1 00:00:00,502 --> 00:00:02,179 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,470 (gasps) 3 00:00:04,316 --> 00:00:05,316 What does Father want? 4 00:00:05,389 --> 00:00:06,721 Someone's escaped from Hell. 5 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,857 I think He wants me to bring our jailbird back. 6 00:00:08,892 --> 00:00:10,225 Mum. 7 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,493 MOM: What are you hiding? 8 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:12,994 AMENADIEL: Nothing. (screams) 9 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:14,307 LINDA: I admire the steps you're taking. 10 00:00:14,331 --> 00:00:16,731 It's hard going out on your own. 11 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:17,832 MAZE: I need to figure out 12 00:00:17,868 --> 00:00:19,234 where I fit in in this world, 13 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,503 and to do that, I need some space. 14 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:22,649 You see, I did make a promise. 15 00:00:22,673 --> 00:00:24,539 I told you that you could stay here 16 00:00:24,574 --> 00:00:27,409 until I figured out how to reconcile my deal with Dad, 17 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,643 and now I have. 18 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,779 You shall remain right here, 19 00:00:30,814 --> 00:00:32,881 on Earth, amongst the creatures 20 00:00:32,916 --> 00:00:34,182 you so despise, 21 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:35,116 as one of them. 22 00:00:35,152 --> 00:00:36,284 MOM: But that husband... 23 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,330 And there's children, right? 24 00:00:37,354 --> 00:00:38,320 LUCIFER: Have you considered 25 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:39,487 how your fighting 26 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:41,256 affects those caught in the middle? 27 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,358 CHLOE: You've been working so hard to make it right. 28 00:00:43,393 --> 00:00:45,193 You were right, before. We've been living 29 00:00:45,228 --> 00:00:46,594 in the past for too long. 30 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:47,862 It's time we get a divorce. 31 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:53,233 (♪ "Jungle Youth" by Young The Giant, playing ♪ ) 32 00:00:55,439 --> 00:00:57,872 ♪ I can't stop listening ♪ 33 00:00:57,908 --> 00:01:00,875 ♪ To this voice in my head ♪ (drone buzzing) 34 00:01:00,911 --> 00:01:04,346 ♪ Got me tearing through the covers ♪ 35 00:01:04,381 --> 00:01:08,149 ♪ On this rusty spring bed... ♪ 36 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:10,285 MAN: Damn it, Leroy. 37 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:14,222 ♪ Flames kissing my back ♪ 38 00:01:14,257 --> 00:01:16,424 ♪ That's all I remember ♪ 39 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:20,829 ♪ And then everything's black... ♪ 40 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:22,364 Damn it, Leroy. 41 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:26,668 ♪ Someplace hot in my soul ♪ 42 00:01:26,703 --> 00:01:29,004 ♪ Hello, transmission ♪ 43 00:01:29,039 --> 00:01:32,207 ♪ Now you're in control ♪ 44 00:01:32,242 --> 00:01:33,508 ♪ I look up ♪ 45 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:35,176 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 46 00:01:35,212 --> 00:01:37,078 ♪ I look down ♪ 47 00:01:37,114 --> 00:01:38,380 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 48 00:01:38,415 --> 00:01:41,249 ♪ Everybody's bathing in holy water... ♪ 49 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:45,954 Damn it, Leroy. 50 00:01:45,989 --> 00:01:48,023 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 51 00:01:48,058 --> 00:01:49,290 ♪ Wear their crowns ♪ 52 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:52,060 ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ 53 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:54,295 S-H-A-G. 54 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:55,296 (phone chimes) 55 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,966 "Shag." (laughs) 56 00:01:58,001 --> 00:02:00,802 Oh, eight points to me and suck it, Maze. 57 00:02:00,837 --> 00:02:03,171 I see you have a new toy. 58 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,539 Oh, this? No, no, no. 59 00:02:04,574 --> 00:02:05,874 This is for work. 60 00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:07,253 It's hard to believe I've never had one before. 61 00:02:07,277 --> 00:02:10,712 I actually have a rule about... phones during session. 62 00:02:10,747 --> 00:02:11,436 Really? 63 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:13,282 No phones during session. 64 00:02:13,316 --> 00:02:14,316 Oh, why not? 65 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,351 These things are incredibly therapeutic. 66 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,753 1,000 Tinder dates and Sex Words With Friends? 67 00:02:18,789 --> 00:02:21,089 Gosh, it's more addictive than a whore's navel cocaine. 68 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:22,624 Uh... (phone chimes) 69 00:02:24,327 --> 00:02:25,527 Fine. 70 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,028 Oh! 71 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,296 Lovely. Gummies. 72 00:02:28,331 --> 00:02:29,664 Love these. 73 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:32,834 And, do you know, I've never understood these. 74 00:02:32,869 --> 00:02:35,336 Are they just decorative, or are they for juggling? 75 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,471 I mean... 76 00:02:36,506 --> 00:02:39,174 Yeah, you seem very distracted today. 77 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,643 Oi! 78 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,311 Oh, nearly. 79 00:02:43,346 --> 00:02:44,679 Okay. 80 00:02:44,714 --> 00:02:46,748 Sometimes, when we're in crisis, 81 00:02:46,783 --> 00:02:48,716 we create distractions for ourselves, 82 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,219 also known as barriers to facing 83 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,288 our deepest fears. 84 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:55,190 Oh, sorry... right. 85 00:02:55,225 --> 00:02:57,425 This is the part where you, um, 86 00:02:57,461 --> 00:03:00,328 dissect my deep psychological wounds, eh? 87 00:03:00,363 --> 00:03:02,363 The emotion-charged gong show of a child of divorce 88 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,599 who may or may not have broken a deal with his dad 89 00:03:04,634 --> 00:03:06,234 by allowing his mum to stay on Earth. 90 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,703 Mm. Has the visit with your mom been hard? 91 00:03:08,738 --> 00:03:10,605 Piece of cake, actually. 92 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,307 Mum's all sorted; not a problem. 93 00:03:12,342 --> 00:03:13,374 Really? 94 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,909 Because the last time you were here, 95 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,511 you used the word "frightened." 96 00:03:16,546 --> 00:03:18,012 (chuckles softly) 97 00:03:18,048 --> 00:03:19,247 And that's not like you. 98 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,049 Well, turns out Mum's a peach. 99 00:03:21,084 --> 00:03:23,051 Hmm. And the "deal" with your dad? 100 00:03:23,086 --> 00:03:24,652 To send Mum home? 101 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,265 What, you think I'm scared of Him or something? 102 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:30,725 I think you're trying to avoid the unpleasantness of conflict. 103 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,127 (exhales) 104 00:03:32,162 --> 00:03:33,561 Hold on. 105 00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:34,796 So you're saying 106 00:03:34,831 --> 00:03:37,398 that distraction is a way to avert your problems. 107 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:37,979 No. 108 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:40,036 Ergo, the more I distract, the less I worry. 109 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:41,469 No, I did not say that. 110 00:03:41,505 --> 00:03:43,304 Well, you didn't need to, Doctor, I just did, 111 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,906 and it's bloody brilliant. 112 00:03:44,941 --> 00:03:46,574 Right. 113 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,644 Where are you going? 114 00:03:49,679 --> 00:03:51,446 Distraction calls. 115 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,648 This really is a breakthrough; thank you. 116 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,251 I'm just gonna... Sure. 117 00:04:01,124 --> 00:04:03,691 ♪ ♪ 118 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:04,859 (phone blipping) 119 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:06,794 LUCIFER: I mean, who needs a gun and a badge 120 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,530 when I've got... oh! (laughs) 121 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:10,431 Hey, it's a crime scene. Will you focus? 122 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:11,566 (crow cawing) 123 00:04:11,601 --> 00:04:13,401 Well, someone's a grumpy pants today. 124 00:04:13,436 --> 00:04:15,436 Well, sorry, I got a lot on my mind. 125 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,905 Yes, sorry, you have, haven't you? 126 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,774 D-word, moving out of your mum's, finding a new place... 127 00:04:19,809 --> 00:04:22,076 Yeah, well, I'm a big girl and I need my space, 128 00:04:22,112 --> 00:04:23,444 and it's time. 129 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,713 Not that I have much with work and Trixie. 130 00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:27,048 Stress can be so aging. 131 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,616 (sighs) You need a distraction 132 00:04:28,652 --> 00:04:29,662 from your woes, Detective. 133 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,830 It's a highly effective tool. 134 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:31,920 Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:31,955 --> 00:04:33,388 When was the last time you had fun? 136 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:35,156 Oh... well... 137 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,257 No, seriously, 138 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:38,126 name three friends you could call right now 139 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:39,338 for a drink. And you can't say me, 140 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,029 your child or the man you're divorcing. 141 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:42,163 Well, trust me, 142 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,839 Dan is not on my list of drinking buddies. 143 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,066 Well... 144 00:04:45,101 --> 00:04:45,810 LUCIFER: Daniel. 145 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:46,669 Hey. 146 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:48,002 I didn't mean it like that. 147 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,304 (whispers): She did. 148 00:04:49,339 --> 00:04:50,838 What do we have on the Vic? 149 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,173 Young female. 150 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,374 C.O.D. unknown. 151 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:54,809 Another fresh-faced ingenue. 152 00:04:54,844 --> 00:04:55,526 Truly tragic. 153 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:56,445 I.D.? 154 00:04:56,446 --> 00:04:58,546 No personal belongings, just a, uh, 155 00:04:58,582 --> 00:05:00,648 a triangular-shaped ink stamp on her hand. 156 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:02,195 Oh, hold on. I might be able to help with this. 157 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,030 This is something someone might find at a "night club." 158 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,421 You know, where humans go to have "fun"? 159 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:08,890 We found an abandoned vehicle registered to Uber. 160 00:05:08,925 --> 00:05:11,059 No sign of the driver. 161 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:14,996 Password's "Carnal," capital "C." 162 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:16,631 Uber I.D.s are usually linked 163 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:19,500 to the driver's phone, not the car. 164 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,369 And now that we have his number, 165 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,870 by the looks of this map, 166 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,939 our guy is on the corner of Crescent and Third. 167 00:05:24,975 --> 00:05:26,107 Impressive. 168 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:27,382 Yeah, it's called "police work." 169 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,277 Let's solve a murder. 170 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:30,790 AUTOMATED VOICE: I can assist you with that. 171 00:05:30,814 --> 00:05:32,447 (laughs) It's brilliant. 172 00:05:34,284 --> 00:05:36,851 ♪ ♪ 173 00:05:42,225 --> 00:05:44,125 Her name's Daria Mitchell. 174 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,661 We traced her credit card to a small bank in Nebraska. 175 00:05:46,696 --> 00:05:49,163 We know you were the last one to see her alive. 176 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,965 I didn't touch her! Well... 177 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:54,302 except to toss her cold, dead corpse into the bushes and run. 178 00:05:54,337 --> 00:05:55,703 I told you. 179 00:05:55,739 --> 00:05:58,239 I picked her up on the corner of Gower and Franklin, 180 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,141 gave her a ride, 181 00:06:00,176 --> 00:06:02,010 and then she jumped out of my moving car. 182 00:06:02,045 --> 00:06:03,678 You just left her there to die? 183 00:06:03,713 --> 00:06:07,649 By the time I pulled over and found her, she was already... 184 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:11,319 I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight. 185 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,921 I just got this job. I panicked. 186 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,997 Killer cliché : "I panicked," closely followed by... 187 00:06:16,026 --> 00:06:17,093 T-Talk to the other guy! 188 00:06:17,094 --> 00:06:18,940 What other guy? 189 00:06:18,954 --> 00:06:21,462 She used my phone to call somebody. 190 00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:22,997 Her boyfriend, I don't know. 191 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,666 She wanted to go over to his place, 192 00:06:24,701 --> 00:06:26,534 he threatened to kill her. (phone rings) 193 00:06:26,569 --> 00:06:28,102 Oh! Excuse me. 194 00:06:29,105 --> 00:06:30,505 Oh, it's you. 195 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:33,074 Ella's got something. 196 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:34,174 (door opens) 197 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:36,042 (♪ "Coyotes" by Wild Belle, playing ♪ ) 198 00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:38,212 ♪ I rule ♪ 199 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:43,051 ♪ I rule ♪ 200 00:06:43,086 --> 00:06:45,586 (groans) 201 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,121 Looks delicious. 202 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,090 (sighs) 203 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,125 Did you come here to gloat? 204 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,928 I just came to see how the 205 00:06:53,963 --> 00:06:56,564 supreme goddess was acclimating. 206 00:06:56,599 --> 00:06:58,311 Well, I wouldn't plan a festival of celebration 207 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,867 just yet, my dear. 208 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:01,969 I will not let this... 209 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,139 spicy chicken casserole beat me. 210 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,841 I'm stronger than you think. 211 00:07:06,876 --> 00:07:09,143 MAZE: Glad to see you're fitting in so well. 212 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,879 Ha. Well, of course there have been challenges. 213 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:14,349 Nothing I can't handle. 214 00:07:14,384 --> 00:07:16,484 I'm still on a sabbatical from work, 215 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,119 so I spend the bulk of my day 216 00:07:18,154 --> 00:07:21,556 at home with the... children. 217 00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:23,024 Factories of filth. 218 00:07:23,059 --> 00:07:24,392 Of mire. 219 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:28,162 They remind me of you, actually, if I'm being honest. 220 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:31,099 And how's that human husband? 221 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:33,201 I discovered a trick with him. 222 00:07:33,236 --> 00:07:36,003 Whenever he asks a question, I just have sex with him. 223 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,772 Seems to render him mute. 224 00:07:37,807 --> 00:07:40,742 Hmm. Took me a while to figure that one out. 225 00:07:40,777 --> 00:07:43,044 As for the rest of it, 226 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:45,680 for lack of a better word, it is absolute... 227 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,515 hell. 228 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,651 Well, if it's so bad, why don't you just go back? 229 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,220 Why? 230 00:07:52,255 --> 00:07:53,921 So that you could go back to torturing me 231 00:07:53,957 --> 00:07:55,022 for another millennia? 232 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,425 Sounds like fun to me. 233 00:07:57,426 --> 00:07:59,962 Yes, these humans are awful. 234 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:02,196 They breathe through their mouths, and they won't... 235 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,299 shut up about something called gluten. 236 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:07,301 But existing in this punishment 237 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:10,104 allows me to be closer to my family. 238 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:12,106 Understand? 239 00:08:12,142 --> 00:08:13,142 Of course not. 240 00:08:13,176 --> 00:08:14,542 You're all alone. 241 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,477 ♪ I rule ♪ 242 00:08:18,782 --> 00:08:21,248 ♪ I rule ♪ 243 00:08:21,249 --> 00:08:22,693 (♪ "Bust a Move" by Young MC, playing ♪ ) 244 00:08:22,717 --> 00:08:24,196 ♪ Then you got no women and there you are ♪ 245 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,154 ♪ Some girls are sadistic, materialistic ♪ 246 00:08:26,189 --> 00:08:29,357 ♪ Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic ♪ 247 00:08:29,392 --> 00:08:31,392 Oh. Sorry. I... 248 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,429 I like to rock it old school when I'm working. 249 00:08:34,464 --> 00:08:35,688 Know-what-I'm-sayin'? 250 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:36,495 I do. 251 00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:37,598 And rock you should. 252 00:08:37,634 --> 00:08:39,834 I'm sure, studying murder all day, 253 00:08:39,869 --> 00:08:41,602 you could use a little diversion. 254 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:43,038 Everybody could! (music gets louder) 255 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:44,005 Mm! 256 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,072 ♪ You got it ♪ 257 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,341 ♪ You want it, baby ♪ 258 00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:49,210 (music turns off) CHLOE: Thank you. 259 00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:50,460 What do you got for me? 260 00:08:50,484 --> 00:08:51,747 Well... 261 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,581 I found a poison in Daria's stomach contents. 262 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,816 It's called mandrake, 263 00:08:54,851 --> 00:08:57,285 it's like this crazy organic hallucinogen, 264 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,987 and... you want to know the really interesting part? 265 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:01,088 LUCIFER: Mm-hmm! 266 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,690 It would've taken at least 90 minutes 267 00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:03,709 for it to kick in. 268 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,660 The Uber driver 269 00:09:04,661 --> 00:09:05,838 had back-to-back rides all night, 270 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,728 and he didn't pick up Daria until 30 minutes 271 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:08,729 before she died. 272 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:09,554 Exactly. 273 00:09:09,578 --> 00:09:10,499 He would've barely had time 274 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,600 to torture her with his subpar jazz and creepy 275 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,635 dude cologne, let alone poison her. 276 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,904 Right. We get anything from vice on the hand stamp? 277 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:18,372 Nada. 278 00:09:18,408 --> 00:09:21,209 But tech did track down that number that Daria called. 279 00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:22,777 Davis Fitzgerald. 280 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,712 Owns some hot restaurant in Silver Lake. 281 00:09:24,747 --> 00:09:26,848 Food is supposed to be amaze-balls. 282 00:09:26,883 --> 00:09:28,015 Deadly and delicious. 283 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:29,462 Mm-hmm. It's been on my list of places 284 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,885 to check out since I moved here. 285 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,687 Oh, social butterfly, are we? 286 00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:35,723 Perhaps you should, uh, drop by Lux sometime, and we... 287 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:38,159 could, you know... Yeah. 288 00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:41,028 Thanks, Ella. 289 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:43,297 ♪ ♪ 290 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:50,004 Well, looks our murderous boyfriend's 291 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,372 doing well for himself. 292 00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:54,008 Yes, your realtor did say this is a lovely area. 293 00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:55,379 I have a realtor? 294 00:09:55,403 --> 00:09:56,378 Well, I took the liberty 295 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:57,990 of calling several on your behalf, actually. 296 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,447 It was a good hour of distraction. 297 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,849 A) Since when have you ever cared 298 00:10:01,885 --> 00:10:03,384 about my living situation, and B) 299 00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,520 I could never afford this place. (door opens) 300 00:10:05,555 --> 00:10:08,089 Well, I... (draws gun) 301 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:11,225 Get the hell off of my property! 302 00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:14,262 Well, you're in luck, Detective. 303 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:15,908 If this home's the site of a recent massacre, 304 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:18,566 you may well be in an excellent negotiating position. 305 00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:20,727 ♪ Lucifer 2x04 ♪ Lady Parts Original Air Date on October 17, 2016 306 00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,239 ♪ Oh! ♪ 307 00:10:22,263 --> 00:10:28,663 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 308 00:10:28,707 --> 00:10:31,361 Put down the knife, and no one else needs to get hurt. 309 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:32,861 Yes, the Sweeney Todd thing's 310 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:34,496 a bit histrionic, don't you think? 311 00:10:34,531 --> 00:10:35,563 DAVIS: Oh, you're cops? 312 00:10:35,599 --> 00:10:37,799 Sorry. The militant vegans next door 313 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,801 been up in my grill all day long. 314 00:10:39,836 --> 00:10:41,803 I assumed it was them again. 315 00:10:41,838 --> 00:10:43,138 (scoffs) Come on out back. 316 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,607 (chuckles) I hope you hungry. 317 00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:47,709 Tasty as charged. 318 00:10:49,746 --> 00:10:51,646 See? 319 00:10:51,681 --> 00:10:53,414 We're making artisanal sausage. 320 00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:56,317 Ah. DIY butchery? 321 00:10:56,353 --> 00:10:57,819 Macramé class all full up, was it? 322 00:10:57,854 --> 00:11:00,088 Farm to table, man. For my restaurant Ellipsis. 323 00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:02,857 Oh, yes. I've heard the grilled polenta's divine. 324 00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,672 We also brew our own kombucha, keep bees. 325 00:11:04,673 --> 00:11:05,162 Hmm. 326 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:06,262 Keeping it real. 327 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:07,507 Yeah, there's no hormones in this meat. 328 00:11:07,531 --> 00:11:09,430 And speaking of your meat, Davis... 329 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:11,866 are blonde Nebraskans organic or GMO? 330 00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,948 Your girlfriend Daria Mitchell was found murdered last night. 331 00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:14,651 Murdered? 332 00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:15,601 GISELE: Girlfriend? 333 00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:17,672 Is there a waitress you haven't slept with? 334 00:11:17,707 --> 00:11:18,640 (grunts) 335 00:11:18,675 --> 00:11:20,341 My gosh. Is hipster infidelity 336 00:11:20,377 --> 00:11:22,110 really more egregious than homicide? 337 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:23,556 Babe, I don't know anything about that! 338 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:24,913 Infidelity or homicide? Just... 339 00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:26,381 Either. 340 00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:31,085 Okay, look, I had a little fling with Daria, 341 00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:32,387 but I didn't kill her. 342 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:33,888 We got into a fight last night when 343 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,201 she wanted to come over, because I was with... 344 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:36,402 So you're saying your wife is your alibi? 345 00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:37,358 Actually, no. 346 00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:38,760 I was with another waitress, 347 00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:39,995 and Daria found out about that. 348 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:41,896 And that's what we were fighting about. 349 00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:42,831 Okay, well, I'll need the name 350 00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:44,465 and number of the other waitress. 351 00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:46,779 Yes, and I'd like to talk to you about your herb garden, Davis, 352 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:49,103 because I was thinking about taking up rooftop botany. 353 00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:50,338 You know... (inhales) 354 00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:53,641 Excuse us. 355 00:11:53,677 --> 00:11:56,611 Botany? Realtors? 356 00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,013 Look, I get it. I know your mom's in town. 357 00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:00,782 We're both going through some stuff. 358 00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:02,550 If you need to talk, I'm here, okay? 359 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,226 All right, understood. 360 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,253 No, now. 361 00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:06,599 What's going on with you? Why is it so hard for you to focus? 362 00:12:06,623 --> 00:12:07,380 What's up? 363 00:12:07,404 --> 00:12:08,190 (sighs) 364 00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:10,325 Just give me a minute, would you? 365 00:12:12,596 --> 00:12:13,661 Face chat Maze. 366 00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:14,729 (phone beeps) 367 00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:16,064 MAZE: What? 368 00:12:16,099 --> 00:12:17,532 My hands are kind of full right now. 369 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:18,900 Right, well, here's the sitch: 370 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:20,546 The detective is annoying me with questions 371 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,804 that clearly won't lead anywhere, so I need a favor. 372 00:12:22,839 --> 00:12:24,305 Favors are your thing, not mine. 373 00:12:24,341 --> 00:12:25,273 All right, then. 374 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:26,274 What about a wager? 375 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:27,342 What's in it for me? 376 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:28,509 Whatever you want. 377 00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:29,744 Your convertible. 378 00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:30,790 Fine. But you need to take 379 00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:32,413 the detective out and have fun. 380 00:12:32,449 --> 00:12:34,015 Three drinks should do the trick. 381 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,885 (chuckles) Sucker's bet. Easy. 382 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,397 Yes, but you're not allowed to tie her up 383 00:12:38,421 --> 00:12:39,354 and pour booze down her throat. 384 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:40,722 Less easy. 385 00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:41,972 Fine. 386 00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:42,742 All right. Deal. 387 00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:44,059 (shouts): I said get naked! 388 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,293 Oh, hello. 389 00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:47,528 Want to watch? 390 00:12:47,564 --> 00:12:48,863 (phone beeps) 391 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:51,065 Okay, you were the last one to talk to Daria; 392 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:52,700 you're telling me you have no idea 393 00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:53,968 who she was with last night? 394 00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:56,804 No. She was having a girls' night. 395 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,742 She was roomies with another waitress, uh, Naomi. 396 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:03,211 Maybe she was with her. 397 00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:04,545 Do not leave town. 398 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,182 So did Casanova's alibi check out? 399 00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:10,051 Working on it, but in the meantime, 400 00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:12,787 Daria's roommate, Naomi, might have an idea of her timeline. 401 00:13:12,822 --> 00:13:15,823 Oh, lovely. Then can we go for grilled polenta? 402 00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:18,059 Well, I can't focus on an empty stomach, Detective. 403 00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:19,928 (sighs) 404 00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:21,529 Hey... 405 00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,340 Oh. Hi. 406 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,608 Hey, uh... 407 00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:36,177 I just wanted to return this. 408 00:13:36,212 --> 00:13:37,478 Oh. Uh... 409 00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:39,480 Therapeutic Truth. 410 00:13:39,516 --> 00:13:41,215 So much for that, right? 411 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:44,118 (chuckles) 412 00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:46,321 Are you okay? 413 00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:48,356 (exhales) 414 00:13:48,391 --> 00:13:51,225 One exhalation yes, two... 415 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:52,657 none of my business? 416 00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:53,426 Yeah, listen. 417 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,430 Thanks for your concern, but, um, I'm fine. 418 00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:57,665 No more false pretenses, remember? 419 00:13:57,701 --> 00:14:00,134 Friendship means honesty. 420 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,971 You can talk to me, Amenadiel. 421 00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:05,106 Apparently, that is your real name. 422 00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:07,709 (laughs) It is. 423 00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:13,848 This is hard to explain. 424 00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:16,117 Uh, it's kind of a, uh... 425 00:14:16,152 --> 00:14:17,352 physical problem. 426 00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,553 Oh? 427 00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:21,055 And things aren't working the way they used to. 428 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,425 Oh. 429 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,372 And I-I don't, I don't know what to do about that. 430 00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:29,430 I see. Well, you know, it's very common. 431 00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:30,765 I doubt that. 432 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,066 Generally stress related. 433 00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,468 It is very stressful. 434 00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:34,602 My advice? 435 00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:36,437 Don't overthink it. 436 00:14:36,473 --> 00:14:39,674 You need to relax. Try to put it out of your mind. 437 00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:41,209 Maybe have a bit of fun. 438 00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:42,710 - Fun? - Yes. 439 00:14:42,746 --> 00:14:45,046 Maybe a cocktail. 440 00:14:45,081 --> 00:14:47,582 And before you know it... 441 00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:54,922 It doesn't make you any less of a man, Amenadiel. 442 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:56,391 Not even a bit. 443 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,430 (seagulls squawking) 444 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,533 Was everything okay? 445 00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:08,269 I haven't seen Daria or Naomi all week. 446 00:15:08,304 --> 00:15:10,104 We feed each other's cats. 447 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:12,774 Oh, gosh, I detest cats. 448 00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:14,809 Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? 449 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,577 Get a cat. Open box of excrement 450 00:15:16,613 --> 00:15:18,513 in your house? Cat. (sniffs) 451 00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:19,847 Oh, gosh. Can you smell that? 452 00:15:19,883 --> 00:15:21,783 Foul, incontinent creatures. 453 00:15:21,818 --> 00:15:24,752 That's not a cat smell. That's a dead smell. 454 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,325 Oh, my God! Naomi! 455 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:39,801 She's got the same triangular stamp as Daria. 456 00:15:39,836 --> 00:15:42,036 Same signs of poison. 457 00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:44,238 Well, well. Talk about a girls' night gone wrong. 458 00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:55,076 (♪ "Time for Flight" by Baby Alpaca, playing ♪ ) 459 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,311 Lovely. Why don't we go up to the penthouse, 460 00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:01,646 and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven. 461 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,680 (chuckles) 462 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,247 Ah, Detective. 463 00:16:04,283 --> 00:16:06,116 After 6:00 on a school night? 464 00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:07,818 Ella's final forensic report came in. 465 00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:08,853 Right. 466 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,320 Um... 467 00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:11,621 Sorry. Can this wait? 468 00:16:11,657 --> 00:16:12,722 (chuckles): I mean, 469 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,257 those deaths were fiendishly tragic, 470 00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:16,660 but I'm pretty certain that tomorrow, during office hours, 471 00:16:16,695 --> 00:16:18,628 our dead girls will still be dead. 472 00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,629 I just wanted to run a couple... 473 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:21,031 MAZE: Good. Saved me a trip. 474 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,262 You, me, drinking. Now. 475 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,137 I'm in! 476 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,066 What are you doing here? 477 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,298 Lucifer said I should drop by. 478 00:16:25,299 --> 00:16:26,476 But we're working. 479 00:16:26,477 --> 00:16:27,710 No, you're working. 480 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:28,811 Who the hell is she? 481 00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,713 Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Ella! 482 00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:31,405 (chuckles) 483 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:32,982 CHLOE: I was about to give him the rundown 484 00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:33,539 on your report. 485 00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:34,751 - Do you want to... - No, go for it. 486 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,118 I got to dehydrate. Whew! 487 00:16:36,153 --> 00:16:39,121 Okay. Anyhow, first off, there was tissue damage 488 00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:40,956 to Daria's stomach lining, 489 00:16:40,991 --> 00:16:42,324 caused by liquid nitrogen, 490 00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:44,326 the stuff that makes fancy cocktails smoke. 491 00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:46,128 It's probably how she ingested the poison. 492 00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:47,174 Well, excellent lead, Detective, 493 00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:48,897 but you just ruined my ménage à trois. 494 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:51,500 Second, I assumed that Daria was at a club on Gower, 495 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,669 and we found an abandoned building on the corner. 496 00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:55,704 It looked like they had recently had a party there. 497 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,705 Fascinating. 498 00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:58,373 I'm thinking it was a rave, so... 499 00:16:58,409 --> 00:17:00,120 Any way you could make some phone calls to help me out? 500 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,888 You know, you seem to have your finger on the pulse. 501 00:17:01,912 --> 00:17:03,912 Not the appendage I'd hoped to be pulsing by now. 502 00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:05,614 I know that hood. 503 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,715 There's a great tiki bar 504 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,450 across the street from that building. 505 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,618 I know the bartender. 506 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,819 Course you do. 507 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,554 We could go and have a drink, 508 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,022 ask about the dead girls. 509 00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:16,425 Yes. That sounds like a very good lead, Detective. 510 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,926 If you want to retrace the steps 511 00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:19,795 of two hot girls on a girls' night, 512 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,498 you need to think like two hot girls on a girls' night. 513 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,032 With your lady parts. 514 00:17:24,969 --> 00:17:26,201 And piña coladas in hand. 515 00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:28,470 Oh, my God, I love piña coladas! 516 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,038 Lovely! 517 00:17:35,479 --> 00:17:37,613 (slurping) 518 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,652 So, I was watching Chinatown, right? 519 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,320 And all of a sudden, it hits me. 520 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,157 I need to go to L.A. I mean, do you ever feel like 521 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,792 God is telling you to do something? 522 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,026 No. 523 00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:52,895 Oh. You think Chloe's gonna drink that? 524 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,029 No. 525 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:58,100 Hey, guys. Do you recognize this hand stamp? 526 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,536 What about these women? 527 00:18:00,571 --> 00:18:02,337 No. 528 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,939 Okay, look. I'm LAPD, 529 00:18:03,974 --> 00:18:05,652 and if there's any info that you can give me 530 00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:07,609 on any... (snorts, laughs) 531 00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:09,945 How not to get laid. 532 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,781 I'm not trying to get laid, Maze. 533 00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,283 I don't get it. 534 00:18:14,318 --> 00:18:16,051 Well, did you talk to the bartender? 535 00:18:16,086 --> 00:18:18,086 Yeah. He said something was going on 536 00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,399 across the street in the abandoned building. 537 00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:21,423 I put a call in for a warrant to the judge, 538 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,791 and I'm waiting to hear back. 539 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,760 Great. Looks like you have some time to kill. 540 00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:25,694 Have a drink. 541 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,629 No. I'm gonna call it a night. 542 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:28,597 Hello, ladies. 543 00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:31,266 Hi. What are you doing here? 544 00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:32,601 Maze invited me. 545 00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:34,570 - She said it's girls' night. MAZE: Yeah. 546 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:37,372 No. I'm working a double homicide. 547 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,942 Would it kill you to just relax for once? 548 00:18:39,977 --> 00:18:41,343 (sighs) All you do is 549 00:18:41,378 --> 00:18:43,011 work, work, work. 550 00:18:43,047 --> 00:18:44,346 Wow. Like you're one to talk. 551 00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:45,659 You're at Lucifer's beck and call 24/7. 552 00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:48,183 It's like you're his personal concierge. 553 00:18:48,219 --> 00:18:50,919 I'm not his personal anything, anymore. 554 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,789 Hmm. Well, you basically still live there, and it's not like 555 00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:55,624 he's pouring you any drinks. 556 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,727 Least I know how to have fun. 557 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,929 What about pleasure? 558 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,965 Men? 559 00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:05,467 When's the last time you had sex? 560 00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:07,214 ELLA: Hey, why does everything always have to be 561 00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:07,909 about work or sex? 562 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:08,771 LINDA: Yeah, I agree. 563 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,901 Girls' night, done right, is about female bonding. 564 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:12,782 Exactly. 565 00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:14,729 Really getting to know each other. 566 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,614 Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets. 567 00:19:18,649 --> 00:19:20,349 - Can't we just drink? - Fine. 568 00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,317 I'll start. Um... 569 00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:24,653 I worked my way through med school as 570 00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:26,588 a phone sex operator. 571 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,157 1-800-ProfessorFeelGood. 572 00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:31,627 I would totally call that. 573 00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:32,662 Nice. 574 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:34,396 I'm Ella, by the way. 575 00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:35,402 I love that we just skipped the small talk. 576 00:19:35,426 --> 00:19:36,399 Yes. 577 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,767 Um, okay. I'll go next, I guess. Um... 578 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,202 I used to steal cars. 579 00:19:41,538 --> 00:19:42,471 Who's next? 580 00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:44,273 I was forged in the bowels of Hell 581 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,542 to torture the guilty for all of eternity. 582 00:19:47,578 --> 00:19:49,811 Interesting share. 583 00:19:49,847 --> 00:19:51,813 Okay, so... 584 00:19:51,849 --> 00:19:53,115 Now, you go, Chloe. 585 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,850 Female trust. 586 00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:55,851 Come on. 587 00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:57,219 What's on your mind? 588 00:19:57,254 --> 00:19:59,354 What's on my mind... 589 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:01,256 like, other than the case? 590 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:02,557 Yeah. 591 00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:06,828 Um... 592 00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:10,232 A little divorce. 593 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,466 Uh... MAZE: Mm-hmm. 594 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:15,137 Single parenthood... 595 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,440 uh, possible homelessness and... 596 00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:22,444 most likely many, many cats in my future. 597 00:20:22,479 --> 00:20:24,413 Or things that require batteries. 598 00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:25,592 Okay, you know, that's-that's... 599 00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:26,949 that's what I'm talking about. 600 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:29,584 You guys, this is so fun! 601 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,119 - Is it? - Yes! 602 00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:33,155 Yeah, uh, tequila, stat. 603 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,756 - Yes. - Keep 'em coming! 604 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,269 LINDA: This is really gonna help you feel, 605 00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:37,926 you know, anything. 606 00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:42,264 LUCIFER: Ugh! 607 00:20:42,299 --> 00:20:43,665 Cosmopolitan? 608 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,634 Perhaps this really is girls' night. 609 00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:48,537 There are only two reasons to drink alone, brother. 610 00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:49,938 Either you're a chronic dullard, 611 00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:52,107 or you're trying to avoid your problems. 612 00:20:52,142 --> 00:20:53,408 If it's the latter, I approve. 613 00:20:53,444 --> 00:20:55,444 My problems are your problems. 614 00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:57,746 Ooh! Aren't we the little empath? 615 00:20:57,781 --> 00:21:01,283 You think letting Mom stay here on earth doesn't affect us all? 616 00:21:01,318 --> 00:21:02,217 (scoffs) Why? 617 00:21:02,252 --> 00:21:03,430 Because you think Dad is gonna 618 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:05,298 forgive and forget about the fact that you broke a deal? 619 00:21:05,322 --> 00:21:06,855 Haven't broken anything. 620 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,956 I found a loophole. 621 00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,958 As such, I'm not thinking about it at all. 622 00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:10,926 You should try it. 623 00:21:10,961 --> 00:21:12,928 There will be consequences! 624 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,732 I don't get it. 625 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,378 If you're so concerned, why don't you just 626 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,634 fly Mum back to Hell? 627 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:22,804 Because I can't! 628 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,307 That was a tad dramatic. 629 00:21:25,342 --> 00:21:26,274 Why not? 630 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,976 It's complicated. 631 00:21:28,979 --> 00:21:31,079 Never fear, fun brother's here. 632 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,615 I'm gonna show you the magic of distraction. 633 00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,851 But no more girly drinks. All right? 634 00:21:35,886 --> 00:21:37,519 Cosmos are yummy. 635 00:21:37,554 --> 00:21:40,296 Oh... Bourbon. Stat. Keep 'em coming. 636 00:21:40,297 --> 00:21:43,358 (♪ "Heartbreaker" feat. Lucifer Cast ♪ ) ♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪ 637 00:21:43,394 --> 00:21:45,027 ♪ Dream maker ♪ 638 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:46,094 ♪ Love taker ♪ 639 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,729 ♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪ 640 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,564 ♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪ 641 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,966 ♪ Dream maker ♪ 642 00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:52,001 ♪ Love taker ♪ 643 00:21:52,036 --> 00:21:53,935 ♪ Heartbreaker ♪ 644 00:21:53,971 --> 00:21:55,370 Yes! 645 00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:57,706 Thank you, Los Angeles! 646 00:21:57,741 --> 00:22:01,143 (laughing) 647 00:22:01,178 --> 00:22:02,944 And then Lucifer's all like... 648 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,381 (imitating Lucifer): "Hey Chloe, name three friends 649 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:09,418 that you could go call and have a drink with." 650 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,897 - So smug, you know? - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 651 00:22:10,921 --> 00:22:13,355 Well, one...two...three! 652 00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:14,589 CHLOE: So, you're saying, 653 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,625 if I called you guys, 654 00:22:15,659 --> 00:22:17,025 you would drop everything 655 00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,460 and come and have a drink with me? 656 00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:20,996 Mm-hmm. 'Cause that is what girlfriends do for each other. 657 00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:23,265 Yes, especially during tough times. 658 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,666 Exactly. 659 00:22:24,701 --> 00:22:26,935 I've never had friends like that. 660 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:27,936 Like, ever. 661 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,604 Well, you're a lot more tolerable 662 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,672 when you're drunk, Decker. 663 00:22:30,707 --> 00:22:32,140 Is that true? Yeah. 664 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,341 And then Lucifer's like, 665 00:22:33,377 --> 00:22:36,478 "You use work to avoid having fun." 666 00:22:36,513 --> 00:22:38,146 Oh, yeah. Well, not anymore, lady. 667 00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:39,481 'Cause we're your tribe, now. 668 00:22:39,516 --> 00:22:41,950 And we like to party! 669 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,185 (howling) 670 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,587 I wish I had my knives. We could have made a blood pact. 671 00:22:45,622 --> 00:22:46,933 - Ooh, next time. - Aww... - Yeah, yeah. 672 00:22:46,957 --> 00:22:48,824 Next time? That is progress. 673 00:22:48,859 --> 00:22:50,058 To tribes! 674 00:22:50,094 --> 00:22:51,827 To tribes! 675 00:22:51,862 --> 00:22:53,462 Sip it. 676 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,730 (camera clicks) 677 00:22:55,766 --> 00:22:56,810 I think we should go back up there. 678 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,634 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 679 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,203 Mm. 680 00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:02,671 (whooping) 681 00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:04,751 LINDA: Oh, it looks like someone's made a fourth friend. 682 00:23:04,775 --> 00:23:07,142 Oh, you get it, girl! (whooping) 683 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,610 Oh, no! 684 00:23:08,645 --> 00:23:10,445 - Abort! Chloe! - Oh... don't do that. 685 00:23:10,481 --> 00:23:12,781 I don't think she... 686 00:23:12,816 --> 00:23:14,583 Does she wear contacts? 687 00:23:14,618 --> 00:23:15,728 - She's really into him. - And she's bringing him over. 688 00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:16,852 Is she? CHLOE: Look! 689 00:23:16,887 --> 00:23:18,720 Same hand stamp 690 00:23:18,755 --> 00:23:19,955 as Daria and Naomi! 691 00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:20,856 Where did you get this? 692 00:23:20,891 --> 00:23:22,958 I saw some hot women, uh, 693 00:23:22,993 --> 00:23:25,160 g-going into a party across the street last night. 694 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,361 - Okay. - It was just... 695 00:23:26,396 --> 00:23:27,474 Do you recognize these women? 696 00:23:27,498 --> 00:23:28,396 Did you see these girls there? 697 00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:29,397 (grunts) 698 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:30,499 What's your deal? 699 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,200 Hey, she's just asking a few questions. 700 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:34,669 Well, he's taken. So back off, skank! 701 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,971 I... MAZE: Hey! 702 00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:38,473 No one calls my skank a skank. 703 00:23:38,509 --> 00:23:39,953 - I'm hurting her. - No! - Oh, no, no... 704 00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:41,977 - No. - Okay, no. No, no, Maze. 705 00:23:42,012 --> 00:23:42,944 Maze... 706 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:44,646 Wipe that smile off her face. 707 00:23:44,681 --> 00:23:46,982 Maze, remember... aggression 708 00:23:47,017 --> 00:23:48,850 is not the answer, okay. 709 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,318 Clearly, this woman is having 710 00:23:50,354 --> 00:23:51,686 some serious trust issues. 711 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:52,754 Clearly. 712 00:23:52,789 --> 00:23:54,689 Or maybe she's just a raging bitch. 713 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:55,757 (laughing): Oh! 714 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,392 (grunting) 715 00:23:57,427 --> 00:23:58,126 (growling) 716 00:23:58,162 --> 00:24:00,428 (yelling) 717 00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:01,730 (grunting) 718 00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:06,101 (glasses breaking) 719 00:24:10,874 --> 00:24:12,941 LAPD! Hey! 720 00:24:12,976 --> 00:24:14,676 Everybody take a breath! 721 00:24:14,711 --> 00:24:16,745 Oh! Oh, my gosh. 722 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,346 What is happening?! 723 00:24:18,382 --> 00:24:19,893 (♪ "That Thing You Do" by Ellem, plays ♪ ) ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 724 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,050 ♪ I can't put my finger on it ♪ 725 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:24,953 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 726 00:24:24,988 --> 00:24:25,954 Maze, Maze, Maze! 727 00:24:25,989 --> 00:24:26,621 (man yelling) 728 00:24:26,657 --> 00:24:28,123 (groaning) 729 00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:29,491 ♪ I like that thing you do ♪ 730 00:24:29,526 --> 00:24:31,126 Maze, I wasn't done questioning him! 731 00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:34,362 ♪ The way you style your hair ♪ 732 00:24:34,398 --> 00:24:36,665 Ugh! 733 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,800 Carry on. 734 00:24:38,835 --> 00:24:40,502 Hey. 735 00:24:40,537 --> 00:24:41,970 Did you see these girls? 736 00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:43,238 Yeah, maybe. 737 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,639 - Where? - It was-- it was-- 738 00:24:44,675 --> 00:24:46,308 - Where?! - It was a crowded sex club, 739 00:24:46,343 --> 00:24:47,520 and there was so many hot girls... 740 00:24:47,544 --> 00:24:49,277 A sex club? 741 00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:51,680 Yeah, just... 742 00:24:51,715 --> 00:24:53,448 Don't tell my girlfriend. Just... 743 00:24:53,483 --> 00:24:57,085 ♪ And the boys and the girls they stare... ♪ 744 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,387 (scoffs) Girls' night out. 745 00:25:09,731 --> 00:25:11,098 Oh... 746 00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:12,099 Oof. 747 00:25:12,134 --> 00:25:13,890 Happy hour over already? 748 00:25:13,891 --> 00:25:15,357 Must have been some party. 749 00:25:15,393 --> 00:25:16,692 Yeah... 750 00:25:16,727 --> 00:25:18,661 other than the half hour-ish 751 00:25:18,696 --> 00:25:20,963 from 8:47 to 9:17 752 00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:22,865 that I can't quite remember anything. 753 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,067 (chuckling): Classic Chloe. 754 00:25:25,102 --> 00:25:26,580 Only you would make a point of remembering 755 00:25:26,604 --> 00:25:28,771 the exact amount of time you can't remember. 756 00:25:28,806 --> 00:25:30,372 Mm. Well, 757 00:25:30,408 --> 00:25:33,008 I was lucid enough to destroy a tiki bar 758 00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:35,544 and get a lead on our two dead blondes. 759 00:25:35,579 --> 00:25:37,680 I found a guy with a hand stamp. 760 00:25:37,715 --> 00:25:39,748 The same club that Daria and Naomi went to? 761 00:25:40,685 --> 00:25:41,950 Not a club. 762 00:25:41,986 --> 00:25:46,055 More like a roving, pop-up sex party. 763 00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:47,756 Secretive, invite-only, 764 00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:50,092 caters to rich jerks who like to pay for it. 765 00:25:50,127 --> 00:25:51,193 So gross. 766 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:52,628 So those two girls were sex workers? 767 00:25:53,531 --> 00:25:54,563 Looks like it. 768 00:25:54,598 --> 00:25:56,231 But the only way to know for sure 769 00:25:56,267 --> 00:25:58,067 is to get you into the next shindig. 770 00:25:58,102 --> 00:25:59,935 Which hand stamp guy told me-- 771 00:25:59,970 --> 00:26:01,370 right before he passed out-- 772 00:26:01,405 --> 00:26:03,605 is happening as we speak. 773 00:26:03,641 --> 00:26:04,773 Me? 774 00:26:04,809 --> 00:26:07,943 Uh-huh. Men only. And I got you a date. 775 00:26:08,813 --> 00:26:10,045 - Nope. - Yes. 776 00:26:10,081 --> 00:26:11,413 - Mm-mm. No way. - Yes. 777 00:26:11,449 --> 00:26:13,193 It's good to have Lucifer there with you as back up. 778 00:26:13,217 --> 00:26:15,651 So they don't think you're a cop. 779 00:26:17,088 --> 00:26:18,787 I don't look like a cop. 780 00:26:20,558 --> 00:26:21,924 Uh-huh. 781 00:26:24,095 --> 00:26:25,060 Hey. 782 00:26:25,096 --> 00:26:26,228 Do I look like a cop? 783 00:26:26,263 --> 00:26:29,398 (kitten mewing on video) 784 00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:32,468 (laughing) 785 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,703 Ah. Finally, you're here. Right. 786 00:26:34,739 --> 00:26:35,916 I promise this will be more fun 787 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,973 than light beers and Bachelor reruns. 788 00:26:38,008 --> 00:26:39,308 Your jokes never get old. 789 00:26:39,343 --> 00:26:41,276 Oh, come on, who doesn't love a sex party? 790 00:26:41,312 --> 00:26:42,344 Then again, if you're me, 791 00:26:42,379 --> 00:26:44,179 every party's a sex party of sorts. 792 00:26:44,215 --> 00:26:45,547 DAN: It's illegal, for starters. 793 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,027 Why do you think they change the location every night? 794 00:26:47,051 --> 00:26:48,984 No liquor license, underage girls... 795 00:26:49,019 --> 00:26:50,486 Well, the world's oldest profession 796 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:52,221 seems to be surviving quite nicely. 797 00:26:52,256 --> 00:26:54,323 Hello, chaps. 798 00:26:54,358 --> 00:26:56,592 Yes, my first startup was a sex club, actually. 799 00:26:56,627 --> 00:26:58,305 Little place called "Eden". Perhaps you've heard of it? 800 00:26:58,329 --> 00:27:01,697 I'm... good. Thank you. 801 00:27:01,732 --> 00:27:03,866 Best case scenario, this club exploits women. 802 00:27:03,901 --> 00:27:05,812 Worst case? It got those girls a belly full of poison. 803 00:27:05,836 --> 00:27:06,735 Mm. 804 00:27:06,771 --> 00:27:08,837 - One other thing. - Hm? 805 00:27:08,873 --> 00:27:11,940 I'm not sure why he's here. 806 00:27:11,976 --> 00:27:14,076 Only dullards drink alone. 807 00:27:14,111 --> 00:27:15,711 Yes, he's a tad anxious these days. 808 00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:17,290 I thought a night out would do him good. 809 00:27:17,314 --> 00:27:19,014 Right. Well, we have one mission: 810 00:27:19,049 --> 00:27:21,717 to find out who knew the dead girls. 811 00:27:21,752 --> 00:27:23,285 And remember-- we're undercover, okay? 812 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,054 (chuckling): As if you could look like anything other than a cop. 813 00:27:26,090 --> 00:27:27,456 I do not look like a cop! 814 00:27:27,491 --> 00:27:28,257 Cop. 815 00:27:28,292 --> 00:27:30,659 (sighs with frustration) 816 00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:32,628 All right, will you guys just please, 817 00:27:32,663 --> 00:27:34,196 for God's sake, be chill? 818 00:27:34,231 --> 00:27:36,765 And three rules: no drinking, no touching... 819 00:27:37,902 --> 00:27:39,246 ...and just keep everything low-key. 820 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,703 Yes! (laughing) 821 00:27:41,739 --> 00:27:44,406 (woman laughing) DAN: Oh, my God. 822 00:27:44,441 --> 00:27:47,009 This is not helping us find out who knew the dead girls. 823 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:49,344 Agreed. His shimmy is a tad off-putting. 824 00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:50,646 AMENADIEL: Come on, Luci! 825 00:27:50,681 --> 00:27:52,581 Come cut a rug with your big bro! 826 00:27:52,616 --> 00:27:53,882 LUCIFER: Uh. No, no, no, no, no. 827 00:27:53,918 --> 00:27:55,083 White man's overbite, 828 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:56,752 that is definitely where I draw the line. 829 00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,053 Hold on a second. 830 00:27:58,088 --> 00:27:59,454 Look at the bar. 831 00:28:00,825 --> 00:28:02,591 It's liquid nitrogen. 832 00:28:02,626 --> 00:28:03,970 It's the same thing that caused damage 833 00:28:03,994 --> 00:28:05,527 to Daria Mitchell's stomach lining. 834 00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:06,795 Yes. 835 00:28:08,933 --> 00:28:09,933 Hey, buddy. 836 00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:10,967 Hey. 837 00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:12,935 What do you know about these two girls? 838 00:28:16,473 --> 00:28:18,173 Not so fast, buddy boy. 839 00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:21,176 Seems my martini isn't the only thing here that's dirty. 840 00:28:21,212 --> 00:28:22,744 (straining) Mmm. 841 00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,246 A drink to savor, don't you think? 842 00:28:24,281 --> 00:28:25,948 Ah... (inhales) 843 00:28:25,983 --> 00:28:28,217 Want to explain why you ran? 844 00:28:28,252 --> 00:28:30,052 Come on. You're obviously a cop. 845 00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:31,286 (chuckles) Shut it. 846 00:28:31,322 --> 00:28:33,322 I figured you were here to bust me. 847 00:28:33,357 --> 00:28:35,123 Yes, we are here to bust you. 848 00:28:35,159 --> 00:28:37,793 For the untimely fate of two innocent Nebraskan girls. 849 00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,528 Wait... what? 850 00:28:39,563 --> 00:28:40,874 LUCIFER: It's funny how killers go deaf 851 00:28:40,898 --> 00:28:42,464 at the moment of reckoning, isn't it? 852 00:28:42,499 --> 00:28:43,699 No, no. I... 853 00:28:43,734 --> 00:28:44,766 I'm no killer. 854 00:28:44,802 --> 00:28:47,135 I-I-I keep an eye on the girls that work here 855 00:28:47,171 --> 00:28:49,638 and serve the pervs drinks. 856 00:28:49,673 --> 00:28:50,706 And pot... 857 00:28:50,741 --> 00:28:51,945 Maybe a bit of "E." 858 00:28:51,946 --> 00:28:53,337 What about mandrake? 859 00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:54,444 Who's Mandrake? 860 00:28:54,445 --> 00:28:56,745 Did you put poison in these two girls' drinks? 861 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,580 No-no. What? No. I-I remember these girls. 862 00:28:58,616 --> 00:29:01,650 Their drinks were clean when I made 'em. 863 00:29:01,685 --> 00:29:03,151 Who was paying for 'em? 864 00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:04,698 I don't know, it was some Hollywood dirtbag 865 00:29:04,722 --> 00:29:05,988 with a gold card. 866 00:29:06,023 --> 00:29:08,557 You'll need to be a little more specific. 867 00:29:08,592 --> 00:29:11,226 It's... Yuri something. 868 00:29:11,262 --> 00:29:12,828 He's not here tonight though. 869 00:29:12,863 --> 00:29:14,329 I guess your two dead girls 870 00:29:14,365 --> 00:29:15,575 and the other blonde must have really worn him out. 871 00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:16,565 DAN: Wait a minute. 872 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,866 There were three blondes? Yeah. 873 00:29:17,902 --> 00:29:19,001 Your two newbies 874 00:29:19,036 --> 00:29:20,202 and their hot friend. 875 00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:21,336 Right. First name: 876 00:29:21,372 --> 00:29:22,671 "Hot", last name "Friend"? 877 00:29:22,706 --> 00:29:24,206 They don't use their real names. 878 00:29:25,276 --> 00:29:26,419 She's one of our regulars though. 879 00:29:26,443 --> 00:29:28,410 You know, life of the party. 880 00:29:28,445 --> 00:29:29,489 Oh, she won't be the life of anything, 881 00:29:29,513 --> 00:29:30,445 if we don't get to her 882 00:29:30,481 --> 00:29:32,080 before lady killer Yuri has his way. 883 00:29:32,116 --> 00:29:33,181 If he hasn't already. 884 00:29:33,217 --> 00:29:34,449 (sighing): Thank you. 885 00:29:34,485 --> 00:29:35,817 (clears throat) 886 00:29:38,822 --> 00:29:41,556 Oh, silly me. 887 00:29:41,592 --> 00:29:42,524 (sighs) 888 00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:44,626 Come on. Rise and shine, Crantini. 889 00:29:44,662 --> 00:29:45,662 Time to go. (groaning) 890 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:46,995 Yeah. Let's do this. 891 00:29:47,031 --> 00:29:47,763 (grunting) 892 00:29:47,798 --> 00:29:51,767 (Lucifer laughing) 893 00:29:51,802 --> 00:29:53,046 Gosh, I wish I got that on video. 894 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,269 Oh, I can get that on video! 895 00:29:54,305 --> 00:29:55,570 Hold on. Douche-cam. 896 00:30:13,893 --> 00:30:15,693 Must have been some party. 897 00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:17,428 Ah, that's funny. 898 00:30:17,463 --> 00:30:19,697 And I'll laugh after we find this Yuri scumbag. 899 00:30:19,732 --> 00:30:21,599 You have anything on the third girl? 900 00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,601 Bartender said she was, "Blonde, hot, 901 00:30:23,636 --> 00:30:24,646 and had an exposed midriff". 902 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:26,937 Which describes half the population of L.A. 903 00:30:26,973 --> 00:30:27,905 Well, the chef's wife, 904 00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,373 Gisele, fits that description. 905 00:30:29,408 --> 00:30:31,775 Yeah, but when you saw her, she was healthy. 906 00:30:31,811 --> 00:30:33,188 You think she could have worked with Naomi 907 00:30:33,212 --> 00:30:34,545 and Daria at the sex club? 908 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:36,347 She knew them 909 00:30:36,382 --> 00:30:37,526 through her husband's restaurant. 910 00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:39,483 I mean... but part-time sex worker? 911 00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:41,330 Would that be the first thing you put on your résumé? 912 00:30:41,354 --> 00:30:43,687 No. But if she was there, 913 00:30:43,723 --> 00:30:45,767 she was witness to everything that went down that night. 914 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,925 So, maybe Yuri's after her. 915 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,271 Yeah, well, the tech got Yuri's info 916 00:30:49,295 --> 00:30:51,073 from the credit card he used at the sex party. 917 00:30:51,097 --> 00:30:52,229 Only has a P.O. box. 918 00:30:52,265 --> 00:30:53,408 No home address, but I did get 919 00:30:53,432 --> 00:30:54,732 a cell and a plate number. 920 00:30:54,767 --> 00:30:55,699 Okay, good. 921 00:30:55,735 --> 00:30:56,879 Lucifer and I will go find Yuri, 922 00:30:56,903 --> 00:30:58,302 and, uh, 923 00:30:58,337 --> 00:30:59,403 and, um... 924 00:30:59,438 --> 00:31:01,372 (Lucifer laughing) ...you track down Gisele. 925 00:31:01,407 --> 00:31:03,407 (laughing continues) 926 00:31:03,442 --> 00:31:04,442 Oh... 927 00:31:04,477 --> 00:31:05,609 DAN: Copy that. 928 00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:08,045 That is... 929 00:31:10,016 --> 00:31:11,248 What did Maze win 930 00:31:11,284 --> 00:31:13,717 and why does it involve my tragic drunk face? 931 00:31:13,753 --> 00:31:14,952 Just a little wager. 932 00:31:14,987 --> 00:31:16,654 Well, you had a lot on your mind, 933 00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:18,289 so I decided to distract you, 934 00:31:18,324 --> 00:31:19,690 with "girls' night." 935 00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:23,294 Last night was a setup? 936 00:31:23,329 --> 00:31:25,362 Yes. Well, you had fun, didn't you? 937 00:31:25,398 --> 00:31:26,597 You should be thanking me. 938 00:31:29,735 --> 00:31:30,768 What are you doing? 939 00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:33,304 Detective... (snaps picture) 940 00:31:38,544 --> 00:31:39,777 (grunts) 941 00:31:39,812 --> 00:31:41,645 Uh, hey, Davis hasn't seen Gisele, 942 00:31:41,681 --> 00:31:43,380 and she's, uh, not answering her cell, 943 00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,194 so if Yuri has her, we've got to get there fast. 944 00:31:45,218 --> 00:31:46,483 CHLOE: I'm on my way. 945 00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:48,786 Detective... 946 00:31:48,821 --> 00:31:51,222 What did you say to her? 947 00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:02,466 LAPD. Get out of the car, Yuri. 948 00:32:02,501 --> 00:32:03,912 LUCIFER: Good Lord, you could at least 949 00:32:03,936 --> 00:32:05,236 fork out for a room, Yuri. 950 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,937 (Yuri retching) No, no, no, no! 951 00:32:06,973 --> 00:32:08,639 Not the Italian leather! 952 00:32:08,674 --> 00:32:10,774 Bloody hell! 953 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:13,110 Yeah, more like karma. 954 00:32:13,145 --> 00:32:15,346 We know you were at the sex club last night, 955 00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:17,615 and you're responsible for the death of two girls. 956 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:19,250 What do you know about Gisele? 957 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:21,919 I don't know anyone named Gisele. 958 00:32:21,954 --> 00:32:23,387 You have it all wrong. 959 00:32:23,422 --> 00:32:25,656 I only went to that club 960 00:32:25,691 --> 00:32:28,826 because Crystal promised me newbies. 961 00:32:28,861 --> 00:32:30,828 I paid five grand apiece 962 00:32:30,863 --> 00:32:32,363 for those two sweethearts. 963 00:32:32,398 --> 00:32:33,564 Who's Crystal? 964 00:32:33,599 --> 00:32:35,799 She was with Daria and Naomi. 965 00:32:35,835 --> 00:32:36,878 Then you should most definitely 966 00:32:36,902 --> 00:32:38,010 ask for a refund. 967 00:32:38,034 --> 00:32:38,737 I know. 968 00:32:38,738 --> 00:32:41,472 Those girls had no idea that I was their date. 969 00:32:41,507 --> 00:32:42,840 You're telling me Daria and Naomi 970 00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:44,475 had no idea it was a sex club? 971 00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:46,343 No. 972 00:32:46,379 --> 00:32:48,178 When they found out, they wanted to leave. 973 00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:50,481 Crystal bought them drinks, 974 00:32:50,516 --> 00:32:53,183 but they drank them and bailed anyway. 975 00:32:53,219 --> 00:32:56,020 I was so upset that I took the last sip and-- 976 00:32:56,055 --> 00:32:57,655 You drank the rest of the poison. 977 00:32:59,825 --> 00:33:02,393 I have been sick ever since. 978 00:33:02,428 --> 00:33:03,327 Oh, God. 979 00:33:03,362 --> 00:33:05,496 Oh, no, no, no. Not again. 980 00:33:07,199 --> 00:33:08,365 Is Gisele Crystal? 981 00:33:08,401 --> 00:33:09,745 LUCIFER: Oh, you mean the chef's wife? 982 00:33:09,769 --> 00:33:11,446 Could she be the one who killed Daria and Naomi? 983 00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:13,048 Well, Daria was sleeping with her husband, 984 00:33:13,072 --> 00:33:15,072 so if anyone had a bone to pick, it would be her. 985 00:33:15,107 --> 00:33:17,474 (panting) 986 00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:19,710 Yuri, do you know Crystal's real name? 987 00:33:19,745 --> 00:33:22,046 No. But I have a picture. 988 00:33:22,081 --> 00:33:24,682 Oh, lovely. I'll take that. 989 00:33:24,717 --> 00:33:27,418 Right. Ooh, pecker pic. 990 00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,053 - Pecker pic. - Eww! 991 00:33:29,088 --> 00:33:30,587 Oh, hold on. 992 00:33:32,058 --> 00:33:33,624 CHLOE: That's not Gisele. 993 00:33:33,659 --> 00:33:35,926 No, and that blonde hair doesn't look real either. 994 00:33:35,961 --> 00:33:38,028 CHLOE: You're right, it's a wig. 995 00:33:38,064 --> 00:33:40,431 And the girl wearing it looks real familiar. 996 00:33:45,971 --> 00:33:49,073 Oh, it's just rush, rush, rush in this town, isn't it? 997 00:33:49,108 --> 00:33:51,308 Oh, hi, detectives. 998 00:33:51,344 --> 00:33:53,444 I'm just putting a few things in storage. 999 00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:54,812 I'm going back home. 1000 00:33:54,847 --> 00:33:56,558 Right, you can take the girl out of Nebraska, 1001 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:58,916 but you can't take Nebraska out of the girl. 1002 00:33:58,951 --> 00:33:59,917 Or can you? 1003 00:33:59,952 --> 00:34:02,586 I don't feel safe in L.A. anymore. 1004 00:34:02,621 --> 00:34:04,722 You wouldn't either if two of your neighbors 1005 00:34:04,757 --> 00:34:05,823 wound up dead. 1006 00:34:05,858 --> 00:34:07,257 Don't you just hate that? 1007 00:34:07,293 --> 00:34:09,293 I'm sorry, I have a flight at 3:00. 1008 00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:10,505 LUCIFER: Yes, and I've just discovered 1009 00:34:10,529 --> 00:34:12,229 this wonderful thing called Facebook. 1010 00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:13,997 Have you heard of it? I have to go, please. 1011 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:15,899 'Cause Facebook's heard of you. 1012 00:34:15,935 --> 00:34:17,534 It knows that you're a big deal 1013 00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:18,635 in your small town. 1014 00:34:18,671 --> 00:34:19,837 A ten back home, 1015 00:34:19,872 --> 00:34:23,107 but in L.A., just a five. 1016 00:34:23,142 --> 00:34:25,220 Things haven't worked out for you here, have they, Lily? 1017 00:34:25,244 --> 00:34:28,779 So much heartache, struggle, compromise. 1018 00:34:28,814 --> 00:34:30,748 It made you desperate enough 1019 00:34:30,783 --> 00:34:32,750 to turn against your own sorority sisters, 1020 00:34:32,785 --> 00:34:33,785 Daria and Naomi. 1021 00:34:33,819 --> 00:34:36,186 No. Daria and Naomi were my friends. 1022 00:34:36,222 --> 00:34:37,488 (chuckles) CHLOE: Were they? 1023 00:34:37,523 --> 00:34:39,923 Because we know you were with them the night they died. 1024 00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:41,992 You said you hadn't seen 'em for a week. 1025 00:34:42,027 --> 00:34:43,227 You have no proof of that. 1026 00:34:43,262 --> 00:34:47,164 Except for a photo taken by your charming buddy Yuri. 1027 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:48,532 Nice wig, by the way. 1028 00:34:48,567 --> 00:34:50,667 Really brings out the murder in your eyes. 1029 00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:57,841 Seems kitties do have claws. 1030 00:35:03,023 --> 00:35:04,534 Please, just let me go. 1031 00:35:04,558 --> 00:35:06,579 Is this the part where you wish I had a gun, Detective? 1032 00:35:06,603 --> 00:35:08,536 Shut up, Lucifer, I got this. 1033 00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:10,538 You pretended to be a friend to those girls. 1034 00:35:10,573 --> 00:35:12,073 Shame on you. (coughs) 1035 00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:13,875 They called me! 1036 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:15,710 They were desperate for my help. 1037 00:35:15,745 --> 00:35:18,579 The best workout class, where to hike... 1038 00:35:18,615 --> 00:35:19,914 this apartment! 1039 00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:22,150 They asked you for help and you preyed on them? 1040 00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:23,718 I was doing them a favor. 1041 00:35:23,753 --> 00:35:25,686 What, by putting mandrake in their drinks? 1042 00:35:25,722 --> 00:35:28,089 I thought it was an organic kind of roofie. 1043 00:35:28,124 --> 00:35:29,724 I didn't know that it would kill them. 1044 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:31,826 I was just trying to loosen them up. 1045 00:35:31,861 --> 00:35:33,428 You were trying to make an extra buck 1046 00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:34,862 by bringing in a couple newbies. 1047 00:35:34,898 --> 00:35:37,965 I won the Dame Judith acting award in college. 1048 00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:41,135 I was the president of our sorority. 1049 00:35:41,171 --> 00:35:43,471 I should have made it by now! 1050 00:35:43,506 --> 00:35:46,574 L.A. was supposed to be easy! 1051 00:35:46,609 --> 00:35:48,609 (cell phone chiming) Oh, phones... 1052 00:35:48,645 --> 00:35:50,711 They can be so distracting. 1053 00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:58,853 There's a special place in Hell for women who fake friendships 1054 00:35:58,888 --> 00:36:03,825 as a way of manipulating other women! 1055 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:06,127 She's right, you know. 1056 00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:09,730 And I think we have a silver lining, Detective. 1057 00:36:09,766 --> 00:36:12,600 What with Lily going away, and Daria and Naomi dead, 1058 00:36:12,635 --> 00:36:14,569 I believe that there's an apartment vacancy. 1059 00:36:14,604 --> 00:36:17,104 Are you seriously suggesting that I should move 1060 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,473 into a dead girl's apartment? 1061 00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:21,042 No, no, no, the killer's place is much nicer. 1062 00:36:21,077 --> 00:36:24,078 I mean, just look at this view! 1063 00:36:49,439 --> 00:36:50,605 How'd you get in here? 1064 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,608 Let's just say Samantha at the front desk 1065 00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:56,577 is no longer into men. 1066 00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,713 What, you still mad? 1067 00:36:58,748 --> 00:37:01,782 What was all that stuff about being my tribe? 1068 00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:03,818 You had fun, didn't you? 1069 00:37:05,755 --> 00:37:06,832 I don't have time for this. 1070 00:37:06,856 --> 00:37:08,890 I have work to do. You can go. 1071 00:37:14,264 --> 00:37:15,963 I wasn't totally faking it. 1072 00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:21,202 Like when I strangled psycho chick for the win. 1073 00:37:21,237 --> 00:37:22,570 That was genuine. 1074 00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:25,039 Gee, thanks. 1075 00:37:25,074 --> 00:37:28,342 You know, I wouldn't just kick ass for anyone. 1076 00:37:28,378 --> 00:37:30,044 Okay, fine, I would. 1077 00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:33,614 But this time it was... sweeter. 1078 00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:36,551 This is some twisted version of an apology? 1079 00:37:36,586 --> 00:37:38,519 I don't do apologies. 1080 00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:40,354 But I don't want to kill you anymore. 1081 00:37:41,724 --> 00:37:44,425 You're a very, very deranged person. 1082 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,327 Thanks. 1083 00:37:47,564 --> 00:37:49,074 So, we're still good to be roomies, right? 1084 00:37:49,098 --> 00:37:50,442 What are you talking about, roomies? 1085 00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:51,466 We shook on it. 1086 00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:53,501 Post-karaoke, pre-potbelly dude. 1087 00:37:53,536 --> 00:37:54,902 What? 1088 00:37:54,938 --> 00:37:56,437 I told you I was in between places. 1089 00:37:56,472 --> 00:37:58,083 You said that you were looking for someone 1090 00:37:58,107 --> 00:37:59,407 to share expenses. 1091 00:37:59,442 --> 00:38:00,608 Don't you remember? 1092 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:04,912 The missing half hour. 1093 00:38:04,948 --> 00:38:08,182 Look... I've got money. 1094 00:38:08,217 --> 00:38:10,885 I like your kid, and you dress like crap, 1095 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,087 so I won't be stealing any of your clothes. 1096 00:38:13,122 --> 00:38:15,122 What, you got a better plan? 1097 00:38:18,595 --> 00:38:20,494 You said you wanted fun, Decker. 1098 00:38:22,098 --> 00:38:23,230 Fun. 1099 00:38:24,133 --> 00:38:26,000 Oh, my... 1100 00:38:28,371 --> 00:38:30,171 Roommates? 1101 00:38:30,206 --> 00:38:31,439 You and Detective Decker? 1102 00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:34,008 (laughs) No, no, no, no, no, no. 1103 00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:36,410 And have I mentioned "no," and also, "no"? 1104 00:38:36,446 --> 00:38:37,956 You're not my boss anymore. 1105 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:38,780 Well, that may be. 1106 00:38:38,781 --> 00:38:40,781 But I can't have the women in my life teaming up. 1107 00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:42,083 I'll be outnumbered. 1108 00:38:42,118 --> 00:38:43,729 Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her 1109 00:38:43,753 --> 00:38:45,152 before I do. 1110 00:38:45,188 --> 00:38:47,688 Oh, actually, can I interest you in another wager? 1111 00:38:47,724 --> 00:38:49,857 No. Done deal. Pay up. 1112 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:52,827 (sighs) Fine, the convertible's yours. 1113 00:38:52,862 --> 00:38:53,794 I'm over that. 1114 00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:55,663 Well, the hot, new bartender. 1115 00:38:55,698 --> 00:38:56,897 Been there, done that. 1116 00:38:56,933 --> 00:38:58,332 Well, spit it out then, Maze. 1117 00:38:58,368 --> 00:38:59,634 What is it you want? 1118 00:39:03,873 --> 00:39:06,707 I want a drink. 1119 00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:08,342 What, that's it? 1120 00:39:08,378 --> 00:39:10,077 Fine. Pick any bottle, pull two glasses. 1121 00:39:10,113 --> 00:39:14,148 No, I want you to pour me a drink. 1122 00:39:15,885 --> 00:39:17,018 All right. 1123 00:39:27,997 --> 00:39:30,331 To newly defined relationships. 1124 00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:32,033 Cheers. 1125 00:39:32,068 --> 00:39:33,701 (elevator bell dings) 1126 00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:38,472 Oh... please... 1127 00:39:38,508 --> 00:39:40,408 don't drink in front of me. 1128 00:39:40,443 --> 00:39:42,543 Bad case of the distractions, brother? 1129 00:39:42,578 --> 00:39:44,812 (chuckles) Well, I better go. 1130 00:39:44,847 --> 00:39:47,181 MAZE: I'll let you deal with the lightweight. 1131 00:39:47,216 --> 00:39:48,349 (Amenadiel groans) 1132 00:39:48,384 --> 00:39:50,418 Judging from your behavior last night, 1133 00:39:50,453 --> 00:39:52,586 that lunatic dancing, I fear that my advice 1134 00:39:52,622 --> 00:39:54,555 may have created a whole new set of problems. 1135 00:39:54,590 --> 00:39:57,591 No more turning a "blind eye," Lucifer. 1136 00:39:57,627 --> 00:39:59,293 (groans) Listen... 1137 00:40:01,631 --> 00:40:04,131 We both know that Dad is not the kind 1138 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:05,433 to forgive and forget. 1139 00:40:05,468 --> 00:40:08,402 No distraction on earth is gonna change that. 1140 00:40:08,438 --> 00:40:10,137 I said that I would punish Mom, 1141 00:40:10,173 --> 00:40:12,273 and I'm doing so here on earth. 1142 00:40:12,308 --> 00:40:14,108 Deal maintained, loophole achieved. 1143 00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:15,676 What if He doesn't feel that way? 1144 00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:18,913 There will be real consequences, Luci, 1145 00:40:18,948 --> 00:40:20,214 for all of us. 1146 00:40:20,249 --> 00:40:22,249 Especially me. 1147 00:40:22,285 --> 00:40:23,784 You know, I liked you better drunk. 1148 00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:26,987 Tell me something, brother, what deal did you make? 1149 00:40:27,023 --> 00:40:29,290 What was worth writing Father, of all people, 1150 00:40:29,325 --> 00:40:30,325 a blank check? 1151 00:40:30,359 --> 00:40:32,893 Not a what. A who. 1152 00:40:40,937 --> 00:40:43,237 You made a deal for Chloe's life? 1153 00:40:43,272 --> 00:40:44,638 Don't look at me like that! 1154 00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:46,774 At the time, it made a certain amount of sense. 1155 00:40:46,809 --> 00:40:48,075 Don't you understand? 1156 00:40:49,412 --> 00:40:51,245 You made a deal to return Mom to Hell. 1157 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,048 In exchange, Chloe's life was spared. 1158 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,783 Well, that's one interpretation. 1159 00:40:55,818 --> 00:40:58,085 Despite whatever loopholes you think you found, 1160 00:40:58,121 --> 00:41:00,554 and the lies that you have told yourself, 1161 00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:03,224 you still haven't delivered on your end of the bargain. 1162 00:41:03,259 --> 00:41:06,393 Luci, what if Dad decides to 1163 00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:08,662 take back His side of the deal? 1164 00:41:08,698 --> 00:41:11,799 (laughs) 1165 00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:15,202 One silly human soul? 1166 00:41:15,238 --> 00:41:18,105 I can't imagine Dad would take much interest in that. 1167 00:41:18,141 --> 00:41:20,574 CHLOE: Yes, two adult women and a child. 1168 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:22,476 MAN (over phone): Just bring over a deposit, 1169 00:41:22,512 --> 00:41:23,677 and the apartment's yours. 1170 00:41:23,713 --> 00:41:26,814 Really? Oh, yeah, I will, uh... 1171 00:41:26,849 --> 00:41:28,649 Great, I'll drop off a check right away. 1172 00:41:28,684 --> 00:41:30,184 Okay, thank you. 1173 00:41:30,222 --> 00:41:31,222 MAN: Of course. 1174 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:40,508 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man