1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:02,935 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:03,969 Everyone just calls me Beck. 3 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,671 And you are Joe? 4 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,006 Goldberg. 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,974 A guy needs to protect himself, 6 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:11,477 and your name was a glorious place to start. 7 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,746 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 8 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,048 was your address. 9 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,450 Professor Leahy. 10 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,419 Professor Obvious wants to sleep with you. 11 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,287 Your friends are disloyal, 12 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,256 and that Peach is the queen bee. 13 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,859 How broke are you? 14 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,095 Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich born, boarding school bred. 15 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:32,565 God, you make me insane. 16 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,902 Oh! 17 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,204 I think I know you. 18 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,640 Oh, right. Of course. 19 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:45,177 You're smart, except in the ways you are really not, 20 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,212 like not locking your phone. 21 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,647 Maybe we could get a drink sometime. 22 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,249 Sure. 23 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,884 What you really need is someone to save you. 24 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,086 Man, I'm thinking maybe-- 25 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,954 Whatever you think I did... 26 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:57,156 I can help, Beck. 27 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,290 ...you got the wrong guy. 28 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:01,294 Let me help you. 29 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,963 Tonight's the night, Beck. 30 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,099 Our first date. 31 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,603 It just feels right, right? 32 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,342 I'm looking forward to it, and I think, 33 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,478 obvious hangover aside, you are, too. 34 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,214 But I've read people wrong in the past. 35 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:25,350 One day, I'll tell you about Candace, 36 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,853 every red flag I was blind to, 37 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,122 how destroyed I was. 38 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,824 What can I say? We all have baggage. 39 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:35,227 But I feel like I'm dealing with it the right way. 40 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,597 Not bothering you, just checking it. 41 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,304 Hanging with you like this is admittedly honing skills 42 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:50,176 I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy. 43 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,515 You can't afford new clothes, but let's be real. 44 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:59,152 You'd look perfect in a potato sack. 45 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,923 Not a criticism, God knows I am, too, 46 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:06,426 but you seem distracted. 47 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,797 Of course, a new phone. 48 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,166 Not sure how you went 24 hours without one. 49 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,902 As you activate your new friend there, 50 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,038 I know you think you're also deactivating your old one. 51 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:21,807 But here's where you're wrong. 52 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,442 Your old phone, which I have, 53 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,845 is still logged into the cloud. 54 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:33,385 And that means I'm still logged into you. 55 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,554 Sci-fi movies are so wrong. 56 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,456 Technology is our friend. 57 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,591 You've reached Benji. Leave some love. Namaste. 58 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,426 Hey, look, you haven't texted back. 59 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:44,363 Just let me know you're okay, okay? 60 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:48,168 That's all I ask. This is really annoying, Benji. 61 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,672 It is annoying. 62 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,941 You're not thinking about us, you're thinking about him. 63 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:59,444 I kind of thought I took care of that for you, Beck. 64 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,513 Want to start off the class this morning? 65 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,015 - Sure. - Good. 66 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,683 My last T.A. was like a little mouse, 67 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,218 - afraid of public speaking. - Oh, that's my job. 68 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,786 Well, lucky us, you're good at it. 69 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,855 We're still on for tomorrow, drinks, poetry? 70 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,192 Nothing if not up for both of those. 71 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,735 Hey, they came for the big day. 72 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:25,604 Want me move them down to the basement? 73 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,539 No, I'll do that. Just get started on the window display. 74 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,542 Oh, hey, I was thinking about making cookies for #ReleaseDay. 75 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,978 Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook: 76 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,147 Cook Cosmically for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness". 77 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,682 Kill me. 78 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,617 Sounds great, Ethan. 79 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,117 Oh, and that kid is back. 80 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,821 Paco? 81 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,893 Hey, speed reader. 82 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,961 Hi, Joe. 83 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,596 What are you reading? 84 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,064 This book about werewolves the girls in my class 85 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,565 won't stop talking about. 86 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,869 It's more about love stuff than werewolf stuff. 87 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,372 There should be right up here... 88 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:03,710 Yeah, it's right here. Here, try this. 89 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,346 "Frankenstein"? 90 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,648 Yeah, the monster is really cool and scary 91 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,184 but also not really the monster. 92 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,186 What does that mean? 93 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,687 Just read it. You can tell me. 94 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:18,992 Ethan's got snacks. Set 'em up. 95 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,911 Let me the hell outta here! 96 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,213 Now! 97 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,981 Settle down, Benji. 98 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,017 Let's talk. 99 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,192 Okay, granted I didn't think too far ahead 100 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:55,927 when I swung that mallet. 101 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:58,830 I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 102 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:01,033 the kind you know is bad but can't stop taking. 103 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,568 So I did what I had to do to help you, Beck. 104 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:06,038 And now, there's an adult human male 105 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,472 in the basement of this bookstore. 106 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,740 Somebody! 107 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:09,941 The basement's soundproof. 108 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,443 Aah! 109 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,378 The owner loved to read in peace down here. 110 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,314 I'm sorry. 111 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,682 I told you, I don't know who you are, 112 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,084 I don't know why I'm here. I swear. 113 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,920 Confession, I have no idea what to do with him now. 114 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:24,089 I'm gonna give you my family lawyer's number. 115 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,557 He'll get you paid. 116 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,259 Of course he thinks I want money. 117 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,960 You know who my father is? 118 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,963 Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager. 119 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:34,333 We have a jet. We'll send you anywhere in the world. 120 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,903 Best case, that's somewhere far away from you, Beck. 121 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:41,473 Worst case, that ends with prison time. 122 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,043 Not an option. 123 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:48,513 It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear. 124 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,149 Go to hell. 125 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,485 I don't eat gluten. 126 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,021 It's an allergy, okay? That shit is real. 127 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,024 Gluten, dairy, if I ate a peanut, I could die. 128 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,960 Well, gosh, whatever can I get you? 129 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:04,930 I'd just like a bare burger wrapped in chard. 130 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,698 Or I could do sushi. 131 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:07,866 Sushi? 132 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:11,371 My diet is limited. Please? 133 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,806 Whoever you are, you're not a killer. 134 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,475 Oh, how I wish I was. 135 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,577 This would be much less complicated. 136 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,645 Let me out of here. 137 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:23,849 I won't say anything to anyone. 138 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,284 He doesn't even know my name. I can figure this out. 139 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,520 I'm claustrophobic. 140 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,557 My blood sugar's low. 141 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,128 Is this sugar? 142 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:39,131 I found it in your wallet along with three bars of Xanax, 143 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,867 Adderall, half a sheet of, I think, acid, is it? 144 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,468 Whatever. It's not even for me. 145 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:44,569 I network. I own a business. 146 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,037 That's right, Home Soda. 147 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,273 It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up. 148 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,541 Is it? 149 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,043 Do your investors know you do heroin? 150 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:55,280 Or your--your father? How about your girlfriend? 151 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:58,584 I don't have a girlfriend. 152 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,455 Oh, shit! 153 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:06,159 That's where I know you from. 154 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,462 You were in the cab! 155 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,863 Beck's cab! 156 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:13,298 She--she said your name. 157 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,534 It's Jimmy. No. 158 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,336 This is Joe. He literally saved my life. 159 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:19,671 It's Joe! 160 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,174 Now, that's a complication. 161 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,243 Do not tell me that you're doing this because of Beck. 162 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:26,511 She's not my girlfriend. 163 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:27,913 You can have her! 164 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,047 Take her! 165 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:30,449 Careful, Benji. 166 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,950 Not winning any points. 167 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:32,984 If you knew her, 168 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:35,320 you would not be putting me in a cage 169 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:39,292 and ruining your life over Guinevere Goddamn Beck! 170 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,495 If you want out, 171 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,231 you'll do what I want. 172 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,171 The days of being with a man who doesn't value you, 173 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,673 those are over. 174 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,477 If we can get over the first date hump. 175 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:01,379 Can't help it, worried about Benji. 176 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,114 That's why it's so crucial Benji's out of your picture. 177 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,016 Please, he's off getting shit-faced. 178 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,985 Or he's in some kind of trouble. 179 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,521 What we have right now is just a little spark. 180 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,423 Every choice is a message. 181 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,260 With Candace, I always felt like I was pushing. 182 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,363 But now I realize, can't force it, 183 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,332 the timing, the spark. 184 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,034 So you tell me if you're too distracted, Beck. 185 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:25,737 You decide. 186 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:28,774 Sure. Looking forward. Free at six. 187 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:48,293 So it was just one of those cheesy diaries with a lock, 188 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,161 but I couldn't stop writing. 189 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:53,899 I just--I felt better having it all down on paper, you know? 190 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,067 And then I did this little creative writing assignment 191 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,969 and it just blew my teacher's mind. 192 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,472 She acted like it was the best thing she'd... 193 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:03,108 Honestly, part of me thought this date would never come, 194 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,810 and now it feels so easy, so right. 195 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:09,347 This is how our story goes, Beck. 196 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,650 And here I am. 197 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:15,253 Sometimes you just, you do things on instinct 198 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:18,790 because you have to, and then you scramble, you know. 199 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:22,694 Yeah, I kinda know. 200 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,963 I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, 201 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,666 I might discover you aren't on social media. 202 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,303 Fact, it renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upside. 203 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,837 I'm an old-fashioned guy. 204 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,839 I like real life. 205 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,308 What about your job? 206 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,676 Bookstore manager or-- 207 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,811 or international super spy, which is-- 208 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,848 I mean, is that your goal or-- 209 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,251 I know I'm in a city full of people 210 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,054 with--with--with big, fat neon sign aspirations. 211 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:53,025 And I know it's not cool to say and it's not big and flashy... 212 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,463 but I love books, 213 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:03,234 and I want my life to be about what I actually love. 214 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:06,138 Yeah, I get that. 215 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,112 Sorry, just a second, okay? 216 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,414 Yeah, go ahead. 217 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,517 Hey. 218 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:22,520 Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach. 219 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:23,922 I'm the one who told you I was worried. 220 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,226 Okay. Yes, I'm coming. 221 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:33,298 I'm sorry, I have to go. 222 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,368 This friend, he just--apparently he had to go meet someone 223 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,069 and never came back. 224 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,371 It's worrying. 225 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,872 We can pick it up some other time if you have to. 226 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,074 All right, thank you. 227 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:45,043 I hope your friend is okay. 228 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,711 I thought I'd done it, 229 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:48,847 gotten Benji out of our way. 230 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,083 Looks like I have to finish the job. 231 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,188 To figure out what to do with the poster boy 232 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,090 for white male privilege in the cage, 233 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:01,359 I need to understand who he truly is. 234 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,696 And to do that, I need to know what he cares about. 235 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,164 This is totally unfair. 236 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,666 If I knew you were gonna quiz me, 237 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,401 I'd have put more recent books on the list. 238 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,903 So bottom line, you've never even read "On the Road". 239 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,538 It's very possible to read a book 240 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:16,441 without having to read it in the traditional manner. 241 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,575 You can read about a book. 242 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:21,780 Yeah, I get it. 243 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,014 You're a fraud. 244 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,949 Here, give me the stupid book. 245 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,052 I'll read it right now, you sadistic prick. 246 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:30,188 Anything to get me out of here. 247 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,357 I do understand something about you now, Beck. 248 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,894 You somehow think this guy is all you deserve. 249 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,629 You're looking a little gray and mealy in there. 250 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,031 Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash! 251 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,600 I thought it wasn't for you. 252 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,769 Fine. 253 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,006 You happy? It's mine. I'm a chipper. 254 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:51,142 I never do it more than three days in a row. 255 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,510 And I'm quitting. 256 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,915 Okay, only if you're quitting. 257 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,991 Doesn't work that way. 258 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:10,296 It's only one way. 259 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,900 Thank you. Thank you. 260 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:21,874 Just one more thing. 261 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,477 Password. 262 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,452 Leanna. 263 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,221 L-E-A-N-N-A. 264 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,457 His phone lock is another girl's name, Beck. 265 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,328 Jesus Christ. 266 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,397 Oh, yeah. 267 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,906 Well, he's been living a frankly off-brand life 268 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,841 for a guy who markets health soda. 269 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,610 Based on the evidence, 270 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,078 he's not missing you when you're gone. 271 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,515 You don't mean anything to him. 272 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,024 Say cheese. 273 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,592 I was worried. I called his mother. 274 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,127 We were about to call the police, and he's high 275 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,729 in some random shitburg in Massachusetts 276 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,864 according to his geolocation. 277 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:22,433 Don't say geolocation. You're not a stalker. 278 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,536 At least we know he's fine, just being the worst. 279 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:28,173 So we're all gonna go try that new bar tonight, right? 280 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,108 In SoHo. 281 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,775 You are such a lush. 282 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,710 Shit, I can't go. I'm sorry. 283 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,713 I'm supposed to have drinks with my thesis adviser. 284 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,115 Oh. 285 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,851 Ugh, scale of one to ten, how pervy? 286 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,519 He won an award for a book of poems 287 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,056 that probably has 35 references to, like, vagina lips. 288 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,125 Well, banging your professor is like a grad school 289 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,560 - rite of passage. - Is it? 290 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,461 Annika's like the Wikipedia page for slut, so... 291 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,864 Whatever. I banged my bio professor. 292 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,199 It was fine. 293 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,800 Notably, I passed the class. 294 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,402 You know, eyes on the prize. 295 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,803 Ovary up, girl. 296 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,239 Beck doesn't want to ovary up. 297 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,141 He controls my status as a T.A. 298 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,542 He could knock me out of my housing. 299 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,245 Or you could not figure it out and report him. 300 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,414 I think it only works that way in the movies. 301 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:13,451 Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow. 302 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,119 My party. 303 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,890 Tomorrow is the anniversary of my parents' divorce. 304 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,426 The party I always have to distract myself. 305 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,063 Of course. Sorry. I'm coming. 306 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,370 One more line, man, come on. 307 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,874 Just tell me your plan and I will help you. 308 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,642 Where is she right now? 309 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,711 She's partying her face off with Lynn and Annika, right? 310 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,213 Actually, she's about to meet her thesis adviser, 311 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,250 but glad to hear you take her seriously. 312 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:49,921 See, this is what I'm telling you. 313 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,891 You see this hardworking writer chick. 314 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,626 How could you not? 315 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,728 She's branded the living shit out of herself 316 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,962 across the Internet. 317 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,530 I want you to know, 318 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,165 if I wasn't about to be late to see you, 319 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,101 I would beat this guy bloody 320 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,069 for the way he talks about you. 321 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:09,107 I'm telling you, this is her thing. 322 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,143 Right now, she's got on red lipstick 323 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,747 and she's getting ready to work her professor hard 324 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,949 for that "A". 325 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,985 I'll see you later, Benji. 326 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,954 Hey, come back. 327 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,958 I'm hungry! 328 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,501 There's a directness. 329 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,903 That's what's special about your work. 330 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,306 So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it. 331 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,342 Thanks. That's really helpful. 332 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,478 And coming from you, it means a lot. 333 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:51,049 A lot of people find a direct woman irresistible. 334 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,952 You should lean into that in your life as well. 335 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,088 Yeah, easier said than done. 336 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,891 Well, you can always practice on me. 337 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,994 I'm safe. 338 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,564 You really have nothing to be nervous about. 339 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:10,668 The world is your bright red apple. 340 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:14,340 You think he writes these lines in advance like a poem? 341 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,177 I wish I had your... confidence. 342 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:24,816 Putting your work out into the world is a service. 343 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,517 I'll try and remember that. 344 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,486 I wouldn't tell you if you weren't talented. 345 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,822 I'm happy to share all my secrets. 346 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:35,494 So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge what there is here. 347 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:49,074 Don't touch me. It's not sexy, it's repulsive. 348 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:54,679 Sorry, but this is-- 349 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,080 You invited me to. 350 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,882 No, I didn't. 351 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,650 You flirt brazenly. 352 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,819 You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. 353 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,287 What do you call that? 354 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,756 - It's crazy. - If you're gonna stay 355 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,493 on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, 356 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,828 cover your tits, 357 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,697 stop the blow-job eyes, 358 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,167 and write... better. 359 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,869 I like you, 360 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,570 but clearly you're overworked. 361 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:23,641 It's only right to release you from the T.A. position. 362 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:24,742 No. No, please. 363 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,945 Get some rest. 364 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,547 You're right to be angry. 365 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,217 Some things can't just be allowed to be. 366 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,188 Something has to be done about someone like him. 367 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,670 Hello. 368 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,406 Hey, where are you? 369 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,442 I'm in the Village. 370 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:01,479 Maybe we can finish our talk. 371 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,683 Yeah, I'll be there in 15. 372 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,830 Are you staring at my lipstick? 373 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,098 No, no. No, I'm not. 374 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,532 I'm not. No, it's just different. 375 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:24,936 No, I just--I wanted to try something new, 376 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,205 but you're right, it's not really me. 377 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,173 So why did you call me? 378 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,742 I don't know. Spontaneous impulse. 379 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,778 That's okay. You'll learn you can tell me anything. 380 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,279 We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, 381 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,681 he was missing, right? 382 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,750 Oh, God, he's fine. He's just an idiot. 383 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,886 Agree with you there, but you want to keep it light. 384 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,421 I can do that. 385 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,491 Okay, this couple here coming in the door, 386 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,793 what do you think, first date? 387 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,630 Third. She's not sure she wants to seal the deal. 388 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,265 Hmm. 389 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,001 And those two. 390 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,870 Where? 391 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,138 Brink of divorce. 392 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,741 Ooh, that's cold. 393 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,411 Okay. 394 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,780 Oh, that's easy. 395 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,284 It's us in 30 years. 396 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,286 And that was way too much. 397 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,955 I love that. 398 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,392 Wow, you're in super good shape for an old guy. 399 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,861 Thank you, and you, if I may say, 400 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,797 are hot as ever. 401 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,399 But in a dignified, age-appropriate away. 402 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,737 It's all the yoga. It keeps me young. 403 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,842 To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy 404 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,311 that you could come tonight. 405 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,812 It's been the worst day. 406 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,949 My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me. 407 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,184 Oh, you're kidding. 408 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,952 The most embarrassing part is 409 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,022 I actually thought he believed in me and my work. 410 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,523 This isn't your fault. 411 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,792 Yeah, but dumb shit like this happens all the time. 412 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,628 I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet 413 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:01,400 for, like, dudes with serious issues. 414 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,970 So what are you gonna do about your thesis adviser? 415 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,273 I don't know. Get through it. 416 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,445 I believe in you. 417 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,717 Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tomorrow? 418 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,586 Already booking our next date. 419 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:25,089 It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's. 420 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,757 Like J.D. Salinger? 421 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:27,992 I mean, yes. 422 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,260 Whoa! Wow. 423 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,062 But she doesn't like to talk about it. 424 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,396 And she's a sweetheart. 425 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,032 Her family's just a little, you know? 426 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,002 Yeah, whose isn't? 427 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,116 Mm. I like yours better. 428 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,687 Well, let's give thanks to our lord Stephen King, 429 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,456 who bestoweth books so that our bookstores 430 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,992 in third dimensional locations may live. 431 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,195 It's cool how you get in the monster's POV. 432 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,397 You understand why he does stuff. 433 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,733 Almost like it's... 434 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,134 Justified? 435 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:12,236 Yeah, but then it's weird, 436 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,804 'cause he's bad but not all bad. 437 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,539 Quick Twitter break for Benj. 438 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,008 Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's the bad one 439 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,878 for even making him, right? 440 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,681 Well, I think it's open to your interpretation. 441 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,851 You ready? 442 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:30,221 Let's do it then. Release the kraken! 443 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,590 Hey, come on in. Hey, good morning. 444 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,925 Cookies, homemade, not just for me. 445 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,161 Get a book. 446 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:40,865 Thank you so much. Your receipt is in the book. 447 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,633 Whoa, we need another box already. 448 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,268 Ethan, can you watch the register for a second? 449 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,503 Kid ran down to the basement to get it. 450 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,171 I'm an idiot. What? No. 451 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,373 Yeah, I saw him grab the key. 452 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:50,876 Paco! 453 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,256 Paco! 454 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,424 What did I say? 455 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,792 I'm sorry. 456 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,327 I told you not to come down here. 457 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,895 I just wanted to grab a book. 458 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,663 Don't be an idiot! Why would you do that? 459 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,865 - I'm sorry. - Why? 460 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,114 So what happened with you and Professor Vaj Lips? 461 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,583 Let's just say I better find a better job 462 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,918 or some kind of housing or-- 463 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,655 I don't know. 464 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,559 Okay, enough of this shit. 465 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,428 Peach, no. I can't-- I can't accept it. 466 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,863 Stop. 467 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,501 It's just first, last, and a deposit, okay. 468 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,304 Don't be so noble, okay. 469 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,706 Just take the check and stop stressing. 470 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,809 Here. 471 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,418 Jesus Christ. 472 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:10,654 If you want to kill me, what the hell are you waiting for? 473 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,257 Why would I want to kill him? 474 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,792 Who wants to kill people? 475 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,193 Three cups, 476 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,462 one is your brand, Home Soda. 477 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,064 It's the best, right? 478 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,465 So prove it. 479 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,867 Tell me which one it is. 480 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:25,069 If I get this right, I get a fix? 481 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,072 If you get this right, 482 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,809 I'll let you out. 483 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,090 I need a palate cleanser. 484 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,959 Cup two. 485 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,267 Three. 486 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:06,310 One, two, or three? 487 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,580 I don't know. 488 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:13,717 Wait! None of them, okay! 489 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:16,387 They all taste like stale, cheap drugstore soda. 490 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,590 They're not mine. 491 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:20,958 They're all yours. 492 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,359 That's bullshit! 493 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,296 Home Soda is, obviously. 494 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,698 Let me out of here! 495 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:29,667 Let me out of here! 496 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,737 You psychopath! 497 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,742 Fine! 498 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:41,645 You win! I lose! 499 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,747 We all lose. 500 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:48,085 What am I gonna do with this lying sack of shit, Beck? 501 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:50,188 You want Beck, right? 502 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,757 Let's--let's be clear. 503 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:57,595 She does not want to be with a guy like you. 504 00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,830 I can help you. 505 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,067 No. Actually, she invited me to a party tonight. 506 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,335 To Peach Salinger's. 507 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,972 A Salinger party, oh, Joe. 508 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:10,975 She--she's taking you to add texture. 509 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,710 She wants to seem interesting, 510 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:15,379 like she hangs out with real folk. 511 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,281 She's deep, she's an artist. 512 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,883 Truth? 513 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,118 Beck will always leave someone like you 514 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,554 for someone who can take her places. 515 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:25,656 We never made it to a single party 516 00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,625 'cause she couldn't jump on me fast enough. 517 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:30,729 She's playing you for a chump, my friend. 518 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,868 So yeah, it was really bad. 519 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,704 Basically, food poisoning is the reason why 520 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,273 Peach and I are friends. 521 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,908 Puke does bond you. 522 00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:45,676 She show you her ladle? 523 00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:47,177 She's got this red kitchen ladle. 524 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:49,046 It's a whole call-you-daddy, spank me thing. 525 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,482 She's kinky as shit with me 526 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,551 because I'm loaded. 527 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,352 Not you 'cause-- 'cause who are you? 528 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:58,055 So hopefully nothing gastrointestinal happens, 529 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:02,394 but I do hope you guys like each other. 530 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,899 You want to change that. 531 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,336 You need me. 532 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,708 Shit. 533 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:25,316 One look and I can tell you, not my crowd. 534 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:30,087 What they are is everything Benji claims you want to be. 535 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,388 Beckalish. 536 00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:32,923 Hi. 537 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,325 Hey. 538 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,926 Mwah, mwah. 539 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,227 - Here you go. - Thank you. 540 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:39,096 Is this Joseph? 541 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,264 Joe. 542 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,532 Am I just texture here, Beck? 543 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,467 Now, Joseph... 544 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:44,868 Just--just Joe. 545 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,503 I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here. 546 00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:48,872 So make yourself at home. Everyone here is friendly. 547 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:51,376 Brown people don't bite. 548 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,813 Alumni. 549 00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,349 Where'd you go? 550 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,284 I didn't. 551 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,652 Hmm. 552 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,588 Come on. 553 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,232 I blacked out. 554 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:18,669 Annika Atwater, rich and #carefree, 555 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,271 building a brand as a body positive influencer, 556 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:22,973 which seems to involve 557 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,843 wearing a lot of free stuff on Instagram. 558 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:28,946 Lynn Lieser, publicist, #cocktaillover. 559 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,848 Daughter of a surgeon and tech CEO, adopted, 560 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:34,419 and has all the smugness, none of the angst. 561 00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:10,554 If you have a full set, each one of them is worth 562 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,756 three times as much for a collector. 563 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:14,825 You've read that one? 564 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,728 Just the first one. 565 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:21,032 Typical. 566 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:26,337 You think I need some illiterate working in my shop? 567 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,606 No, hey. 568 00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:30,974 If you want to work in this shop, 569 00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:34,011 you learn the value of these books. 570 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,946 Mr. Mooney, please. 571 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:39,016 Everything you need is in there. 572 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,551 - Please! - Joseph. 573 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,188 There you are. 574 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:46,223 It's Joe, just Joe. 575 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,892 This is a lovely collection, Peaches. 576 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,495 It's Peach, and, I mean, you've 577 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:54,832 probably read more of these books than I have. 578 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,469 A good salesman has to know his product, right? 579 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:03,340 So you met Beck at a book shop, right? 580 00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,042 That's right. 581 00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:07,244 Only in New York. 582 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,812 And then you just happened to meet again. 583 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:12,349 Casual tone, detective eyes. 584 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,017 Well, it's lucky we did. 585 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,620 She was on the tracks at the time. 586 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:18,288 So I heard. 587 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:20,023 Oh, God, thank goodness for you. 588 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:23,494 I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places 589 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:27,365 at the very right moment. 590 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:32,470 Oh, it's time for the toast. 591 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,085 So in the time I was in there, 592 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:50,721 you attract Benji 2.0. 593 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,856 Peach looks thrilled. 594 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,458 Are you thrilled? 595 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,761 What do you want? 596 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,139 So which Beck are you? 597 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,310 The one I see or the one Benji does? 598 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,550 Hey, stranger. 599 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,718 How are you holding up? 600 00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:24,022 Having fun? 601 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:31,296 Beck. 602 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:36,033 Why did you bring me here? 603 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:39,303 I don't know. I thought it could be fun? 604 00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:41,905 I don't think I have a lot in common 605 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:44,975 with your other friends. 606 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,412 I like that about you. 607 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,915 I always think I'm gonna love these things, 608 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,784 yet somehow never do. 609 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,853 Then why did we come? 610 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,789 It's been this way since Brown. 611 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,391 Just feels like I'm getting sucked in 612 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:03,527 and I could just be me, 613 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:07,064 yet that somehow never feels quite good enough. 614 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:09,800 You know, I stole this dress to fit in, 615 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,001 which is pathetic. 616 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,402 I don't know about that. 617 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:14,171 Yeah, not as pathetic as the fact that Peach 618 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,873 wrote me a check to keep me afloat, 619 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,877 which I don't want to cash but now I have to. 620 00:31:21,846 --> 00:31:25,115 Look, if you're not one of them, 621 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:27,951 it's just 'cause stuff didn't just get handed to you. 622 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,386 It didn't. 623 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,088 Right, and when it's like that, 624 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:35,359 sometimes, to survive... 625 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,130 you have to show some teeth. 626 00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:44,335 And I'm guessing that yours are pretty sharp. 627 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:56,713 I'm glad we met, glad we're friends. 628 00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:57,115 For the love of Christ. 629 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,557 Joe? I know that voice. 630 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:10,093 Joe Goldberg? 631 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,663 Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend. 632 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,132 Great, a little soon for you to hear this, Beck, 633 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,300 but here we go. 634 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,568 Wow, Maddie, that's crazy. 635 00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:20,070 It's so good to see you. 636 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:21,371 This is Beck. 637 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,707 Hey. 638 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:26,944 So I heard about you and Candace. 639 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,845 You know, I thought we were pretty happy, 640 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:32,449 but she thought she could be happier with some guy in Rome. 641 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,319 So you know, I get it. She's following her bliss. 642 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,523 It's just how she left so suddenly. 643 00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:42,125 I mean, we were all kind of hurt. 644 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,928 Would you excuse us? My Uber is here. 645 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,229 It was nice to meet you. 646 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:49,500 Sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie. 647 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:56,039 I just felt like that needed to be over. 648 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,243 Let's get you home. 649 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,482 Be here for Paco. 650 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,352 What could he possibly need from me? 651 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,755 He needs someone who isn't drunk, Ron, how about that? 652 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,961 What the hell is wrong with you, punching a wall? 653 00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:20,998 Solve our problems. 654 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,333 I'm sorry. 655 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,334 It's okay. 656 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,902 It's not okay to yell. 657 00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:27,771 Grown-ups do it all the time. 658 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:28,873 Grown-ups are assholes. 659 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,345 Some people used to yell at me, too, you know. 660 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,815 And I don't want to be like them. 661 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,118 I got you something. 662 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:55,465 I can't take this in the house. 663 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:56,467 Ron. 664 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,005 So all the bathrooms in the building 665 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,607 have the same kind of ceiling. 666 00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,509 So go in the bathroom. 667 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:09,613 The ceiling tiles around the vent move if you push them. 668 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,681 So you push one... 669 00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:16,253 pop the book in there, slide it closed. 670 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,655 Like a secret hiding place. 671 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,791 Cool. 672 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,592 Thank you. 673 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:25,062 Mm-hmm. 674 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,698 Have a good night, Paco. 675 00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:32,970 If you want it, it's here. 676 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:49,352 You are not responsible for my feelings, 677 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,855 I am, but for the record, 678 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:56,493 I feel like congealed, day-old egg rolls right about now. 679 00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:59,763 What was the point of taking me to that party? 680 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,631 Benji was right. 681 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:02,934 Benji! 682 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,888 Honestly, I get how he feels. 683 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:27,124 You left me here to die! 684 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,860 You left me here to die! 685 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:35,566 Enough of this, just kill me! 686 00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:51,348 Hi. 687 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:53,617 I-- 688 00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:57,120 I just--I want to ask you to please reconsider. 689 00:35:57,121 --> 00:36:00,824 I need the T.A. job. 690 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,260 I need housing. 691 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:07,331 Can we maybe discuss placing me with another adviser? 692 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,066 It's the middle of the term. 693 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:12,869 I know. 694 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:15,372 Inconvenient, but it's-- 695 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,208 it's really important. 696 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:20,510 I wish you the best. 697 00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:24,014 But I really can't, in good conscience, do that. 698 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:27,218 I understand. 699 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,631 So I-- 700 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,702 I guess I'm realizing I have no choice... 701 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,279 but to share this. 702 00:36:57,782 --> 00:37:00,250 And that is? 703 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:03,386 Well, it can fit in one tweet. 704 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,256 A list of six women who have a story about you. 705 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:08,825 Not hard to find, didn't take much asking around. 706 00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:09,926 What's the term again, 707 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,229 harassment or misconduct? 708 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,863 Anyway, they were too scared to come forward, 709 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:17,734 but then we realized it's harder to dismiss seven women 710 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,569 with the same story. 711 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:22,472 That's not possible. 712 00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:23,873 I've done nothing inappropriate. 713 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:26,376 You want to make yourself a public liar? 714 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,878 That actually would sink your career. 715 00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:31,949 Blackmail is not something you live down. 716 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,519 You're trying to call my bluff, 717 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,055 but I'm not bluffing. 718 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,892 So your call. 719 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:51,067 I've had a lot of time to think in here. 720 00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:54,170 You're right. 721 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:58,508 I am a fraud. 722 00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:03,046 I've done things worse than you. 723 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:06,082 And that's how I know, Joe, 724 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,852 you're not a killer. 725 00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:15,892 I want to tell you something. 726 00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:18,094 And once I tell you, 727 00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:20,063 I'll know your worst secret. 728 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:23,466 You'll know mine. 729 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:26,937 Then you can let me go. 730 00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:37,213 Yeah! We thought this group was strong. 731 00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:40,250 A lot of interesting stuff in Benji's nightstand. 732 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,951 But he was right. 733 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:44,988 The thumb drive is by far the most interesting. 734 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,924 It started out your standard issue frat hazing, 735 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:51,295 but a certain intensity kicked in. 736 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:55,332 Then the coke or the homophobia. 737 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,599 Teach this bitch a lesson. 738 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,001 Teach him a lesson! 739 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,369 They all stood there, 740 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:01,271 laughing. 741 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:03,106 - And Benji... - Whoo! 742 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,375 ...was the worst because he stood there 743 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:06,743 holding the camera. 744 00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:08,713 Dumbass, wake up, dumb-ass! 745 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:12,449 Oh, shit! 746 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,917 Their parents made it go away, 747 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,886 but Benji kept a copy of the video, 748 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:18,722 I assume, to hold over friends' heads. 749 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:21,658 Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's. 750 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:23,393 And he doesn't deserve it, 751 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,528 but he's right. 752 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:28,332 It is enough to buy his freedom. 753 00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:40,477 Should I have changed the subject on that balcony, 754 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:42,178 tried to kiss you sooner? 755 00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:44,814 It's not fair how easy it is to kill a spark. 756 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:47,050 It's a miracle love ever happens. 757 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,184 If it's not a myth. 758 00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:50,120 Hi. 759 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:54,558 Thanks to you, I showed that professor some teeth. 760 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,929 And? 761 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,565 What's that? 762 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:04,033 A thank-you doughnut. 763 00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:05,468 It worked. 764 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:07,570 Hmm. 765 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,339 That's good. I'm glad. I mean, I was worried. 766 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,374 You were right and I have housing 767 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,642 and can rip Peach's check up 768 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:16,479 and generally live to fight another day. 769 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,182 And I wouldn't have had the guts if you hadn't-- 770 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,117 so really, thank you. 771 00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:23,753 All I want to do is help, Beck. 772 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,623 I mean, you saw something in me 773 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:29,526 and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here 774 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,127 and what being a writer means. 775 00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:33,430 It's the most--I mean, it's the only important thing. 776 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:38,702 And--and you helped me to not lose it. 777 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:44,742 Aren't you gonna look, see if I guessed the right flavor? 778 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,848 No bullshit, classic, even old-school, 779 00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:53,483 and secretly better than all those crazy, 780 00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:55,786 trying-too-hard ones. 781 00:40:57,755 --> 00:41:00,723 It is nice to be seen. 782 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,226 It's a good guess. 783 00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:07,665 It's good. 784 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,012 Come back here. 785 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:38,328 So plain glazed, yes. 786 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,931 Noted. 787 00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:44,267 I have to go to class. 788 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,437 Have a good class, Beck. 789 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,929 Did you get it? The video? 790 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:15,598 Maple latte, almond milk, 791 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,835 two Stevia, did I get that right? 792 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:22,305 Yeah, yeah, I saw the video. 793 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:25,341 Yes! Yes! 794 00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:26,443 Yes! 795 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:33,683 Oh, mutually assured destruction. 796 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,518 Let's talk about something first, though. 797 00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:37,687 What you said about Beck 798 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:40,223 basically being a gold digger... 799 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,393 I was just being honest, that's--that's all. 800 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,794 What you are is wrong. 801 00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:46,796 I'd go so far as to say 802 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:49,699 you create the problem 803 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,734 when you assume this stuff, 804 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,504 when you treat her like trash. 805 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:58,007 You cast her in a role 806 00:42:58,008 --> 00:43:00,810 that isn't her and-- and you trap her in it. 807 00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:03,813 Bro, I'm--I'm-- I'm done with her. 808 00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:07,283 Say I can trust you. 809 00:43:07,284 --> 00:43:08,685 I've got the video, right? 810 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,888 I mean, solid maybe. 811 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,424 The thing is that doesn't make up for the damage you've done. 812 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,658 I'm sorry. 813 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:16,960 If it was between me and you, Benji, 814 00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:19,195 honestly, I would roll the dice. 815 00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:20,530 I would. 816 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,833 Like you said, I'm not a killer. 817 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:28,438 But this... 818 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,839 is about her. 819 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,076 I'm telling... you-- 820 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,644 I'm scared. 821 00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:37,181 I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 822 00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:42,319 Maple almond latte. 823 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:46,923 Two Stevia, 824 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:49,460 two tablespoons of peanut oil. 825 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:55,632 Could have gone either way. 826 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,734 He's lied about so many things. 827 00:43:57,735 --> 00:44:00,537 Who knew the peanut allergy was real? 828 00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:17,788 Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.