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(DOOR CREAKING)
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(ROARS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SHORT-CIRCUITING)
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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Well, Professor Knight,
how'd I do? (PANTING)
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(CHUCKLES) "How'd you do?"
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Not even James P. Sullivan
himself ever scored this high.
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- Wait, really?
- You're quite the Scarer, Mr. Tuskmon.
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Thank you, sir.
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And when you get to
Monsters, Incorporated...
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Oh, the screams you generate alone
will power half of Monstropolis.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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You mean if I get to
Monsters, Incorporated.
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No.
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When.
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- What's, uh...
- Go on. Open it.
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"Dear Mr. Tuskmon.
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Monsters, Incorporated is pleased
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to offer you the position of Scarer".
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- (LAUGHS) Straight to the top!
- (MUMBLES)
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"Please arrive Monday
morning at 9:00 a.m.
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to receive your scare assignment.
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Sincerely, Henry J. Waternoose III,
CEO, Monsters, Incorporated".
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(PROFESSOR KNIGHT CHUCKLES)
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- I did it.
- You're gonna be a Scarer!
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I'm gonna be a Scarer.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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MONSTER 1: I don't know
what I'm gonna do now.
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MONSTER 2: We scare because we
care. Or maybe we don't scare.
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Or actually, we don't scare
at all, but we do care!
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- So it's true? No more scaring?
- Do I still have a job?
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Can Laugh Energy power cars,
warm homes and light the city?
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- You have to talk to Ms. Flint.
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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- We're screwed.
- Yes, ma'am.
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But I don't want things to change.
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Says here kids aren't
toxic if you touch 'em.
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What if they touch you?
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I assume you still burst into flames
and die of barfing, like always.
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MIKE: Oh, schmoopsie-poo!
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Googly Bear! Thank goodness you're here.
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- I need you to...
- Isn't this great?
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The factory's still open,
nobody's out of work,
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no angry mob, and you
know the best part?
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We can go back to Harryhausen's?
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- Me and Sulley've been banned for life.
- CELIA: Oh...
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The best part is, I get
to flex my funny bone!
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They're gonna have to overhaul
this whole place for laughs.
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Listen, you're both wanted
in Waternoose's office.
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- Stat.
- Waternoose?
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I thought they carted that
old crab away yesterday.
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It's not Waternoose
who wants to see you.
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Boys, we need to talk.
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Oh, Roz, what an unpleasant surprise.
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I had a little debrief with
the Board of Directors,
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and they wanted me to relay the news.
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They're putting you two in charge.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- You're kidding.
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That's what I said.
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But, Sullivan, you're officially
the new Monsters, Inc. CEO.
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- And, Wazowski, you're the...
- Wait. I got this.
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Senior Co-President of
Monsters, Incorporated.
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and Chief Executive Vice-Deputy
Administrative Director
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of Comedy Resources Management,
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or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short.
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(GROANS)
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My work here is done.
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Well, adieu, Roz. True friends
never say goodbye, so... goodbye.
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Can you believe it, Sulley?
We're in charge. You and me!
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One last thing. The Board promised
to give my sister my old job.
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She'll be in later. Good luck.
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She's not bubbly like me. (LAUGHS)
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That has a sister?
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- Us in charge.
- (CHUCKLING) Yeah.
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You heard right, we're in charge,
Floor Supervisor Celia.
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- CELIA: (CHUCKLING) What? Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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CELIA: "Floor Supervisor"? Me?
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I thought the first order
of business should be
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for you to get your long
overdue promotion.
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CELIA: Everybody, get back to work!
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- I'm practicing my Floor Supervisor voice.
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
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- Oh, my gosh. I'm...
- Goodbye! (KISSES)
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I could really get into
this being-in-charge thing.
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Not that I'd use it for
personal gain or anything.
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How much do you think
my raise should be?
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What about a company car?
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- You know, nothing...
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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There won't be any raise or car
if we don't keep the power on.
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Come on. We need to get
to the Scare Floor.
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- Laugh Floor.
- "Laugh Floor". Right, right.
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And we're gonna need to find a couple
hundred more funny monsters.
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Plus, we're gonna need a new slogan.
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Let's see... "We clown
around to power the town".
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- I'm thinking, no.
- "We are funny to keep the lights runny".
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Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying.
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MIKE: Hey. How about this one...
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TYLOR: "We scare because we
care". (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Mornin', coworker.
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- Hey, nice cone. First day as a Scarer.
- Hmm.
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Or your last.
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ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Attention Monsters, Inc...
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Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here.
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(CELIA HUMMING)
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Hello? Oh.
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Monsters, Incorporated.
This is Celia Mae.
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I no longer answer the phones. Goodbye.
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- Hi, there. Excuse me.
- Here's my coffee mug.
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- Now here's my...
- Uh. Tylor Tuskmon. Official Scarer.
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What? "Scarer"? (CHUCKLES)
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No, I'm sorry, you'll have
to talk to the receptionist.
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- I thought...
- I'm the Floor Supervisor!
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Then who's the... Okay, thank you.
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- Hi.
- (GRUNTS)
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If I were Ms. Flint's office,
where would I...
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- (GRUNTS)
- Got it.
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MS. FLINT: Take your position on
the mark in front of the closet door.
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Then proceed to perform
your humorous dissertation
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or series of physical buffooneries
for the artificial child.
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The metrics of your performance
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will be measured by our humor gauge
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as well as our power gauge,
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which indicates the amount of
gigglewatt energy produced.
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- Is that clear?
- TYLOR: Uh, hi.
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- Excuse me, Ms. Flint?
- Uh-huh. Take a seat.
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- I'll be right with you.
- Okay, got it. Thanks.
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(TED CLEARS THROAT)
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Hey, there. (CHUCKLES)
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Um... Maybe I can tell you a joke?
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- (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
- Okay, a joke, a joke.
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Uh, how do you make a monster float?
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One monster, two scoops of
ice cream, and some root beer.
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Ta-da!
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Funny! Tickle tickle. Four years
of training at Ghoulliard.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh... Oh. Whoops!
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Oh, I'm feeling sick.
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Sorry, maybe I'm missing something.
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- Um, that's Ted Pauley.
- Sorry, I broke your child.
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That's one of your top Scarers.
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I've had his Scare Card
since I was a kid.
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He's not funny. He's scary.
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Now, who are you?
You're not on my roster.
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Tylor Tuskmon. New Scarer.
It's my first day.
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- Just need to get my scare assignment.
- Tuskmon. Yes, well...
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Ms. Flint, are you ready for me?
I brought a peeled banana
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and this flower that
emits liquids and...
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Yes, come in, Miss Benitez.
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I'm very busy, Mr. Tuskmon,
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but seeing that we did hire
you before the change,
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- you're gonna have to report...
- "The change"?
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... to new employee orientation.
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NARRATOR: This is
Monsters, Incorporated,
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where we scare because we care.
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Actually, we don't scare anymore.
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Now we're laugh power. Sorry about that.
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NARRATOR: Every day on each of
our state-of-the-art Scare Floors...
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- Laugh Floors.
- ... our elite team of Scarers...
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Jokesters.
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... help support the mission
of our esteemed CEO's...
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MR. CRUMMYHAM: No longer esteemed.
(IMITATES SLITTING THROAT)
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Headed off to the big house.
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- ... mission, to create scare energy...
- MR. CRUMMYHAM: Laugh.
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- ... and scare power...
- Laugh.
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- ... by scaring...
- Laughing!
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You know, forget it. Let's just move on.
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Wait a minute. You're saying
you're no longer hiring Scarers?
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What skills do you have besides scaring?
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With those horns, maybe
you could be a hat rack.
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- No, I... That's...
- Yeah, too tall.
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No, I don't wanna be a hat rack.
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Plus, you could only hold two hats.
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- It's impractical.
- That's not...
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- Umbrella hanger?
- Is this a joke?
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Would you say you could hang
forty umbrellas up there?
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Is this like a prank or something?
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Unfortunately, this is
not a laughing matter.
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Or, rather, it is a laughing matter.
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My folks scrimped and saved,
working in our family hardware store
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so that I could go to
the School of Scaring.
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Your parents own a hardware store?
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- Yeah, but that's not the...
- Perfect! Report to MIFT.
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Door division... Control Room
A-L... I don't see MIFT.
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(HONKING)
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(GASPS)
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Uh...
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Tylor?
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- Uh...
- Tylor Tuskmon, right? Am I right?
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Those horns, dead giveaway,
'cause they're so...
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- Yes. Sorry. Do I, uh...
- Val Little.
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Monsters University. Freshman year.
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We had that Origins of Fear
class together. Yawn.
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- Origins...
- Yawn.
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Yeah, I guess, it was
just such a large class.
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You work here? When did you graduate?
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College was an interesting detour.
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Too much of a commitment.
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Not really the whole regimented,
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stuffed-shirt, college-scene
type of gal. (GAGS)
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Well, what've you been up to?
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Graduating from college.
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- Good for you!
- Yeah, it's great.
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Except for the loan debt,
am I right? Ka-ching!
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For you it'd probably be
like ka-ching, ka-ching!
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'Cause you graduated.
For me it was like ka-ching.
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And the fact that this place
is no longer hiring Scarers.
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I mean, I got this letter saying
that I was gonna be a Scarer,
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but now they've assigned
me to, what... MIFT?
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"MIFT"? (GASPS)
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That's where I work!
Hop in, I'll take you!
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This is crazy. I drop out of college,
you graduate from college,
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and we both end up working
at the same place.
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- Cosmic.
- Well, that's one way of describing it.
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Hold on, that's a Scare Floor.
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- Laugh Floor now.
- Right, Laugh Floor.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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I removed the beeper so I could
make the sound. (CHUCKLES)
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- Where are we going?
- We're going down.
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Huh?
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Yeah, after MU, I lived in
the Scarribean for a year.
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Island time. I made wind chimes
out of scream shells, didn't sell.
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All that screaming...
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- (MIMICKING SCREAMING)
- (ELEVATOR RUMBLES)
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This happens all the time,
you just gotta... (GRUNTS)
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There we go. Then I taught
shockra yoga for a while.
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Found my center. You know
what's weird? I was off-center.
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I was gonna get it aligned,
but by that time,
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I was super into competitive eating.
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So, yeah, now, here I am.
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Yeah!
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- TYLOR: Whoa, whoa!
- Stay in the cart. Almost there.
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There's no daylight down here,
but you get used to it.
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These are the transfer pipes.
Miles of them. Ooh!
234
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- (GASPS)
- I think there's one...
235
00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:22,101
- (GRUNTS)
- Yeah!
236
00:10:22,106 --> 00:10:24,936
Home sweet home! You
head in. I'll park the cart.
237
00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:28,396
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
238
00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:45,670
(GROWLS)
239
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,141
Hey, everybody, meet the
new guy! Tylor Tuskmon.
240
00:11:02,146 --> 00:11:03,976
- Hi.
- We were best buds in college.
241
00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:05,145
We just had that one class together.
242
00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:07,187
- But it was special.
- We didn't actually speak.
243
00:11:07,192 --> 00:11:08,856
Hi, everyone, just to be clear,
244
00:11:08,861 --> 00:11:11,267
I was told this is a
temporary reassignment.
245
00:11:11,272 --> 00:11:14,570
Well, we'll see about that,
won't we? I'm Fritz.
246
00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:17,540
Oh, they said they were
sending over a new MIFTer.
247
00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:20,809
- Sorry, what exactly is "MIFT"?
- What is MIFT?
248
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,074
Oh, now you've done it.
249
00:11:26,003 --> 00:11:28,333
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
250
00:11:28,338 --> 00:11:31,795
Since the day Monsters, Inc. was
founded, there has been a need.
251
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A need for a dedicated team of mechanics
252
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,133
to nurture the intricate machinery
253
00:11:36,138 --> 00:11:39,470
that is the very foundation
of this factory.
254
00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:42,765
No matter how arduous or
difficult the repair might be,
255
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,434
MIFT is there to tighten the bolts,
256
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:50,539
unclog the pipes, wrench the
nut. We embrace it with, uh...
257
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,026
- We embrace it with...
- With unbridled anticipation.
258
00:11:54,031 --> 00:11:57,946
There you go! Unbridled participation
of what challenge lies ahead.
259
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,574
And at the end of the day, we each say,
260
00:12:00,579 --> 00:12:02,367
- "I'm proud".
- (SPUTTERS)
261
00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:06,772
"I am proud to be a member of the
Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team!"
262
00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:10,375
For the record, I've
never actually said that.
263
00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,461
Oh, welcome to the MIFT family.
264
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,880
Uh, thanks, but I'm not really family.
265
00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,590
I could be to you like a father figure.
266
00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:17,967
My father's sort of a father figure.
267
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,972
- A grandfather figure?
- That'd be my father's father.
268
00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:22,805
How about an uncle-who's-divorced
from-your-biological-aunt
269
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,890
but-was-really-cool-so-he-keeps-in-touch
270
00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:27,893
and-sometimes-he-just-shows-up
out-of-the-blue figure?
271
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:30,037
Sure? You don't have my phone number.
272
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,552
I can get it out of your
employee file. (HUMMING)
273
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,048
CUTTER: Drink this.
274
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,029
Uh, oh, thanks.
275
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,364
(SLURPS AND COUGHS)
276
00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:41,569
Now drink this.
277
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,492
(GAGS AND COUGHS)
278
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,953
- CUTTER: Well?
- They're both disgusting.
279
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,037
See? I told ya.
280
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,398
You can't tell the difference between
281
00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:50,402
the old lubricant and the new synthetic.
282
00:12:50,407 --> 00:12:52,223
- (COUGHING) Why?
- You might want to drink plenty of water,
283
00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:53,353
and stay close to a bathroom.
284
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,296
That was Cutter. And
this is Banana Bread.
285
00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:57,506
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
286
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,092
Here's the deal. No one
knows his real name.
287
00:12:59,096 --> 00:13:01,051
But he brings banana
bread in every morning.
288
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,177
Yummy scrumbos.
289
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,805
Hey, there. Tylor, was it?
290
00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:07,224
- TYLOR: Yeah.
- Hey. Nice to meet you, Tylor.
291
00:13:07,229 --> 00:13:10,060
Yeah, so, hey, could I just
like borrow you for a sec?
292
00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:11,812
Couple of things I wanna mention.
293
00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:13,987
- In private.
- Sure. Yeah.
294
00:13:14,653 --> 00:13:17,359
- (GROWLS)
- Look, I get it.
295
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:21,280
First impressions, everybody
seems a little bit crazy, right?
296
00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:22,823
Down here where there's no daylight
297
00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:24,468
and the repetitive din of machinery is
298
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,052
forever hammering into your brain.
299
00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:29,947
But look, the MIFT team,
they mean well, all right?
300
00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:31,732
You're gonna warm up to 'em, I promise.
301
00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:33,825
- I just don't really belong here.
- ... really belong here. Yeah.
302
00:13:33,829 --> 00:13:37,629
- Exactly!
- You and me, we see eye to eyes.
303
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:40,448
It's nice to finally meet
somebody who gets it.
304
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,776
I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
305
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,070
- Oh! Hey, sorry. The name's Duncan.
- Hi, Duncan.
306
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,035
But people around here refer
to me as "Deputy Supervisor".
307
00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:52,770
You know why? Because when Fritz
retires or dies, I'm takin' his job.
308
00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:55,122
You can forget about your
little "college boy" plan...
309
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,648
- Wait, what?
- ... of waltzing in here
310
00:13:56,653 --> 00:13:58,817
and taking what's rightfully
mine, you understand?
311
00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:00,527
- There's no...
- I'm onto your scheme.
312
00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:03,238
I have no interest
at all in Fritz's job.
313
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,115
So that's how you wanna
play the game, is it?
314
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,600
Honestly, no games.
315
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:08,086
- I'm not playing a game.
- I'm just a pawn
316
00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:10,488
in the way of you becoming
king. A little itty-bitty pawn
317
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,398
that's gonna get knocked
off the board. Ping!
318
00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:15,501
What? No, no pawn. There's
no ping! Nothing's pinging.
319
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:16,836
I'm onto you.
320
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,134
I'm onto you.
321
00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:23,383
Okay. So if there's
nothing else, I'm gonna...
322
00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:25,738
(WHISPERS) Onto you.
323
00:14:27,643 --> 00:14:29,563
You.
324
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,386
- (BLOWHORN SOUNDING)
- (VAL CHUCKLES)
325
00:14:42,391 --> 00:14:44,822
Okay, I give up. Who's "David"?
326
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,699
You are! I didn't have enough
time to make a new sign.
327
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:49,034
Oh, David.
328
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,186
David got his horn caught
in the door track,
329
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,939
was pulled into a shredder
shaft, never saw him again.
330
00:14:53,944 --> 00:14:55,174
I did find some hair.
331
00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:57,303
We keep it in a jar next
to the memory candle.
332
00:14:58,006 --> 00:14:59,966
Good ol' Davey. I miss you, buddy.
333
00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:02,297
I miss ya.
334
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,799
I was his uncle figure, too.
335
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:05,726
I can't find the words to tell you all
336
00:15:05,731 --> 00:15:08,804
how much I appreciate being a
part of this whole MIFT cult-thing
337
00:15:08,809 --> 00:15:11,640
you've got going on here. In fact,
you guys all just stay here.
338
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,351
Don't follow me. I'll go get
the appreciation donuts.
339
00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:15,606
(GRUNTS)
340
00:15:19,737 --> 00:15:21,157
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
341
00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:29,787
(SIGHS WEARILY)
342
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,014
(SIGHS)
343
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:42,129
- Whoa! Nice shot.
- Shut up, Smitty.
344
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:45,257
Can't you see he wants to
be alone? He's depressed.
345
00:15:45,262 --> 00:15:46,675
Why's he depressed?
346
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,137
If you're a scary monster like
him, now what do you do?
347
00:15:50,142 --> 00:15:53,432
Unless you can make a kid
laugh, you got no future.
348
00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:54,907
SMITTY: That's depressing.
349
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,910
NEEDLEMAN: Shut up!
He can still hear you.
350
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,215
SMITTY: You shut up!
351
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,244
"Make a kid laugh..."
352
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,947
CELIA: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Two hours
remaining in the Central Zone.
353
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:10,502
Two hours remaining.
354
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:25,798
MIKE: Heya, Fungus.
355
00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:28,509
Thanks for keepin' me on,
Mr. Wazowski. (CHUCKLES)
356
00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:31,234
MIKE: No problem. But you
missed out on a ride in my car.
357
00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:35,689
(GRUNTS AND YELPS)
358
00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:39,375
Did Ms. Flint send you?
359
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:43,690
Oh, uh, well, I did see
her earlier today, so...
360
00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:46,276
Perfect! If you're Ms. Flint
approved, then get in here.
361
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,128
I'll get him a door, pronto. Fungus?
362
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,848
Come on, time is funny. Wait a second!
363
00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:51,243
Could that be the new slogan?
364
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:53,158
Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying.
365
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:56,575
Door is active.
366
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,584
Just make the kid laugh.
367
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,763
(SCOFFS) Shouldn't be too
hard. (BREATHES DEEPLY)
368
00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:17,191
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
369
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,475
Hi!
370
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,982
- (WHIMPERING)
- Hey there, little guy.
371
00:17:24,987 --> 00:17:27,317
Uh, you ready to laugh?
372
00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,761
(WHIMPERS AND CRIES)
373
00:17:28,766 --> 00:17:29,866
No! (SHUSHES)
374
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,032
- No! No, no, no...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
375
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,178
- (CAR ALARM BLARING)
- MAN: I think there is somebody
376
00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:36,243
breaking into my car!
377
00:17:36,248 --> 00:17:37,327
TYLOR: Where'd you go?
378
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:38,555
- WOMAN: Seriously, your car?
- TYLOR: No!
379
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,997
- (YELPS)
- Hey, come here!
380
00:17:40,002 --> 00:17:41,206
Hey, how about this one?
381
00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:43,151
- (CHILD CRYING)
- "Our jokeage gives you voltage!"
382
00:17:43,155 --> 00:17:44,918
- What do ya think?
- I'm thinking, no.
383
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:46,003
(CHILD CRYING)
384
00:17:46,008 --> 00:17:47,630
"You're in good company
with our company"?
385
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,224
Goochi-goochi... (SCREAMS)
386
00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:51,258
TYLOR: Oh! (GRUNTS)
387
00:17:53,098 --> 00:17:54,178
(SCREAMING)
388
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:58,223
- CELIA: No!
- Watch out!
389
00:17:58,228 --> 00:17:59,641
(MIKE AND TYLOR SCREAM)
390
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,561
- Run! Get out of the way!
- (SCREAMS)
391
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:03,566
SULLEY: Watch out!
392
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,606
- (CHILD SCREAMING)
- Oh!
393
00:18:05,611 --> 00:18:07,281
- A kid! A kid!
- (SCREAMING)
394
00:18:08,072 --> 00:18:10,202
No, no, no! (SCREAMS)
395
00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:11,949
(SCREAMING)
396
00:18:15,579 --> 00:18:17,119
- (SCREAMING)
- No, wait!
397
00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:19,995
- (SCREAMS)
- (WHIMPERING)
398
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,500
Little kid, little boy!
399
00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:24,417
Gotcha.
400
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,463
♪ Rock-a-bye baby in the tree tops ♪
401
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:31,548
♪ When the wind blows
your nose fills with snot ♪
402
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:33,466
So sorry.
403
00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:41,475
We're shutting down Laugh Floor
F, activating Laugh Floor G.
404
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,502
I'll need to transfer
Sanderson and Phlegm...
405
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:48,197
(SIGHS) I am so sorry,
Mr. Sullivan. Mr. Wazowski.
406
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:54,202
I, uh, appreciate the opportunity
that I have completely blown.
407
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,161
You'll never see me again.
408
00:18:57,746 --> 00:19:01,662
Hold it! You're Tylor
Tuskmon, aren't you?
409
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:04,873
Uh, yes, I am. How did you know?
410
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,834
Who do you think recommended
you for the job?
411
00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:08,836
You graduated top of your class.
412
00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:11,422
Even broke my record
in the simulation room.
413
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:13,799
Ah, yeah. Well... What can I say?
414
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,301
I seem to be pretty good
at breaking things lately.
415
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,329
- It's been a rough day for all of us.
- Yep.
416
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:21,807
- Everything's changing.
- Laugh power instead of scare power.
417
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,150
Me and Mike in charge.
418
00:19:23,155 --> 00:19:24,777
And I guess they're gonna have to change
419
00:19:24,782 --> 00:19:28,605
the ol' MU School of Scaring
to the College of Comedy.
420
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:32,217
Comedy college. Right!
Sulley, you're a genius.
421
00:19:32,222 --> 00:19:35,529
And seeing that I am the
official SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM,
422
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:36,964
I'm making an executive decision
423
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,699
to begin Monsters, Inc. Comedy Classes,
424
00:19:38,704 --> 00:19:40,617
featuring Professor Me!
425
00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:43,128
I'll teach all you scary monsters
how to be funny.
426
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,515
- TYLOR: What?
- 'Cause I know what it's like
427
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,264
once you've stepped across that line.
428
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,649
You'd do anything to be on this floor.
429
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:53,822
So I actually have a chance
of becoming a Jokester?
430
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,907
Mike and I, we worked our
way up from the mailroom.
431
00:19:57,556 --> 00:19:59,556
So anything's possible.
432
00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:03,640
No more scaring. Now it's,
uh, laughter you're after.
433
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:07,853
Bingo! Our new slogan.
"It's Laughter We're After".
434
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,858
ROZE: Wazowski!
435
00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:12,566
Roz?
436
00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:15,094
The name's Roze.
437
00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:17,196
Wake me up, Sulley, I'm having
a horrible nightmare.
438
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:18,632
One where you actually smell things.
439
00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:22,666
They just delivered the
new kid's hat and ID.
440
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:28,588
- And from now on, call me Sulley.
- And call me Mike.
441
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:33,946
Whoa, what happened here? Sure
know how to make an impression.
442
00:20:33,951 --> 00:20:37,508
Where'd you go? I thought you were
getting us appreciation donuts.
443
00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:39,493
(WHISPERS) Remember, I'm onto you.
444
00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:44,847
Tylor, welcome to
Monsters, Incorporated.
445
00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:48,112
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
446
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,450
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
447
00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:32,536
ROZE: Keep watching. Always
keep watching. (CHUCKLES)
448
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:35,040
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