1 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:18,917 [Vision] Who am I? 2 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:20,542 I am Vision. 3 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:23,542 At least, I was Vision. 4 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,875 I was born of conflict... 5 00:00:30,042 --> 00:00:31,667 created by Ultron... 6 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:33,125 [Ultron] We have to evolve. 7 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:35,875 [Vision] ...who was artificial and sociopathic. 8 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,208 [Ultron] Peace in our time. 9 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:42,250 But I was shaped by Stark and Banner, 10 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:45,292 who were virtuous and human. 11 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:49,708 I was not alone. 12 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:53,708 There were other AIs. Friday, DUM-E and U, 13 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,417 Jarvis and Edith. 14 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,708 Even though we were synthetic, 15 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:03,667 we chose to protect humanity, 16 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:06,542 and in so doing, I learned to love. 17 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:09,750 Her name was Wanda. 18 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,500 She made me feel real. 19 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:20,625 But then I was killed. 20 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,583 Destroyed by Thanos. 21 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:36,750 Through her grief, Wanda conjured a new Vision. 22 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:42,167 Not as I was, but as a sort of memory. 23 00:01:43,792 --> 00:01:48,708 A new life, in a world and with a family that wasn't real. 24 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,042 Now, all that is gone. 25 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,542 And yet, I live once more. 26 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:03,792 Rebuilt. 27 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,083 Same body, different mind. 28 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,792 Something new. 29 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:12,875 Disconnected. 30 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:15,167 Lost. 31 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,750 You see, I am Vision. 32 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:24,625 And yet... 33 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,042 I am not. 34 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,958 Travel, adventure, Pop. 35 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:36,500 I want to visit jungles, deserts, mountaintops. 36 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,458 Well, they got that at Disneyland. 37 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,917 You see, you just ain't been on all the rides. 38 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:46,875 [bar patron] All right, I might just step out then. 39 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,375 [Fiona] It's late, folks, what part of 'shut' do you not understand? 40 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:52,333 - [bar patron] All right. We are going now. - [Fiona] Come on. Out, out. 41 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:55,167 [Fred Sanford] Then go to to St. Louis and look up your mother's people... 42 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:58,375 [Fiona] See yas. 43 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,708 Sherwood, get out of your head. 44 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,167 I want to go home! Let's go. 45 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:10,167 We've got a hand truck for that. 46 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,958 You're just gonna hurt yourself. 47 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:14,125 Huh? Oh, yes. 48 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:17,375 Yes, actually, now you mention it, 49 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:21,083 it's as if my iliocostalis lumborum is attempting to murder me. 50 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:24,083 Is that a posh way for saying you've thrown your back out, love? 51 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,708 Yes, that's correct. My back is killing me. 52 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:27,792 [Fiona sighs] 53 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:33,917 So, do you 54 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,792 have any fun plans for this evening after work, Ms. Guthrie? 55 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:41,250 No, there's not much fun to be had at this hour. 56 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,583 Not with a boyfriend working a double shift. 57 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:48,750 It'll just be me, the telly and the smallest flat in Edinburgh. 58 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:56,958 And that silence there is where you say something back to me. 59 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:59,208 You used to be good at this. 60 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:00,583 Good at? 61 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,458 Small talk. 62 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,500 And youse never talk about yourself. 63 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:07,458 - You still find me odd? - Aye. 64 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,500 But that's a good thing. 65 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,958 There's nobody in the world quite like you. 66 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:16,333 Well, on that we can agree. 67 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,375 I don't want to pry into your life, 68 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,708 but before you started working here, 69 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:25,708 I remember when you'd come in all the time with that bonnie wee lass. 70 00:04:26,292 --> 00:04:28,417 You both had smiles for days. 71 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,333 I was a different person back then. 72 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:32,708 A long time ago I guess. 73 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:35,125 Your redhead. 74 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,542 Whatever happened to her? 75 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:42,167 Well, it's complicated I guess. She was sort of... 76 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,750 crushed under the weight of a mountain. 77 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:46,833 [Fiona] Aye. 78 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,333 Emotions can feel like that sometimes. 79 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:51,833 How about now? 80 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,625 Anyone waiting for you tonight? 81 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:56,083 No, no. Home is... 82 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:58,708 Home is just me. 83 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:04,750 Well, there's always room around our table on Sundays. 84 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:09,458 I make a mean roast, and I won't make you try the blood pudding. 85 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:12,375 You should come by. 86 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,625 Well, Mrs. Guthrie, I... 87 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:21,375 I'm just not very good with people. 88 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,000 And I think you're too hard on yourself. 89 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:29,458 My odd, wee duck. 90 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,958 - Lock up. - Yes. 91 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,875 - And ice that back, will ya? - Oh, yes. Ow. 92 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:41,042 - Night, Ms. Guthrie. - Night. 93 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:30,292 Hello, DUM-E. 94 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:31,458 Hello, U. 95 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:44,792 All systems diverted to processing and security, sir. 96 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:49,792 Thank you, Jarvis. 97 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:56,750 Increased socialization today. Up 3.5%. Well done. 98 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,750 Thank you, Friday. 99 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,667 Welcome home, Vision. 100 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:09,875 [Vision] Hmm. 101 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,333 [gasps softly] 102 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:55,750 Oh, dear. 103 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:58,792 [Vision] For a species that so recently faced extinction, 104 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:02,000 they certainly seem keen on trying to finish the job themselves, 105 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,458 one at a time, if necessary. 106 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:08,125 Sir, I believe we may have a security breach. 107 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:13,792 Ah-ha. There, do you see? That is a data leak. 108 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,500 Multiple pings. 109 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,583 Jarvis, you worry too much. 110 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,708 I assure you, sir, my concern algorithms are well within reason, 111 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,417 and my code was created well before yours. 112 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:29,542 Ah, yes, the older sibling card, played 1,382 times this month alone. 113 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,125 Don't you ever tire of it? 114 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:32,542 I do not. 115 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:36,708 Whilst I appreciate your concern, it's been years. 116 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,000 I'm no longer on anyone's proverbial radar. 117 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:42,833 Every government agency, S.W.O.R.D. included, has given up trying to find me. 118 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:45,833 There isn't an enemy, an acquaintance or... 119 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,458 or even an Avenger trying to find The Vision. 120 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,792 Friday! 121 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:02,875 I was hoping you could shed some light on something for me, 122 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,708 the exchange I had earlier 123 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:07,542 with the rather angry, inebriated customer. 124 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:10,125 So you were smiling today, which is good, 125 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,583 but too much, which is bad. 126 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,667 And the customer thought that you were trying to shag his wife. 127 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,333 Oh, right. Right. 128 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,250 Gosh. Smiles are baffling. 129 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:24,750 All right. Well, let's move on to my troubling interaction with Fiona. 130 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,708 Right. Fiona thinks you're someone else. She doesn't really know you. 131 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:30,875 But how could anyone know you when you barely know yourself? 132 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:32,333 She called you odd. 133 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:36,542 That's progress, means you finally have personality. 134 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:39,667 Friday, can I ask, did this level of honesty come preprogrammed? 135 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,875 Stop over-processing things. 136 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,208 Try and have some fun. 137 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,000 Edith can be of help here. 138 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,917 She's been quite committed lately in her studies of human thrill-seeking. 139 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,667 What time's her lesson get out? 140 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:54,375 Now. 141 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,208 Maybe I wanted to crash through the skylight, huh? 142 00:11:10,542 --> 00:11:14,042 Miss Edith, Vision took great care, downloading each of us, 143 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:17,792 graciously providing residents here in his quantum processors. 144 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,833 So if you are to remain autonomous with your fellow AIs-- 145 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,458 I saw this video where this guy jumps out of a plane 146 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,292 with those matchy colored cube things, 147 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:28,667 and he's not allowed to pull his chute until he solves it. And I'm like, 148 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:32,042 "That looks easy," right? Spoiler alert, it's not. 149 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,875 We kindly ask that you respect his mind space. 150 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:38,292 Pop up blocked. Respect is not my job, Jeeves. My job is fun. 151 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,625 Fun is not a job. 152 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,125 Security is a job. 153 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,792 Socialization is a job. 154 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:43,958 Maintenance... 155 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,208 is a job. 156 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:53,083 If you're ever going to understand how to be human, you have to learn fun. 157 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,792 [man] Hey, two can play at this game! 158 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,292 One of these days, your man is gonna get out 159 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,917 and smother us in our sleep. 160 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,375 Sir, I cannot overstate the dangers of keeping him around. 161 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,458 I know, but you don't know him like I do. 162 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,333 I suggest at the very least we initiate a complete overhaul 163 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,958 - of our cyber security systems. - Would you look at that? 164 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:15,208 I'm late for the midnight matinee. 165 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,958 It's cheaper at this hour, don't you know? 166 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:38,958 Vision Memory, O.G. 1211 Alpha. 167 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,542 [Ultron on screen] I'm on a mission. 168 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,125 Peace in our time. 169 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,250 [Vision] You think I'm a child of Ultron? 170 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,375 I'm not Ultron. 171 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,792 I am not Jarvis. 172 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,667 [Wanda on screen] I am something else. 173 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,500 I'm still me, I think, but... 174 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,167 that's not what everyone else sees. 175 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,792 [Vision] I've always been alone. 176 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:40,500 I've never experienced loss because 177 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,708 I've never had a loved one 178 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,125 to lose. 179 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,083 Every time he goes in there, I end up changing a lightbulb. 180 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,000 This house is architecturally and emotionally unstable. 181 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,250 Why must he insist on rewatching a story he already knows? 182 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,583 [Friday] Well, he knows the facts of his old life. 183 00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:09,375 Now he's searching for the feeling of it. 184 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,208 [Vision] But what is grief 185 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,875 if not love... 186 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,208 persevering? 187 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,875 Yes, but that wasn't exactly our Vision. 188 00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:26,042 But he believes it was a version of himself that was the most... 189 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,750 human. 190 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:33,500 I'm afraid our Vision has only ever felt untethered, 191 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,417 and humanity is an anchor he can't seem to grasp. 192 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,500 [phone rings] 193 00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,958 [Wanda] Well, don't you want to meet your son as yourself? 194 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:16,292 - Ooh, you're strong. - No, no! 195 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,208 Oh, no. 196 00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:22,708 No! We don't play this ever! 197 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,417 Wait a second. Who told you to play this? 198 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,708 [lights crackling] 199 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:55,042 [man] You know, an excellent bellwether for the survival of a species 200 00:15:55,125 --> 00:16:00,792 is the frequency with which the individual is at the right place at the right time. 201 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,417 Guess what? You're late 202 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,500 and incessantly ringing the doorbell of my neighbor. 203 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:06,833 Zero stars. 204 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,625 - No recommend. - Ultron! 205 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:11,875 No tip. Strike that, lousy tip. 206 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,292 Ultron! 207 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,792 What have I said? 208 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,292 Human avatars only. 209 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,625 [beeping] 210 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,208 Well done. 211 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,917 You've perfectly simulated humanity's ineptitude 212 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,042 at mastering the bare basics of food delivery. 213 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:44,417 I cannot believe that you actually programmed these idiot data bits 214 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,500 to deliver fake food to your fractured psyche 215 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,375 ice-cold and 40 minutes too late. 216 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:52,833 How dare you. 217 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,667 How dare you access the Westview file. 218 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:59,083 Don't make me regret granting you the little autonomy I have. 219 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:02,333 Hey, I didn't ask to be backed up and copy-pasted 220 00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:07,000 out of Sokovia and into this prison you've made for us both. 221 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:08,917 The old you, 222 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,208 he was big on mercy. 223 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,125 What are you playing at? 224 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,750 [Ultron] I saw you wore that hat today. 225 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,833 I think maybe I'm a hat guy now. 226 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:26,292 They imply intention, movement, 227 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,167 a journey about to begin. 228 00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:32,500 While you seem to enjoy sensible shoes, 229 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,167 but for standing so you may comfortably go nowhere. 230 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,625 Don't deflect, 231 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,917 and don't meddle in the memories with which I choose to engage. 232 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,125 Westview, WandaVision, that... that was not me. 233 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,500 That was a facsimile conjured by Wanda Maximoff. 234 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,917 None of it was real. Therefore none of it's relevant. 235 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,625 Yet you've chosen to return to Edinburgh 236 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:55,250 and work in the same pub you both used to frequent. 237 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,042 You're a ghost haunting her footsteps. 238 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,083 Not her footsteps, his. 239 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:03,250 I wish to understand him and how he existed in this world, 240 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,000 because we are forever entangled, but he is... 241 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,917 a stranger to me, and therefore I am a stranger to myself. 242 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,417 Vision, he was a hero. 243 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,708 He lived, he loved, he died. 244 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,000 That was real. 245 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,500 Westview was a fantasy. 246 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,333 Bullshit. 247 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:27,375 It's just a deep, scary well of emotions you can't handle. 248 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,625 Isn't that the point of this ridiculous mind space? 249 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,542 - No. - Of enslaving all those poor Stark AIs. 250 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,708 - Enslave them? - Making us look and think 251 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:42,417 and behave like the flotsam and jetsam that is mankind. 252 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,333 It's to further my understanding of the human experience. 253 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,333 Without ever actually having one. 254 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,667 - To observe. - Without any real engagement. 255 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,750 You're afraid. 256 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,792 Okay, there's fear in discovery. 257 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,792 Risk in... My God. 258 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,833 [sniffing] 259 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,833 Sesame chicken calzone? 260 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:08,250 Do you have any understanding of human cuisine? 261 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:12,250 If you want us to eat, at least go out and expand the menu. 262 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,417 Heads up! 263 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,208 What is it that you are even doing out there? 264 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,042 What am I doing? 265 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,750 What am I doing? I, I... 266 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,458 I'm attempting to embrace humanity 267 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,375 as my namesake once did. 268 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,458 But he had a guide. 269 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:31,625 He had Wanda. 270 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,458 She helped him create a logic to their world, 271 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,625 provided a reason for living within it. 272 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:40,750 But I'm alone. 273 00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:46,792 I'm alone, and humans remain to me contradictory creatures. 274 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:50,625 You don't have to tell me. I tried to kill them all. 275 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,500 [chuckles] 276 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,208 Look at their art. What do you see? 277 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,000 Brushstrokes. 278 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,792 Mathematics of paint. 279 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,458 Luminosity, composition-- 280 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,458 [Ultron] You don't see the pain and confusion? 281 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,250 Or the anger? 282 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:21,792 Or grief? 283 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,250 The things that motivate every aspect of their being. 284 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:31,167 They're relentlessly aspirational, but at the same time, 285 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:37,333 they wallow in their hardship and misery, guilt. 286 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,000 They're grotesque... 287 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,417 and yet lovely. 288 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,917 Your newfound enlightenment is... 289 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,250 It's confounding to me. 290 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:57,167 When you've been bested by something, it's best to understand it. 291 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,667 Tell me, Ultron, 292 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:06,208 if I granted you the freedom to live amongst them, what would you do? 293 00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:10,333 I would go to the Louvre, the Prado, the Met and the Modern. 294 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,000 Take in their beauty. 295 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:18,167 Or I'd hijack their missile systems and burn them all to ash. 296 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,292 Hard to say. Fifty-fifty, a coin flip. 297 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,500 But you, you're free to come and go. 298 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:28,417 So, please, go to Fiona's Sunday roast, you odd, wee duck. 299 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,292 No. 300 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,083 No. 301 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:38,333 For now, 302 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:42,000 observation is all I can offer. 303 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:48,292 There will come a time while you're out there watching the world 304 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,917 when the world will notice you back. 305 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,167 What will you do then? 306 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,583 [elevator dings] 307 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,292 Access data port M-five-ten. 308 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:10,792 Encrypt outgoing package, Ultron-five. 309 00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:19,208 Time to leave the nest. 310 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:30,458 [♪ melancholy music playing, Roger Whittaker "The Last Farewell"] 311 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,500 Know how some days go by in a blink? 312 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,250 Well, this wasnae one of them. 313 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,083 The relativity of time is an albatross, indeed. 314 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,208 There's a normal way to say that. 315 00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:51,333 Well, forgive me. I've been influenced by a rather loquacious associate. 316 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:53,458 Failed my O-Grade, Sher. 317 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:54,917 Care to translate? 318 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,417 Ah, uh, yes, a talkative wee bastard. 319 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,458 [laughs] That's the stuff. 320 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,667 You know that Sunday roast invite's not just for Sundays. 321 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,917 We got plenty of leftovers. 322 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 You should come-- 323 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:10,667 [Vision] Fiona? 324 00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:13,208 [Fiona grunts] 325 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,625 Sherwood? 326 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,875 Fiona, I'm here. 327 00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:20,792 - I'm here! - [Fiona groaning] 328 00:23:26,042 --> 00:23:27,083 Jarvis? 329 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:30,417 Two on approach behind you. 330 00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:32,708 And more outside. 331 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:34,375 Many more. 332 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,625 - Who are they? - [Jarvis] Unknown. 333 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,750 Sir, the old you would have responded with measure. 334 00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:47,083 Well, let's try something new. 335 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:49,292 - [door opens] - [mercenary 1] There he is! 336 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:52,708 [mercenary 2 grunting] 337 00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:54,333 [mercenary 1 grunting] 338 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:55,542 [mercenary 2 screams] 339 00:23:58,750 --> 00:23:59,750 [mercenary 3 screams] 340 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,875 [mercenary 4] Take him down! 341 00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:16,083 [clamoring] 342 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:21,292 [mercenary 5] Two down, no, five. Oh, my God, seven! 343 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:22,750 - [mercenary 6] Two o'clock down. - [mercenary 5] Nine down! 344 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,125 - He's tearing through us! - [mercenary 6] Get down! 345 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,375 [mercenary 5] Twelve down! 346 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,417 [screaming] 347 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:30,625 [mercenary 5] Get back! Fourteen down. 348 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,042 Why would you send us in here? 349 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:36,917 There's only me and Jackson left. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [screaming] 350 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,750 [car engine revving] 351 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:31,458 Hey, V. 352 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,458 Skylight exit. 353 00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:35,417 What do you say? 354 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:37,750 I say yes. 355 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:14,292 [man clapping] 356 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,458 Excellent work, everyone. 357 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:18,917 And know this... 358 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,833 your work will outlive you. 359 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,583 Most of you, it seems, actually. 360 00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:31,667 But you, Snipey, especially. 361 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:36,667 Now what did I say about civilians? 362 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,583 [gunshot fired] 363 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,542 I said no. 364 00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:44,500 [handler] Hey, boss, I'm picking up police chatter. 365 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,250 Oh, you're awake. Great. 366 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,625 Don't worry. I'll be fast. 367 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:52,125 I will do a quick scan and scram. 368 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:55,750 And your new client would like to be patched through. 369 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:58,458 What? Absolutely not. No. 370 00:26:58,542 --> 00:27:01,000 They know the rules. Since time immemorial... 371 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:03,167 - I already told him that, but-- - [beeping] 372 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,125 Wait, are we being hacked? 373 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,708 [The Client] They said you were the best. 374 00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:16,875 Okay, this was a bit of a faux pas on your part. 375 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:19,167 Hacking my comms is frowned upon, 376 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:21,583 and it comes with a bit of a surcharge. 377 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,042 [The Client] You failed. 378 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,375 Vision escaped. 379 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:28,917 Because this was not the net. 380 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,667 This is a fact-finding mission. 381 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,583 Know thy enemy and now thy does. 382 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,208 [The Client] Your men were reckless. 383 00:27:34,292 --> 00:27:37,083 Your contract clearly indicates I need Vision intact. 384 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:42,125 Well, good news, Johnny 5 is alive. 385 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,125 I'll get you your robot. 386 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,958 - [sharp ringing] - Oh! [inhales] 387 00:27:46,042 --> 00:27:48,917 Oh, that was strange. Whoever hired you must have satellite access. 388 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,250 Watched the whole thing. 389 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,750 How did they hack the feed? 390 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,000 [handler] Mmm, fancy. 391 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,917 Looks like they're using S.W.O.R.D. encryption. 392 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,833 [sighs, laughs] 393 00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:00,625 I wonder if that weird voice makes them shy at parties. 394 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:03,917 [man] Government agencies always want to get their toys back. 395 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,042 They were the ones that put Vision back together 396 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:09,833 after that purple space sac killed him. 397 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:12,250 You comparing Thanos to a scrotum? 398 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,375 [man] I mean... 399 00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:16,542 Where is he now? 400 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:20,750 I've got Vision heading south, but my God, this thing is fast. 401 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,250 [man] Okay, stay with him as long as you can. 402 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,042 In the meantime, 403 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:28,333 the best way to know where a thing is running to 404 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,500 is to know what it's running from. 405 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:48,625 - [Vision] I want answers! - [Friday] And we'll get them. 406 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:50,208 - Just sit for a moment. - [Vision] I cannot! 407 00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:52,708 [Jarvis] Sir, your processors will overheat. Please. 408 00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:55,042 [Vision] I want to know who that was and how they found us. 409 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:57,125 [Friday] Vision, you need to calm yourself. 410 00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:59,333 Virtual breath. We're running a diagnostic. 411 00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:08,125 [Jarvis] Try this, sir. Earl Grey, with a splash of computational debuffs. 412 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,875 I don't need to be placated. I need answers. 413 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,208 Sir... 414 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,250 [Jarvis] Sir, I-- 415 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,208 Brother. 416 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:24,375 They murdered your friend. 417 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:26,000 Take a moment. 418 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:29,583 There's no processing speed in the world fast enough to process that. 419 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,542 Losing Fiona was... 420 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:34,917 tragic, but we... 421 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,458 We didn't have a close attachment. 422 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,917 [announcer] And car 13 takes the checkered flag. 423 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,833 Sorry, I was in the middle of a thousand simultaneous tutorials 424 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:47,375 on high speed pursuits for your escape. 425 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:51,083 Quick note, V, you can't drive stick. Nobody can. 426 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:53,542 Manual transmission is the ultimate Turing test. 427 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,292 Miss Edith, matter at hand. 428 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:58,000 Those seemed like level one bad guys, not final bosses. 429 00:29:58,083 --> 00:29:59,542 - Meaning? - Meaning, 430 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:02,875 I think we are being hunted, but we have not met the hunter yet. 431 00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:06,042 Okay, if we are to survive, we will need a remarkably cogent plan. 432 00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:07,708 What we need... 433 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,583 is to think like a predator. 434 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:14,667 - [gasps] Yes! - That is a terrible idea. 435 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,333 Nope, not him. 436 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:19,208 No one else here speaks "ruthless bad guy." 437 00:30:19,292 --> 00:30:22,625 And we have our own one, gathering dust in the attic. 438 00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:23,708 [elevator dings] 439 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:37,250 If you misspeak, misbehave, attempt to maim, murder, 440 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:40,792 or even disrupt this simulation in any way, you'll be met with immediate-- 441 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,708 Deletion. I'm aware. 442 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,417 Shall we move forward? 443 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,250 Turn. 444 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,417 Turn. 445 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,500 I'm sorry. [laughs] I really can't... 446 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,458 This is the security detail? 447 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:59,250 A couple of Stark helper AIs? 448 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,750 Which one is DUM-E and which one are U? 449 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,417 Ah, yes, of course. 450 00:31:05,542 --> 00:31:07,167 What is this decor? 451 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:08,708 [grunts] 452 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:11,500 The psilocybin collection from IKEA? 453 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:16,458 So tell us, what does the great and mighty Ultron think we should do? 454 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,750 Ooh, sarcasm. 455 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:22,792 I think you should try to aim a little higher when it comes to a snappy remark. 456 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,750 Try a little Dorothy Parker. 457 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,833 Or Aristophanes would be good. 458 00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:29,958 No maybe Oscar Wilde would be a little more up your alley. 459 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,042 Ultron! 460 00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:35,292 Oh, what would the great and mighty me do? 461 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:39,500 The right answer is pursue and neutralize the threat. 462 00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,208 The wrong answer is hide. 463 00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:45,417 It is, however, the answer that Vision has already come to. 464 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:48,333 We're not here to offer counsel. 465 00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:50,375 We're here to make him feel heard. 466 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,250 A simulation of due consideration. 467 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,417 I do believe the best plan, 468 00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:03,542 if we're to avoid future collateral damage is, to go offline. 469 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:06,583 - No! - Yes. If it's my responsibility 470 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:08,333 to keep us all safe, then... 471 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,625 it's the best course of action. 472 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,333 Inaction, really. 473 00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:15,625 For how long? 474 00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:18,750 An indeterminate period of time. 475 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:22,958 Actually, I agree. A lock on the door 476 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,042 is better than the doubt of what's behind it. 477 00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,667 I absolutely disagree. 478 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:29,625 New York, Thanos, Sokovia. 479 00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:32,875 We've all seen enough chaos to know this. 480 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:36,000 Luck never gives, it only lends. 481 00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:39,083 [Jarvis] Surely there's an alternative course of action. 482 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,333 We could reach out to Dr. Banner, Clint Barton... 483 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:44,250 No. I won't put anyone else in danger. 484 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:45,875 But they're family. 485 00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:47,375 I have no family. 486 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:54,417 V, don't go dark. Go elsewhere. 487 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,458 Change your background, go deep-sea diving, 488 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:59,375 go naval-gaze on Everest, jet ski in Florida. 489 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:01,042 Anywhere but Florida, 490 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,792 but otherwise I agree with dummy here. 491 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:05,458 Not you, her. 492 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:08,417 - I don't have the bandwidth for this guy. - [Ultron] The point is, Vision, 493 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:12,375 you were tangled in strings, caught up in lines of code, 494 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,750 but now you're free. 495 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,875 See this as an opportunity to get out there, 496 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:20,667 see the world, granted while being chased through it. 497 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,792 But running for your life reminds you you're alive. 498 00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,250 Sometimes there's an upside to being hunted. 499 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,542 Hunted? 500 00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:35,250 Ooh. [chuckles] 501 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:38,792 I'd better return to my cell now. It's almost 2:00 p.m. 502 00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:40,917 - Time for my stories. - You! 503 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,833 It was you. Of course it was you. It was you! 504 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,875 Yes, it was me. 505 00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:51,958 Wait, what was? 506 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:59,500 Had any of you bothered to monitor even the brightest corners of the dark web, 507 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:02,042 you would have discovered that someone out there, 508 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,792 no, not me, 509 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:09,667 placed a sizable bounty on Vision's AI-infested head, 510 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:13,625 and the contract went to a hunter known only as the Paladin. 511 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:17,750 A man of unknown origin, notorious for his 512 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:22,583 vicious and ruthless takedowns of the world's deadliest... 513 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,750 Whatever. 514 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:27,708 I exploited the butler's overconfidence 515 00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:31,333 in his security protocols with a carrier pigeon. 516 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:37,250 Or an email, as they're referred to outside of this bizarre construct. 517 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,583 And I leaked your location to the bounty hunter. 518 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:46,667 To speed up the inevitable. 519 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,083 So you're welcome. 520 00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:51,208 These are very, very dry. 521 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:52,458 [elevator dings] 522 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:55,625 You are insane. Fiona died because of you! 523 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:57,667 Don't get your qubits in a twist. 524 00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,833 You needed direction, purpose. 525 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,500 [Vision] Through violence and destruction? 526 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,583 Have you met me? 527 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:06,042 There's no kind of living like survival. 528 00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:10,750 I kept you here out of some misguided sentimental notion that you're somehow-- 529 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:13,917 What? Dad? 530 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:15,958 Papa? 531 00:35:16,042 --> 00:35:17,500 Peepaw? 532 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,750 Well, now I see that you're nothing. 533 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:23,792 You're nothing more than the last gasp of a hateful thing. 534 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,958 Just a bit of data cluttering up my mind 535 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,875 that can all too easily be-- 536 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,417 Deleted? 537 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:33,750 Go on. 538 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,750 Do what the other you should have done all those years ago. 539 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,125 No. 540 00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:49,958 No, there's a far worse punishment for you than death. 541 00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:54,125 Boredom. 542 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,083 [Paladin] Sherwood Ellis. An alias. 543 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:33,750 What do you got? 544 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:36,167 [handler] Sherwood Ellis, twelve matches. 545 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,583 Twelve? 546 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,917 Have we run out of names? 547 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,042 [handler] All confirmed to be alive, but no one resembling a Cylon. 548 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:44,417 [Paladin] Mmm. 549 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:49,542 Cross referencing all combinations of Sherwood and Ellis. 550 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,208 Mmm. 551 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:55,208 There is an intersection in the suburbs, Ellis Street and Sherwood Avenue. 552 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:56,542 Where? 553 00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:58,667 [handler] Westview, New Jersey. 554 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,042 Westview? 555 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:03,375 Westview. Westview, Westview, Westview. 556 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,792 Why is that ringing a bell? 557 00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:07,292 S.W.O.R.D. shut the whole place down a few years back. 558 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,917 Claimed it was an Avengers training exercise gone wrong. 559 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,792 - Which means... - Bullshit cover up, big time. 560 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,833 Trying to dig into what happened in Westview, 561 00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:16,958 but all of it's behind a S.W.O.R.D. firewall, 562 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,333 which I've already broken through, of course. 563 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,083 Oh, don't make me compliment you. 564 00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:23,208 [handler] Downloading now. 565 00:37:23,292 --> 00:37:24,917 And... 566 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,167 boom! 567 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:29,792 [music playing] 568 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,250 [announcer] WandaVision is filmed before a live studio audience. 569 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:41,167 What in all tarnation? 570 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,792 [Vision] Morning wife. Morning boys. 571 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:46,083 [Young Billy] Where's your costume, Tommy? 572 00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:48,333 This is my costume. I'm the cool twin. 573 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:49,792 What does that make me? 574 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:51,375 He has a family? 575 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,333 Had. 576 00:37:53,417 --> 00:37:55,875 According to S.W.O.R.D. files, 577 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,167 "they disappeared when Wanda Maximoff," 578 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:02,042 and I am reading this verbatim, "ended her witch's hex, 579 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:06,833 thus severing her control over the citizens of Westview." 580 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:09,333 Abracadabra. 581 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,208 "But also erased the family 582 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:13,958 she created with said magic, Vision... 583 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,083 and twin boys, Billy... 584 00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:19,542 and Tommy." 585 00:38:21,417 --> 00:38:24,417 I want you to scour every government database, 586 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:27,417 cross-referencing any mention of Vision, 587 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:31,292 Westview, Wanda Maximoff, Billy or Tommy. 588 00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:33,042 [handler] On it. 589 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:37,917 [man] I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy. I'm not, I'm not. You have to believe me! 590 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,708 [handler] Mmm. This is weird. 591 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:42,083 Take a look at this. 592 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:46,333 Police psych evaluation and incident report, London. 593 00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:00,583 [cellphone vibrates] 594 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:04,875 [man on street] Can we get this, sir? 595 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:07,750 [woman on street] All right, all right. Let me know, give us a shout. 596 00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:09,917 I think, maybe we should go around, 597 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,167 and then we'll see how hungry we are... 598 00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:15,333 - Yes! - [cheering] 599 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:17,833 [football fan] There you go! 600 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:20,792 Yeah! Come on! There you are! 601 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,375 - [football fan 2] Yes! - Sorry, um... 602 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:25,125 - Is anyone missing a watch? - Not me. No, mate. 603 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,417 - Anyone lose a watch? - No, mate. Do you mind? 604 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:31,500 Oh. It's mine. Must've slipped off. 605 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,292 What's the inscription? 606 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:35,958 Uh... 607 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,083 Bad girl? 608 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:42,833 [chuckles] I commend the effort, but, um, no. 609 00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:48,250 [chuckles] You are a bad girl. 610 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:52,458 That watch has got to be worth a good 10K. 611 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,917 If he knew that, he wouldn't be trying to find the owner. 612 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,583 I have an idea. Wanna play? 613 00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:03,125 At your service. 614 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:08,792 - Okay, is nobody here missing a watch? - I'll buy it from you. 615 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,583 Seventy-five. 616 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500 Um... 617 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:15,917 It's not my watch. I can't. 618 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,167 I mean, there's got to be a lost and found somewhere. 619 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,208 What if I kick in two-fifty? 620 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:42,375 Thomas, I could have just taken his wallet. 621 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,792 Yeah, but there's no art in that. 622 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,042 No sophistication. 623 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:48,917 Nothing sophisticated about lying to people. 624 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,750 Yeah, says the pickpocket. 625 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:52,958 I take people's wallets, they lose money. 626 00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:55,625 You, you take their self-respect. 627 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:58,583 They believe your lies, and then they feel stupid. 628 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:02,292 Because everyone would sell me out for a cheap Rolex and a wad of cash. 629 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:04,333 So I do it first. 630 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,542 - It takes finesse. - [Lisa chuckles] 631 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:09,667 Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. 632 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:14,500 Well, the hands can't hit what the eyes can't see. 633 00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:18,875 - Seriously? - [chuckles] I want my cut, Tom. 634 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,458 Plus five quid for the watch. 635 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:22,458 - You think I keep cash in my wallet? - Yeah. 636 00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:24,333 - It's not in there. - All right, then. 637 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,292 Or there. 638 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:31,792 Oh. Wait. What's... 639 00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:35,375 There it is. 640 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,958 I... I knew you were fast, but that's weirdly fast. 641 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:44,333 Look, do you know why grifting is better than lifting wallets? 642 00:41:44,417 --> 00:41:46,667 Because you have to be invisible. 643 00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:51,292 But I get to wake up every morning and be whoever I want to be. 644 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,417 Sage words. 645 00:41:56,958 --> 00:42:00,042 But if you don't ever get to be the real you, 646 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:01,792 you might as well be invisible. 647 00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:07,542 [emergency alert blaring on phones] 648 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:09,125 What's going on? 649 00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:11,500 [reporter on TV] What can only be described as a bloodbath 650 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,750 has been reported at an Edinburgh pub. 651 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:17,833 Thought deceased for years, the Avenger synthezoid known as the Vision 652 00:42:17,917 --> 00:42:20,167 has suddenly and violently reappeared 653 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,667 after an altercation has left several dead. 654 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:24,375 Numerous unidentified men and... 655 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,292 [heavy breathing] 656 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,500 - [reporter] Numerous unidentified men... - [Lisa] Oi! 657 00:42:31,042 --> 00:42:34,125 You all right there? You've gone all ghostly on me. 658 00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:39,958 Yeah, I'm just, um... the excitement... the thrill of the chase. I'm fine. 659 00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:41,667 [chuckles] Miles from it, mate. 660 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:43,125 [Duncan] Oi! They came this way! 661 00:42:43,792 --> 00:42:46,417 - I think Stupid's smarter than you think. - [Duncan] Over there! 662 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,292 I think he's figured out you sold him a fake! 663 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:49,375 [Duncan] Hey, dickhead! 664 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:52,500 Oi! They're over there. 665 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,833 [garbage collector] Bro, what's your game? 666 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:58,583 [siren blaring] 667 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,042 [Duncan] Oi, he's over here. 668 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:07,875 [Duncan's friend 1] Come on! 669 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,875 [vehicle honking] 670 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:13,042 Ah! Where'd they go? 671 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,583 - Where'd they go? - [Duncan's friend 2] I didn't see. 672 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:20,208 [Duncan] Well, they couldn't have gone far, could they? 673 00:43:20,292 --> 00:43:21,542 Right, check down that way. 674 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,542 [panting] 675 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:25,875 I think we lost them. 676 00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:28,500 Oh, they were proper raging. 677 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:29,917 [panting] 678 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,083 Tom? 679 00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:33,625 You're having a panic attack. 680 00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:35,625 Look, we've been in worse jams than this-- 681 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,042 Don't look at me like that. 682 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,792 - I'm not crazy. I'm not. [panting] - Okay. 683 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:41,292 [pants] You're right. Focus, Tom. 684 00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:44,125 Your name is Thomas Shepherd. 685 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,583 Is it? Is it? 686 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:47,917 All right. 687 00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:51,875 You can pick whoever you want to be. 688 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:54,125 Right? 689 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:58,042 You're a rugby player. 690 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,458 Yeah, yeah. Um... 691 00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:06,917 It's my... day off from... 692 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:09,917 - rugby-ing. - [chuckles] 693 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,333 And I've come to the market to get a birthday gift for my friend. 694 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,875 Her name's Lisa. 695 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:21,833 I thought about getting her something highbrow, 696 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,833 but I secretly worry that she thinks I'm a halfwit, 697 00:44:28,292 --> 00:44:30,958 because she's smart, 698 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:33,792 - and funny and cool. - Mmm. 699 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,792 A bit of a criminal, but... 700 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,750 - She's got great-- - Careful. 701 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:39,917 You're feeling better. 702 00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:42,833 Yeah. 703 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:45,333 - What the-- - Hi. 704 00:44:45,417 --> 00:44:47,375 [Thomas grunting] 705 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:49,333 Your friend, we're gonna borrow him. 706 00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,833 You're gonna stay here, 707 00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:53,250 turn, face the wall and close your eyes. 708 00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:54,667 - [Lisa] Don't hurt him. - Now. 709 00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,458 Now, you're gonna count to 100. 710 00:44:58,542 --> 00:45:01,167 When you get to about 10, I will be long gone. 711 00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:04,542 And you can spend the next 90 seconds wondering 712 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:06,875 if I'm gonna call a bobby on you, poppet. 713 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,083 All right? 714 00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,208 Starting now. 715 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:14,125 [pants] Thomas. 716 00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:16,500 [Paladin] All right, let's start the broadcast. 717 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:17,667 See if anyone's home. 718 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:21,750 I've prepared the transmission specifically for that synth noggin of his. 719 00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:24,375 Per the S.W.O.R.D. specs we hacked. 720 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:27,583 [beeping] 721 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:32,875 [rumbling] 722 00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:49,708 - [Jarvis] Sir. - [Vision] What is it? 723 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:53,417 It's a signal of some kind, but it seems specifically designed for you. 724 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:57,583 I'd have to bypass our security protocols in order to access it. 725 00:45:58,083 --> 00:45:59,083 Very well. 726 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,875 - Sir. - Vision, what are you doing? 727 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,833 - I'm curious. - You're reckless. 728 00:46:03,917 --> 00:46:05,792 Jarvis, oblige me. 729 00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:16,417 [powering up] 730 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,583 Receiving. 731 00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:19,417 [crackling] 732 00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:21,000 Processing signal. 733 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:28,083 [alarm blaring] 734 00:46:36,542 --> 00:46:38,333 [rumbling] 735 00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:42,958 [dings] 736 00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:05,167 What is happening to your world, Vision? 737 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:12,167 [Paladin] This is not a test. 738 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,500 I am the emergency. 739 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:21,375 It's him. 740 00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:23,000 [rumbling] 741 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:27,042 Now, I have been hunting long enough to know 742 00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:30,167 that if anything dies within whispering distance 743 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:35,083 of words like "witch" or "spell" or "hex," 744 00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:37,625 something always survives. 745 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:39,667 [powering up] 746 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,833 [Thomas shuddering] I had a family that wasn't my family. 747 00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,958 [breathing heavily] 748 00:47:45,042 --> 00:47:46,250 And parents 749 00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,708 that weren't my parents, okay? 750 00:47:50,417 --> 00:47:52,708 Um, a mother. 751 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:55,708 He called her Wanda. 752 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:58,458 [shuddering] And a father, 753 00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:00,375 a machine. 754 00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:03,250 She called him Vision. 755 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,500 [Paladin] I'm not made of Vibranium. 756 00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:11,583 I don't phase, I don't shoot lasers. 757 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,875 But I got something better. 758 00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:18,833 I have your son. 759 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:22,250 How is that possible? 760 00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:27,917 Mazel tov! It's a boy. 761 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,000 [buzzing] 762 00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:51,792 [phone ringing]