1 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:08,071 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 2 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:12,290 - Yeah! Whoa! - Fuck, yeah! 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,920 - Yeah! - Lewis! We did it, baby. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,790 - Five hundred big ones. - Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,750 - Here you go, Carl. Enjoy. - Thank you. 6 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:20,726 - Great game. Great game. Great game. - All right, buddy. 7 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,686 - Take care of yourself. - Do you believe we lost to them? 8 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:23,920 - No. - It's unbelievable. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,726 Uh, we'll get your car right away, Mr. David. 10 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,290 What a day on the links, huh? 11 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:29,556 I've never seen him play like that before. That was amazing. 12 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:31,556 - I'm on a roll. - Yes, you putted extraordinarily well. 13 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:33,686 I have some magic touch lately. I don't know what it is. 14 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:35,670 And I had a great partner. You were good. Don't... 15 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:37,460 All right, we'll buy lunch. All right? 16 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:38,803 Yeah, we'll buy lunch. Where do you wanna eat? 17 00:00:38,827 --> 00:00:39,810 Oh, boy. What sport. 18 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:41,830 - You made $500 each. - Yeah, you win $500, 19 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,250 and you're gonna buy us lunch. 20 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,896 - Oh, you're, you're great guys. - So name the restaurant. 21 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,040 Wherever you wanna go. 22 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,790 - Let's go to Tiato's. - Tiato's. 23 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,420 Yeah. I've heard good things about it. 24 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,790 Hey, I'm in a great mood. 25 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,356 Wherever you wanna go, we'll go, all right? 26 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:54,056 - You better enjoy my money. - I'm starving. 27 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,516 - Okay, I'll see you at the restaurant. - Wha... What is this? 28 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,380 - My new car. - You bought a Bentley? 29 00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:00,226 - I been, I been a... - I've never met anyone who owned a Bentley. 30 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,420 People... They'll follow you home and, and kill you. 31 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,766 - Yeah. Much safer in a Subaru Outback. - And take your car. 32 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:07,226 All right, you're a little jealous of the Bentley, aren't you. 33 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,936 - I'm not jealous, I'm concerned. - I'm not jealous. 34 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,516 - I'll see you at the restaurant, losers. - Yeah. 35 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:12,040 He never missed a putt the whole day. 36 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:13,670 Not one putt. 37 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:15,250 Ah, just a lucky day. 38 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,500 That is odd, isn't it? 39 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:19,920 I don't know. No more than once a week. 40 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,210 Really? Cheryl and I had sex four times a week. 41 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,630 - You did? - Really? 42 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:25,380 - Yeah. - You know, me and Veronica, 43 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,080 once a week, too, which is a shame, 44 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,210 'cause she's got this... 45 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,790 she got this... she's got this magical vagina. 46 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,878 Huh? What the hell are you talking about? 47 00:01:33,903 --> 00:01:35,580 Huh? What does that mean? 48 00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:37,186 I can't really explain it. But I've never seen anything 49 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:40,380 or felt anything like this. There's just something... 50 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,670 supernatural. It's just magic. Just, you know what? 51 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,040 Forget it. It doesn't matter. 52 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:45,750 Forget it? You expect me to forget it? 53 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:48,146 I'm sorry I brought it up. I, I, I, I don't wanna talk about it. 54 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:50,090 No, don't be sorry. We're not gonna say anything. 55 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:52,750 It just kind of... It's like this little hummingbird nest. 56 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,920 It's got this mind of its own. It's just alive. 57 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,806 - A mind of its own. - Yeah. You could say that. 58 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:59,170 - Holy shit. - Never heard such a thing. 59 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,290 Yeah. 60 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,290 Holy shit. Really? 61 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,900 - What's the matter? - Holy fuck. 62 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,420 Le'Veon Bell, out for the season. 63 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,936 You know how much money the Jets paid for this guy? 64 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,436 You have any idea of how much the Jets paid for him? 65 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:10,516 He's out for the whole goddamned season. 66 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:11,960 - Really? - Season's over, 67 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,210 before it even started. 68 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:15,250 Please. Just... Carl. Carl. 69 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,880 This is just football... 70 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,651 - It's not just football! - Hey, hey, hey. 71 00:02:18,676 --> 00:02:19,502 It's not just football. 72 00:02:19,526 --> 00:02:20,646 What is wrong with you? 73 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:22,016 Patriots walk all over everybody. It's over. 74 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,420 Carl, come on. Settle down, man. Honestly. 75 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,670 - It's too much. - There's more to life. 76 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,016 The three of you, just eat your food and shut up. Leave me alone. 77 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,580 You say this over and over. 78 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:32,000 What are your expectations? 79 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,016 You're talking about them like they're the Patriots, 80 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,670 and then they're suddenly cursed. 81 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,580 They're terrible, year in and year out. 82 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,830 And you beat yourself up, and it makes me sad. 83 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,306 Well, why do you take it on personally? 84 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:42,710 You're not the general manager. 85 00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:45,000 - Just doesn't stop. - Like a mob movie. 86 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,830 - What's going on? - Huh. 87 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,473 What, you... 88 00:02:47,498 --> 00:02:49,186 I don't know. Something strange going on in this restaurant. 89 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,710 - Tell me. - Am I crazy... 90 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:56,330 or is everyone in that section way better looking 91 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:59,170 than the people in this section. Look. Look around. 92 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,330 You are not imagining things. 93 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,056 And now look here. It's like there's 94 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,880 a good-looking section and an ugly section. 95 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,056 You think it's random? Why would they do something like that? 96 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,500 It just seems, it's, it can't be a coincidence. 97 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,170 I'd like to come here again without you guys. 98 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,540 You know, who knows? Maybe if I 99 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,266 came here by myself, I wouldn't be sitting here. 100 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,880 Why do you think you shouldn't be here? 101 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,436 'Cause I know I should be in that section. 102 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,880 You look like Einstein's gardener, for Christ's sake. 103 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,380 You're never gonna get in there. 104 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:23,880 So who wants to bet? You wanna bet? 105 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,000 If I come with you, I bet they keep you here, 106 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,806 - and they move me over there. - Oh, yeah. Right. 107 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,500 - What are you talking about? - Are you the reason we're over here? 108 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,290 Yeah, I'm the dog in the group. 109 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,766 All I know is, somebody at this table 110 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,330 prevented us from sitting over there 111 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:36,670 and I think you know who it is. 112 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,210 Oh, I do know who that is. 113 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:39,380 Oh, I know who it is. 114 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,830 - Oh. Excuse me. - Yes. 115 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,960 How are you enjoying everything at Tiato? 116 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,016 - Delicious. It was delicious. - Wonderful. 117 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,080 Oh, I'm so happy to hear. 118 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,790 I couldn't help but notice 119 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,880 that the people sitting on that side 120 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,710 seem to be way better looking 121 00:03:52,790 --> 00:03:55,500 than the people sitting on this side. 122 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,074 I have no idea what you're talking about. 123 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:58,258 You know what I think? 124 00:03:58,290 --> 00:04:00,146 - You have a good-looking section. - Uh-huh. 125 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:02,040 And you have an ugly section. 126 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,210 Why would be we do that? 127 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,040 I don't know. Why would you? You tell me. 128 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:07,580 I can't tell you, because there's no truth to it. 129 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,580 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 130 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,580 Good day, sir. How are you? 131 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:17,380 Oh, my God. 132 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,500 Oh, geez. 133 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:23,790 I don't mean to be rude, but... 134 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:28,250 Would you mind just leaving for a... 135 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,540 - a couple of minutes? - Leave? 136 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:32,146 - Are you serious? - Yeah, I'm serious. 137 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:33,580 I got a big job to do, and, and... 138 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:36,290 And I can't do my job, if you're doing your job. 139 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:37,920 No, I'll be quiet. No problem. 140 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,540 No, it's not a question of that. You're here. 141 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:42,670 I need privacy. I need distance. 142 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,130 I need to be alone. 143 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:45,670 Eh, my boss. 144 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,646 I'll get in a lot of trouble. You know what I mean? 145 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:49,750 What's the trouble? You, you, you stepped 146 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,790 outside the room for a minute. So what? 147 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,330 People need me here to, you know, take care of business. 148 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,130 No, no, they don't need you here. 149 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:57,960 This is not a job for human beings, 150 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,330 to be here when other people 151 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:01,580 are going to the bathroom. Nobody wants you here! 152 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,790 Everybody's disappointed when they walk in here. 153 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,420 They don't want to see you, I'm sorry to say. 154 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,790 With all due respect, people come in here with bad breath. 155 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,960 I got, I got mouthwash. People come in here, 156 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,356 you know, look, I need a little spruce-up. I got cologne here. 157 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,790 They would gladly sacrifice the gum, 158 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,460 the cologne, the mints, 159 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:19,790 anything you have here, for some privacy. 160 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,960 They would. They'd sacrifice it in a second. 161 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,500 - People, I have a purpose here. - When an animal goes to die, 162 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:26,790 it leaves the pack. That's what needs to happen here. 163 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,380 I need to be alone. 164 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:29,960 I'm a dying animal. 165 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,750 - I don't know what to tell you. - Okay, look. Look. 166 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:37,830 I'll give you 20 bucks for you to leave this room right now. 167 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,170 And I'll tell you what, 168 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,210 I'm opening up a coffee shop, okay? Latte Larry's. 169 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,830 I'll give you a free cup of coffee and a scone for a week. 170 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,630 - Okay? - I've seen the signs for that. 171 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:47,181 Yeah, all right. Well, that's what I'm prepared to offer you. 172 00:05:47,205 --> 00:05:47,939 All right. 173 00:05:47,963 --> 00:05:49,856 - Yeah, well, make it quick, please. - Yeah. Make it quick. 174 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,380 Yeah. I'll, I'll, I'll do what I can. 175 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:57,670 Sam Winokur. You know I know your dad, right? 176 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,250 - Yeah. - From, from the golf club. 177 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:02,250 - He told me you're his favorite patient. - Oh, well. Yeah. 178 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,000 Um... so. 179 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,290 - You wanna work here part time? - I do. 180 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:07,670 - You drink coffee? - Yeah. 181 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,130 - You make it yourself? - Yeah. 182 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,146 We have a coffee maker at the house. Grind up the beans. 183 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:12,330 Do you know what a latte is? 184 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,630 The latte is just espresso and steamed milk. 185 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:15,880 Kid know his shit. 186 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,710 Okay. Do you know what milk consideration is? 187 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:20,250 I'm afraid I don't. No. 188 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,646 You pour too much coffee in a cup, 189 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:23,170 you're not leaving room for the milk. 190 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,766 'Cause then it's, you have it spilling over the top. 191 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:25,960 - Yeah. Exactly. - Right. 192 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,396 Have you ever dealt with the public before, 193 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,936 - in any way? - Well, at my dad's office, 194 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,760 I mean, you have dozens of new patients a day. 195 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:31,737 You know, all different... 196 00:06:31,761 --> 00:06:33,436 Yeah, no. That's not what I'm talking about. 197 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,540 - No? - The people who go to your dad's office, 198 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:38,380 nothing near what you would be seeing here on a daily basis. 199 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,105 Oh, really? 200 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:41,064 Most of the people who come in here are gonna be, 201 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,606 you know, just disgusting human beings. 202 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,670 - How do you mean? - Vile. Vulgar. 203 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:46,040 The dregs of society. 204 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:48,210 - I think I'm up to the task. - You do? 205 00:06:48,290 --> 00:06:49,630 - Yeah. - You know what? 206 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,210 You're hired. 207 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,859 Thanks so much, Larry. I won't let you down. 208 00:06:52,883 --> 00:06:53,404 Okay. 209 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:56,040 - I don't think you will. - I'm sorry. While I have you here, 210 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:58,500 I couldn't help but notice you scratching at that rash... 211 00:06:58,580 --> 00:06:59,030 Oh, yeah. 212 00:06:59,055 --> 00:07:00,436 ...on the side of your neck during the interview. 213 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,146 Have you had a chance to have that looked at? 214 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:03,170 You know, I haven't. 215 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,476 Well, I mean, just looking at it, 216 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,806 I can tell you I'm not very concerned. 217 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:07,186 - Mm. - And I really think it's no more than 218 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,040 just a moderate outbreak of atopic dermatitis. 219 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:10,750 So there's a number of over-the-counter 220 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,380 topical ointments you could use, 221 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,500 steroidal creams, cortisone, I could recommend. 222 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,123 Mm-hmm. 223 00:07:15,148 --> 00:07:16,806 Something like that should clear up in a few days' time. 224 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:20,080 Okay, well, you know what? That was very impressive. 225 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,646 - Oh, sure. Thanks. - With all due respect, 226 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:23,290 I think I'll go see your dad. 227 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:26,380 - Thank you. - Okay. Can I ask, uh, why? 228 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:29,250 Yeah. 'Cause he's a doctor. 229 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:32,460 - Great to meet ya. - Thanks again, Larry. I appreciate it. 230 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,106 - Okay. You're welcome. - I won't let you down. 231 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,960 - I don't think you will. - Have a good day. 232 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,790 All right. You, too. 233 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,646 - That's a good fuckin' kid, right there. - He's gonna work out. 234 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,040 - Yeah. - Yeah. Oh! 235 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,790 - Oh, fuck. - Man, I got snagged again on this thing. 236 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,446 I know. 237 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:45,896 All this shit. All this is snagging hazards. 238 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,726 - These. These. All that shit. - Yep. Absolutely. 239 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:49,686 Walking with a hot coffee and shit, shit grab your pants. 240 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:50,936 The shit pour on your fuckin' chest. 241 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,580 - We gotta get some new handles. - Yeah. 242 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:54,056 - Hey. - Fuckin' snagging hazard. 243 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,380 Um... 244 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,420 I'm Harold. The, the bathroom attendant from the other day. 245 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:03,420 I got fired for leaving my post. 246 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,380 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah. 247 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,000 - He fired you? - Yes. 248 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,210 - What an asshole. - So whatever you can do 249 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,080 to get my job back, I would appreciate it. 250 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:13,380 - Mm. - 'Cause you were the one that, you know, 251 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,960 invited me to leave the room. 252 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,080 But you know what, if I may say? 253 00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:19,080 Maybe a blessing in disguise. 254 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,960 The bathroom is a palace of shame. 255 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,250 And having someone watch you in there, it just, 256 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:24,830 it doubles down on the shame. 257 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,170 Just talk to the restaurant manager, please. Okay? 258 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,580 Okay, I'll talk to him. 259 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:30,130 Hey. My man. 260 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,396 You got those little mints and shit 261 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:32,856 you guys have on the fuckin' counter? 262 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,380 Yeah, yeah. Sure. 263 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,750 Yeah. 264 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,670 Still fuckin' working. Look at you. 265 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,420 - Huh. - For me? 266 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,670 - Thanks. - My man. 267 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:45,040 - That's for you. My man. - Thank you, brother. 268 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,420 That's from both of us. 269 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,250 I can't stop thinking about that magical vagina. 270 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,920 When you use the word "magical," 271 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,600 that's takin' that shit to another level. 272 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,896 I wanna see what the fuck that is. 273 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,790 - Yeah, me, too. - That fuckin' vagina 274 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,356 could pull a rabbit out of that motherfucker. 275 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,880 - Yeah. - Or, like, put this fuckin' Pop-Tart 276 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,960 in that fuckin' vagina and toast that shit. 277 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,670 - Aah. - There you go. 278 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,356 - Now that is fuckin' useful, magical... - That's, that's magical vagina. 279 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,500 - That's fuckin' magical. Huh? - That's exactly right. 280 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,330 Hello? 281 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,540 Hey. Did you hear about Carl? 282 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,540 Carl? What? 283 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,500 He, uh, he killed himself. 284 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,330 Oh, my God. 285 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:28,670 Oh, my God. 286 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,380 What? 287 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:32,540 Yeah. Yeah. 288 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,901 What the fuck? 289 00:09:33,925 --> 00:09:35,606 I know. It's unbelievable. 290 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:38,040 I mean, he was, he was playing great. 291 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:40,500 What did he shoot? He shot, like, 82 or something. 292 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,644 How do you kill yourself when you're playing so well? 293 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:43,573 I know. 294 00:09:43,597 --> 00:09:45,210 - Did he leave a note? - Yeah. 295 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:48,250 He said, "I can't take any more disappointment." 296 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,130 Holy shit. 297 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,080 - What the hell's he talking about? - Holy shit. 298 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:55,080 "I can't take any more disappointment." 299 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,726 That's what he used to say when we 300 00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:58,444 would watch the Jet games together. 301 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,790 "I can't take any more disappointment." 302 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,250 That's an exact quote. 303 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:05,080 - Really? - Jeff, I've seen that guy sob 304 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:07,710 after losses. During games, I've seen him sob. 305 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,210 Who knew he was so tortured? 306 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:10,500 And they just kept losing, 307 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,580 and it kept eating at him, and eating at him. 308 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:16,080 And he just... he couldn't take any more disappointment. 309 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,580 Oh, my God. 310 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:19,960 The Jets killed Carl. 311 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,160 - And a little bit of the Knicks. - That's nuts. 312 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,334 The Jets killed him. 313 00:10:23,359 --> 00:10:25,944 I want to send Veronica a condolence text. 314 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,929 You have her number? 315 00:10:26,954 --> 00:10:29,274 Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her one, too. 316 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:30,880 Okay. 317 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,750 Fuck happened? 318 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:38,210 Carl. The guy whose wife has the magical vagina. 319 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:40,630 He killed himself. 'Cause of the fucking Jets. 320 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:42,920 - Hmm. - I gotta write a... 321 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,960 condolence text to the widow. 322 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,670 - Oh, man. - "Dear Veronica, 323 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:50,580 "Just heard about Carl. 324 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,830 So sorry." 325 00:10:58,130 --> 00:10:59,750 What else? I need something else. 326 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,630 "Try and make the, uh, 327 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,330 - the best of it." - Ooh. 328 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:05,226 I don't know. I can't come up with a third line. 329 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,040 Maybe you can write, "I wish... 330 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,170 your magical vagina could have saved him." 331 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,976 - Yeah. Somethin' like that. - Somethin' like that. 332 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,064 "Would love to get a glimpse of that magical vagina." 333 00:11:13,088 --> 00:11:13,774 Mm. 334 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:16,460 "Is it possible I can test drive that motherfucker?" 335 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,436 - "We have many questions." - Many questions. 336 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,170 "My friend and I have many questions about your magical vagina." 337 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,020 Yes. 338 00:11:22,045 --> 00:11:24,354 "One day, perhaps you'll get around to answering them. 339 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,330 - When it's appropriate." - I fuckin' love that. 340 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,580 - Great. - It's to the point. And it's short. 341 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,080 - Larry. Good to see you. - Oh. Hey, Doc. 342 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,380 You hear about Carl? 343 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,080 Yeah. Terrible. 344 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:38,250 Why would somebody do something like that? 345 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:39,790 Well... 346 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:42,040 It was the Jets. 347 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,170 My God. 348 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,000 He just couldn't take it. 349 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,670 It ate him up inside. 350 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:47,896 - What a catastrophe. - I know. 351 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,380 Last year started with such promise, 352 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,710 then Darnold gets mono... season's over by game three. 353 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,750 I'm talking about his widow, Veronica. His family. 354 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,330 That's the catastrophe. 355 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,420 Oh, of course, yeah. 356 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,080 You've still got a rash there, Larry. 357 00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,806 - Yeah. - You know, I'm a little offended. 358 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,250 My son gave you a free consult, 359 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,396 and he told you what was wrong. 360 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:03,556 And you kind of poo-pooed it? 361 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,380 Yeah. Of course I poo-pooed it. 362 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,790 What, he's not a doctor. 363 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,936 He's the son of a doctor. That should be good enough. 364 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,880 Ah, not really. I mean, I don't want to listen to 365 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,710 Louis Armstrong's son play the trumpet. 366 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,670 - Want me to check out your rash? - Would you? 367 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,670 - Absolutely. - Thank you. 368 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:20,500 That's atopic dermatitis. Otherwise known as eczema. 369 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:22,056 Over the counter, you can get some cortisone. 370 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,710 It should go away. What did my son say? 371 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,936 - He said exactly the same thing as you. - The same thing. You see? 372 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,114 He knows what he's doing. He's got... It's in the blood. 373 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:28,854 Yeah. 374 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,670 - Hope you get better. Cortisone. - Yeah. 375 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,976 Jimmy, what's the rule on this? 376 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,540 He swung, the club head fell off. 377 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,510 But he followed through. That's a stroke, right? 378 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,040 Decision 14-2. 379 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,960 A stroke is defined by forward movement 380 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,170 of the club to the ball. 381 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,790 A shaft in itself is not a club. 382 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,226 - No penalty. - Ah, yes! 383 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,000 - Aw, fuck you, Jimmy. - Read the rule book. 384 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,750 Wow. Jimmy. 385 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,744 - You know your stuff. - You better believe it. 386 00:12:51,768 --> 00:12:52,795 Let me ask you something. 387 00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:55,330 Is there such a thing as a putter being too straight? 388 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,830 Definitely. Look at this putter, here. 389 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,920 - Has a tilt, right? - Yeah. 390 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,330 Definitely not 90 degrees. 391 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,420 - Has to have at least 10 degrees of tilt. - Yeah. 392 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,848 So it can't have it more than an 80-degree angle? 393 00:13:05,873 --> 00:13:06,654 Correct. 394 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,630 Can't be like this. Has to be like this. 395 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,790 Has to be like this. Tilt. Just like this. 396 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,040 Well, what do you know? 397 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:14,080 You know the penalty for a non-conforming club? 398 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,080 - No. - Disqualification. 399 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,540 - Disqualification. - Disqualification. 400 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,500 - Thanks, Jimmy. - You're welcome. 401 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,880 Excuse me. Can I help you? 402 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,790 Oh. Looking for Richard Lewis' bag. 403 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,630 Oh. He never leaves his bag here. 404 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,920 - He always takes it home. - Really? 405 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,500 - Is that unusual? - Very. 406 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,660 He's probably the only one in the club who does that. 407 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,710 You don't say. 408 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,330 Huh. 409 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:52,710 Well. 410 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,750 Isn't that interesting? 411 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,130 Isn't that interesting? 412 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,529 Marilyn, if you could show them to their table. 413 00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:03,415 Right this way. 414 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,240 Thank you so much. Benvenuto a Tiato. 415 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,830 - Hi. - Hello. 416 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,250 - Benvenuto a Tiato. - Oh, grazie. 417 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,880 - I called earlier. - Yes. 418 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,880 I have a reservation. Uh, Larry David. 419 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,000 And I requested a table by the window. 420 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,670 I'm sorry, but we cannot honor that request. 421 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,780 And why is that, may I ask? 422 00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:29,694 Uh, because we're all filled up over here. 423 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,688 I see tables. 424 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:33,524 Yes, those are reserved for a few people. 425 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,080 But I do have a lovely table for you. 426 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,580 Let me take a guess. Somewhere over there? 427 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,750 - Uh, yes. I have a wonderful table. - Ah. 428 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,960 - What a wild guess. Yeah. - Yes. 429 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,420 Great. 430 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,790 Shall we? 431 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:54,420 Mr. David. Please. Your table here. 432 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,130 Come along. 433 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,960 Look at this one. 434 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,920 What happened here? 435 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:06,210 Oh. Will you look at this? 436 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,790 Oh, my God. 437 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,710 Mr. David. Here we are. 438 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,880 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 439 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,460 - Okay. - All right. Thanks. 440 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,300 - I get it. I get it. - Thank you. Thank you. 441 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,610 Anything else I can get for you? 442 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,630 - Hey, let me ask you a question. - Yeah. 443 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,580 Why, why did you fire that bathroom attendant? 444 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,476 - Because he left his post. - Okay, you know what? 445 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,460 I asked him to leave. I requested it. 446 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,710 With all due respect, Mr. David, I can't fire you. 447 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,420 But I can fire Harold for not doing his job. 448 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,250 Oh, yeah. Bravo. Good going. 449 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,080 Well, benvenuto a Tiato. 450 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,080 Benvenuto. 451 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,830 - Thank you. - Thank you. 452 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,500 Look at this. 453 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,380 Look at this. 454 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:51,000 Look where I wound up in my life. 455 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,250 In the ugly section. 456 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,330 I'm in the ugly section. 457 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:58,000 You know, my whole life I suspected I was ugly. 458 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,540 But I never really knew. I never had proof. 459 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:04,000 And now I have proof. I have proof. 460 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,330 This is it. This is the proof. 461 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,040 What are you talking about? 462 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:11,130 How did I wind up here? 463 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,920 How did I wind up here! 464 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,380 Oh, my God! 465 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:21,000 How come you don't leave your clubs in the bag room? 466 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,130 - My, my clubs? - Yeah. 467 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,040 - I take 'em home. - Why? 468 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,939 Because things have been stolen from the, the, the... 469 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:27,891 Stolen? 470 00:16:27,915 --> 00:16:29,540 Wh-wh-what's stolen? That's crazy. 471 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,535 Have you ever heard of one thing being stolen... 472 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,274 Yeah, I had a... 473 00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:35,130 - Never. It's a private club. - Let me ask you something. 474 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,460 Is your putter to specifications? 475 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,000 Are you out of your mind? 476 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,500 I'm asking a question. 477 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,266 - That's the reason why. - You know, you know, 478 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:43,856 it can't be over 80 degrees. You know that. 479 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,516 - I don't know... - The angle can't be over 80 degrees. 480 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,790 Look, you're a golf nut. 481 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,920 I've just been playing on a roll lately, and I... 482 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,830 A roll? I paid you $500. Let's be clear about that. 483 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,982 Look, I don't want anyone to steal my lucky clubs. 484 00:16:54,007 --> 00:16:54,734 Let's be clear. 485 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,080 - So I take it home. - Well, then let us measure it. 486 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,630 You're not measuring my putter. 487 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,710 You're just, you're just a b... A sore loser. 488 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,330 Both of you. Sore losers. 489 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,580 What? 490 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,080 - There she is. - Poor woman. 491 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,630 You know, with, uh, 492 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,920 Carl's passing, the... 493 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:14,750 magical vagina is, is now available. 494 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,960 Normal vagina, I'd wait a year. 495 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,500 But magical vagina, six months. 496 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,630 I think the dead husband would, would approve 497 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,000 - any of us because he, he liked us. - Without a doubt. 498 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,540 We were friends. You gotta be 499 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,024 pretty curious, though, don't you. 500 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,500 All right, I'm slightly curious. 501 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,040 My interest is piqued. 502 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,540 - Maybe I'll go pay my respects. - What are you, nuts? 503 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,266 - Oh, come on. You can't do that. - Now? 504 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:36,106 - What are you talking about? - Where are you going? 505 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,130 Not, not, not... I said six months to a year. 506 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,210 - What the hell is he... - Is he crazy? 507 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,130 - Look at him. Oh, my God. - Hi. 508 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,790 - Hi, Larry. - Hi. 509 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,516 - Thank you so much for coming. - Of course. Of course. I'm so sorry. 510 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,544 Carl would be so happy to see so many of his friends. 511 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,234 Yeah. 512 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:52,170 - Especially his golf friends here. - Yeah. Yeah. 513 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,670 I'm so thrown by this. 514 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,750 I really am. I just... 515 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,380 You were all playing golf together, right? 516 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,460 - Yeah. - Did he seem different to you, or...? 517 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,000 Yeah. 518 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,630 - Was he agitated about anything? - Yeah, he was... 519 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:10,170 very upset about the Jets. 520 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,080 - The fucking Jets. - Yeah. I know. 521 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,234 He loved them so much, and all they did was disappoint. 522 00:18:16,258 --> 00:18:17,104 Yes, I know. I know. 523 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:20,540 We all do. We all do, and that's, that's what happens, but... 524 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:23,420 to take it to this level, I mean, it's just... 525 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,630 The Jets ruined our marriage. 526 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,070 I couldn't stand to be around him. 527 00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,380 Everything was about the Jets. 528 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,700 We had to paint our room green. 529 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,540 One night, he just woke up and yelled, "Watson!" 530 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,420 What is that? Is that a Sherlock Holmes reference or something? 531 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,250 No, I think that's a reference to Deshaun Watson, 532 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,500 who the Jets passed on drafting 533 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,920 in 2017. 534 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,420 That's what I think that is. 535 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,130 So Carl... 536 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,960 is just another loss on their record. 537 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,605 I don't think it's the first person they've done that to. 538 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,484 No. 539 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,290 I really like the handles on the coffin. 540 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,670 Do you know where you got those, by any chance? 541 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,580 No, Larry, I don't know where I got them. 542 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,420 - They came with, with the casket. - Uh-huh. 543 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,210 I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because I'm opening up a coffee place. 544 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,130 - Oh, you are? - Yeah. Latte Larry's. 545 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,960 - What a cute name. - Oh, well, you know. 546 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,766 - Larry, that's cute. - Yeah, I picked it out. Yeah. 547 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,793 But anyway, uh, you know, for the cabinets... 548 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:11,484 Mm. 549 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,130 I've been looking for handles. 550 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,556 Can't seem to find ones that I like, 551 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,290 but I really like those on the coffin. 552 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:19,000 Oh. Okay. 553 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,460 So if you can somehow... 554 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,580 call the person who sold you the coffin, 555 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,500 maybe get some, uh, info on that, that would be great. 556 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,460 I mean, I don't know where I could find the contact for you, but... 557 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,343 Well, if, uh... 558 00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,774 Let me bury my husband first, and then I'll... 559 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,960 - find out the contact info. - No, of course. You bury, you mourn, and, 560 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,830 and then, uh, uh, then you ask. 561 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,170 Okay. 562 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,330 - Okay. - It is now time to recite... 563 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,330 Um, I'm gonna take a quick pic, if that's okay. 564 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,036 No, Larry. Larry, I'll text it to you, okay? 565 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,064 In my room. 566 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,056 It seems like I cut you off. 567 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,130 - ...in my room. - Your Siri is on. 568 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,920 Anyone... 569 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,290 - Hey. Hey, guess what? - What? 570 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,330 I think I detected 571 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,460 a flicker of interest 572 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:04,830 - from the widow. - No, you didn't. 573 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,106 - I think I did. I'm not, you know... - That wasn't even a... 574 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,710 - You're crazy. - You're dreaming. 575 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,920 There were signs that I picked up on. 576 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000 She touched my arm, she was very affectionate. 577 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,380 - She was laughing. - Yeah, it was the time of her life. 578 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,266 That's what you're describing. 579 00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,380 Oh, my God. 580 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,920 - What? - What happened? 581 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,250 Oh, my God. 582 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,500 - Text. - Get out. No. 583 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,670 I got a text! 584 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,146 - From the widow? - Yeah. 585 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:27,930 - You're a liar. - "Thanks so much for coming 586 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,040 "and for the kind words. 587 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,790 Can't wait to check out your coffee shop." 588 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,210 - You know, I think she's just being nice. - Yeah. Me, too. 589 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,460 - I gotta text her back. - No, no, no, no, no. 590 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,670 You'll text her back in at least a week. 591 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,516 - ...have coffee... - Are you fucking kidding me? 592 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,646 You sent it? What'd you say? 593 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,936 "If you need to talk, I'd be happy to get together for coffee, 594 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,290 - or any meal of your choosing." - Oh! 595 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,960 Now you're asking her on a date! 596 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,600 - No, but lunch. She could mean lunch... - Oh, that is disgust... 597 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:54,750 You upped it from coffee to a date. 598 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,880 - What? - What? 599 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,500 "It's a date." 600 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,040 - Ah. Benvenuto a Tiato. - Hello. 601 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,170 We have a beautiful table for you right by the window. 602 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,580 Right, uh... Mr. David, how are you? 603 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:14,580 - I'm, I'm swell. - Wonderful. 604 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,960 Yeah. So, uh, you were about to say? 605 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,420 We have a beautiful table for you, 606 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,880 uh, right back there. 607 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,766 - You were about to seat her over there. - Uh, yes. 608 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,130 - But that's a table for one. - Table for one? 609 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:27,476 I, I don't get that. What's the difference between a table for one, 610 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,130 and a table for two? 611 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,630 One person. 612 00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:32,630 - That's so interesting. Yeah. - It is. 613 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,516 All right, so I think I get the way it works here. 614 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,290 - If it's fifty-fifty... - Uh-huh. 615 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,380 One good-looking and one ugly, 616 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,580 both go to the ugly. Is that how it works? 617 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:42,880 'Cause in baseball, a tie goes to the runner. 618 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,330 Here, a tie goes to the ugly. 619 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,750 Mr. David, I really do not see a difference 620 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,710 between the good-looking... 621 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,290 - and the ugly. - Are you saying to me that 622 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:53,920 you're gonna put this beautiful woman 623 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,830 into that section? Is that what you're going to do? 624 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,960 She doesn't belong there. Yeah, sure, 625 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,960 put me there. I get it, okay. But... 626 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,040 - Come on. - Larry, a table anywhere is fine. 627 00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:05,460 No. No, it's not fine. It's not fine. 628 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,710 Look what's going on over there. Take a look. 629 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,250 The table over here is really lovely. 630 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,250 I think you'll enjoy it. Please. Follow me. 631 00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,420 Oh, my God. 632 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,210 If you ever do come back, 633 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,460 we have some beautiful tables over there. 634 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,500 Oh, my God. 635 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,580 What a horror show. 636 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,750 This is a fucking horror show. 637 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:33,130 How the fuck can you do this? It's not fair. 638 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,500 This is not fair. 639 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,210 There's just so much expectation out in the world 640 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,936 - of how I'm supposed to grieve. - Yeah. Right. 641 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,630 - Of course. Yeah. - The mourning process. 642 00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:43,186 - Right. I get it. - The way people look at me. 643 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,516 How long is she gonna be grieving for? 644 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,000 It's none of their business. 645 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,936 What people didn't know is that our relationship 646 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,380 was pretty frayed by that point. 647 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:52,000 - Mm. Really? - Yeah, we were living separate lives. 648 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,170 - Ami-amicable. But separate lives. - Mm-hmm. 649 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,960 But I know what you mean about, you know. 650 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,104 There's unwritten rules about how a widow's supposed to act. 651 00:22:59,128 --> 00:22:59,956 Right. 652 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:03,210 You know, when I was a kid, I remember my turtle died. 653 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:04,580 And I remember, "Oh, hey. 654 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:06,670 "That's too bad that, you know, the turtle, 655 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,040 turtle died." And... 656 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,936 A little turtle. And my friends called me up and said, 657 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,686 "Hey, we're going out. We're gonna play punch ball." 658 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:14,266 I said, "Eh, you know what? I probably shouldn't. My turtle died." 659 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,766 And then I'm sitting there thinking, geez, 660 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,670 my friends are out there playing punch ball. 661 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,380 What, you know, what am I doing? 662 00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:22,000 So, after half an hour, I just flushed it down the toilet, 663 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,500 and went out and played punch ball. 664 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:27,540 So I know, I know how you feel. 665 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,960 Yeah. Well, my condolences to your turtle. 666 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,250 Yeah. 667 00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:34,830 So what's the matter with your neck? 668 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,186 What do you keep scratching over there? 669 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,130 I've got some kind of rash. 670 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,790 - Have you seen a doctor? - I wanted to, 671 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,580 but Joshua Winokur is my dermatologist, 672 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,960 and he's not here right now. 673 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,080 You should go see his son. 674 00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:45,516 Is his son a doctor? I never knew that. 675 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,420 - No. - Isn't his son in high school? 676 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,670 Yeah, but he's a senior. 677 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,420 - I mean, if you go, then I'll go. - Yeah. 678 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,000 - I'll have him check it out. - I'll set it up for you. 679 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,540 What the fuck? 680 00:23:58,290 --> 00:23:59,670 Oh, my God. 681 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,330 Seating Susie over there? 682 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,359 - Really? - No, she's not. 683 00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:05,516 She's not seeing anybody right now. 684 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:07,306 - Do you think she'd be open? - Yeah. I think she... 685 00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:08,580 Oh. 686 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,590 - What are you doing here? - As a matter of fact, 687 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:12,436 - we happen to be talking about Cheryl... - Yeah. 688 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:14,830 And the possibility of the two of us getting back together. 689 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,000 No, I meant, what are you doing in this section? 690 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,093 Why are you in this, you don't belong in this section. 691 00:24:19,117 --> 00:24:21,122 Oh, don't. Don't even... start with that shit. 692 00:24:21,146 --> 00:24:22,436 You should be over there. Are you kidding? 693 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,016 The only reason I was over there the other day 694 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,630 was 'cause I was with you and fat boy. 695 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,211 Oh, you think you got seated here on your own? 696 00:24:27,235 --> 00:24:27,868 Yes. 697 00:24:27,892 --> 00:24:29,806 - Huh? It had nothing to do with him, huh? - Hey, hey. 698 00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:31,266 - Well, he's a handsome man, Larry. - Yeah. 699 00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:33,460 You're on his coattails. That's why you're here. 700 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,684 What are you doing here? 701 00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:37,234 I'm having lunch with, with, with Veronica Sacks. 702 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:39,580 Oh, my God, Larry! 703 00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:42,460 - Is that... Carl, who just died? - Yes. 704 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,210 The one who just died, who killed himself 705 00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,726 - over the fucking Jets. - Oh, Larry. 706 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,880 - It's just a lunch. Come on. - He died, what? 707 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,606 - Like, less than a week ago. - Less than a week ago. 708 00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,516 First of all, she shouldn't even be out of the fucking house. 709 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,660 - Oh, get out of here. - She should be home, in black, 710 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,830 mourning and grieving. And you! 711 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,460 That you would go after... 712 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,710 - I'm not going after. - ...the weak and the, the vulnerable. 713 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,500 What makes you think she's not going after? 714 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,226 - She's not going after you. - I'm not going after. 715 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,306 I bet you she is because you've got a lot of money, man. 716 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,960 That's all she's doing it for. 717 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,710 Good. Who cares? What do I care? 718 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:12,330 I can't even fathom what depths of depravity 719 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,000 would lead you to go after a recent, 720 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,960 very recent, widow. 721 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,000 I have been given to understand 722 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,710 that she has a magical vagina. 723 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:23,750 - A what? - A magical vagina. 724 00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:26,830 That is the most inappropriate thing I have ever heard. 725 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,115 H-h-hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa. 726 00:25:28,139 --> 00:25:28,976 I'm just, I'm just saying. 727 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,170 When you say magical... 728 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,540 - Yeah. - What, what do you mean? 729 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,330 See, that's a very... 730 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,170 Can you just give us a second? 731 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,580 I really wish I could, but, Mr. David, 732 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,250 I believe your table is waiting. 733 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,750 But she gets to stay here. 734 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,790 You're letting her stay here? This meeskite? 735 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,040 Look at that face! Are you serious? 736 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:47,186 I don't get what's going on here. 737 00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:48,266 I come in with a beautiful woman, 738 00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:49,290 I'm sitting over there. 739 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:50,290 He comes in with her, 740 00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:51,500 and they sit here. 741 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,880 This policy makes no sense. 742 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,210 There is no policy, Mr. David. 743 00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:56,250 Oh, yeah. Right. 744 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,540 And I'm not a meeskite, you bald fuck! 745 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,920 - Hi. - Hello. 746 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:15,170 I... huh. 747 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,080 Is there a problem? 748 00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:20,290 I just have to use the bathroom. Uh... 749 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:23,000 I think I had a bad ball of burrata. 750 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,710 I could just use a little privacy. 751 00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,880 - Oh, you could use a little privacy. - Yeah. 752 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,750 Yeah, privacy. It's a funny thing. 753 00:26:29,830 --> 00:26:31,518 We all could use a little privacy, right? 754 00:26:31,543 --> 00:26:32,104 Ooh. 755 00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:35,420 I know. Unfortunately, I've got a couple of things I need to do. 756 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:39,170 You know, freshen up and all that. 757 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,750 Mr. David, please. 758 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:46,170 I can't do my job if you're in here. 759 00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:48,210 Yeah. 760 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,080 I'll tell you what. Why don't we make a little deal? 761 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:53,080 - Okay. - I get the good-looking section. 762 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,396 There is no good-looking section. 763 00:26:54,420 --> 00:26:56,630 I get the good-looking section. 764 00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:58,420 That's a yes? Okay. 765 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,580 Okay. And Harold gets his job back. But not this job. 766 00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:02,110 - Somewhere in the restaurant. - Deal. 767 00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:02,960 - Deal. - Deal. 768 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,540 - Okay. Okay. - Goodbye. 769 00:27:06,630 --> 00:27:08,250 You made a really stupid deal, 770 00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:10,476 because as soon as you got in the stall, I would have left. 771 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,080 You think I wanna hang around here? 772 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,960 These handles are great. 773 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,040 - Right? - Yeah. 774 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,630 Yeah, they're from a coffin. 775 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,080 - What? No. - Yeah. 776 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,630 Oh. Okay. Gotta go. 777 00:27:21,710 --> 00:27:22,750 - Okay. - Keep working. 778 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:23,630 Sure. 779 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,290 Be careful. 780 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:27,290 - What's wrong? - Open the door. 781 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,356 - I don't know how to open the door. - Oh, Jesus Christ. 782 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:31,556 - It's a button over there. - There's a million fuckin' buttons. 783 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,750 Right on your left there. Press that button. 784 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,500 - Look at you. - Huh? 785 00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:38,250 - Mr. automotive man. - Look at that. 786 00:27:38,330 --> 00:27:40,056 L-let's get something to eat, or something, you know? 787 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,130 Yeah, you got something on your nose. 788 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:44,170 - Hey. What the fuck? - Open the window. 789 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:44,885 Fuck me. 790 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,814 Come on, Bentley. Give me your money. 791 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,830 - I told you not to get this car. - Oh, shut up. 792 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,686 - Like a fucking idiot. - Here. Take it. Have... 793 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,516 - What else you got? - "I got a Bentley. I got a Bentley." 794 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,646 - What else you got in the trunk? - I got nothin' in there. 795 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:56,080 Some golf clubs, that's all. 796 00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,726 - You don't need that shit. - Golf clubs. Perfect, pop it. 797 00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,356 - Golf clubs? - That's perfect. Pop it. 798 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,500 Yeah. What's the difference? 799 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:02,210 Pop the trunk, old timer. Let's go. 800 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:04,606 - You don't know how to pop... - It's right over there, on, on that... 801 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:07,000 Who are you working with, here? 802 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,460 - I'll be right back. - Be right back? What are you, a maverick? 803 00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:14,790 Whoa, whoa. What's this? What's this? No. 804 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,170 Is that a Jets mask? 805 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,000 Yeah, it's a Jets... I'm a Jets fan. 806 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,556 - You're a Jets fan? - Yeah. They're the worst. 807 00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:20,830 Unbelievable! Me, too! 808 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,606 Every year they lose. You think they're gonna make... 809 00:28:22,630 --> 00:28:24,896 - It's awful. My friend killed himself. - He's better off. 810 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,436 They're responsible for murder. They should put 'em all in prison. 811 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:29,060 Uh, I think my boss is being robbed. 812 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,210 What is this, a putter? 813 00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:31,726 Let me just take a look at this putter. 814 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,306 - I'm gonna need that. - No, it's an interesting... 815 00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:35,380 Listen, man. I need the putter... 816 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,920 Keep the putter, you son of a... 817 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,380 Oh, thank God. 818 00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,540 What happened? 819 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,750 We have to talk. 820 00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:57,790 Lewis. 821 00:28:58,380 --> 00:28:59,750 Lewis. 822 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,880 Did you notice the tremendous tip I left? 823 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,990 Did I notice? 824 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,157 I, I filled it out right in front of you, 825 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,462 hoping you'd see it. 826 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,186 - Huh? You liked it, right? - I liked it. Yeah. 827 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,056 Sometimes I like a man to show off a little bit like that. 828 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,790 Yeah. I didn't do it for the waiter. I, I did it for you. 829 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,750 Aw, thank you, Larry. 830 00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:21,130 So how's the whole grieving thing going? Are you... 831 00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:24,080 - Oh. - Are you feeling... widowy? 832 00:29:24,170 --> 00:29:28,040 Well, I'm not feeling particularly widowy tonight. 833 00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:29,580 - Oh, is that so? - Hmm. 834 00:29:29,670 --> 00:29:31,960 Interesting. 835 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,380 Mm. 836 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,838 Aah. I like to hear that. That's very good. 837 00:29:35,863 --> 00:29:36,654 Mm. 838 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:39,580 - Yeah. - Oh. Oh, dear. 839 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,670 - Oh. I'm sorry, Larry. - Yeah. 840 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:42,750 Yeah. 841 00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:44,420 - Mm. - Mm. 842 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,040 - May he rest in peace. - Yes. 843 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:48,790 Is there anything else on your mind? 844 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,500 Well... 845 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,290 Now that your mention it, 846 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:55,130 one small thing. 847 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,040 - A few days before Carl died... - Mm-hmm. 848 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,080 - We played golf. And, uh... - Yeah. 849 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:03,250 It was me and Jeff against Carl and Lewis. 850 00:30:03,330 --> 00:30:06,420 - And I have found out subsequently... - Mm. 851 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,880 That Lewis was using an illegal putter. 852 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,420 So... 853 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:15,130 you know, I feel like that $500 that I gave Carl 854 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:18,130 - was, was taken under false pretenses. - Yeah? 855 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:20,920 Okay. Why are you telling me this? 856 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,670 I just feel I'm owed that money. 857 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,580 - The man is dead. - Yeah. 858 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:27,710 - He can't pay you back. - Right. But... 859 00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:32,170 - Are you asking me to pay you $500? - No. No. 860 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:33,670 No. The, the estate. 861 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,500 - The estate is me, Larry. - Ah. 862 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:38,210 I don't know why you're asking this now. 863 00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:40,880 You know, I just feel like I was cheated out of a win. 864 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,040 Like in 2017 865 00:30:43,130 --> 00:30:45,000 when, uh, Austin Seferian-Jenkins 866 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,936 caught that ball and then they said it wasn't a catch. 867 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,170 So stupid. Cost the Jets the win. 868 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:50,803 The Jets? 869 00:30:50,828 --> 00:30:52,516 Yeah, they, they couldn't beat the Patriots. 870 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,670 The fucking Jets, Larry? 871 00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:58,380 You come into this house, and bring up the Jets? 872 00:30:58,460 --> 00:31:00,380 Do you know how much disappointment 873 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:02,040 I have had to live with from the Jets? 874 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:03,806 - You've lived with disappointment? - Yeah. 875 00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:05,110 - Are you serious? - Yeah, Larry. 876 00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:06,726 Do you know what this team has done to me? 877 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:09,000 I haven't enjoyed a football season 878 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,500 since 1969. 879 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:11,175 Oh. 880 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,016 Maybe '98 when Parcells was the coach for a year. 881 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,750 - Get out of here. - That was good, too. But that's it. 882 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:18,500 No, please, Larry. Get out of here. 883 00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:22,170 - Oh, literally? - Get the fuck out, Larry. 884 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,460 Literally. 885 00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:27,830 Mm. Okay. 886 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:34,380 Oh, by the way, Seferian-Jenkins 887 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:36,000 didn't survive the recovery, Larry. 888 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,976 - Oh. Oh, is that so? - He didn't survive the ground... 889 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,630 - ...on the recovery! - Is that so? 890 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:41,790 - Yeah. - You don't know what you're talking about. 891 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,710 - Watch the playback, Larry. - I've seen the playback 100 times. 892 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:47,040 - I've seen it, too. - That was a catch. 893 00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:49,670 - Oh, come on! - That was a bullshit call. 894 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:54,500 - Let me show you to your table. - Please do. 895 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,380 - Left turn. - I know. 896 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,420 - Well, hello, ladies. - Hello. 897 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,500 - Lovely dress. - Why, thank you. 898 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,830 Well, what a fine-looking group. 899 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,330 It is a great honor to be sitting amongst you. 900 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,210 You know, there are a ton of different restaurants 901 00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:16,170 for you to patronize here in L.A. 902 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:19,330 Do me a favor. Get lost. 903 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:22,170 Very well. Benvenuto a Tiato. 904 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:25,670 Mille grazie. Mille grazie. 905 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:27,920 Ah? 906 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,080 A man can relax. 907 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:33,960 - And breathe some fresh air. - And breathe this fresh air. 908 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,080 Gentlemen, great to see you. 909 00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:38,130 Well, look who's here. 910 00:32:38,210 --> 00:32:40,210 This is Harold, the bathroom attendant 911 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:41,806 - I was telling you about. - Harold! 912 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:43,960 - Yeah. Yeah. - Well, let me say, let's shake. 913 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,380 - I can't thank you enough. - Eh, my pleasure. 914 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:49,080 - Seriously. The tips are great. - Oh, I'm so happy for you. 915 00:32:49,170 --> 00:32:50,856 Not only that, I'm not getting that look, you know? 916 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,436 - Oh, yeah. - Like, oh, this guy in the bathroom. 917 00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:54,250 Yeah. What, what are you doing in here? Yeah. 918 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:57,040 And these are for you. For you. 919 00:32:57,130 --> 00:32:59,170 - Great. Thanks so much. - A couple for later. 920 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,930 - Actually, I know them. - Hey, hey. 921 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,356 - He's with me. - Those are my friends over there. 922 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,040 - He, he belongs over here. - Hey. 923 00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,460 - How you guys doing? - Hey, Sam. 924 00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:07,140 - What's going on? - Hey, Sam. 925 00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:09,330 Uh, Larry, I want to thank you again for the referral. 926 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:10,900 I had the examination with Mrs. Sacks. 927 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,380 Oh, great, great. How did it go? 928 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:14,630 Yeah, she just had a small rash on her neck. 929 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:15,303 Yeah. 930 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,146 Probably the result of stress. You know, she's mourning 931 00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:19,010 right now and that can take a toll on the skin. 932 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,606 - Yeah, terrible toll. - Um, other than that, 933 00:33:20,630 --> 00:33:22,726 incredibly healthy skin. Maybe the healthiest I've seen 934 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,130 in all my years in the field. 935 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,920 Uh, wonderful fibroblastic health, 936 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,580 flawless lymphatic system. 937 00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:30,750 Really everything from epidermis to subcutaneous layer just... 938 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:32,186 - Ah. - ...the image of health. 939 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,710 She did have a few questions 940 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:35,540 regarding some really minor irregularities, 941 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:38,250 so I did go ahead and conduct a, uh, full body exam. 942 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,080 - Full body? - Yeah. 943 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:42,830 Well, standard checkup is full body. Yeah. 944 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,250 Did you examine... 945 00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:49,250 - ...everything? - Everything. 946 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,880 And? 947 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,710 The only word that comes to mind is, uh... 948 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:56,080 magical. 949 00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:01,040 Oh, my God! 950 00:34:01,130 --> 00:34:03,630 - What happened? - I don't know! 951 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,880 Help! Uh, someone's having a seizure in the ugly section. 952 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,580 Is anyone here a doctor? 953 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:11,130 No. But my father is. 954 00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:23,001 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 955 00:35:32,516 --> 00:35:34,266 - Hi, guys. - Hi, ladies. 956 00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:35,516 - Oh... - I'm glad you're here. 957 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:36,234 Are you? 958 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,785 I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth. 959 00:35:39,710 --> 00:35:40,790 - Hey! - Hey! 960 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,790 Jon's starring in a movie. The character's based on me. 961 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,210 So he's kind of shadowing me. 962 00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:46,450 What's the name of the movie? 963 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:48,420 The Biggest Asshole that Ever Roamed the Earth? 964 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,646 What are you drinking in the daytime for? 965 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,830 - Who drinks in the daytime? - People who go to brunch. 966 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,360 Well, we're... we're not at brunch. 967 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,080 Okay, so I am not having a mimosa. 968 00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:58,016 - I need you to do me a favor. - I can't do it. 969 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,516 No, no, you gotta do it. I can't do it. 970 00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:00,710 I already got my sweats on. 971 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:02,500 What is it, an immutable law of physics? 972 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,180 Once you're in sweats, you can't get out?