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Yeah, okay. It's cool.
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Cool?
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This is the most beautiful
view in all of Los Angeles.
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One that only angels and very
persistent pigeons get to see.
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You didn't bring me up
here to show me the view.
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What's up?
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Can't get anything past you, can I?
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Once upon a time,
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I made your Aunt Maze mad.
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The following morning,
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I awoke to find my bed crawling
with southern widows.
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Not the good kind. The spider kind.
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My whiskey gone, replaced with urine.
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I expected more of my favorite aunt.
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Oh, she also did something
far more heinous.
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She shorted all of my suits.
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That's more like it.
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- So, did you have it coming?
- Well, you tell me.
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I ate the last of her Froot Loops.
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All that's to say,
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I can't imagine what she'll do
to you if you miss her wedding.
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Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no,"
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which is a fact she's been wise
to conceal from her future wife.
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Yeah, why would Maze even care?
She doesn't know me yet.
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You haven't given her much of
a chance to get to know you.
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Or anyone else for that matter.
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Now, this wedding's an
opportunity to fix that.
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Yeah?
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- And how would you even introduce me?
- I'll tell people the truth.
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- You can't tell people I've time-traveled.
- Why not?
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I tell them I'm the Devil,
it tends to go over...
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Well, I guess reviews
are mixed at this point.
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But the important people
already know about you.
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It's actually worse
with people who know.
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They keep asking me about their fate,
and I can't tell them anything.
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I mean, what if I say something
that messes with the future?
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And besides, I don't... I don't
have anything to wear, so...
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Oh, well, that is unacceptable.
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My tailor would be personally offended
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if I didn't allow them to help
you out in this time of need.
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They're a total genius.
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Saved me after the
short-suiting debacle.
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Here, I'm going tonight
for a fitting. Join me.
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We could coordinate outfits.
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Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps.
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No? Okay.
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We could find something else that
doesn't make you make that face.
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No.
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I just...
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No.
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Right.
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Well, I'll be there,
if you change your mind.
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Not that I expect you usually
do, but a father can dream.
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I was wrong, Amenadiel.
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So wrong. I mean, I followed
my father into this job
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and because I believed in him,
I believed in the system,
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but I never imagined this.
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All complaints against Reiben?
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Not just him. Dozens of officers,
hundreds of complaints.
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Yeah, so much for the "one
bad apple" defense, right?
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And the brass signed off on all
of these, and nothing happened.
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I should have believed you.
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I'm just glad we're on the
same page now, Chloe.
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I'm sorry it took so long.
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But my father taught me
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that when you see injustice, you
confront it, so I'm going back.
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To the LAPD.
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I wanna help you and Sonya
clean this up from the inside.
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Wow.
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I mean, that's...
that's... that's great.
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We need all the help that we
can get, but what about Lucifer?
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What about being God's consultant?
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Uh, the "God" thing is
on hold for right now.
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Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable
going to Heaven
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until he's patched things up with Rory.
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And, you know, I agree.
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He's gonna have to go
up eventually, Chloe.
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How does he feel about you staying?
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Hmm.
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You haven't told him.
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Well, I... He's got a lot
on his plate right now.
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I feel like it can wait.
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Probably till after the wedding.
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I don't wanna add any
drama to Maze's big day.
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Drama? It's Maze and big feelings.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Thank you.
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Okay, "supervise flowers." Check.
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"Make sure Linda's all
set to officiate." Check.
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"Nix your Black Sabbath additions
from the playlist." Check.
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Yeah, I think you're right.
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Black Sabbath is a little too
mellow for the wedding.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, next step is confirming the
number of guests with the caterer.
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You sure you don't want
to invite your siblings?
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Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed
to be "eat, drink and be merry."
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Not "eat, drink and be wary
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that a bunch of soulless,
torture-savvy demons
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are gonna ruin your wedding."
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Why do you assume that
they would do that?
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Well, you've met them.
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Yes, I have.
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A few of them. They were awesome.
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Mmm. Yeah, in a fight.
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But that's all they're good for.
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How do you know?
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Because that's what they were made for.
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Hmm.
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That's also true about you.
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And you, you've evolved.
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Maybe they can too, if you
just gave them a chance.
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We're not really the "happily ever
after type," honey. Trust me.
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They're your family.
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No.
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You're my family.
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The only family I need.
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Okay?
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Which is why I am not going
to let anything or anyone
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ruin our wedding tomorrow.
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Adam.
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It's time to come home, babe.
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So this is the first man.
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Guess God had to start somewhere.
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Can we talk privately?
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Sure.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm sorry, Eve.
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I know I haven't been giving you
the attention that you deserve.
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And that's over now, babe.
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I mean, gone are the nights
of me ripping whippets,
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staying up listening
to Aerosmith bootlegs.
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I'm yours.
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Did you just notice that I was gone?
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No.
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No. I was giving you space, you know?
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Being the good, understanding
husband that I am.
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I figured you'd have a little fun,
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and maybe pick up a few
tricks for the bedroom,
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bring them home, huh?
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Then I heard about this "wedding."
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I know a cry for help when
I see one, so here I am.
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Rescue party of one.
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- So can we go home now?
- Okay, Adam, this is my home now.
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I have my own friends, my own place.
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My own kick-ass job
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where I make my own kick-ass money.
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I'm a black belt now.
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Yeah, that's fun, right?
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Neighborhood martial arts academy.
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Did they give you all the
belts in the rainbow?
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Funny.
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That doesn't mean you know
how to throw a punch.
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But I get it. Message is received.
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- Come on.
- What message is that exactly?
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Obviously you need a change, okay?
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So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing.
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You want a little S&M? I'm down.
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Threesome? I'm up for it.
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So long as I'm outnumbered, okay?
But all you had to do was ask.
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- You didn't have to take it this far.
- Okay.
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What exactly is it you think this is?
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You think this is me just
trying to get your attention?
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Yeah.
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This is not about you, Adam.
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This is about me, and the fact that
I fell in love with someone else.
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You're in love with a demon, Eve?
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Mm-hmm.
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Come on. Be serious.
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You don't know her.
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I know her kind.
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- I was married to her mother.
- Hmm.
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Which, by the way...
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you are a spitting image of Lilith.
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In more ways than one, apparently.
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I bet she uses all the same tricks
her mom used on me, hmm?
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I'm not gonna let you
make that same mistake,
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because I've been there and done that.
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Literally.
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You wish, you first pancake of a human.
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I... I... I don't wish.
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'Cause your mom was hotter.
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- Okay.
- Oh, burn.
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You and me, we belong
together, babe, huh?
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Husband and wife since the dawn of time.
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We were never husband and wife.
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I was made from you.
I was delivered to you.
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Hey, don't get caught up
in the fine print here.
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It's not a detail, okay?
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I didn't choose you.
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I'm gonna choose Maze.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Maybe not yet. They might be too hot.
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- Mm. Mmm!
- Good?
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This brings me back...
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to the future.
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- You know what I mean.
- Yeah.
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It takes me back too.
I mean, actually back.
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My dad would bring me home those
sandwiches after his shift.
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It's a Decker family tradition.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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So, in the future,
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do I bring you home egg
sandwiches after work?
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- What? I'm just curious.
- But you know I can't tell you.
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Yeah, I know. It's just
that you mentioned
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I had a lot on my plate
when you were growing up.
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And I just wonder...
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Was it my job?
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Was it Lucifer? Something else?
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I mean, I'm not asking for specifics.
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Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint.
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You know, since I did the
teeny-tiny thing of birthing you.
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Okay, I'll tell you this one thing.
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Okay.
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In the future...
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that guilt trip also never works on me.
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Right.
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You make choices, Mom.
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If I told you what they are,
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you wouldn't really be
making them any more.
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Yeah, you're right. You're right.
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When did you become...
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Sorry.
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The fly was driving me nuts.
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Um, I didn't know
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wings could do that.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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So, um, have your wings
always been that way?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
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Wow.
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This is weird.
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Though I guess of all the people
who could've taken my desk,
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I'm pretty happy it's you, pal.
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Now you're drinking out of my mug?
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I guess someone's gotta use it, right?
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I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it?
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Put its ashes in an urn?
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I mean, it does say "40
Whole Years of Being Dan."
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- But I guess you didn't read it.
- Ella, you got a second?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hi, uh...
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- Oh, look at that cuteness.
- Quick update.
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- You're welcome!
- I have my suit now.
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So, I am all ready to be
your date for the wedding,
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and I am very excited.
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And this is where you say,
"I'm so excited too, Carol."
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- Of course I am excited!
- Mm-hmm. Are you sure?
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Because every time we
talk about this wedding,
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you look like you ate a bad oyster.
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Ella, listen. Hey, I get it.
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If you're having second thoughts
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about even taking me to
this wedding, that's fine.
254
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,850
Carol Corbett,
255
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:32,022
I am 100% not having second thoughts
256
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,942
about you being my wedding date.
257
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,611
- Okay?
- Cool.
258
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,958
I hate keeping this from him, Dan.
259
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,223
Holy crap. Can you...
260
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,259
Can you s...
261
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,137
Right.
262
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,231
Other Dan.
263
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,477
Gosh, I just wish I had
someone to talk to.
264
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,442
I mean, other than a frog.
265
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,862
Oh, no offense.
266
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,399
Hey.
267
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,152
Ella, you can talk to me.
268
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,777
What's wrong?
269
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,704
Carol just wouldn't understand.
270
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,452
What? What wouldn't he understand?
Are you not into him anymore?
271
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,788
Is it the loud chewing?
272
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,622
Damn it, I should have
warned you. I knew it.
273
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,088
But they can never find out that I know.
274
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,296
Who's "they"?
275
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,884
Oh, is this family-related?
Is it one of your brothers?
276
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,967
It's just, if they...
277
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,223
But how could I even...
278
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,931
I mean...
279
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,353
world-altering!
280
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,225
But then again...
281
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,943
Oh, I just... I feel so useless.
282
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,355
Tell me about it.
283
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,988
Who am I kidding?
284
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,370
Even if you could hear me
and told me what was wrong,
285
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,739
how could I actually help you?
286
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,082
I mean, honestly, Other Dan
has a better shot than I do.
287
00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,500
It's normal that seeing
your ex, suddenly,
288
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,900
after a long period of time
289
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,118
would bring up unwanted feelings.
290
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200
Unwanted?
291
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,285
My feelings are legit, okay?
292
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,791
I gave that woman everything she wanted.
293
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,383
And what did she give me?
294
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,837
A rep as the world's number one cuckold.
295
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,418
She cheated on me the second
she met somebody new.
296
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,338
But I took her back. Why?
297
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,300
Because we were made for each other.
298
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,768
- Aww, that's sweet.
- She doesn't think so.
299
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,433
So she's marrying somebody else.
300
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,459
- Your ex is engaged?
- Yeah, to a woman, of all things.
301
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,962
I mean, how's that gonna make me look?
302
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,588
Do you think she even considered that?
303
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,609
Well, it sounds like she's moved on.
304
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,737
And maybe you should too.
305
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,951
And know that takes time.
306
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,406
A common rule of thumb suggests a month
307
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,457
for every year you were together.
308
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,130
All right, so...
309
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,796
Carry the one...
310
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,219
How... how many years
is a million months?
311
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,144
Yeah, don't worry about
it, okay? It's too long.
312
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,774
- Eve's getting married tomorrow.
- Wait, Eve?
313
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,059
As in "Eve" Eve?
314
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,034
Your ex is Eve?
315
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,898
- Yeah.
- Do you mean that you're...
316
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,565
Yeah, I'm that Adam.
317
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,823
I'm the guy.
318
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,034
The guy who named all
the animals. No biggie.
319
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,624
- Yeah, well...
- Kind of. You know platypus?
320
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,581
Eh... Uh, sure.
321
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,161
The second I saw that thing,
I was like, "platypus."
322
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,207
That wasn't even a word.
This is important stuff.
323
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,172
That's why I can't let
the wedding happen.
324
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,380
Oh, no, I beg to differ.
325
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,379
I'm not just saying that
because I'm their officiant,
326
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,920
which I am, by the way.
327
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,882
- Small world.
- Yeah.
328
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,967
I mean, what are the odds, right?
329
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,314
Right.
330
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,144
Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?
331
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,243
Look, I enjoy breaking into people's
places as much as the next girl,
332
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,910
but I really think you're
overreacting, honey.
333
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,449
Look, she is not home.
334
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,373
Her phone is going
straight to voicemail.
335
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,990
She is not replying to any of my texts
336
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,713
about the marriage certificate.
337
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,671
Even the ones I sent with
that adorable Memoji.
338
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,511
I'm telling you, something is wrong.
339
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,379
That Memoji slays!
340
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:17,136
Yeah, well, maybe she's just
using the sex toys we gave her
341
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,561
as a thank you for agreeing
to be our officiant.
342
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,980
We gave her a fruit basket.
343
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,476
Exactly.
344
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,497
So why don't we just leave the
marriage certificate on her desk?
345
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273
And we can come back tomorrow.
346
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,486
Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that...
347
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028
What is that smell?
348
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,822
Oh!
349
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,696
That is Adam's aftershave.
350
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,746
I knew it.
351
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,830
I've been smelling this
shit for centuries.
352
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,325
What? Adam was here?
353
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,416
- Why?
- Why?
354
00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:50,500
Because he kidnapped our officiant
355
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,262
to stop the wedding from happening!
356
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,879
- Now come on, he wouldn't go that far.
- Oh, yeah?
357
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,177
Yeah, he would!
358
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,390
He's not used to hearing "no."
Especially from a woman.
359
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,561
Let alone two.
360
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,353
Oh, my God.
361
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,403
I can't believe you were married
to that bro-hole for so long.
362
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,518
What do you mean? It wasn't
like I had a lot of options.
363
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,436
We were, like, the only two
humans on Earth for a while.
364
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,162
And then we just got busy
with the kids, you know?
365
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,318
Cain's terrible twos were
nothing to sneeze at.
366
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,237
Yeah, well, his 20,000s
weren't all that hot either.
367
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,711
It just took me some time to see
Adam for what he really was.
368
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,129
Then when I did,
369
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:36,551
I left his ass in the dust,
and I found you, right?
370
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,800
And now he's kidnapped Linda.
371
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,894
You can't let him get to you.
372
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,193
Hey, all that stuff he said
about Lilith, that's...
373
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,274
You're nothing like her.
374
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,524
Yeah, not now.
375
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,148
But I will be.
376
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,199
I mean, everyone becomes their
mother eventually, right?
377
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,117
And... and how would you know,
anyway? You've never met Lilith.
378
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,241
Well, I feel like I did.
379
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,458
He talked about her all the time.
380
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,334
- He did?
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,547
"Lilith this, Lilith that."
382
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,049
Hey, babe, babe, I think I
know how we get Linda back.
383
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,471
- But we've gotta find him first.
- Oh, trust me, we will.
384
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,061
Mr. "I Named All the Animals"
is not gonna know what hit him.
385
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,540
Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right?
386
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,480
So we call my guy, he can triangulate...
387
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,187
Or straight out of the Maze handbook.
388
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,113
The most efficient bounty
hunter doesn't find her perp.
389
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,660
- She makes the perp find her.
- That's right.
390
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:41,197
All we have to do is just bait
him with what he most wants.
391
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,117
Yeah, come on.
392
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,457
- Amenadiel, hey.
- Hey!
393
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,638
When you said you were coming back,
I didn't think you meant today.
394
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,496
I'm not here for work.
395
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:59,126
I actually... I wanted to, um,
ask you something, um...
396
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,546
about... Oh, step over here.
397
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,387
I wanted to ask you about angels.
398
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,103
Um, their wings, specifically.
399
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,890
What about 'em?
400
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,690
I know how Lucifer's wings change
401
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,942
according to how he's
feeling about himself.
402
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,944
- So is that a thing with all angels?
- Well, it must be.
403
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,447
I mean, there's no reason to
believe that self-actualization
404
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,410
is the case for some but not for all.
405
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,367
I actually went through a little
bit of a wing-thing myself, so...
406
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,214
Why do you ask?
407
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,884
Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings.
408
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,840
Th... They're weapons, Amenadiel.
409
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,670
All angel wings can be. It just
depends how they're wielded.
410
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,547
Yeah, but they were metallic, almost,
411
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,755
and each feather was like
its own precision blade.
412
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,472
Wow.
413
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,555
They sound awesome.
414
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,773
I wonder if Charlie's would be that
cool. I mean, if he gets them.
415
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,000
It doesn't matter either way, of course.
416
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,060
Of course.
417
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,359
It's just, being a cop isn't
the safest job, you know?
418
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:09,788
I just... I wonder if Rory felt like
she needed to protect herself
419
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,580
because I... I couldn't.
420
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,624
Yeah, um...
421
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,291
Listen, um...
422
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,336
if what Sonya went
through is any indication,
423
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,723
then changing the system won't be easy.
424
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,176
We won't just be fighting
criminals out there.
425
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,639
We'll be fighting some of
our co-workers in here.
426
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,687
I mean, it's one thing to
make myself a target, but...
427
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,193
is it fair to put my
daughters through that?
428
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,993
Look, I, uh...
429
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,196
I can't tell you what to do, Chloe.
430
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,446
But I can say that you're lucky
that you have a choice at all.
431
00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:54,460
So many people don't have the option
432
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,167
to just walk away from this fight.
433
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,794
You're right.
434
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,550
You're right.
435
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,642
If the place that I worked
almost my entire life
436
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,258
is part of the problem,
then the least I can do
437
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,926
is be part of the solution.
438
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,891
Make the world a bit better for my kids.
439
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,903
Rory will have a wonderful childhood.
440
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,361
Because she has a wonderful mother.
441
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,084
You know, I'm glad you
came to your senses.
442
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,960
A doggy always comes back to its bone.
443
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,832
So glad you're here.
444
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,462
Huh, 'cause we can be together again?
445
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,844
'Cause you are going to
tell me where Linda is.
446
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,682
Sorry, babe. No can do.
447
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,431
We'll see about that, babe.
448
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811
What?
449
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,734
Is your little pet demon lying in
wait, ready to take me down?
450
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,531
No.
451
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,857
Just little old me.
452
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,660
And my rainbow-colored belts.
453
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,759
Adam.
454
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,352
- Lilith?
- Hmm.
455
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,555
Oh, Adam.
456
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,479
You never forget your first.
457
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,605
Am I right?
458
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,781
You...
459
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,355
aren't Lilith.
460
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,201
Oh.
461
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,328
Close enough though.
462
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,205
Her spitting image in
more ways than one.
463
00:24:58,955 --> 00:24:59,955
Hmm?
464
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,536
Isn't this what you wanted all along?
465
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,003
No.
466
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,877
I got rid of Lilith.
467
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,465
Oh, you.
468
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,512
We both know how that really went down.
469
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,477
You had Daddy send me away because I...
470
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,598
rejected you.
471
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,686
I couldn't love you
the way you loved me.
472
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,065
It's not what I do.
473
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,487
So God sent you a consolation prize.
474
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,543
Sweet, pliable Eve.
475
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,995
A plaything for you to have
dominion over, like the animals.
476
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,457
Look at her.
477
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,419
Go on.
478
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,630
Say it.
479
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,682
She could never fill my shoes.
480
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,644
She's not even a whole person.
481
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,386
- Just a piece of you.
- Okay, that's enough.
482
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,138
What are you doing?
483
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,320
I'm torturing him so we can find Linda.
484
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,151
Yeah, but who are you really torturing
here though? Him or me?
485
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,777
- You're just the button I'm pushing.
- Okay, well, stop pushing.
486
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,431
- Use something else.
- That's not how torture works, Eve.
487
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,002
- Really?
- This is what I do.
488
00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:22,060
Who I am.
489
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,380
You want demons at your wedding?
Well, this is what it looks like.
490
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,131
What? Too much for you?
491
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,551
Oh, right. Well...
492
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,264
Guess that's a good thing Adam
showed up when he did, huh?
493
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,394
Now you've seen the real me.
494
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,680
You can leave my ass in the
dust before it's too late.
495
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,765
Leave your a... Why would I...
496
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,361
- Adam.
- Yes.
497
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,110
How did you find out about the wedding?
498
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,615
Uh, I heard it from Saraqael,
499
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,578
who heard it from Gabriel,
500
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,870
who could have heard it from anybody
501
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,165
because it's actually the talk of
the town up in the Silver City.
502
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,630
And as you can imagine, it's not
really doing wonders for my rep,
503
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,382
but that's, you know,
neither here nor there...
504
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,465
Maze.
505
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,883
What?
506
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,298
How did he find out?
507
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,734
Fine. Yeah, it was me.
508
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,653
I sent the news hoping your idiot
ex would do something about it.
509
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,571
I'm the idiot? Really?
510
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,400
Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve,"
not "Eve and some rando demon."
511
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,987
Why would you want him to find out?
512
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,413
- Because I... I...
- Because what?
513
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,162
Because I can't be a mother!
514
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,213
That's what this is all about?
515
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:52,551
The fact that I said that you
would be a good mom, once?
516
00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:54,300
Once was all it took for me to realize
517
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,339
you have no idea who you're marrying.
518
00:27:56,820 --> 00:28:00,255
I can't be a good mother, Eve.
519
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,057
I'd just end up like her.
520
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,831
And what, we couldn't
just talk about this
521
00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:08,240
like... like a normal couple?
522
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,699
I'm not normal!
523
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,729
I don't do "talking."
524
00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:14,540
I needed you to see the real me.
525
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,186
What? What is the real you?
526
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,071
What? An evil demon that
just ruins everything,
527
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,946
and this will never work out? I can't...
528
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,794
- I can't... I can't do this anymore.
- You can't do this?
529
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,040
Yeah, I can't be the only
one that believes in you.
530
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,004
I can't be the only one that
believes in us. I, uh...
531
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,341
Of course we don't have to have kids,
532
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,432
but if I'm the only one who's
willing to talk about it and...
533
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:41,428
and change and... and
compromise, then...
534
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,268
... then we shouldn't be together.
535
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,602
We definitely should
not be getting married.
536
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940
Wait!
537
00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,820
What?
538
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,657
Well, uh, we still have to find Linda.
539
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,670
I'm sure you'll manage.
540
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,561
Oh, boy.
541
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,187
Maze, I got your text.
542
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,775
What's the emergency?
I have a suit that needs fitting.
543
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,281
No, you don't.
544
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,822
I need you to stop me from killing him!
545
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,575
Adam.
546
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:52,794
But I thought you were dead and buried.
547
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,344
Dust you are and blah, blah, blah.
548
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,455
So what's he doing here?
549
00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,756
And why are you... ?
550
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,296
Where's Eve?
551
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,390
Oh, Maze.
552
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,560
When it comes to self-sabotage,
I fear you've outdone me.
553
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,522
Does this mean my best
fiend's wedding is off?
554
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,854
He kidnapped our officiant.
555
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,150
- Where's Dr. Linda?
- He isn't talking.
556
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,703
The wedding's off. He got
what he wanted, didn't he?
557
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,052
What are you really after?
558
00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:27,160
What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh?
559
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:31,082
Make it easy for the Devil,
who stole my wife twice?
560
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332
Actually, fig leaf, that's exactly
what you're going to do.
561
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,916
Tell me,
562
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,551
what is it you truly desire, Adam?
563
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,421
I...
564
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,933
I wanna be a better man.
565
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,346
Oh.
566
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,811
No.
567
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,401
At first, I kidnapped the doctor
to sabotage the wedding, yeah.
568
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:59,188
But then she helped me
realize what I really need.
569
00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,569
- To deal with my issues.
- What issues?
570
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,862
Well, when God first made
me, my role was clear.
571
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,526
Name all the animals, avoid
certain fruit and be a man.
572
00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:09,240
That meant, "be strong, show no weakness
573
00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:10,700
and problem-solve through violence."
574
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,288
But everything has changed since.
575
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,042
Women are no longer an
obedient piece of men.
576
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,672
And dudes...
577
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,379
Dudes can be vulnerable.
578
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,921
Which is...
579
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,152
Which is scary.
580
00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:26,160
Hmm.
581
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:29,264
And wolves, they've turned
into, like, 800 kinds of pets.
582
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,755
Some with really dumb names, by the way.
583
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,888
"Poodle"?
584
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,945
I mean, that's why
you don't let amateurs
585
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,373
do the jobs of professionals.
586
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,364
Anyway, she said that my beliefs
about what a man should be
587
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,902
are actually hurting me.
588
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,695
Apparently it's called toxic
masculinity, and it's, um...
589
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,616
it's pretty common.
590
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,662
The good news is she can cure me.
591
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,746
She's cool.
592
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,578
So, when I'm done with the
treatment, I'll let her go.
593
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,456
So you're asserting
dominance over a woman
594
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,343
in order to learn how to stop
asserting dominance over women?
595
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,971
- Dude, you are beyond help.
- Whoa, at least I'm trying.
596
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,180
You call this trying?
597
00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:10,260
If you need therapy,
you call the office,
598
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,929
make an appointment and pay in cash.
599
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,023
Or in kind, if she's up for it.
600
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,728
I mean, have some decency, man.
601
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,601
Word, man.
602
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,612
You're making me realize
I've not been going about this
603
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,858
in the most ideal way.
604
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,994
Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard.
605
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,740
I gotta be better at it.
606
00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:29,861
And I will.
607
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,529
I swear I didn't hurt the doctor.
608
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,458
- I can take you to her.
- Thank you.
609
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,581
See?
610
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,714
Even the most primitive
of men can evolve.
611
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,920
And even the most badass
of demons can soften.
612
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,552
Hmm.
613
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,551
Scary, but it's true, Maze.
614
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,633
Yeah.
615
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,980
Yeah, because I've come such
a long way from wreaking hell,
616
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,391
inflicting pain...
617
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,854
... and driving everyone away.
618
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,605
All I know is the Mazikeen
I used to know
619
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,780
wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy.
620
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,792
After we find Linda, I'm gonna
need your help with something.
621
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,284
Dearie me!
622
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,578
Did they run out of apples?
623
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,701
If you're here to speak for her, don't.
624
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,156
I am not here to speak for her.
625
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,332
Come.
626
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,376
Come on.
627
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,886
What kind of person tries
to wreck their own wedding?
628
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:18,509
The kind that doesn't
feel worthy of love.
629
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,194
I thought you weren't
here to speak for her.
630
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,269
I'm really not.
631
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:27,983
But then I realized, I never
gave you your wedding present.
632
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,983
Come on.
633
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,989
There's no wedding, but I like presents.
634
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504
- Uh, what am I looking at?
- Demons from Hell.
635
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,297
In freshly dead bodies.
636
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,514
Well, it's both something
old and something new
637
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,183
in something borrowed with
plenty of nasty blue bits.
638
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,562
- So I'd call that a grand slam.
- Wow!
639
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,601
Thank you?
640
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,064
- Yep.
- Very thoughtful.
641
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,561
I asked him to do this!
642
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,741
Whether there's a wedding
tomorrow or not,
643
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:18,155
I wanted my family to know
that I'm proud of who I love.
644
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,946
I thought you had thousands of siblings.
645
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,287
I do.
646
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,833
Uh, most of them turned her down.
647
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,797
Fresh batch of white supremacists
to torture or a family wedding.
648
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,338
- Hmm?
- Uh-huh.
649
00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717
- Sorry.
- Don't be.
650
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,971
I honestly thought I'd be standing
outside your balcony alone.
651
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,388
Must have been very hard to ask.
652
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,852
Yeah, but...
653
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,607
I realized that I was holding
on to some pretty old ideas
654
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,030
of what I thought demons
were supposed to be.
655
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,946
Turns out some of us are
the "happily ever after" kind.
656
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,452
I mean, Squee's favorite movie
is Four Weddings and a Funeral.
657
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,040
Mainly for the funeral, but still.
658
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,377
Well, it... It's very
nice to meet you all.
659
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,299
Uh...
660
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:19,547
How do you say, "I wish it was under
happier circumstances" in Lilim?
661
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,899
Look, Eve, I...
662
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,936
I am so sorry.
663
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,355
I'm just terrified of
becoming my mother.
664
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,775
And sometimes it's easier to
act as though I already have,
665
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,865
instead of fighting.
666
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,044
But I've... I have changed so much,
667
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,960
and I can keep on changing.
668
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,829
Can I ever be normal? Probably not.
669
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,246
But I can be better.
670
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,998
And I promise,
671
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,337
if you give us another shot,
672
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,966
I will never stop trying.
673
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,469
Because I do believe in us.
674
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,180
You know, when you try,
675
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,310
you're actually not half bad at talking.
676
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,517
And for the record,
677
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,898
I never wanted you to be normal.
678
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,106
You know, I just...
679
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,615
I just want you to be you.
680
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,406
Whatever that is.
681
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,537
I'll call the caterer.
682
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,836
My best fiend's wedding is back on!
683
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,715
- Ah, well done, you.
- I love you.
684
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058
This is what Lucifer does.
685
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,771
Every damn time.
686
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,901
He might still make it.
687
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,609
No, he won't.
688
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,151
I can't believe I fell for it again.
689
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,589
- Hey.
- Oh! Oh, I'm so... I'm so sorry.
690
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,256
I'm, uh... I'm saving this one.
691
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,595
Oh, okay.
692
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,060
Yeah, uh, no... no problem.
693
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,352
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey.
694
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442
Whew! Thanks for looking out, man.
695
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,775
So anyway, bill-to-head ratio,
696
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,821
that's the only surefire way to tell
a downy from a hairy woodpecker.
697
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,156
I had no idea you were into birding.
698
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,791
Yeah, I never was, but that's the
only book I could find down there.
699
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,541
There are books in Hell? That's nice.
700
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:56,713
"Book." Singular.
701
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:58,982
Field Guide to Birds of North America.
702
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,672
Sounds like an interesting read, though.
703
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,755
Yeah, not so much after
the ten-thousandth time.
704
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,803
But, you know, nothing's really
that interesting, not even birding.
705
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,007
We should probably stop talking now.
706
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,096
Yeah, sure.
707
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,154
Uh, I'll just stand in the back,
get out of everybody's way.
708
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,319
You know, it's very pretty
here, but is it just me,
709
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,703
or does it smell like a
three-day-old crime scene to you?
710
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,908
Uh, well...
711
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:36,037
Can you believe they fertilized
the plants last night?
712
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,543
Last night?
713
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,835
- It's terrible timing.
- Yeah, I know.
714
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,669
We... we actually can believe it,
715
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:44,000
because, you know,
that right there is, by far,
716
00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:46,634
the most plausible explanation.
717
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,927
So, thanks, Amenadiel,
for clarifying that.
718
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,348
I mean, what did you think?
719
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,943
What, we were at some,
like, hell monster wedding,
720
00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:59,189
attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha!
721
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,151
I'm just gonna keep this one.
722
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:13,989
So when are you two getting married?
723
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,820
Trixie, I don't think that...
724
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,979
Well, we haven't really discussed...
725
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:21,841
- ... not that we wouldn't.
- ... tying the knot.
726
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:25,209
I... I'm kidding, guys. I just
wanted to see you squirm.
727
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,167
- Oh! Hmm!
- Oh, very good!
728
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,218
You little devil.
729
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,354
Oh, don't worry, she'll show up.
730
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,354
She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding.
731
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,896
I'm not so sure. She's got
her mom's stubbornness.
732
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,280
- I mean "determination."
- Oh. Hmm.
733
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,735
Ah. Here she is!
734
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,083
Rory! There's a seat here.
735
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,244
Rory.
736
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,923
- What happened?
- I don't know.
737
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,952
Wow.
738
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,621
Maze, you're getting married.
739
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,825
- I never thought we'd get here.
- Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped?
740
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,333
Uh... yep.
741
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,628
That's exactly why.
742
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,999
Whoa!
743
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,460
Well, that's quite the upgrade
from the old fig leaves, huh?
744
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,842
Not that I ever had any
complaint about those.
745
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,549
- What are you doing here?
- Linda said I should be supportive.
746
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,129
I want the best for you, Eve.
747
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,847
I really do. You deserve to be happy.
748
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,600
Thanks.
749
00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:47,100
And also, I heard that
you didn't have anyone
750
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,822
to walk you down the aisle.
751
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,236
It would be my honor if
I could give you away.
752
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,281
Adam, that is...
753
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,033
- It's very big of you.
- Thanks.
754
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,622
I might as well, right? It's like
I'm giving away a piece of myself.
755
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,960
Yeah.
756
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,377
Yeah.
757
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,052
Uh, I... I really appreciate that.
758
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,925
I do, but, uh...
759
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,722
I think I'm gonna do this one on my own.
760
00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,016
So, thanks, but...
761
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,307
I got this.
762
00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:32,505
Wow.
763
00:43:34,190 --> 00:43:36,110
♪ But I will not take the limits ♪
764
00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:38,940
♪ I could live on the edge ♪
765
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:42,450
♪ The edge with you ♪
766
00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:48,380
♪ And I will drive on the highway ♪
767
00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:50,910
♪ And I will turn off my headlights ♪
768
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,130
♪ I will swallow the moment ♪
769
00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:55,380
♪ And it could just be all right ♪
770
00:43:55,460 --> 00:44:02,420
♪ But where, where ♪
♪ Where would we go? ♪
771
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,010
♪ Maybe in another ♪
772
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:11,190
♪ Maybe in another life ♪
773
00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:16,270
♪ Maybe in another ♪
774
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,910
♪ Maybe in another life ♪
775
00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:25,750
♪ 'Cause heaven won't have me... ♪
776
00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:28,570
♪ Devil won't take me ♪
777
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:31,910
♪ Nothing feels better than you ♪
778
00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:35,880
♪ If angels won't save me ♪
779
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,000
♪ Baby, just break me ♪
780
00:44:38,030 --> 00:44:41,720
♪ 'Cause nothing feels
better than you... ♪
781
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,057
Between Heaven and Hell,
782
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,022
there's an imperfect place.
783
00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:54,021
Our place, here on Earth.
784
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,152
That's where these two women met.
785
00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:00,106
One who sees the best in people,
786
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,277
and one who can torture
the worst out of them.
787
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,579
But these two women,
788
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,753
they understood each other,
789
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,882
and together they made,
in this imperfect place,
790
00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:18,418
something that might
actually be perfect.
791
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,006
The brides have written
their own vows. Eve.
792
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,812
Maze...
793
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,154
I know that at some point
794
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:38,935
you became convinced that
you were unworthy of love.
795
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,783
I look forward to spending
the rest of my life
796
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,235
proving you wrong.
797
00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:51,996
If recent events are any indication...
798
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:57,672
... then I am sure that there's
going to be a lot of bumps
799
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,915
along the way.
800
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,683
But as I stand here today...
801
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:09,060
... in front of our family
and our friends,
802
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:14,768
I promise you that I will
never, ever give up on us.
803
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,936
Again.
804
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,948
Because you, Mazikeen,
805
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,989
you're my soul mate.
806
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,581
Eve...
807
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,748
I, um...
808
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,166
I...
809
00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:39,591
I just love you so fucking much.
810
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,933
I love you so fucking much.
811
00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:47,719
Yeah!
812
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,811
Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife.
813
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,226
- We did it.
- We did it!
814
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,710
♪ You like me, right? ♪
815
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,255
♪ You want me back ♪
816
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,378
♪ I understand you ♪
♪ We got that chemistry ♪
817
00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,676
♪ I'm everything that you need... ♪
818
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,400
Don't take it personally.
819
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,819
Because Eve was created for you,
820
00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:42,438
it was important for her
to walk down the aisle
821
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,486
as an individual person.
822
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,617
Just like it was important to Maze,
who's been alone for so long,
823
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,777
to walk with someone.
824
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,998
Oh, wow.
825
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,166
- You actually are a smart woman.
- Yeah.
826
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,000
Drop the "actually."
827
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,086
Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor."
828
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:09,549
Hey, at least the chair situation
has been alleviated.
829
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,850
Look, I know you're having a bad day.
830
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:15,481
But just... just try and
look at the silver lining.
831
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,639
A bad day? A bad day.
832
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,605
I'm a ghost, Amenadiel.
833
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,282
Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese.
834
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,158
- Mm-hmm.
- Tastes like cheese.
835
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,824
- Except not at all.
- Mm-hmm.
836
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,905
Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm.
837
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,781
What's in this?
838
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,621
But at least you're not in Hell, Dan.
839
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,963
You're here, watching your
good friend get married.
840
00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,343
Well, I will admit,
grousing to you up here
841
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,131
sure beats reading about
grouses down there.
842
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,846
I take it back. This is way too hard.
843
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,982
Not as hard as Hell though, right?
844
00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,849
Being able to see my own daughter
and knowing that she can't see me,
845
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,767
that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel.
846
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,324
Now, why are those my
only choices, anyway?
847
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,899
I don't even know why I went
to Hell in the first place.
848
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,611
And I honestly can't think of anything
I feel guilty about anymore.
849
00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:13,947
And what's worse? What's worse is
I'm friends with celestial beings
850
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,374
who are supposed to understand
how all this stuff works,
851
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,753
and not even they can help me.
852
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:21,079
Dan, I'm sorry. I... I wish we could,
853
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,876
but the only one who can get
you out of this mess is you.
854
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,341
Now you have got to try and figure out
855
00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:30,681
what you're still feeling guilty
about and then face it head on.
856
00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,139
Great. Great.
857
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,002
So basically what you're telling me
858
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,703
is that on top of everything else,
859
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,310
I'm on my own. That's just peachy.
860
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,148
'Fess up, T. You spiked
the punch, didn't you?
861
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,237
- Huh?
- Never mind.
862
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,180
I'm about four years too early.
863
00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:59,914
I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer
and Chloe's friend.
864
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,247
Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend.
865
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,796
I thought Lucifer was
Maze's best friend.
866
00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,168
No way. I love Lucifer, but no way.
867
00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,626
You love him, huh?
868
00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:14,885
Why?
869
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:20,019
'Cause he's funny and weird
and really bad at board games.
870
00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,232
Lucifer plays board games?
871
00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,900
At least once a week. On game night.
872
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:29,650
You guys have a game night?
You... never told me that.
873
00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:31,992
What do you mean?
874
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,446
I just met you.
875
00:50:35,030 --> 00:50:36,054
Why does it... ?
876
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,874
Who are you again?
877
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,870
I'm nobody.
878
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,587
Hey! All right, so the babysitter's
gonna take Trixie home.
879
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,590
- You wanna hit the dance floor?
- I thought you'd never ask.
880
00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,973
Oh, and by the way, we need to talk.
881
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,141
Four most terrifying words
in the English language.
882
00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,389
No, it's nothing bad. We just
need to figure something out.
883
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,733
But now... Right now, we dance.
884
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,895
- Hey, uh, I'll be right back.
- Mm-hmm.
885
00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:13,839
You're not leaving right now, are you?
886
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,822
Maze is only on her
third tequila... bottle.
887
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,994
That's what you have to say to me?
888
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,197
I waited. You never showed up.
889
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,498
Waited? Where? Showed up for what?
890
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,629
Oh, you went to the tailor.
891
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,258
Oh! You went to the tailor.
892
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,180
Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry.
Maze needed my help.
893
00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,431
And you went running, like you
always do for everyone else.
894
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,175
There's always gonna be someone
895
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,306
or something you choose
over me, isn't there?
896
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,653
In my defense, you did
say you weren't going.
897
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,939
What? And you said you'd be there!
898
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:52,280
I can't believe I let
myself think that...
899
00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:53,573
Rory. Rory.
900
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:56,092
This is not the time or place right now.
901
00:51:56,100 --> 00:51:57,120
Agreed.
902
00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:00,115
Sure. Why don't we talk
about it over game night?
903
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,580
Oh, wait, that's something
you only do with Trixie,
904
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,121
who's not even his real daughter!
905
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,834
- I don't believe this.
- Rory. You guys come over here.
906
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,875
Game night happened twice.
907
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:15,048
♪ If you feel like playing... ♪
908
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,193
Ella.
909
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,948
Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so...
910
00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,320
- It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.
- I...
911
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,948
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
912
00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:46,044
- No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.
- It's okay.
913
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:49,001
- Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up.
- Oh, my gosh.
914
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,082
Are you sure you're okay?
915
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,410
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry.
- All right. I'll be right back!
916
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:57,200
I don't even like Monopoly anyway.
917
00:52:57,220 --> 00:52:58,877
Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset.
918
00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:01,487
But I'm sure your father has a
perfectly reasonable explanation.
919
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,763
I do, thank you.
920
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,426
Maze was about to kill the first man,
921
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,595
whom she used to scare
the first woman away,
922
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,274
so I had to go and nab some
bride-soothing demons,
923
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,313
aka, half the guest list.
924
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,899
Maybe not perfectly normal, but...
925
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:17,243
But you're always gonna
find a reason to defend him.
926
00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,859
Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it.
927
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,872
You wanted a glimpse into
your future? How's this?
928
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:25,150
That something big I was going through
929
00:53:25,172 --> 00:53:27,079
when I accidentally time-jumped...
930
00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,374
it was you dying.
931
00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,918
In the future I come from,
you're on your deathbed,
932
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,752
and he's not there.
933
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,013
I die in 20 years?
934
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,639
Wh... No. Mom, I'm older than I look.
935
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,928
Half angel and all that,
but that's not the point.
936
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,392
The point is he's not there.
937
00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,393
Even for something that
important, he's never there.
938
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,856
That can't...
939
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,819
Wait, give me the microphone.
940
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,570
Cut the music! Cut the music!
941
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,113
Hold on, I have something to say.
942
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,203
No, I am not okay!
943
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:10,709
I have been trying to keep it
together for Maze and Eve,
944
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,459
but I can't take it anymore!
945
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:17,301
I have to say something
because I know the truth.
946
00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:22,009
I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil!
947
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,642
Not, like, the most Method actor ever.
948
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,231
And Amenadiel is an angel.
949
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,769
Which makes Charlie half angel.
950
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,109
Oh, Maze!
951
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,902
Maze is a demon!
952
00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,449
And Eve is...
953
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,160
well, Eve.
954
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:49,912
Whoa! I kissed the first woman.
955
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,125
Oh, oh, oh! And... and... and
apparently, zombies are real.
956
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,208
Well, technically they're
not zombies, Miss Lopez.
957
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,054
- Not now, Lucifer.
- They're demons.
958
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,509
Ella, I understand how
hard this is to process.
959
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,260
No, but this is it.
960
00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,852
This isn't hard to process at all.
961
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:12,479
I believe in all this stuff already.
962
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,649
But what I can't believe
963
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,904
is that you all kept it from me.
964
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,778
It just absolutely breaks my heart
965
00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,030
that you think so very little of me.
966
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,945
And I get it. I get it.
967
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,156
I get it. I get it.
I'm just regular old Ella.
968
00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,997
I mean, how much help can I be
in stopping the end of the world?
969
00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,004
- Still, you guys could have at least...
- Whoa. Back up.
970
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,298
What do you mean the end of the world?
971
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,011
I thought you told me that
was all inside your head.
972
00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,182
Yeah, I lied.
973
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:50,560
Because I figured you were just
trying to throw me off the scent.
974
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,769
Uh, brother.
975
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,580
Wait, are you guys telling me
976
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,977
that you don't know the world is ending?
977
00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,116
Uh-oh.
978
00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,787
That can't be good.
979
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,705
Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See?
980
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,803
Got all cleaned up before it set. So...
981
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,678
What did I miss?
982
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:38,720
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