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As Chief of Medicine,

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it's my responsibility to know everything
that's going on in the hospital.

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Give me the rundown, Francois.

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Okay, I moved Dr. Gupta's schedule
so he's no longer on with Dr. Baldwin

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-because as we know, they bangin'.
-They bangin'.

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I'm proud of Gupta.

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He's really making the most
of those new hair plugs.

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And how's the new travel nurse doing?

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The real question is,
who is the new travel nurse doing?

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-She bangin'?
-She bangin'.

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Ooh, girl, maybe that's why they call her
a travel nurse, because she gets around.

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Did I do it right?
Did I read her for filth?

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Baby, I can tell you've been
at the library, 'cause, yes, you did.

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Oh, hello, Elliot. Uh, thank you
for that report, Nurse Dubois.

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I know that was just a sex report.

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Then you know it's quite rude
to interrupt. How can I help you?

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As you know, I'd like to do
something bigger in my career,

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which would lead to me being a trailblazer
in my field, inevitably reaching

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celebrity doctor status,

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and then I'd be asked to pose
in a sensible high-cut one piece

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for the inspiring women's section
of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

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I'm confused how I can help.

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J.D., you're Chief of Medicine,
Turk's Chief of Surgery.

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I know I can do more here too.

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I agree with you.
You're one of the best doctors we have,

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and I'll do anything I can to support you.

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This just in.
Gupta's wife found his text messages,

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and his hair has been unplugged.

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Gupta's bangin'?

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I can't tell you that, Elliot,

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but you can read about it
in Francois's newsletter,

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Dubois After Dark.

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Which is being published now.

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The hardest part of this job
is being responsible for your friends

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in a whole new way.

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Sorry you got splashed, Amara.
Maybe next time say, "Clamp."

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I did. Like, four times,
but you told me not to talk

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until you finished reciting Oprah
Winfrey's monologue from The Color Purple.

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"All my life I had to fight."

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Right about then
is when the blood started spraying.

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Mimi, when's my next surgery?

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In five minutes.
Dr. Hooch is assisting, so don't be late.

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I got a tee time, bitch.

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Turk was taking on
a lot of responsibility.

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He was the hardest-working man in surgery.

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- Do I got an appendectomy?
- Yeah.

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Do I got a cholecystectomy?

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Yeah.

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Do I got a mortgage, three car payments,
four college tuitions,

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and a wife who keeps hintin'
about retiring to a lake house?

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-Yeah.
-I do.

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So hit me with another appendectomy.

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-Hey, man, what's up?
-I just noticed

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you've been taking on
a lot of extra work lately.

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-Everything okay?
-Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just busy.

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I've also been seeing Raymond
a lot lately.

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I told you I don't like it
when you name my head vein.

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-I'll see you later.
-Later, Turk.

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Later, Raymond.

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Thank you, J.D.

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You know I only come out
when Turk is super stressed out.

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Okay. Why does Raymond
sound like Aaron Neville?

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-'Cause it's the only impression I can do.
-Yeah.

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♪ I don't know how much ♪

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-♪ But I know I love you ♪
-♪ But I know I love you ♪

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-♪ And that may be all I need ♪
-♪ And that may be all I need ♪

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-♪ To know ♪
-♪ To know ♪

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Aha!

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Wait, all the sprinklers are supposed
to go off, not just this one.

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Like many nepo babies,

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the new janitor couldn't quite live up
to his brilliant father.

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You know, if your father had done this,
we'd both be soaking wet,

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probably underwater.

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Now clean this up.

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Right away, Dr. Dorian.

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I doubt your dad even knew my name.

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Fricking nepos.

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I know his name.

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It's "Dead man."

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Hey, your mom made you some muffins.

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They're not very good,
but it's nice to see her back on her foot.

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♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪

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♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪

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♪ I'm no Superman ♪

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Life had handed me
a golden opportunity

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to figure out what was going on with Turk.

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Hey, man. My office flooded.
Do you mind if I crash here for a bit?

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I don't mind at all,

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-but I got a lot of work.
-Okay.

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The thing about Turk,
he would open up about anything

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as long as he was throwing a ball around.

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Oh! Look at my…

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My sports ball
that I love to throw spirals with.

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I'm open.

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You will be, old friend.
You will be.

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How you doing?

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I got a lot on my plate and I've just been
in my head so much lately.

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Tell me about it.

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My arm already hurts.

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How did Gisele's ex-husband
do this for a whole match?

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I have everything that I've ever
dreamed of having. It's just sometimes…

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Uh-oh, he's putting
emotional sauce on it.

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Come on, J.D., you got this.
Rudy, Rudy, Ru...

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Oh, buddy, buddy.

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-Buddy, buddy, are you okay?
-I'm fine.

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I got you in the trachea.
Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry.

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I told you to stop watching Rudy.
I don't think you should talk anymore.

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I can listen. I can listen.

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Look at me. I'm a mess.

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A mess?

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You're wearing the hell
out of that blood, girl.

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Slay, or should I say, who did you slay?

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Because of the blood.

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Dude, crush on her more.

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I'm not crushing on her, Blake.
I'm the Chief Resident, okay?

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It's my job to support
all of my interns equally.

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Hey, dude. You look like Weird Al,
and that makes people smile.

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Am I crushing on Yankovic too?

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Well, I'm out of credits
for the scrubs machine.

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I have to go down to laundry
and beg for an extra pair.

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Well, if you have time,
there's a guy down there

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who gives really good chair massages.

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Oh, that's Kevin. He cleans the morgue.

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He's got the softest hands in the world.

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Cold but soft.

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Kevin sounds great.

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-The blood is congealing on me. So…
-Okay, okay, let's go.

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Tell Kev I'll be down
for my glutes after lunch.

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Thank you so much.

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-Hey, Elliot.
-Mmm.

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You know how when we were married
you said I never listened to you.

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-No, what I actually said was you never...
-Elliot, please, I'm talking.

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That's Siobhán Sims, okay?
She's a board member.

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If you wanna do something big
at this hospital, you gotta go to her,

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and I got you a meeting with her
for today at 3:00 p.m.

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-Don't be late.
-Today? Dressed like this?

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My hair's greasy
and I-I didn't take an everything shower.

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She's gonna know. Women like that know.

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Don't worry about that.
Just tell her your idea.

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Oh, definitely. As soon as I have one.

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Elliot, I went to Siobhán Sims, okay?
She is a very big deal, very rich.

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You know how a lot of billionaires
are going to Mars?

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She's headed to Venus, yeah.

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Venus, Elliot.

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Okay, okay, uh, off the top of my head,
breast implants for ya butt.

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-That's already a thing.
-Really? How much are they?

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Elliot, please focus.

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Oh, my God, I'm sweating
and she's looking at me.

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Tosh, get over here quickly.

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Ask me a question
so it looks like I'm teaching you.

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Okay, um, Asher wants to go on vacation
with me, but I'm like,

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it's too soon to spend five days
cooped up together, right?

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I was hoping for a medical question,
but I guess I could field that one.

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Okay, so instead of staying
at one expensive hotel room,

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you're gonna stay at a cheaper place,

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secretly get yourself a second hotel room
where you can conduct certain activities

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that he should never know anything about,
i.e., a poop room.

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You are a genius. Thank you, Dr. Reid.

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Dr. Reid, Dr. Dorian said
you have a compelling pitch for me.

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-Yes.
-Looking forward to it.

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Great.

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A poop room?

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Is that why we have
so many Marriott points?

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I come in peace.

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Have you ever heard the song
"Cat's in the Cradle"?

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-Sure.
-Okay, well, I hadn't until last week.

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It's an amazing song about cats.

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-That's not...
-And it made me realize

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I don't spend enough time with my boy,

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which is why he and I are going to destroy
you together like it says in the song.

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Dr. Dorian, someone made a mistake
you're gonna want to deal with.

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-Hey, Francois.
-Hey, Janitor.

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Last weekend was so fun.

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You are invited
onto that pontoon boat anytime.

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-Pontoon boat?
-Will you focus?

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Someone made a mistake. Come on.

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-Hi, I'm Dr. Reid, and this is Dr. Tosh.
-Hi.

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Hey, I'm Dee.

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This is Big Gina.

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She got me handcuffed to this thing
'cause she a freak.

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Ain't that right, boo?

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No, we're not married,
but a judge did put us together.

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I see you have an infected cut
on your foot that isn't healing.

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Yeah, infirmary gave me
two rounds of antibiotics.

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It just didn't help.

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This could be a bone infection
called osteomyelitis.

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I'm gonna order a blood panel and an MRI.

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Now, MRIs can be pretty dark
and isolating.

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-Have you ever had one before?
-No, but I've been in solitary.

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If you're claustrophobic,
we could give you meds to relax you.

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-I'm hell a claustrophobic.
-Okay.

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You two are very hospitable.

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Y'all got some friends
on the inside or something?

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No.

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Oh, I do have a salad spinner
from the Martha Stewart collection.

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I have been to prison by accident.

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I thought it was an outlet mall.

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Hey. Uh…

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You really bonded with the interns, huh?

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Yes, equally.
I like them all the same amount.

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Okay. Well, I'm sorry,

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one of them has screwed up.
A patient was discharged far too early.

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And now he's back with an infection.

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That means the hospital has
to pay for the readmit,

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which is a very expensive mistake.

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I need you to find out which one
of them it was and come down hard on them,

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even if it was Amara.

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-Is she the Persian baddie with a booty?
-She's the one who likes you.

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-Are you being serious right now?
-No, Grant.

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Does everyone know I like her?

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They're about to.

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And now they do.

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-Hey, nurse. Can you give me some...
-It's me, Blake.

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Why are you wearing that?

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Okay, so I told the guy down in laundry
that I'm a surgical intern,

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but I don't think he heard me,
so he gave me nurse's scrubs.

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It's fine. It's just one day.
That's over in just

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14 hours.

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Look, I've got a few years on you,
and in this job,

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you don't have the luxury other people
your age have to "find themselves."

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You don't get to move to Austin to make it
as a country western star, then

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realize you haven't got the talent,
so you got to move back home

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with nothing to show for yourself
but the giant belt buckle

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that says "Blakey."

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How many lives have you led?

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Too many, I reckon.

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What I'm trying to say is, if you
don't grow up, stand up for yourself

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and act like a doctor,
then maybe you shouldn't be a doctor.

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The problem is your approach, Son.

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Flooding his office…
No, you're thinking too big.

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Here's what we're gonna do. Look at this.

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These are his shower shorts.

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Get the scent, boy.

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Godspeed, tiny soldier.

235
00:10:16,424 --> 00:10:17,675
Wow, you look great.

236
00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:20,261
Oh, thank you.
I'm dressed for the job that I want.

237
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:23,765
A landlord about to foreclose
on something inner city kids rely on?

238
00:10:23,848 --> 00:10:26,392
I wish. At least then I'd know
what I want to do.

239
00:10:26,476 --> 00:10:27,598
I don't know what's wrong with me.

240
00:10:27,602 --> 00:10:29,224
I mean, I remember
all of my dad's secretaries,

241
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,601
but whenever I try
to brainstorm about this,

242
00:10:30,605 --> 00:10:32,273
I just see tiny little dots in my vision.

243
00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:34,066
Elliot, you're overthinking it, okay?

244
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,986
I didn't want this job at first,
but when it's right, you'll know.

245
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:40,281
Perhaps it'll be building
an AI data center

246
00:10:40,364 --> 00:10:42,742
on the grounds
of a Native American burial site.

247
00:10:42,825 --> 00:10:44,368
Not helpful, J.D.

248
00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:48,790
After helping Elliot, I felt like I
was finally mastering friend-work balance.

249
00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:50,041
Okay, Turk, let's talk.

250
00:10:50,124 --> 00:10:53,294
My trachea is reinflated,
and we have some unfinished business.

251
00:10:53,377 --> 00:10:55,254
We do. Do you remember 15 years ago

252
00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:57,698
when we made up that fake secret society
to mess with Hooch?

253
00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,842
The League of the Order
of the Stethoscopes.

254
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,469
-How could I forget?
-Yes.

255
00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:03,304
How come we never
followed through on that?

256
00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:05,681
Because we got older,
we had kids, we got married,

257
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,266
we decided we were too mature.

258
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:10,102
Plus, I'm pretty sure we lost the password
to our joint AOL account.

259
00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:11,604
Well, I've remembered it,

260
00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:14,440
and I think it's time
we send Hooch his welcome letter.

261
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,193
It's happening, finally.

262
00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:18,903
Are you two in it?

263
00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:20,655
-What's that, Hooch?
-Nothing.

264
00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:24,784
Hooch is on his way to the cafeteria
to unlock the secret menu.

265
00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:30,122
Maybe this was all Turk needed,

266
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,834
just some stupid fun
like we used to have back in the day.

267
00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:34,252
Can I talk to you?

268
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:39,423
So, that readmit? It wasn't Amara. Boom.

269
00:11:40,341 --> 00:11:42,677
I'm so sorry. I'm just so excited, dude.

270
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,761
I don't have to be like,

271
00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:46,718
"Hey, girl, you just cost the hospital
hundreds of thousands of dollars."

272
00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:50,017
And instead I get to yell,
"Hey, girl, you and me, some dim sum,

273
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:52,270
and then some, 'cause you yum-yum."

274
00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:55,106
Wow. How does talking like that
usually go for you?

275
00:11:55,189 --> 00:11:56,774
I don't normally talk like this, dude.

276
00:11:56,858 --> 00:11:59,610
Just something about her
makes my heart feel like it's Christmas.

277
00:11:59,694 --> 00:12:00,695
My heart's just like…

278
00:12:00,778 --> 00:12:02,154
♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum! ♪

279
00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:05,241
I've been there, man.
I'm actually still there.

280
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,780
Sometimes when my girlfriend
gets undressed,

281
00:12:06,784 --> 00:12:10,496
I just go, "Awooga," out loud,
and she laughs. She loves it.

282
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,870
Yeah, I appreciate the openness.
It feels like we're bonding.

283
00:12:12,874 --> 00:12:14,288
Well, it's what I've been looking for.

284
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,707
Which is gonna make this next part
a little bit harder to say.

285
00:12:16,711 --> 00:12:18,671
It wasn't Amara who screwed up.
It was Turk.

286
00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:21,048
That's the thing
about the hospital.

287
00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:22,972
There's always something
you didn't see coming…

288
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:24,927
Good news, Dee. Your MRI's clear.

289
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,430
You just need stronger antibiotics.
Which means, Big Gina,

290
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,098
I can clear the patient for discharge.

291
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,182
I'll call it in.

292
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,851
-Okay.
-Oh, wait, wait, wait.

293
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:36,063
I've been waiting for her to move all day.
Please, I really need to talk to you.

294
00:12:36,147 --> 00:12:38,524
I'm headed to a really important meeting.
I cannot be late.

295
00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:40,564
If I mess this up,
it could change the course of my life.

296
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:44,196
Can you imagine that? Making one mistake
that ruins your whole…

297
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,281
I'm really sorry.

298
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,701
I wouldn't be asking
if it wasn't really important.

299
00:12:48,784 --> 00:12:51,287
…whether it changes your priorities

300
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,166
or even threatens
one of your closest relationships.

301
00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:58,586
-Hey.
-Hey, hey. Um…

302
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:02,465
So you know that readmit
that's probably gonna result

303
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,008
in a disciplinary action?

304
00:13:04,091 --> 00:13:06,761
Oh, yeah. I'd hate to be that guy.

305
00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,095
Yeah. Um…

306
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:11,223
Funny thing, you are that guy. Heads up.

307
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:17,434
My high school guidance
counselor was right.

308
00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:19,982
These hands are strictly jazz.

309
00:13:21,894 --> 00:13:24,772
Turk was pretty mad.
I was gonna give him a little space.

310
00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:27,107
Unfortunately, not everyone knew
to do the same.

311
00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:30,360
Dr. Turk, I am finally asserting myself.
You don't listen to me in surgery.

312
00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:32,780
I demand you start treating me
like a real doctor.

313
00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,198
You demand?

314
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,657
Oh, no.

315
00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:39,578
I find your lack of faith…

316
00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,080
Disturbing.

317
00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:47,044
Do me, do me.

318
00:13:47,669 --> 00:13:49,379
I always suspected.

319
00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:52,341
Big Gina, I'm gonna need you to step out
while I examine this patient.

320
00:13:52,424 --> 00:13:55,010
It turns out that her foot infection
has traveled

321
00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:58,472
to a very sensitive part of her body.

322
00:13:58,555 --> 00:14:02,267
It is a real condition,
called athlete's "bajingoitis."

323
00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:04,812
Okay, fine, just go
and take Tosh as collateral.

324
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:06,313
Wait, what's happening?

325
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:07,981
Oh, hello, big hands.

326
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,277
All right, listen, I never took
the antibiotics at the infirmary.

327
00:14:12,361 --> 00:14:15,906
I wanted to get sick enough to come here.
I need to get help for my son.

328
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,784
He has asthma. He is really sick.

329
00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,537
I don't have the money
to send him to see a specialist.

330
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,372
There's got to be something you could do.

331
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:25,541
-Okay. How old is your son?
-Twelve.

332
00:14:25,624 --> 00:14:27,334
Does he have a corticosteroid inhaler?

333
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,378
He has one for emergencies.

334
00:14:29,461 --> 00:14:31,964
It's really dangerous for him
not to have the right inhaler.

335
00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:34,341
Put in the number
of whoever's taking care of your son.

336
00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:36,051
I'll get him everything he needs.

337
00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:37,135
Thank you.

338
00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,551
I know you're missing
your meeting for this.

339
00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:43,183
It's okay. I know what it's like
to worry about your kid.

340
00:14:44,476 --> 00:14:47,229
Don't get mad.
I asked her to hold me like a baby.

341
00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:52,689
Can you please come in here with me
and close the door?

342
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:54,613
Yes. Um, I just need to do one thing.
One second.

343
00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:56,697
My man.

344
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,324
Hey, what's up?

345
00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:02,286
Do you think I'm a real doctor?

346
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:04,246
Of course I do.

347
00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:07,165
Blake says I don't act like one,
so maybe I shouldn't be one,

348
00:15:07,249 --> 00:15:09,539
and Dr. Turk won't even listen
to me about listening to me.

349
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:10,669
Give yourself a break.

350
00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:13,505
You're an intern,
you're learning how all this goes.

351
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:17,259
All you need to do is find your voice,
and you can get anything you want.

352
00:15:17,342 --> 00:15:19,052
That's really sweet.

353
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:21,054
Thank you.

354
00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:23,724
I do have to grab one of these trach kits

355
00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:27,019
because I do have a patient who hasn't
been breathing for a couple of minutes.

356
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:28,854
-Oh, God.
-It's cool. She's a swimmer,

357
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:31,356
so she knows how to hold her breath.

358
00:15:33,817 --> 00:15:37,279
Okay, I am done trying
to pull it out of you.

359
00:15:37,362 --> 00:15:38,363
Here's what I think.

360
00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:42,034
Before I moved back here,
you were burned-out.

361
00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:43,452
You were not okay.

362
00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:47,080
And then I came back,
and it was like a serotonin hit.

363
00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:50,375
We had so much fun,
but that's just a temporary fix.

364
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:54,171
You're distracting yourself from whatever
it is that's going on with you

365
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,964
by taking on way too much work,

366
00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:59,968
and that is the real reason that you made
a bad call, and we both know it.

367
00:16:00,052 --> 00:16:03,263
Buddy, I got the career I wanted.
I got the family I wanted.

368
00:16:03,347 --> 00:16:04,431
On paper, I'm golden.

369
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,519
But it doesn't feel that way, does it?

370
00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:11,647
It feels fine.

371
00:16:14,566 --> 00:16:16,276
I'm good.

372
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,945
If you're not gonna talk to me,

373
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:20,822
I think you should see someone
and get some real help.

374
00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:24,868
No. I do not want to be perceived
as that type of person around here.

375
00:16:26,912 --> 00:16:28,455
I won't let this affect my work.

376
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,332
The problem is, Turk,

377
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,250
it already is.

378
00:16:34,086 --> 00:16:36,125
You'd think doctors
would be the first to know

379
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,549
there's nothing wrong with getting help,
but that's not how it goes.

380
00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:43,136
Hey, you told me
to stand up for myself, right?

381
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:46,014
-Oh, God.
-I need to find my voice around here.

382
00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:51,937
You will take me seriously
as a doctor and as a woman.

383
00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:55,649
You're gonna take me out to drinks,
and not as friends.

384
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:57,943
Sexually.

385
00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,654
-Excuse me.
-That is not a promise, just a vibe.

386
00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:01,905
Sweet.

387
00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:03,198
It is sweet.

388
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:09,162
-Thank you.
-My pleasure.

389
00:17:09,746 --> 00:17:10,956
You're dead to me.

390
00:17:11,581 --> 00:17:12,708
Hey.

391
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,459
Hey.

392
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,583
Turn off your empathy.
Turn off your empathy.

393
00:17:17,462 --> 00:17:19,589
-You okay?
-You know, we don't want to say

394
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:21,091
that our kid is a disappointment.

395
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,093
We love him no matter what, but…

396
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:26,513
When I see you standing there,
perfectly fine,

397
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:30,475
every breath you take reminds me
that I raised a failure.

398
00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:31,977
You know, uh…

399
00:17:33,478 --> 00:17:34,479
Janitor,

400
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:39,276
I know it's hard, but at a certain point,
I think you need to accept the fact

401
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,070
that the man he is
is not the man you are.

402
00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:43,739
That's loser talk.

403
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,866
And loser talk is contagious.

404
00:17:45,949 --> 00:17:48,243
You're the reason my son is the way he is.

405
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,199
You know what?
I don't even know why I bothered.

406
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,998
-I don't even think he's your real son.
-How dare you?

407
00:17:53,498 --> 00:17:55,208
What do you want, a DNA test?

408
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:59,087
In the case
of the 514-month-old Nepo Janitor.

409
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:02,090
Janitor, you are not the father.

410
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,927
Yes! Hooray!

411
00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:11,224
You owe me $237,000. I'm rich.

412
00:18:11,308 --> 00:18:14,853
You know, I thought
that maybe fatherhood would transcend

413
00:18:14,936 --> 00:18:17,522
all the conflict between us, but no.

414
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,858
The fight continues.

415
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,239
Wait, J.D.'s not here?

416
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,742
No, I kicked him out.

417
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:29,993
That guy's so annoying.

418
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:32,325
The most annoying thing about him
is how much he loves you.

419
00:18:32,329 --> 00:18:35,582
I mean, nothing and no one makes him
as happy as you do,

420
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:38,085
and I know that
'cause he put it in our wedding vows.

421
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:39,753
I told him to take that out.

422
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,881
I did cry a little when he said it.

423
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:47,177
The day you stop having fun with him
is the day I start worrying about you.

424
00:18:54,017 --> 00:18:55,060
There you are.

425
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:57,938
So I think I have an idea.

426
00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:00,690
Is it turning 101 Dalmatians into a coat?

427
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:04,277
Listen, thank you so much
for setting up the meeting with Siobhán,

428
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:08,073
but I missed it to help my patient,
and it made me realize what I want to do.

429
00:19:09,741 --> 00:19:11,576
So many people have health questions,

430
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,491
and they can't afford
to get the answers to it,

431
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:15,539
let alone all the medication
that they need.

432
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:19,251
I want to open a mobile free clinic and
get the services directly to those people.

433
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,837
See, I told you you'd find your thing.

434
00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:24,047
-Team Elliot.
-Thanks.

435
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,092
Now the thing about Siobhán is…

436
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:31,263
No matter what stage in life we're
in, we're all still finding ourselves.

437
00:19:32,222 --> 00:19:33,223
Clamp.

438
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,058
Some of us are finding our voices.

439
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,977
I said clamp!

440
00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:42,607
Game recognizes game.

441
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:48,363
I would like to invite you
to a secret society I've recently joined.

442
00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:56,163
Some of us are finding ourselves
alone in the universe.

443
00:19:57,873 --> 00:20:00,041
We want to believe we know ourselves,

444
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,836
but sometimes we have
to leave it to the people

445
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,199
who have always known us better.

446
00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:05,213
Hey. Watch your throat.

447
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,508
I decided to cut back on my workload.

448
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:09,885
And?

449
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:11,386
And talk to someone, it's time.

450
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:12,721
I'm proud of you.

451
00:20:14,306 --> 00:20:15,307
And you were, uh…

452
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,767
You were right
to call me out on my mistake.

453
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:21,938
Well, as chief, I'm responsible
for everything that happens here

454
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,523
and here.

455
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:27,777
I know you're pointing at my heart,
but you're also touching my nipple.

456
00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:30,489
-And now it's weird.
-Should I even it out?

457
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,033
Stop. Come on, J.D.

458
00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:35,243
-Go long.
-I will. Come on, right here.

459
00:20:36,411 --> 00:20:37,454
I'm out.

460
00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:43,561
Yeah, well,

461
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,189
maybe flies can't actually be trained.

462
00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:48,900
That was a waste
of three weeks of my life.

463
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:52,904
Hold still, sir.

464
00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:55,661
Ow!

465
00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:57,579
-Got it.
-Ow.

466
00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:02,584
You see, Son, this shows you
that with some determination

467
00:21:02,668 --> 00:21:05,963
and a little bit of bitterness,
you can win your way to victory.

468
00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:07,047
Huh?

469
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,382
That's it.

470
00:21:08,465 --> 00:21:10,217
No screens for a month.

471
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,885
Dad, you're the worst.

472
00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:13,053
Go to time-out.

473
00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:19,017
See you tomorrow.