1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,209 ...I'm opening called Latte Larry's. 2 00:00:02,261 --> 00:00:04,469 Why am I getting into the coffee game? 3 00:00:04,553 --> 00:00:07,803 Because I went to this coffee shop next door, 4 00:00:07,887 --> 00:00:10,095 and the guy was such a jerk 5 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:12,595 that I felt like I had to do something, 6 00:00:12,678 --> 00:00:14,553 and now, you know what? 7 00:00:14,636 --> 00:00:16,178 I got me a little spite store. 8 00:00:16,261 --> 00:00:18,320 Tremendous things in here, by the way. You're gonna love it. 9 00:00:18,344 --> 00:00:19,887 Look at this. Coat rack. 10 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,261 You ever see that anywhere? 11 00:00:21,344 --> 00:00:23,012 Tables, they don't wobble. 12 00:00:23,095 --> 00:00:25,053 And self-heating coffee cups. 13 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:26,720 Keeps coffee hot for two hours. 14 00:00:26,803 --> 00:00:29,845 Check out that sign. This is a defecation-free store. 15 00:00:29,928 --> 00:00:31,636 That's the kind of feature you dream about. 16 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,595 No defecating! 17 00:00:32,678 --> 00:00:34,553 Urinators... welcome. 18 00:00:34,636 --> 00:00:36,219 But if you are a defecator, 19 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:39,469 or planning on defecating anytime soon, 20 00:00:39,553 --> 00:00:41,845 don't come down here. This is not your place. 21 00:00:41,928 --> 00:00:43,928 Stay home. Go next door. 22 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:45,636 So come on down to Latte Larry's 23 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,386 and have a hot cup of spite with me! 24 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:49,428 You're not gonna believe what's going on in here. 25 00:00:49,511 --> 00:00:51,428 - You'll be very impressed. - (sign shatters) 26 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,803 Come on! 27 00:00:52,932 --> 00:00:54,586 (theme music playing) 28 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:56,867 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:00,845 --> 00:01:03,845 Larry, that is the most amazing urinary experience 30 00:01:03,928 --> 00:01:05,696 - I've ever had in my life. - How about the tray? 31 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,219 It caught every drop, every single drop. Thank you. 32 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:11,595 (claps) Every drop. 33 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:14,261 - Well, it's all working. - Wow, man. 34 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:16,053 Huh? You were right about the beans. 35 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:17,386 Hey, going to Mickey's wedding, 36 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:18,863 it's the greatest thing we ever did. 37 00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:20,219 You know what I'm thinking? 38 00:01:20,303 --> 00:01:22,553 I'm thinking, you need a title. 39 00:01:22,636 --> 00:01:25,386 - I need a fuckin' title. - You know, like assistant manager, 40 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:28,012 - in charge of beans. - How about this one? Bean cobbler. 41 00:01:28,095 --> 00:01:30,178 - Bean-meister. - I like bean-meister. 42 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:33,261 - I'm gonna go use the pee cube. - Peek your head in there. 43 00:01:37,595 --> 00:01:39,095 Mocha Joe: See what I'm saying? 44 00:01:39,178 --> 00:01:41,428 All day long, ever since he opened, in and out. 45 00:01:41,511 --> 00:01:43,303 And it's a little light around here today. 46 00:01:43,386 --> 00:01:45,362 - What do we do? - It would be great if you could go over there 47 00:01:45,386 --> 00:01:47,237 - and just sort of check out the vibe. - Why don't you go? 48 00:01:47,261 --> 00:01:48,195 - I'm banned. - You're banned? 49 00:01:48,219 --> 00:01:49,469 And, yeah. And my mother. 50 00:01:49,553 --> 00:01:51,071 Do you believe it? Who's a saint, by the way. 51 00:01:51,095 --> 00:01:52,863 - Your mom's banned? - Yeah, yeah. Just, you know, 52 00:01:52,887 --> 00:01:54,219 get a cup of coffee and come back. 53 00:01:54,303 --> 00:01:55,511 Okay. 54 00:01:55,595 --> 00:01:57,178 Oh, hey. Uh, 55 00:01:57,261 --> 00:01:59,362 - a little wobbly. - Yeah, you just put your foot on it, like that. 56 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,928 - It's not a big deal. All right, thanks. - All right. 57 00:02:12,428 --> 00:02:16,012 Aha, hey! Look who's here. 58 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,012 Hi. Is this for your benefit? 59 00:02:18,095 --> 00:02:19,775 In case there's any handshaking to be done, 60 00:02:19,803 --> 00:02:21,053 - I know I'm safe. - (laughing) 61 00:02:21,137 --> 00:02:23,553 - Have a little squirt. - How'd you do this? 62 00:02:24,303 --> 00:02:26,012 - No wobble. - Boy, that's solid. 63 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:28,696 You know, when you want to do something bad enough, you get it done, Ted. 64 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,219 Hey. How about a cup of coffee for Mr. Danson? 65 00:02:31,303 --> 00:02:33,012 Thank you very much. 66 00:02:33,095 --> 00:02:34,428 - (laughs) - On the house. 67 00:02:34,511 --> 00:02:36,303 Oh, that's very sweet of you. Yeah. 68 00:02:45,428 --> 00:02:47,845 - Coffee. - Yeah. 69 00:02:47,928 --> 00:02:49,178 Make sure to tell Mocha Joe 70 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:51,053 about all the amenities that we have here. 71 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,511 I think he'd enjoy that. 72 00:02:52,595 --> 00:02:55,261 Oh, hey. I know how, you know, fond you are of me, so, 73 00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:57,261 I share this to make you happy. 74 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,803 I'm going out with Cheryl tonight. 75 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,279 - Thought you might want to know. - Oh. 76 00:03:00,303 --> 00:03:02,303 - Thanks for keeping me in the loop. - You bet. 77 00:03:02,386 --> 00:03:04,178 - Should be fun. - She's a fun gal. 78 00:03:04,261 --> 00:03:05,970 (laughs) 79 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:09,678 Gotta say, you know, he's doing some interesting things. 80 00:03:09,761 --> 00:03:11,469 What do you mean? 81 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,386 Son of a bitch! 82 00:03:20,053 --> 00:03:21,887 - That's good. He's got the beans. - Yeah. 83 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:25,012 (sighs) It's good. I don't know how he did it. 84 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:27,445 - No, this is-- - Yeah, but I gotta taste it again. 85 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:29,137 Whoa, whoa. Get your own. 86 00:03:42,761 --> 00:03:45,344 - (horn blares) - Aah! 87 00:03:49,219 --> 00:03:51,928 Larry: I was nervous. I threw the phone, and I took off. 88 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,553 I had, like, this total beep panic. 89 00:03:53,636 --> 00:03:55,696 'Cause you just want to get away from, from the other person. 90 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,529 - It's humiliating. Yeah, it is. - It's embarrassing. 91 00:03:57,553 --> 00:03:59,428 'Cause you never wanna see this person again. 92 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:01,779 - Right? - It's almost like you're, like, caught doing something. 93 00:04:01,803 --> 00:04:03,988 You know, once I panicked, I threw my phone out the window. 94 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:06,154 - What'd you do? - I had to get out of the car and get the phone. 95 00:04:06,178 --> 00:04:08,029 - Did you see the guy? - Of course I saw the guy. 96 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:09,654 - What did he say? - He beeped, he was beeping 97 00:04:09,678 --> 00:04:11,595 as I was, as I was getting out of the car. 98 00:04:11,678 --> 00:04:13,237 - You put it in park. - Yeah, of course I put it in park. 99 00:04:13,261 --> 00:04:14,696 Well, I don't know. If you're so upset, who knows. 100 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,696 By the way, think about that, you leave it in drive, 101 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,696 - you're just so overwhelmed... - Right. That's what I mean. 102 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,113 ...so easy, get out of your car and your car is rolling down the street. 103 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:23,487 - Turn into a whole thing. - Let's say he didn't put it in park. 104 00:04:23,511 --> 00:04:25,237 Maybe the car goes through the light and hits a stroller. 105 00:04:25,261 --> 00:04:27,279 - Who's responsible? I'm just saying-- - Oh, so I killed a baby? 106 00:04:27,303 --> 00:04:28,761 - He could have. - I killed a baby? 107 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:30,779 - There, you're arrested for manslaughter. - That's right. 108 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,195 - All because you were texting. - That's right. 109 00:04:32,219 --> 00:04:33,303 And now you killed a child. 110 00:04:33,386 --> 00:04:34,887 And now, how do you live with that? 111 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,803 Or you can go this way. This baby was the Hitler of the future. 112 00:04:37,887 --> 00:04:41,219 No. Listen to me. I love the imagination, but it was a real story 113 00:04:41,303 --> 00:04:43,053 with real people. It didn't need sci-fi. 114 00:04:43,137 --> 00:04:44,821 - Yeah, what are you throwing sci-fi in there? - Why are you making-- 115 00:04:44,845 --> 00:04:46,737 - You're missing the whole point. - You're missing the whole point. 116 00:04:46,761 --> 00:04:48,303 Where's our food? This is unbelievable. 117 00:04:48,386 --> 00:04:50,237 - Yeah. Where is she? I'm still hungry. - I'm starving. 118 00:04:50,261 --> 00:04:51,946 Even though the baby's dead, I still wanna eat. 119 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:54,344 By the way, Susie's going out of town. 120 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:57,636 So I was thinking... golf trip. 121 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,178 It's rare for me to have this opportunity. 122 00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:01,720 Let's go to Pebble Beach. 123 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:03,178 - Wow. - Fun. 124 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,021 - Fantastic idea. - I love that. I love that. 125 00:05:05,095 --> 00:05:06,511 - Pebble Beach. - Who's our fourth? 126 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:07,678 - Lewis. - Lewis? 127 00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:09,511 If he can take a break from his rehearsals. 128 00:05:09,595 --> 00:05:11,887 Yeah. I mean, he might not even be able to do it. 129 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:13,887 He's doing Flowers for Algernon. 130 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:15,320 - Charlie. - Charlie! Cliff Robertson-- 131 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:16,571 - in the movie. - I remember I read the book. 132 00:05:16,595 --> 00:05:17,761 Yeah, in a small theater. 133 00:05:17,845 --> 00:05:19,029 - Why's he doing that? - Because, 134 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,720 you know why? I'm gonna tell you why. 135 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,344 Many of my clients do this. 136 00:05:22,428 --> 00:05:24,303 They feel that unless they can play 137 00:05:24,386 --> 00:05:26,511 - a mentally challenged person... - Yeah. 138 00:05:26,595 --> 00:05:29,053 ...that they're not, uh, worthy as an actor. 139 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:30,362 No one wants to see him do that. 140 00:05:30,386 --> 00:05:31,706 I think that's where you're wrong. 141 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:33,095 - I do. - Are we going together? 142 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,678 - I do. Yeah. - Are we going together? 143 00:05:34,761 --> 00:05:35,904 I'm going to every performance. 144 00:05:35,928 --> 00:05:37,178 - I'll be there. - Yeah. 145 00:05:37,261 --> 00:05:39,101 - Oh. Boy, that looks great. - God, I'm hungry! 146 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,863 - I should've got the chicken. It looks terrific. - Oh, yeah. 147 00:05:40,887 --> 00:05:42,612 - I'll give you a piece. - That looks terrific. 148 00:05:42,636 --> 00:05:44,612 - Oh, it smells great. - I'm so sorry again for the delay. 149 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,720 I have diarrhea, so... 150 00:05:46,803 --> 00:05:48,595 I'm gonna come right back in a little bit 151 00:05:48,678 --> 00:05:50,303 and check on you, okay? 152 00:05:58,469 --> 00:05:59,845 Having or had? 153 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:02,845 I'm pretty sure she said "have." 154 00:06:02,928 --> 00:06:06,845 So she's in the throes of it. 155 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,636 (all muttering) 156 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:14,012 I'm gonna go home. 157 00:06:14,095 --> 00:06:15,469 I'm gonna go to the BMW dealer. 158 00:06:15,553 --> 00:06:17,612 Get some licorice. They got the most fantastic licorice 159 00:06:17,636 --> 00:06:18,845 I've ever had in my life. 160 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:20,571 I pretend there's something wrong with my car, 161 00:06:20,595 --> 00:06:22,219 and then I grab a ton of it. 162 00:06:30,012 --> 00:06:31,303 (sighs) 163 00:06:31,386 --> 00:06:33,720 Happened again. The lights, you know, 164 00:06:33,803 --> 00:06:36,553 it all... (muttering) 165 00:06:47,761 --> 00:06:49,219 Mr. David. 166 00:06:49,303 --> 00:06:50,595 You're back again. 167 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,553 Hey. How ya doin'? 168 00:06:52,636 --> 00:06:53,904 I'm doing all right. How are you? You run into 169 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:55,095 another problem with the car? 170 00:06:55,178 --> 00:06:56,887 - Yeah. I'm not kidding. - You're kidding? 171 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:58,487 This is like the third time this month. 172 00:06:58,511 --> 00:07:00,178 - What's going on? - The, uh, the vents. 173 00:07:00,261 --> 00:07:02,887 The air comes out and makes a bit of a whistling sound. 174 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:05,595 - Oh. - (whistling) 175 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,261 - The car is whistling. - Yeah. Yeah. 176 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:10,821 - It's annoying. I can tell you that. - Yeah. 177 00:07:10,845 --> 00:07:12,445 The last time you were here, you didn't have the whistle. 178 00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:14,154 You had the check engine light that was blinking. 179 00:07:14,178 --> 00:07:15,946 - Yeah. - But we couldn't replicate the blink. 180 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:17,071 - Is that so? - This is the third 181 00:07:17,095 --> 00:07:18,375 or fourth time this month, right? 182 00:07:18,428 --> 00:07:19,946 The time before was something with the steering, 183 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:21,928 - it was pulling? - Steering was pulling, yeah. 184 00:07:22,012 --> 00:07:23,803 By the way, 185 00:07:23,887 --> 00:07:25,887 where do you get that licorice? 186 00:07:26,553 --> 00:07:28,095 - The licorice? - Yeah. 187 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:29,720 I don't know. Maybe Bavaria. 188 00:07:29,803 --> 00:07:31,720 - Bavaria? - I will find out 189 00:07:31,803 --> 00:07:33,678 - where the licorice comes from. - Yeah. 190 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:35,261 And hopefully we will figure out 191 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:37,636 - what the problem is with your car, too. - I hope so. 192 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,863 I'm getting a little tired of coming in here all the time, 193 00:07:39,887 --> 00:07:41,803 - you know? - Yeah. I see that. 194 00:07:41,887 --> 00:07:44,178 I will see what we can do. All right? 195 00:07:48,864 --> 00:07:50,822 _ 196 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,685 _ 197 00:07:55,181 --> 00:07:56,282 _ 198 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,678 You can't-- $1.30 a cup? 199 00:08:07,761 --> 00:08:09,154 We're not gonna make any money doing that. 200 00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:11,303 - What choice do I have? - Put in some coat racks! 201 00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:13,404 - No way! It's Southern California! - One coat rack! 202 00:08:13,428 --> 00:08:16,237 - We don't need a coat rack! - All right, then at least fix your scones, Joe! 203 00:08:16,261 --> 00:08:18,095 You eat them like they're going out of style! 204 00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:20,219 - (arguing loudly) - Guys. Hey, guys. 205 00:08:20,303 --> 00:08:23,261 Keep it down. You're disturbing the customers. 206 00:08:24,511 --> 00:08:26,737 - They're too moist. - You never had a problem with the scones before. 207 00:08:26,761 --> 00:08:29,303 - They're too moist. - You never had a problem with them before. 208 00:08:29,386 --> 00:08:30,720 Come in, come in. 209 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:32,095 Enjoy the low prices. 210 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,678 Hey, have you tried Mocha Joe's? 211 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:35,720 Hey, you remember me? Ted Danson? 212 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:37,137 Cheers? 213 00:08:37,219 --> 00:08:39,595 Becker? Cheers? Any-- You remember me? 214 00:09:01,303 --> 00:09:03,553 (sighs) Fuckin' tables. 215 00:09:03,636 --> 00:09:05,137 Hey. Come on, buddy. 216 00:09:05,219 --> 00:09:07,095 - Come on, what? - You gotta relax. 217 00:09:07,178 --> 00:09:09,720 Relax what? $1.10 a cup, Mr. Danson. 218 00:09:09,803 --> 00:09:11,386 I mean, really. Who are we kidding here? 219 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:12,821 You got money invested in this thing! 220 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,595 Joe, I'm worried about you. I'm serious. 221 00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:16,678 Look, play some golf, you know? 222 00:09:16,761 --> 00:09:19,113 - Get a massage. Go to the movies. - How can I go to the movies? 223 00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:21,404 - I'm running a business here. - Okay, I'll tell you what. 224 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,469 I'm gonna lend you some of my screeners. 225 00:09:23,553 --> 00:09:25,636 - What are screeners? - Um, 226 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,553 they're DVDs of all the latest movies 227 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,261 the Academy gives us so we can vote. 228 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:32,845 The thing is, though, you gotta give 'em back to me, 229 00:09:32,928 --> 00:09:35,012 'cause they're all watermarked or something. 230 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:37,029 - I could get into trouble. - That's really nice of you. 231 00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:38,320 I really appreciate it, Mr. Danson. 232 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,595 My mom would like that, too. 233 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:40,928 Can I get you a cup of coffee? 234 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:42,970 From here? No, I'm good. 235 00:09:44,636 --> 00:09:46,720 Jeff: Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah. 236 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,428 Come light the menorah. 237 00:09:49,511 --> 00:09:51,178 We'll have a party. 238 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,636 We'll all dance the hora. 239 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,636 (humming) Hanukkah! 240 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,344 Lovin' the Hanukkah. 241 00:09:58,845 --> 00:10:02,303 Ya-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da. 242 00:10:02,386 --> 00:10:04,553 (scatting and humming) 243 00:10:05,928 --> 00:10:07,095 Ha! 244 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,887 Mm. 245 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:14,428 You have a wonderful trip. 246 00:10:14,511 --> 00:10:16,553 What the fuck are you so happy about right now? 247 00:10:16,636 --> 00:10:17,595 Nothing. 248 00:10:17,678 --> 00:10:19,386 Bags back in the car. I'm not going. 249 00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:21,803 - What are you talking about? - Bags back in the car. 250 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,386 - Take me home. - What? 251 00:10:30,219 --> 00:10:32,696 Mocha Joe: I don't know how much longer I can do it, Ma. I'm slashing prices, 252 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,178 but every time I make them lower, he lowers his! 253 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:36,737 Listen, you've gotta relax, sweetheart. 254 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,178 You have to. You know what? 255 00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:39,595 Let's watch one of those movies 256 00:10:39,678 --> 00:10:41,595 that Ted Danson gave us. The Green Book. 257 00:10:41,678 --> 00:10:43,178 It's about a guy from Arthur Avenue. 258 00:10:43,261 --> 00:10:45,154 - I don't, I don't know anything about it. - Very good. 259 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,053 It starts at Arthur Avenue. 260 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:48,553 It ends at Arthur Avenue. 261 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:49,928 Very good story. 262 00:10:50,012 --> 00:10:51,404 - Come on. Sit next to me. - Here you go. You can read 263 00:10:51,428 --> 00:10:52,821 - a little more about it. - Sit next to me. 264 00:10:52,845 --> 00:10:54,012 No, I don't want to read. 265 00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:55,237 I want to see the movie with you. 266 00:10:55,261 --> 00:10:58,261 It's a terrific movie, sort of a nicer... 267 00:10:58,344 --> 00:11:01,405 Goodfellas kind of thing, but nicer than that. 268 00:11:01,429 --> 00:11:03,237 _ 269 00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:06,845 Oh, that Mr. Danson, he was really nice the way he gave us those. 270 00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:09,845 - What? - Hold on a second. 271 00:11:09,928 --> 00:11:11,845 - What? - I gotta make a call. 272 00:11:11,928 --> 00:11:15,261 - Now? - Be quiet. I gotta call Larry David. Okay. 273 00:11:16,303 --> 00:11:18,845 How you doing? It's Mocha Joe. 274 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,178 Richard: This is crazy. 275 00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:21,970 Freddy: It's like a sweat lodge in here. 276 00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:24,137 This is... Whose idea was this? 277 00:11:24,219 --> 00:11:25,678 Why are we even eating here? 278 00:11:25,761 --> 00:11:27,803 'Cause we're trying to avoid that waitress upstairs. 279 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,571 She literally said, "I have diarrhea. I'm so--" 280 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:31,113 - She actually said it? - No, no, she said it. 281 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:32,529 All right, let's stop talking about her. 282 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:33,720 This heat's making me nuts. 283 00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:35,303 Aren't you hot? Take that thing off. 284 00:11:35,386 --> 00:11:36,779 I can't take it off, because I don't, 285 00:11:36,803 --> 00:11:38,053 I don't have a collared shirt, 286 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:40,928 and then Takahashi will, you know, suspend me. 287 00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:42,720 It's so elitist and such bullshit. 288 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,443 Larry: Hey, get this. Mocha Joe called me. 289 00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:46,095 Wants to get together. 290 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,261 I think he's crackin'. 291 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,720 - Really? - He's crackin'! 292 00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:50,095 - Yeah. - You got him to crack. 293 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,887 He said, let's talk, you know, 294 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,386 enough is enough. 295 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:54,863 - What's it gonna take? - It's just an apology. 296 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:56,654 - And that's it? You shut down? - I shut down. 297 00:11:56,678 --> 00:11:58,654 Jeff: Hey, Richard. How's the play rehearsal going? 298 00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:01,012 Are you taking the role very seriously 299 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,428 where it means the world to you? 300 00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:04,195 It's the most important thing I've done in my-- 301 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:05,553 in 50 years in show business. 302 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,761 Why don't we-- I gotta get out of my actor's head. 303 00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:09,928 I live and breathe this guy 24/7. 304 00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:11,761 Why, why don't we talk about our golf trip 305 00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:13,404 - that's coming up? - The golf trip. Yes! 306 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,511 - Yes, yes. - All right. Listen. Fellas... 307 00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:19,095 I am terribly, terribly sorry. 308 00:12:19,178 --> 00:12:21,428 Um, I can't go. 309 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:23,095 You can't go? You're kidding! 310 00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:25,098 - You kicked off the whole thing. - I know I did. 311 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,887 I thought Susie was gonna leave town. 312 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,178 She has decided to stay home. 313 00:12:28,261 --> 00:12:29,428 Wh-- What happened? 314 00:12:29,511 --> 00:12:32,012 I was too happy at the airport drop-off. 315 00:12:32,095 --> 00:12:34,219 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 316 00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:36,595 I was, uh, bouncy. I was dancing. I-- 317 00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:39,303 No, no, no. You gotta contain yourself at the drop-off. 318 00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:41,362 Of course you're happy. Every husband is thrilled... 319 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,445 - I couldn't contain myself. - ...to drop their wife off at the airport. 320 00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:45,803 But you gotta contain it, and you celebrate in the car 321 00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:48,803 - on the way home! - It's Susie. I couldn't contain it! 322 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:50,970 What are you gonna do? Huh? He fucked up. 323 00:12:51,053 --> 00:12:53,303 I fucked up. I'm so sorry. Fucked up. 324 00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:54,720 That's a shame, but I understand. 325 00:12:54,803 --> 00:12:56,803 Maybe we'll go, the three of us, huh? Pebble Beach. 326 00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:57,970 Yeah. 327 00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,428 Yeah. 328 00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,678 Hey, guys. How's it going? 329 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,487 What are you doing? I thought you worked upstairs. 330 00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:08,970 I usually do, but with the AC thing, 331 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:10,845 - they moved me down here. - What? 332 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,761 And here you are. 333 00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:14,595 Beet salad. 334 00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:15,928 Sorry about the heat. 335 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,928 They're fixing it, but it's a steamy one, right? 336 00:13:19,012 --> 00:13:21,469 Okay. A soup for you. 337 00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:23,553 And the salad is for you. 338 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,303 Light on the dressing. I did not forget. 339 00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:28,219 Soup-- Oh, my goodness. 340 00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:30,344 Hold on. Did you ask for croutons? 341 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:33,344 I, I thought I remember I asked you. 342 00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:34,887 You did or didn't? 343 00:13:36,095 --> 00:13:38,845 But this is the soup you wanted, right? 344 00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:41,803 (descending whistle) 345 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,428 (plops) 346 00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,779 Waitress: Okay, do you guys want some bread? 347 00:13:52,803 --> 00:13:54,344 - Or, I, I feel like... - No. 348 00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:56,154 Waitress: Let me know if you need anything, okay? 349 00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:58,511 - It's hot. - Sorry about the heat down here, guys. 350 00:13:58,595 --> 00:14:00,571 - Yeah, we're good. Go. Yeah, we're good. - You're good? 351 00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:02,887 - I feel like something's-- - No, no. Everything's good. 352 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,137 - All right. I'll go. - Okay. 353 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,553 - Bye-bye. - This is a fun table. 354 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,553 - Yeah. - Oh, thanks. Yeah, thanks. We're fine. 355 00:14:07,636 --> 00:14:09,113 All right. I'll come back and check in. 356 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,053 Richard: Oh, great. Can't wait. 357 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:14,386 - Uh, that's "Diarrhea." - I put it together. 358 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:17,761 Top five most revolting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. 359 00:14:17,845 --> 00:14:20,053 Ah, Mr. Takahashi! 360 00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:22,137 You. Zip it. 361 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,219 - Yeah. - All the way. 362 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:26,386 - (zipping) - You unzip again, 363 00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:28,053 - two weeks, no golf. - Okay. 364 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,817 By the way, how are you hittin' 'em, Mr. T? 365 00:14:29,887 --> 00:14:31,095 Not your concern. 366 00:14:31,178 --> 00:14:32,469 - Ah. - Gentlemen, 367 00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:34,845 I see you're not eating your food. 368 00:14:34,928 --> 00:14:37,219 - No. - Is there a problem? 369 00:14:37,303 --> 00:14:38,636 - Ah. Ah. - No. 370 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,219 - Food's good. - If not food... 371 00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:42,636 - No. - ...must be waitress. 372 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,428 All (muttering): No. 373 00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:46,428 - Diane. - No, no, no. 374 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,928 And her diarrhea. 375 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,845 All (groaning): No, no, no, no! 376 00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:53,720 How do you even know about any diarrhea? 377 00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:55,595 Everyone knows about diarrhea. 378 00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:57,178 It wasn't the diarrhea. 379 00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:59,636 If it's not diarrhea, what is it? 380 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,887 - I... - I don't know what it would be called. 381 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,887 Diane: Club sandwich and your soup. 382 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,678 All right, you guys let me know if you need anything else, okay? 383 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,803 (Mr. Takahashi sighs) 384 00:15:13,887 --> 00:15:16,137 (speaks Japanese) 385 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,887 Oh, boy. 386 00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,720 (yelling): Diane! 387 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:21,137 No one wants this. 388 00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:24,678 (all muttering) 389 00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:31,970 Larry: Hey. 390 00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:33,344 Hi. 391 00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:34,803 I saw Takahashi yelling at you. 392 00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:37,428 Don't take that personally. He yells at everybody. 393 00:15:37,511 --> 00:15:39,095 Well, he fired me, so... 394 00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:40,219 Oh, my God. 395 00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:42,178 - He fired you? - Well, yeah. 396 00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:44,178 So what do you do? You just, waiting-- 397 00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,511 You're taking a bus? 398 00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:46,720 Yeah. 399 00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:48,219 - You don't have a car? - No. 400 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:49,469 Cars are expensive. 401 00:15:49,553 --> 00:15:50,970 - Where are you going? - Going home. 402 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,928 All right, come on. I'll take you. 403 00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:57,469 - Well, I appreciate you driving me home. - Ah, of course. 404 00:15:57,553 --> 00:16:00,386 Sorry about the whole incident. I mean... 405 00:16:00,469 --> 00:16:02,904 - Firing. I can't be fired. - I, yeah, I, I didn't... I didn't... 406 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,636 certainly mean to get you fired. 407 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,344 - You could have just eaten the soup. - Really? 408 00:16:07,428 --> 00:16:09,928 With your sweat in the soup? I won't even eat my own sweat. 409 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,845 Huh? One drop of sweat is like plutonium. 410 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,178 You would eat my sweat if I dripped sweat in your soup? 411 00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:17,761 I don't know, but to be polite, it's like, I don't know. 412 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,678 You'd eat your sweat to be polite? 413 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:20,845 If I had a girlfriend-- 414 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:22,720 My wife, my ex-wife, if she came 415 00:16:22,803 --> 00:16:24,404 and served me some soup and sweated in the soup, 416 00:16:24,428 --> 00:16:25,828 I'm not, I'm not gonna eat the soup. 417 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,737 Maybe that's why you don't have a girlfriend or a wife. 418 00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:29,904 Oh, really? You think the majority of people who are in relationships 419 00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:30,845 wanna eat sweat soup? 420 00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:32,636 If your girlfriend accidentally 421 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,970 sweat in your soup, 422 00:16:34,053 --> 00:16:35,595 it would be insulting to not eat it. 423 00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:37,029 That would be a deal breaker for me. 424 00:16:37,053 --> 00:16:38,404 You can't sweat in food. It's just... 425 00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:39,845 (chuckles) It's like... 426 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,487 It's on the list of rules for a waitress. 427 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:42,863 - Yeah. Okay. - "Don't sweat in food." 428 00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,219 Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. 429 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,237 I'm not sure you're really cut out for waitressing. 430 00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:49,887 Between the sweat and then that whole diarrhea incident-- 431 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,195 Okay, I'm just trying to be a waitress, 432 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,469 and I wait on you again-- 433 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,053 - (honks) - Come on, asshole! 434 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,720 I wait on you guys all the time. 435 00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,137 I just figured you would get it. 436 00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,553 No, no one, no one gets it. No one's gonna get that. 437 00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:02,261 No one's down with diarrhea, Diane! 438 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,303 Okay. Well, now I know. And now I-- 439 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,803 It cost me my job, so now I'm... I've learned. 440 00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:08,720 So what are you gonna do now? 441 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:12,219 - I don't know. I used to do retail, so... - Yeah. 442 00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,845 I guess maybe I won't do that. 443 00:17:13,928 --> 00:17:16,386 Hey, you... You know what? 444 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,595 I just opened up a coffee shop. 445 00:17:18,678 --> 00:17:21,511 I could actually use somebody in, in the store. 446 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:24,178 - If you're... If you're interested. - Really? 447 00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:26,595 I would, of-- Yeah. I would, I would be interested. 448 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,053 - Of course. - You would? 449 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,720 - You have AC? - Yeah. 450 00:17:29,803 --> 00:17:31,261 - Great. - Fantastic. 451 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,636 It's just amazing to me 452 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,487 - how things work out sometimes, you know? - Yeah. 453 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,803 Hey, let me ask you this question. 454 00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:38,595 Do you like licorice? 455 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,261 Sometimes I like a black, 456 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,386 and then I'll go weeks with only wanting red. 457 00:17:42,469 --> 00:17:44,678 - Yeah. - And then I switch back to black. 458 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,928 - Mr. David. What a surprise. - Oh! 459 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:49,428 - Hello! - What's the problem today? 460 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:52,428 - Well, uh... - Let me guess. 461 00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,428 Another mysterious odor? 462 00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:56,761 Possibly a sound like a snake? 463 00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:57,803 - No. - No? 464 00:17:57,887 --> 00:18:00,095 - No. Actually... - Yes? 465 00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:02,137 Looking for a new car. 466 00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,928 - Really? - Yeah, really. 467 00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,595 And my friend Diane is gonna help me pick one out. 468 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:07,970 She knows all about cars. 469 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,344 She gets Motor Trend magazine. 470 00:18:09,428 --> 00:18:11,095 - She reads all that stuff. - I do. 471 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:12,845 I know all the brands. 472 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:14,970 And I'm so dissatisfied with my car 473 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,219 - because of everything that you just alluded to. - Uh-huh. 474 00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:19,636 - So you want a new car? - Yeah. 475 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,946 Well, why don't you head on over there 476 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:21,970 where the cars are. 477 00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:24,219 You know what? I know where the cars are. 478 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,404 Well, shall we go over there? 479 00:18:25,428 --> 00:18:27,137 Yeah, yeah. We're gonna go over there. 480 00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:28,219 Great. Let's go. 481 00:18:28,303 --> 00:18:30,012 Oh, you gotta get a piece of this. 482 00:18:30,095 --> 00:18:32,029 Oh, this is tremendous. You gotta get a piece of this. 483 00:18:32,053 --> 00:18:33,428 - Okay. Wow. - Yeah. Yeah. 484 00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:35,219 - What is this even? - It's licorice. 485 00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:36,636 - Oh. Cool. - Yeah. 486 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,386 Why don't we shop for a new car now? 487 00:18:41,428 --> 00:18:45,012 You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 488 00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:47,529 - This looks-- yeah, yeah. - Right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wonderful. 489 00:18:47,553 --> 00:18:49,571 - That looks good. - That's wonderful. That's wonderful. 490 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,553 - That's a good one. - Look at that. 491 00:18:51,636 --> 00:18:54,595 - Huh? How about that one? - Yeah. Beautiful rims. 492 00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:56,511 - Yeah. - This is so good. 493 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,761 Yeah. Told you. 494 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,988 Larry: I think it's from Germany. 495 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,219 Diane: I want to get a red one. 496 00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:01,720 - Well, let's go. Yeah. - Yeah. 497 00:19:01,803 --> 00:19:03,344 Look, you don't fool me, Mr. David. 498 00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:07,344 - You're not here to buy a car. - Well, you are mistaken, okay? 499 00:19:07,428 --> 00:19:08,970 I am here to buy a new car. 500 00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:11,261 - Am I not buying a car? - Yeah, what is-- What? 501 00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,386 I don't believe you for a second. 502 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:14,970 - Oh, you don't? - That is correct. 503 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,178 - I'm buying a car! - Oh, really? You're buying a car? 504 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:18,511 - Uh, yes, I am. - Which one? 505 00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:19,845 - Which one? - Yeah, which one? 506 00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:20,848 - Which one? - That one! 507 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:21,720 Yeah. That one! 508 00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:22,723 You're buying that one. 509 00:19:22,803 --> 00:19:23,845 Yeah, I'm buying that one. 510 00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:25,137 - The I-8. - Yeah. 511 00:19:25,219 --> 00:19:26,803 - Yeah. - That's a top-of-the-line car. 512 00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:28,012 That's why I'm buying it. 513 00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:28,904 You can drive that off the lot right now. 514 00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:29,845 Okay. I will. 515 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:30,678 Get the paperwork. 516 00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:31,681 I want it fully loaded. 517 00:19:31,761 --> 00:19:32,970 - Great choice. - Good. 518 00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:34,654 - I'm not gettin' a new car, huh? - Larry, 519 00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:36,863 he bought it! He totally thinks you're buying a new car! 520 00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,678 I am buying a new car! 521 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,720 - Really? - Who does he think he is? He can't talk to me like that! 522 00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:43,803 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 523 00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:45,362 - You are quite welcome. - Yeah, okay. 524 00:19:45,386 --> 00:19:48,511 So you thought I was just walking around the showroom, 525 00:19:48,595 --> 00:19:50,386 you know, eating licorice. 526 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:51,946 - Right? Huh? - You stepped up to the plate. Now you got 527 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,529 - a beautiful piece of machinery right here. - Yeah. 528 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:55,678 - I got something else for you. Hold on. - Yeah. 529 00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:59,178 Oh, my God. 530 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:00,887 - Look at this! Licorice! - Wow. 531 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,344 - That's a nice touch. - Wow. 532 00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:04,279 All right, you enjoy that. Don't tell anybody else. 533 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,071 - We don't like to give it out to just anybody. - Don't worry. 534 00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:07,821 - Congratulations. Yeah. - All right. Thank you. 535 00:20:07,845 --> 00:20:09,386 - Drive safe. - Okay. 536 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,386 - Hey, look at this, huh? - Wow. 537 00:20:12,469 --> 00:20:14,887 - Thank you. - Yeah. 538 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:17,595 Look what I got. Huh? 539 00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:20,012 Is this even me? This car? I mean, look at it. 540 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,696 A lot of the douchebags at the club have it. 541 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,511 No offense. But this is a popular car at the club. 542 00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:26,595 Oh. Now I got the other car. I got two cars. 543 00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:29,178 That's your biggest problem. You got two cars. I mean-- 544 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,178 I don't even have one car. I don't even know 545 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,178 what bus I'm gonna take to my new job. 546 00:20:34,595 --> 00:20:35,761 Okay. 547 00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:37,178 What? 548 00:20:38,678 --> 00:20:39,887 No. 549 00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,261 (keys clink) 550 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:42,887 Yeah. Go ahead. 551 00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,290 - Take the car. - Are you kidding? 552 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,428 Take it! Take the car. 553 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,511 Larry, this is nu-- 554 00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:48,095 - Huh? Yeah. - I'm just gonna take it? 555 00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:50,071 This is worth getting fired over. Are you kidding me? 556 00:20:50,095 --> 00:20:52,095 This is an incredible day. Thank you. 557 00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:54,095 I will see you at work. 558 00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:56,095 - I gave you a car! - You just gave me a car! 559 00:20:56,178 --> 00:20:58,469 I gave you a car! What's wrong with me? 560 00:20:58,553 --> 00:21:01,344 I don't think anything. Uh, how do I get to the freeway from here? 561 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,219 Take a right, then another right, 562 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,303 then go through the light, and second left. 563 00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:43,636 Go. 564 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,012 What are you doing? Come on. 565 00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:47,386 (mutters) 566 00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:50,678 (horn blares) 567 00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:52,303 (engine revs) 568 00:21:52,386 --> 00:21:54,887 (yelling) 569 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:57,137 - Aah! - What the fuck? 570 00:21:57,219 --> 00:21:58,887 Larry? 571 00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:03,553 Are you kidding? 572 00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:05,237 - You came out of nowhere. - I came out of-- 573 00:22:05,261 --> 00:22:06,845 - You were on your cell phone! - Larry, 574 00:22:06,928 --> 00:22:08,511 you just went right through. 575 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,219 I know exactly what happened. I saw it. 576 00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:11,571 I looked at you, you were texting. 577 00:22:11,595 --> 00:22:13,469 Somebody beeped you, you had beep panic, 578 00:22:13,553 --> 00:22:14,761 you threw the phone away. 579 00:22:14,845 --> 00:22:16,445 Look, there's your phone right in the front seat. 580 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,720 You threw it down. And you were playing Candy Crush! 581 00:22:18,803 --> 00:22:21,178 I've done it myself. I just had beep panic the other day. 582 00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:23,137 Fine. They scared me, behind me. 583 00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:24,654 - And I went. And I went! - Of course. I know. 584 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,279 - Okay. So okay. - I know how it works, so okay. 585 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,303 So we've both done it. I see it. I get it. 586 00:22:28,386 --> 00:22:29,970 All right. I guess that, um, 587 00:22:30,053 --> 00:22:31,970 I mean, we should exchange information. 588 00:22:32,053 --> 00:22:33,279 - What are you talking about? - Well... 589 00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:34,386 It's all my information. 590 00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:35,887 Anyway, look at this. 591 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:37,178 Nothing's wrong with this car. 592 00:22:37,261 --> 00:22:39,053 There's a little dent in the bumper, but... 593 00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:40,137 This is bad. 594 00:22:40,219 --> 00:22:41,553 - (sighs) - Oh, my God. 595 00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:43,279 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna call the, uh, 596 00:22:43,303 --> 00:22:44,553 tow company. 597 00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:47,178 I'll get the new one towed, and, and then I'll... 598 00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:48,803 I'll, you know, I'll take you home. 599 00:22:48,887 --> 00:22:50,447 Your cars is the one that's being towed. 600 00:22:50,511 --> 00:22:53,303 - How are you gonna drive me home? - I'll drive you home in my car. 601 00:22:53,386 --> 00:22:54,678 This is my car. 602 00:22:54,761 --> 00:22:57,053 (scoffs) Come on. What do you-- 603 00:22:57,137 --> 00:22:59,279 - This is my-- You just gave me this car. - What do you mean it's your car? 604 00:22:59,303 --> 00:23:01,803 Yes, I gave it to you with very good intentions, 605 00:23:01,887 --> 00:23:03,386 until you wrecked my car! 606 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,362 - You gave me the car, so it's my car. - Are you serious? 607 00:23:05,386 --> 00:23:06,595 - Are you serious? - What? 608 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,318 You just give away cars and take 'em back? 609 00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:10,928 Oprah doesn't just give out cars and then take them back. 610 00:23:11,012 --> 00:23:13,303 Does that seem fair to you that I gave you a car, 611 00:23:13,386 --> 00:23:15,261 you hit my new car, and now I don't have a car? 612 00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:17,928 - That seems fair? - I, I don't know. What is fair? 613 00:23:18,012 --> 00:23:20,261 - No. - What's fair is for things to go back to the way, 614 00:23:20,344 --> 00:23:22,261 the way they were 15 minutes ago... 615 00:23:22,344 --> 00:23:25,803 - Well, I didn't have a car 15 minutes ago and now I do. - ...when I had a car. 616 00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,487 Well, I would love to give you a ride home. 617 00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:28,904 I would love to give you a ride home. 618 00:23:28,928 --> 00:23:31,053 Well, how are you gonna do that without a car, Larry? 619 00:23:32,553 --> 00:23:34,595 (sighs) Please take me home. 620 00:23:34,678 --> 00:23:36,012 - Okay. - Thank you. 621 00:23:37,678 --> 00:23:40,511 - It's unbelievable. Now I gotta get a new car. - Uh-huh. 622 00:23:40,595 --> 00:23:42,386 I'm gonna get rid of that new one, 623 00:23:42,469 --> 00:23:44,428 and I'm gonna buy the same car I had before. 624 00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:45,863 Why don't you just drive your old car? 625 00:23:45,887 --> 00:23:47,012 I gave it away. 626 00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:49,012 When you tell a motherfucker that story, 627 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,095 you should say, "Lo and behold." 628 00:23:51,178 --> 00:23:52,845 When a motherfucker says, "Lo and behold," 629 00:23:52,928 --> 00:23:55,970 - it makes me fuckin' react. - Oh, that is such a good observation. 630 00:23:56,053 --> 00:23:58,178 - "Lo and behold..." - Yeah. Lo and behold, 631 00:23:58,261 --> 00:24:00,261 I gotta buy my, my old car new. 632 00:24:00,344 --> 00:24:02,636 Now the story don't sound so far-fetched and shit. 633 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,761 Hey, how many pieces of licorice have you had? 634 00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:06,178 Maybe about eight. 635 00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:08,195 I haven't seen you take one piece of red licorice yet. 636 00:24:08,219 --> 00:24:10,053 - Only black for you? - Fuck, yeah. 637 00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:11,537 Everything's black, isn't it? Right? 638 00:24:11,595 --> 00:24:14,511 Something wrong with a person supporting black and shit? 639 00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:17,012 Black licorice, black jelly beans, 640 00:24:17,095 --> 00:24:18,595 fuckin' blackouts, 641 00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:20,970 burnt toast. I don't give a fuck, I eat burnt toast. 642 00:24:21,053 --> 00:24:22,373 Oh, so you must love pumpernickel. 643 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:24,636 Oh, fuck yeah. I take that piece of burnt-ass toast, 644 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,803 put it between two pieces of fuckin' pumpernickel, 645 00:24:26,887 --> 00:24:29,137 have a burnt-toast pumpernickel sandwich. 646 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,303 - You feel me? - Oh, I feel you. 647 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,737 Hey, when are you going on that golf trip? 648 00:24:32,761 --> 00:24:33,904 You know, I've been thinking about it. 649 00:24:33,928 --> 00:24:35,678 Jeff's not going. I'm not gonna go. 650 00:24:35,761 --> 00:24:36,845 - Oh. - It's ridiculous. 651 00:24:36,928 --> 00:24:38,154 That big motherfucker's the glue. 652 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:39,137 Yeah, he's the glue. 653 00:24:39,219 --> 00:24:41,219 Mm. Jesus. 654 00:24:41,303 --> 00:24:44,928 Boy, my stomach's really bothering me. 655 00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:49,095 - (doorbell rings) - Oh. Hey. That's Mocha Joe. 656 00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:52,469 He wants to talk to me. So, um, do me a favor. 657 00:24:52,553 --> 00:24:54,633 - Keep an eye on him. I don't trust this guy. - Yeah. 658 00:24:54,678 --> 00:24:55,758 - All right? - You're right. 659 00:24:55,803 --> 00:24:56,970 I don't trust him, either. 660 00:24:57,053 --> 00:24:58,928 Larry: So, Mocha Joe, 661 00:24:59,012 --> 00:25:00,928 what can we do for you? 662 00:25:01,803 --> 00:25:03,219 Does he have to be here? 663 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,303 - I was hoping we could talk alone. - Yeah, well, 664 00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:06,761 he's a business associate. 665 00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:10,303 We actually refer to him as the bean-meister. 666 00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:12,761 - He's always staring at me. - I wouldn't worry about it. 667 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,636 - He stays. - All right, look. You know, 668 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,279 I've been thinking about this, what's going on between us, 669 00:25:16,303 --> 00:25:17,863 - and I just wanna... - (stomach rumbling) 670 00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:20,553 - (Leon chuckles) - ...say that, uh, I think we need to... 671 00:25:20,636 --> 00:25:21,803 (stomach gurgling) 672 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,113 Mocha Joe: It's time that we, uh... 673 00:25:23,137 --> 00:25:24,970 - (gurgling) - Aah! 674 00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:27,720 - Mocha Joe: Something wrong? - (yells) 675 00:25:27,803 --> 00:25:29,761 - (groans) - (loud gurgling) 676 00:25:30,887 --> 00:25:33,178 Mocha Joe: You okay? You don't look good. 677 00:25:33,261 --> 00:25:35,803 Aah, just excuse me just for a second. 678 00:25:36,928 --> 00:25:38,553 (stomach gurgling) Aah! 679 00:25:38,636 --> 00:25:39,845 (yells): Oh! 680 00:25:39,928 --> 00:25:42,970 (Larry groaning loudly) 681 00:25:44,012 --> 00:25:46,761 (pained groaning continues) 682 00:25:48,012 --> 00:25:49,970 (Larry yells) 683 00:25:50,053 --> 00:25:51,761 You think maybe you should check on him? 684 00:25:51,845 --> 00:25:53,219 (whispers): He's good. 685 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,511 (stomach gurgling) 686 00:25:56,595 --> 00:25:58,012 (groans) 687 00:25:58,095 --> 00:25:59,303 You okay? 688 00:25:59,386 --> 00:26:02,386 - I'm fine. - (stomach gurgling) 689 00:26:02,845 --> 00:26:04,803 (Leon groans) 690 00:26:07,553 --> 00:26:08,761 You don't look too good. 691 00:26:08,845 --> 00:26:11,261 - (panting) - (stomach gurgling loudly) 692 00:26:11,344 --> 00:26:13,261 (grunting) 693 00:26:13,344 --> 00:26:15,428 - If you will excuse me... - Sure thing. 694 00:26:15,511 --> 00:26:17,553 - (stomach gurgling) - (Leon moans) 695 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:20,678 - (door closes) - (Leon groaning) 696 00:26:20,761 --> 00:26:22,887 (pained moaning) 697 00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:28,178 (Larry and Leon moaning and groaning) 698 00:26:29,761 --> 00:26:32,761 (yelling and moaning continues) 699 00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:56,219 (toilet flushes) 700 00:27:05,803 --> 00:27:08,553 (toilet flushes) 701 00:27:11,386 --> 00:27:12,636 Ooh. 702 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,261 Where is he? 703 00:27:14,344 --> 00:27:15,678 I don't know. 704 00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:16,887 Mocha Joe! 705 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,845 You were supposed to watch him! 706 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,553 My belly started to fuckin' bubble. 707 00:27:20,636 --> 00:27:22,303 I couldn't control myself! 708 00:27:24,928 --> 00:27:27,553 - (stomachs gurgling) - (both yelling) 709 00:27:29,761 --> 00:27:32,845 (yelling and moaning continues) 710 00:27:32,928 --> 00:27:34,261 (door closes) 711 00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:35,970 I come out of the bathroom... 712 00:27:36,053 --> 00:27:38,095 (claps) ...he's not there. 713 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,511 Not there. 714 00:27:39,595 --> 00:27:41,012 He's just negotiating. 715 00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:43,344 That's negotiating? On what planet is that negotiating? 716 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,071 I do it with my mattress guys. I have 'em out there pounding cotton. 717 00:27:46,095 --> 00:27:48,344 And, uh, family throws out a quote they don't like, 718 00:27:48,428 --> 00:27:49,737 I tell 'em to just get out of there, walk away. 719 00:27:49,761 --> 00:27:51,178 Mocha Joe's not negotiating. 720 00:27:51,261 --> 00:27:52,901 That sucker's got something up his sleeve. 721 00:27:52,928 --> 00:27:55,511 Now, let's talk about something that we're all excited about-- 722 00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,720 a little magical place called Pebble Beach. 723 00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,053 By the way, I, I'm not gonna go on the golf trip. 724 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,821 - Why not? - I don't wanna go with three guys. 725 00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:03,612 All right, you don't wanna do three, we'll find a fourth. 726 00:28:03,636 --> 00:28:05,720 Okay, you know what? It, it's not even that. 727 00:28:05,803 --> 00:28:07,203 I, I don't wanna do it without Jeff. 728 00:28:07,261 --> 00:28:08,887 Jeff was the glue, anyway. Let's face it. 729 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,720 - His absence will be felt. - That's true. 730 00:28:10,803 --> 00:28:12,511 I wasn't that thrilled about going, either, 731 00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:14,636 - without Jeff. Maybe it's best for me. - See? 732 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,636 I do have the play coming up and I gotta study my lines. 733 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,137 Can we prevail upon you to give us a... 734 00:28:20,219 --> 00:28:21,469 a little snippet? 735 00:28:21,553 --> 00:28:22,553 - The role? - Yeah. 736 00:28:22,636 --> 00:28:23,756 I'd love to see the process. 737 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:24,887 Freddy wants to see it. 738 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,610 Aah, that's a little unfair. I mean, look, 739 00:28:26,636 --> 00:28:28,445 - the people are around here-- - Yeah, so what? 740 00:28:28,469 --> 00:28:29,845 - Come on, Charlie. - Nah, no. 741 00:28:29,928 --> 00:28:32,344 Yoo-hoo, Charlie! Charlie, are you in there? 742 00:28:32,428 --> 00:28:36,261 Charlie! Char-- Charlie! 743 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,261 I'm gonna get that operation. You know why? 744 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:45,595 'Cause I'm smart. I'm smarter than that mouse, that stupid mouse. 745 00:28:45,678 --> 00:28:48,137 - (laughs) - (laughs) 746 00:28:48,219 --> 00:28:50,761 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Why are you laughing? 747 00:28:50,845 --> 00:28:52,605 Jeez, a compliment. You have a natural touch. 748 00:28:52,678 --> 00:28:54,821 - It was the initial response. But it's very good. - Yeah. 749 00:28:54,845 --> 00:28:58,219 - It was hilarious. - It's not hilarious. I'm a-- It's dramatic. 750 00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,553 It was very moving, then. 751 00:29:03,928 --> 00:29:05,845 - (Susie chuckles) - Wow. 752 00:29:05,928 --> 00:29:07,195 - What do you know? - Look who's here. 753 00:29:07,219 --> 00:29:08,612 - Coming for a little lunch? - Yeah. 754 00:29:08,636 --> 00:29:09,636 What the hell is this? 755 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,803 Oh, this is my loaner car. 756 00:29:10,887 --> 00:29:12,344 - Yeah, but it's white. - So what? 757 00:29:12,428 --> 00:29:14,469 The color of a car doesn't really matter to me, 758 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,511 because I don't really see it when I'm inside the car. 759 00:29:17,595 --> 00:29:18,928 It's like being inside your face. 760 00:29:19,012 --> 00:29:20,362 I don't know what my face looks like. 761 00:29:20,386 --> 00:29:21,386 Who forgets their face? 762 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:22,970 I'm in a capsule. I don't know. 763 00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,095 Everything's coming from inside the capsule. 764 00:29:25,178 --> 00:29:26,938 So the outside of the car is a mystery to me. 765 00:29:27,012 --> 00:29:29,261 I don't believe you for a fucking second. 766 00:29:29,344 --> 00:29:31,154 And I think you're obsessed with the white car, 767 00:29:31,178 --> 00:29:33,138 - and you're embarrassed by it. - Hey, by the way, 768 00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:35,137 our little golf trip to Pebble Beach... 769 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:37,386 - Yeah? - ...has been canceled. 770 00:29:37,469 --> 00:29:38,803 Boo-fucking-hoo. 771 00:29:38,887 --> 00:29:40,970 Yeah, anyway, you know, I have something for you here 772 00:29:41,053 --> 00:29:42,803 - you might enjoy. Yeah. - Really? 773 00:29:42,887 --> 00:29:44,095 - Here you go. - What is this? 774 00:29:44,178 --> 00:29:45,778 It's only the best licorice in the world. 775 00:29:45,845 --> 00:29:48,720 It comes from Bavaria. You'll never taste anything like it. 776 00:29:48,803 --> 00:29:51,095 Turn the TV on, put that in front of you, 777 00:29:51,178 --> 00:29:52,970 and, and you will enjoy yourself. 778 00:29:53,053 --> 00:29:55,737 - All right, well, thank you, Lar. I appreciate it. - All right. Okay. Sure. 779 00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:58,511 Have a nice day in your white car. 780 00:29:58,595 --> 00:29:59,863 By the way, I don't see the hood. 781 00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:01,803 - By the way, I don't believe you. - Yeah. 782 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,053 - Bye, Lar. - Bye. 783 00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:04,219 - Thank you. - Sure. 784 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,404 What the fuck am I gonna do with this? 785 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,887 I hate licorice. It's disgusting. 786 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:09,012 Larry: Cappuccino for Katie! Cappuccino for Katie! 787 00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:10,595 Cappuccino for Katie. 788 00:30:10,678 --> 00:30:14,636 Okay, coffee and a croissant. 789 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,279 Larry, we need to charge the self-heating cups. 790 00:30:16,303 --> 00:30:17,821 Where's Diane? She's supposed to be here. 791 00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:19,053 I have no idea where she is! 792 00:30:19,137 --> 00:30:22,095 Oh, my God. What is wrong with her? 793 00:30:22,178 --> 00:30:23,511 (phone chimes) 794 00:30:23,595 --> 00:30:25,845 - Oh, hey, Larry. - Where are you? 795 00:30:25,928 --> 00:30:29,137 Oh! Oh, my goodness. I totally forgot. 796 00:30:29,219 --> 00:30:31,511 I'm so sorry. I was gonna call you. 797 00:30:31,595 --> 00:30:34,428 I'm actually not gonna come in anymore. 798 00:30:34,511 --> 00:30:37,095 - What? What are you talking about? - I just wanna travel 799 00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:39,261 while I have the chance before I get another job. 800 00:30:39,344 --> 00:30:40,612 - You have a job! - I'm thinking of 801 00:30:40,636 --> 00:30:42,595 going to Europe or maybe Thailand. 802 00:30:42,678 --> 00:30:44,571 Europe? You can't go to Europe! You don't have any money. 803 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,386 Well, actually, I sold my car. 804 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,469 Oh, my God. You sold my car? 805 00:30:48,553 --> 00:30:50,513 - Are you kidding? - Well, it was actually my car, 806 00:30:50,595 --> 00:30:53,887 and I sold it on eBay, which I didn't know you could even do. 807 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:55,928 - What the fuck? - It was pretty low mileage. 808 00:30:56,012 --> 00:30:59,053 - So I got a lot for it. - I gave it to you so you'd have something to drive. 809 00:30:59,137 --> 00:31:00,219 'Cause I was a nice guy. 810 00:31:00,303 --> 00:31:01,720 Well, I don't need to drive anymore, 811 00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:02,988 'cause I'm going on this trip. 812 00:31:03,012 --> 00:31:04,344 Aah! 813 00:31:04,428 --> 00:31:05,779 - Hey, uh, we're out of napkins. - (scoffs) 814 00:31:05,803 --> 00:31:07,095 Barista: They're in the back. 815 00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:09,012 Next? 816 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,137 Hello? Next! 817 00:31:12,803 --> 00:31:13,553 Sir? 818 00:31:13,636 --> 00:31:14,803 - Hey! - Oh. 819 00:31:14,887 --> 00:31:16,219 (chair whirring) 820 00:31:16,303 --> 00:31:17,553 - (yells) - I'm sorry. 821 00:31:17,636 --> 00:31:19,261 - Oh, fuck! - I'm sorry. I am sorry. 822 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,553 - Aah! Aah. - I'm so, so sorry. 823 00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:23,113 Larry: Weren't you looking where you're going? 824 00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:25,386 Man: You just came out of nowhere. You all right? 825 00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:28,595 - No. No, I'm not. - I apologize. 826 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,678 Oh, okay. Is that your phone? 827 00:31:30,761 --> 00:31:32,887 I see what happened. You were on your cell phone, 828 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:35,428 and somebody yelled, "Next," and you panicked, right? 829 00:31:35,511 --> 00:31:37,678 Yes. I had "next panic," okay? 830 00:31:37,761 --> 00:31:40,511 Ow. Jeez. Aah. 831 00:31:40,595 --> 00:31:43,386 (scoffs) I may never walk normal again. 832 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,012 You know, nothing personal. 833 00:31:49,887 --> 00:31:51,678 Are you Larry David? 834 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,720 What? Yeah? 835 00:31:53,803 --> 00:31:56,261 Mr. David, does this look familiar? 836 00:31:56,344 --> 00:31:58,595 What? It's a screener. 837 00:31:58,678 --> 00:32:00,654 These screeners are digitally marked with your name, 838 00:32:00,678 --> 00:32:02,928 and there are copies of these appearing all over town. 839 00:32:03,012 --> 00:32:04,720 Impossible! Impossible. 840 00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:06,553 I, I didn't give them to, to anyone! 841 00:32:06,636 --> 00:32:08,029 - We got some questions for you, sir. - What? 842 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,386 Questions? What kind of-- 843 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:10,469 This is ridiculous! 844 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,137 Hey, my goodness. What are you doing? 845 00:32:12,219 --> 00:32:15,678 You know, you're treating me like a war criminal, for God's sake. 846 00:32:17,553 --> 00:32:18,511 That's him. 847 00:32:18,595 --> 00:32:20,303 He did it. He took my screeners. 848 00:32:20,386 --> 00:32:21,696 - Took 'em from my house. - This guy. 849 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,803 Yeah, this guy. 850 00:32:22,887 --> 00:32:24,237 I had too much licorice from Bavaria, 851 00:32:24,261 --> 00:32:25,469 and it gave me diarrhea, 852 00:32:25,553 --> 00:32:26,793 and when I was in the bathroom, 853 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:27,725 he took the screeners! 854 00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:29,887 Licorice? Bavaria? 855 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:31,678 I really hope you get the help you need. 856 00:32:31,761 --> 00:32:34,344 - That's the guy who-- He was in my house! - In the car. 857 00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,195 Thanks, guys. I really appreciate what you do. 858 00:32:36,219 --> 00:32:37,303 Bye, Larry. 859 00:32:37,386 --> 00:32:39,386 Stop sending people over to shit in my store! 860 00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:41,469 (siren blares) 861 00:32:41,553 --> 00:32:43,678 Richard: That's insanity. For a screener? 862 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:45,219 They can't fine you that much. 863 00:32:45,303 --> 00:32:46,469 Larry: Well, they did. 864 00:32:46,553 --> 00:32:48,113 The FBI, they can do whatever they want. 865 00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:50,154 What are you gonna do? I'm, I'm lucky I'm not in jail. 866 00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:51,571 - (knocking) - Ten minutes. Ten minutes. 867 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,178 All right, thanks. 868 00:32:53,261 --> 00:32:55,237 - Have a good show, Richard, see you out there. - You, too, buddy. 869 00:32:55,261 --> 00:32:57,178 Break a leg. How does my makeup look? 870 00:32:57,261 --> 00:32:59,511 What's, uh, what's happening with the hair? 871 00:32:59,595 --> 00:33:00,845 It's Charlie's hair. 872 00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:02,678 Charlie looks like he spends a lot of time 873 00:33:02,761 --> 00:33:04,178 at off-track betting. 874 00:33:04,261 --> 00:33:07,053 Well, that's reassuring five minutes before I go on. 875 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:08,928 How dare you. You're like a rabbi 876 00:33:09,012 --> 00:33:10,845 heckling me at my bar mitzvah. 877 00:33:10,928 --> 00:33:12,303 What is this? 878 00:33:12,386 --> 00:33:13,845 - This? That tin? - Yeah. 879 00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:15,344 It's licorice. Susie gave it to me. 880 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:18,386 - Oh. Did she? - It's delicious. 881 00:33:18,469 --> 00:33:20,887 - You ate this whole thing? - Yeah, in about five hours. 882 00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:22,720 I'd give you one, but I'm a little anxious, 883 00:33:22,803 --> 00:33:23,845 so I ate all of 'em today. 884 00:33:23,928 --> 00:33:25,511 I think I'm a licorice addict now. 885 00:33:25,595 --> 00:33:26,761 Oh, my gosh. 886 00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:28,053 Why? What's wrong? 887 00:33:29,095 --> 00:33:30,344 Nah. Nothing. 888 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:31,428 (pops lips) 889 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:33,428 - Well, thanks for coming. - Yeah. 890 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,261 Okay. Yeah. Break a leg. 891 00:33:35,344 --> 00:33:38,303 Hey, don't be depressed. If you want some, you know, it's German licorice. 892 00:33:38,386 --> 00:33:41,178 - It's the best. All right. - Yeah, I know where it's from. 893 00:33:41,595 --> 00:33:44,053 It's showtime, Charlie. 894 00:33:44,137 --> 00:33:45,219 (stopwatch ticks, stops) 895 00:33:45,303 --> 00:33:46,636 Algernon beat you. 896 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,053 You lost, Charlie. 897 00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:50,887 Does that mean that I won't get the operation? 898 00:33:50,970 --> 00:33:52,386 'Cause I lost? 899 00:33:52,469 --> 00:33:54,344 I can do better than that. 900 00:33:54,428 --> 00:33:57,428 I want that operation. I, I wanna be s-s-s... 901 00:33:57,511 --> 00:33:58,803 smart. 902 00:33:58,887 --> 00:34:01,386 We'll have to see what Professor Nemur says, Charlie. 903 00:34:01,469 --> 00:34:04,012 I'm not afraid of the operation. 904 00:34:04,095 --> 00:34:07,261 (stomach gurgling) (groans) Aah. Whoa. 905 00:34:07,344 --> 00:34:08,595 Oh! 906 00:34:08,678 --> 00:34:11,053 I, I ain't afraid of nothing. (stomach gurgling) 907 00:34:11,178 --> 00:34:13,636 Because I'm strong. 908 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,720 - (stomach gurgling) - Charlie? 909 00:34:17,803 --> 00:34:19,219 (gurgling continues) Oh. 910 00:34:19,303 --> 00:34:21,219 Did you want to say something about being right? 911 00:34:21,303 --> 00:34:23,178 - Charlie... - (groans) 912 00:34:23,636 --> 00:34:24,970 - Whoa. - Richard... 913 00:34:25,053 --> 00:34:26,261 Aah! 914 00:34:26,344 --> 00:34:30,902 (yelling and groaning) 915 00:34:31,553 --> 00:34:35,987 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 916 00:35:42,261 --> 00:35:44,553 So, you're operating this place just out of spite? 917 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:45,844 Yeah. 918 00:35:45,928 --> 00:35:47,095 It's a spite store. 919 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,178 _ 920 00:35:48,761 --> 00:35:50,404 Everybody in the Big Johnson community knows you can't wear underwear. 921 00:35:50,428 --> 00:35:51,446 LARRY DAVID: There's a Big Johnson community? 922 00:35:51,470 --> 00:35:53,345 I'd like to... see if I can join. 923 00:35:53,428 --> 00:35:55,678 How are you getting in the Big Johnson community 924 00:35:55,761 --> 00:35:57,201 - without a big Johnson? - You can't. 925 00:35:57,428 --> 00:35:58,844 - Hey! - Hi! 926 00:35:58,928 --> 00:36:01,345 How do you induce labor? Can you scare someone into labor? 927 00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:03,363 Yeah, you go into the bushes, she's walking down the street, 928 00:36:03,387 --> 00:36:04,779 and all of a sudden, you jump out. Ha! 929 00:36:04,803 --> 00:36:06,928 - Are... you in the bushes? - Yeah. 930 00:36:07,011 --> 00:36:10,261 - You need surgery. - What if I got a... second opinion? 931 00:36:10,345 --> 00:36:11,595 - Why? - My late mother. 932 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,178 "Larry, what are you doing? Get a second opinion! 933 00:36:14,261 --> 00:36:15,470 Are ya stupid?" 934 00:36:15,553 --> 00:36:17,353 Even though she's dead, I need to shut her up. 935 00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:19,928 _