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- Previously on Lucifer...
- Everything I felt for her
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was smoke and mirrors, courtesy of Dad.
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DAN: Did you sleep with me
to get intel on this case?
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- MOM: Of course.
- What are you doing here?
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You don't let your girl go
into enemy territory alone.
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The piece is here.
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My last words were a clue.
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A clue? A clue to what?
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Well, you're the one who has
to figure that out, aren't you?
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LUCIFER: And you really
think that this is
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the Flaming Sword?
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It's so not flaming.
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That's because only you,
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my Lightbringer, can ignite it.
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That's it. It's all I've got.
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Okay. Then we'll fix it.
There's plenty of time.
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MOM: Just not for me.
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I do intend to use the Flaming Sword
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to cut through the Gates of Heaven.
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Once I do that,
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I plan on kicking Mom into Heaven
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and slamming the gates on her backside.
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Won't God destroy her?
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Hopefully, they tear each other apart.
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Then they'll both get what they deserve.
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I'm not the Devil, I'm
just a man who's delusional.
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I made it all up. I made it all... up.
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(chuckles)
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_
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I'm doing great.
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Great.
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Great is... good...
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Okay, good talk.
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Same time next week?
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Uh, sorry, it's just that...
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some of the things that you said
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in our last session
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raised some issues for me.
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- Do tell.
- So this secret plan
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to cut through the Gates of Heaven...
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Well, actually, we've hit
a bit of a snag with that.
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The Flaming Sword's kaput.
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Now, we can't work out
what's wrong with it,
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and until we can, we're in
a bit of a holding pattern.
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- Ah, that's a relief.
- Well, why would you say that?
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God and His ex having
a fight to the death?
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Sounds kind of bad
for, you know, humanity.
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Oh, you'll probably be fine.
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Probably?
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That's not exactly reassuring.
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What does Maze think of your plan?
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Well, I don't know. I haven't told her.
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Hence the secret part
of the secret plan.
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- She's your best friend.
- Yes, well,
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as much as I love my little sex thug,
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Maze can do things that she
thinks are in my best interest
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that turn out to be, well, disastrous.
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And I can't afford that.
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- Hmm.
- But the good news is
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she's busy focusing on
her new bestie right now.
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The detective.
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They're practically inseparable.
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Hey, roomie.
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- Where you going?
- Maze, hey.
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Um, I'm on my way to
work. I'm running late.
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Oh, no, but you haven't
had breakfast, come on.
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♪ Mm! ♪
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No, I'm...
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Oh, yeah, no, I'm not hungry.
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Yeah, I know, the whole
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boring domestic thing... Not my jam.
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I should stick to managing
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the social part of our friendship.
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- You want to kick someone's ass?
- Maze,
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I feel like, you know, we've
been hanging out a lot lately.
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And I think
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perhaps we should expand
our circle of friends.
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I got you, Decker.
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Yeah? You do?
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I smell what you're stepping in.
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(snaps fingers) Trust me.
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CHLOE: You know, you
should give a Maze a call.
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Hasn't it been a while
since you two hung out?
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Tired of tripping over
her sex toys, are you?
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I didn't say that.
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I just think it would
do her, and me, some good
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if she wasn't around all the time.
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Well, here's the thing.
Maze is like one of those
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little baby birds that
imprints on whatever's near.
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Sadly, that's you. You are the new me.
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I don't want to be you.
I just want some space.
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Oh. Eventually Maze will find her place,
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but until then, what's the
worst that could happen?
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Murder. Confirmed.
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Blunt-force trauma to
the back of the head.
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The victim got hit with
this backgammon board.
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Not very sportsmanlike.
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Hmm-mm. He was an orderly.
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Toby Mulligan, 32.
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- Body was found here.
- Okay.
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They interview the staff
or the patients yet?
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No, not yet. It's a
psychiatric hospital,
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so the staff didn't want
the patients wigging out
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over the dead body.
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They've been busy moving everyone
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to a different floor.
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I love the mentally ill.
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I mean, who isn't amused by
someone who thinks they're Elvis
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or Napoleon or Wesley Snipes?
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Who found the body?
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- DAN: God.
- Ah! See?!
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God Johnson, he's a
patient. He's right in there.
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DAN: The guy actually thinks he's God.
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He changed his name and everything.
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Oh. You two should have
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- a lot to talk about.
- Yes.
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I would like to have a
chat with the Almighty.
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Cool your jets, man, all
right? There's a whole bunch
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of bureaucratic hoops to jump through
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to set up an interview.
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The hospital administrator
has all the info.
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Well, hello, God.
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Hello, my son.
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(laughs, stops short)
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Right, yes, I suppose that
would be the standard way
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to greet your children.
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Nice touch.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, it's what I can do
for you that's exciting.
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See, I can reveal the truth
about the Supreme Being
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you've chosen to impersonate.
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I bet you wanted to be God because
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He's benevolent,
all-powerful, yada yada.
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But in actual fact, He's a dick.
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Look, if you want to be angry with me,
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you just go right on ahead.
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I can be anything you need me to be.
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Right, enough of this idle chit-chat.
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Time to tell you what the
charade's really about.
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What do you desire?
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Hmm?
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To avoid a vengeful ex-wife?
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Years of back taxes? What's your game?
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Is this a staring contest?
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'Cause, you know, I'm
pretty good at those.
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How is this possible?
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Oh, right, yes, I bet you're on
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some really amazing drugs, aren't you?
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If so, share-zies.
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You're not supposed to be in here.
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Oh, never mind.
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I'm done with this fraud, anyway.
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It was real good seeing you, Samael.
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What did you say?
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Dad?
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Has Dad ever visited Earth before?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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And besides, why would He do so now?
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Mm. I don't know, maybe because
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we're plotting to overthrow Him.
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Even so, Luci, that's
not the way Dad operates.
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- (sighs)
- If He has a problem,
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He sends an emissary, like me,
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or maybe a burning bush.
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So how does this God
Johnson know Samael, hmm?
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My name.
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Oh, wait, I know.
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- You do?
- The Internet!
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It's truly amazing what
you can find online.
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Have you seen that video with the cat
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that jumps inside the box?
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Very funny, but I didn't even
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introduce myself as Lucifer.
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And there's something strange about...
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I can't explain it.
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Because it's just crazy talk
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coming from a mentally ill human.
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- Well, there might be another reason.
- Right.
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What's that?
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Well, Earth is His favorite toy.
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Maybe He got fed up of
looking at it from afar.
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I mean, it's not an
entirely awful place.
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Even you have to admit that.
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Now you're the one sounding
crazy, Luci, because Earth...
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Earth is nothing compared to Heaven.
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Oh, come now, brother.
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I think you've grown to
like the place, haven't you?
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- (scoffs)
- Come on, be honest.
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When we return to Heaven,
there must be something
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that you're gonna miss, eh?
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Or someone, maybe?
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Someone in tight leather pants
with a penchant for knives?
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I'm referring to Maze, of course.
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ELLA: Come on, guys.
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Is it really so crazy?
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I mean, what if God was one of us?
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Just a slob, like one of us.
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Exactly. Or just a...
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A stranger on a bus.
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My father would never
use public transport.
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That song is completely unrealistic.
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- What song?
- LUCIFER: The song I hate
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almost as much as I
hate these hypocrites,
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like God Johnson.
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Hypocrite? Hmm, I don't know.
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I see some similarities
between the two of you.
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That man is not my father.
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Well, good thing, 'cause
he might be our killer.
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Whaaat? Oh, my God,
Ella, how do you know that?
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I'll tell you how I know that,
because our victim was bald.
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It's very hard to get prints off a body,
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so I whipped out the ultraviolet
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alternate light source,
and... boom, complete set
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on the victim's noggin.
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They match one Earl Johnson,
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wealthy oil magnate from Odessa, Texas.
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Huh. It says here his wife
committed him a few months ago
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after he gave all of his money away
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and started calling himself "God."
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Mr. Johnson never said that
he touched the victim's body.
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Left out the killing part as well.
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And proving he's the
killer is the perfect way
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to expose his false idolatry.
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Right, shall we?
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No, we shan't.
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Because you spoke to
him without permission,
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I had to apply for a special hearing
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just to interview him.
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That'll take at least a few days,
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so thank you for that.
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Hello, there.
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I'd like a suite for
the evening, please.
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Preferably one with a view.
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Are you joking?
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This is a psychiatric hospital.
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Apologies, I'm skipping ahead.
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Uh, I am the one and
only Lucifer Morningstar.
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The Devil. Dark Lord?
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Oh, for goodness sake, Beelzebub!
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Look, I clearly need to
be committed right away.
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Yeah, we're at near capacity, pal.
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So unless you're a danger
to yourself or others...
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- How's that?
- Great.
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Lovely.
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♪ I walked into the kitchen ♪
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♪ And I said "Hey,
baby, what's cooking?" ♪
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Dammit!
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♪ Sometimes steak fajitas... ♪
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Who stole my pudding again?
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Huh?
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Markowitz?
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Want a taste?
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Don't you have better things to do
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than to raid our fridge?
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I was about to leave
this place altogether,
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but I hit an unexpected snag.
258
00:09:57,543 --> 00:10:00,244
Now I need to distract
myself with something.
259
00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:03,881
Hello, something.
260
00:10:05,717 --> 00:10:07,385
You know, just in case I'm giving off an
261
00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,420
"I have zero self-respect" vibe,
262
00:10:09,422 --> 00:10:11,756
let me make it clear.
263
00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:13,391
Hands off.
264
00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:14,448
(chuckles)
265
00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:15,823
I'd rather sit at home alone,
266
00:10:15,826 --> 00:10:19,042
and in the dark, than
to hang out with you.
267
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,670
Sassy.
268
00:10:25,672 --> 00:10:27,405
I like it.
269
00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:31,442
Deal me in, gentlemen.
270
00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:32,868
Oh, and lady.
271
00:10:32,871 --> 00:10:35,279
Buy in's ten thousand big ones.
272
00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:37,548
Oh, right, high stakes. I like it.
273
00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:38,549
Pig farts!
274
00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:40,284
Crash and burn.
275
00:10:40,286 --> 00:10:41,819
Oh, I see, you're one of those. Right.
276
00:10:41,821 --> 00:10:43,554
- 200.
- MAN: I swear,
277
00:10:43,556 --> 00:10:47,225
I am gonna stab you in
the eye if you do not stop
278
00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:48,426
dealing me crap!
279
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,101
Call.
280
00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:51,103
I'm out.
281
00:10:51,106 --> 00:10:54,231
Um, ten thousand, all in.
282
00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:56,601
- (grunts)
- Fold.
283
00:10:58,770 --> 00:11:01,239
What do you know about God Johnson?
284
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,740
I like fire.
285
00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:03,848
Right, never mind.
286
00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:05,450
Maybe I can help.
287
00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:08,762
- I did see him perform a miracle.
- Really?
288
00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:12,550
He scored me an extra
Jell-O at snack time.
289
00:11:12,552 --> 00:11:13,918
Shh.
290
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,820
Useless.
291
00:11:15,822 --> 00:11:17,522
Royal flush.
292
00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:19,312
- Cheater!
- Red pubic hair!
293
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:20,314
Mm-hmm.
294
00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:23,261
DOCTOR: Billy, what did I tell you
295
00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:25,429
about throwing your underwear?
296
00:11:25,431 --> 00:11:26,531
They're not mine.
297
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:27,938
DOCTOR: Really? 'Cause you're naked.
298
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,368
Yes, I'm more of a boxer
briefs guy, but thank you.
299
00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,270
Sorry about that. You must be Lucifer.
300
00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:33,437
I'm Dr. Garrity.
301
00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:34,539
Oh. Yes.
302
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:35,673
Can we talk later?
303
00:11:35,675 --> 00:11:37,942
I have to get him to his
electroshock treatment.
304
00:11:37,944 --> 00:11:38,910
Really?
305
00:11:38,912 --> 00:11:40,745
- Just kidding.
- Yes.
306
00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:42,413
You, this way. Come.
307
00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,282
- Very good.
- Let's go find you some pants.
308
00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:47,818
Dad.
309
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:52,557
(sighs)
310
00:12:01,093 --> 00:12:03,928
Aha! Of course, you're the murderer.
311
00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:06,404
Right, suppose I should thwart you now.
312
00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:09,621
Off to jail, cowboy.
313
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,344
No, please, I have to save her.
314
00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:14,478
What do you mean, save her?
315
00:12:18,332 --> 00:12:19,617
(exhales)
316
00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:31,162
- (grunts)
- (gasps)
317
00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:42,615
It really is you.
318
00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:47,943
You son of a bitch.
319
00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:53,696
Why the hell would you
get yourself committed?
320
00:12:53,698 --> 00:12:56,666
I did it to help the investigation.
321
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,567
Hey.
322
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,835
What do you think?
323
00:12:59,837 --> 00:13:01,070
It's a good likeness, isn't it?
324
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,705
That's it, I'm pulling the plug.
325
00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:04,073
- I'm getting you out of here, now.
- No, no, no, no.
326
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,474
You were the one who
said it would be difficult
327
00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:06,968
to interview God Johnson.
328
00:13:06,971 --> 00:13:08,110
So, I took some initiative.
329
00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:09,712
I went undercover.
330
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:12,359
You must admit having an inside
man could be quite effective.
331
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:13,416
So, you're doing this
332
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,817
just to help the case?
333
00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:17,420
Well, there may also
be some personal issues
334
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,988
I'd like to explore with Mr. Johnson.
335
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:21,490
But yes, the main reason I came
was to prove he's the killer.
336
00:13:21,492 --> 00:13:22,858
Is that why you punched him?
337
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,460
- To force a confession?
- (sighs)
338
00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:26,095
Not exactly, but he had it coming.
339
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,631
(sighs) You see, Detective,
340
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,907
it turns out, he may actually
be my father after all.
341
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:35,412
You've decided that the lead
suspect in this investigation
342
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,634
may be your father?
343
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,154
I know that God Johnson
is not the killer.
344
00:13:39,157 --> 00:13:40,257
And you know that because...
345
00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:41,310
Because another patient
346
00:13:41,312 --> 00:13:42,711
was attacked last night
347
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:45,462
and I saw God Johnson heal her.
348
00:13:46,449 --> 00:13:48,959
And here's me being super-duper helpful:
349
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,285
before the orderlies
350
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,654
took the victim away, she
told me who did attack her.
351
00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:53,855
Great. Who is it?
352
00:13:53,857 --> 00:13:56,224
Santa Claus.
353
00:13:57,592 --> 00:13:59,059
CHLOE: He's always been...
354
00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:01,061
quirky, but now, he's...
355
00:14:01,063 --> 00:14:02,930
I-I don't know. I'm-I'm
worried about him.
356
00:14:02,932 --> 00:14:04,898
Well, Lucifer certainly
is an interesting case,
357
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:08,902
but I can't really discuss the,
uh, specifics of his diagnosis.
358
00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:11,071
Now, is he your, um...
359
00:14:11,073 --> 00:14:13,173
uh, fiancé? I mean, uh, boyfriend?
360
00:14:13,175 --> 00:14:14,246
No. (chuckles)
361
00:14:14,249 --> 00:14:15,413
Lucifer's a co-worker.
362
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,844
Good, good. Well... (chuckles)
363
00:14:16,846 --> 00:14:18,178
I'm sorry.
364
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,581
I mean, that's good to know.
That's, um, information,
365
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,050
which is helpful,
'cause it's informative.
366
00:14:23,052 --> 00:14:24,718
Right. Yes, of course, yes.
367
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,767
NURSE: Dr. Garrity?
368
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,221
It's time for music therapy.
369
00:14:27,223 --> 00:14:28,455
Thank you, Nurse Kipsy.
370
00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:30,157
I should get going anyhow.
371
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,992
Well, listen, um, if maybe, uh,
372
00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:34,061
if you want to talk some
more, about Lucifer or, uh,
373
00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:37,197
anything else, uh, feel
free, uh, to give me a call.
374
00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:38,699
My cell phone number's there.
375
00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:40,234
Thank you.
376
00:14:40,236 --> 00:14:42,236
Okay.
377
00:14:42,238 --> 00:14:45,906
(phone rings)
378
00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:47,641
Hey, Maze. What's up?
379
00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:03,288
I'll give you one chance to apologize.
380
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,324
Apologize?
381
00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:06,792
You punched me.
382
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,027
Tell you what I can do:
383
00:15:09,029 --> 00:15:11,163
I can forgive you.
384
00:15:11,165 --> 00:15:14,166
(laughs) Taking the high ground, are we?
385
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:15,434
Magnificent.
386
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:18,971
Well, I may have struck the latest blow,
387
00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:23,530
but that is only in response to
the litany of offenses that you,
388
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:26,234
dear old Dad, have bestowed upon me.
389
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:30,906
So you believe me? Good.
390
00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:33,185
Tell me, just what is
it you think I've done?
391
00:15:33,187 --> 00:15:35,139
Oh, we're going there,
are we? Right, let's see.
392
00:15:35,157 --> 00:15:38,191
Um, casting me into Hell for eternity
393
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:40,594
because you haven't got the
balls to get your own cowardly
394
00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:42,229
hands dirty.
395
00:15:42,231 --> 00:15:43,997
Manipulating me with the detective,
396
00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:45,964
giving me the illusion of control.
397
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:46,934
You are a...
398
00:15:46,936 --> 00:15:49,770
patronizing, sinister,
399
00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:51,171
helicopter parent!
400
00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:53,740
So you think you have no free will.
401
00:15:53,742 --> 00:15:56,643
Every bad thing that's
happened throughout eternity
402
00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,680
is your doing, not mine!
403
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,430
It's all part of "God's Plan."
404
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,966
Even Mum's coming here
405
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:05,184
and manipulation of me was part of it.
406
00:16:05,187 --> 00:16:06,887
- Your mother's here?
- Oh!
407
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,257
Look who cares now.
408
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,859
Oh, my.
409
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,961
Oh, well, that is something.
410
00:16:15,763 --> 00:16:18,832
I still remember the
first moment we met.
411
00:16:18,835 --> 00:16:23,279
Mmm. There was nothing,
just darkness and...
412
00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:28,542
then she appeared. (chuckles softly)
413
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:31,211
It did not take long for
us to light up the universe.
414
00:16:31,213 --> 00:16:34,715
Much as I'm enjoying this
trip down memory lane,
415
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:37,718
I want an apology... nay.
416
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,987
Nay, I demand penance.
417
00:16:39,989 --> 00:16:42,512
You must atone for what you've done.
418
00:16:42,515 --> 00:16:43,848
(eyes crackle)
419
00:16:43,851 --> 00:16:46,351
Now, that's not the Samael I remember.
420
00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,432
No.
421
00:16:47,435 --> 00:16:52,632
No, Dad, this is who you
made me when you cast me away!
422
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:53,900
Now apologize!
423
00:16:53,902 --> 00:16:55,035
(door opens)
424
00:16:55,037 --> 00:16:56,500
LINDA: Uh, Lucifer?
425
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,509
MAZE: Guy sounds like he wants to bang.
426
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:03,989
CHLOE (on phone): He's
Lucifer's doctor, Maze.
427
00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:04,990
MAZE: So what?
428
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,393
Doctors don't want to get laid?
429
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,515
Does everything always have
to be about sex with you?
430
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:09,683
Yeah.
431
00:17:09,686 --> 00:17:11,088
He was just trying to be helpful.
432
00:17:11,091 --> 00:17:13,487
We should invite him
on the booze cruise.
433
00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:14,588
What booze cruise?
434
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,656
Tonight. I had a friend set up a yacht.
435
00:17:16,658 --> 00:17:18,658
You know, it'll be like a hip-hop video.
436
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,889
You said you wanted to
expand our circle of friends.
437
00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:22,357
That's not what I meant at all.
438
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,531
Oh.
439
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,867
You want to ride solo with Dr. McHotty.
440
00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:28,668
I can get behind that.
441
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,425
Or on top, dealer's choice.
442
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:31,938
(laughs) I'm kidding.
443
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,540
Okay, I'll set it all up.
444
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:37,219
You won't have to lift a
finger. Let me help you.
445
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,331
I don't want, nor need, your help
446
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,664
with setting up a date. I'm good.
447
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,415
Why not?
448
00:17:41,418 --> 00:17:44,750
You and I are flowing, Chlo. Same page.
449
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:46,885
Nope. Different books altogether.
450
00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:50,088
You crack me up, Decker.
451
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,358
("If God Was One of Us" playing)
452
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:59,031
ELLA (singing along):
♪ What if God was one of us?
453
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:04,403
♪ Just a slob like one of us ♪
454
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:06,405
♪ Just a stra... ♪
455
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:09,241
Oh, my God, Chloe, this song is so good.
456
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:12,044
Yeah, yeah. People seemed
to really like it...
457
00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:13,278
in 1995.
458
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,880
Oh, my God, and the music video.
459
00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:16,358
- Uh...
- Oh.
460
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,382
What's going on?
461
00:18:17,384 --> 00:18:19,318
So, um, by chance,
462
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,120
have you found any evidence
463
00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:24,756
pointing to, um...
464
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,091
Santa Claus?
465
00:18:26,093 --> 00:18:29,294
I was gonna ask you
the exact same thing.
466
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:30,295
- Really?
- Yes.
467
00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:32,817
Long white hair.
468
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,399
Found it on the victim's clothes.
469
00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:37,202
Wasn't sure what it was, but
yeah, totally screams Santa.
470
00:18:37,204 --> 00:18:39,938
I'll have it tested ASAP.
471
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,907
I could see if you're mentally troubled,
472
00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:44,644
you see someone with long
white hair commit a crime,
473
00:18:44,647 --> 00:18:46,313
you could call him Santa Claus.
474
00:18:46,316 --> 00:18:47,515
Right?
475
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:50,982
Kind of like this guy.
476
00:18:52,352 --> 00:18:54,152
ELLA: Uh, yeah.
477
00:18:54,155 --> 00:18:56,715
Dude looks exactly like
the creepy drunk Santa
478
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:57,956
at the mall when I was a kid.
479
00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:01,360
Too bad setting up an
interview would take forever...
480
00:19:01,362 --> 00:19:03,395
without a doctor's permission.
481
00:19:03,397 --> 00:19:05,263
Ooh.
482
00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,366
A doctor's permission...
483
00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:10,802
Yeah?
484
00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:13,071
Hey, Maze.
485
00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:14,518
You still want to help me?
486
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,108
(Linda exhales sharply)
487
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,143
Okay, so that was "God" God back there?
488
00:19:18,145 --> 00:19:19,745
As in capital "G"?
489
00:19:19,747 --> 00:19:21,079
I didn't bow. I should have bowed.
490
00:19:21,081 --> 00:19:22,414
You should have spit in His face.
491
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:23,749
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
492
00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:25,050
Then you're no use to me, Doctor.
493
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,418
What on earth are you doing here anyway?
494
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,387
Chloe sent me to check on
you because she was worried.
495
00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:29,755
(sighs) But now, I'm worried.
496
00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:31,056
Please tell me you're
not still planning on
497
00:19:31,058 --> 00:19:33,024
having your mom and
God destroy each other.
498
00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:35,026
Don't be silly. That
plan won't work anymore.
499
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,995
Oh. Oh, good. Maybe
I should've curtsied.
500
00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:38,730
Unfortunately, Dad
seems to be soft on Mum.
501
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,665
Like he still has feelings for her.
502
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,341
(gasps) Which gives me
another way to punish them,
503
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:45,263
far more tortuous than death.
504
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:46,623
And we're back to "not good."
505
00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:48,340
No, no, no, no, this is better.
506
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:51,716
And you, my dear doctor, are
going to help me. (laughs)
507
00:19:58,891 --> 00:20:00,691
LUCIFER: Okay, you've all been chosen
508
00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:02,960
to help with a very
special mission called
509
00:20:02,962 --> 00:20:05,196
"Operation Help Lucifer
Escape from the Hospital."
510
00:20:05,198 --> 00:20:07,138
Mm, that's a little on the nose, son.
511
00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:09,467
You are literally the judgiest
person in the universe.
512
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,310
You know that, Dad?
513
00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:11,201
PETE: Escape?
514
00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:13,033
But we get pudding here.
515
00:20:13,036 --> 00:20:15,773
Oh, look, I know the puddings are good,
516
00:20:15,775 --> 00:20:17,975
but there must be more
that you all desire.
517
00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:19,210
I mean, come on, Pete.
518
00:20:19,212 --> 00:20:20,745
I know desserts aren't the only thing
519
00:20:20,747 --> 00:20:22,346
that tickle your fancy, are they? Hmm?
520
00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:24,448
I do want to watch it all burn.
521
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,483
Right.
522
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,724
- (lighter flicks open)
- Then fire away.
523
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,819
Oh...
524
00:20:28,821 --> 00:20:29,954
Go, go, go, go, go.
525
00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:31,188
Right.
526
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,529
I want to turn the lights on... and off.
527
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,564
Good! Go!
528
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,825
I love a good rave.
529
00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:36,553
Who's next?
530
00:20:36,556 --> 00:20:37,789
I want to throw underwear at heads.
531
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:40,030
Laundry room! Right? Go
forth, people. Come on.
532
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,299
Liberate yourselves.
533
00:20:41,301 --> 00:20:43,200
Play to your strengths.
534
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,336
So this is your big plan
for busting us out of here.
535
00:20:45,338 --> 00:20:48,306
Encouraging a man to steal underwear?
536
00:20:48,308 --> 00:20:49,974
No, no. That was just for fun.
537
00:20:49,976 --> 00:20:51,275
(alarm ringing)
538
00:20:51,277 --> 00:20:53,678
That is how we're
gonna escape from here.
539
00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:56,914
Come on.
540
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,916
(alarm continues ringing)
541
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,052
(shouting in distance)
542
00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:05,856
♪ I live in a nameless town ♪
543
00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:07,858
♪ In a black out ♪
544
00:21:14,132 --> 00:21:19,203
♪ Many friends have said good-bye ♪
545
00:21:19,205 --> 00:21:24,875
♪ Paraded out in one proud line ♪
546
00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:29,413
♪ I say they all just lost their minds ♪
547
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:44,161
♪ Midnight where we used to dance ♪
548
00:21:44,163 --> 00:21:49,200
♪ Underneath the ugly halogen lamps ♪
549
00:21:49,202 --> 00:21:54,739
♪ Oh, it all went away so fast ♪
550
00:21:54,741 --> 00:21:57,942
♪ In a black out... ♪
551
00:21:57,944 --> 00:21:59,944
(alarm continues ringing, shouting)
552
00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:07,888
All right. It was a pretty good plan.
553
00:22:09,388 --> 00:22:10,988
Thank you.
554
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:12,554
You've got a, um...
555
00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:13,656
Hmm?
556
00:22:13,659 --> 00:22:15,726
(sighs) It's just... come here.
557
00:22:15,728 --> 00:22:16,712
(beeping)
558
00:22:16,715 --> 00:22:17,748
(lock clicks)
559
00:22:17,751 --> 00:22:18,850
Ah, right.
560
00:22:18,853 --> 00:22:20,819
Uh, Linda, Dad. Dad, Linda.
561
00:22:22,053 --> 00:22:24,515
A handshake'll do, my beautiful child.
562
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,991
- (distant sirens wailing)
- Okay.
563
00:22:25,994 --> 00:22:28,252
Right, are we finished? Come
on, let's get a wriggle on.
564
00:22:28,254 --> 00:22:30,388
Let's go.
565
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,760
(groans)
566
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:38,229
I've seen your mom
dress sluttier than this.
567
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,798
Okay, Maze, this is an interrogation
568
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,300
disguised as a casual dinner.
569
00:22:42,302 --> 00:22:43,835
There's no need to get dolled up.
570
00:22:43,837 --> 00:22:46,288
Please don't tell me you made
reservations at somewhere fancy.
571
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:48,139
Opposite of fancy.
572
00:22:48,141 --> 00:22:49,807
It's here.
573
00:22:49,809 --> 00:22:52,110
Here. Why?
574
00:22:52,112 --> 00:22:53,978
Well, duh, your bedroom's here.
575
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,546
Where else are we gonna have sex?
576
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,950
(sighs) For the last time, Maze,
we're not having a threesome.
577
00:22:58,952 --> 00:23:00,485
I'm okay to watch.
578
00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:02,487
- (knocking on door)
- Showtime.
579
00:23:08,144 --> 00:23:10,712
Oh, an orgy? Definitely off the table.
580
00:23:18,403 --> 00:23:20,404
Lucifer?
581
00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:26,410
What is it you wanted to show me?
582
00:23:28,781 --> 00:23:30,281
(scoffs)
583
00:23:34,386 --> 00:23:37,388
("True" by Spandau
Ballet begins playing)
584
00:23:44,696 --> 00:23:48,933
♪ Huh, huh, huh, hu-uh, huh... ♪
585
00:23:54,706 --> 00:23:57,074
Well, now.
586
00:23:57,076 --> 00:24:01,248
You are as radiant as
the moment we first met.
587
00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:04,823
Explain to me what's going on, please.
588
00:24:04,826 --> 00:24:07,418
I'm trying to recreate their first date.
589
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:10,363
You're... what? Wait.
590
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:14,368
You're trying to Parent Trap
God and the Divine Goddess?
591
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,403
What? It worked in the movie.
592
00:24:16,405 --> 00:24:18,105
Don't you see? With Dad here on Earth,
593
00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:19,440
I don't need the Flaming Sword
594
00:24:19,442 --> 00:24:21,976
or a trip to Heaven to exact my revenge.
595
00:24:21,978 --> 00:24:25,379
Okay, but how is having them
fall in love again revenge?
596
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,248
Oh, trust me, Doctor, after
a brief re-honeymoon period,
597
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:31,018
they'll start torturing each
other like they always do.
598
00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:32,353
(laughs)
599
00:24:32,355 --> 00:24:34,989
Mum and Dad together are
their own worst punishment.
600
00:24:34,991 --> 00:24:36,056
It's genius.
601
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,124
(chuckles)
602
00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:38,325
Do I know you?
603
00:24:38,327 --> 00:24:40,260
Only since the beginning of time.
604
00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:41,862
What is this?
605
00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:43,516
Where's Lucifer?
606
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:44,584
Aw, who knows.
607
00:24:44,587 --> 00:24:47,334
That son of ours is unpredictable,
608
00:24:47,336 --> 00:24:48,502
to say the least.
609
00:24:48,504 --> 00:24:51,205
♪ Huh, huh, huh, hu-uh, huh... ♪
610
00:24:51,207 --> 00:24:53,240
Husband?
611
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,576
Is this really you?
612
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,111
In the flesh.
613
00:24:57,113 --> 00:25:00,347
♪ I know this much is true ♪
614
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,350
(grunts)
615
00:25:03,352 --> 00:25:05,886
Oh! God...
616
00:25:05,888 --> 00:25:08,355
You put me in Hell, you bastard.
617
00:25:08,357 --> 00:25:09,390
(moans)
618
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:13,213
♪ This much is true ♪
619
00:25:13,267 --> 00:25:15,396
♪ This much is true. ♪
620
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,434
Uh, it's a great pizza.
621
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,003
Uh, never tried pineapple
and jalapeño before.
622
00:25:23,005 --> 00:25:24,304
Yes, I know.
623
00:25:24,306 --> 00:25:26,688
Uh, Maze has very eccentric tastes.
624
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,157
I would, I would've made something
625
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,535
if I had notice.
626
00:25:29,538 --> 00:25:30,870
You know. Any notice.
627
00:25:30,873 --> 00:25:32,173
No, no. I-It's great.
628
00:25:32,176 --> 00:25:33,871
You know, I like trying new things.
629
00:25:33,881 --> 00:25:35,761
- Meeting new people.
- Are you gonna eat that?
630
00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:38,818
N-No. No.
631
00:25:41,089 --> 00:25:44,224
So, um, Maze. Uh, where are you from?
632
00:25:44,226 --> 00:25:45,592
Hell.
633
00:25:45,594 --> 00:25:49,063
By the way, I changed the
sheets on Decker's bed.
634
00:25:49,065 --> 00:25:50,130
She's good to go.
635
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,498
Okay.
636
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,601
Excuse me. Maze, can I
speak to you for a second?
637
00:25:54,603 --> 00:25:55,936
(clears throat)
638
00:25:55,938 --> 00:25:58,405
Oh. (chuckles nervously)
639
00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:03,663
I like the shape of your head.
640
00:26:03,665 --> 00:26:05,365
CHLOE: What the hell are you doing?
641
00:26:05,367 --> 00:26:06,599
I'm not Lucifer.
642
00:26:06,602 --> 00:26:08,036
I don't need what he needs.
643
00:26:08,039 --> 00:26:09,769
What I need is a friend.
644
00:26:09,771 --> 00:26:11,904
You want your privacy.
645
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:13,724
Gotcha, Decker.
646
00:26:13,727 --> 00:26:15,641
Psst.
647
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,880
(exhales)
648
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,229
Excuse my roommate. Sh...
649
00:26:24,232 --> 00:26:27,152
No, that's, uh, it's
nothing compared to the, uh,
650
00:26:27,155 --> 00:26:29,255
intriguing folks I deal with at work.
651
00:26:29,257 --> 00:26:32,392
I can imagine. I-I actually
would love to hear about that.
652
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:37,797
Why are you here?
653
00:26:37,799 --> 00:26:41,851
I wasn't planning on having
sex with you again, but...
654
00:26:41,854 --> 00:26:43,336
Whatever, right?
655
00:26:43,338 --> 00:26:44,871
At least someone's getting laid.
656
00:26:47,161 --> 00:26:49,429
I'm not here for sex, Maze.
657
00:26:49,447 --> 00:26:51,781
Okay. Then, what?
658
00:26:53,347 --> 00:26:54,881
I just...
659
00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,898
There's not much time before we're gone.
660
00:26:59,901 --> 00:27:01,888
What, are you going on a vacation?
661
00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,624
I'm not sure I'd call what
Lucifer, Mom and I are doing
662
00:27:04,626 --> 00:27:06,759
going a vacation, but...
663
00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:11,031
(sighs)
664
00:27:11,034 --> 00:27:13,101
Lucifer didn't tell you.
665
00:27:13,104 --> 00:27:15,468
Tell me what?
666
00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:22,275
I told you never to lie
to me again, Amenadiel.
667
00:27:23,864 --> 00:27:25,378
Tell me what?
668
00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,382
We're all going back to Heaven.
669
00:27:35,889 --> 00:27:39,325
So tell me, how, how do you
have your job and stay sane?
670
00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,722
(exhaling): Oh, uh...
671
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:42,495
Years of practice, um...
672
00:27:42,497 --> 00:27:44,464
Drugs. Mostly drugs.
673
00:27:44,466 --> 00:27:45,948
Mm. (laughs)
674
00:27:45,951 --> 00:27:47,800
But, um, but, seriously, um, I just...
675
00:27:47,802 --> 00:27:49,274
I try and see beneath the DSM.
676
00:27:49,277 --> 00:27:51,671
Try to remember that each
one of them is a person.
677
00:27:51,673 --> 00:27:55,675
Yeah. I, uh, I saw this
older gentleman the other day.
678
00:27:55,677 --> 00:27:58,282
Uh, long white hair. White beard.
679
00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:00,018
He reminded me of my crazy Uncle Al.
680
00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:02,347
- You must be talking about Dale.
- Yeah, what's his deal?
681
00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:04,750
Is he one of the violent ones?
682
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,787
Um...
683
00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:09,222
Uh...
684
00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:13,385
Um, what kind of civil
servant are you, exactly?
685
00:28:13,388 --> 00:28:14,494
(phone chimes)
686
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:20,166
Wow. Well, this evening just
got even more interesting.
687
00:28:20,168 --> 00:28:22,502
Apparently, your co-worker,
Lucifer, just escaped
688
00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:25,238
and took God Johnson with him.
689
00:28:32,195 --> 00:28:34,095
What's he doing here, Lucifer?
690
00:28:34,098 --> 00:28:36,049
I don't know. You married him.
691
00:28:36,051 --> 00:28:38,518
Well, it kind of ruins our plans
to storm the Gates of Heaven
692
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,053
and destroy him.
693
00:28:40,055 --> 00:28:42,555
Well, I'm thinking we might
not need to do that anymore.
694
00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:45,525
I will never forgive him, if
that's what you're getting at.
695
00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:46,860
The point is, Mum,
696
00:28:46,862 --> 00:28:51,397
that I think Dad...
sincerely misses you.
697
00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:52,866
(scoffs)
698
00:28:52,868 --> 00:28:54,801
Well, of course I do. How could I not?
699
00:28:54,803 --> 00:28:56,703
Look at you.
700
00:28:57,738 --> 00:29:00,573
An absolute vision.
701
00:29:00,575 --> 00:29:02,308
Glowing, even now.
702
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:05,378
Oh, you have no idea. (laughs softly)
703
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:07,413
I'm just gonna... Doctor.
704
00:29:07,415 --> 00:29:10,416
For the life of me, I can't even
remember why we were fighting.
705
00:29:10,418 --> 00:29:12,418
The flames? Eternal damnation?
706
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,320
The... Kind of hard to forget.
707
00:29:14,322 --> 00:29:17,490
JOHNSON: I am so sorry
that you suffered.
708
00:29:17,492 --> 00:29:20,593
Well, I su... suppose I should apologize
709
00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:23,429
for trying to destroy your precious toy
710
00:29:23,431 --> 00:29:26,733
with floods and with
plagues and whatnot.
711
00:29:26,735 --> 00:29:29,602
I guess humanity isn't entirely awful.
712
00:29:29,604 --> 00:29:31,871
They did make vodka.
713
00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:33,439
Roller coasters.
714
00:29:33,441 --> 00:29:34,983
Triple crème Brie.
715
00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:38,711
You hear about dancing?
716
00:29:38,713 --> 00:29:41,748
Yes, I actually did some
of that on a table, once.
717
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,984
("Can't Take My Eyes Off
Of You" begins playing)
718
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,956
Would you do me this honor?
719
00:29:56,530 --> 00:30:00,366
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
720
00:30:00,368 --> 00:30:03,970
♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪
721
00:30:03,972 --> 00:30:08,775
♪ You'd be like heaven to touch... ♪
722
00:30:08,777 --> 00:30:12,445
You sure it's revenge you're after?
723
00:30:12,447 --> 00:30:14,881
Of course it is. What else would it be?
724
00:30:14,883 --> 00:30:19,752
♪ And I'm so glad I'm alive ♪
725
00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:23,623
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
726
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,725
What's the matter?
727
00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:27,493
This.
728
00:30:27,495 --> 00:30:29,162
I didn't think this was possible.
729
00:30:29,164 --> 00:30:30,964
It wasn't part of the plan.
730
00:30:30,966 --> 00:30:33,533
So, maybe...
731
00:30:33,535 --> 00:30:36,536
maybe we make a new plan.
732
00:30:36,538 --> 00:30:38,738
This time, we make it together.
733
00:30:40,608 --> 00:30:43,343
♪ I love you, baby ♪
734
00:30:43,345 --> 00:30:44,911
♪ And if it's quite all right ♪
735
00:30:44,913 --> 00:30:46,846
♪ I need you, baby ♪
736
00:30:46,848 --> 00:30:49,137
♪ To warm the lonely nights ♪
737
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,384
♪ I love you, baby ♪
738
00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:53,344
- ♪ Trust in me when I say ♪
- (door opens)
739
00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:55,121
Lucifer!
740
00:30:55,123 --> 00:30:57,123
Detective!
741
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,992
Seriously?
742
00:30:58,994 --> 00:31:00,860
♪ Don't bring me down, I pray ♪
743
00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:01,995
♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
744
00:31:01,997 --> 00:31:03,396
Okay, outside now.
745
00:31:03,398 --> 00:31:04,736
♪ Now that I've found you stay ♪
746
00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:07,674
♪ And let me love you. ♪
747
00:31:07,677 --> 00:31:09,252
CHLOE: First you check yourself
748
00:31:09,255 --> 00:31:10,736
into a mental hospital,
749
00:31:10,739 --> 00:31:13,773
only to kidnap another
patient and escape.
750
00:31:13,775 --> 00:31:16,009
Lucifer, how is that helping?
751
00:31:16,011 --> 00:31:18,611
Well, i-if you must know,
752
00:31:18,613 --> 00:31:20,880
God Johnson is indeed my father,
753
00:31:20,882 --> 00:31:23,516
and, uh, I needed to
do a little matchmaking.
754
00:31:23,518 --> 00:31:25,084
(sighs)
755
00:31:25,086 --> 00:31:27,153
With him and Charlotte Richards?
756
00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:29,822
I mean, I'm scared to know
how she ties into all this.
757
00:31:29,824 --> 00:31:32,558
Well, never mind that.
What about our killer?
758
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,727
Hmm? Did you find proof of Santa Claus?
759
00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:35,762
Time for your meds.
760
00:31:35,764 --> 00:31:37,096
Ooh, lovely.
761
00:31:37,098 --> 00:31:39,832
Thank you. Right.
762
00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:41,834
Unexpected perk of the place. (chuckles)
763
00:31:41,836 --> 00:31:43,136
Maybe it's a good thing
764
00:31:43,138 --> 00:31:46,379
there's another day on
your 72-hour hold. You know?
765
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:48,641
Maybe being here is the
best thing for you right now.
766
00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:49,842
Okay.
767
00:31:54,768 --> 00:31:57,884
(knocking on door)
768
00:31:57,886 --> 00:31:59,118
Hey.
769
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,948
I just wanted to say
770
00:32:00,951 --> 00:32:03,790
that I'm sorry I lied.
771
00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:07,593
I, um...
772
00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:09,462
Sometimes with work,
773
00:32:09,464 --> 00:32:10,863
I get shortsighted.
774
00:32:10,865 --> 00:32:12,999
And I never wanted to...
775
00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:14,000
Use me?
776
00:32:16,036 --> 00:32:18,004
(quietly): Yeah.
777
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,842
If you had just been up-front with me,
778
00:32:22,844 --> 00:32:25,645
I would've told you that Dale,
the guy you were asking about,
779
00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:27,046
he's been here for 15 years.
780
00:32:27,048 --> 00:32:31,684
Yeah, he can seem a bit
prickly, but he's a teddy bear.
781
00:32:31,686 --> 00:32:33,586
He's got no violent tendencies.
782
00:32:33,588 --> 00:32:36,116
There is just no way he'd kill someone.
783
00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:37,385
All right.
784
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:41,994
Legally, I can't let you
look at Dale's medical file.
785
00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:44,764
But, um...
786
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:47,767
what happens when I turn away is, um,
787
00:32:47,769 --> 00:32:48,768
out of my hands.
788
00:32:48,770 --> 00:32:51,437
Thank you.
789
00:32:51,439 --> 00:32:53,673
(quietly): Yeah.
790
00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:57,710
Ooh, look, a Nigerian
prince needs my help.
791
00:32:57,712 --> 00:32:59,712
Wow.
792
00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,514
Thanks.
793
00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:07,587
Santa Claus?
794
00:33:08,573 --> 00:33:10,123
Okay, so what's the big deal?
795
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,457
Someone dresses up as Santa every year.
796
00:33:11,459 --> 00:33:12,244
Patients love it.
797
00:33:12,247 --> 00:33:13,793
Yeah, well, that someone
could be the killer.
798
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:14,927
But a different person
does it every year.
799
00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,896
Even I did it a few years back.
800
00:33:16,898 --> 00:33:19,832
Okay, we store the, uh, costume in here.
801
00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,437
Wait, wait, wait.
802
00:33:24,439 --> 00:33:25,938
(clears throat)
803
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,581
Where's the beard? The red hat?
804
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,550
- It should be in there.
- Okay, two things.
805
00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:40,953
Who else has a key to
that cabinet? And...
806
00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:42,855
I need you to put these on.
807
00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,324
Ooh, ooh.
808
00:33:45,326 --> 00:33:48,094
These drugs are a bit
different, aren't they?
809
00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:51,430
'Cause I can't feel my tongue.
810
00:33:51,432 --> 00:33:54,567
Oh. Hello, pretty kitty,
811
00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:57,403
kitty, kitty, kitty...
812
00:33:57,405 --> 00:34:00,773
Santa, you're here as well?
813
00:34:00,775 --> 00:34:03,442
Oh, I'm afraid I've been a naughty boy.
814
00:34:03,444 --> 00:34:04,571
(grunts)
815
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,151
LUCIFER: You may want to rethink this.
816
00:34:11,245 --> 00:34:13,852
You see, I am actually the Devil.
817
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,777
(distorted): No, you're not the Devil.
818
00:34:15,779 --> 00:34:18,447
You're just a man who's
delusional in a mental hospital.
819
00:34:18,449 --> 00:34:20,315
You made it all up.
820
00:34:20,317 --> 00:34:21,383
So...
821
00:34:21,964 --> 00:34:23,732
I'm not the Devil.
822
00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:26,554
I'm just a man who's delusional.
823
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,039
I made it all up.
824
00:34:28,158 --> 00:34:30,625
I made it all up!
825
00:34:30,627 --> 00:34:34,863
I made it all up. (chuckles)
826
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,399
Hello, son.
827
00:34:37,401 --> 00:34:38,567
Dad!
828
00:34:38,569 --> 00:34:40,986
See? I am the Devil.
829
00:34:40,989 --> 00:34:42,904
Nice try, Santa.
830
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:43,955
(chuckles)
831
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,885
- Tell me what you told the police.
- Only the truth.
832
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:50,968
That you, Mr. Kringle,
are a cold-blooded killer.
833
00:34:50,971 --> 00:34:53,695
- What else?
- What do you want to know, Nurse Kipsy?
834
00:35:03,261 --> 00:35:05,061
Why aren't the drugs working on you?
835
00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:06,363
Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
836
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:08,606
It's because he's God!
837
00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:10,166
LUCIFER: Uh, oh.
838
00:35:10,168 --> 00:35:11,501
Hey.
839
00:35:11,503 --> 00:35:13,069
Hey, they shouldn't be working
840
00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:14,938
on me, either, but...
841
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,339
Is the detective still here?
842
00:35:16,341 --> 00:35:18,375
- That might explain it.
- Shut up.
843
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:20,176
- Okay.
- KIPSY: Doesn't matter.
844
00:35:20,178 --> 00:35:22,445
Now you know it's me,
I have to kill you both.
845
00:35:22,447 --> 00:35:24,981
(sighs)
846
00:35:27,518 --> 00:35:28,652
What's that for?
847
00:35:28,654 --> 00:35:30,086
A long shot.
848
00:35:38,996 --> 00:35:40,563
Okay.
849
00:35:40,565 --> 00:35:42,899
(camera clicks)
850
00:35:42,901 --> 00:35:45,135
That's got to be the
coolest thing I've ever seen.
851
00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:47,604
I'd-I'd applaud, you
know, if I weren't cuffed.
852
00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:49,606
Sorry about that.
It's just a precaution.
853
00:35:49,608 --> 00:35:51,141
- Hey, I get it.
- (cell phone beeps)
854
00:35:51,143 --> 00:35:52,676
- Bingo.
- Wow.
855
00:35:52,678 --> 00:35:53,943
That was fast.
856
00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:55,178
Yeah, you don't know Ella.
857
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:58,014
The print belongs to
one Patricia Hightower.
858
00:35:58,016 --> 00:35:59,549
We have a patient named Sue Hightower,
859
00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:01,084
the one God Johnson attacked.
860
00:36:01,086 --> 00:36:04,187
Okay. I'm waiting on a DMV photo.
861
00:36:04,189 --> 00:36:05,422
(cell phone beeps)
862
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,864
She looks familiar.
863
00:36:08,059 --> 00:36:09,359
That's Nurse Kipsy.
864
00:36:09,361 --> 00:36:11,161
KIPSY: I changed my name
865
00:36:11,163 --> 00:36:13,026
so no one would know she's my mother.
866
00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:19,636
She was a raging bitch my entire life.
867
00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:23,573
Controlling, manipulative...
868
00:36:23,575 --> 00:36:26,407
She tortured me.
869
00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:29,258
So I decided to torture her.
870
00:36:29,261 --> 00:36:31,247
Pumped her full of
drugs, drove her crazy.
871
00:36:31,249 --> 00:36:33,249
Preaching to the choir, sister.
872
00:36:33,251 --> 00:36:34,517
Evil parents
873
00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:35,952
deserve to be punished.
874
00:36:35,954 --> 00:36:38,888
You had every right to destroy her.
875
00:36:40,057 --> 00:36:41,257
But what about the orderly?
876
00:36:41,259 --> 00:36:43,259
He found out what I was doing.
877
00:36:43,261 --> 00:36:44,994
He... said he was gonna turn me in.
878
00:36:44,996 --> 00:36:45,995
I had no choice.
879
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:47,530
No, he was innocent
880
00:36:47,532 --> 00:36:48,980
and you killed him,
881
00:36:48,983 --> 00:36:51,964
so I am gonna have to punish you.
882
00:36:51,967 --> 00:36:54,368
(grunts)
883
00:36:55,904 --> 00:36:57,905
Why aren't I pulverizing you?
884
00:36:57,908 --> 00:37:01,242
Uh, one because you're a nutjob.
885
00:37:01,244 --> 00:37:02,577
And two,
886
00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:04,546
because I switched out your normal meds
887
00:37:04,548 --> 00:37:06,514
with a massive dose of Haldol.
888
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:07,649
(chuckles)
889
00:37:07,651 --> 00:37:09,417
You know...
890
00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:11,929
they don't normally
891
00:37:11,932 --> 00:37:13,421
let patients wear belts.
892
00:37:13,423 --> 00:37:15,690
Suicide risk.
893
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,540
So, thank you for getting a
special dispensation for yours
894
00:37:18,543 --> 00:37:20,618
because now I got it.
895
00:37:20,621 --> 00:37:22,931
God is gonna kill Lucifer,
896
00:37:22,933 --> 00:37:24,366
then hang himself.
897
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,735
(chuckles)
898
00:37:26,737 --> 00:37:29,604
Kind of poetic, don't you think?
899
00:37:29,606 --> 00:37:31,539
Gonna go find a ladder.
900
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,608
Oh, a ladder. (chuckles)
901
00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:34,743
JOHNSON: Now, I had no idea
902
00:37:34,745 --> 00:37:37,145
you were so angry with me.
903
00:37:37,147 --> 00:37:38,847
Really?
904
00:37:38,849 --> 00:37:41,925
'Cause I... I've been
pretty up-front about it.
905
00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:44,352
But to want to destroy me?
906
00:37:44,354 --> 00:37:46,554
That's pretty serious.
907
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,623
You mind telling me why?
908
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:51,760
Because...
909
00:37:51,762 --> 00:37:54,496
because I'm your son.
910
00:37:54,498 --> 00:37:56,765
And...
911
00:37:58,801 --> 00:38:00,502
you rejected me.
912
00:38:01,504 --> 00:38:03,371
Oh.
913
00:38:05,174 --> 00:38:07,642
Well, then I guess I
can't say as I blame you.
914
00:38:07,644 --> 00:38:09,498
Fact of the matter is,
915
00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:10,800
I don't even remember why
916
00:38:10,803 --> 00:38:12,483
I was ever so angry
with you to begin with.
917
00:38:15,048 --> 00:38:18,697
For what it's worth...
918
00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:21,534
I am sorry.
919
00:38:21,536 --> 00:38:24,103
I truly am.
920
00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:27,506
And I am proud of you, Samael.
921
00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:29,508
I am proud of the man you've become.
922
00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,380
So, what do you say...
923
00:38:34,382 --> 00:38:35,781
Wait, no.
924
00:38:35,783 --> 00:38:37,016
Not... not my belt.
925
00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:38,284
You can't take my belt. It's mine.
926
00:38:38,286 --> 00:38:40,681
Patricia Hightower, LAPD. Don't move.
927
00:38:40,684 --> 00:38:42,521
(belt clatters on floor)
928
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:45,491
Detective. (whoops)
929
00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:47,126
You okay?
930
00:38:47,128 --> 00:38:48,461
Honestly...
931
00:38:48,463 --> 00:38:50,801
I've never felt better.
932
00:38:51,565 --> 00:38:54,725
(grunts)
933
00:38:54,728 --> 00:38:57,262
What this? What-What just happened?
934
00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:59,999
What are you talking
about? We just beat Santa.
935
00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,174
Who are you?
936
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:03,275
It's me, Dad.
937
00:39:03,277 --> 00:39:05,144
Lucifer.
938
00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,754
Does someone want to tell
me what the hell is going on?
939
00:39:07,757 --> 00:39:09,857
Get me out of these damn things.
940
00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,736
"The piece is here."
941
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:29,702
(scoffs)
942
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:31,770
Well, what do you know.
943
00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:33,389
It fits perfectly.
944
00:39:33,392 --> 00:39:36,059
Yes, I think this is what
Uriel was trying to tell me.
945
00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,445
Just before he died,
946
00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:42,181
he whispered in my ear,
"The piece is here."
947
00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:44,350
I mean, I thought it
was nonsense, but...
948
00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:46,218
this must be why the
sword wasn't working.
949
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,453
It wasn't complete.
950
00:39:47,455 --> 00:39:49,188
Dad supposedly destroyed
the Flaming Sword
951
00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:50,256
after the rebellion.
952
00:39:50,258 --> 00:39:51,790
So, are you saying
953
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:54,376
he just broke it into two
pieces? Azrael's blade...
954
00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:55,094
And this.
955
00:39:55,096 --> 00:39:57,763
Yes, which somehow ended up on Earth.
956
00:39:57,765 --> 00:39:59,665
Its power probably awakened
957
00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:03,322
when Azrael's blade ended up here, too.
958
00:40:03,336 --> 00:40:05,671
Which is when Mr. Johnson
must've stumbled upon it.
959
00:40:05,673 --> 00:40:07,444
But why did he think he was father?
960
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:10,876
Well, I mean, Azrael's
blade inspired death.
961
00:40:10,878 --> 00:40:14,547
Maybe this piece activated
the opposite... life.
962
00:40:14,549 --> 00:40:16,578
Healing. Gave him the power
963
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,047
and knowledge of the divine.
964
00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:20,885
And when he found out that
he could heal like that, he...
965
00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:22,119
he thought he was God.
966
00:40:22,121 --> 00:40:23,654
What's more important is that
967
00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:26,724
now the sword's complete,
we can get on with our plan.
968
00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:29,059
So... the...
969
00:40:29,061 --> 00:40:30,895
(sighs)
970
00:40:30,897 --> 00:40:33,564
Or not.
971
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:40,438
Maybe there's another piece missing.
972
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,861
Or maybe a dragon has to breathe on it.
973
00:40:42,864 --> 00:40:43,958
Who knows?
974
00:40:43,961 --> 00:40:45,576
Well, maybe Mum does.
975
00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:47,445
Did...
976
00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:49,079
Where is she, anyway?
977
00:40:49,081 --> 00:40:51,515
(knock on door)
978
00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,855
I thought I made myself clear.
979
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,725
I kissed a man today.
980
00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,360
What's your deal?
981
00:41:03,362 --> 00:41:05,696
I thought he was my ex-husband.
982
00:41:05,698 --> 00:41:07,965
When I kissed him,
983
00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:10,901
I realized it wasn't him.
984
00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:13,003
And the strangest part is,
985
00:41:13,005 --> 00:41:15,873
I don't know what's more upsetting...
986
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:18,542
that it wasn't him? (chuckles)
987
00:41:21,368 --> 00:41:24,259
Or that I... I wished it was.
988
00:41:24,262 --> 00:41:25,649
Wow.
989
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,852
I just don't want to be alone.
990
00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:31,555
Could we just hold each other?
991
00:41:31,557 --> 00:41:34,925
Please?
992
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,831
With your pants off, of course.
993
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,309
I still can't believe I
gave all my money away.
994
00:41:52,311 --> 00:41:53,944
Well, if it's any consolation,
995
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:56,847
- you haven't exactly been yourself of late.
- Yeah.
996
00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,616
Listen, I wanted to ask you...
997
00:41:58,618 --> 00:42:00,924
what's the last thing you remember?
998
00:42:00,927 --> 00:42:03,354
I was in New Mexico for work,
999
00:42:03,356 --> 00:42:05,723
I was walking through
this Navajo gift shop.
1000
00:42:05,725 --> 00:42:09,093
I saw a cool belt buckle,
so I picked it up, and...
1001
00:42:09,095 --> 00:42:10,878
next thing I knew, I woke up
1002
00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:12,281
strapped to a gurney next to you.
1003
00:42:12,284 --> 00:42:13,964
- Lucky you.
- Yeah.
1004
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,799
Hey, they, uh,
1005
00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:17,067
they say we was arguing.
1006
00:42:17,069 --> 00:42:20,571
If I did or said something
to upset you, I apologize.
1007
00:42:20,573 --> 00:42:23,907
No, no, you were quite lovely actually.
1008
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:28,511
For a brief moment, I
thought you were my father.
1009
00:42:28,514 --> 00:42:29,813
(chuckles)
1010
00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:32,683
A man for whom I harbor a
great deal of resentment.
1011
00:42:32,685 --> 00:42:35,088
And you said some things
1012
00:42:35,091 --> 00:42:37,955
that I think I wish
he'd always said to me,
1013
00:42:37,957 --> 00:42:40,791
so for that I thank you.
1014
00:42:40,793 --> 00:42:44,063
Well, I guess even a blind squirrel
1015
00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:45,386
catches a nut every now and then.
1016
00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:47,471
You take care of yourself.
1017
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,171
Hey, does this mean you're
not angry at your dad anymore?
1018
00:42:53,174 --> 00:42:54,905
No, I'm not angry.
1019
00:42:54,907 --> 00:42:57,088
I'm bloody furious.
1020
00:42:58,043 --> 00:42:59,476
'Cause I realized that my father
1021
00:42:59,478 --> 00:43:01,946
would never say those things to me.
1022
00:43:01,948 --> 00:43:03,981
And for that...
1023
00:43:04,644 --> 00:43:06,817
I hate him all the more.
1024
00:43:11,973 --> 00:43:16,106
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