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As Chief of Medicine,

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it's my responsibility to know everything
that's going on in the hospital.

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Give me the rundown, Francois.

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Okay, I moved Dr. Gupta's schedule
so he's no longer on with Dr. Baldwin

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- because as we know, they bangin'.
- They bangin'.

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I'm proud of Gupta.

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He's really making the most
of those new hair plugs.

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And how's the new travel nurse doing?

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The real question is,
who is the new travel nurse doing?

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- She bangin'?
- She bangin'.

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Ooh, girl, maybe that's why they call her
a travel nurse, because she gets around.

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Did I do it right?
Did I read her for filth?

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Baby, I can tell you've been
at the library, 'cause, yes, you did.

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Oh, hello, Elliot. Uh, thank you
for that report, Nurse Dubois.

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I know that was just a sex report.

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Then you know it's quite rude
to interrupt. How can I help you?

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As you know, I'd like to do
something bigger in my career,

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which would lead to me being a trailblazer
in my field, inevitably reaching

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celebrity doctor status,

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and then I'd be asked to pose
in a sensible high-cut one piece

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for the inspiring women's section
of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

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I'm confused how I can help.

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J.D., you're Chief of Medicine,
Turk's Chief of Surgery.

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I know I can do more here too.

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I agree with you.
You're one of the best doctors we have,

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and I'll do anything I can to support you.

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This just in.
Gupta's wife found his text messages,

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and his hair has been unplugged.

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Gupta's bangin'?

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I can't tell you that, Elliot,

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but you can read about it
in Francois's newsletter,

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Dubois After Dark.

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Which is being published now.

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The hardest part of this job
is being responsible for your friends

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in a whole new way.

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Sorry you got splashed, Amara.
Maybe next time say, "Clamp."

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I did. Like, four times,
but you told me not to talk

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until you finished reciting Oprah
Winfrey's monologue from The Color Purple.

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"All my life I had to fight."

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Right about then
is when the blood started spraying.

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Mimi, when's my next surgery?

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In five minutes.
Dr. Hooch is assisting, so don't be late.

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I got a tee time, bitch.

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Turk was taking on
a lot of responsibility.

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He was the hardest-working man in surgery.

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- Do I got an appendectomy?
- Yeah.

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Do I got a cholecystectomy?

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Yeah.

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Do I got a mortgage, three car payments,
four college tuitions,

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and a wife who keeps hintin'
about retiring to a lake house?

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- Yeah.
- I do.

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So hit me with another appendectomy.

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- Hey, man, what's up?
- I just noticed

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you've been taking on
a lot of extra work lately.

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- Everything okay?
- Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just busy.

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I've also been seeing Raymond
a lot lately.

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I told you I don't like it
when you name my head vein.

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- I'll see you later.
- Later, Turk.

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Later, Raymond.

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Thank you, J.D.

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You know I only come out
when Turk is super stressed out.

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Okay. Why does Raymond
sound like Aaron Neville?

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- 'Cause it's the only impression I can do.
- Yeah.

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♪ I don't know how much ♪

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- ♪ But I know I love you ♪
- ♪ But I know I love you ♪

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- ♪ And that may be all I need ♪
- ♪ And that may be all I need ♪

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- ♪ To know ♪
- ♪ To know ♪

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Aha!

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Wait, all the sprinklers are supposed
to go off, not just this one.

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Like many nepo babies,

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the new janitor couldn't quite live up
to his brilliant father.

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You know, if your father had done this,
we'd both be soaking wet,

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probably underwater.

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Now clean this up.

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Right away, Dr. Dorian.

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I doubt your dad even knew my name.

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Fricking nepos.

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I know his name.

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It's "Dead man."

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Hey, your mom made you some muffins.

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They're not very good,
but it's nice to see her back on her foot.

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♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪

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♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪

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♪ I'm no Superman ♪

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Life had handed me
a golden opportunity

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to figure out what was going on with Turk.

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Hey, man. My office flooded.
Do you mind if I crash here for a bit?

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I don't mind at all,

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- but I got a lot of work.
- Okay.

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The thing about Turk,
he would open up about anything

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as long as he was throwing a ball around.

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Oh! Look at my...

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my sports ball
that I love to throw spirals with.

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I'm open.

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You will be, old friend.
You will be.

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How you doing?

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I got a lot on my plate and I've just been
in my head so much lately.

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Tell me about it.

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My arm already hurts.

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How did Gisele's ex-husband
do this for a whole match?

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I have everything that I've ever
dreamed of having. It's just sometimes...

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Uh-oh, he's putting
emotional sauce on it.

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Come on, J.D., you got this.
Rudy, Rudy, Ru--

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Oh, buddy, buddy.

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- Buddy, buddy, are you okay?
- I'm fine.

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I got you in the trachea.
Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry.

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I told you to stop watching Rudy.
I don't think you should talk anymore.

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I can listen. I can listen.

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Look at me. I'm a mess.

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A mess?

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You're wearing the hell
out of that blood, girl.

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Slay, or should I say, who did you slay?

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Because of the blood.

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Dude, crush on her more.

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I'm not crushing on her, Blake.
I'm the Chief Resident, okay?

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It's my job to support
all of my interns equally.

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Hey, dude. You look like Weird Al,
and that makes people smile.

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Am I crushing on Yankovic too?

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Well, I'm out of credits
for the scrubs machine.

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I have to go down to laundry
and beg for an extra pair.

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Well, if you have time,
there's a guy down there

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who gives really good chair massages.

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Oh, that's Kevin. He cleans the morgue.

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He's got the softest hands in the world.

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Cold but soft.

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Kevin sounds great.

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- The blood is congealing on me. So...
- Okay, okay, let's go.

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Tell Kev I'll be down
for my glutes after lunch.

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Thank you so much.

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- Hey, Elliot.
- Mmm.

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You know how when we were married
you said I never listened to you.

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- No, what I actually said was you never--
- Elliot, please, I'm talking.

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That's Siobhán Sims, okay?
She's a board member.

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If you wanna do something big
at this hospital, you gotta go to her,

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and I got you a meeting with her
for today at 3:00 p.m.

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- Don't be late.
- Today? Dressed like this?

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My hair's greasy
and I-I didn't take an everything shower.

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She's gonna know. Women like that know.

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Don't worry about that.
Just tell her your idea.

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Oh, definitely. As soon as I have one.

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Elliot, I went to Siobhán Sims, okay?
She is a very big deal, very rich.

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You know how a lot of billionaires
are going to Mars?

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She's headed to Venus, yeah.

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Venus, Elliot.

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Okay, okay, uh, off the top of my head,
breast implants for ya butt.

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- That's already a thing.
- Really? How much are they?

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Elliot, please focus.

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Oh, my God, I'm sweating
and she's looking at me.

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Tosh, get over here quickly.

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Ask me a question
so it looks like I'm teaching you.

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Okay, um, Asher wants to go on vacation
with me, but I'm like,

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it's too soon to spend five days
cooped up together, right?

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I was hoping for a medical question,
but I guess I could field that one.

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Okay, so instead of staying
at one expensive hotel room,

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you're gonna stay at a cheaper place,

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secretly get yourself a second hotel room
where you can conduct certain activities

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that he should never know anything about,
i.e., a poop room.

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You are a genius. Thank you, Dr. Reid.

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Dr. Reid, Dr. Dorian said
you have a compelling pitch for me.

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- Yes.
- Looking forward to it.

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Great.

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A poop room?

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Is that why we have
so many Marriott points?

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I come in peace.

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Have you ever heard the song
"Cat's in the Cradle"?

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- Sure.
- Okay, well, I hadn't until last week.

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It's an amazing song about cats.

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- That's not--
- And it made me realize

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I don't spend enough time with my boy,

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which is why he and I are going to destroy
you together like it says in the song.

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Dr. Dorian, someone made a mistake
you're gonna want to deal with.

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- Hey, Francois.
- Hey, Janitor.

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Last weekend was so fun.

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You are invited
onto that pontoon boat anytime.

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- Pontoon boat?
- Will you focus?

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Someone made a mistake. Come on.

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- Hi, I'm Dr. Reid, and this is Dr. Tosh.
- Hi.

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Hey, I'm Dee.

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This is Big Gina.

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She got me handcuffed to this thing
'cause she a freak.

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Ain't that right, boo?

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No, we're not married,
but a judge did put us together.

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I see you have an infected cut
on your foot that isn't healing.

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Yeah, infirmary gave me
two rounds of antibiotics.

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It just didn't help.

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This could be a bone infection
called osteomyelitis.

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I'm gonna order a blood panel and an MRI.

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Now, MRIs can be pretty dark
and isolating.

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- Have you ever had one before?
- No, but I've been in solitary.

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If you're claustrophobic,
we could give you meds to relax you.

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- I'm hella claustrophobic.
- Okay.

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You two are very hospitable.

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Y'all got some friends
on the inside or something?

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No.

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Oh, I do have a salad spinner
from the Martha Stewart collection.

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I have been to prison by accident.

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I thought it was an outlet mall.

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Hey. Uh...

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You really bonded with the interns, huh?

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Yes, equally.
I like them all the same amount.

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Okay. Well, I'm sorry,

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one of them has screwed up.
A patient was discharged far too early.

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And now he's back with an infection.

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That means the hospital has
to pay for the readmit,

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which is a very expensive mistake.

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I need you to find out which one
of them it was and come down hard on them,

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even if it was Amara.

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- Is she the Persian baddie with a booty?
- She's the one who likes you.

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- Are you being serious right now?
- No, Grant.

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Does everyone know I like her?

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They're about to.

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And now they do.

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- Hey, nurse. Can you give me some--
- It's me, Blake.

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Why are you wearing that?

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Okay, so I told the guy down in laundry
that I'm a surgical intern,

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but I don't think he heard me,
so he gave me nurse's scrubs.

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It's fine. It's just one day.
That's over in just

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14 hours.

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Look, I've got a few years on you,
and in this job,

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you don't have the luxury other people
your age have to "find themselves."

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You don't get to move to Austin to make it
as a country western star, then

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realize you haven't got the talent,
so you got to move back home

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with nothing to show for yourself
but the giant belt buckle

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that says "Blakey."

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How many lives have you led?

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Too many, I reckon.

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What I'm trying to say is, if you
don't grow up, stand up for yourself

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and act like a doctor,
then maybe you shouldn't be a doctor.

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The problem is your approach, Son.

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Flooding his office...
No, you're thinking too big.

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Here's what we're gonna do. Look at this.

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These are his shower shorts.

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Get the scent, boy.

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Godspeed, tiny soldier.

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00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,035
Wow, you look great.

236
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,621
Oh, thank you.
I'm dressed for the job that I want.

237
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,125
A landlord about to foreclose
on something inner city kids rely on?

238
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,752
I wish. At least then I'd know
what I want to do.

239
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:28,878
I don't know what's wrong with me.

240
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,505
I mean, I remember
all of my dad's secretaries,

241
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,881
but whenever I try
to brainstorm about this,

242
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,633
I just see tiny little dots in my vision.

243
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,426
Elliot, you're overthinking it, okay?

244
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,346
I didn't want this job at first,
but when it's right, you'll know.

245
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,641
Perhaps it'll be building
an AI data center

246
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,102
on the grounds
of a Native American burial site.

247
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,728
Not helpful, J.D.

248
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:50,150
After helping Elliot, I felt like I
was finally mastering friend-work balance.

249
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,401
Okay, Turk, let's talk.

250
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,654
My trachea is reinflated,
and we have some unfinished business.

251
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,614
We do. Do you remember 15 years ago

252
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,033
when we made up that fake secret society
to mess with Hooch?

253
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,202
The League of the Order
of the Stethoscopes.

254
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,829
- How could I forget?
- Yes.

255
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,664
How come we never
followed through on that?

256
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,041
Because we got older,
we had kids, we got married,

257
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,626
we decided we were too mature.

258
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,462
Plus, I'm pretty sure we lost the password
to our joint AOL account.

259
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,964
Well, I've remembered it,

260
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,800
and I think it's time
we send Hooch his welcome letter.

261
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,553
It's happening, finally.

262
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,263
Are you two in it?

263
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,015
- What's that, Hooch?
- Nothing.

264
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:26,144
Hooch is on his way to the cafeteria
to unlock the secret menu.

265
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,482
Maybe this was all Turk needed,

266
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,194
just some stupid fun
like we used to have back in the day.

267
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,612
Can I talk to you?

268
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,783
So, that readmit? It wasn't Amara. Boom.

269
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,037
I'm so sorry. I'm just so excited, dude.

270
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,121
I don't have to be like,

271
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,999
"Hey, girl, you just cost the hospital
hundreds of thousands of dollars."

272
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,377
And instead I get to yell,
"Hey, girl, you and me, some dim sum,

273
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,630
and then some, 'cause you yum-yum."

274
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,466
Wow. How does talking like that
usually go for you?

275
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,134
I don't normally talk like this, dude.

276
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,970
Just something about her
makes my heart feel like it's Christmas.

277
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,055
My heart's just like...

278
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,514
♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum! ♪

279
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,601
I've been there, man.
I'm actually still there.

280
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,061
Sometimes when my girlfriend
gets undressed,

281
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,856
I just go, "Awooga," out loud,
and she laughs. She loves it.

282
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,150
Yeah, I appreciate the openness.
It feels like we're bonding.

283
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,568
Well, it's what I've been looking for.

284
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,987
Which is gonna make this next part
a little bit harder to say.

285
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,031
It wasn't Amara who screwed up.
It was Turk.

286
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,408
That's the thing
about the hospital.

287
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,202
There's always something
you didn't see coming...

288
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,287
Good news, Dee. Your MRI's clear.

289
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,790
You just need stronger antibiotics.
Which means, Big Gina,

290
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,458
I can clear the patient for discharge.

291
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,542
I'll call it in.

292
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,211
- Okay.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.

293
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:37,423
I've been waiting for her to move all day.
Please, I really need to talk to you.

294
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,884
I'm headed to a really important meeting.
I cannot be late.

295
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,844
If I mess this up,
it could change the course of my life.

296
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,556
Can you imagine that? Making one mistake
that ruins your whole...

297
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,641
I'm really sorry.

298
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,061
I wouldn't be asking
if it wasn't really important.

299
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,647
...whether it changes your priorities

300
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,526
or even threatens
one of your closest relationships.

301
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,946
- Hey.
- Hey, hey. Um...

302
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,825
So you know that readmit
that's probably gonna result

303
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,368
in a disciplinary action?

304
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,121
Oh, yeah. I'd hate to be that guy.

305
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,455
Yeah. Um...

306
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,583
Funny thing, you are that guy. Heads up.

307
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,715
My high school guidance
counselor was right.

308
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,342
These hands are strictly jazz.

309
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,015
Turk was pretty mad.
I was gonna give him a little space.

310
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,350
Unfortunately, not everyone knew
to do the same.

311
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,603
Dr. Turk, I am finally asserting myself.
You don't listen to me in surgery.

312
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,023
I demand you start treating me
like a real doctor.

313
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,441
You demand?

314
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,900
Oh, no.

315
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,821
I find your lack of faith...

316
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,323
disturbing.

317
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,287
Do me, do me.

318
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,622
I always suspected.

319
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,584
Big Gina, I'm gonna need you to step out
while I examine this patient.

320
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,253
It turns out that her foot infection
has traveled

321
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,715
to a very sensitive part of her body.

322
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,510
It is a real condition,
called athlete's "bajingoitis."

323
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,055
Okay, fine, just go
and take Tosh as collateral.

324
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,556
Wait, what's happening?

325
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,224
Oh, hello, big hands.

326
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,520
All right, listen, I never took
the antibiotics at the infirmary.

327
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:18,149
I wanted to get sick enough to come here.
I need to get help for my son.

328
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,027
He has asthma. He is really sick.

329
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,780
I don't have the money
to send him to see a specialist.

330
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,615
There's got to be something you could do.

331
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,784
- Okay. How old is your son?
- Twelve.

332
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,577
Does he have a corticosteroid inhaler?

333
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,621
He has one for emergencies.

334
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,207
It's really dangerous for him
not to have the right inhaler.

335
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,584
Put in the number
of whoever's taking care of your son.

336
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,294
I'll get him everything he needs.

337
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,378
Thank you.

338
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,714
I know you're missing
your meeting for this.

339
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,426
It's okay. I know what it's like
to worry about your kid.

340
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,472
Don't get mad.
I asked her to hold me like a baby.

341
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,852
Can you please come in here with me
and close the door?

342
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,646
Yes. Um, I just need to do one thing.
One second.

343
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,940
My man.

344
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,567
Hey, what's up?

345
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,529
Do you think I'm a real doctor?

346
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,489
Of course I do.

347
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,408
Blake says I don't act like one,
so maybe I shouldn't be one,

348
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,702
and Dr. Turk won't even listen
to me about listening to me.

349
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,912
Give yourself a break.

350
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,748
You're an intern,
you're learning how all this goes.

351
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,502
All you need to do is find your voice,
and you can get anything you want.

352
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,295
That's really sweet.

353
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,297
Thank you.

354
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,967
I do have to grab one of these trach kits

355
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,262
because I do have a patient who hasn't
been breathing for a couple of minutes.

356
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,097
- Oh, God.
- It's cool. She's a swimmer,

357
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,599
so she knows how to hold her breath.

358
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,522
Okay, I am done trying
to pull it out of you.

359
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,606
Here's what I think.

360
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,277
Before I moved back here,
you were burned-out.

361
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,695
You were not okay.

362
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,323
And then I came back,
and it was like a serotonin hit.

363
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,618
We had so much fun,
but that's just a temporary fix.

364
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,414
You're distracting yourself from whatever
it is that's going on with you

365
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,207
by taking on way too much work,

366
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,211
and that is the real reason that you made
a bad call, and we both know it.

367
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,506
Buddy, I got the career I wanted.
I got the family I wanted.

368
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,674
On paper, I'm golden.

369
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,762
But it doesn't feel that way, does it?

370
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,890
It feels fine.

371
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,519
I'm good.

372
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,188
If you're not gonna talk to me,

373
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,065
I think you should see someone
and get some real help.

374
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,111
No. I do not want to be perceived
as that type of person around here.

375
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,698
I won't let this affect my work.

376
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,575
The problem is, Turk,

377
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,493
it already is.

378
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,289
You'd think doctors
would be the first to know

379
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,792
there's nothing wrong with getting help,
but that's not how it goes.

380
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,379
Hey, you told me
to stand up for myself, right?

381
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,257
- Oh, God.
- I need to find my voice around here.

382
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,180
You will take me seriously
as a doctor and as a woman.

383
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,892
You're gonna take me out to drinks,
and not as friends.

384
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,186
Sexually.

385
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,897
- Excuse me.
- That is not a promise, just a vibe.

386
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,148
Sweet.

387
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,441
It is sweet.

388
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,405
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

389
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,199
You're dead to me.

390
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,951
Hey.

391
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,702
Hey.

392
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,746
Turn off your empathy.
Turn off your empathy.

393
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,832
- You okay?
- You know, we don't want to say

394
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,334
that our kid is a disappointment.

395
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,336
We love him no matter what, but...

396
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,756
when I see you standing there,
perfectly fine,

397
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,718
every breath you take reminds me
that I raised a failure.

398
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,220
You know, uh...

399
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,722
Janitor,

400
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,519
I know it's hard, but at a certain point,
I think you need to accept the fact

401
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,313
that the man he is
is not the man you are.

402
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,982
That's loser talk.

403
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,109
And loser talk is contagious.

404
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,486
You're the reason my son is the way he is.

405
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,363
You know what?
I don't even know why I bothered.

406
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,241
- I don't even think he's your real son.
- How dare you?

407
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,451
What do you want, a DNA test?

408
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:01,330
In the case
of the 514-month-old Nepo Janitor.

409
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,333
Janitor, you are not the father.

410
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,170
Yes! Hooray!

411
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,467
You owe me $237,000. I'm rich.

412
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:17,096
You know, I thought
that maybe fatherhood would transcend

413
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,765
all the conflict between us, but no.

414
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,101
The fight continues.

415
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,482
Wait, J.D.'s not here?

416
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,985
No, I kicked him out.

417
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,236
That guy's so annoying.

418
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,488
The most annoying thing about him
is how much he loves you.

419
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,825
I mean, nothing and no one makes him
as happy as you do,

420
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,328
and I know that
'cause he put it in our wedding vows.

421
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,996
I told him to take that out.

422
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,124
I did cry a little when he said it.

423
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:49,420
The day you stop having fun with him
is the day I start worrying about you.

424
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,303
There you are.

425
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,181
So I think I have an idea.

426
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,933
Is it turning 101 Dalmatians into a coat?

427
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,520
Listen, thank you so much
for setting up the meeting with Siobhán,

428
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,316
but I missed it to help my patient,
and it made me realize what I want to do.

429
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,819
So many people have health questions,

430
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,655
and they can't afford
to get the answers to it,

431
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,782
let alone all the medication
that they need.

432
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,494
I want to open a mobile free clinic and
get the services directly to those people.

433
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,080
See, I told you you'd find your thing.

434
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,290
- Team Elliot.
- Thanks.

435
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,335
Now the thing about Siobhán is...

436
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,506
No matter what stage in life we're
in, we're all still finding ourselves.

437
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,466
Clamp.

438
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,301
Some of us are finding our voices.

439
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,220
I said clamp!

440
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,850
Game recognizes game.

441
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,606
I would like to invite you
to a secret society I've recently joined.

442
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,406
Some of us are finding ourselves
alone in the universe.

443
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,284
We want to believe we know ourselves,

444
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,079
but sometimes we have
to leave it to the people

445
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,372
who have always known us better.

446
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,456
Hey. Watch your throat.

447
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,751
I decided to cut back on my workload.

448
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,128
And?

449
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,629
And talk to someone, it's time.

450
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,964
I'm proud of you.

451
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,550
And you were, uh...

452
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,010
you were right
to call me out on my mistake.

453
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:24,181
Well, as chief, I'm responsible
for everything that happens here

454
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,766
and here.

455
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,020
I know you're pointing at my heart,
but you're also touching my nipple.

456
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,732
- And now it's weird.
- Should I even it out?

457
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,276
Stop. Come on, J.D.

458
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,486
- Go long.
- I will. Come on, right here.

459
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,697
I'm out.

460
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,953
Yeah, well,

461
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,581
maybe flies can't actually be trained.

462
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,292
That was a waste
of three weeks of my life.

463
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,296
Hold still, sir.

464
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,174
Ow!

465
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,092
- Got it.
- Ow.

466
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,097
You see, Son, this shows you
that with some determination

467
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,476
and a little bit of bitterness,
you can win your way to victory.

468
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,560
Huh?

469
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,895
That's it.

470
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,730
No screens for a month.

471
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,398
Dad, you're the worst.

472
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,566
Go to time-out.

473
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,530
See you tomorrow.