1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,067 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:03,801 Stay away from Paco, because if you don't, 3 00:00:03,802 --> 00:00:05,009 I'm gonna grab a steak knife, 4 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:06,836 and I'm gonna cut those freak eyes out. 5 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:10,417 You were right. I kicked Ron out. 6 00:00:10,418 --> 00:00:11,752 People don't change. 7 00:00:11,753 --> 00:00:13,320 Who is that? 8 00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:16,824 Rude to stare, especially in Asian cultures. 9 00:00:16,825 --> 00:00:18,559 Benjamin J. Ashby. 10 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,061 This guy is everything wrong with America. 11 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,897 Your friends are disloyal, and that Peach is the worst. 12 00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:27,067 How many guys are willing to do anything 13 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,409 for the person they love? 14 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:29,974 I just want you to live your best life, 15 00:00:29,975 --> 00:00:32,249 and the cost was a corpse. 16 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:33,941 You can talk about her. 17 00:00:33,942 --> 00:00:36,644 Actually, I think I'd rather save it for therapy. 18 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:39,480 It's a bit troubling when your partner hides something from you. 19 00:00:39,481 --> 00:00:41,782 Don't you agree, Dr. Nicky? 20 00:00:41,783 --> 00:00:43,250 I hear you, Paul. 21 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,653 If we don't have trust, we have nothing. 22 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:46,821 We're over. 23 00:00:46,822 --> 00:00:48,255 What happened? 24 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,789 My girlfriend dumped me. 25 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,637 It's been three months since I lost you, Beck, 26 00:01:03,638 --> 00:01:05,439 and it was a loss, 27 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,008 but I'm in a new place, a better place. 28 00:01:08,009 --> 00:01:09,844 I'm with Karen Minty, 29 00:01:09,845 --> 00:01:12,346 my little neat freak... literally. 30 00:01:12,347 --> 00:01:14,381 How you can live with these un-alphabetized 31 00:01:14,382 --> 00:01:16,116 I cannot understand. 32 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,484 Any other system is just hostile. 33 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,624 What are you waiting for, babe? 34 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,192 Again? I don't... I don't know if... 35 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:26,694 No, pervert. 36 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:28,195 - Grab the typewriter. - Oh. 37 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:29,730 She keeps me guessing. 38 00:01:29,731 --> 00:01:32,666 She's equal parts neat and freak. 39 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,969 Holy shit. 40 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,570 I'm happy. 41 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:38,639 She's happy. 42 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,206 We're good for each other. 43 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:42,977 Some kind of women's magazine? 44 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,545 Okay, she's not perfect. 45 00:01:44,546 --> 00:01:46,313 Oh, "50 Reasons Men Suck". 46 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,015 You know, with a Kindle, you can store 47 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:50,751 a zillion more stories and recipes, 48 00:01:50,752 --> 00:01:52,853 and there are zero dust mites. 49 00:01:52,854 --> 00:01:54,487 Oh, yeah? Your show's back on. 50 00:01:55,757 --> 00:01:58,359 - Yes, "Queens". - Annoying. 51 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,361 Yes, "King of Queens". Nobody's perfect. 52 00:02:00,362 --> 00:02:03,290 We don't share everything, but we share the right things. 53 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,537 Ooh, cat has claws. 54 00:02:04,538 --> 00:02:05,866 The truth is, Beck, 55 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:07,902 I don't miss you the way I thought I would, 56 00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:09,403 not since Karen. 57 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:11,438 And you, you're doing great. 58 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:13,107 Your essay about Peach went viral. 59 00:02:13,108 --> 00:02:15,876 You got a book deal. Good for you. 60 00:02:15,877 --> 00:02:17,177 I hardly look at your Facebook. 61 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,778 Two or three times a day, max. 62 00:02:20,715 --> 00:02:24,150 No checking your email. I don't go by your place. 63 00:02:28,056 --> 00:02:29,924 Old me would have spent the rest of the night 64 00:02:29,925 --> 00:02:32,393 trying to hunt down Mr. Anonymous, 65 00:02:32,394 --> 00:02:34,728 but you're not my job anymore. 66 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:37,131 This is my job now, and I love it. 67 00:02:37,132 --> 00:02:39,198 There are monsters under the bed! 68 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:42,368 For the most part. 69 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,741 - What an asshole. - I know, right? 70 00:02:47,742 --> 00:02:50,110 I'm not saying I deserve all this attention, 71 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:52,646 but an "overrated mess" is pretty harsh. 72 00:02:52,647 --> 00:02:54,982 Wait, what? I'm talking about Peach's Deathbook, 73 00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:58,485 this dude claiming that she ghosted him at Coachella. 74 00:02:58,486 --> 00:03:01,622 - Where were you? - I was checking my comments. 75 00:03:01,623 --> 00:03:03,257 Really? 76 00:03:03,258 --> 00:03:04,792 Sorry I'm late, Rebecca. 77 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,360 There was this essay in "The Believer" 78 00:03:06,361 --> 00:03:08,262 that would not let go of me. 79 00:03:08,263 --> 00:03:10,723 Beck's not short for Rebecca. 80 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,100 Oh, it's a joke, 81 00:03:13,101 --> 00:03:15,769 as if my last name was short for Rebecca. 82 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:19,239 Guinevere, short for Rebecca, what did Janice say? 83 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,441 - Who is Janice? - She's my editor. 84 00:03:29,097 --> 00:03:31,297 Just call me this weekend, Beck. 85 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,928 "You do not sound like you. 86 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:44,832 I am not in love with these pages." 87 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,433 No wonder you needed me, Becky. 88 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:53,607 You make your own Yaddo. 89 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:57,611 This is no longer your home. This is your writer's colony. 90 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,381 Kill all distractions. 91 00:04:00,382 --> 00:04:02,016 Surrender thy phone. 92 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:04,350 My phone, Blythe? 93 00:04:06,654 --> 00:04:08,722 Come on. 94 00:04:08,723 --> 00:04:11,525 Good-bye, Instagram. 95 00:04:11,526 --> 00:04:15,562 So long, Facebook. 96 00:04:15,563 --> 00:04:17,297 Good-bye, Twitter. 97 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,067 I'm freeing your mind. 98 00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:23,337 I can't just go dark out of nowhere. 99 00:04:23,338 --> 00:04:25,606 You're not J.K. Rowling. 100 00:04:25,607 --> 00:04:28,040 We'll all be fine if you take a time-out. 101 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,147 Not my router. 102 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,413 What about research? 103 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:36,550 And I'm going to ask Ethan 104 00:04:36,551 --> 00:04:38,385 where Joe gets all his typewriters 105 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:42,556 so you can be the most analog princess in all the land. 106 00:04:42,557 --> 00:04:44,258 Hey, how is Joe? 107 00:04:44,259 --> 00:04:47,027 Are we really going to do that? 108 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:51,163 No, I... I would never want to, you know. 109 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,568 Yes, yes, 110 00:04:54,569 --> 00:04:57,538 just put it all on the page. 111 00:04:57,539 --> 00:04:59,506 Let it flow. 112 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:03,043 I was... I was just curious if he was still with... 113 00:05:03,044 --> 00:05:05,279 is it Karen? What's her last name again? 114 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,081 - Minty. - Minty. 115 00:05:07,082 --> 00:05:08,682 Yaddo. 116 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,350 Minty. 117 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,951 Yaddo. 118 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,791 So you don't find yourself thinking of Renaldo at all? 119 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:19,892 No. No, that's the thing. 120 00:05:21,729 --> 00:05:24,565 He dragged me into so many messes. 121 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:26,383 With Brad, 122 00:05:26,768 --> 00:05:29,386 I don't have to clean up any messes. There are no messes. 123 00:05:30,071 --> 00:05:31,738 - He is... - Simple? 124 00:05:31,739 --> 00:05:33,607 No. No, he's not... 125 00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:36,110 no, he's just... he knows who he is, 126 00:05:36,111 --> 00:05:38,746 which means I don't have to drive myself crazy watching his back. 127 00:05:38,747 --> 00:05:40,514 In fact, I have all this free time now... 128 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:41,747 Wrapping up. 129 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:46,028 We're out of time. We'll pick this up next week? 130 00:05:46,621 --> 00:05:50,224 Yes, therapy, Karen, this is all working. 131 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,369 There's many ways to the top of the mountain, Paul. 132 00:05:54,295 --> 00:05:56,396 Maybe Brad's what you need. 133 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,249 Maybe Brad's your Sherpa. 134 00:05:59,925 --> 00:06:01,735 Enjoy the ride, man. 135 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,105 Maybe Dr. Nicky is onto something, Beck. 136 00:06:05,106 --> 00:06:06,940 Karen doesn't expose me to toxic people 137 00:06:06,941 --> 00:06:08,575 like Benji or Peach. 138 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:11,011 Dealing with them was... ugh, stressful. 139 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:13,313 Trying to make sure you were okay all the time? 140 00:06:13,314 --> 00:06:16,750 Fine, so I... I still do need to know if you're okay. 141 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,318 I'm happy. I want you to be happy. 142 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:20,954 It's what happy people want for people. 143 00:06:20,955 --> 00:06:22,756 What the hell? 144 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:25,192 N-n-no, no, no, no, no, no. 145 00:06:25,193 --> 00:06:27,261 Where did you go? 146 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,663 How the hell am I supposed to be great with you being gone 147 00:06:29,664 --> 00:06:31,364 if you're actually gone? 148 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,867 Whoo! 149 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,003 "Desperate Characters", number seven? 150 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,771 Is that all I am to you? 151 00:07:44,772 --> 00:07:46,573 You get a book deal because of me, 152 00:07:46,574 --> 00:07:48,508 because let's face it, Peach died, 153 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,377 and you wrote about her death, 154 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:52,379 and that's just not something you would have done 155 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:53,673 if she were alive. 156 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,449 I was so damn happy with Karen, 157 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:56,917 but I'm not sure I can be happy 158 00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:58,685 if I don't know you're happy. 159 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,087 - What? Yes. - Yes. 160 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,455 - Yeah! - Yes. 161 00:08:01,456 --> 00:08:03,457 Joe! 162 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,025 This is on you, Beck. 163 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,927 You put Blythe and Ethan together, 164 00:08:06,928 --> 00:08:09,963 and you left me to deal with them. 165 00:08:09,964 --> 00:08:11,932 The most spectacular thing just happened for us. 166 00:08:11,933 --> 00:08:13,433 We're moving in together. 167 00:08:13,434 --> 00:08:15,902 Ethan just asked me just right now. 168 00:08:15,903 --> 00:08:18,138 I mean, you know what they say. When you know, you know. 169 00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:21,208 Inspiration calls. 170 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,310 Good-bye, love. 171 00:08:23,311 --> 00:08:24,577 Oh, my... 172 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,416 You are insane to move in with her this quickly. 173 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,151 You barely know her. 174 00:08:31,152 --> 00:08:33,253 I don't know. I mean, you love who you love, 175 00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:35,555 and love tells you what to do, easy-peasy. 176 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:36,823 Stupid-stupid. 177 00:08:36,824 --> 00:08:38,258 You just... 178 00:08:38,259 --> 00:08:40,193 you don't always know how it's gonna work out. 179 00:08:40,194 --> 00:08:41,561 Sure you do. 180 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,530 Look how happy you are with Karen. 181 00:08:43,531 --> 00:08:44,898 Well, good luck finding a place. 182 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,066 The market's shit right now. 183 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,534 Okay, I'm not worried. 184 00:08:47,535 --> 00:08:50,145 The law of attraction. When you know... 185 00:08:51,005 --> 00:08:52,504 I know. 186 00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:01,348 If I could go anywhere, 187 00:09:01,349 --> 00:09:04,084 I'd probably go to New Zealand to see Mordor. 188 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,519 When you know, you know. 189 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,229 I would go to Paris. 190 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,450 Paris all the way, wouldn't have to think about it. 191 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,126 What about you, Joe? 192 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:16,254 But I... yeah, I've never been to Paris. 193 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,231 I'm going to Six Flags this weekend. 194 00:09:18,232 --> 00:09:19,598 Have you guys been there? 195 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,137 Six Flags, really, Pac? 196 00:09:24,138 --> 00:09:26,406 Mom's a new person since Ron's gone. 197 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:28,141 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 198 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:30,744 I-I get on the elevator, we stop on every single floor. 199 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:33,379 I'm telling you, it was like, 12, 11, 10. 200 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:40,821 Is this Italian? 201 00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:42,175 No thanks. 202 00:09:42,176 --> 00:09:43,457 Hey, Claudia, 203 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,959 you should put something in your stomach, you know? 204 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,869 Something else. 205 00:09:48,596 --> 00:09:50,964 What's that supposed to mean? 206 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,566 I'm not the bad guy here. 207 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:55,435 Hijo, Mommy changed her mind. 208 00:09:55,436 --> 00:09:56,636 We're going. 209 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,070 Let's go. Grab what you want. 210 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:00,941 Bye. 211 00:10:00,942 --> 00:10:03,075 See you, Pac. 212 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,846 At least now we know she's on something. 213 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,418 I'm sorry I ruined dinner. 214 00:10:11,419 --> 00:10:13,353 Serves me right for trying to help. 215 00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:14,853 No, Karen. 216 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,425 You are so good. 217 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,662 You too, babe. 218 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,864 "Babe"? 219 00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:25,699 You said "babe" was a default 220 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,601 for unimaginative lovers, 221 00:10:27,602 --> 00:10:30,871 but then you never cared for people the way Karen does. 222 00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,539 You were so caught up in you, 223 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,207 you never thought to take care of me, 224 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,209 and honestly, it's worth all the "babe". 225 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:38,011 This is too sad. 226 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,713 You want to take a walk to a froyo truck or something? 227 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,783 Froyo sounds lovely. 228 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,041 For me, it's like just how present he is, 229 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:50,156 - you know? - Yeah. 230 00:10:50,157 --> 00:10:51,791 And it speaks volumes about his heart. 231 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,326 - I know. - And the way that he just 232 00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:55,794 - looks you right in the... - Reading... 233 00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:08,508 Joe! 234 00:11:08,509 --> 00:11:10,377 I, uh... 235 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,512 right, this is your hood. 236 00:11:12,513 --> 00:11:14,046 Right. 237 00:11:17,084 --> 00:11:19,819 I'm sorry. Hi, I'm Beck. 238 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,463 Karen. 239 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:25,158 - Congrats on the book deal. - Thanks. 240 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:27,694 I'm actually... I'm having some writer's block. 241 00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:30,363 Thought I'd take a walk around the block. 242 00:11:30,364 --> 00:11:32,030 You live near here? 243 00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:37,836 No. I just... I... I like it around here. 244 00:11:40,341 --> 00:11:42,342 I'm listening to that podcast you told me about. 245 00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:44,911 Podcasts? You're droning. 246 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,446 Just get to the point, you know? 247 00:11:50,685 --> 00:11:53,019 - Yeah. - Babe, I'm starving. 248 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:55,388 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's... 249 00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:57,123 walk safe, Beck. 250 00:11:57,124 --> 00:11:58,959 You too. 251 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,260 Bye, Karen. 252 00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:23,283 Oh. Hello? 253 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,884 Walk around the block. 254 00:12:24,885 --> 00:12:26,319 You thought you'd disappear, 255 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,988 then I'd show up at your door, 256 00:12:27,989 --> 00:12:30,490 screaming how I can't live without you. 257 00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:32,325 Well, take a look, babe. 258 00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:34,828 This is me living without you. I don't need you. 259 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,296 Wait, hold up. 260 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,249 Hey, that was the everythingship girl, right? 261 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,300 Ex-everything. 262 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:47,599 What? No, I'm coming in tomorrow night, 263 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,979 and she's taking over for tonight. 264 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,230 Yes. 265 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,546 No, no, I know before I know. 266 00:12:58,252 --> 00:13:00,020 I should delete you. 267 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:02,522 I'm with Karen, and you're right. She is nice. 268 00:13:02,523 --> 00:13:04,756 I should ignore you. I will. 269 00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,894 Oh, damn it. 270 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:14,531 So you're talking to Joe again. 271 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,426 Not talking, 272 00:13:16,427 --> 00:13:17,660 just texting. 273 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,864 How much? 274 00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:24,201 Mm, couple times. 275 00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:26,001 A day. 276 00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:29,706 All right, do you want me to give you the shrink bullshit, 277 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:31,141 like how does that make you feel? 278 00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:32,209 Or... 279 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,044 do you want to get real about this 280 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,646 and admit this is something you do 281 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,115 and we should take a real look at it? 282 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:39,549 Well, I'm not falling for Renaldo. 283 00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:41,218 I'm not going down that road again. 284 00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,086 Are you trying to convince me of that or you? 285 00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:45,288 No, it's... it's innocent. 286 00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:47,224 I... I bumped into him. 287 00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,960 I could tell that he missed me, so I... 288 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:53,071 I texted him to be nice. 289 00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,866 Okay. Walk me through this, will you, Paul? 290 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,901 Now, Renaldo sends you the first text, 291 00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,636 and you know this is already something 292 00:13:59,637 --> 00:14:02,705 that you've put to bed, and? 293 00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,014 Congrats again. 294 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:12,382 Also, the asshole on Medium 295 00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:13,817 who called you overrated: 296 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,918 just jealous. 297 00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,256 So do you want to see... 298 00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:21,523 my potential author photos? 299 00:14:26,497 --> 00:14:28,530 I suppose I am an expert. 300 00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:32,101 Here I come. 301 00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:41,878 Friends. 302 00:14:41,879 --> 00:14:43,413 Okay. 303 00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:45,082 Just friends. 304 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,383 So what are you reading right now? 305 00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:54,624 I haven't opened it up yet. Have you? 306 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:55,859 I have been there, 307 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,095 and it didn't work out, to say the least. 308 00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,561 We know this. 309 00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:11,108 Sounds to me like you're flirting. 310 00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:12,743 I'm not flirting with him. 311 00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:13,977 He's with the wrong girl. 312 00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:15,545 I mean, his new girlfriend, she's... 313 00:15:15,546 --> 00:15:18,215 she puts stickers on pictures. 314 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,250 And they've been together three months, right? 315 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,652 I mean, her profile, her life, 316 00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:24,988 it's all bachelorette parties and fortune cookies 317 00:15:24,989 --> 00:15:27,791 and... and blood... blood drives. 318 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,292 What if Joe likes those things? 319 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,461 They're not Joe things. 320 00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:33,396 The one thing I know from sitting in this chair 321 00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:35,398 all these years is that the only people 322 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:38,335 that know a relationship to the core 323 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:40,570 are the people that are in that relationship. 324 00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:42,739 Well, if that's true, then... 325 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:46,676 why don't I know what's going on with Brad and me? 326 00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:48,687 Last week, 327 00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:50,914 I was happy. 328 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:53,283 This week, I'm comparing everything. 329 00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:54,943 Like, um, 330 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:58,420 Brad calls me babe. 331 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,524 Right, Renaldo and I 332 00:16:00,525 --> 00:16:02,192 used to make fun of people who say babe. 333 00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:04,294 Now I'm babe. Like, how... how do... 334 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:06,096 how does one just become babe? 335 00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:08,598 I'm gonna give you a metaphor, okay? 336 00:16:08,599 --> 00:16:11,968 Think of your relationship as a house. 337 00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:14,671 And that's Brad and me? 338 00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:16,840 And there's a mouse in that house. 339 00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:19,342 I'm the mouse? 340 00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:22,312 Well, I'm not one of those people who would ever kill a mouse. 341 00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:23,713 No, you're not going to. 342 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:25,448 You're gonna focus on your house, 343 00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:27,217 the house that you built for you and Brad. 344 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,186 Forget about the mouse. The mouse is a pest. 345 00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:32,389 Okay, so as the mouse, I'm just supposed to walk away, 346 00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,690 leave the alleged house? 347 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,861 So that's it. 348 00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,362 Just stop texting. 349 00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:41,998 Brad is good for me. I like the house, our house. 350 00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:44,734 Yeah, I think you do like your house, Paul. 351 00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:48,972 But what if I know for a fact this man wants this mouse? 352 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,208 Maybe he does. 353 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,143 How do people catch mice? 354 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:56,746 In a trap. 355 00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:59,015 And isn't one of the reasons why you guys fell apart 356 00:16:59,016 --> 00:17:01,250 is because he made you feel... 357 00:17:02,486 --> 00:17:04,821 Trapped. Oh, come on. 358 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,356 Look, I'm just saying, I could 359 00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:08,058 metaphor circles around you all day long. 360 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:10,392 I have great metaphors. 361 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,897 But I think you know what I'm driving at, Beck. 362 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:22,339 Law of attraction. 363 00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,840 Ethan and Blythe scored a place 364 00:17:23,841 --> 00:17:25,108 the day they went looking, 365 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,710 so they bask in the knowledge 366 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:28,278 that the universe is on their side, 367 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:31,948 and I get roped into a "moving party", 368 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:34,584 which is not a thing. 369 00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:36,052 NOTE TO SELF: 370 00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:37,420 make new friends. 371 00:17:37,421 --> 00:17:38,889 - Hey. - Oh, no. 372 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,690 - Sorry I'm late. - You're kidding me. 373 00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:42,892 - Let me help you with that. - That's okay. I got it. 374 00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:45,762 Of course no one mentioned you were coming. 375 00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:47,731 The last time I saw you in that shirt... 376 00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:50,600 Blythe didn't tell you she blackmailed me into this? 377 00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:53,403 You were bent over the bookstore counter at 2:00 a.m. 378 00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:55,270 I'm not thinking about that. 379 00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,410 And suddenly I miss texting, because you in the actual room 380 00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:02,779 does things to me that I can't control. 381 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:05,581 - Is Karen here? - She's working. 382 00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,226 Yes, you smell good, 383 00:18:16,227 --> 00:18:18,161 your, uh, heat, your sweat, 384 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,729 but Karen brings out the best in me, 385 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:23,233 and you bring out the worst. 386 00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:25,735 Your knees, your legs. 387 00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:28,337 They're just knees. They're just legs. 388 00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:44,119 Hey. 389 00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:47,190 Oh, thanks. 390 00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,159 Apparently we've been invited 391 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,695 to the Swedish word for a housewarming party 392 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:52,829 on Thursday. 393 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,264 You know, I have to admit, 394 00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:56,633 I had my initial doubts about them, 395 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,001 but they're adorable together. 396 00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:00,435 Obnoxiously cute. 397 00:19:00,971 --> 00:19:02,372 Cheers. 398 00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:05,175 To the Joe and Beck Moving Company. 399 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,444 We may be just okay. 400 00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:09,144 But we work for free. 401 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,519 How's writing going? 402 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:21,891 Harder than I thought. 403 00:19:21,892 --> 00:19:23,460 That's true of all things in life 404 00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:25,962 that are good for you, don't you think? 405 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,564 Like moving a whole house of tasteful 406 00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:29,799 yet surprisingly heavy furniture? 407 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,167 Come on, you know what I mean. 408 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:38,141 So have you been to Staten Island yet? 409 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,310 You know, to meet the Mintys? 410 00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,178 You looked me up. 411 00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:44,347 I guess that means that you're back on Facebook. 412 00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:47,551 Which means you noticed I was off. 413 00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:52,487 Hey, I am just looking out for my friend... 414 00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:55,824 Babe. 415 00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:03,298 "Babe". You had to do it. 416 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:10,907 Claudia, honey, can you hear me? 417 00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:12,341 Claudia? 418 00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:16,413 Oh, she's completely out of it. 419 00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,381 Hand me that blood pressure cuff. 420 00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:19,883 Okay. 421 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,350 Oh, what did you do? 422 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,586 What is this? 423 00:20:28,826 --> 00:20:30,260 Should we take her to a hospital? 424 00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,729 So she could lose her job? Hell no. 425 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,631 She could lose everything, Joe. 426 00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:36,516 She could lose Paco. 427 00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:40,703 She's not dying. She's just very strung out. 428 00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:43,573 She just needs a couple of days to detox, 429 00:20:43,574 --> 00:20:45,075 get out the woods. 430 00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:48,078 And you know what? She deserves that chance. 431 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,547 Addiction is a monster. 432 00:20:50,548 --> 00:20:53,181 It doesn't care if you're a good nurse, a good mother. 433 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:59,456 I don't want Paco to see this. 434 00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:01,623 Do you get claustrophobic easily? 435 00:21:16,073 --> 00:21:19,442 Quite the little detox dungeon you got here. 436 00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:21,311 Mooney would kill me for this. 437 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:24,981 Benji already destroyed 10 grand in inventory in here. 438 00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:27,650 You sure she's gonna be okay? 439 00:21:27,651 --> 00:21:29,418 I got this. 440 00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,994 Shh. 441 00:21:37,995 --> 00:21:40,997 Uh-oh, she's waking up in a cage. 442 00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:42,265 No. 443 00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:44,301 No, no, what are you doing to me? No! 444 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,202 - I would freak out too. - Joe, hold her down. 445 00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:47,770 I got a sedative. 446 00:21:47,771 --> 00:21:49,605 - Hurry, up, Karen! - No! What are you doing? 447 00:21:49,606 --> 00:21:51,574 - Let go of me! - I'm trying to help you. 448 00:21:51,575 --> 00:21:53,342 Like Benji, freaked out. 449 00:21:53,343 --> 00:21:54,944 Let me go! 450 00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:58,314 Anyone would, and he died in this cage. 451 00:21:58,315 --> 00:22:02,551 His corpse was right here. I killed him. 452 00:22:05,456 --> 00:22:08,358 I got you, girl. I'll be here when you wake up. 453 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,459 Karen's got this. 454 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,594 Claudia's not gonna die in this cage like Benji. 455 00:22:11,595 --> 00:22:13,062 Benji's body, the smell. 456 00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:14,264 I did that. I'm not a killer. 457 00:22:14,265 --> 00:22:16,299 No one else is dying in here. I'm not a killer. 458 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,134 - Jesus, Joe. - Sorry. 459 00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:19,836 I told you I got this. 460 00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,137 Sorry, babe. 461 00:22:21,138 --> 00:22:24,073 Sometimes detox is messy. 462 00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:25,675 Oh, Beck. 463 00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:28,977 She has no idea how messy this could get. 464 00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:36,579 They are still at the spa? 465 00:22:37,985 --> 00:22:39,786 Yeah, you know how you love Six Flags? 466 00:22:39,787 --> 00:22:42,122 Well, this is... 467 00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,391 really just like their version of Six Flags. 468 00:22:44,392 --> 00:22:45,892 Are you telling the truth? 469 00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:47,993 I wish I was telling the truth. 470 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:51,363 I'm always telling the truth. 471 00:22:54,669 --> 00:22:56,303 I thought I was sleeping there. 472 00:22:56,304 --> 00:22:58,138 No, you get the bed. 473 00:22:58,139 --> 00:22:59,741 I do? 474 00:23:00,742 --> 00:23:02,242 Thanks, Joe. 475 00:23:03,478 --> 00:23:07,012 I hope she's having fun, Mom. 476 00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:10,542 She is. 477 00:23:11,853 --> 00:23:14,488 You know she loves you. 478 00:23:14,489 --> 00:23:18,759 She always says love is what really makes a family. 479 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,761 Well, if that's true, 480 00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:22,863 then you can count me and Karen too, 481 00:23:22,864 --> 00:23:25,866 which means I have the authority to tell you to get to bed. 482 00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:27,200 Get to bed, young sir. 483 00:23:27,201 --> 00:23:28,601 Brush your teeth. 484 00:23:39,781 --> 00:23:41,782 Got the ice chips. 485 00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:43,884 Thank you. You're a godsend. 486 00:23:43,885 --> 00:23:45,685 Here, honey. 487 00:23:45,686 --> 00:23:47,553 Oh. 488 00:23:51,025 --> 00:23:52,592 You're gonna feel better soon, okay? 489 00:23:52,593 --> 00:23:55,529 He's back. He's back. 490 00:23:55,530 --> 00:23:57,798 Shh. 491 00:23:57,799 --> 00:24:00,534 Who's he? Wha... is she okay? 492 00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:02,702 She thinks this place is haunted. 493 00:24:02,703 --> 00:24:04,304 Impossible. 494 00:24:04,305 --> 00:24:06,039 Benji was too lazy to run his own business, 495 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,149 let alone haunt mine. 496 00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:10,976 There you go, honey. Let it go. 497 00:24:20,421 --> 00:24:22,621 Hi, Ron. Can I help you? 498 00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:26,993 I'm looking for Claudia. 499 00:24:26,994 --> 00:24:28,894 Well, she's not here. 500 00:24:30,465 --> 00:24:32,299 But you know where she is. 501 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:35,001 How the hell does he... oh, he doesn't. He's testing me. 502 00:24:35,002 --> 00:24:36,803 I'm sorry, I... I don't. 503 00:24:36,804 --> 00:24:39,405 Well, it's not like her not to text me back. 504 00:24:42,276 --> 00:24:45,277 She... she told me that you two broke up. 505 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:53,652 Is that what she said? 506 00:24:55,923 --> 00:24:58,291 Not quite self-defense. 507 00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:00,760 No one would believe he was robbing the place, 508 00:25:00,761 --> 00:25:02,996 a parole officer, respectable. 509 00:25:02,997 --> 00:25:05,198 Can't say he wouldn't deserve it. 510 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:08,001 I'll mention that you swung by 511 00:25:08,002 --> 00:25:10,169 when I see her, if you'd like. 512 00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:18,587 Thank you. You do that. 513 00:25:28,389 --> 00:25:31,057 Karen has Claudia handled. 514 00:25:31,058 --> 00:25:34,460 Karen sent me home. Karen kind of doesn't need me. 515 00:25:39,734 --> 00:25:41,968 Hey, can I steal you for an hour tomorrow, 516 00:25:41,969 --> 00:25:43,637 maybe rent your brain? 517 00:25:43,638 --> 00:25:46,306 I could use a reader and some sea breeze. 518 00:25:46,307 --> 00:25:48,842 No, I shouldn't. I won't. 519 00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:50,076 It's a date. 520 00:25:50,077 --> 00:25:51,811 Shit. It's fine. 521 00:25:51,812 --> 00:25:54,047 You're not heroin. You're a human woman. 522 00:25:54,048 --> 00:25:58,385 We're friends. I have self-control. 523 00:25:58,386 --> 00:26:00,420 And besides, what could happen on the upper deck 524 00:26:00,421 --> 00:26:03,889 of an immensely popular tourist destination? 525 00:26:23,452 --> 00:26:26,012 In a word, I mean, wow. 526 00:26:26,013 --> 00:26:28,248 It's such a relief to hear that. 527 00:26:28,249 --> 00:26:31,183 I must have rewritten the end a dozen times. 528 00:26:32,553 --> 00:26:34,554 I've been in lockdown, torturing myself, 529 00:26:34,555 --> 00:26:38,291 trying so hard, I was starting to spin out, you know? 530 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,727 More than you realize, Beck. 531 00:26:40,728 --> 00:26:42,361 The fresh air helps. 532 00:26:46,934 --> 00:26:49,102 Paco's gonna stay at a friend's tonight. 533 00:26:49,103 --> 00:26:50,537 So you can rest. 534 00:26:50,538 --> 00:26:52,472 Gotta take care of number one. 535 00:26:52,473 --> 00:26:55,875 Karen is good. I need to be good for Karen. 536 00:26:55,876 --> 00:26:59,079 I think I'll write another one from the male perspective. 537 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,948 - Hmm. - Assuming I can procure your services 538 00:27:01,949 --> 00:27:03,450 on an as-need basis. 539 00:27:03,451 --> 00:27:05,452 Karen is good. 540 00:27:05,453 --> 00:27:06,985 I need to be good. 541 00:27:09,824 --> 00:27:11,891 Let's give it a shot. 542 00:27:11,892 --> 00:27:13,825 What do you think I'm thinking right now? 543 00:27:14,929 --> 00:27:18,064 Please move further away. 544 00:27:18,065 --> 00:27:20,300 Hmm, I think I know what you're thinking. 545 00:27:20,301 --> 00:27:22,502 Or move closer. Yeah? 546 00:27:22,503 --> 00:27:24,104 No, don't move closer. 547 00:27:24,105 --> 00:27:26,089 I think... 548 00:27:27,675 --> 00:27:31,778 you're thinking what I'm thinking. 549 00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:33,747 We can't do this. 550 00:27:33,748 --> 00:27:35,448 We're not gonna do this. 551 00:27:35,449 --> 00:27:37,783 We are not doing this, Beck. 552 00:28:24,129 --> 00:28:26,064 Well, that was a mistake. 553 00:28:26,732 --> 00:28:29,007 - Never again. - Ever. 554 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,180 Never again, again. 555 00:28:46,085 --> 00:28:48,720 Never again, again. 556 00:28:48,721 --> 00:28:51,589 Nicky, I'm so sorry, but I have to cancel. 557 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:55,193 Don't worry, I'm very much not in that house anymore. 558 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:57,762 Nicky, my man, it's Paul. Hey, what can I say? 559 00:28:57,763 --> 00:28:59,497 Your advice worked wonders. 560 00:28:59,498 --> 00:29:01,198 No mouse in my house. 561 00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:05,936 You make me weak, Beck. 562 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,539 Karen's handling Claudia, 563 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,499 and I'm a bad person because I'm letting her 564 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,799 while I'm letting you... 565 00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:14,945 Handle me. 566 00:29:16,348 --> 00:29:19,517 My neighbors are gonna hate me. 567 00:29:19,518 --> 00:29:21,185 Paco. All right. 568 00:29:21,186 --> 00:29:23,087 Oh, shit. I was supposed to handle Paco. 569 00:29:23,088 --> 00:29:25,523 You're a drug, Beck. You're worse than pills. 570 00:29:25,524 --> 00:29:27,558 I am worse than Claudia. 571 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:28,927 I got to go. 572 00:29:28,928 --> 00:29:30,695 - Wait, what did I do? - I'm sorry. 573 00:29:30,696 --> 00:29:32,429 It's... it's nothing. 574 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,867 Everything, Beck. 575 00:29:35,868 --> 00:29:37,735 Once again, you swallow me whole. 576 00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,971 You make me forget everything else, 577 00:29:39,972 --> 00:29:42,557 and other people pay the price for it. 578 00:29:42,875 --> 00:29:45,143 Oh, Pac, I'm sorry I'm late. 579 00:29:45,144 --> 00:29:46,945 There's another showing if you want to go. 580 00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:48,813 I want to see my mom. 581 00:29:49,648 --> 00:29:51,916 Stop lying. Where is she, Joe? 582 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:53,751 She's okay, I promise, 583 00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:55,353 but trust me, you're better off here. 584 00:29:55,354 --> 00:29:56,955 Don't say that. 585 00:29:56,956 --> 00:29:59,490 You have no idea what's better. She's my mom. 586 00:29:59,491 --> 00:30:02,994 I do get it, okay? I do. 587 00:30:02,995 --> 00:30:04,595 My mom used to disappear all the time. 588 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:06,097 She had problems. 589 00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:07,398 All moms have prob... 590 00:30:07,399 --> 00:30:10,134 all people have problems. 591 00:30:10,135 --> 00:30:14,806 She just has to deal with some stuff, okay? 592 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:17,775 She's coming home as soon as she can. 593 00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:19,844 She didn't say good-bye. 594 00:30:20,145 --> 00:30:22,412 She always says good-bye. 595 00:30:28,754 --> 00:30:31,122 Hey. I didn't know you were coming back tonight. 596 00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,649 Where's Paco? 597 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:39,497 What are you thinking? It's one more day, two tops. 598 00:30:39,498 --> 00:30:41,598 - He needed to see. - No, he didn't. 599 00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,305 Mom? 600 00:30:49,675 --> 00:30:53,144 Oh, baby. 601 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:55,313 Baby, I'm so sorry. 602 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:57,715 It's okay. Mom, you have to get better. 603 00:30:57,716 --> 00:30:59,717 I swore I wasn't gonna get sick again, 604 00:30:59,718 --> 00:31:01,719 and then I did. 605 00:31:02,454 --> 00:31:05,356 This is it. I'm gonna change. 606 00:31:05,357 --> 00:31:07,859 I just need... I need a little while 607 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,160 to get my shit together, 608 00:31:09,161 --> 00:31:11,029 and then I'm... I'm going home, 609 00:31:11,030 --> 00:31:12,996 and I'm all yours, mijo. 610 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,500 It's okay. 611 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,001 It's okay. 612 00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,911 Okay, it's okay. 613 00:31:26,912 --> 00:31:30,014 Sorry. It's just a lot to put on a kid. 614 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:33,350 I know, but he needed this. 615 00:31:36,488 --> 00:31:38,356 All right, mister, take Paco home. 616 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:39,757 Make him do his homework. 617 00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:41,492 I'll stay here till she falls asleep. 618 00:31:41,493 --> 00:31:44,328 Then I can meet you at the housewarming party for a few minutes. 619 00:31:44,329 --> 00:31:46,197 You want to go to that? 620 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:47,465 I mean, Blythe is... 621 00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:49,400 she's a little out there, and Ethan's a talker. 622 00:31:49,401 --> 00:31:51,259 I wouldn't be offended if it's not your scene. 623 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,570 I want to go. 624 00:31:52,571 --> 00:31:55,773 I'm burnt out, and this place is kind of creepy. 625 00:31:55,774 --> 00:31:57,075 No offense. 626 00:31:57,076 --> 00:31:58,676 Mm. 627 00:31:58,677 --> 00:32:00,243 None taken. 628 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:05,616 Personally, I'm of the opinion 629 00:32:05,617 --> 00:32:08,753 that all penetration under patriarchy is rape, 630 00:32:08,754 --> 00:32:09,921 and so before... 631 00:32:09,922 --> 00:32:11,756 Oh, Blythe, Beck, Blythe, 632 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:12,890 are you here? 633 00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:14,358 I've never wanted someone 634 00:32:14,359 --> 00:32:16,727 to appear yet not appear so badly. 635 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:19,564 In addition to watching Beyoncé's "Lemonade"... 636 00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:20,826 I'm a junkie. 637 00:32:20,827 --> 00:32:23,099 It's better to just not have access to a fix. 638 00:32:25,137 --> 00:32:27,405 My methadone, thank God. 639 00:32:27,406 --> 00:32:29,907 I had to hire a literal homeless person 640 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,409 off the street to help us move in. 641 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:32,742 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 642 00:32:34,947 --> 00:32:37,248 You must be Blythe. 643 00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:39,916 I am, because I must. 644 00:32:42,554 --> 00:32:45,256 Percival, back from the ashram? 645 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,757 Tell me everything. How was it? 646 00:32:49,728 --> 00:32:51,328 Isn't that Beck? 647 00:32:53,465 --> 00:32:56,167 Hmm, Beck and a bottle of booze. 648 00:32:56,168 --> 00:32:57,869 What could go wrong? 649 00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,235 Yes. 650 00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:06,310 Little Karen Minty, how are you? 651 00:33:06,311 --> 00:33:08,837 I mean, uh, I... 652 00:33:08,838 --> 00:33:12,250 sorry, uh, I mean "little" as a compliment. 653 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:15,953 I'm sorry. I've had a... a few. 654 00:33:15,954 --> 00:33:17,822 Cheers to that, lady. 655 00:33:17,823 --> 00:33:19,590 Hey. 656 00:33:19,591 --> 00:33:21,526 Uh, can you help me open a couple bottles? 657 00:33:21,527 --> 00:33:24,194 I have butterfingers 'cause earlier I was touching butter. 658 00:33:25,697 --> 00:33:28,266 If I leave them alone, they'll talk about me. 659 00:33:28,267 --> 00:33:29,734 Christ, babe, go. 660 00:33:29,735 --> 00:33:32,635 If you don't leave, we can't talk about you. 661 00:33:42,447 --> 00:33:44,382 Hmm. 662 00:33:44,383 --> 00:33:47,343 - He's such a good guy, right? - The best. 663 00:33:48,053 --> 00:33:51,522 My heart just fills up when I see him with Paco. 664 00:33:51,523 --> 00:33:54,292 Most guys don't give a shit, but Joe, 665 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:58,129 Joe will do absolutely anything 666 00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:00,331 for someone he loves. 667 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,965 The heart in him, you know? 668 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,540 I'm so happy for you guys. 669 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,841 Will you, uh, excuse me? 670 00:34:16,148 --> 00:34:19,417 What did Karen tell you? What did you tell Karen? 671 00:34:19,418 --> 00:34:22,170 Leaving you alone together was a bad idea. 672 00:34:22,654 --> 00:34:24,154 Hey. 673 00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:28,559 Sorry about earlier. 674 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,161 Stop. 675 00:34:30,162 --> 00:34:32,530 Do you think either of us can stop? 676 00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:34,432 What we're doing is wrong. 677 00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:35,700 But... 678 00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:37,201 I didn't get it, but now I see it. 679 00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:40,370 I really see it. 680 00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:43,007 See what? 681 00:34:43,008 --> 00:34:45,409 You are so good for me. 682 00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:48,045 I mean, you helped me so much, and... 683 00:34:48,046 --> 00:34:50,314 you're the best thing that ever happened to my writing, 684 00:34:50,315 --> 00:34:52,683 which is everything. 685 00:34:52,684 --> 00:34:54,824 - But... - But the world, 686 00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:56,587 it's twisted and unfair, 687 00:34:56,588 --> 00:34:58,623 and let's face it, 688 00:34:58,624 --> 00:35:00,356 I am no good for you... 689 00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:05,171 But Karen Minty is, 690 00:35:05,631 --> 00:35:07,031 and I'm jealous, 691 00:35:07,032 --> 00:35:09,800 and I wish I did things differently. 692 00:35:09,801 --> 00:35:12,370 I wish I hadn't shut down after Peach died 693 00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:15,431 and I hadn't pushed you away, but... 694 00:35:15,874 --> 00:35:17,725 I think it... 695 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:23,346 it came from how scared I was to need you. 696 00:35:27,152 --> 00:35:28,861 But... 697 00:35:31,056 --> 00:35:36,761 I'm a mess, and you deserve better. 698 00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:41,966 You deserve to be with someone who's perfect for you. 699 00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,633 You're right. 700 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:13,662 Thank you. 701 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,971 No thanks needed. 702 00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:37,961 You're right, Beck. 703 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:39,596 Karen is good for me, 704 00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,898 and we just saved someone's life together. 705 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:44,834 That alone should tell me I'm in the right place. 706 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:46,836 Karen is perfect. 707 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,038 I know, and he doesn't even 708 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,671 tell anybody about it. 709 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,118 Seven years, never a scratch. 710 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,652 That's more than a scratch. 711 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:07,123 It's over. 712 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:08,691 No, it's just a commercial. 713 00:37:08,692 --> 00:37:10,026 No, no, no, no, no. 714 00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:11,194 Our "it". 715 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:12,794 Us. 716 00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:20,303 You're dumping me? 717 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:21,833 No, I'm not dumping you. 718 00:37:21,834 --> 00:37:23,113 You're amazing. 719 00:37:23,114 --> 00:37:24,574 I'm amazing, but you kind of, what, 720 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,743 don't want to do me anymore? 721 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,044 Look, 722 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:29,779 there's never a good time to... 723 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,580 Do not talk for a minute, please? 724 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:44,461 We're a good team. I see that. 725 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:47,130 I just... there's something missing. 726 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:48,798 I don't know what it is. 727 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:52,068 I... I wish I could buy it. 728 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:53,759 I wish I could buy it at the store 729 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,238 and take it home, but I can't. 730 00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,543 Oh, she's gonna slap me. 731 00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,681 My curling iron. 732 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:05,849 No? 733 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,883 Okay. 734 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,153 You're okay? 735 00:38:16,727 --> 00:38:19,496 We're adults. It happens. 736 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,432 I'm not stupid, okay? I knew something was off. 737 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,967 Now she's gonna slap me. 738 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,200 Oh. 739 00:38:26,403 --> 00:38:30,672 Uh, I mean, maybe we sh-should talk? 740 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,543 Okay, then. 741 00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:37,779 That's it. 742 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,126 Of course she takes the high road. 743 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:51,928 She knew all along. 744 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:53,797 Karen and I don't see the world the same way, 745 00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,632 but you? 746 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:58,835 You, Beck, this is it. 747 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,770 This is that moment in the movie. 748 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:03,106 This is when I run through the rain to win you back. 749 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:04,607 Okay, it's not raining, 750 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,776 but this is the run in the rain. 751 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:08,478 This is where I declare to you... 752 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:10,012 You got me, babe! 753 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:12,748 Beck! 754 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,024 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 755 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,393 I just... I meant to... I meant to tap it. 756 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,328 - I'm sorry. - What the hell, Joe? 757 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:27,297 I was thinking about what you said at the party. 758 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,799 You're pushing me away because you think it's the right thing. 759 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,667 It is. It's the right thing. 760 00:39:31,668 --> 00:39:35,172 No, the right thing is to be with who you should be with. 761 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,474 Even if it's messy, you make it work 762 00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:39,041 because you know you belong together, 763 00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:41,642 and I know we belong together. 764 00:39:43,385 --> 00:39:46,085 So you tell me you know it too... 765 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,362 And you got me. 766 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,262 Yes. 767 00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,763 Get up here, but take the stairs. 768 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,109 The drama. 769 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:26,345 What are you gonna do next, torch the place 770 00:40:26,346 --> 00:40:28,347 the next time we have a fight? 771 00:40:28,348 --> 00:40:30,014 For you? 772 00:40:32,018 --> 00:40:34,753 My dear, for you... 773 00:40:34,754 --> 00:40:37,114 the drama is worth it. 774 00:40:41,628 --> 00:40:43,761 I got good news. 775 00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:47,431 My editor loved my new pages. 776 00:40:50,003 --> 00:40:51,510 I was so happy, 777 00:40:51,511 --> 00:40:54,405 and all I wanted to do was call you 778 00:40:54,865 --> 00:40:56,641 and share it with you. 779 00:41:00,072 --> 00:41:02,606 Well, it's a good thing I showed up with that rock, then. 780 00:41:18,197 --> 00:41:19,998 She's not gonna let you in, man. 781 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:21,832 You don't know what she's been through. 782 00:41:27,813 --> 00:41:29,412 I heard you helped. 783 00:41:31,664 --> 00:41:33,431 Thank you. 784 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,046 Hey. 785 00:41:42,221 --> 00:41:45,057 This was never Ron's fault. 786 00:41:45,058 --> 00:41:48,489 - You can't be serious. - He helps us every day. 787 00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:50,862 - You call that help? - Yeah, I do. 788 00:41:50,863 --> 00:41:52,532 I can't do this alone. 789 00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:53,898 Claudia, you're not alone. 790 00:42:02,909 --> 00:42:04,766 Karen was right. 791 00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:06,870 Addiction is a monster. 792 00:42:08,715 --> 00:42:11,041 You lied to me. 793 00:42:11,617 --> 00:42:13,051 Paco, I didn't lie. 794 00:42:13,052 --> 00:42:16,188 You said things would get better. 795 00:42:16,189 --> 00:42:18,844 You said I had you and Karen. 796 00:42:18,845 --> 00:42:20,446 You do. Just because we're... 797 00:42:20,447 --> 00:42:22,259 Karen's gone! 798 00:42:22,453 --> 00:42:23,820 She's switching jobs. 799 00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:25,254 She's mad at my mom for Ron, 800 00:42:25,255 --> 00:42:27,122 and we're never gonna see her again. 801 00:42:28,392 --> 00:42:30,326 Well, that's not gonna last. 802 00:42:30,327 --> 00:42:32,895 - I promise. - You can't promise! 803 00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:34,908 You say you want to help, but you can't, 804 00:42:34,909 --> 00:42:36,498 can you, Joe? 805 00:42:38,141 --> 00:42:40,241 Everything is worse. 806 00:42:44,775 --> 00:42:45,842 Hey. 807 00:42:45,843 --> 00:42:47,743 I needed to hear your voice 808 00:42:47,744 --> 00:42:51,114 in a totally non-obsessive, casual sort of way. 809 00:42:51,115 --> 00:42:53,348 Call me, please. 810 00:42:54,585 --> 00:42:56,851 Karen, hi. 811 00:42:57,921 --> 00:42:59,889 Do you work around here? 812 00:42:59,890 --> 00:43:03,425 No, just walking around the block. 813 00:43:04,795 --> 00:43:06,195 I won't keep you. 814 00:43:06,196 --> 00:43:08,724 I just had to say thank you. 815 00:43:09,466 --> 00:43:12,535 - I owe you. - For what? 816 00:43:12,536 --> 00:43:15,939 Turns out, you're my "get out of Joe free" card. 817 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,150 You... 818 00:43:18,609 --> 00:43:21,043 you showed me who he really is. 819 00:43:21,044 --> 00:43:24,280 - And that is? - Besides a liar and a cheater? 820 00:43:24,281 --> 00:43:26,449 I really have to go. 821 00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:28,151 Of course. 822 00:43:28,152 --> 00:43:29,976 Just be careful. 823 00:43:30,787 --> 00:43:33,749 I got a feeling you're no Candace. 824 00:43:34,057 --> 00:43:36,325 Okay, what the hell is that supposed to mean? 825 00:43:36,326 --> 00:43:37,627 Hey, look, 826 00:43:37,628 --> 00:43:40,129 I couldn't fill in the ex shoes either. 827 00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:43,665 Whoever this girl is, she's still got her claws in him. 828 00:43:47,704 --> 00:43:49,138 Well, this has been fun. 829 00:43:49,139 --> 00:43:51,140 You got to play the spiteful ex. 830 00:43:51,141 --> 00:43:53,376 Now let's just say good-bye. 831 00:43:53,377 --> 00:43:55,978 Yeah, I'm sure you two will be fine. 832 00:43:55,979 --> 00:43:58,047 Of course, you got to know 833 00:43:58,048 --> 00:43:59,615 what he did to me, one of these days, 834 00:43:59,616 --> 00:44:01,543 he's gonna do to you, 835 00:44:01,985 --> 00:44:03,085 or worse. 836 00:44:03,086 --> 00:44:04,687 Maybe he'll do 837 00:44:04,688 --> 00:44:06,588 whatever the hell he did to Candace. 838 00:44:08,392 --> 00:44:10,825 Enjoy it while it lasts, Beck.