We're doing a different story! 284 00:11:25,357 --> 00:11:27,533 My goodness. It's getting late. 285 00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:31,405 Butters hasn't come home for supper. 286 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:34,375 Face it, Linda. Our son is gone. 287 00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:36,442 Lost to the libtards. 288 00:11:36,771 --> 00:11:39,344 No! He could just be at a friend's house. 289 00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:40,631 Maybe I should call the Marshes and see... 290 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:42,285 He's gone, Linda! 291 00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:46,039 We finally have to pay for what you've done. 292 00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,562 Don't say that, Stephen. 293 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,292 I told you I was cornered. I... 294 00:11:49,303 --> 00:11:51,218 I've kept quiet long enough! 295 00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:54,232 Our little boy is out there probably dead 296 00:11:54,243 --> 00:11:56,897 because all those months ago, you, Linda, 297 00:11:57,224 --> 00:12:00,009 you got him vaccinated. 298 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,805 And I told you this would happen. 299 00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:03,360 But you went behind my back 300 00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:05,101 and you took him to the doctor anyway! 301 00:12:05,112 --> 00:12:06,810 The school kept sending emails. 302 00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:08,849 They said that Butters had to have his shots up to date 303 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:10,803 or he wouldn't be able to attend school. 304 00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:13,055 And so you just faked my signature 305 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,241 on the school forms. 306 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,884 Faked it because I knew 307 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:17,940 what that vaccination would do to him! 308 00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:19,997 Because I listen to podcasts! 309 00:12:20,247 --> 00:12:21,683 Oh, God! 310 00:12:21,694 --> 00:12:23,957 But you couldn't take time out of your precious day 311 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:26,035 to listen to podcasts, could you? 312 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,613 And now your son is a libtard. 313 00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:29,403 Vaccinated and turned transsexual 314 00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:31,472 and fucked to death in the streets of South America! 315 00:12:31,693 --> 00:12:33,869 No! No, Butters! 316 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,349 You couldn't imagine your son 317 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,177 not being able to attend school, 318 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:38,433 but you can imagine 319 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,920 his dead transsexual body now, can't you, Linda? 320 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,269 You fucking bitch! 321 00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:45,838 Please! Please forgive me! 322 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,633 Hold on a second. That's Butters. 323 00:12:47,937 --> 00:12:49,329 Butters, where are you? 324 00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:50,684 Sorry, Dad. I'll be right home. 325 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:53,437 I'm just... I'm finishing up some homework at Kyle's house. 326 00:12:53,922 --> 00:12:55,358 All right, well, get home soon. 327 00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:56,501 Your mom made tortellini soup. 328 00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:00,722 - Behind my back, Linda! - No! 329 00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:03,159 Our libtarded son is dead and transsexual 330 00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:05,738 because of your measles vaccine! 331 00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:11,510 This is "South America Local News." 332 00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:14,508 A change to the town name, a band on e-bikes, 333 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:16,923 and now, South America is dealing 334 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:20,546 with a highly invasive species threatening its ecosystem. 335 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:22,907 Tom, local scientists are saying 336 00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:24,964 that this new highly aggressive 337 00:13:25,094 --> 00:13:26,922 and non-native form of billionaire 338 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,457 is quickly growing here in South America. 339 00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:32,196 And as the swarm continues to spread, 340 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:34,364 we are starting to see the effects 341 00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:36,105 on the ecosystem here. 342 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:38,673 You can see behind me, Stark's Pond has become 343 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:41,419 infested with little tiny private jets 344 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:42,851 that the billionaires are using 345 00:13:42,918 --> 00:13:45,486 to get from backyard to another... ope! 346 00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:48,923 Oh, they really are everywhere, Tom. 347 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,153 Billionaires flying in my face now. 348 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,036 Billionaires are here in South America. 349 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,602 It fucking sucks! 350 00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:55,614 Hold on. 351 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,129 We have breaking news. Breaking news now. 352 00:13:58,343 --> 00:14:00,127 It appears that the invasive billionaire problem 353 00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:02,262 is completely under control. 354 00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,231 Scientists now say 355 00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:06,462 that there is nothing to worry about. 356 00:14:06,606 --> 00:14:09,740 The, uh... the species is not invasive. 357 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:12,362 It is actually good for our lakes and wildlife, 358 00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:14,847 and there is absolutely no problem. 359 00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:17,875 We're lucky the billionaires chose our town, 360 00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:20,193 and for certain, their little data centers 361 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,511 will make us all thrive. 362 00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:24,456 Fellow billionaires, 363 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,774 I have tried to stabilize our public image! 364 00:14:27,352 --> 00:14:28,745 Things were looking grim, 365 00:14:28,756 --> 00:14:30,627 so I went out and bought the local news media, 366 00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,760 as any good billionaire should. 367 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,599 And that should have fixed our problem, 368 00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:37,819 but now, can someone tell me who went out 369 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:41,181 and got in a public argument with Macklemore? 370 00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,195 God damn it, we had it figured out! 371 00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:45,164 I bought the news so we could make us seem nicer, 372 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,373 and then some little penis 373 00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:48,199 decided Macklemore needed a good talking to! 374 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,646 Who was it? 375 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:51,964 He did! He did! 376 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,325 I just thought Macklemore needed to hear my opinions. 377 00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:57,142 No, God damn it, nobody needs to hear your fucking opinions! 378 00:14:57,226 --> 00:14:59,271 Nobody cares what you think about fucking Macklemore! 379 00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:00,537 What the fuck are you doing? 380 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,584 Will you all just shut the fuck up? 381 00:15:03,853 --> 00:15:05,690 I don't know what to do, old cap. 382 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,954 It seems these new billionaires just don't want to listen 383 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,416 to us old weenies anymore. 384 00:15:09,753 --> 00:15:13,017 Such is the folly of life. 385 00:15:13,148 --> 00:15:14,497 What are we going to do? 386 00:15:14,508 --> 00:15:16,118 This will be the end of us all. 387 00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:20,938 Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, Mayor. 388 00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:23,767 You're right. Where is Miss Ladypenis? 389 00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:25,867 Out driving as always, I assume. 390 00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:27,652 I'd better get her on the phone. 391 00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:30,469 Miss Ladypenis? 392 00:15:30,774 --> 00:15:32,569 Come in, Miss Ladypenis. 393 00:15:32,841 --> 00:15:34,528 Miss Ladypenis, do you read? 394 00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:36,628 This is Ladypenis. Go ahead, Mayor. 395 00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:38,543 We need your help, Ladypenis. 396 00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:39,696 The new billionaires won't listen, 397 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,969 and they have to be relocated. 398 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,842 I'll be right in. Ladypenis out. 399 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:56,539 Oh, Butters. 400 00:15:56,669 --> 00:15:59,803 Oh, my precious little man. 401 00:15:59,886 --> 00:16:01,583 Stephen? 402 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,334 Can I get you something to drink? 403 00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:08,344 Can you get me something to drink? 404 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:11,207 Our little boy's libtarded body is out there, 405 00:16:11,278 --> 00:16:12,540 fill with a vaccine, 406 00:16:12,852 --> 00:16:14,685 turned gay and dead, 407 00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:17,471 but you want to know if I want a drink? 408 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,747 Stephen, if I had known that the measles booster 409 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:20,781 would have caused all this, I would've... 410 00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,818 You did know! 411 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,777 I told you a measle booster would kill our son, 412 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,102 and then turn him libtarded and gay! 413 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,496 - But you didn't listen! - Oh, God! 414 00:16:29,507 --> 00:16:31,553 Our son is dead because you never listen 415 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:33,805 to a single podcast I say! 416 00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:36,535 And now you know just how wrong you were! 417 00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,026 Mom, Dad, can I talk to you? 418 00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:39,158 Not now, Butters. 419 00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,867 You got led like a blind sheep, Linda! 420 00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:44,159 Followed what the school said about the vaccinations! 421 00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:47,425 I just want to say, I'm sorry I've been so ornery lately. 422 00:16:47,478 --> 00:16:49,480 You know, I shouldn't be yelling and screaming at you 423 00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:50,822 'cause billionaires are building 424 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,084 data centers in our backyards. 425 00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:54,336 Oh, God! 426 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,050 I gotta learn to control my emotions 427 00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:57,584 and not let it get to me that the little weenies control 428 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,134 the news outlets now too. 429 00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,659 Oh, billionaires control the news now too! 430 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:06,195 Do you understand now that your vaccine killed our son? 431 00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:09,013 Well... well, Stephen, he is right there. 432 00:17:09,231 --> 00:17:12,974 My God, Linda, that's it! I'm calling the FBI! 433 00:17:13,181 --> 00:17:15,139 You guys are using AI to redesign the house, 434 00:17:15,239 --> 00:17:17,459 and I need to be OK with that. 435 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,820 Hello, FBI? 436 00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:20,746 I need to report a case of bestiality. 437 00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:22,897 I've been having sex with a blind sheep. 438 00:17:22,984 --> 00:17:25,073 That's right, she's a sheep. 439 00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,260 She got our son vaccinated, and now he's dead and trans. 440 00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,012 That's right. 441 00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:31,199 I think the new living room looks real nice, guys, 442 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,559 and the new kitchen too. 443 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,832 Go to your room, Butters. You're grounded. 444 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:36,128 - Yeah! Yeah, that's right. - Ah, dang it. 445 00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:37,814 Yeah, no, I've been having sex with it 446 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,174 for years. Come and get me. 447 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,046 OK, hang on. 448 00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:43,190 The head of the FBI wants to talk to you. 449 00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:44,679 Hello? 450 00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:48,303 Yes. Yes, no, I... 451 00:17:48,314 --> 00:17:50,490 I just really wanted him to be able to go to school. 452 00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:54,450 Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 453 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,832 Just come and arrest me! 454 00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,540 I've been having sex with this thing! 455 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,139 _ 456 00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:17,996 Hello, young man. 457 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:19,617 It's me, Miss Ladypenis, 458 00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:21,151 on a prerecorded message. 459 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:22,609 Miss Ladypenis? 460 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,013 We wish to offer you a deal. 461 00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:25,993 If you help us with our problem, 462 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,832 we will leave your backyard for good. 463 00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,442 Inside this basket, you will find 464 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,542 all the items you need to accomplish your mission. 465 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,669 If you agree, go to your backyard 466 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,074 and follow these instructions explicitly. 467 00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:10,061 Boy, I sure would like to hear 468 00:19:10,352 --> 00:19:12,789 some billionaires' opinions right now! 469 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,098 Nothing better than hearing 470 00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:19,546 what billionaires have to say about stuff! 471 00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:26,554 - Ah! - Oh! 472 00:19:26,673 --> 00:19:27,848 - Ah! - Ah! 473 00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:29,067 Oh! 474 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:30,079 Come on. Let me hear it. 475 00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:32,505 You're all so interesting! 476 00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:35,399 Look! Our plan is working! 477 00:19:35,769 --> 00:19:38,065 They're drawn like moths to a flame! 478 00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:45,317 Now, boy, now! 479 00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:58,270 That's it! He's got 'em! 480 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,500 Great job, Ladypenis! 481 00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:11,733 Oh, yes. 482 00:20:12,097 --> 00:20:13,404 There's a good one. 483 00:20:13,415 --> 00:20:15,287 Let's gush this one out there. 484 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:18,159 Oh, nice one. Yeah. 485 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,119 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, I've got some billionaires ♪ 486 00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:23,208 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, now you've got some too ♪ 487 00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:25,340 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, they were in my backyard ♪ 488 00:20:25,514 --> 00:20:27,777 ♪ Now they're in yours too, too, too ♪ 489 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:33,783 Fellow billionaires, we have averted a crisis. 490 00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:35,731 The little boy has helped us 491 00:20:35,742 --> 00:20:37,700 relocate the problem billionaires, 492 00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:39,452 and now, as per our agreement, 493 00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:40,824 we will soon be moving Weenietown 494 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:42,879 to the next backyard over. 495 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,741 But as we move, let us remember 496 00:20:45,752 --> 00:20:48,059 to not draw attention to ourselves, 497 00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:50,420 for the outside world can be fickle, 498 00:20:50,538 --> 00:20:54,325 and there is a new billionaire in Weenietown every day. 499 00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,710 This is the final battle. 500 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:00,114 With you at my side, 501 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,735 we will demolish the deep state. 502 00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:04,532 We will expel the warmongers from our government. 503 00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,495 We will drive out the globalists. 504 00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:08,424 We will cast out the communists, 505 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,233 Marxists, and fascists. 506 00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:12,768 We will threw off the sick political class 507 00:21:12,919 --> 00:21:14,137 that hates our country. 508 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:17,118 We will rout the fake news media, 509 00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,741 and we will liberate America from these villains 510 00:21:20,253 --> 00:21:22,386 once and for all. 511 00:21:25,324 --> 00:21:26,891 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 512 00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:28,838 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 513 00:21:28,849 --> 00:21:32,374 ♪ We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ♪ 514 00:21:32,788 --> 00:21:34,181 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 515 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,281 Whoo-hoo! 516 00:21:46,113 --> 00:21:51,113 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -