1 00:00:00,953 --> 00:00:02,767 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,791 --> 00:00:04,078 AMENADIEL: Who escaped Hell? 3 00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:05,079 Mum. 4 00:00:05,113 --> 00:00:06,212 Dad got pissed off 5 00:00:06,247 --> 00:00:07,458 and tossed me out of the house. 6 00:00:07,482 --> 00:00:08,492 And what did your mother do? 7 00:00:08,516 --> 00:00:10,116 She just stood there and let it happen. 8 00:00:10,151 --> 00:00:12,518 A couple of a thousand years later, Dad kicked her out, too. 9 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:16,289 So I did the same for her as she did for me: zilch. 10 00:00:16,324 --> 00:00:19,158 So, Mama Morningstar's on the loose. 11 00:00:19,194 --> 00:00:20,593 I never could break that woman. 12 00:00:20,628 --> 00:00:22,161 She wouldn't submit. 13 00:00:22,197 --> 00:00:23,062 What are you doing here? 14 00:00:23,086 --> 00:00:23,897 I've been demoted. 15 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,832 Been reassigned to assist on cases. 16 00:00:25,867 --> 00:00:28,501 You lied to me about being a doctor. 17 00:00:28,536 --> 00:00:29,802 Do you realize 18 00:00:29,838 --> 00:00:31,971 the ethical position you've put me in? 19 00:00:34,476 --> 00:00:36,609 LUCIFER: If she's not coming to kill me, 20 00:00:36,644 --> 00:00:38,244 then I don't know what she's doing. 21 00:00:38,279 --> 00:00:39,479 That's truly terrifying. 22 00:00:41,449 --> 00:00:42,482 Lucifer. 23 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:43,517 Mum. 24 00:00:43,551 --> 00:00:45,618 Help me. 25 00:00:47,107 --> 00:00:49,752 (♪ "Black Magic" by Band of Skulls, playing ♪ ) 26 00:00:49,757 --> 00:00:51,168 (overlapping, echoing voices): Hello? 27 00:00:51,192 --> 00:00:52,470 - Are you okay? - He just collapsed. 28 00:00:52,494 --> 00:00:53,738 Does anyone know CPR? 29 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:54,828 No, I don't know. 30 00:00:54,829 --> 00:00:56,362 Hello? Are you okay? 31 00:00:56,397 --> 00:00:57,763 Call 911! 32 00:00:57,799 --> 00:00:59,599 Uh, heart attack maybe? 33 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:01,467 I think he might be dead. 34 00:01:01,503 --> 00:01:02,768 (gasps) 35 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:07,840 WOMAN: Sir? Sir? 36 00:01:07,876 --> 00:01:08,813 Lucifer? 37 00:01:08,814 --> 00:01:09,607 Sir, are you okay? 38 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,643 Lucifer? Where are you? 39 00:01:10,678 --> 00:01:12,278 Sir, are you okay? 40 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:14,180 Has anyone seen Lucifer? 41 00:01:14,215 --> 00:01:15,148 (horn blaring) 42 00:01:15,183 --> 00:01:16,749 (people screaming) 43 00:01:16,784 --> 00:01:19,919 ♪ I never gave up so easily... ♪ 44 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,388 (gunshots) 45 00:01:22,423 --> 00:01:25,424 ♪ When you put your black magic over me ♪ 46 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:29,629 ♪ You did whatever you could ♪ 47 00:01:29,664 --> 00:01:33,232 ♪ Nobody likes it when you're good... ♪ 48 00:01:33,268 --> 00:01:35,935 (gasps) 49 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,336 Lucifer. 50 00:01:37,372 --> 00:01:38,971 I need to find Lucifer. 51 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:42,041 Man. Thought I killed your ass. 52 00:01:43,278 --> 00:01:47,880 ♪ Well, I'll be so innocent, innocent. ♪ 53 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:49,415 (gasps) 54 00:01:51,286 --> 00:01:54,120 (panting) 55 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,322 (phone ringing, echoing in distance) 56 00:02:07,769 --> 00:02:09,902 (ringing continues) 57 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,712 GIRL (over phone): Hey, Mom? 58 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,250 Mommy... 59 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:28,821 (panting) 60 00:02:28,856 --> 00:02:30,289 (groans) 61 00:02:41,135 --> 00:02:43,269 (groaning) 62 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:53,813 (grunts) 63 00:02:53,848 --> 00:02:55,982 (panting) 64 00:03:05,994 --> 00:03:08,060 Lucifer. 65 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:12,632 And that's when I started looking for you, son. 66 00:03:13,635 --> 00:03:15,001 At least I've managed to keep 67 00:03:15,036 --> 00:03:17,403 this flesh sack in one piece. 68 00:03:17,438 --> 00:03:19,438 It has not been easy. 69 00:03:19,474 --> 00:03:22,808 Quite a few of the male species have been eying me hungrily. 70 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,511 Do humans eat their own? 71 00:03:25,546 --> 00:03:28,281 Well, say something. 72 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:30,049 Aren't you glad to see me? 73 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,184 I apologize for my human form, but... 74 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,454 at least this one has supreme hindquarters. 75 00:03:37,158 --> 00:03:38,257 You're lying. 76 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:40,092 No. They're quite sturdy. Feel it. 77 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:41,761 I wasn't referring, 78 00:03:41,796 --> 00:03:44,697 nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother. 79 00:03:44,732 --> 00:03:47,933 I simply don't believe your wounded bird story. 80 00:03:47,969 --> 00:03:49,769 You're the goddess of all creation. 81 00:03:50,872 --> 00:03:52,938 Not anymore, unfortunately. 82 00:03:52,974 --> 00:03:54,907 Now I'm just trapped in this stinky human 83 00:03:54,942 --> 00:03:56,375 with the exceptional ass. 84 00:03:56,411 --> 00:03:59,745 I swear, all I've done for three days is wander this cesspool, 85 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,548 asking these vacuous cretins how to find you. 86 00:04:06,587 --> 00:04:08,220 What are you doing? 87 00:04:08,256 --> 00:04:09,789 Calling Amenadiel. 88 00:04:10,692 --> 00:04:11,692 Oh! 89 00:04:11,726 --> 00:04:13,125 Wonderful. He's here, too? 90 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:16,062 Yes. And he'll be the one taking you back to Hell, so... 91 00:04:16,097 --> 00:04:16,962 What?! 92 00:04:16,998 --> 00:04:18,364 Why? 93 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,833 Because you're dangerous and terrifying. 94 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:24,536 I promise you I'm not here to hurt anyone. 95 00:04:24,537 --> 00:04:25,499 (laughs) 96 00:04:25,503 --> 00:04:26,566 You have to believe me. 97 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,329 My entire focus has been on finding you, son. 98 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:30,863 So you can eviscerate me? Got it. 99 00:04:30,898 --> 00:04:34,533 No. We've wasted enough time being... estranged. 100 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:37,202 I'd do anything to rectify that now. 101 00:04:37,238 --> 00:04:39,338 Sure you don't mean "revenge that"? 102 00:04:39,373 --> 00:04:43,075 Lucifer, your father put me in Hell. 103 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:44,743 Not you. I know that. 104 00:04:44,779 --> 00:04:45,744 Yes. 105 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:48,080 But I was your warden. 106 00:04:48,115 --> 00:04:49,581 Not by choice. 107 00:04:49,617 --> 00:04:51,483 We were both wronged. 108 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:57,256 But you could have at least visited me. 109 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:59,591 (laughs): Oh, I'm sorry. 110 00:04:59,627 --> 00:05:02,594 When Dad cast me out, who stood by and did nothing? 111 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:05,330 Hint: it's a palindrome for "mum." 112 00:05:05,366 --> 00:05:08,901 Well, maybe if you had talked to me in Hell instead of sending 113 00:05:08,936 --> 00:05:10,335 your little demon torturer, 114 00:05:10,371 --> 00:05:12,237 I could've explained the whole thing. 115 00:05:12,273 --> 00:05:13,472 You're right, you're right. 116 00:05:13,507 --> 00:05:16,141 But I'm here now, so by all means, explain. 117 00:05:16,177 --> 00:05:17,743 (sighs) 118 00:05:18,529 --> 00:05:21,447 You wouldn't believe me. 119 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:25,984 I know how suspicious and untrusting you are. 120 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,353 You don't know anything about me. 121 00:05:28,389 --> 00:05:30,656 Lucifer. 122 00:05:30,691 --> 00:05:32,591 I'm your mother. 123 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:36,562 Not for a very, very long time. 124 00:05:37,898 --> 00:05:41,100 Well, I want to be now. 125 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:50,609 Then I'm going to need you to prove 126 00:05:50,644 --> 00:05:52,778 your little origin story to me. 127 00:05:54,882 --> 00:05:56,181 We'll retrace your steps. 128 00:05:56,217 --> 00:05:58,617 If I don't find a trail of bloodshed and carnage, 129 00:05:58,652 --> 00:06:00,085 then perhaps I'll believe you. 130 00:06:00,121 --> 00:06:03,889 Fine. We'll begin where I found the tiny spear in my neck. 131 00:06:03,924 --> 00:06:04,747 Fine. 132 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,159 Hmm. 133 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,760 Gonna need to get you some clean clothes. 134 00:06:07,795 --> 00:06:10,729 Humans tend to frown at the sight of blood. 135 00:06:10,765 --> 00:06:12,531 Yes. 136 00:06:12,566 --> 00:06:14,199 I've noticed. 137 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,036 (♪ "Set Me On Fire" by Estelle, playing ♪ ) ♪ He set me on ♪ 138 00:06:16,037 --> 00:06:18,171 ♪ Fire ♪ 139 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:20,372 ♪ He set me on ♪ 140 00:06:20,407 --> 00:06:21,940 ♪ Fire ♪ 141 00:06:21,976 --> 00:06:23,442 (door opens) 142 00:06:23,477 --> 00:06:26,478 ♪ He set me on fire... ♪ 143 00:06:26,514 --> 00:06:27,613 (door closes) 144 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:30,048 Uh, just leave it, would you? 145 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:32,184 Gosh, perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. 146 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:35,053 Her clothing is insufficient. 147 00:06:35,089 --> 00:06:37,055 Yes. Half my hide is exposed. 148 00:06:37,091 --> 00:06:39,558 Human attire is very impractical. 149 00:06:39,593 --> 00:06:41,093 They're morons, aren't they? 150 00:06:41,128 --> 00:06:42,528 Oh. So you admit you revile them? 151 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,730 To revile them would be to care about them, 152 00:06:44,765 --> 00:06:47,466 which I do not. 153 00:06:53,707 --> 00:06:55,607 Then all those rumors 154 00:06:55,643 --> 00:06:57,476 about why Dad sent you to Hell-- 155 00:06:57,511 --> 00:06:58,511 the plagues, 156 00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:02,014 the floods-- they weren't you? 157 00:07:02,049 --> 00:07:02,948 Well... 158 00:07:02,983 --> 00:07:05,250 Yeah. That's what I thought. 159 00:07:05,286 --> 00:07:06,652 I was angry. 160 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:07,753 But humans weren't 161 00:07:07,788 --> 00:07:10,589 the reason your father and I were fighting. 162 00:07:10,624 --> 00:07:12,224 At least, not then. 163 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:14,092 Uh, Mum? 164 00:07:14,128 --> 00:07:15,294 Hmm? 165 00:07:21,769 --> 00:07:23,936 I think you left out a minor detail. 166 00:07:23,971 --> 00:07:25,737 Oh, dear. 167 00:07:27,294 --> 00:07:31,594 ♪ Lucifer 2x02 ♪ Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire Original Air Date on 168 00:07:31,595 --> 00:07:32,885 ♪ Oh! ♪ 169 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:34,896 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 170 00:07:40,162 --> 00:07:43,864 Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother. 171 00:07:43,899 --> 00:07:45,465 Whoever destroyed my human suit 172 00:07:45,501 --> 00:07:47,637 must have killed this little imp as well; it's obvious. 173 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:48,704 (chuckles) 174 00:07:48,739 --> 00:07:50,205 Lucifer, honey, 175 00:07:50,241 --> 00:07:53,542 why would I bring you here just to disprove my story? 176 00:07:53,577 --> 00:07:55,244 I don't know. 177 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,679 But that's exactly what I'm going to find out. 178 00:07:57,715 --> 00:08:00,449 (knocking on door) MAN: Management. 179 00:08:01,685 --> 00:08:03,238 Don't... Wait! Wait. 180 00:08:03,239 --> 00:08:04,414 Why? 181 00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:06,749 Because there is a dead man lying on the bed. 182 00:08:06,784 --> 00:08:08,851 Humans don't like that sort of thing. 183 00:08:08,886 --> 00:08:10,261 Fine. Then let's fly out the window. 184 00:08:10,262 --> 00:08:10,751 What... 185 00:08:10,755 --> 00:08:13,422 I don't have wings anymore, Mum. 186 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:14,924 What? 187 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,959 It's a long story. 188 00:08:16,995 --> 00:08:18,260 Come on. This way. 189 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,631 Management. 190 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:26,035 Yeah, this way. 191 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,903 What happened to your wings, son? 192 00:08:27,939 --> 00:08:29,372 I cut them off. 193 00:08:29,407 --> 00:08:31,507 Why would you...? I mean, come to Earth, 194 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,721 get a haircut or something, but that's a little extreme. 195 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:35,578 Hey, bud. 196 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:38,514 Can I tag in next? 197 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:39,749 Excuse me? 198 00:08:39,784 --> 00:08:40,816 With the lady. 199 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:42,318 How much? 200 00:08:42,353 --> 00:08:44,620 This one you could kill. Come on. 201 00:08:45,623 --> 00:08:46,989 I'm joking! 202 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:49,392 I'm joking, Mother. 203 00:08:49,427 --> 00:08:50,693 Gosh. 204 00:08:50,728 --> 00:08:52,294 You're gonna have to lose those clothes. 205 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:54,196 They're a serious problem. 206 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:55,765 Taking you home, 207 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,934 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. 208 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,404 And then I'm gonna see my colleague... 209 00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:02,905 Mum! 210 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:03,374 Yes? 211 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:04,608 You're naked! 212 00:09:04,609 --> 00:09:07,877 Well, you said the clothes were a problem, so problem solved. 213 00:09:07,912 --> 00:09:10,179 Get in the bloody car, will you?! 214 00:09:11,282 --> 00:09:13,149 God. Traumatized for eternity now, 215 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:14,784 so thank you very much for that. 216 00:09:14,819 --> 00:09:15,551 (engine starts) 217 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,227 (♪ "Complicated" by Fitz & The Tantrums, playing ♪ ) 218 00:09:17,228 --> 00:09:18,554 ♪ Ask me 'bout the things we did ♪ 219 00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:19,488 (tires screeching) 220 00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:22,291 ♪ It's complicated ♪ 221 00:09:22,326 --> 00:09:25,828 ♪ When we get naked ♪ 222 00:09:25,863 --> 00:09:27,696 ♪ But I can take it... ♪ 223 00:09:27,732 --> 00:09:29,632 (elevator bell dings) 224 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,033 Maze? 225 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:32,401 Ah, good, you're still here. 226 00:09:32,437 --> 00:09:33,702 I have a job for you. 227 00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:35,805 On my way out, Lucifer. No more jobs. 228 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,518 Yes, yes, I know. You don't work for me anymore. 229 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:40,376 Very clear. But I have a feeling you're gonna love this one. 230 00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:43,279 Just think of it as a parting gift. 231 00:09:43,314 --> 00:09:44,547 Come on. 232 00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:46,015 (clears throat) 233 00:09:46,050 --> 00:09:49,852 Hello, Mazikeen. 234 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,390 Is that her? 235 00:09:54,425 --> 00:09:55,357 Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:55,393 --> 00:09:56,246 In a human body? 237 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,124 (chuckles) 238 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,972 Well, unfortunately. 239 00:09:58,996 --> 00:10:00,463 For you. 240 00:10:00,498 --> 00:10:03,532 I appreciate your enthusiasm, Maze, but hands off. 241 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:04,800 What? 242 00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:06,035 You're kidding. 243 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:09,472 Millennia, Lucifer... 244 00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:11,907 with no physical form. (chuckles) 245 00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:15,678 But now... 246 00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:19,815 ...look at all that flesh. 247 00:10:19,851 --> 00:10:21,462 LUCIFER: Yes, but sorry, dear. No torture. 248 00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:23,219 Just don't let her out of your sight. 249 00:10:23,254 --> 00:10:25,387 Until I've worked out whether she's lying or not, 250 00:10:25,423 --> 00:10:26,689 she can't be trusted. 251 00:10:28,926 --> 00:10:30,960 You want me to babysit? 252 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,906 Well, "my mum in the body of a disturbingly hot woman"-sit, 253 00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:34,797 but yes, for now. 254 00:10:38,402 --> 00:10:40,703 (clicks tongue) Mmm. 255 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,655 I was just trying to give Tammy Twinkletoes a makeover. 256 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:07,696 Honey, you... you popped out her eye. 257 00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:09,798 Yeah. 258 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:11,333 That was an accident. 259 00:11:11,369 --> 00:11:14,370 LUCIFER (over intercom): Well, I think she looks rather fetching. 260 00:11:14,405 --> 00:11:15,538 Lucifer. 261 00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:18,714 Hello, Detective. Sir Douche. Offspring. 262 00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:20,017 CHLOE: You know, I bet you're actually 263 00:11:20,018 --> 00:11:21,073 behind this, aren't you? 264 00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:22,078 Sadly, no. 265 00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:24,113 Can't take the credit, but I do approve. 266 00:11:24,148 --> 00:11:26,081 Can we get to work now, please? 267 00:11:26,117 --> 00:11:28,817 I'm just wondering if there's any fresh homicides popped up. 268 00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:29,785 (sighs) 269 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,353 Ooh, you know, when you make that face, 270 00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:32,655 you look a bit like the doll. 271 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,956 (scoffs) 272 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:37,693 (Lucifer humming dance beat) 273 00:11:37,694 --> 00:11:38,259 Hey. 274 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:39,362 Ah, look. 275 00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:41,730 You can disco a bad guy into confessing. 276 00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:43,399 This isn't a game; this is parenting. 277 00:11:43,434 --> 00:11:44,767 And it's important. 278 00:11:44,802 --> 00:11:47,403 She mutilated Tammy Twinkletoes. 279 00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:49,071 And I'm sure there's a real mutilation 280 00:11:49,106 --> 00:11:51,073 out there to solve as we speak. 281 00:11:51,108 --> 00:11:52,208 Something that screams 282 00:11:52,243 --> 00:11:54,843 "crazed witchy woman on a rampage" perhaps? 283 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,112 What? Not that I know of. 284 00:11:57,148 --> 00:11:59,682 Okay, I'm gonna go back in there. 285 00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:00,649 Detective! 286 00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:01,784 Just a doll. 287 00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:04,320 I don't know what all the fuss is about. 288 00:12:04,355 --> 00:12:06,956 It's not just a doll; it's manipulation. 289 00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:07,634 What? 290 00:12:07,658 --> 00:12:09,492 Trixie's best friend Landa got a new 291 00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:11,393 All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. 292 00:12:11,429 --> 00:12:13,395 So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, 293 00:12:13,431 --> 00:12:14,459 expecting me to replace it. 294 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,398 LUCIFER: Mm, impressive. 295 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:16,765 But, then, I'd expect nothing less 296 00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,200 from the shrewd little minx. 297 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:19,702 Why don't you comply, then we can get on, yes? 298 00:12:19,726 --> 00:12:20,937 No. 299 00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:23,472 And I'd appreciate it if you don't undermine my authority. 300 00:12:23,507 --> 00:12:24,618 But you're being a bad mother. 301 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,275 Abandon the child in its time of need, 302 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,188 and it won't trust (phone ringing) you in the future. 303 00:12:28,212 --> 00:12:29,389 Is that what you want, Detective? 304 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,046 Decker. 305 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:30,715 (sighs) 306 00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:31,748 Yeah. 307 00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:33,749 Got it. 308 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:35,651 New case. Hotel Gleam. 309 00:12:35,686 --> 00:12:38,220 Ah, finally! Fantastic news. 310 00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,059 He's practically a kid. 311 00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:45,995 Yeah, 19 or so. 312 00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,329 CHLOE: How long has he been here? 313 00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:49,064 ELLA: I don't know, maybe a few days. 314 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,532 Guess the maid really took 315 00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:52,401 the "do not disturb" sign seriously. 316 00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:56,939 Cause of death: single puncture wound to the neck. 317 00:12:56,974 --> 00:12:59,008 I'm thinking ice pick. 318 00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,409 Or a screwdriver, perhaps. 319 00:13:00,444 --> 00:13:01,844 Five-inch, Phillips head? 320 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:03,279 Huh. 321 00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:05,180 Yeah. Maybe. 322 00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,415 You're good. 323 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:07,549 I know. Detective, 324 00:13:07,585 --> 00:13:09,718 interesting pool of blood through here. 325 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:16,358 I'm assuming it belongs to Cinderella here. 326 00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,927 Cinderella? Sure we don't mean evil stepmother? 327 00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:21,063 Really? 328 00:13:21,098 --> 00:13:23,799 Are we really still on the whole "my mother did it" thing? 329 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,001 I thought she was responsible for our last murder. 330 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:28,367 What, you're just throwing homicides at her until one sticks? 331 00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:29,471 No, I'm simply saying 332 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:31,607 that the missing woman may well be our killer. 333 00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:33,909 A murderous psycho whose rampage started 334 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:35,344 by impaling that poor lad. 335 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,980 Okay, my guess is that this is an affair gone wrong. 336 00:13:38,015 --> 00:13:41,183 Jealous husband follows his cheating wife here. 337 00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:43,252 He kills the young lover, he wounds her, 338 00:13:43,287 --> 00:13:45,754 and then he drags her home or she escapes. 339 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,289 Definitely the latter. 340 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,435 (sighs) Well, we would know more 341 00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:49,992 if she had left more than a shoe. 342 00:13:50,027 --> 00:13:52,594 We don't have a purse. 343 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,396 No wallet, no keys. 344 00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,098 Would the woman's phone help? 345 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,133 Well, yes, of course, but we don't have... 346 00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:00,102 A phone! (gasps) 347 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,039 Wow! 348 00:14:04,075 --> 00:14:05,774 Good eye, Luce! 349 00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,210 ...ifer. 350 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:10,279 I'll get this back to the lab. 351 00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:11,914 See if I can restore it. 352 00:14:11,949 --> 00:14:13,789 Yeah, fast as you can, Ella; we have to proceed 353 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,505 as if this missing woman is still alive, okay? 354 00:14:15,529 --> 00:14:16,252 Yeah. 355 00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:18,020 I don't want to find another body. 356 00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:20,656 Trust me, you will not find another body. 357 00:14:21,592 --> 00:14:23,125 I found a body. 358 00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:31,723 She's a maid at the hotel. 359 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:34,226 Explains why she didn't find our dead guy. 360 00:14:34,452 --> 00:14:36,819 'Cause, you know, she was dead. 361 00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:38,687 Anyway, okay. 362 00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:40,634 No open wounds, so she's definitely not our Cinderella 363 00:14:40,658 --> 00:14:41,891 who bled all over the place. 364 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:43,092 You see the bruising 365 00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:44,636 and the semi-circular marks on her neck? 366 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,461 Strangled. 367 00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:46,225 LUCIFER: Aha. 368 00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:48,531 Long fingernails, which means the killer's female. 369 00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:50,533 Not necessarily. I mean, the marks aren't deep. 370 00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:51,834 It could just be a dude 371 00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:53,257 who's not serious man-groomer. 372 00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:55,338 Come on. It's so obvious; your Cinder-hellion 373 00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:57,773 had just plunged a screwdriver into the poor lad, 374 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,186 when she was interrupted by the chambermaid, 375 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,043 who she then snuffed out with her bare hands. 376 00:15:01,078 --> 00:15:02,144 CHLOE: Chambermaid? 377 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,380 Who's the killer, Mrs. Peacock 378 00:15:03,414 --> 00:15:04,814 in the library with the candlestick? 379 00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:06,282 I love that game. 380 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,228 DAN: I really don't think it's the missing woman, Lucifer. 381 00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:10,386 It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone. 382 00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:12,733 But look at the size of the bruising; clearly not man hands. 383 00:15:12,757 --> 00:15:15,357 I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands. 384 00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:16,492 Dan doesn't count. 385 00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:17,292 Come on. 386 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:19,996 CHLOE: Okay, regardless, the maid's death wasn't planned. 387 00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,797 I still think we're looking at a third party-- 388 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,900 someone attacking the couple when the maid entered. 389 00:15:24,936 --> 00:15:26,613 The killer then dragged the maid into the bedroom, 390 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:28,237 where they struggled until he 391 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:30,406 finally managed to strangle her. 392 00:15:30,441 --> 00:15:32,286 Which gave our Cinderella time to get the hell out of there. 393 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,342 I couldn't agree less. 394 00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:35,110 And she needs to go straight to Hell 395 00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:36,378 as soon as possible. 396 00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:39,415 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make a call. 397 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,150 Oh, did we get anything on that cell phone? 398 00:15:41,185 --> 00:15:43,452 Oh, right! Uh, totally forgot. 399 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,921 No, no. 400 00:15:45,957 --> 00:15:47,334 Could not recover anything from the SIM card. 401 00:15:47,358 --> 00:15:49,291 Water and phones, bad news. 402 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:51,460 I dropped mine in the toilet once-- that sucked. 403 00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:52,116 Damn. 404 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:52,856 Had to reach in, I didn't have my gloves. 405 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,592 So much for that. 406 00:15:53,716 --> 00:15:54,982 Uh, no. 407 00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:57,885 No, 'cause I did get a serial number off of it, 408 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,187 so I know who bought it, at least. 409 00:16:00,222 --> 00:16:02,055 Richards and Wheeler. 410 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,690 High-end law firm in Beverly Hills. 411 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:04,858 Cool. 412 00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,326 Next time, if you want, you know, 413 00:16:06,362 --> 00:16:09,329 you can just lead with that information. 414 00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:10,931 If you want. 415 00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:12,766 Okay, boss, where do you want me? 416 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:15,035 I'm not your boss, I'm just, you know, kind of... 417 00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,470 My boss. 418 00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:17,604 It's okay, Chloe. 419 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,506 I've accepted my demotion like a big boy. 420 00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:22,009 And besides, it's kind of hot when you give me orders. 421 00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:25,012 Sorry. 422 00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:26,914 Old habits. 423 00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:29,082 CHLOE: Why don't you start with missing persons, 424 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,695 see if there are any new leads on our Cinderella. 425 00:16:30,719 --> 00:16:32,976 Lucifer and I will go to the law firm. 426 00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:33,587 Okay. 427 00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:35,023 Okay. 428 00:16:35,024 --> 00:16:36,089 Lucifer. 429 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,321 Lucifer. 430 00:16:37,345 --> 00:16:39,294 Hmm? 431 00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:40,894 Oh. Uh, are you praying or...? 432 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,529 Yes. Usually works. 433 00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:44,731 He must've gone for a wank or something. 434 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,535 (sighs) Come on, Amenadiel, where are you? 435 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,273 Hello? 436 00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:54,775 Is this thing on? 437 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:57,544 I keep waiting for God to talk back to me, too. 438 00:16:57,579 --> 00:17:00,147 But you know what, don't get discouraged, okay? 439 00:17:00,182 --> 00:17:01,715 He is listening, it's just 440 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,251 a one-way intercom kind of deal. 441 00:17:04,286 --> 00:17:05,419 (slaps back) 442 00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:12,659 LUCIFER: Come on, brother, where are you? 443 00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,570 Linda. 444 00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:28,909 Surprised to see you're still coming in. 445 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:31,144 I mean, after all, this is a... 446 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,581 a real facility for real therapists with real patients. 447 00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:36,127 Unfortunately, I can't talk right now, Linda. 448 00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:38,085 I've got some research to do. 449 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,186 Oh, sure, I bet. 450 00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:41,455 Learning more about psychiatry? 451 00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,690 Or is it time to switch it up? Be a lawyer maybe. 452 00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:45,525 Astronaut. 453 00:17:45,561 --> 00:17:46,860 I understand. 454 00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:49,363 You're upset that I told you I was a therapist. 455 00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:52,833 Maybe you are one, 'cause your intuition's uncanny. 456 00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:56,403 Linda, listen. I did what I had to do, all right? 457 00:17:56,438 --> 00:17:57,938 Now, you wouldn't understand this, 458 00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,884 but I was dealing with matters of great importance. 459 00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:01,141 I didn't have a choice. 460 00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:02,909 Yes, you did. 461 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,645 You used me. 462 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:09,182 You didn't have to do that. 463 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:13,053 I'm used to my patients lying to me, not my colleagues. 464 00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,822 Not my friends. 465 00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:19,760 I confided in you, trusted you. 466 00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:22,129 And you betrayed that trust. 467 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,298 It is difficult to explain, 468 00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:29,369 but things have been very trying for me. 469 00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:31,038 Mm-hmm. 470 00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:33,073 Maybe if you didn't think so much about yourself 471 00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:35,809 and more about how you treat others, 472 00:18:35,844 --> 00:18:37,978 things wouldn't be so trying. 473 00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:42,249 It's called karma. 474 00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,519 Might want to research that. 475 00:19:03,705 --> 00:19:05,705 All right, the most effective way to do this 476 00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:07,841 is with a discreet and systematic approach. 477 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:08,842 Understood. 478 00:19:08,877 --> 00:19:10,811 We can start with the partners and then... 479 00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:13,747 LUCIFER: Attention, lawyers! Hello! 480 00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,582 Hello. Attention, please. 481 00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:19,419 Uh, now, does anyone recognize this critical piece of evidence 482 00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:21,721 found at a gruesome crime scene? 483 00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:23,256 Yeah. See? 484 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,991 That's our corporate-issue phone. 485 00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:26,259 We all have one. 486 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,561 That could be anybody's. 487 00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:29,129 Right. 488 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,197 What about this 489 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:31,431 Louboutin power pump 490 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:34,568 with the ombré finish in a size, uh... seven? 491 00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:35,267 Six, U.K. 492 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,270 Lucifer... 493 00:19:36,271 --> 00:19:37,437 MAN: Oh, my God. 494 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:39,372 Th-That's Charlotte's shoe. 495 00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:41,508 Is she okay? 496 00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:43,276 Prince Charming, I presume. 497 00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:46,713 Richards. Charlotte Richards. 498 00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:48,248 She's the owner of this firm. 499 00:19:48,283 --> 00:19:50,350 When she didn't come into the office, I just... 500 00:19:50,385 --> 00:19:53,520 assumed she was out of town on a case. 501 00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:56,656 Was this man involved in any of those cases, by chance? 502 00:19:58,794 --> 00:20:00,160 Oh, my God, is he...? 503 00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:00,828 Dead as a doornail. 504 00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:02,829 Yes. Or in this case, a door screw, 505 00:20:02,865 --> 00:20:04,931 'cause the hole in his neck's from a screwdriver. 506 00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,811 And I happen to think that Charlotte may well have done... 507 00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:09,336 Could provide us with more... 508 00:20:09,371 --> 00:20:11,671 information on his death. 509 00:20:11,707 --> 00:20:14,241 Well, I-I don't recognize him. 510 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:16,576 Wait, does that mean you think Charlotte is alive? 511 00:20:16,612 --> 00:20:17,410 Define "alive." 512 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:18,556 CHLOE: When was the last time 513 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:19,913 you saw her? 514 00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:28,755 (crying) 515 00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:31,958 I did this! 516 00:20:31,994 --> 00:20:33,560 Oh, Charlotte, I'm so sorry! 517 00:20:33,595 --> 00:20:35,061 All right, Bradley, listen up, 518 00:20:35,097 --> 00:20:37,330 'cause I've got personal trust issues at stake here. 519 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,199 Brad, look at me. 520 00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:44,437 Did you want Charlotte gone? 521 00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:48,141 No. No. 522 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:49,809 That's the last thing I wanted. 523 00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:52,179 Right. Then what do you desire? 524 00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:54,848 T-To be with Charlotte. 525 00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:56,349 We were in love. 526 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,251 CHLOE: Mr. Wheeler, 527 00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:03,590 um, would Charlotte maybe have, um... 528 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,126 also... slept with the guy in the photo? 529 00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:07,294 No. 530 00:21:07,329 --> 00:21:10,030 We were completely monogamous. 531 00:21:10,065 --> 00:21:12,232 She wouldn't even sleep with her own husband. 532 00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:15,468 She was married already? 533 00:21:15,504 --> 00:21:18,004 Yeah, but she hated that guy. 534 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,340 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,943 ♪ Nice to meet ya ♪ 536 00:21:22,978 --> 00:21:25,278 ♪ I got to go ♪ 537 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,080 ♪ Now you see me ♪ 538 00:21:27,115 --> 00:21:28,481 ♪ And now you don't... ♪ 539 00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:30,417 Sorry about the mess. 540 00:21:30,452 --> 00:21:32,519 LUCIFER: I'm sorry about those shoes. 541 00:21:32,554 --> 00:21:33,954 Excuse me? 542 00:21:33,989 --> 00:21:35,522 Mr. Richards, when was the last time 543 00:21:35,557 --> 00:21:36,756 your wife was home? 544 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,191 Oh, God, uh... 545 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:40,527 Three days ago, maybe. 546 00:21:40,562 --> 00:21:42,262 You didn't file a missing person's report? 547 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:45,498 She's always traveling. Doesn't always tell me when. 548 00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:47,512 Did she tell you she was bonking her associate Bradley? 549 00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:49,369 (whispers): Lucifer. 550 00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:51,371 Did she? 551 00:21:51,406 --> 00:21:52,439 I knew. 552 00:21:52,474 --> 00:21:53,707 What could I do? 553 00:21:53,742 --> 00:21:54,774 Well, one option would be 554 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,610 to stab her in the neck with a screwdriver. 555 00:21:57,579 --> 00:21:59,613 Do you recognize this man? 556 00:21:59,648 --> 00:22:00,914 Oh, God. 557 00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:02,449 Uh... h-he came by 558 00:22:02,484 --> 00:22:05,819 the house with a package for Charlotte, uh, last week. 559 00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:07,387 Pretty sure it was, like, a work thing. 560 00:22:07,422 --> 00:22:09,422 Well, it depends what kind of package, doesn't it? 561 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,268 Uh, i-is Charlotte all right? 562 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:12,614 Can you account for the last three days? 563 00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:13,728 Yeah. 564 00:22:13,762 --> 00:22:15,795 I've been up to my ears in puke. 565 00:22:15,831 --> 00:22:17,464 My kids are home sick. 566 00:22:17,499 --> 00:22:20,367 Uh, I haven't left the house since Monday. 567 00:22:20,402 --> 00:22:22,135 And not showered since, I see. 568 00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,737 Are your children home? 569 00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:24,849 I'd like to confirm with them. 570 00:22:24,873 --> 00:22:27,107 Yeah, sure. Uh, just down the hall, 571 00:22:27,142 --> 00:22:29,676 and, uh, uh... 572 00:22:29,711 --> 00:22:31,911 When exactly did you surrender your manhood? 573 00:22:31,947 --> 00:22:33,213 Excuse me? 574 00:22:33,248 --> 00:22:35,482 I mean, I'm all for stay-at-home dads, 575 00:22:35,517 --> 00:22:37,117 and believe me, I personally commend you 576 00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:38,652 for not abandoning your children, 577 00:22:38,687 --> 00:22:40,654 but that's still no reason to give up. 578 00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:43,123 Oh, I-I... I haven't given up. I'm... 579 00:22:43,158 --> 00:22:45,725 Mr. Richards, you have an entire slice of salami 580 00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:47,727 stuck to your shirt. 581 00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:49,663 Oh, God. 582 00:22:49,698 --> 00:22:50,964 (sighs) Come on. 583 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,465 Where's your closet? Up here? 584 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:53,633 Mm. 585 00:22:53,669 --> 00:22:55,535 Oh, goody. They come in more colors. 586 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:57,404 There's only one body part 587 00:22:57,439 --> 00:22:58,002 rubber should be worn on. 588 00:22:58,026 --> 00:22:58,806 Oh! 589 00:22:58,807 --> 00:23:00,106 Not that you'd know. 590 00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:01,641 You've clearly castrated yourself. 591 00:23:01,677 --> 00:23:03,743 But don't worry. I'm here to help. 592 00:23:03,779 --> 00:23:05,412 Hawaiian print? 593 00:23:05,447 --> 00:23:07,847 The eighth deadly sin. Out. 594 00:23:07,883 --> 00:23:10,150 Dave Matthews tribute tank. 595 00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:12,352 Now I'm doubting your sanity. 596 00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:14,287 What have we got? Ah! Here we go. 597 00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:16,256 This is more promising. 598 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,691 Not worn since the...? 599 00:23:17,726 --> 00:23:18,299 Wedding. 600 00:23:18,323 --> 00:23:19,527 That's what I thought, right. 601 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,894 Let's have a look. 602 00:23:20,929 --> 00:23:22,395 Come on. 603 00:23:22,431 --> 00:23:24,931 Come on! 604 00:23:27,135 --> 00:23:29,602 Is that, uh... 605 00:23:29,638 --> 00:23:31,204 Cocaine! 606 00:23:31,239 --> 00:23:32,879 (laughs): Oh, and the good stuff, as well. 607 00:23:32,908 --> 00:23:36,476 Ah, Detective, welcome to the party. 608 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:42,174 BOY (over TV): Hey, Mom, the gang's here for lunch! 609 00:23:42,175 --> 00:23:43,574 WOMAN: Ready in a minute. 610 00:23:43,609 --> 00:23:46,677 You know, feeding a whole ball team isn't too big a job 611 00:23:46,712 --> 00:23:48,812 when you have macaroni and cheese dinner handy. 612 00:23:48,848 --> 00:23:50,648 Okay, boys, come and get it! 613 00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:54,718 Mazikeen, what is this strange gooey substance 614 00:23:54,754 --> 00:23:56,820 that this boy is cooing about? 615 00:23:56,856 --> 00:23:59,156 MAZE (in distance): You watching porn? 616 00:23:59,192 --> 00:24:00,324 (groans) 617 00:24:06,499 --> 00:24:08,132 What is this? 618 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:09,500 It's like money. 619 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:12,736 Humans use it to buy things they can't afford. 620 00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:14,104 (sighs) Wish I'd found this 621 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,340 before I ate out of those street bins. 622 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:17,408 (shudders) 623 00:24:17,443 --> 00:24:19,510 Humans are silly animals, aren't they? 624 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:22,646 Weak. Fragile. 625 00:24:22,682 --> 00:24:24,448 That's what I'm counting on. 626 00:24:25,818 --> 00:24:28,986 Now... where were we? 627 00:24:29,021 --> 00:24:30,854 (sighs) 628 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,057 (computer trilling) 629 00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:40,497 (whistles) 630 00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:42,666 That's a lot of coke. 631 00:24:42,702 --> 00:24:44,969 Think the attorney's husband was dealing? 632 00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:47,404 I don't think he's the entrepreneurial type. 633 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,273 Thinking maybe the lawyer was. 634 00:24:49,308 --> 00:24:51,508 Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it would explain 635 00:24:51,544 --> 00:24:53,911 why she ended up bleeding in that hotel room. 636 00:24:53,946 --> 00:24:57,314 Well, maybe the kid was her street dealer or something. 637 00:24:57,350 --> 00:25:00,975 Yeah, maybe. Anyhow, Ella got a big fat print off the plastic. 638 00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:02,275 I'm running it through AFIS now. 639 00:25:02,744 --> 00:25:03,793 What's with the box? 640 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,127 Delivery for you. 641 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,024 - What? - Yeah. 642 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:14,937 Dan, I thought we talked about this. 643 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,405 A united front, especially now. 644 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,640 Hey, don't look at me. 645 00:25:18,676 --> 00:25:19,975 Oh, she's here! Lovely. 646 00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:21,410 Did the mini kitchen come, too? 647 00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:24,113 Lucifer, you shouldn't have gotten her the doll. 648 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,588 It's fine. You can say it's from you. 649 00:25:25,616 --> 00:25:26,982 (computer beeping) 650 00:25:27,018 --> 00:25:28,650 LUCIFER: Oh. Hello. 651 00:25:28,686 --> 00:25:30,619 DAN: Luis Mendoza. 652 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,755 He's a known associate of drug kingpin Victor Perez. 653 00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:34,223 He's a scary dude. 654 00:25:34,258 --> 00:25:35,557 CHLOE: Smart though, 655 00:25:35,593 --> 00:25:37,571 to partner up with a high-powered defense attorney. 656 00:25:37,595 --> 00:25:40,062 Which would explain why he's eluded the FBI for years. 657 00:25:40,097 --> 00:25:41,271 I have a friend in the Bureau. 658 00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:42,453 I'll call him, I'll see what I can find out. 659 00:25:42,454 --> 00:25:44,006 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 660 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:47,042 Oh, look, she comes with an adorable little chocolate cake. 661 00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:48,176 Your child's favorite. 662 00:25:48,211 --> 00:25:50,045 I will deal with you later. 663 00:25:51,214 --> 00:25:53,848 You're welcome. 664 00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:55,317 (sighs) 665 00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:58,386 (clears throat) 666 00:25:58,422 --> 00:26:00,822 Eeny meeny miney... 667 00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:05,660 (knives scraping) 668 00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:09,431 You are wasting your time, Mazikeen. 669 00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:10,732 You couldn't break me in Hell. 670 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,467 What makes you think you could do it here? 671 00:26:12,502 --> 00:26:15,537 Maybe I couldn't hurt you because you weren't human. 672 00:26:15,572 --> 00:26:17,372 Well, now you are. 673 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:19,974 No, it's because I wasn't guilty of anything. 674 00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:22,510 Hell gives the damned what they deserve. 675 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:24,879 I didn't deserve to be punished. 676 00:26:24,915 --> 00:26:26,247 And you know it. 677 00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:28,016 No. 678 00:26:28,051 --> 00:26:30,952 I think it's because I just didn't find your weak spot. 679 00:26:30,987 --> 00:26:33,421 Everyone has one. 680 00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:35,824 Human bodies have several. 681 00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:37,292 Careful. 682 00:26:37,327 --> 00:26:39,060 This body only heals once, 683 00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:40,995 and Lucifer told you not to harm me. 684 00:26:41,031 --> 00:26:44,399 You may have him confused right now, but he's smart. 685 00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:48,370 He'll come around, see you for who you really are. 686 00:26:48,405 --> 00:26:50,572 A mother who loves her son. 687 00:26:50,607 --> 00:26:53,908 Loving mothers don't abandon their sons. 688 00:26:53,944 --> 00:26:57,345 I threaten your relationship with him, don't I? 689 00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:58,780 (scoffs) 690 00:26:58,815 --> 00:27:00,281 Nice try. 691 00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,050 (laughs) 692 00:27:02,085 --> 00:27:04,452 Even though you say you're on your way out, 693 00:27:04,488 --> 00:27:06,955 you're still here doing his bidding. 694 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:08,289 You need him. 695 00:27:08,325 --> 00:27:10,692 And if I stay, then he won't need you. 696 00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,927 Trust me, you won't stay. 697 00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:16,097 Lucifer made a deal with your ex to take you back to Hell, 698 00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:19,267 and he doesn't break deals. 699 00:27:19,302 --> 00:27:22,137 Don't think he'd start with God. 700 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,173 He made a deal? 701 00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:28,176 Wait. 702 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:34,549 Is that a weak spot? 703 00:27:38,989 --> 00:27:42,357 Are those... tears? 704 00:27:44,094 --> 00:27:46,261 (grunts) 705 00:27:46,296 --> 00:27:49,097 Oh! 706 00:27:51,034 --> 00:27:53,234 You're a bad mother. 707 00:27:53,270 --> 00:27:56,137 Really? I think you might be projecting a little bit. 708 00:27:56,173 --> 00:27:57,605 (chuckles): Oh, really? How's that? 709 00:27:57,641 --> 00:28:00,475 Well, you keep trying to pin murders on your own mother. 710 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:03,445 I'm guessing you and her don't have the best relationship. 711 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,213 There. 712 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:08,116 At least I get to keep the cute little chocolate cake. 713 00:28:08,151 --> 00:28:09,784 Oh, come on. 714 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,219 Talked to Agent Colburn. 715 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:12,498 Charlotte wasn't working for the cartel. 716 00:28:12,522 --> 00:28:13,888 She was working to bring it down. 717 00:28:13,924 --> 00:28:15,623 So was that poor kid. 718 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:17,525 His name's Marco Sanchez. Got in over his head 719 00:28:17,561 --> 00:28:19,494 with the cartel, was trying to make it right. 720 00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:22,764 So he was working with Charlotte and the FBI as an informant? 721 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:24,699 Trying to build a case against Perez, yeah. 722 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:27,635 That's why he and Charlotte were meeting at the hotel in secret. 723 00:28:27,671 --> 00:28:28,803 But look at this. 724 00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:32,373 Perez's hit man is Jimmy the Carpenter. 725 00:28:32,409 --> 00:28:35,076 Want to take a guess at his M.O.? 726 00:28:35,564 --> 00:28:36,342 Screwdriver? 727 00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:38,301 Boom. 728 00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:41,148 So the woman isn't a ball of homicidal fury. 729 00:28:41,161 --> 00:28:42,893 CHLOE: No. Perez is. 730 00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:44,124 Or his hit man anyway. 731 00:28:44,148 --> 00:28:45,164 LUCIFER: Right. 732 00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:46,222 Well, shall we arrest the Perez chap, then? 733 00:28:46,223 --> 00:28:47,831 The FBI has been trying to do that for years. 734 00:28:47,832 --> 00:28:48,897 He's Teflon. He launders 735 00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:50,477 everything through his tanning salon franchise. 736 00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:53,101 Yeah, we can't risk derailing the FBI's case. 737 00:28:53,137 --> 00:28:55,637 We have to go through the court, and we have to get a warrant. 738 00:28:55,673 --> 00:28:56,738 I'll see if I can rush one. 739 00:28:56,774 --> 00:28:58,140 Perez could have Charlotte now. 740 00:28:58,175 --> 00:28:59,942 Ah, I doubt it. 741 00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:02,203 Well, if not, he's after her. 742 00:29:02,238 --> 00:29:03,838 I don't doubt that. 743 00:29:03,873 --> 00:29:05,973 Yeah, why don't you stay here and get the warrant. 744 00:29:06,009 --> 00:29:07,442 I think I've left the cooker on. 745 00:29:07,477 --> 00:29:09,477 (elevator bell dings) 746 00:29:10,547 --> 00:29:12,480 Ah, lovely. You got one on the go. 747 00:29:12,515 --> 00:29:14,649 Right. New information, Maze. 748 00:29:14,684 --> 00:29:17,518 Seems Mum might not be a lying sack of savagery after all, 749 00:29:17,554 --> 00:29:19,520 but it also seems that she's the target 750 00:29:19,556 --> 00:29:21,589 of a vicious cartel hit man. 751 00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:23,658 So you mustn't let her leave the penthouse 752 00:29:23,693 --> 00:29:25,893 until this whole mess is resolved. Right-o? 753 00:29:26,796 --> 00:29:28,830 Your mom's gone. 754 00:29:28,865 --> 00:29:30,431 What? 755 00:29:30,467 --> 00:29:32,834 Well, how did that happen, Maze? 756 00:29:32,869 --> 00:29:34,135 She tricked me, 757 00:29:34,170 --> 00:29:37,105 then head-butted me, then left. 758 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:38,840 (sighs) 759 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,274 Sorry. 760 00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:42,210 Oh, well. 761 00:29:42,245 --> 00:29:44,445 Suppose the worst that could happen 762 00:29:44,481 --> 00:29:46,614 is that she's brutally murdered. 763 00:29:46,649 --> 00:29:48,816 If so, she'll just find a new body 764 00:29:48,852 --> 00:29:51,519 and run right back like a good mum, yeah? 765 00:29:51,554 --> 00:29:52,720 Or not. 766 00:29:52,756 --> 00:29:54,422 I may have let 767 00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:57,158 the whole deal with God thing slip. 768 00:29:57,193 --> 00:29:59,393 So I think she might be running away. 769 00:29:59,429 --> 00:30:02,396 So if she goes into a new body, we'll never find her. 770 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,368 Okay. Then we'll just have to find her before that happens. 771 00:30:07,403 --> 00:30:10,004 I mean, how far can a celestial being 772 00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:12,874 trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get? 773 00:30:12,909 --> 00:30:13,975 Well, let's see. 774 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:16,577 She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, 775 00:30:16,613 --> 00:30:18,813 and she's got a corporate credit card. 776 00:30:21,807 --> 00:30:22,807 Bollocks. 777 00:30:24,396 --> 00:30:26,228 (♪ "I Was Once a Glass of Tang" by Jon Von Letscher, playing ♪ ) 778 00:30:26,229 --> 00:30:29,161 Hello, chaps. Just looking for the head of a big drug cartel. 779 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,296 Is he home? Vicky? 780 00:30:31,848 --> 00:30:33,832 Victor? 781 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:35,767 - Oh! - Oh. Sorry, love. Vicky! 782 00:30:35,802 --> 00:30:36,706 (man shouts) 783 00:30:36,730 --> 00:30:37,636 Ah. 784 00:30:37,637 --> 00:30:39,170 (laughs) 785 00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,105 Ah. Hello. 786 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,308 Mr. Perez, I need you to know 787 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:44,943 that I'm not here to talk to you 788 00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:46,155 about your criminal drug enterprise. 789 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:47,679 I'm here about Charlotte Richards. 790 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,950 Are you, by chance, holding Charlotte prisoner? 791 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:53,899 Who? 792 00:30:53,923 --> 00:30:54,987 Right. I'll take that as a no. 793 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,421 Here's my point. 794 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:56,953 (groaning) 795 00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,568 You may think that she's dead, but she's not, 796 00:30:58,592 --> 00:30:59,936 which is fine, because you also think 797 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,537 that she's still Charlotte, which she's also not. 798 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:02,316 Is that clear? 799 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,128 Ow! 800 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:04,863 I simply need you to promise 801 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:07,198 to stay away from Charlotte Richards. Deal? 802 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,306 Oh. Oh, look at that. 803 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:19,577 Snowstorm in a tanning salon. How ironic. 804 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,548 Oh. Detective. 805 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,995 I think Vicky here is ready for a little bit of show-and-tell. 806 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,685 Emphasis on the show. 807 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:29,187 (shouts) 808 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:31,489 ♪ ♪ 809 00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:33,024 VICTOR (chuckles): Wait a second. 810 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,727 You think I had him killed 'cause he's a narc? 811 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:37,161 Why would I do that? 812 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:38,463 I was using him. 813 00:31:38,498 --> 00:31:40,965 Fed him bogus information on purpose. 814 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:44,068 Had the FBI chasing after their own knobs. 815 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,937 Kid was an asset. 816 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,972 Be stupid to hurt him. 817 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,986 Well, you forgot to tell your buddy Jimmy the plan. 818 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:52,277 Screwdriver to the neck. 819 00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:55,313 The Carpenter? He's dead. 820 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,484 Oh. Did I throw a wrench in your works? 821 00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:02,253 Get it? Screwdriver? Wrench? 822 00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:03,588 It's a whole theme. 823 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:04,756 (laughing) 824 00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:09,594 Ah. How's my little drug kingpin panini? 825 00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:11,462 Not our guy. 826 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:13,898 We have to find someone connected to Marco and Charlotte 827 00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:15,667 that didn't know Jimmy the Carpenter's dead. 828 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:18,002 Well, Jimmy's dead? Tragic. 829 00:32:18,038 --> 00:32:21,506 So assuming the whole cartel knows that, it rules them out 830 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:24,008 and points us to the only way 831 00:32:24,044 --> 00:32:26,077 that Charlotte and Marco are connected: 832 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:28,546 the law firm. 833 00:32:28,582 --> 00:32:30,381 Two shakedowns in one day. I'm in. 834 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:32,750 No more shakedowns, no more tanning booth shenanigans. 835 00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:35,053 You and I have been working together long enough 836 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,988 for you to know how to follow protocol. 837 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,057 I'm sorry, Detective, but Charlotte's in danger. 838 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:40,792 We need to find her. 839 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,761 How did she go from big bad wolf to little lost lamb? 840 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,697 Well, maybe she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, 841 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:49,067 but right now she needs to return to the flock. 842 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,173 Yeah, I worked on that case. 843 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,108 I work on every case that comes through here. 844 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,310 Okay, but the Perez case was sensitive. 845 00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:00,678 You were the only one here 846 00:33:00,714 --> 00:33:02,246 besides Charlotte who knew about it. 847 00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:04,082 Which means you're also 848 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:05,516 the only one here who was aware 849 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,385 of Jimmy the Carpenter's methodology. 850 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,687 Wait. You don't think that I... 851 00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:11,689 Got handy with a screwdriver 852 00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:14,559 and tried to pin it on the Perez cartel? 853 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:15,198 Yes. 854 00:33:15,222 --> 00:33:16,931 (chuckles) That's insane. 855 00:33:16,932 --> 00:33:17,813 CHLOE: What's insane is 856 00:33:17,814 --> 00:33:19,413 a guy with a Harvard law degree 857 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:20,748 still working as an associate. 858 00:33:20,783 --> 00:33:24,284 LUCIFER: Yes. Passed up for partner by old Tom Cruise out there. 859 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,354 Guess you should've been slipping the boss your top gun. 860 00:33:27,390 --> 00:33:29,423 If you're suggesting that I killed 861 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:33,794 an innocent kid and my boss-- my mentor of 12 years-- 862 00:33:33,829 --> 00:33:37,965 all out of professional jealousy, you're crazy. 863 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,433 Hold on. 864 00:33:39,468 --> 00:33:41,602 I don't believe that we mentioned two murders. 865 00:33:41,637 --> 00:33:43,715 I mean, we showed you the crime scene photo of Marco, 866 00:33:43,739 --> 00:33:44,641 but not Charlotte. 867 00:33:44,665 --> 00:33:46,007 Lucifer... 868 00:33:46,008 --> 00:33:49,410 Well, given the information that you presented-- 869 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:52,913 the phone, the shoe-- I just assumed that she was... 870 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,648 Dead? No. 871 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:57,618 Just missing. And if we find her alive, it's gonna be 872 00:33:57,653 --> 00:34:00,087 very interesting to hear what she has to say about you, 873 00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:01,855 her loyal protégé. 874 00:34:01,891 --> 00:34:04,925 This line of questioning is now over. 875 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,493 Why don't you go speak to my attorney. 876 00:34:06,529 --> 00:34:09,530 He's two doors down. 877 00:34:09,565 --> 00:34:12,833 Why would you divulge privileged information to a guy 878 00:34:12,868 --> 00:34:14,768 who's now clearly our lead suspect? 879 00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:17,638 Sorry. I'll get that protocol thing down one day. 880 00:34:20,242 --> 00:34:23,210 ♪ ♪ 881 00:34:23,245 --> 00:34:25,379 ♪ Where's the justice ♪ 882 00:34:25,414 --> 00:34:28,482 ♪ I don't know ♪ 883 00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:31,418 ♪ I've got a fever ♪ 884 00:34:31,454 --> 00:34:35,622 ♪ And it's criminal. ♪ 885 00:34:43,752 --> 00:34:45,385 Why aren't you dead? 886 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,020 What? Who are you? 887 00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:48,288 Don't give me that, Charlotte. 888 00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:49,923 By the way, thanks for using 889 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:52,159 the credit card we opened for the Perez case. 890 00:34:52,194 --> 00:34:54,072 Did you forget I'm the only one that has access to it? 891 00:34:54,096 --> 00:34:55,162 That I'm the only one 892 00:34:55,197 --> 00:34:57,430 who did anything for you at that hellhole? 893 00:34:57,466 --> 00:35:00,000 Hellhole? Are you a demon, too? 894 00:35:00,035 --> 00:35:01,201 Why? 895 00:35:01,236 --> 00:35:02,836 Because I'm a little upset? 896 00:35:02,871 --> 00:35:05,605 Wouldn't you be, too, if you got passed up by Wheeler 897 00:35:05,641 --> 00:35:07,207 with the big wiener? 898 00:35:07,242 --> 00:35:09,509 Oh, I know who you are now. You're the one who killed me. 899 00:35:09,545 --> 00:35:11,311 Well, apparently not. But I am now. 900 00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:12,416 Sorry. 901 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,314 (grunts) 902 00:35:13,315 --> 00:35:14,470 Can't kill my mum. 903 00:35:14,597 --> 00:35:15,249 Oh! 904 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,449 Lucifer! 905 00:35:16,485 --> 00:35:17,818 Detective. 906 00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:19,920 If you're gonna follow me following him, 907 00:35:19,955 --> 00:35:21,822 we should have just drove together. 908 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:26,793 Right, you get him, Detective! 909 00:35:26,829 --> 00:35:29,095 I'll stay here and protect the poor lady! 910 00:35:29,131 --> 00:35:31,131 Protect me? From what? 911 00:35:32,234 --> 00:35:33,800 Ow! 912 00:35:33,836 --> 00:35:35,001 What'd you do that for? 913 00:35:35,037 --> 00:35:36,514 Well, the detective knows you're alive now, 914 00:35:36,538 --> 00:35:38,616 so you're gonna have to sell the whole Charlotte charade. 915 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,540 Need to explain that blood pool somehow. 916 00:35:40,576 --> 00:35:41,817 Oh, you little... 917 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,709 Devil? 918 00:35:42,711 --> 00:35:44,711 Yes. But about that-- 919 00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:47,147 we've never met until now, don't know each other. 920 00:35:47,182 --> 00:35:50,250 I fear it's too much for the detective to handle. 921 00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:55,989 Well, it looks like she can handle quite a bit. 922 00:35:56,024 --> 00:35:57,824 Yeah. 923 00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,860 (chuckles) 924 00:35:58,894 --> 00:36:01,294 (handcuffs clicking) 925 00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:03,530 (indistinct police radio chatter) 926 00:36:06,535 --> 00:36:08,034 (sighs) 927 00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:11,171 Well, it seems that wound was re-aggravated in all the hubbub. 928 00:36:11,206 --> 00:36:12,472 Poor woman. 929 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:14,708 You want to tell me what the hell you were doing? 930 00:36:14,743 --> 00:36:16,588 Well, leading the mouse to the cheese, of course. 931 00:36:16,612 --> 00:36:18,345 I mean, I was gonna be the cat, 932 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:22,215 but then you showed up, so I suppose that makes you the dog. 933 00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:24,050 What am I gonna do with you? 934 00:36:24,086 --> 00:36:25,552 Well, I can think of a few things. 935 00:36:25,587 --> 00:36:27,420 Might need a stretch first though. 936 00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:28,688 You need to follow the rules. 937 00:36:28,724 --> 00:36:30,957 You tell me not to ravage suspects in front of you. 938 00:36:30,993 --> 00:36:32,926 Now I can't do it behind your back either? 939 00:36:32,961 --> 00:36:34,995 I mean, make your mind up, Detective. 940 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:36,930 No more buying my daughter $200 dolls. 941 00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:39,132 Well, why not? You weren't going to. 942 00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:41,935 I was teaching her a lesson. 943 00:36:41,970 --> 00:36:43,937 Neglect 101. You're abandoning her 944 00:36:43,972 --> 00:36:45,739 in her time of need, Detective. 945 00:36:51,213 --> 00:36:54,948 I don't know what happened between you and your mother. 946 00:36:54,983 --> 00:36:57,784 And if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here for you. 947 00:36:57,819 --> 00:36:59,085 But listen to me. 948 00:36:59,121 --> 00:37:00,620 Doing what's best for your child-- 949 00:37:00,656 --> 00:37:04,224 it doesn't always make 'em happy. 950 00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:14,868 (door opens) 951 00:37:14,903 --> 00:37:18,838 I hate to interrupt so late, but, uh... 952 00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:21,107 I just wanted to apologize. 953 00:37:21,143 --> 00:37:22,375 Oh? 954 00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:24,277 Yeah, you were right, Linda. 955 00:37:24,313 --> 00:37:27,814 You see, I really do have a lot to atone for. 956 00:37:27,849 --> 00:37:32,319 I've... made so many mistakes lately. 957 00:37:32,354 --> 00:37:34,187 But a big one was hurting you. 958 00:37:34,222 --> 00:37:36,256 I may have forged a friendship with you 959 00:37:36,291 --> 00:37:38,692 under false pretenses, yes. 960 00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:42,595 But I did consider you a friend. 961 00:37:42,631 --> 00:37:45,332 And I'm deeply sorry that I ruined that. 962 00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:51,871 If anyone understands mistakes, it's a therapist. 963 00:37:51,907 --> 00:37:54,941 Not that you'd know. 964 00:37:54,977 --> 00:37:56,977 (chuckles) 965 00:37:57,012 --> 00:37:58,178 (sighs) 966 00:37:58,213 --> 00:37:59,980 Apology accepted. 967 00:38:01,216 --> 00:38:02,782 Thank you. 968 00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:04,651 Night. 969 00:38:04,686 --> 00:38:06,820 Good night. 970 00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:10,457 (door closes) 971 00:38:10,492 --> 00:38:11,992 (sighs) 972 00:38:12,027 --> 00:38:16,559 (♪ "All The Things Lost" by Ms Mr ♪ ) ♪ Oh, no more apologies ♪ 973 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:19,332 ♪ Need be exchange ♪ 974 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:25,605 ♪ Oh, no words could ever help ♪ 975 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,941 ♪ Relieve this pain ♪ 976 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:34,848 ♪ Easier to live with pain ♪ 977 00:38:34,883 --> 00:38:37,917 ♪ Than have to let it go ♪ 978 00:38:40,689 --> 00:38:45,058 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 979 00:38:45,093 --> 00:38:48,261 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 980 00:38:49,731 --> 00:38:54,234 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪ 981 00:38:54,269 --> 00:38:55,769 (sighs) 982 00:38:57,105 --> 00:39:00,440 (yells) 983 00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:04,477 (elevator bell dings) 984 00:39:16,258 --> 00:39:18,358 (clears throat) 985 00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:23,596 What on earth is that? 986 00:39:23,632 --> 00:39:25,231 Cheesy noodles. 987 00:39:25,267 --> 00:39:28,701 It's what mothers make to bring their children joy. 988 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:32,572 I saw it on the flat-screen. 989 00:39:32,607 --> 00:39:34,240 (chuckles softly) 990 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,077 That explains all the cheese. 991 00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:43,349 Lucifer... 992 00:39:43,385 --> 00:39:46,986 I wish, with all my being, 993 00:39:47,022 --> 00:39:50,190 that things could go back to the way things were. 994 00:39:50,225 --> 00:39:52,892 With you... 995 00:39:52,928 --> 00:39:56,096 and all my children again in Heaven. 996 00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:02,902 I want what your father took from me. 997 00:40:02,938 --> 00:40:05,839 I want my home back. 998 00:40:10,212 --> 00:40:13,947 But I know that's not possible. 999 00:40:13,982 --> 00:40:16,683 So I want to do what I can 1000 00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:21,955 to be a good mother to you here, on Earth. 1001 00:40:30,465 --> 00:40:32,465 It's too late. 1002 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:37,337 You abandoned me, Mum. 1003 00:40:37,372 --> 00:40:41,341 You just stood by and watched as I was cast out. 1004 00:40:41,376 --> 00:40:45,478 Thrown into Hell and vilified for all eternity. 1005 00:40:47,349 --> 00:40:50,016 There aren't enough cheesy noodles in the universe 1006 00:40:50,051 --> 00:40:52,152 to fix all that, I'm afraid. 1007 00:40:56,658 --> 00:40:58,658 Okay. 1008 00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:00,827 (thunder rumbling softly) 1009 00:41:11,006 --> 00:41:13,206 Your father never sent you to Hell. 1010 00:41:15,143 --> 00:41:17,977 I did. 1011 00:41:18,013 --> 00:41:20,513 Oh, great. Much better. 1012 00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:24,551 I did it to save your life. 1013 00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:29,022 After the rebellion, your father was angry. 1014 00:41:29,057 --> 00:41:31,691 Deeply angry. 1015 00:41:34,663 --> 00:41:37,497 He wanted to destroy you. 1016 00:41:37,532 --> 00:41:40,900 I begged him not to. 1017 00:41:40,936 --> 00:41:45,572 I asked him to send you to Hell instead. 1018 00:41:46,641 --> 00:41:50,443 I did it because I love you, son. 1019 00:41:51,479 --> 00:41:54,414 And I always will. 1020 00:41:54,449 --> 00:41:57,317 However... 1021 00:41:57,352 --> 00:42:00,053 if you still need me 1022 00:42:00,088 --> 00:42:02,956 to return me to Hell, I understand. 1023 00:42:04,593 --> 00:42:06,793 You do what is right for you. 1024 00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:09,195 (chuckles) 1025 00:42:09,231 --> 00:42:11,164 That's very gracious of you, Mother. 1026 00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:12,365 (chuckles) 1027 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,467 Okay, but please don't send me back to Hell. 1028 00:42:14,502 --> 00:42:16,603 (both chuckle) 1029 00:42:18,506 --> 00:42:21,541 But I meant the rest. 1030 00:42:23,478 --> 00:42:25,912 I know you did. 1031 00:42:27,582 --> 00:42:28,982 All right. 1032 00:42:29,017 --> 00:42:30,650 All right, you can stay. 1033 00:42:30,685 --> 00:42:32,719 For now. 1034 00:42:32,754 --> 00:42:34,821 Just until I... 1035 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:37,190 figure out what I need to do. 1036 00:42:37,225 --> 00:42:39,492 Thank you, son. 1037 00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:41,394 Yeah. 1038 00:42:50,639 --> 00:42:52,739 (laughs softly) 1039 00:42:59,414 --> 00:43:03,514 (♪ "Last Damn Night" by Elle King, playing ♪ ) 1040 00:43:04,419 --> 00:43:10,623 ♪ So I'm gonna live my life like it's my last damn night ♪ 1041 00:43:10,659 --> 00:43:13,693 ♪ 'Cause when the clock strikes 12:00 ♪ 1042 00:43:14,763 --> 00:43:16,003 ♪ We're all gonna go to hell. ♪