1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,886 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,299 Checkmate. You lose. 3 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:11,971 The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14 is used as a geochronometer. 4 00:00:12,514 --> 00:00:15,683 - Anything else you'd like to add? - I read this magazine. 5 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:19,896 - Why won't you compete with me? - 'Cause it's fun watching you get upset. 6 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:22,565 - What's fun about it? - Everything. 7 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:28,613 I've never been good at sharing. I had to share a womb... 8 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:29,863 Ow. 9 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:30,866 Ow. 10 00:00:32,492 --> 00:00:33,576 A bedroom. 11 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:35,702 Rico 12 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,129 Even my train room had Georgie's sweaty weight bench in it. 13 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:48,091 Come on, George. One more. Feel the burn, big boy. 14 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,009 Feel the burn. 15 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:54,222 But when it came to academics, the spotlight was all mine. 16 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:58,101 Sheldon, having you here has been a real boon to this university. 17 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,854 I did love basking in its glow. 18 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,856 So we could really use your help 19 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,192 in raising the school's profile even higher. 20 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,487 Of course. My intellect is at your service. 21 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:10,571 Excellent. 22 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:14,325 There's another young physics prodigy we want you to help us recruit. 23 00:01:14,576 --> 00:01:15,785 Her name is Paige Swanson. 24 00:01:36,848 --> 00:01:38,368 Why would you want Paige to come here? 25 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,560 - You know her? - Oh, I know her. 26 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,020 Ah, wonderful. 27 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,315 Just tell her how much you love the school and convince her to enroll. 28 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:48,043 But you don't need another child prodigy. You've already got me. 29 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:50,820 And you have been so great. 30 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,239 Just imagine what it'd be like having two of you. 31 00:01:53,323 --> 00:01:54,782 Why would you want two of me? 32 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:57,118 I mean, I've heard even one of me is a lot to handle. 33 00:01:57,577 --> 00:02:00,330 Well, you're not afraid of a little competition, are you? 34 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:01,581 From Paige? Hardly. 35 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,417 But I should warn you, she can be very difficult. 36 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:08,004 Well, luckily, I've had some practice with that lately. 37 00:02:08,338 --> 00:02:09,338 And how do you handle it? 38 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:14,636 Usually, I, uh, play to their egos. 39 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,576 You know, make them feel like the smartest person in the room. 40 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,306 And they fall for that? 41 00:02:20,058 --> 00:02:23,102 Well, not everyone's as smart as you, Sheldon. 42 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,649 Okay. Have a great day. Love you. 43 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,069 - Love you too. - What are you doing? 44 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:32,737 I learned it in baseball. 45 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:35,304 When you don't want the other team to see what you're saying. 46 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:39,744 - It's okay to love your mom. - At home. Here you get the hand. 47 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:46,459 - Hey, Mary. - Oh, Brenda. Love the haircut. 48 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:47,918 Thank you. 49 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,547 I was always afraid to go short, but I figured I already lost a husband, 50 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:52,911 what's a few inches off the top? 51 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,259 Well, you look like a new person. 52 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:59,138 I feel like a new person. I just needed to do something for me. 53 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:02,266 It was either this or get a tattoo on my thigh. 54 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,727 I think you made the right choice. 55 00:03:04,811 --> 00:03:08,022 Well, I guess. I mean, who's seeing me naked these days? 56 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,441 Well, I wouldn't know. 57 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:21,327 - Hey, Mary. What are you doing here? - I don't know. 58 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:24,622 I was just out running errands and thought maybe I'd make an appointment. 59 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:27,792 Well, chair's free now. Come on. Have a seat. 60 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:33,339 - Oh! Um, okay. - Okay. What can I do for you? 61 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:36,384 Well, I guess I'm just looking for a change. 62 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:37,801 Uh-oh. 63 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:40,722 - What's "uh-oh"? - Well, nothing. 64 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,925 It's just when the women come in looking for a change, 65 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,809 it's usually relationship trouble. 66 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:49,522 - Well, not me. I'm fine. - Okay. 67 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,358 But I got a perm and a divorce in the same week, 68 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:55,236 and I only regret one of them. 69 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,238 Maybe this is a bad idea. I should come back. 70 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,198 No, no, no. Come on. You're already here. 71 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,160 Either way, there's nothing wrong in a little change. 72 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:04,078 Okay. Um... 73 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,122 What do you think I should do? 74 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:09,313 Well, when you look at yourself in the mirror, who do you see? 75 00:04:10,168 --> 00:04:12,837 I see a mom and... 76 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:14,921 a wife. 77 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,674 Okay, that's the hair you already got. 78 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:19,218 Who do you want to see? 79 00:04:20,011 --> 00:04:21,471 Oh. Um... 80 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:27,124 - Maybe we start with the nails. Yeah. - That's a great idea. 81 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,688 So now I'm supposed to talk Paige into coming to my school. 82 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,233 Maybe it'll be nice to have somebody your own age to hang out with. 83 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:37,004 Sure. So the next time someone says, "Hey, look what the kid genius did," 84 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:38,828 people will say, "Which one? There's so many." 85 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:41,824 I thought you and that little girl were friends. 86 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:44,076 Missy's her friend. I'm her rival. 87 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,764 Well, I think you're getting worked up about nothing. 88 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:48,788 Maybe she won't even decide to come to this school. 89 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:50,916 Oh. 90 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,168 I see where you're going. 91 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,755 I should convince her it's a terrible school. That's brilliant. 92 00:04:55,922 --> 00:04:59,008 - That's not where I was going. - Too late. I'm already there. 93 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:06,056 What are you doing? 94 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,185 Look at me and tell me what you see. 95 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,686 What? 96 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:16,192 - Did you get a haircut? Looks great. - No, I didn't get a haircut. 97 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,778 'Cause you don't need one. Looking good, babe. 98 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:23,241 Lord. Just tell me what you see when you look at me. 99 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:28,277 I don't know what's going on but this feels like a trap. 100 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:32,875 - I went to the salon to get a haircut... - Knew it. Looking foxy. 101 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:37,004 But I didn't get one because I don't know what I want. 102 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,048 Oh. 103 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,968 You know who's got good hair? Charlene Tilton. 104 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,595 - Who? - That little blonde one on Dallas. 105 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:48,015 People make a fuss over Victoria Principal but Charlene Tilton... 106 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:49,299 You're not helping me, George. 107 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:52,937 I knew this was a trap. 108 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:57,400 I must tell you that Sheldon was very excited 109 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,151 to hear that you might be joining us. 110 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,821 - Well, isn't he sweet? - He's a peach. 111 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,240 All right, I'm here. Hello. Hello. 112 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,617 - Hello. - Hi, Sheldon. 113 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:09,161 So excited for you to show me around campus today. 114 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,885 The only reason I'm doing it is because... 115 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,999 He's excited to do it. I'm excited he's doing it. 116 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,917 - Are you excited? - Sure. 117 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:16,377 Everyone's excited. Yay. 118 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:19,338 Come on. Let's go. 119 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:23,885 You and me, together again. Just feels right, doesn't it? 120 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,724 There's the cafeteria, if you like tuna salad with hair in it. 121 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,643 Over there's the quad. It's a nice place to relax 122 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:34,687 if you like getting hit in the head with frisbees. 123 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:37,064 - I know what you're doing. - No, you don't. 124 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:40,234 You have nothing to worry about. I don't want to come to this school. 125 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:43,246 I'm just looking at it to make my mom happy since it's close to home. 126 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,072 Well, that's wonderful news. 127 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:47,450 Besides, I've got offers from way better universities. 128 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,304 What do you mean? What's wrong with this school? 129 00:06:50,328 --> 00:06:53,372 It's fine. It's just nowhere near as good as Harvard or Columbia. 130 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:55,624 It is too. 131 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:59,337 If you like a substandard science department and hair in your tuna. 132 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:07,053 Paige had made me look at East Texas Tech in a whole new light. 133 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:30,867 Of course. 134 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:47,385 She said she doesn't even want to come to this university. 135 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,261 Well, I hope you convinced her otherwise. 136 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,514 She said she'd rather go to Harvard or Columbia. 137 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:55,601 Those are all perfectly fine schools. But we have a lot to offer here too. 138 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,561 I told her that but she said I was settling 139 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,122 because I want to live close to my mommy. 140 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,066 - That's ridiculous. - That's why I came here to tell on her. 141 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,028 Well, the important thing is you're here and you're happy. 142 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,907 I thought I was. But why does Paige get to go to a better school than me? 143 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:14,704 Hey, I know what'll solve your problem. Convince Paige to come here. 144 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,539 Yeah. Wait. 145 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,292 Sometimes I think George doesn't even see me. 146 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,713 And it's not just him. My daughter's embarrassed of me. 147 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:27,049 My boys think all I'm good for is food and clean clothes. 148 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,552 - Start feeling like a ghost, right? - Yes. 149 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:30,928 I get it. I'm a mom. 150 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,890 - So did that feeling ever go away? - Yeah. 151 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:39,020 I realized I was doing everything for everyone else, 152 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:41,105 and I didn't have anything left for me. 153 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,357 So here we are. 154 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:48,320 When I was younger, I used to love making my own clothes. 155 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,990 I always thought I'd do something with that. 156 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:54,326 - Maybe I should get back to it. - You definitely should. 157 00:08:55,161 --> 00:08:58,664 - Okay. - Okay. So, what are we thinking? 158 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:02,334 Actually, I don't think I need a haircut anymore. 159 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,589 - Thank you so much. - Oh, my pleasure. 160 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,552 I got to start charging by the hour. 161 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,685 - What are you doing? - I'm sewing. 162 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,564 - Why? - Because it's a thing I like to do. 163 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:27,443 - I ain't never seen you sew. - Well, you're seeing it now. 164 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,946 - What you making? - A dress for Missy. 165 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,867 - Did you lose your job? - No. 166 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,744 Did Dad lose his job? 167 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,039 It's about me doing something for myself. 168 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,625 - All right. Don't get sassy. - Hey! 169 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:48,005 - What's going on in here? - She's making clothes for Missy. 170 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,133 - Uh-oh. Did you lose your job? - No. 171 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,260 She's doing something for her. 172 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:56,263 I don't get it either. 173 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,810 Ooh, maybe I'll transfer to the University of Zurich. 174 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,939 - I thought you liked your school. - I did until Paige ruined it. 175 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,441 - Why do you care what she thinks? - I don't. 176 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,110 Sure sounds like you do. 177 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,113 I can't help it. She makes me crazy. 178 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:14,740 - Then stop thinking about her. - I wish I could. 179 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,326 Ooh, maybe you have a crush on her. 180 00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:19,495 That's ridiculous. 181 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,289 - I don't know. - I don't. 182 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,709 You care what she thinks. You can't stop talking about her. 183 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:26,913 I don't have a crush on her. 184 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,630 - Are you sure? - I don't know. 185 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,096 Okay, here we go. 186 00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:40,724 "Is it a crush? Take this juicy quiz and find out. 187 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,227 Do you think about them when they're not around?" 188 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,645 Lately, yes. 189 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:47,148 "Are you jealous when other people give them attention?" 190 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,066 I suppose I am. 191 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:50,877 "Do you get nervous when you're around them?" 192 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,904 How could I not? Last time she punched me. In the face. 193 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,281 That was so great. 194 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,492 "Do you talk about them all the time?" That's a big fat yes. 195 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,911 "Do you dream about them?" 196 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,247 Oh, dear. 197 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,558 Just last night, I had a nightmare 198 00:11:04,582 --> 00:11:06,917 that she solved the Einstein Field Equations ahead of me. 199 00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:08,878 That's five out of five. 200 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,297 You're crushing harder than Zack on Kelly Kapowski. 201 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:16,260 - What does that mean? - Trust me, that's a big deal. 202 00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,888 My sister had gotten into my head, 203 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:21,056 but I needed a more reliable opinion 204 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:24,101 than a magazine that included the hottest tips for pouty lips. 205 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,146 - Georgie. - What? 206 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,732 Can I ask you a question about girls? 207 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,735 Go ahead, but I find them very confusing. 208 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,447 - Missy thinks I have a crush on Paige. - Do you? 209 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,533 I don't know, but I know that I don't want to. 210 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:43,746 Well, you don't get to choose. It's just something you feel. 211 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,165 Did you have a crush on your girlfriend? 212 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,418 - Yeah, I guess. - How did you know when you did? 213 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:53,505 Well, one day she came to school in these soccer shorts, and that was it. 214 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,938 What happened? You played soccer with her? 215 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,091 No, dummy. 216 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,261 Then what was the significance of the shorts? 217 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,182 - I don't think I can help you. - Fine. I'll ask Dad. 218 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,851 Good luck. The only thing he has a crush on is beer. 219 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,143 I wasn't getting the help I needed, 220 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:11,523 so I turned to the smartest resource I knew. 221 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,692 Love is a funny thing. 222 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,528 They say "the heart wants what the heart wants," 223 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,405 but I think it should be 224 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:22,368 "the limbic system wants what the limbic system wants." 225 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,787 Finally, someone's making sense. 226 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:28,958 Well, not to brag, but when it comes to unrequited love, 227 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,960 I'm kind of an expert. 228 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,837 Well, when I talk to Paige, all she does is drive me crazy. 229 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:38,050 There's a thin line between affection and aggravation. 230 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,844 The Roman poet Catullus said, 231 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,974 "I hate and I love, and I know not why." 232 00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:47,101 I'm not sure what to make of that. 233 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,311 Perhaps it would be more useful in Latin. 234 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,896 "Odi et amo..." 235 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,856 I just want to know if I have a crush. 236 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:56,193 Well, does your heart rate elevate when you're in her presence? 237 00:12:57,111 --> 00:13:00,281 - I suppose. - Does your stomach flutter? 238 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,156 Yes. 239 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,953 Sounds like your limbic system might be doing its thing. 240 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,538 Oh, dear. 241 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,542 - Hey. - Hey. 242 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:16,171 - That's a lot of fabric. - Oh, it's not just fabric. 243 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,590 I also got pattern books and an accessory kit. 244 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,636 Can I ask how much that all cost? 245 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:23,971 Well, it's hard to say, 246 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,515 because in the long run, I'm gonna save us money. 247 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,435 Well, what did it cost in the short run? 248 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,563 - I don't know. $100. - $100? 249 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,898 What is wrong with you? 250 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,694 - Why would you say that? - That is a good question. 251 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,573 - I mean, what is wrong with you? - Why is it okay when you say it? 252 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,575 'Cause clearly there's something wrong with you. 253 00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:48,704 So you think it's fine that she spent $100 on thread? 254 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,457 I think it's fine that she has something that makes her happy. 255 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,003 - Who are you looking for? - Anybody but you. 256 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,297 Look, I get it. 257 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:02,134 One time, Darlene got all into scrapbooking. 258 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,845 Overnight, our den became her scrapbooking room. 259 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,471 What did you do? 260 00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,432 I said, "Whatever makes you happy, dear," 261 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,559 and made love to her in the scrapbooking room. 262 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,274 Maybe if you had three kids, you'd worry more about money. 263 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,443 Oh, we can't wait to have babies. 264 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,987 I just love the way their little heads smell. 265 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,699 Does anybody in here wanna be my friend? 266 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,576 Anybody? 267 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,121 Look, Sheldon, you're not gonna convince me to come here. 268 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,456 You're wasting your time. 269 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,085 I'm afraid we have a bigger problem. 270 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,337 What are you talking about? 271 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,634 I'm a scientist, and I have to follow the data wherever it leads, 272 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,135 whether I like it or not. 273 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:46,969 Get to the point. 274 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,516 It seems I have a crush on you. 275 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,642 What? 276 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,562 I'm as surprised as you are, but I have all the symptoms 277 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:59,024 according to both Dr. Sturgis and the editors of Sassy magazine. 278 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,156 Sheldon... 279 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,077 I'm really glad that you told me this 'cause... 280 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,289 the truth is I feel the same way about you. 281 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,790 You do? 282 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:19,586 I mean, I've been trying to hide it, but now I don't have to anymore. 283 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:23,048 - This is such a relief. - Oh, dear. 284 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:24,967 This is new information. 285 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,053 I'd been operating under the assumption that my crush was unrequited. 286 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,640 Oh, it's requited, Sheldon. It's very requited. 287 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,058 Hmm. 288 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,522 What are you doing? 289 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,358 - We have a crush on each other. - So? 290 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,695 - Now we have to kiss. - We do? 291 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,323 It's where the data has led us. 292 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,161 I suppose. 293 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,373 Okay. Now, close your eyes and pucker up. 294 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,131 This might tickle. 295 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,857 What's happening, are we kissing? 296 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:10,929 You bet. 297 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,644 - How was that? - I didn't feel anything romantic. 298 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:18,936 Hmm. 299 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,271 Me either. 300 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,860 - Guess it wasn't a crush after all. - I guess not. 301 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,404 Hmm. That's a relief. 302 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:29,739 It is. 303 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,576 I went to three classes before I figured it out. 304 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,953 Good thing I look spiffy in a mustache. 305 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,712 - Hi. - Oh! Three days in a row. 306 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,711 If you were a man I'd think you was in love with me. 307 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,260 Well, this time I'm actually gonna get a haircut. 308 00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:54,223 - I had a little accident. - Uh-oh. What happened? 309 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,018 Well, I was sewing and got to daydreaming. 310 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,569 I love it. You can make all my clothes from now on. 311 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,740 I'm gonna wear this to the prom. 312 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:15,285 I was wrong, honey. You really are good at this. 313 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,703 Boy, am I dumb. 314 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:20,749 George! 315 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,626 George. Help. 316 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:27,047 - What's the matter? - My hair got tangled in the machine. 317 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,300 - So pull it out. - Don't you think I thought of that? 318 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,971 Well, what do you want me to do? All right, don't move. 319 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,348 And here we are. 320 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,143 Okay. Let's get that hat off and see what we're dealing with. 321 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:41,936 I don't want to. 322 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,565 Oh, come on. I've been doing this a long time. 323 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,233 I promise you, I've seen worse. 324 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,651 Oh... 325 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,657 It's not bad at all.