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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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- Toby!
- What? What?

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I know how difficult this is.

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The good news is that you got pregnant,
which means you can try again

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in as soon as in four weeks.

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Thank you for doing this wedding, Lady.

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Any family of yours is mine, right?

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- I liked your toast.
- Thank you.

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Sorry it's the couch for tonight.

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Good night, Deja.

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Good night.

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<i>I got to go.</i>

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And I can't take her with me.

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You're not just
my great love story, Rebecca.

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You were my big break.

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<i>And our love story...</i>

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<i>I know it may not feel like it</i>

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<i>right now, but I promise you,</i>

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it's just getting started.

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<i>Yeah, Ma.</i>

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I-I'll just rent a car at the
airport tonight, drive to you.

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I make lasagna, ah? Your favorite.

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Right now I got nerves so bad,

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I-I can't even think about eating.

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Don't have nerves. You will be great.

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Dad and the boys excited about today?

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Your father, your brothers, everybody,

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so very excited about today.

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What about you, Ma?

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I just cook. You know this.

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Ma, I'm going out with Michael.

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Don't get pregnant, ah?

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- Tobe?
- Mmm.

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Let's make a baby.

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I'm your huckleberry.

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So the pregnancy was a fluke.

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No, no. But it's good
we're looking into this now.

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The tests show you have PCOS.

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It could be linked to your weight

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and causing fertility problems.

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I'd also like to have you checked, Toby.

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Deja... what is this?

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What did you do?

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I'm sorry.

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We've been working through a lot
this summer since your mom left.

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Those feelings don't just
go away overnight.

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Whew! Wearing out my running shoes

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keeping up with you, girl.

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<i>Ms. Andrews,</i>

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do you understand that you are
voluntarily giving up

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all of your rights as a parent

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- and that this decision is permanent?
- Yes.

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And the father was given notice
of today's hearing.

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No objection there.

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He's not gonna object.

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He made it clear he wants no part.

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So I say to her, "Babe, I can't tonight.

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You know my rule:
no hanky-panky before work."

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Oh, God, I can't.

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Beth would kill me.

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Beth doesn't need to know everything.

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- Oh.
- She scores!

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The crowd goes crazy!

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- What's up?
- Nothing.

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The pro football playoffs began today,

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and the American Football
Conference Pittsburgh

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defeated Oakland by the score
of 13 to seven.

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The game ended
in very remarkable fashion...

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I've never seen a game end like that.

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Crazy. Just crazy.

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I love this song.

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♪ I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ♪

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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪

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♪ Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ♪

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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪

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Hey, look at this guy.

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He's done for.

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♪ Lose my plow and lose my land ♪

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♪ Oh, if I ever lose my hands ♪

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My mother says that at a certain point

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I have to get realistic about my life.

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But I just... I don't know
if I agree with that.

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You know what I mean?
Because I'm a singer.

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Wow, I said that
out loud, that I'm a singer.

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I'm a singer.

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I have been sending my demo off,

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and I have this dream of signing with

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Reprise Records out in Los Angeles.

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They're the ones who put out

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- the last Joni Mitchell album, <i>Blue.
- Oh...</i>

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I'm sorry, I feel like
I'm talking too much.

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Am I talking too much?

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'Cause I feel like I'm talking too much.

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Please tell me something about you.

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Uh... well... my name's Jack.

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Okay, that's a good place
to start, Jack.

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Do you...

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Do you maybe want to get out of here?

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I don't mean that
the way that it sounded.

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- I just...
- Yeah.

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- The food here is terrible.
- No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no,

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- let's get out of here.
- Okay, great.

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I'm gonna go get my jacket.

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All right.

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- I'll meet you outside.
- Okay.

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Jesus, what the hell happened, man?

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I met the girl.

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You met a girl while...

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No, no, no, no. <i>The</i> girl.

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Hey, h-how much money you got?

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None. Which is why
we're here in the first place.

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Hurry up. How much money you got on you?

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All right, I got...

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I got four bucks.

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Four bucks? Okay. I-I got five.

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Nine bucks to show my dream
girl the night of her life.

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Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

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I didn't get him anything.

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Please. You're a kid.

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Just paint some macaroni,
throw it on a piece of string,

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and call it a day.

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- Mm-mm.
- Aw, damn.

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I wanted to surprise you
with breakfast in bed.

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Happy birthday, baby. Mmm.

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- Thank you.
- Mmm.

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I just finished working out.
Sorry, I stink.

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- I love your stink.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh... oh...

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- Damn.
- Hey, I warned you.

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Oh, you did.

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Yo, it's a good thing Zoe's staying here

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while she's making her documentary.

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Otherwise, Deja might never smile again.

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You really want to have
the talk with her today?

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Can't keep avoiding it.

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Plus, I got a plan.

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I can connect with her on this.

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Oh, hon, uh, don't shoot,
I'm just the messenger,

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but Kevin has requested

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a gluten-free birthday cake tonight.

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Kevin's coming tonight?

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It's cool. It's cool.

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Now I'm sure of it.

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Your brother and my cousin
are knockin' boots.

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What you talking about, Beth?

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It's an expression from the '90s.

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It means that they are having sex.

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I'm familiar with the expression, woman.

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I'm just asking why are you so positive?

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- Because I know.
- But you don't.

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- You need to talk to him.
- And say what?

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Tell him to "get the hell
off of Beth's cousin

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before I kill you in the face."

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I will say no such thing,

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especially when we have
no evidence to prove it.

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And I need you to swear that
you won't say anything tonight.

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Hey-hey-hey, it is my birthday.

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And I need you to swear to it on Oprah.

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- I'm not doing that.
- Beth.

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Fine. I will swear on Oprah.

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Thank you.

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Hey, Deja, come on, let's take a ride.

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Even Gayle let Oprah down sometimes.

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Heard it was your birthday.
What are you turning?

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Oh, yeah, I'm turning
30-none-of-your-business.

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That's how old I'm turning. Thank you.

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Few of my colleagues screened
the movie last night.

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They were raving about it.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Oh, man, I hope so.
I haven't seen it yet.

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You know, truth be told,
I'm, uh, scared to see it.

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I'm just gonna wait
till the premiere next week.

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I'm gonna watch it then
and just rip the Band-Aid off.

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- Do you mind if I...?
- Sure. Go ahead.

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- Is that okay? I'll be right back. Okay.
- Yeah.

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Hey. So, what am I, just an
afternoon booty call to you?

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Because that would be amazing.

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You can't come
to your birthday party tonight.

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Oh, um...

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If she sees us together,
Beth is gonna figure it out.

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She's already been sniffing things out.

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She is like a secret bloodhound.

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Meaning she sniffs out secrets
like a bloodhound,

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or she's actually secretly a bloodhound?

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- You have to cancel.
- I'm not canceling.

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This is my birthday party, okay?

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I'm not canceling... you cancel.

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Okay. No touching,

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no flirting, and, um,
don't do that thing

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where you half smile,
'cause automatically,

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it makes me full smile, and she'll see.

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Fine. But you know what?
You can't dress all crazy, okay?

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Because for some reason, the
more you dress like Mia Farrow,

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the hotter I get.

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- Fine.
- Fine.

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Oh, and you know what?

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Don't talk about your weird documentary.

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Okay? Because it makes
you sound really smart,

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and when you sound really smart,
I half smile,

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and when I half smile,
it makes you full smile.

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You hung up on "fine," didn't you?

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Yeah, you did. Hung up on "fine."

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Fine.

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"In vitro fertilization..."

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Stop with the notebook.

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I am writing down key words
so I can remember stuff.

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As you can see, I have
polycystic ovary syndrome.

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- And Toby...
- Yeah.

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I-I <i>have</i> sperm, just not a lot of them.

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You know, and none of them are
breaking 40-yard dash records

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at the NFL Combine,
if you know what I'm saying.

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You've been on the
antidepressant how long?

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Uh, six years.

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Well, it's possible

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they're causing
the decreased sperm count.

219
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Uh, it's also possible
that they're preventing me

220
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from crying all the time, so...

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Look, Doc, this is why we're
here, okay? To start IVF.

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You are the best and Kate is the best

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and I am the best.

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So...

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Um, it's my 38th birthday,

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and sometimes, I swear, I can
hear the clock just ticking.

227
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Uh, but when we got
this appointment with you,

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on my birthday no less,

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I feel like the universe
just intervened.

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I know this isn't what you want to hear,

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but I'm not going to be able
to take you on as a patient.

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Wh-What? Why?

233
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At your weight, the chances of a
successful pregnancy are very slim,

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even if you go through in vitro.

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Yeah, we know. And we don't
care, and we, we want to try.

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And I admire that.

237
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But egg retrieval is invasive.

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At your BMI, going under anesthesia

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for an elective procedure
is not advisable.

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Yeah, we know all the risks.

241
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We've talked about it for hours on end.

242
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All right? But we, we want
to take our chances.

243
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It's not just up to me, unfortunately.

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I have partners at my practice,
there are liability issues.

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I'm not gonna be able
to help you here, Kate.

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And I fear you'll be hard-pressed

247
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to find anyone who will.

248
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Okay. Got it.

249
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Thank you for explaining that to us.

250
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Um, my friend is throwing me
a birthday brunch, so...

251
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I know it's difficult.

252
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:22,804
Yeah.

253
00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:26,726
Is that it?

254
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,737
Okay, uh, it was
really nice to meet you.

255
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,218
Excuse me.

256
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,218
I would not have taken you
for a carnival type of guy.

257
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,757
Oh, yeah. Love a good carnival.

258
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,126
Two tickets? That'll be, uh, five bucks.

259
00:14:51,359 --> 00:14:52,859
No, no, no. I, I got it.

260
00:14:52,884 --> 00:14:54,116
- Really?
- Yeah.

261
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,065
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

262
00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,952
- You see the game?
- Crazy.

263
00:14:57,977 --> 00:14:59,778
- Crazy.
- Did-did you see the game?

264
00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:01,513
What game?

265
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,718
New to America. Yeah.

266
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:10,913
They have candy apples?

267
00:15:11,163 --> 00:15:12,714
- I love candy apples.
- Oh.

268
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,163
When I was a little girl,

269
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:16,189
- I lost a baby tooth in a candy apple...
- Uh-huh?

270
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:17,962
and I put the whole thing
underneath my pillow

271
00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:20,456
for the tooth fairy.
My mother was furious,

272
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:23,058
because, of course,
I ruined a set of pillowcases.

273
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,594
Well, how-how about we, uh,
how about we get you one

274
00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,463
for old times' sake?

275
00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:29,157
Yeah.

276
00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:30,570
- Okay.
- Sure.

277
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,523
Oh, and a hot chocolate.

278
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:35,312
- Sure.
- Thank you.

279
00:15:37,515 --> 00:15:41,110
Um, one hot chocolate
and one candy apple?

280
00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:42,405
That'll be two dollars.

281
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,101
- See the game?
- Insane.

282
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:48,679
Thank you.

283
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,130
You didn't want anything?

284
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,722
- No, I'm okay.
- Oh.

285
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:54,129
- Yeah.
- Thanks.

286
00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:56,346
Mmm.

287
00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:00,095
What?

288
00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:02,736
You, uh, you got something

289
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,975
- on your, on your...
- What?

290
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,650
- It's a piece of candy.
- Can you get it?

291
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:07,432
- May I? Yeah...
- Yeah.

292
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:11,140
Thank you.

293
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:12,274
Uh-huh.

294
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:22,377
Hello, hello. Cool uncle in the house.

295
00:16:22,744 --> 00:16:25,243
- Kevin. Hey! How are you?
- Good.

296
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,727
- It's been a while, huh?
- Yeah.

297
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,490
- Since the wedding.
- What-what are we doing?

298
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:30,978
You swore on Oprah, you swore
on Oprah, you swore on Oprah.

299
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,028
I've been hanging out here
a lot, seeing the girls.

300
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:35,030
- Okay.
- Cutting my documentary in the city.

301
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:36,861
Oh, hey, Beth.

302
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:39,650
We just ran into each other out here.

303
00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:40,971
Cool, cool.

304
00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:45,974
You two are knocking boots.

305
00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:48,018
- Oh.
- Uh...

306
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,135
You know, we don't have
to go to this thing.

307
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,383
We can just call and tell 'em
you're not feeling well.

308
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,158
Tobe, I can't bail on my own party.

309
00:16:57,174 --> 00:16:59,188
Honestly. And I'm fine.

310
00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:02,330
It's not the first time
I caught a bad break.

311
00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:08,486
Hey. Hi.

312
00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:10,143
Hi!

313
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:29,127
<i>Okay. We're here.</i>

314
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,679
So...

315
00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:45,273
this is the apartment building
Beth and I bought last year.

316
00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:48,843
It's where I found my biological father.

317
00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:53,156
Knocked on the door
of that building two years ago.

318
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:55,570
Two years ago to the day.

319
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,414
Came in hot, too.

320
00:17:57,656 --> 00:17:59,815
Banging on that mug
like a Real Housewife,

321
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:02,054
ready to throw down,
you know what I'm saying?

322
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,672
You see, my father...
my biological father...

323
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:08,890
was standing on the other side
of that door.

324
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,172
Wound up getting
less than a year with him.

325
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:17,687
I found him, then I lost him
all over again.

326
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:20,402
Then I bought his building.

327
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:23,538
Guess you don't have to drop
a hundo an hour on a therapist

328
00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:25,140
to crack that case, huh?

329
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,750
It has defined my life, being adopted.

330
00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:38,153
It's defined my life,
even when I didn't realize

331
00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:39,351
it was defining it.

332
00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:43,445
And I think the part of that,
at least for me,

333
00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:47,396
is that this big giant thing
happened to me,

334
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,148
and I didn't have any say in it.

335
00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:52,734
And I don't want that
to be the case for you.

336
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,031
Deja, we'd like to formally adopt you.

337
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,847
They're saying we can't
foster you forever,

338
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:08,289
that we got to sign some papers
and start a process.

339
00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:11,679
And as much as we would love that,

340
00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:14,808
we don't want it to happen
unless it's your choice.

341
00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:19,414
You want me to say something, I know.

342
00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:21,351
No, I'm okay with whatever you decide,

343
00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:23,332
just as long as it's your choice.

344
00:19:23,366 --> 00:19:24,734
My choice.

345
00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:31,101
Look, you're a very nice person

346
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:34,476
and you have a very nice family,

347
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:39,070
and I'm real grateful for...
what you've done for me,

348
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:43,819
but when you try and pretend
like we're the same...

349
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,586
- I'm not trying to pretend...
- You're not?

350
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,390
'Cause I feel like we just drove an hour

351
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:50,961
just so you could show me
how the same we are.

352
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:56,445
You had one family your whole life.

353
00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,992
Two dads who loved you.

354
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:03,734
I had one dad who never wanted me.

355
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:06,961
One mom who left me.

356
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,562
So don't tell me
we're the same, Randall.

357
00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:15,156
Don't tell me that I have
a choice in anything.

358
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,000
I'd like to leave now if that's okay.

359
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,195
I'm sorry to keep rambling.

360
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,218
Will you please tell me
something about you?

361
00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:37,920
Like, I don't even know what do you do.

362
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:40,926
I'm kind of in between jobs right now.

363
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,098
- Mm-hmm.
- I just...

364
00:20:42,123 --> 00:20:44,160
I just... I got, I got back from Vietnam

365
00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:45,361
- not too long ago.
- Really?

366
00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:46,929
- Yeah.
- Wow.

367
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,021
Yeah.

368
00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:50,590
Oh, God, was it just awful?

369
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,666
I mean, of course it was.

370
00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:54,930
I'm so sorry that I asked.

371
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,558
No, no. No, no, no.

372
00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:04,270
I was just a mechanic.

373
00:21:06,027 --> 00:21:07,277
- Huh.
- Yeah.

374
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:10,871
Do you have any siblings?

375
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:14,144
I had a brother.

376
00:21:15,488 --> 00:21:17,417
He died in the war.

377
00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,419
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

378
00:21:19,507 --> 00:21:21,377
God, I'm so sorry.

379
00:21:21,402 --> 00:21:22,856
I had no idea.

380
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,410
Of course you didn't.

381
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:31,886
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's...

382
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,971
You know what? Can we try something?

383
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:39,947
Let's answer at the same time.

384
00:21:39,972 --> 00:21:41,241
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

385
00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:43,236
Cats or dogs?

386
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,629
- Dogs.
- Cats.

387
00:21:46,019 --> 00:21:48,254
- Okay. How about one more time?
- Sure.

388
00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:51,121
- Um, pizza toppings.
- Okay.

389
00:21:51,146 --> 00:21:53,247
Mushrooms or pepperoni?

390
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,699
- Pepperoni.
- Mushrooms.

391
00:21:58,457 --> 00:21:59,826
Is that rain?

392
00:22:01,035 --> 00:22:02,041
I think it's raining.

393
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,394
Yeah, I think it is raining.

394
00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:04,964
Oh, wow, look.

395
00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:06,838
That guy's already selling umbrellas.

396
00:22:06,863 --> 00:22:08,269
Should we go get one?

397
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,761
I-I don't think it's raining
that bad, right?

398
00:22:14,355 --> 00:22:18,033
Uh... uh, I guess not.

399
00:22:18,058 --> 00:22:19,913
I mean, if you want,
I can buy you an umbrella,

400
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:23,636
but... I don't think
it's raining that hard is all.

401
00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:26,379
Yeah, no, I'm fine.

402
00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:28,769
- Okay.
- Yeah.

403
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,965
Zoe, you could be
with any other guy.

404
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:34,713
- You're gonna be with Kevin?
- Yes, I'm gonna be with Kevin.

405
00:22:34,738 --> 00:22:35,962
- What in the holy hell are you thinking?
- What?

406
00:22:35,996 --> 00:22:37,263
- What am I thinking?
- Yes.

407
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:38,729
I'm thinking he looks like Batman

408
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,135
and he is built like a truck.

409
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,261
- Will you stop with the honesty?
- That's why.

410
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,246
- Uncle Kevin?
- Yeah.

411
00:22:45,129 --> 00:22:46,673
Are you dating Zoe?

412
00:22:46,707 --> 00:22:49,108
I think I can make
my own decisions on who I date.

413
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,394
- Okay, but Kevin?! Kevin?!
- Yes, Kevin!

414
00:22:51,419 --> 00:22:52,660
You know, we've been hanging out.

415
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:54,129
We've been hanging out a lot, actually.

416
00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:55,715
You know, we don't, uh...

417
00:22:56,980 --> 00:23:00,394
we don't talk about
anything real or intense.

418
00:23:00,824 --> 00:23:02,155
And for me, you know,
that's-that's sort of

419
00:23:02,189 --> 00:23:03,838
the barometer of dating, right?

420
00:23:03,863 --> 00:23:05,191
Then again, I did date
Jennifer Love Hewitt

421
00:23:05,226 --> 00:23:06,559
for the better part of a year,

422
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,494
and we talked about nothing intense.

423
00:23:08,529 --> 00:23:10,512
Do you know that he dated
the woman from <i>Party of Five?</i>

424
00:23:10,537 --> 00:23:11,804
Well, I love Neve Campbell.

425
00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:14,488
Can you keep a secret?
Just between us gals?

426
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:16,582
Huh? Huh.

427
00:23:17,238 --> 00:23:21,674
I, uh... I was gonna invite her
to my premiere.

428
00:23:21,925 --> 00:23:23,721
You know, sort of like
I was asking her to prom.

429
00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:26,246
You know what I mean? I thought
it'd be kind of, kind of cute.

430
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,680
What do you think? Do you
think she'd like that?

431
00:23:27,705 --> 00:23:28,716
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

432
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,394
Why do you want to
sit where you eat, Zoe?!

433
00:23:30,636 --> 00:23:33,686
Well, I'm gonna go check that out. Okay?

434
00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:35,300
I'm gonna brave that one.

435
00:23:35,325 --> 00:23:37,142
- Zoe, you're acting like a child.
- I am not.

436
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,347
- Hey.
- You know what?

437
00:23:38,699 --> 00:23:40,902
You, out. You, sit.

438
00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:44,916
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

439
00:23:46,668 --> 00:23:47,947
Nope. Can't even look at you.

440
00:23:47,972 --> 00:23:49,183
Get out again.

441
00:23:50,382 --> 00:23:55,186
♪ Happy birthday, dear Kate ♪

442
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:59,662
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪

443
00:23:59,687 --> 00:24:01,285
All right. Make a wish.

444
00:24:11,996 --> 00:24:13,355
Do you want to know what I wished for?

445
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,418
Uh, Kate, you can't say that
or it won't come true.

446
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,613
I wished for a baby.

447
00:24:19,097 --> 00:24:21,300
But you're right, Madison,
it won't come true.

448
00:24:23,558 --> 00:24:25,511
And not because I said it out loud,

449
00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,355
but because we can't.

450
00:24:28,565 --> 00:24:29,886
I can't.

451
00:24:34,269 --> 00:24:36,871
Do you know that I've lost 40 pounds?

452
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,418
Yep. Slow and steady.
No fad diets, no pills.

453
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:41,847
No slipups.

454
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:48,472
I have been trapped...

455
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,527
in this body for so long.

456
00:24:53,393 --> 00:24:54,691
Trapped.

457
00:24:57,308 --> 00:24:58,988
And I try to stay positive.

458
00:24:59,121 --> 00:25:00,621
God, I really do.

459
00:25:03,425 --> 00:25:06,546
And I try not to ask myself:
is my weight

460
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,324
the reason why I had my miscarriage,

461
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,847
or is it the reason why
we can't get pregnant again?

462
00:25:13,277 --> 00:25:15,371
It's like this black cloud...

463
00:25:17,785 --> 00:25:21,060
follows me around, and
every time I get away from it,

464
00:25:21,095 --> 00:25:22,550
it catches up to me.

465
00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:29,925
I am so tired. I'm tired...

466
00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:32,894
of smiling and pretending
that it's sunny out.

467
00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:34,207
I'm done.

468
00:25:35,863 --> 00:25:37,199
Ooh.

469
00:25:39,051 --> 00:25:42,582
When is the universe
gonna give me a damn break?

470
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,035
So, it's, um, a carrot cake.

471
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,175
Thank you.

472
00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:58,800
Bad idea. Bad, bad idea.

473
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:18,886
Deja, I'm sorry.

474
00:26:19,984 --> 00:26:21,485
I really screwed that up.

475
00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:27,060
Planned it for weeks, taking
you there, talking to you.

476
00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:30,277
- Kind of memorized my speech.
- I know.

477
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,136
It was lame of me
to compare our situations.

478
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:41,925
But it's only because I really
want all of this to work out.

479
00:26:45,045 --> 00:26:47,980
I think you're
an exceptional person, Deja.

480
00:26:51,101 --> 00:26:52,840
I miss talking to you.

481
00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:00,960
I'm sorry I screwed up
your birthday, Randall.

482
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,043
No, it...

483
00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,105
You didn't...

484
00:27:08,135 --> 00:27:10,336
You didn't screw up my birthday.

485
00:27:14,097 --> 00:27:15,675
It didn't go so great.

486
00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,082
Yeah?

487
00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:20,410
I was really hoping for a win today.

488
00:27:21,602 --> 00:27:22,925
I know.

489
00:27:26,653 --> 00:27:28,354
Zoe and Kevin are doing it.

490
00:27:28,824 --> 00:27:30,066
Yeah?

491
00:27:31,027 --> 00:27:32,707
I had to say something.

492
00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:34,769
I know.

493
00:27:36,199 --> 00:27:37,930
I don't know how you're gonna
make this right with Oprah,

494
00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:39,465
but I know.

495
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:41,934
I made a donation to her foundation.

496
00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:43,308
Well, that's a start.

497
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,875
You don't have to pretend
like you don't know who I am.

498
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,883
You don't have to pretend like you do.
I really don't care.

499
00:28:35,821 --> 00:28:37,617
I just came here to say

500
00:28:38,906 --> 00:28:41,366
I'm gonna do something
really great with my life

501
00:28:41,391 --> 00:28:42,797
and you're gonna miss it.

502
00:28:43,594 --> 00:28:46,117
And my mom's gonna miss it, too,
but that's okay

503
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:48,609
'cause I met these people.

504
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,074
They think I'm exceptional.

505
00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:55,297
That's the word they use about me.

506
00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:58,219
And they actually want me.

507
00:28:58,539 --> 00:29:00,022
Like, they want me so bad

508
00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:03,695
that they plan out
weird conversations to tell me.

509
00:29:06,432 --> 00:29:09,344
So... I came here to tell you that.

510
00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:15,750
Actually, I came here
to ask you for something.

511
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:19,742
One thing and then you'll never
have to hear from me again.

512
00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:37,936
You sure you don't want
to play one of the games?

513
00:29:37,961 --> 00:29:39,154
Nah, I'm okay.

514
00:29:39,594 --> 00:29:40,922
Thank you.

515
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:44,607
- I should probably get home.
- I mean, we could take a walk.

516
00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:09,258
Well, it was very nice
to meet you, Jack.

517
00:30:09,283 --> 00:30:12,094
Thank you for a nice night.

518
00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:14,492
I couldn't pay for the umbrella.

519
00:30:15,434 --> 00:30:16,820
I...

520
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,648
I started the night with nine bucks.

521
00:30:20,734 --> 00:30:23,906
Five bucks to get in,
two bucks for a candy apple

522
00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:27,516
and a hot chocolate, which is
kind of a rip-off in my opinion,

523
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,250
but that's neither here nor there.

524
00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:32,044
That left me with two dollars.

525
00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:34,290
And if I bought the umbrella,

526
00:30:34,315 --> 00:30:37,469
then I wouldn't have enough
for any of the games.

527
00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:41,828
I didn't know if you wanted
to play any games,

528
00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,101
but I couldn't take that chance

529
00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:45,266
because, well,
I-I-I brought you to a carnival,

530
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,922
and you don't bring a girl to a carnival

531
00:30:46,947 --> 00:30:49,094
and-and not let her play any games.

532
00:30:58,054 --> 00:30:59,383
I've been having...

533
00:31:00,642 --> 00:31:03,266
a hard time since I got back.

534
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:09,461
Making money... finding my place.

535
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,844
I don't like talking about the war.

536
00:31:18,869 --> 00:31:20,195
Or my brother.

537
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,070
It makes me sad.

538
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:27,406
It makes me... angry.

539
00:31:30,512 --> 00:31:31,937
But I like talking to you.

540
00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:34,734
A lot.

541
00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:39,648
You make me feel like I'm home.

542
00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:45,172
And I, and I never really
felt like that before.

543
00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,797
I'm sorry it was such
a lousy first date.

544
00:31:53,822 --> 00:31:54,937
I mean...

545
00:31:57,357 --> 00:31:59,453
I'm really, very sorry.

546
00:32:08,664 --> 00:32:11,687
- It's a hard no on cats?
- Allergic.

547
00:32:11,937 --> 00:32:13,984
Oh. And mushrooms?

548
00:32:14,009 --> 00:32:15,414
Oh, I hate 'em.

549
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,297
No, like, I passionately hate them.

550
00:32:18,322 --> 00:32:19,489
Okay.

551
00:32:21,029 --> 00:32:23,391
Oh, yeah, it was a...

552
00:32:24,645 --> 00:32:26,648
pretty bad first date.

553
00:32:27,851 --> 00:32:28,873
I know.

554
00:32:35,695 --> 00:32:37,117
My girlfriends told me

555
00:32:37,142 --> 00:32:39,008
I'm supposed to pretend

556
00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:42,305
to forget something in the car

557
00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:43,797
if it's a really great first date.

558
00:32:43,822 --> 00:32:46,047
That way the guy has to come

559
00:32:46,072 --> 00:32:47,914
and return it the next day, but...

560
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,768
this was not that kind of first date,

561
00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:54,883
and I'm not that kind of girl.

562
00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:57,531
Plus, the mushrooms are
a non-starter for me.

563
00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:07,555
Oh, but the way
that you look at me, wow.

564
00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:17,601
I never, ever do this.

565
00:33:28,822 --> 00:33:30,180
Good night, Jack.

566
00:33:58,156 --> 00:34:00,430
- Hey, listen...
- Nope. Me.

567
00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:03,508
All right.

568
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,117
You haven't seen through
a romantic relationship

569
00:34:07,142 --> 00:34:08,430
in your entire life.

570
00:34:08,455 --> 00:34:10,320
- Beth...
- Kevin... Uh-uh, still me.

571
00:34:11,531 --> 00:34:13,812
Look, I adore you, bro-in-law.

572
00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,226
Okay? I know I don't
always say it out loud

573
00:34:16,251 --> 00:34:18,516
because it kind of ruins
my schtick, but I do.

574
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,930
You know, you're the only person
who talks to my kids

575
00:34:22,955 --> 00:34:25,500
like they're people and not just kids.

576
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:30,391
You're kind. You're funny.

577
00:34:31,883 --> 00:34:33,234
And...

578
00:34:33,259 --> 00:34:34,578
everything about the way you look

579
00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:37,047
says people should hate you,
but somehow everybody loves you.

580
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:39,781
I love you.

581
00:34:44,593 --> 00:34:46,742
She will break you, Kevin.

582
00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:49,969
I have known you for 20 years.

583
00:34:49,994 --> 00:34:51,804
I have known her all of her life.

584
00:34:51,844 --> 00:34:54,156
Her background is complicated.

585
00:34:57,289 --> 00:34:58,836
She eats men up and spits them out,

586
00:34:58,861 --> 00:35:00,476
and you won't stand a chance.

587
00:35:05,915 --> 00:35:08,351
I can't believe you know how
to use the word "schtick."

588
00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:14,672
I know a lot of things, Kevin.

589
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,461
There are other ways to have children.

590
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,755
Yeah, I know.

591
00:35:51,187 --> 00:35:52,914
The whole IVF thing
was stressing me out.

592
00:35:52,939 --> 00:35:54,484
I didn't like hearing
the doctor talk about

593
00:35:54,509 --> 00:35:56,008
how it was dangerous for you.

594
00:35:58,799 --> 00:36:00,164
I was scared, too.

595
00:36:02,921 --> 00:36:06,414
And it probably wouldn't have
worked anyway.

596
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,070
I was hoping you'd change
your mind on the whole thing.

597
00:36:10,095 --> 00:36:13,331
You know, the-the expense,
the hormones, all of it.

598
00:36:13,356 --> 00:36:15,031
I just wasn't feeling it.

599
00:36:19,923 --> 00:36:21,148
Me either.

600
00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:25,289
Look, I can pare back
on my antidepressants,

601
00:36:25,314 --> 00:36:26,664
you know, get my sperm count up.

602
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:28,856
Maybe we get lucky?
It only takes a couple months

603
00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:30,633
- to get the counts back up.
- No. No way.

604
00:36:32,777 --> 00:36:36,112
So... screw IVF.

605
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,664
Screw IVF.

606
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,850
- Yeah, screw it.
- Yeah.

607
00:36:52,849 --> 00:36:54,023
Hello.

608
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,891
Oh, hi. Um, yes.

609
00:36:57,612 --> 00:37:01,609
5:00. Um, okay. Yeah, thank you.

610
00:37:02,919 --> 00:37:04,344
What 5:00?

611
00:37:07,582 --> 00:37:10,328
That was Dr. Jasper.
She wants us to come back in.

612
00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:14,820
Uh...

613
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,604
All right, everybody,
T-minus five minutes

614
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:26,556
until the birthday festivities begin.

615
00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:29,111
Hey, Deja, that means you, too.

616
00:37:29,136 --> 00:37:30,903
Yo, Kev, Zoe!

617
00:37:30,938 --> 00:37:33,606
- Show yourselves before you get too...
- Really? Stop it.

618
00:37:36,307 --> 00:37:37,612
I snuck out.

619
00:37:38,753 --> 00:37:40,846
I went back to my old neighborhood.

620
00:37:41,569 --> 00:37:43,170
Hey, Deja, there are rules here.

621
00:37:43,487 --> 00:37:45,220
I don't care how upset you are with us,

622
00:37:45,255 --> 00:37:46,776
you don't get to just
climb out of your window

623
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:49,995
and go... Oh... my God, is that for me?

624
00:37:55,296 --> 00:37:57,097
I like surprises.

625
00:38:06,278 --> 00:38:08,596
It's about damn time. I need the car.

626
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:15,559
What's with you?

627
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,245
When earlier today, we witnessed

628
00:38:22,269 --> 00:38:24,743
one of the most remarkable
comebacks in history.

629
00:38:24,768 --> 00:38:26,753
After Oakland's late touchdown,

630
00:38:26,815 --> 00:38:28,284
it looked like all was lost.

631
00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:31,694
I didn't like this morning.

632
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,119
Watching you leave like that,

633
00:38:33,401 --> 00:38:34,799
crushing you like that.

634
00:38:35,768 --> 00:38:38,682
I got into this to make
the impossible possible,

635
00:38:39,004 --> 00:38:40,638
not more impossible.

636
00:38:42,382 --> 00:38:44,604
I've spoken to my partners.

637
00:38:45,674 --> 00:38:47,987
I've spoken to colleagues
who have had success

638
00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:49,745
with IVF at your weight.

639
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:54,331
Realistically, there's about
a 90% chance of failure here,

640
00:38:55,893 --> 00:38:58,729
but I'm choosing to look

641
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,221
at the ten percent side today.

642
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,940
So, if you want to move forward,

643
00:39:03,965 --> 00:39:05,190
knowing that,

644
00:39:06,337 --> 00:39:08,206
I will take you on as a patient.

645
00:39:11,936 --> 00:39:14,404
- Really?
- Really.

646
00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:17,674
Really, really?

647
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,878
With just seconds left to play,

648
00:39:30,903 --> 00:39:32,995
Terry Bradshaw's pass was deflected.

649
00:39:33,276 --> 00:39:35,128
All seemed lost for Pittsburgh

650
00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:37,362
until, in a miraculous turn of events,

651
00:39:37,387 --> 00:39:39,155
the ball fell right into the hands

652
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,415
of star running back Franco Harris,

653
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,737
who ran it in for
the game-winning touchdown

654
00:39:43,762 --> 00:39:45,396
as time expired.

655
00:39:45,421 --> 00:39:47,222
Franco Harris has it!

656
00:39:47,247 --> 00:39:49,548
And it's over! He grabbed it

657
00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:51,956
with five seconds to go and scored!

658
00:40:15,556 --> 00:40:17,156
Deja, are these expensive?

659
00:40:17,401 --> 00:40:19,503
- Like, how did you even...?
- I had a connection.

660
00:40:20,034 --> 00:40:21,479
It's no big deal.

661
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:26,174
Oh, and you could sign
those papers if you want.

662
00:40:30,018 --> 00:40:31,963
<i>You talk
about Christmas miracles,</i>

663
00:40:32,049 --> 00:40:34,574
<i>here's the miracle of all miracles.</i>

664
00:40:34,608 --> 00:40:36,924
Franco, you remember now
the ball coming to you?

665
00:40:36,949 --> 00:40:39,120
I don't know, like, I seen it bounce off

666
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,924
and I just, you know, looked up

667
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,682
and I just put my hands out and...

668
00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:47,862
Apparently, you're gonna have to

669
00:40:47,887 --> 00:40:49,755
shoot me up with hormones every day.

670
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,362
It's gonna be like
Requiem for a Dream up in here!

671
00:40:53,362 --> 00:40:54,776
That sounds good, hon.

672
00:41:00,107 --> 00:41:02,302
<i>It's just one
of those plays that'll go down</i>

673
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,287
<i>in history, a single moment</i>

674
00:41:04,435 --> 00:41:07,273
<i>that changed destiny forever.</i>

675
00:41:07,677 --> 00:41:09,341
It's time to go see her, Tess.

676
00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:12,365
I'm not ready.

677
00:41:15,146 --> 00:41:17,857
I'm just gonna run to the
restroom before we head over.

678
00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:19,385
I'll be right here.

679
00:41:31,832 --> 00:41:33,787
- Hey, Randall.
- Hey.

680
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:35,404
You coming down?

681
00:41:38,091 --> 00:41:40,239
Yeah, I don't know if I should.

682
00:41:40,274 --> 00:41:42,083
She wants you to be there, too.

683
00:41:43,146 --> 00:41:44,740
All right, I'll see you soon.

684
00:41:44,765 --> 00:41:46,638
All right, bye.

685
00:41:47,904 --> 00:41:50,826
<i>And while
there may be heartbreak</i>

686
00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:53,586
<i>tonight in Oakland, here in Pittsburgh,</i>

687
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:56,580
<i>they're calling it
the Immaculate Reception.</i>

688
00:42:26,537 --> 00:42:28,216
<i>A reminder
for all of us, I think,</i>

689
00:42:28,306 --> 00:42:31,275
<i>that sometimes a ball
has to bounce off one person</i>

690
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,622
<i>a few times to wind up
in the hands of the right guy</i>

691
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:38,140
<i>and make a story truly immortal.</i>

692
00:42:38,165 --> 00:42:41,172
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