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Previously on Young Sheldon..
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Why do you look like you're gonna cry?
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A year ago, I was a TV
weather girl in San Antonio,
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and now I'm living in a
garage with the 17-year-old
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who got me pregnant.
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I'll be 18 before you know it.
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But not before you're a father!
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It's gonna be okay.
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Is it?
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I peed in the sink last night.
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Trust me. I'll fix this.
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Make yourself at home.
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Oh. Thank you so much.
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It's only temporary. I promise.
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Oh. No problem.
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Stay as long as you need.
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Bathroom's right down the hall.
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Oh, boy, a bathroom.
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Here you go...
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Scrambled eggs, bacon,
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biscuits and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
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Thank you. Looks amazing.
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Where's mine?
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You're not pregnant. She is.
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Well, I like to think we're pregnant.
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Really?
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Are your ankles swollen?
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Did you throw up this morning?
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Are you constipated?
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No, dear.
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Stop calling me "dear."
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I'm not your dear.
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You want breakfast, eggs are here,
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stove is there.
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Knock yourself out.
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I get she's pregnant.
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I don't know why you're so moody.
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On the count of three...
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I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
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Have a good day, Mama.
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Ugh. "Mama."
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Since losing his job,
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one of the few upsides for my dad
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was having the house to himself
to enjoy some peace and quiet.
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Billy!
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Stop feeding the chickens Cap'n Crunch!
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- But they like it.
- We've been over this.
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You don't eat their food,
they don't eat yours.
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Everything okay over there?
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Yeah.
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Doesn't sound okay.
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Oh. You don't want to know.
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Tell me.
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He's failing math,
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and they might hold him back.
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That's rough.
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I try helping him, but math
was never my strong suit.
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Yeah, I hear ya.
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And when you do try to
help 'em, they realize
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how dumb you are.
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You think...
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Sheldon would help Billy?
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I'm not sure helping
others is where he shines.
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Pissing 'em off...
He's got that down cold.
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Well, then I'm screwed.
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I can't afford a tutor.
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Let me talk to Sheldon,
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see what I can do.
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Appreciate it.
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Mom, look!
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That chicken is not a hat!
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Hurry.
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Hey. How was school?
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Sucked.
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Language.
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You asked, and it did.
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What happened?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Are you sure?
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I'm a pretty good listener.
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Then why didn't you hear me say
I don't want to talk about it?
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- Is this about a boy?
- Mom.
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I-I do have some
experience on the subject.
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Please, the only two boys
you have experience with
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are Dad and Jesus.
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I'm gonna go talk to Meemaw.
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I know other boys.
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And then he walked right on
by me like I wasn't there.
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Does he even know you like him?
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I don't know. I've ignored
him, been mean to him.
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What else can I do?
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Sounds like you've tried everything.
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Okay.
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I've got an idea.
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Why don't you just tell him?
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But what if he doesn't like me back?
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I would die.
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You will not die.
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Oh, yes, I will. I will be dead,
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and you will be sad at my funeral.
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How about this...
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Why don't you get one
of your girlfriends
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to find out how he feels about you.
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- Why?
- Because then you don't
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have to put yourself on the spot.
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Okay. And if he doesn't like me back,
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I'll just keep being
mean to him until he does.
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I don't know why that works.
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Men are dumb.
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Does that mean we're
dumb for liking 'em?
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It's not a good look for us.
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You busy?
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Yes, but I'm also excellent
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at bifurcating my
cognitive abilities. Hit me.
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Billy is struggling with math, and, mm,
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his mom was hoping that
you could tutor him.
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I could.
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- Great.
- But I won't.
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Why not?
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Because me teaching Billy
is like trying to use
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the gravitational
power of a neutron star
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to change the spin of a boson.
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Don't do that.
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If he doesn't pass math,
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they're gonna hold him back.
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That's the system working.
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Very Darwinian.
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Yeah. Never mind.
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Yeah, I told Brenda teaching
wasn't really your thing.
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Well, it's not that I can't do it.
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Don't worry about it.
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You're good at a lot of things.
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Teaching just ain't one of 'em.
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I know what you're doing.
It's reverse psychology.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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It's childish and obvious.
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- So you'll do it?
- Yes, I'll do it.
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Thanks for the pie.
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Mandy keeps bringing all
these leftovers from the diner.
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Well, she's lucky to have you.
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Mm-hmm.
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And Missy, too.
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Lucky, lucky.
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Oh, it's killing you, isn't it?
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What? No.
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I...
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I am happy
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that she has an adult she can confide in
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about...
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Come on. Just tell me.
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I would.
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But the bond between a girl
and her grandmother is...
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sacred.
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I am her mother and I am your daughter.
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Give me something.
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It's just boy stuff, okay?
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That she'd rather talk to you about.
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That's right.
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There you go.
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Eat those feelings.
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All right, I'm given
to understand you have
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a test coming up on negative
numbers and fractions.
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Yeah.
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So, what part don't you understand?
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Oh, boy.
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Let's take it back a step.
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Where do you stand on
addition, subtraction,
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multiplication and division?
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I'm against it.
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Oh, boy.
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Hope you like tuna salad.
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I brought you a whole tub.
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How old is it?
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I don't know, but the clock's ticking.
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Meemaw?
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Uh-oh.
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We need to talk.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- What's going on?
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I told Heather that I liked Kevin
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so she could find out
if he liked me back.
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Then she asked him out.
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- What?
- She didn't even think
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he was cute until I said I liked him.
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Well, why'd you tell her?
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She told me to.
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'Cause that's how you find out
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if somebody likes you in school.
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That's o-one way.
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Why? What would you have done?
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Uh, well, you put him on Heather's radar
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when you said you liked him.
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I probably would have dropped a note
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in his locker or asked
one of his guy friends.
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That makes so much more sense.
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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I gave you good advice.
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It's not my fault Heather sucks.
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So what do I do now?
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Well, the first thing...
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I was talking to her.
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Okay, your basic arithmetic skills
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are disappointing but functional.
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Thank you.
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All right, let's talk
about negative numbers.
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I'm all ear.
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"Ears."
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No. "Ear."
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This one's clogged.
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Right. Okay.
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Negative numbers are numbers
that are less than zero.
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- But zero's nothing.
- Yes.
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So how can you have less than nothing?
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Let's see.
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How about this?
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If you have a dollar, that's one.
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If you have no dollars, that's zero.
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But if you owe me a
dollar, that's negative one.
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Does that make sense?
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I think so.
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All right, we're making progress.
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Mom!
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I owe Sheldon a dollar.
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Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell Heather
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what a bitch she is
in front of everyone.
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No, no, no. Don't show your cards.
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- Tomorrow, you're gonna be her best friend.
- Why?
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'Cause then she'll tell you things,
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and you can use those
things against her.
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Oh. You're good.
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I know.
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It's nice to have someone
to talk to about this stuff.
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My mom's pretty religious,
and my meemaw's kind of old.
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Hey.
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I'm sitting right here.
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Evening.
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I thought you were with Missy.
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Oh.
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I thought it was a good
idea if she talked to Mandy.
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They're closer in age.
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She threw you over, didn't she?
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Without hesitation.
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Stings, don't it?
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It do.
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Well, regardless,
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I'm glad Missy has
someone she can talk to.
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- Like a big sister.
- Yeah.
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Who got knocked up by a
17-year-old knucklehead.
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Why does she want to
talk to her instead of us?
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Pisses me off.
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Hey. What's up?
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Nothing. Just making dinner.
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What's going on with you?
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Just trying to stay busy.
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Keep my mind off the fact
that the mother of my child
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doesn't want me around.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Hey. Maybe you could put
in a good word for me.
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And what would that word be?
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Take your pick. Dependable.
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Hardworking. Trustworthy.
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- Sexy.
- Georgie.
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You're right.
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Sexy's how I got into this pickle.
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And if you add negative
one and positive one,
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you get?
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Zero?
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Correct.
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I think I understand.
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- Good.
- One question...
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How can you have zero
if zero is nothing?
273
00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,409
It's not something that you have.
274
00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:23,845
Zero represents a state of nothingness.
275
00:09:25,192 --> 00:09:26,320
What does that mean?
276
00:09:26,322 --> 00:09:27,971
It's nothingness.
277
00:09:27,973 --> 00:09:29,843
The absence of somethingness.
278
00:09:30,748 --> 00:09:32,187
Trust me, zero is a thing.
279
00:09:32,189 --> 00:09:34,056
But you just said it's a nothing.
280
00:09:34,058 --> 00:09:35,750
I did.
281
00:09:35,752 --> 00:09:37,576
Which is it?
282
00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,401
A something or a nothing?
283
00:09:42,274 --> 00:09:43,550
We have a problem.
284
00:09:43,553 --> 00:09:44,660
What?
285
00:09:44,662 --> 00:09:46,181
Zero might not exist.
286
00:09:46,183 --> 00:09:49,511
Of course zero exists.
287
00:09:49,514 --> 00:09:51,250
Great. Then explain it to me.
288
00:09:51,253 --> 00:09:53,525
Easy. Zero is nothing.
289
00:09:53,528 --> 00:09:56,556
But how can nothing be a thing?
290
00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:57,959
Think of it this way...
291
00:09:57,961 --> 00:10:00,088
Picture an empty box.
292
00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,322
All right.
293
00:10:01,325 --> 00:10:02,670
What's in the box?
294
00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:03,834
Nothing.
295
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,215
It's not nothing. Air,
atoms, molecules...
296
00:10:06,218 --> 00:10:08,476
That empty box is as
full as full can be.
297
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,866
Regardless,
298
00:10:10,868 --> 00:10:13,169
zero is very important.
299
00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:14,821
I'm not saying it isn't important.
300
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,864
I'm just saying the little
round guy ain't real.
301
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,863
You're being silly.
302
00:10:18,865 --> 00:10:20,906
Zero is a number,
303
00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:22,774
like every other number.
304
00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:24,642
Oh, yeah? Can you divide with it?
305
00:10:24,644 --> 00:10:26,209
Well...
306
00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:28,365
No.
307
00:10:28,368 --> 00:10:30,291
In fact, the Greek
philosopher Parmenides said,
308
00:10:30,294 --> 00:10:32,814
"Nothing cannot exist,
because to speak of something
309
00:10:32,816 --> 00:10:35,464
is to speak of something that exists."
310
00:10:35,466 --> 00:10:37,768
Well, I suppose...
311
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,720
you could look at it that way.
312
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,242
Dr. Sturgis,
313
00:10:41,245 --> 00:10:42,765
zero isn't real.
314
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:47,200
I feel dizzy.
315
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,396
Need any help making dinner?
316
00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:53,630
You?
317
00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:54,774
Yeah.
318
00:10:54,777 --> 00:10:56,368
Since when?
319
00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:59,237
Since I thought I should learn
to cook for Mandy and the baby.
320
00:10:59,239 --> 00:11:03,409
Georgie, that is the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.
321
00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:04,930
Well, I'm a sweet boy.
322
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,407
So what are we doing here?
323
00:11:07,409 --> 00:11:09,233
We are peeling potatoes.
324
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,362
Cool.
325
00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:11,666
Why?
326
00:11:11,668 --> 00:11:13,492
'Cause we're making mashed potatoes
327
00:11:13,494 --> 00:11:15,099
and we don't want the skins in 'em.
328
00:11:15,101 --> 00:11:16,533
Uh-huh.
329
00:11:16,535 --> 00:11:18,403
Why?
330
00:11:18,405 --> 00:11:21,013
'Cause mashed potatoes
are supposed to be smooth.
331
00:11:21,016 --> 00:11:22,230
Hmm.
332
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,094
You know a lot about potatoes.
333
00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,703
Go ahead. Peel one.
334
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:26,833
You think I'm ready?
335
00:11:26,835 --> 00:11:28,792
Only one way to find out.
336
00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,658
I'll see ya later.
337
00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,526
- Where you going?
- To dinner.
338
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:34,612
I'm cooking.
339
00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:36,525
Actually, we're cooking.
340
00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:37,916
Actually, we're bleeding.
341
00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:39,523
Mandy's taking me to dinner.
342
00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:40,785
What about homework?
343
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,784
Don't have any.
344
00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:42,871
Can I go with y'all?
345
00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:44,737
I thought you were helping me cook.
346
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,607
Hang on. Can I?
347
00:11:46,609 --> 00:11:48,129
No. It's girls' night.
348
00:11:48,131 --> 00:11:49,174
Bye.
349
00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:54,082
Might want to wash this one off.
350
00:11:54,085 --> 00:11:55,474
Oh.
351
00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,038
Any updates on Kevin?
352
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,819
I did what you said and was
nothing but nice to Heather.
353
00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:01,210
Okay. How'd that go?
354
00:12:01,212 --> 00:12:02,427
So good.
355
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:03,905
I found out she stuffs her bra.
356
00:12:03,907 --> 00:12:05,774
Huh. See? When the time is right,
357
00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:07,295
you can destroy her with that.
358
00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:09,076
That's gonna be a good day.
359
00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:10,859
And that trick isn't
just for middle school.
360
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,074
That's something you can use
for the rest of your life.
361
00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:15,639
You are so wise.
362
00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:17,420
Well, I have lived a little.
363
00:12:17,422 --> 00:12:18,551
And so pretty.
364
00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:19,811
You should be on TV.
365
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,723
Actually, when I lived in San Antonio,
366
00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,331
I was a weather girl.
367
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,457
Oh, my God, you were a TV star?
368
00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,242
Monday through Friday, 5:00 a.m.,
369
00:12:27,244 --> 00:12:28,459
right before the farm report.
370
00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:30,111
Okay, you're, like, my new hero.
371
00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:32,158
Oh, stop. You could
totally be a weather girl.
372
00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:35,152
No. They're all perfect
and blonde. Like you.
373
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,890
Anybody can be blonde.
374
00:12:36,892 --> 00:12:38,847
You think Madonna's really blonde?
375
00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:40,410
What?
376
00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:41,714
She's a brunette.
377
00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:43,800
What about her Blond Ambition Tour?
378
00:12:43,802 --> 00:12:46,973
Ha. More like Bottle
Blond Ambition Tour.
379
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,885
Funny and beautiful.
380
00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:51,104
No wonder my brother put a baby in you.
381
00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:58,019
What's wrong?
382
00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,402
Zero.
383
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,185
Zero is wrong?
384
00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:03,780
Zero doesn't exist.
385
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,096
I don't understand.
386
00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:06,464
Neither do we.
387
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,877
Dr. Linkletter, there's
no such thing as zero.
388
00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:11,223
That's preposterous. Of course there is.
389
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,353
Prove it, tough guy.
390
00:13:17,657 --> 00:13:19,005
Uh-oh.
391
00:13:22,394 --> 00:13:24,307
May I have that?
392
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:30,782
Over here.
393
00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:38,708
Uh-oh.
394
00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:45,146
Let me see.
395
00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:46,932
- It's bad.
- Just stay calm.
396
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:47,978
I'm sure it's fine.
397
00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:49,329
It's the end of my life.
398
00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:50,899
Just show me.
399
00:13:54,908 --> 00:13:57,432
Oh, my.
400
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,611
That is... something.
401
00:13:59,613 --> 00:14:01,604
I can probably be homeschooled, right?
402
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,287
It's okay. We can fix this.
403
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,580
Before my parents get home?
404
00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:06,712
They're gonna kill me.
405
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,976
Oh, man.
406
00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:09,632
Look at your head.
407
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:11,593
- Shut up!
- Georgie, don't make this worse.
408
00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:13,248
There's worse?
409
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,920
Anyone home?
410
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:16,777
Okay, stay here. We'll stall him.
411
00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:18,607
Do you see her head?
412
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,184
Oh.
413
00:14:20,187 --> 00:14:22,572
Hey. What's up?
414
00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:24,968
Nothing. Nada. Absolutely nothing.
415
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,234
Where are the kids?
416
00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:30,589
Well, I believe Sheldon's at Billy's.
417
00:14:30,591 --> 00:14:32,506
Oh, good. He's helping him.
418
00:14:32,508 --> 00:14:34,554
- Mm.
- And Missy?
419
00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:35,904
Missy...
420
00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:37,690
That's a good question.
421
00:14:37,692 --> 00:14:39,172
I haven't seen her.
422
00:14:39,174 --> 00:14:43,182
I have not seen her, personally, myself.
423
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,492
Okay.
424
00:14:50,851 --> 00:14:52,112
We're a good team, me and you.
425
00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:54,683
Oh, not now, Georgie.
426
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,078
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
427
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,940
If you mean I'm gonna
be left back, it's okay.
428
00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:00,987
You tried.
429
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,787
No. Well, maybe.
430
00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:04,617
I have bad news about zero.
431
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:06,010
It doesn't exist.
432
00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:07,550
So I was right?
433
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,285
No one is more shocked than I am.
434
00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:11,544
I can't help you with your test.
435
00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:14,114
Without zero, I don't even
know what math is anymore.
436
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:15,334
Hmm.
437
00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:17,207
Yeah. Hmm.
438
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:20,606
What if we just pretend it exists?
439
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,481
Are you saying to accept
zero as an act of faith?
440
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:24,583
Was I?
441
00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:25,936
I think so.
442
00:15:25,939 --> 00:15:27,185
Okay.
443
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,102
My mom accepts God as an act of faith,
444
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:31,498
and zero is way more useful than God.
445
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:34,044
- Do not say that around Pastor Jeff.
- Think about it.
446
00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:35,614
Without zero, we wouldn't have calculus.
447
00:15:35,616 --> 00:15:38,011
Without God, we wouldn't
have Spanish Inquisition.
448
00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:40,212
I know the Spanish word for "fajita."
449
00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:41,955
And don't forget... before the Big Bang,
450
00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,436
there was actually nothing.
451
00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:44,700
It's "fajita."
452
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,792
So you could say the entire universe
453
00:15:46,794 --> 00:15:48,350
was born out of zero.
454
00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:51,061
Meaning that zero created
the universe, not God.
455
00:15:51,063 --> 00:15:53,065
Maybe we should pray to it.
456
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,766
I think we should.
457
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,416
Zero, it's me, Sheldon.
458
00:15:58,419 --> 00:16:00,082
I know I doubted you, but in my defense,
459
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,474
you're literally nothing.
460
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:04,142
I would like to thank you for
all the gifts you've given us...
461
00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:06,354
The null set, Fibonacci sequence,
462
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,704
binary language.
463
00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,709
I could go on ad infinitum,
464
00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:10,972
but not without you.
465
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:13,369
Ask Zero to help me pass my test.
466
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:15,591
Zero's not magic. You
still have to study.
467
00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:17,551
Oh. Then I'm going back to Jesus.
468
00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:19,579
Jesus, please help me.
469
00:16:19,582 --> 00:16:22,371
I'm already the biggest
kid in sixth grade.
470
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,609
Amen.
471
00:16:24,611 --> 00:16:26,962
Amen.
472
00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:33,074
Hello? Who's in there?
473
00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,513
Me.
474
00:16:34,516 --> 00:16:36,147
I need to use the bathroom.
475
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,762
Give me a minute.
476
00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:43,968
Can someone give me a
hand with these groceries?
477
00:16:43,971 --> 00:16:45,319
Sure. Dad, come on.
478
00:16:45,322 --> 00:16:46,930
I got to go to the bathroom.
479
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,355
Hey, Mandy.
480
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:49,636
Mrs. Cooper.
481
00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:51,884
What brings you here?
482
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,149
Just saying hi to Georgie.
483
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:56,242
Why, hello to you, too.
484
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,293
Let's get a move on.
485
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,866
Oh, boy.
486
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,652
Damn it, Missy. I'm two seconds away
487
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:07,787
from peeing in your
mother's prayer garden.
488
00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:10,444
Look what I found.
489
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,838
What the hell?
490
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,104
Melissa Cooper, what did you do?
491
00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:17,328
Yeah. What did you do?
492
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,722
Yeah.
493
00:17:18,724 --> 00:17:19,986
Good news. I think Billy
494
00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:21,903
might pass his math test tomorrow.
495
00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:23,689
There's a math test tomorrow?
496
00:17:23,691 --> 00:17:25,258
Your hair is upsetting me.
497
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,151
Screw it. I'm going outside.
498
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,842
You can cheat off me if you want.
499
00:17:36,844 --> 00:17:38,004
I studied.
500
00:17:38,007 --> 00:17:39,556
Thanks.
501
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,307
I'm not saying it was God or zero,
502
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,796
but a small miracle did happen that day.
503
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,276
Billy passed the test with a 68
504
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:50,920
and went on to the seventh grade.
505
00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:53,589
Where he remained for
the next several years.
506
00:17:53,592 --> 00:18:00,659
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