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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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- What the hell's wrong with you?
- MARY: What is going on?
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- He's dropping out of school!
- What?!
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It's not a big deal.
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You are finishing high school,
end of discussion.
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It's my life.
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It's my house.
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If you don't go to school,
you can't live here.
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Hold on. We are not kicking him out.
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The hell we're not.
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I'll pack right now.
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Stop. You don't have to go.
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Yes, he does. My house, my rules.
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ADULT SHELDON: I've always had
a curious affinity for Laundromats.
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Perhaps it's the rows
of mechanical devices
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dedicated to a cleaner world.
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Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation
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of spinning clothes
on their sudsy journey
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to a fluffy, stain-free future.
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Mmm, look at 'em.
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Where was I? Oh, yes. Laundromats.
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My meemaw also loved them,
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but for an entirely different reason.
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♪ ♪
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Banana, banana...
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Whoo!
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[laughing]
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Personally, I don't care for bananas.
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It's a texture thing.
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- There you go.
- Oh, big night.
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Yep.
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You can just put it on my tab.
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Actually, I'm gonna
need you to cash out.
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- How come?
- I'm, uh, fixin' to close up for good.
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What? Why?
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Gonna spend more time
with the grandkids.
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I got grandkids, too.
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Why do you think I'm here so much?
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- [chuckles]
- So who's gonna take over this place?
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Guess what, I'm buying a Laundromat.
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Uh, I don't know how to react.
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Is that good news?
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Oh, yeah.
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Laundromat.
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Cool.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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SHELDON: Fun fact...
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did you know the knife goes on the right
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because it was the first utensil,
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and most people are right-handed?
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Did you know I set the table
and no one said thank you?
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No one thanked me for my fun fact.
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- [door shuts]
- You don't hear me complaining.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Just thought I could
have dinner with y'all.
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Of course you can.
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I'm sorry, do you live here?
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Just forget it.
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No. Stay.
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- Mary...
- He can have dinner with us.
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Fine.
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Sit.
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I'll get you a plate.
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So, do you still live here?
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I don't know.
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Of course you do.
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- You go back to school?
- [scoffs] No.
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It sounds like you don't live here.
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He's our son. We are
not kicking him out.
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He wants to be an adult,
he can pay for his own place.
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- That was my plan.
- Okay,
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what if he pitches in here?
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Like what, rent?
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Yes. You would do that, right?
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I guess so.
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Sounds like someone needs
a rental agreement.
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I'll go get my legal pad.
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Pay to live here?
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We don't even have a pool.
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So, there's a secret back
room at the Laundromat
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- where you gamble?
- Yeah.
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And you never told me?
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Well, this is how secrets work.
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Uh-huh. What else aren't you telling me?
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Let me explain secrets.
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Uh, okay, just give me a sense
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of how illegal this is.
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Who says it's illegal?
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Well, why is it a secret?
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Okay, it's illegal.
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But these places have
been around for years.
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Nobody gets hurt, the cops don't care.
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I-I thought you liked being retired...
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now you want to be a business owner?
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It's not as much as
fun as I make it look.
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[chuckles]: Listen, I've been
gambling my whole life
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and losing to the house.
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This is my chance to be the house.
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You go to prison,
I ain't waitin' for you.
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You really have the energy
to find a new girlfriend?
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I'll wait.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, so we've agreed on monthly
rent. Should we talk utilities?
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Why do I got to pay for that stuff?
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'Cause you use them and they cost money.
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There are five of us in the house,
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so I suggest he pays 20%.
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Although he does take a
long time drying that hair.
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20%'s fine.
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Hold on.
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It takes a whole lot more
water to clean you than me.
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Hey, watch it. I don't have
to let you live here.
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Let me? I'm paying for everything.
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You gonna charge me for food, too?
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Mm, it's not the worst idea.
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You know what? Maybe I
shouldn't be in this house.
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You said it, not me.
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He doesn't have to pay for food.
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Meemaw does eat here for free.
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That's a separate problem.
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What if Georgie moves into the garage?
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- Why?
- You'd still be around,
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so Mom's happy,
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but you'd be out of the
house, so Dad's happy.
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That could work.
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- What do you say?
- Done.
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- Done.
- Hold on.
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All my trains and science equipment
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are in the garage. Where would they go?
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Easy. I take Georgie's room.
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All your crap goes in your room.
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That's a big change.
I need to think about this.
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Mom?
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Honey, it does make sense.
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You two are getting older.
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I don't even have hair on my
legs yet. What's the rush?
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Let's just put this down for a few days.
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Why? 'Cause you don't want
to hear him complain?
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Bingo.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Dale.
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Hey, Jake.
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Good to see you. Hey,
thanks for coming out.
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My pleasure. Could I get a beer?
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You arrest anybody fun lately?
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A party clown.
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But what he was doing was not fun.
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Do I want to know?
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Not if you want to sleep tonight.
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Huh.
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What's up with you?
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Still dating that Connie?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Actually, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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Oh-oh. I can check into things,
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but if you think she's lying,
she probably is.
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No, no, that's not it.
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Oh. Well, still good life advice.
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Well, what do you know about these
backroom slot machine places?
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Why? You thinking of
putting one in your store?
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No. Uh-uh.
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No, actually, I'm asking for Connie,
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'cause she's kind of interested.
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Hmm.
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Those places are harmless.
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We look the other way.
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Well, that's good to know.
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So what other laws are okay to break?
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Not hiding drugs in your keister.
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What was that clown thinking?
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When they found it,
did confetti shoot out?
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[both laugh]
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Sheldon, come on, I need my own space.
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But we've always shared a room.
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I'm a young lady now.
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You seem the same to me.
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I have a training bra.
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When you complete your
training, get back to me.
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You know you want privacy, too.
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I suppose it would be nice
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to have all my trains and
science equipment in here.
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Great. It's settled.
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It would be like my
Fortress of Solitude.
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Good for you.
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Or my Bat Cave.
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Shh!
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Although I don't care for caves.
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Or bats.
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I suppose Fortress of Solitude...
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I'm gonna choke you with my bra.
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Good night.
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[TV playing quietly]
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Want some help?
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You gonna charge me money?
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Never mind.
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Any chance this could
wait till halftime?
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I'll be done in a second.
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[crowd cheering on TV]
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ANNOUNCER: Touchdown!
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- What are you doing?
- Moving my stuff.
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But we haven't discussed
who gets what yet.
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I get my stuff.
You get your stuff. Done.
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There's community property.
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We've lived together for over ten years.
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In some states, we'd
be considered married.
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- Gross.
- I don't make the rules.
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- I just know them all.
- [sighs]
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What do I have to do
to get this over with?
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We just need to agree upon
who gets which items.
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Fine. As my farewell gift to you,
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let's do your dumb thing.
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See, when you're mean and nice
at the same time, it's confusing.
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Too bad, doofus.
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Better, thank you.
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Okay, thanks. I'll see you in a bit.
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Chet's gonna swing by
and finalize the deal.
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Wait, he's coming over here?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, this is a very shady transaction.
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I mean, it should be taking
place under a bridge
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or in a parking lot somewhere.
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I'm handing him a cashier's check.
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He's giving me the keys.
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He's gonna know where you live.
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I'm in the phone book.
I'm not hard to find.
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Well, what if he grabs the check
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and just skedaddles out of here?
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He's our age.
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He isn't skedaddling anywhere.
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Ah, whatever you say.
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Are you disappointed this isn't
more like some old cop show?
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I loved Rockford Files.
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Well, I tell you what,
when he gets here,
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you're my muscle.
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If anything goes sideways,
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- you jump in.
- See, now you're talking.
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I'll stand behind you and
I'll crack my knuckles.
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With your arthritis?
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It's only bad when it rains.
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Next, one Timex brand alarm clock.
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It's yours.
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Are you sure? It has a
stylish faux-wood finish.
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Fine, I'll take it.
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- Aw.
- So you want it?
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- Yes.
- It's yours.
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Thank you.
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Next, one useful yet educational
map of the world trash can.
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I know what you're doing.
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Yes, I'm being thorough
about these things
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so we don't fight about
them down the line.
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What you're doing is dragging this out
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because you don't want me to leave.
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- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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Do you know the phrase "pish posh"?
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No, and I don't want to.
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It's British,
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and it's used when someone's
opinions are absurd.
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00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,300
And you're forcing me to use it.
265
00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,580
Pish posh!
266
00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,070
Or, more authentically,
267
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,169
[English accent]: pish posh!
268
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,440
I'm done.
269
00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,542
I know what's mine, and I'm taking it.
270
00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,542
ADULT SHELDON: One day
she said the same thing
271
00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,089
to her first husband.
272
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,500
I like to think I prepared
her for that moment.
273
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:20,125
So I'm thinking dark
red, like a speakeasy.
274
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:22,834
And maybe a little bar in the corner.
275
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,209
Well, you're gonna
need a liquor license.
276
00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:26,940
Oh, right. 'Cause I don't
want to break the law
277
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,792
in my illegal gambling room.
278
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,167
Over here is my bedroom area,
for sleeping and whatnot.
279
00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,584
That's my gym.
280
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,200
And last but not least,
kitchen and bathroom.
281
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,249
Georgie, do not use that
sink as a bathroom.
282
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,542
Relax. Just number one.
283
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,200
There you go.
284
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,259
Okay, these posters go on that wall.
285
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,792
That poster goes over the bed.
286
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,459
[scoffs] I'm not your moving man.
287
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,138
You're right, I'm growing up.
288
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,800
Guess I can't be Daddy's
little girl forever.
289
00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,250
Which one goes over the bed?
290
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,667
Um, New Kids.
291
00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,320
First thing I'm gonna
do is get better chairs.
292
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,620
If people are comfy, they'll
stay longer and spend more.
293
00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:09,792
Well, what if it's
someone's lucky chair?
294
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,580
They're gambling in the
back of a Laundromat.
295
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,870
Does that sound lucky to you?
296
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,084
I'm thinking I'll put the
flag over that window
297
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,250
for, you know, privacy.
298
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,840
If you want, I could sew some curtains,
299
00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:21,917
make it look homey.
300
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,250
Nice. Girls will eat that up.
301
00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:25,792
Flag is fine.
302
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,959
[knock on door]
303
00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,630
Well, you been busy.
304
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,959
Yes.
305
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,583
- You get this in here all by yourself?
- Yes.
306
00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:47,959
- How?
- Science.
307
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,625
Well, it looks good.
308
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,780
I know. Now trains will be the last
thing I see before I go to sleep,
309
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,417
and the first thing
I see when I wake up.
310
00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,625
Great.
311
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:58,209
If I stir in the middle of the night,
you know what I'll see?
312
00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,459
Trains?
313
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,792
Trains.
314
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,500
Well... as long as you're happy.
315
00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:08,350
Oh, I'm happy.
316
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,959
Hey.
317
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,500
You might want to check in on Sheldon.
318
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:21,792
- Is he okay?
- Well, he was smiling.
319
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,500
Smiling how?
320
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,110
Oh, boy.
321
00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:35,040
Hey. Dinner's ready.
322
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,209
I'll eat later. I have to finish this.
323
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:43,240
I made spaghetti with
hot dogs cut up in it.
324
00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:47,584
I even made sure that every
piece is the exact same size.
325
00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:50,459
Some things are more important
than the width of a hot dog slice.
326
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,250
And I wish I'd known that sooner.
327
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,750
So, you okay?
328
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,540
Why wouldn't I be okay?
329
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:00,930
Well, there's a lot of change going on.
330
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,625
I know that's not your favorite.
331
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,700
Where is that railroad crossing?
332
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,084
Would you like to eat in here?
I'll make you a plate.
333
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,180
I have to find that sign.
334
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,940
It should be in this box. Where is it?
335
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,520
I can't find my railroad crossing sign.
336
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,334
Hey, how about knocking?
337
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,259
Sorry, I've never had to
knock on that door before.
338
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,542
Well, now you do.
339
00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,160
[grunts] I need the crossing sign
340
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,625
for my train set. Have you seen it?
341
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,334
No, and I've got company coming soon.
342
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,750
Perfect. An extra set
of eyes will be helpful.
343
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,049
It's a girl, and you need
to get out of here.
344
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,625
I'm not leaving until I find it.
345
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:36,140
Is this really about some dumb sign,
346
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,625
or is about you being scared
to have a room to yourself?
347
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:42,400
That sign has been there for as
long as I've had that railroad set.
348
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,625
It may seem insignificant
to you, but I need it.
349
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:47,120
Everyone only cares about themselves.
350
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,780
You're happy because you got the garage,
351
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,399
Missy's happy because
she has her own room,
352
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,542
but no one cares about my problems.
353
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,584
I'll help you look.
354
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,820
Just forget it.
355
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,820
ADULT SHELDON: As I struggled,
my meemaw began to realize
356
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,630
the problem with running a gambling den
357
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,820
in the back of a Laundromat
358
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,220
was it's still connected
to a Laundromat.
359
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,667
I put five pairs of undies in here,
360
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,209
and now there are four.
361
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,084
Your machine ate my undies.
362
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,049
There's a lost and found box
right over there in the corner.
363
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,250
Just take all you want.
364
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,667
I don't want a stranger's undies.
365
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,667
Then let's find your precious undies.
366
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:24,459
Look how many rhinestones
fell off in the dryer.
367
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,700
It says right here "do not tumble dry."
368
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,834
No label's gonna tell me what to do.
369
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,400
I am not in the mood
for Texas right now.
370
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,709
What do you want from me?
371
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,042
Well, what size is yours?
372
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,250
No!
373
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,209
_
374
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:55,920
Finally the fun begins.
375
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:00,834
What's going on?
376
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,500
Are you Connie Tucker?
377
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,000
Well, this sucks.
378
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:14,625
[train whistles blow]
379
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,329
Next stop, Medford.
380
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,834
That won't be necessary. Keep going.
381
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,338
But, sir, your family's
waiting to board.
382
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,917
I'm aware. Drive on.
383
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,369
But, sir...
384
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,200
I don't need them. I'm fine on my own.
385
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,960
Do not stop this train.
386
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,020
[whistles blowing]
387
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:41,042
- Turn it off.
- No.
388
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,709
I've been listening to it
for an hour; turn it off.
389
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,709
It's my room, I can do what I want.
390
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,125
Oh, really? Let's see how you like it.
391
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,709
♪ All for love ♪
392
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:52,498
♪ I love it when we're together ♪
393
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,417
♪ Girl, I need you forever... ♪
394
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,834
[train whistle blowing]
395
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,792
What the hell's going on?!
396
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,378
Missy's trying to annoy me.
397
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,709
'Cause he won't turn
his stupid train off.
398
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:06,378
You two are unbelievable.
Everything off.
399
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,170
- But he started it.
- Now!
400
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,292
♪ Knight in shining armor,
I will be your... ♪
401
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,200
I thought y'all looked the other way.
402
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,728
We do, but I'm running for sheriff,
403
00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:20,209
and this will make my campaign pop.
404
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,292
But you and Dale are buddies.
405
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,125
That's why I'm not arresting you.
406
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,220
Hey, get one with me in it.
407
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,760
[shutter clicks]
408
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,584
So you gonna sell the place?
409
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:35,780
No.
410
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,140
Instead of crime boss,
411
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,548
you're gonna be a laundry boss.
412
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,167
Well, I guess that's just as cool.
413
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,167
I'm gonna open my game room.
414
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,870
How?
415
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,018
I don't know.
416
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,750
- Move to a new location?
- I don't know!
417
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,173
What about the Laundromat?
418
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:55,180
Keep asking questions, see what happens.
419
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,456
- Last one.
- What?
420
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,320
How'd you get so pretty?
421
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,540
I hate you.
422
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,580
I like you.
423
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,149
ADULT SHELDON: There
were plenty of reasons
424
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,700
to be happy my sister moved out.
425
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,588
She snored, she teased me.
426
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,959
She left her dirty clothes everywhere.
427
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,640
Clearly, I was better off without her.
428
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,560
[knock on door]
429
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,750
Can I sleep on your floor?
430
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,780
Come on.
431
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,000
ADULT SHELDON:
I eventually made my peace
432
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,849
with having a room to myself.
433
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:55,834
And I was never truly alone,
thanks to my science posse:
434
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,667
Stephen, Albert, Richard and Arthur.
435
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:02,940
But for those times when I did
need to communicate with Missy,
436
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,280
we had a system.
437
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,709
What?
438
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:14,709
- Just testing the system.
- You tested it yesterday.
439
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:17,667
Just because it worked yesterday
doesn't mean it's working today.
440
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,909
It's working. Good night.
441
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,542
Good night. Sleep tight.
442
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,334
[knocking on wall]
443
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,800
What?
444
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,700
Did you know when people
say "sleep tight,"
445
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,399
they're referring to when
beds were made of ropes,
446
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,410
and the tighter the rope,
447
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,380
the more comfortable
the bed was to sleep on?
448
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,417
Cool.
449
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,125
Bye.
450
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,229
ADULT SHELDON:
My sister wasn't always a fan
451
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:44,380
of my informative tidbits,
so I didn't tell her
452
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,938
that the entire phrase,
"Good night, sleep tight,
453
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,360
don't let the bedbugs bite"
454
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,660
is actually from the 1896 book
455
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,948
What They Say in New England:
456
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,860
A Book of Signs, Sayings,
and Superstitions.
457
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:56,879
Until I told her.
458
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,789
[knocking on wall]
459
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:03,542
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