1 00:00:02,337 --> 00:00:04,137 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:06,966 - The hell's wrong with you? - What is going on? 3 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,343 He's dropping out of school. 4 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:10,386 - What? - It's not a big deal. 5 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,764 You are finishing high school. End of discussion. 6 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,015 It's my life. 7 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:16,059 It's my house. If you don't go to school, 8 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:17,393 you can't live here. 9 00:00:17,644 --> 00:00:19,729 Hold on. We are not kicking him out. 10 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:22,398 - The hell we're not! - I'll pack right now. 11 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:27,153 - Stop. You don't have to go. - Yes, he does. My house, my rules. 12 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:33,493 I've always had a curious affinity for laundromats. 13 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:37,747 Perhaps it's the rows of mechanical devices dedicated to a cleaner world. 14 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:41,125 Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation of spinning clothes 15 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:45,129 on their sudsyjourney to a fluffy, stain-free future. 16 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,090 Mmm. Look at 'em. 17 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,093 Where was I? Oh, yes, laundromats. 18 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,804 My Meemaw also loved them... 19 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,306 ...but for an entirely different reason. 20 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:03,481 Banana. Banana. 21 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,650 Whoo! 22 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:09,529 Personally, I don't care for bananas, it's a texture thing. 23 00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:12,574 - Here you go. - Yeah, big night. 24 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:13,782 Yeah. 25 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,368 You just put it on my tab. 26 00:01:15,535 --> 00:01:17,662 Well, actually, I'm gonna need you to cash out. 27 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,082 - How come? - I'm fixin' to close up for good. 28 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,500 What? Why? 29 00:01:22,584 --> 00:01:24,419 Gonna spend more time with the grandkids. 30 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,212 I got grandkids, too. 31 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,798 Why do you think I'm here so much? 32 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,967 So, who's gonna take over this place? 33 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,345 Guess what? I'm buyin' a laundromat. 34 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,933 Uh, I don't know how to react, is that good news? 35 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:40,601 Oh, yeah. 36 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:42,978 Laundromat. 37 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:45,105 Cool. 38 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,420 Fun fact: Did you know the knife goes on the right 39 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,173 because it was the first utensil and most people are right-handed? 40 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:12,800 Did you know I set the table and no one said thank you? 41 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,928 No one thanked me for my fun fact and you don't hear me complaining. 42 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:18,472 Hey. 43 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,142 What are you doin' here? 44 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,734 I just thought I could have dinner with y'all. 45 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,021 Of course you can. 46 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,606 I'm sorry, do you live here? 47 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,359 - Just forget it. - No, stay. 48 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:31,611 - Mary. - He can have dinner with us! 49 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:33,945 Fine. 50 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:35,739 Sit. 51 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:37,492 I'll get you a plate. 52 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:42,455 So, do you still live here? 53 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,291 - I don't know. - Of course you do. 54 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,375 You go back to school? 55 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,961 - No. - Sounds like you don't live here. 56 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:51,214 He's our son, we're not kickin' him out. 57 00:02:51,381 --> 00:02:53,800 He wants to be an adult, he can pay for his own place. 58 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:54,967 That was my plan. 59 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:57,512 Okay, what if he pitches in here? 60 00:02:57,804 --> 00:03:00,765 - Like what, rent? - Yes. You would do that, right? 61 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:02,725 I guess so. 62 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:04,936 Sounds like someone needs a rental agreement. 63 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,938 I'll go get my legal pad. 64 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,651 Pay to live here? We don't even have a pool. 65 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:19,242 So, there's a secret back room at the laundromat where you gamble? 66 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:20,409 Yeah. 67 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:21,911 And you never told me? 68 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,746 Well, this is how secrets work. 69 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,748 What else aren't you telling me? 70 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:27,917 Let me explain secrets. 71 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,377 Uh... 72 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,964 Give me a sense, for how illegal this is? 73 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,549 Who says it's illegal? 74 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:35,842 Why is it a secret? 75 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:37,760 Okay, it's illegal. 76 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:40,221 But these places have been around for years. 77 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,682 Nobody gets hurt. The cops don't care. 78 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,892 I thought you liked being retired. 79 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:46,561 Now you wanna be a business owner? 80 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,480 It's not as much fun as I make it look. 81 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,023 Listen. 82 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:55,153 I've been gambling my whole life and losin' to the house. 83 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:59,365 This is my chance to be the house. 84 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:03,119 You go to prison, I ain't waiting for you. 85 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:06,122 You really have the energy to find a new girlfriend? 86 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,415 I'll wait. 87 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,463 Okay, so we've agreed on monthly rent. Should we talk utilities? 88 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:15,256 Why do I gotta pay for that stuff? 89 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,550 'Cause you use them and they cost money. 90 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:21,345 There are five of us in the house. So I suggest he pays 20 percent. 91 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,473 Although he does take a long time drying that hair. 92 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:24,640 Twenty percent's fine. 93 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:25,766 Hold on. 94 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,227 It takes a whole lot more water to clean you than me. 95 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,480 Hey, watch it, I don't have to let you live here. 96 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:33,900 "Let me"? I'm payin' for everything. You gonna charge me for food, too? 97 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:35,192 Not the worst idea. 98 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,737 You know what, maybe I shouldn't be in this house. 99 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,155 You said it, not me. 100 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,948 He doesn't have to pay for food. 101 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:42,492 Meemaw does eat here for free. 102 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,993 That's a separate problem. 103 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,412 What if Georgie moves into the garage? 104 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:47,997 Why? 105 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,874 You'd still be around so Mom's happy, 106 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,793 but you'd be outta the house so Dad's happy. 107 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,796 That could work. What do you say? 108 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,381 - Done. - Done. 109 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,635 Hold on. All my trains and science equipment are in the garage. 110 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:01,636 Where would they go? 111 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:04,472 Easy. I take Georgie's room, while your crap goes in your room. 112 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,933 That's a big change. I need to think about this. 113 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,016 Mom? 114 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:12,021 Honey, it does make sense. You two are gettin' older. 115 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,482 I don't even have hair on my legs yet. What's the rush? 116 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:16,317 Let's just put this down for a few days. 117 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,361 Why? 'Cause you don't want to hear him complain? 118 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:19,736 Bingo. 119 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,036 Hey, Dale. 120 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,455 Hey, Jake. Good to see you. 121 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:30,790 Hey, thanks for coming out. 122 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,834 My pleasure. Can I get a beer? 123 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:35,586 You arrest anybody fun lately? 124 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:39,131 A party clown, but what he was doing was not fun. 125 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,007 Do I wanna know? 126 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,760 Not if you want to sleep tonight. 127 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:43,845 Huh. 128 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,389 What's up with you? Still dating that Connie? 129 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:50,142 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Actually that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 130 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:51,227 Uh-oh. 131 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,770 I can check into things, 132 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:55,940 but if you think she's lying, she probably is. 133 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,441 No, that's not it. 134 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,610 Well, still good life advice. 135 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:04,448 Well, what do you know about these backroom slot machine places? 136 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,869 Why? You thinking of putting one in your store? 137 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,078 No. Uh-uh. 138 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,957 No, actually, I'm asking for Connie. 'Cause she's kinda interested. 139 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,040 Hmm. 140 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,419 Those places are harmless, we look the other way. 141 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:17,628 That's good to know. 142 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:20,965 So what other laws are okay to break? 143 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:25,511 Not hiding drugs in your keister, what was that clown thinking? 144 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:29,056 When they found it, did confetti shoot out? 145 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,312 Sheldon, come on, I need my own space. 146 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,938 But we've always shared a room. 147 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,398 I'm a young lady now. 148 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,858 You seem the same to me. 149 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,610 I have a training bra. 150 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:42,778 When you complete your training, get back to me. 151 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,239 You know you want privacy, too. 152 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:47,742 I suppose it would be nice 153 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,865 to have all my trains and science equipment in here. 154 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,495 Great. It's settled. 155 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,707 Would be like my fortress of solitude. 156 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:57,168 - Good for you. - Or my bat cave. 157 00:06:58,711 --> 00:07:01,213 Although I don't care for caves or bats. 158 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:03,049 I suppose Fortress of Solitude... 159 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,634 I'm gonna choke you with my bra. 160 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Good night. 161 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:19,315 Want some help? 162 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,234 - You gonna charge me money? - Never mind. 163 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,544 Any chance this can wait 'til halftime? 164 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,629 I'll be done in a second. 165 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:53,224 Touchdown! 166 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,787 - What are you doing? - Moving my stuff. 167 00:07:57,812 --> 00:07:59,730 But we haven't discussed who gets what yet. 168 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,274 I get my stuff, you get your stuff. Done. 169 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:06,195 There's community property. We've lived together for over ten years. 170 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,155 In some states, we'd be considered married. 171 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:09,073 Gross. 172 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,950 I don't make the rules. I just know them all. 173 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,369 What do I have to do to get this over with? 174 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,371 We just need to agree upon who gets which items. 175 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:19,709 Fine. As my farewell gift to you, let's do your dumb thing. 176 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,878 See, when you're mean and nice at the same time, it's confusing. 177 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,170 Too bad, doofus. 178 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,464 Better, thank you. 179 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,052 Okay, thanks. I'll see ya in a bit. 180 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,305 Chet's gonna swing by and finalize the deal. 181 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:34,557 Wait, he's coming over here? 182 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:35,933 Yeah, why? 183 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,811 This is a very shady transaction. 184 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:43,482 I mean, should be taking place under a bridge or in a parking lot somewhere. 185 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:47,737 I'm handin' him a cashier's check, he's givin' me the keys. 186 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:49,488 He's gonna know where you live. 187 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,241 I'm in the phone book, I'm not hard to find. 188 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,494 Well, what if he grabs the check and just skedaddles out of here? 189 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:58,956 He's our age. He ain't skedaddling anywhere. 190 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,332 Ah, whatever you say. 191 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,253 Are you disappointed this isn't more like some old cop show? 192 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,172 I loved Rockford Files. 193 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,633 Tell you what. When he gets here, you're my muscle. 194 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,429 If anything goes sideways, you jump in. 195 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,347 Hey, now you're talkin'. 196 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:18,184 I stand behind you and I crack my knuckles. 197 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,727 With your arthritis? 198 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,896 It's only bad when it rains. 199 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:26,233 Next. One Timex brand alarm clock. 200 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,234 It's yours. 201 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,488 Are you sure? It has a stylish faux wood finish. 202 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,323 Fine, I'll take it. 203 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,200 - Aw. - So you want it? 204 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,160 - Yes. - It's yours. 205 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,243 Thank you. 206 00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:42,833 Next. One useful, yet educational map of the world trash can. 207 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,001 I know what you're doing. 208 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:46,212 Yes, I'm being thorough about these things. 209 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,814 We don't fight about them down the line. 210 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,966 What you're doing is dragging this out because you don't want me to leave. 211 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,468 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 212 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,762 Do you know the phrase "pish posh"? 213 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:56,388 No, and I don't want to. 214 00:09:57,014 --> 00:10:00,142 It's British and it's used when someone's opinions are absurd 215 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:01,727 and you're forcing me to use it. 216 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:06,690 - Pish posh. Or more authentically. - "Pish posh." 217 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:07,899 I'm done. 218 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:10,236 I know what's mine and I'm taking it. 219 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:13,497 One day, she said the same thing to her first husband. 220 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,283 I like to think I prepared her for that moment. 221 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,746 So I'm thinking dark red, like a speakeasy 222 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:23,040 and maybe a little bar in the corner. 223 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,835 - You're going to need a liquor licence. - Oh, right. 224 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:30,381 Because I don't want to break the law in my illegal gambling room. 225 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,801 Over here's my bedroom area for sleeping and whatnot. 226 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,301 That's my gym. 227 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,680 Last but not least, kitchen and bathroom. 228 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:40,850 Georgie, do you use that sink as a bathroom? 229 00:10:41,142 --> 00:10:43,185 Relax, just number one. 230 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,021 There you go. 231 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:50,234 Okay, these posters go on that wall, that poster goes over the bed. 232 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,361 I'm not your moving man. 233 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,697 You're right, I'm growing up. 234 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:57,241 Guess I can't be Daddy's little girl forever. 235 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,036 Which one goes over the bed? 236 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,329 Um, New Kids. 237 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,082 First thing I'm going to do is get better chairs. 238 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:08,127 If people are comfy, they'll stay longer and spend more. 239 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,337 What if it's someone's lucky chair? 240 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,965 They're gambling in the back of a laundromat. 241 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,342 Does that sound lucky to you? 242 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,971 I'm thinking I'll put the flag over that window for, you know, privacy. 243 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:22,641 If you want, I could sew some curtains, make it look homey. 244 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,977 Nice. Girls will eat that up. 245 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,477 Flag is fine. 246 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:42,328 Well, you've been busy. 247 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,494 Yes. 248 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,473 Did you get this in here all by yourself? 249 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,415 Yes. 250 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,374 How? 251 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,458 Science. 252 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,961 - Well, looks good. - I know. 253 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,523 Now trains will be the last thing I see before I go to sleep, 254 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,147 and the first thing I see when I wake up. 255 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,675 Great. 256 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,159 If I stir in the middle of the night, you know what I'll see? 257 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,305 - Trains? - Trains. 258 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,267 Yeah. 259 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,269 As long as you're happy. 260 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:08,895 Oh, I'm happy. 261 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,196 Hey. 262 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,198 You might wanna check in on Sheldon. 263 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,616 He okay? 264 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,493 Well, he was smiling. 265 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,036 Smiling how? 266 00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:27,498 Oh, boy. 267 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,757 Hi. Dinner's ready. 268 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,842 I'll eat later, have to finish this. 269 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,723 I made spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it. 270 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,978 I even made sure that every piece is the exact same size. 271 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,189 Some things are more important than the width of a hot dog slice. 272 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,525 And I wish I'd known that sooner. 273 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,444 So, you okay? 274 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,113 Why wouldn't I be okay? 275 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:04,201 Well, there's a lot of change going on. I know that's not your favorite. 276 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,953 Where is that rail road crossing? 277 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,789 Would you like to eat in here? I'll make you a plate. 278 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,667 I have to find that sign. It should be in this box. Where is it? 279 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,174 I can't find my rail road crossing sign. 280 00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:21,010 Hey! How 'bout knockin'? 281 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,029 Sorry, I've never had to knock on that door before. 282 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,053 Well, now you do. 283 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:27,266 I need the crossing sign for my train set. Have you seen it? 284 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,935 No. And I got company comin' soon. 285 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,402 Perfect. An extra set of eyes will be helpful. 286 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,165 It's a girl. And you need to get out of here. 287 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,566 I'm not leaving until I find it. 288 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,860 Is this really about some dumb sign, 289 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,279 or is about you being scared to have a room to yourself? 290 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,907 That sign has been there for as long as I've had that rail road set. 291 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,535 It may seem insignificant to you, but I need it. 292 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,871 Everyone only cares about themselves. 293 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,557 You're happy because you got the garage. 294 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,183 Missy's happy because she has her own room. 295 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,084 But no one cares about my problems. 296 00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,254 - I'll help you look. - Just forget it. 297 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:03,677 As I struggled, my Meemaw began to realize 298 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:07,014 the problem with running a gambling den in the back of a laundromat was 299 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,932 it's still connected to a laundromat. 300 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,603 I put five pairs of undies in here, and now there are four. 301 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,646 Your machine ate my undies. 302 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,833 There's a Lost and Found box right over there in the corner. 303 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,858 Just take all you want. 304 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,277 I don't want a stranger's undies. 305 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:23,030 Then let's find your precious undies. 306 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,991 Look how many rhinestones fell off in the dryer. 307 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,912 It says right here, "Do not tumble-dry." 308 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,289 No label's gonna tell me what to do. 309 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:36,251 I'm not in the mood for Texas right now. What do you want from me? 310 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,629 Well, what size is yours? 311 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,714 No! 312 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,523 Finally, the fun begins. 313 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,528 What's going on? 314 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,114 Are you Connie Tucker? 315 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,283 Well, this sucks. 316 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,046 Next stop, Medford. 317 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,465 That won't be necessary, keep going. 318 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,926 But, sir, your family's waiting to board. 319 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,469 I'm aware, drive on. 320 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:29,864 - But, sir... - I don't need them. 321 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,766 I'm fine on my own. Do not stop this train. 322 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:41,899 Turn it off. 323 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:42,860 No. 324 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,362 I've been listening to it for an hour. Turn it off. 325 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:47,406 It's my room. I can do what I want. 326 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,301 Oh, really? Let's see how you like it. 327 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,336 What the hell's going on? 328 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,921 Missy's trying to annoy me. 329 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,382 'Cause he won't turn his stupid train off. 330 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,842 You two are unbelievable! 331 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,051 Everything off. 332 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,887 - He started it. - Now! 333 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,310 I thought y'all looked the other way. 334 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,145 We do. 335 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,482 But I'm running for Sheriff, and this will make my campaign pop. 336 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,692 But you and Dale are buddies. 337 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,236 That's why I'm not arresting you. 338 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,697 Hey, get one with me in it. 339 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,039 - So are you gonna sell the place? - No. 340 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:42,419 Instead of crime boss, you're going to be a laundry boss. 341 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,837 I guess that's just as cool. 342 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,797 I'm going to open my game room. 343 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,634 - How? - I don't know. 344 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,802 Move to a new location? 345 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:51,970 I don't know! 346 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,844 What about the laundromat? 347 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,058 Keep asking questions, see what happens. 348 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,351 Last one. 349 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,435 What? 350 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,939 How'd you get so pretty? 351 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,484 I hate you. 352 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,111 I like you. 353 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,494 There were plenty of reasons 354 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,912 to be happy my sister moved out. 355 00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:18,747 She snored. 356 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,958 She teased me. 357 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,502 She left her dirty clothes everywhere. 358 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,341 Clearly I was better off without her. 359 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,351 Can I sleep on your floor? 360 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,477 Come on. 361 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,825 I eventually made my peace with having a room to myself, 362 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,662 and I was never truly alone, thanks to my science posse, 363 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,665 Stephen, Albert, Richard, and Arthur. 364 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,794 But for those times when I did need to communicate with Missy, 365 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,045 we had a system. 366 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,553 What? 367 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,971 Just testing the system. 368 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,556 You tested it yesterday. 369 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,517 Just because it worked yesterday doesn't mean it's working today. 370 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,728 It's working. Good night. 371 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,396 Good night. Sleep tight. 372 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,738 What? 373 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,573 Did you know when people say "sleep tight," 374 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,426 they are referring to when beds were made of ropes 375 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,286 and the tighter the rope, the more comfortable the bed was to sleep on? 376 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,245 Cool. 377 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,371 Bye. 378 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:46,001 My sister wasn't always a fan of my informative tidbits. 379 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,545 So I didn't tell her that the entire phrase, 380 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,256 "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite" 381 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,508 is actually from the 1896 book 382 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:57,471 What They Say in New England: The Book of Signs, Sayings and Superstitions. 383 00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,848 Until I told her.