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- Previously on Lucifer...
- You are my brother
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and my test. So what's the plan?
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We need to make
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the detective realize
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that Pierce isn't the man
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she thinks he is.
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If we don't get Chloe to love you,
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then I can't kill you,
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and I need this to get back to Hell.
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I like you, Charlotte.
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So, if you need time, I can wait.
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You're worth it.
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What do you desire?
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- I want her to choose me.
- Then tell her.
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Chloe Decker, will you marry me?
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Yes.
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WOMAN: Are you listening?
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Get a move on.
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What part of
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"she can't perform without
it" do you not understand?
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Great. Just great.
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This is the agility trials
in San Fran all over again.
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♪ I can see ahead of
me, I run it, run it... ♪
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[SIGHS]
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Run.
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Run!
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪
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This is an heirloom.
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Only the best for Bootsie.
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[GROWLS SOFTLY]
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ANNOUNCER: And now, introducing
last year's grand prize winner,
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Bootsie.
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Situation sorted.
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WOMAN: You wish.
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Cornelia's up next and
no one's laid eyes on her.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ Get what you want ♪
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Ms. Cornelia, showtime.
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh. ♪
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Ms. Cornelia?
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ELLA: [SQUEALS] Oh, my God!
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Wowzers.
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That is some rock, girlfriend.
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It is exciting, isn't it?
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Um, yeah, I mean, heart
melting, brain exploding.
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Wait, clock's ticking.
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How much time do we
have before the big day?
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- Three...
- Months?
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Weeks, actually.
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What? That is not enough time to plan.
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Well, Marcus and I thought why wait?
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When you know, you know, right?
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I'm not talking about the wedding.
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No, I am talking about
the bachelorette party.
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Well, it's the second wedding.
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- Do I need one?
- Uh, yeah, you do.
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It sets the foundation for
your whole support system.
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And trust me, you're gonna need one
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for the dark days to
come 'cause, I mean,
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sleeping with the same dude
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[WHISPERS]: for the rest of your life?
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Even hot gets boring, Chloe.
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Dark days ahead, indeed.
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I may have to take my chances.
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Uh, Decker.
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All of my life, I have been dreaming
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of the chance to plan
a bachelorette party.
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But four brothers.
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Remember?
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And you're the closest thing
I have to a sister right now.
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Well... [SIGHS]
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I guess if you're gonna
play the sister card.
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Yes!
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Oh, wait. Let's talk theme.
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The bachelorette and
wedding should match.
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You know, color palette,
dress, cake, venue, flowers...
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Playlist, DJ, tuxedo,
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- marriage license.
- Right.
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We have the nice bottle
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of single malt for the bar,
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which is gonna be open,
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which means we need to
get a couple bartenders.
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This is a lot, isn't it?
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It's, uh... [CHUCKLES]
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Do you think we should
maybe postpone the date?
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Is that what you want?
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No. No.
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Totally and completely no.
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I... unless...
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- unless you do.
- Absolutely not.
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I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
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I mean, look, we solve murders.
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How hard can it be to
plan one little wedding?
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Yeah. But I think I know what'll help.
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- Hmm?
- I recently discovered that a certain detective
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has weeks of unused vacation days.
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Couple days away from the office
might give you time to plan.
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Chloe said yes?
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- To marry Pierce?
- It's mind-boggling,
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I know.
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I mean, when I said I was at peace
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with the detective
making her own choices,
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it didn't occur to me
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that she'd be capable of making
such a spectacularly bad one.
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I mean,
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why on earth?
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Why is besides the point, Luci.
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We can't allow this to happen.
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Oh, I like this new you.
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I wish you'd realized I
was your test eons ago.
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Luci, it is God's will that you
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- and Chloe...
- Yeah, don't ruin it.
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I'm just happy
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that we're on the same side for once.
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So, what's the plan?
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The plan... is simple.
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The plan is simple.
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I'm going to try to understand why
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the detective would want to marry
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that overstuffed man ham
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and then make her see she's deranged.
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Or you could just tell her how you feel.
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I already missed my window
for that, unfortunately.
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He's weaseled his way into her heart,
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and I don't understand how,
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but I need to.
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Well, good luck.
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And I will come up with a
plan that will actually work.
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Of course you will.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Ah, Detective.
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- You look nice.
- Thank you.
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Uh, anyway, since changes are afoot,
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I'd like to address things head-on.
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Oh. Well, that's oddly mature of you.
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And it's... it's nice to know
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that you're not gonna
start acting all weird.
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[LAUGHS, EXHALES]
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Oh, what's this? Is
this an engagement gift?
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It's much better than that.
It's a personality test.
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So I can understand why
you do the things you do
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and, uh, decide the things you decide.
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A personality test?
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So much for not acting weird.
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What? You know, to help
optimize our partnership.
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Okay, well, it's gonna have to wait,
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because I am taking some
time off to plan the wedding.
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I... Well, how am I supposed
to get inside your head
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if I can't watch you at work?
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The job is who you are, Detective.
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Well, how about you watch Dan.
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Because my cases have been reassigned,
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and I'm sure he'd appreciate the help.
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Well, looks like it's
you and me, Lucinda.
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Yippee.
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♪ ♪
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- And then there's potential reason number 54...
- 55.
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55 the detective would accept
Pierce's proposal: drugs.
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EUI... Engaged Under the Influence.
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Or craziest reason yet:
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maybe Chloe said yes
because it's what she wants.
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Well, maybe it's what
she thinks she wants,
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but does she know
what she truly desires?
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'Cause few do unless I help them.
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And unfortunately, I
can't do that with her.
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Not peony, penis.
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Peni... Yeah, sure, I'll hold.
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Vic is Francis Hoffman.
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Time of death roughly 9:00 a.m.
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- Husband's on his way now.
- LUCIFER: Right.
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Well, aren't you gonna ask
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about these suspicious paw prints?
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The detective certainly would.
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The prints belong to Cornelia,
the vic's prizewinning Mastiff.
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Currently AWOL, though.
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Ah, right. A canine killer.
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Seems they can't trust you
with a real homicide, Daniel.
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Nope. The bitch is innocent.
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Cause of death was blunt force trauma,
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so the killer is human.
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You can rush the order?
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Awesome!
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Okay.
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It's all in here.
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- Oh.
- I got me
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a penis piñata to pick up.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Right, well, by now, the detective
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- would have formulated a working theory, so...
- Listen, dude.
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I know you're going through stuff
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with this whole
Chloe-getting-engaged thing,
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but I can't have you
second-guessing my every move.
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Chloe has her reasons for making
the decisions that she makes,
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and I have mine.
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Only one of us can be detective.
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- You're right.
- Yeah.
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That is the perfect way to
understand the detective.
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I'm gonna take the lead and be her.
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Right.
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That is not what I meant.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Francis loved the beach.
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We just celebrated our sixth
wedding anniversary in Malibu.
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Two daddies and one fur baby.
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Has there been any sign of her?
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Cornelia's all I have left.
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Not yet, but my job
means everything to me.
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Solving murders is my one true passion,
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and as such, I promise you
that I will find Cornelia
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and get justice for your
slaughtered husband...
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because I am empathetic.
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I care.
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Yeah.
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Will you excuse us for
just a second, please?
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Thought you never lied.
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What? I do care...
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about channeling the detective
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so I can find out why she
does the things she does
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- and makes the decisions she makes.
- Okay, look.
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Whatever it is, we
still have to do our job.
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You know, like asking
questions relating to the crime.
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- Okay? Just let me handle this.
- [SIGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, Frederick?
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Do you know of anyone who
had a beef with Francis?
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Anyone who would want to hurt him?
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Oh, right, that is exactly
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the sort of futile question
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the detective would ask.
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- Do you?
- I mean,
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everyone loved Francis.
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But he did get into an argument
with someone in the parking lot
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of the training center last week.
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- Did you get a name?
- No, I...
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I thought they were just
arguing about a parking spot.
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But I did take down the license plate
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in case he came back to key the car...
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if that's helpful?
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Is that helpful?
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Yeah.
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Right. Thank you.
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I got your message
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about the engagement.
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Plan's back on, right?
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Whoa, easy, there.
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Oh, relax. I'm not gonna do it here.
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I mean, I remember the plan.
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Kill you, frame Lucifer,
blah, blah, blah.
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I'm just really excited.
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Well, that's not why I called you.
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I called to apologize.
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Apologize about what?
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I don't want to die anymore.
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I'm in love with Chloe.
I want to be with her.
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I-I know you don't understand.
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I hardly do, myself.
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You know, I've never
felt like this before.
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- We had a deal!
- And I will honor it.
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I promise to find you
another way back to Hell.
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Show me your arm.
263
00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:16,540
Really?
264
00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,799
I don't get it.
265
00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,460
If Decker loves you,
266
00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:26,999
then the mark should be gone.
267
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,159
Unless she's having
second thoughts about you.
268
00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,639
Well, that's not...
269
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,800
ELLA: Oh, my God.
270
00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:33,869
Maze, super psyched you're here.
271
00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:36,070
I got me what you might call
272
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,100
an "all hands on Decker" emergency.
273
00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:41,099
- Would you...?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
274
00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,150
- Conference room.
- Yeah.
275
00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:49,389
I'll work on Chloe and
get her back on board.
276
00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,789
In the meantime,
277
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,289
you better figure out that other way...
278
00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,300
fast.
279
00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:59,099
MAZE: Is that
280
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,869
a wedding murder board?
281
00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:03,390
I am just trying to stay organized here.
282
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,059
Wow. Mug shot for the caterer.
283
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,129
Nice work, Decker.
284
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:07,599
- You see what I'm dealing with?
- Mm-hmm.
285
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,429
Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me.
286
00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:11,960
Wedding stuff, not so much.
287
00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,709
Why do you think Dan and I
got married at the courthouse
288
00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:14,960
and then went right back to work?
289
00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:16,639
Decker, trust me,
290
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,279
we will help you deal with
all the wedding details
291
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,549
the normal way:
292
00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,639
blind drunk at your bachelorette party.
293
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,560
- Mm-hmm.
- Which needs to be awesome.
294
00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,790
That's where you come in
295
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,329
while I deal with a
new lead in this case.
296
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:29,599
Oh, the case. Right.
297
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,859
- What's going on with that?
- I-I ran a partial license
298
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,029
and got a match.
299
00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:35,419
Security footage shows the suspect's car
300
00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,569
at the location of the murder.
301
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,909
Okay, who is it registered to?
302
00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,080
You will never know that
303
00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:41,320
because you are on wedding vacay.
304
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,989
All right. [GROANS] My dress.
305
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,759
- I need to get a dress.
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
306
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,069
And while you do that...
307
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:48,139
We will...
308
00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,939
seal this wedding dealio
309
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,029
by throwing you a bachelorette party
310
00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,369
you won't forget.
311
00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,889
Thanks.
312
00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:56,160
I think.
313
00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:01,709
Perfect. Okay, so you plan the
pregame till I get off of work.
314
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,840
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my God.
315
00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:03,979
With you on the case,
316
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:06,219
this night is gonna be insane!
317
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,280
[SQUEALS]
318
00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:13,809
Yes, we're heading there right now.
319
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,649
Actually, we would've
been there 20 minutes ago
320
00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,759
if someone didn't have to
stop for a wardrobe change.
321
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,290
I'm committed, Daniel.
322
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,939
Okay, so, uh, Ella tracked
the plate of the guy
323
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,839
Francis fought with to an
ex-con named Vincent Walker.
324
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,039
Car was spotted on 3rd and Main.
So we should, you know, hurry.
325
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,419
Well, I'm going as fast as I can.
326
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,519
- You're going 34 in a 35, man.
- [HORN HONKS]
327
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,359
I can't risk accidentally
going over the speed limit.
328
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,760
The detective wouldn't.
329
00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:39,010
Why don't you just ask Chloe
why she said yes to Pierce?
330
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:43,489
Oh, there's no point bothering
the detective on her time off.
331
00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:46,029
But speaking of baffling unions,
332
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:49,059
how are you doing? You and
Charlotte still a thing?
333
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,529
- Oh, I...
- [HORN HONKS]
334
00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:54,470
Yeah, she's kind of going
through some stuff right now.
335
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,420
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- And I'm just...
336
00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:58,230
- you know, I'm giving her space.
- Right.
337
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,369
- Or I'm trying to.
- Hmm.
338
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,139
But thank you for caring, man.
339
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,569
Oh, no, I don't care.
340
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:05,709
- Oh, right, right, but Chloe would.
- [HORN HONKS]
341
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,469
Now you're getting it, Daniel.
342
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,060
Just drive, man.
343
00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,330
[SIGHS]
344
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,999
Hey, Amenadiel.
345
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,810
- This a bad time?
- I could use a break
346
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:21,410
from prosecuting the Malibu
State water polo team.
347
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,919
Well, I was hoping
that you might be able
348
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,229
to help me out again.
349
00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,630
I know we failed to prove
Pierce is The Sinnerman,
350
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,199
but I've still been digging,
351
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,949
and I am confident that eventually...
352
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,469
Actually, I'm taking a different
angle this time, Charlotte.
353
00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,359
I need to split up the engagement
354
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,760
between him and Chloe.
355
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:40,839
Any chance to get in
His good graces, I'm in.
356
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,449
The thing is, Pierce seems
to genuinely be in love.
357
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,719
To stop this, we would
have to understand him,
358
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:50,020
and that... that guy is impenetrable.
359
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:53,089
Well, if being a trial
lawyer has taught me anything,
360
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:56,289
it's that there's always a way
to get inside someone's head,
361
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,410
get them to have a change of heart.
362
00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,609
Go on.
363
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:02,529
You're both former
immortals that became mortal.
364
00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:06,059
You could dig into your
own fears and insecurities,
365
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,360
weaponize them.
366
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,560
Not the easiest, I know.
367
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,370
But worthy of a test.
368
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,979
Hmm.
369
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,540
Well, while I'm doing that,
perhaps you can work on Chloe?
370
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,249
Guess who just got invited
to Chloe's bachelorette party,
371
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,619
co-hosted by Maze, of all people.
372
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,080
Bring singles.
373
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,799
Exactly.
374
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,450
Chloe will be drunk
in some stripper's arms
375
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:31,089
questioning her life choices in no time.
376
00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:34,160
All I have to do is
water the seeds of doubt.
377
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,129
Okay, so, Vince Walker's record's
378
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,929
chock full of violence, man.
379
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:44,169
Worked as a leg breaker for the mob.
380
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:46,440
- You gonna pay attention or what?
- Hmm?
381
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,840
Oh, yes, whoever wanted Francis dead
382
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,999
probably hired this
Vincent chap to kill him.
383
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,039
And I'd say,
384
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,049
based on the security
around that doorway
385
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,549
over there, and the fact I've been here
386
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:59,450
many times before, that
is an illegal gambling den.
387
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,860
As such, it's a reasonable assumption
388
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,520
that our devious murderer's in there.
389
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:03,609
Nice work. You actually have
390
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,829
this whole Chloe thing down pat.
391
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,069
And yet I'm still no
closer to understanding her.
392
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:09,729
I mean, I'm following all the rules,
393
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,839
I'm actually paying
attention to the leads,
394
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,010
I'm covering all the
bases like she does.
395
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,269
It gives me no time to do
396
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,409
the foolish, impulsive
things I normally do
397
00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,739
that help solve a crime.
398
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,709
[SIGHS]
399
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,309
Oh, hold on.
400
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,609
That's it. That's what's
missing: I need a "me."
401
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,279
- A "you"?
- Yes.
402
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,819
Well, to truly go full Detective,
403
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,429
I require a partner who's
clever and unpredictable,
404
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:33,699
handsome, sexual.
405
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:37,470
Suppose one out of four will
suffice. Well done, Daniel.
406
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,309
[BOTH GRUNTING]
407
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,329
Wow.
408
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,929
Which one of the four am I?
409
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,530
[CHUCKLES] Come on.
410
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,239
Yo, Lucifer.
411
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,859
Hey.
412
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,420
♪ I can see the light of
the neon truck stop sign... ♪
413
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,350
Thank you.
414
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:59,690
All right, remember, just be me, Daniel.
415
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,349
Uh...
416
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:06,239
♪ Neon truck stop sign. ♪
417
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,820
Hey, everybody.
418
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,039
Who the hell are you?
419
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,870
I'll show you who I am.
420
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,379
Oh, what the heck happened to my, uh...
421
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,849
[IMITATE GUNSHOT]
422
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:31,999
Uh...
423
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,449
What are you looking for, buddy?
424
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,580
Trouble? A few lost teeth?
425
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,419
How'd you even get in here?
426
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:42,320
Right. Just be Lucifer.
427
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:47,089
I'm here for your
money... and your women.
428
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,629
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Teeth it is.
429
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:49,730
Ah.
430
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,540
You buried the lede.
431
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,129
Maze, this is really sweet.
432
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,879
You helping me with all
this traditional bride stuff,
433
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,239
and-and for me, it's gonna be
really nice hanging out again.
434
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,069
Nice is exactly what I was going for.
435
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,589
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Wait, where are we going?
436
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,689
There better not be male strippers.
437
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:20,000
[LAUGHS] You underestimate me, Decker.
438
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,830
- Careful. All right.
- Okay, okay.
439
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,739
- You ready?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
440
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,739
[SQUEALS]
441
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,869
Oh.
442
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,039
♪
443
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,440
Wow. Hi.
444
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:41,049
Yes, I-I definitely never
would have guessed this.
445
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,280
Surprise!
446
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,689
It certainly was for me.
447
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:47,190
Care for some non-alcoholic punch?
448
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:54,859
Come on.
449
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,850
MAN: Sorry, not sorry.
450
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,320
Loser.
451
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,509
You know what?
452
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:12,649
Maybe this chair'll be luckier.
453
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:15,759
So, hit man's greatest hits.
454
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,450
What's the latest, Vince?
455
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:20,569
I don't know who you are, but
that stuff was a long time ago.
456
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:23,039
A man of your reputation and skill?
457
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,309
I can't imagine you'd retire.
458
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,540
New time, new tune.
Not what I want anymore.
459
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,749
So then, uh, tell me,
460
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:34,489
what do you want or, uh, desire?
461
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:35,599
I'm married, pal.
462
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,719
Oh. [LAUGHS]
463
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,720
No, no, I mean, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
464
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:44,599
Like, what do you want
want? Not, like, me, like...
465
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,269
in life, what do you want?
[CLEARS THROAT]
466
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,900
I want to play. Are you in or you out?
467
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,670
Yeah.
468
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:57,459
Is that a dog bite?
469
00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:00,009
Oh, don't tell me, scars turn you on?
470
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,749
[LAUGHS] No, man.
471
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,149
It's just that when I
was a kid, I got bit.
472
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,819
She was a rescue, Chihuahua.
473
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,839
She had been abused,
but, uh, we kept her.
474
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,569
Pebbles... turned into
a real friend, you know.
475
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:16,489
- Well, this was no Chihuahua.
- What kind of dog was it?
476
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,530
- Well... huh?
- [HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
477
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,219
Go, go, go!
478
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,229
LUCIFER: LAPD!
479
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,330
Hands in the air!
480
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,789
I don't want any heroes!
481
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,049
OFFICER: Hands up!
482
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,949
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
483
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,219
Lucifer. Come here!
484
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,339
What the hell, man? SWAT?
485
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,829
Yes, well, this is when
I normally get into a spot
486
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,810
of danger, so I called in for backup
487
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,349
like a responsible detective would.
488
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,030
The suspect was just about to give me
489
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,369
incriminating evidence, man.
490
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:45,320
Daniel, would you quit
making this about yourself.
491
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,790
[SCOFFS]
492
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:57,299
- Looking for booze?
- Yeah.
493
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,239
And Maze's bong, and decent music,
494
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,439
and a strapping naked dude
with student loans and a dream.
495
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,039
Not on Maze's itinerary.
496
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,740
- Maze has an itinerary?
- Yep.
497
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,809
And I stole it.
498
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,709
Nail art,
499
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:11,870
Mahjong,
500
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,750
silent meditation?
501
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,689
Did you guys find the booze?
502
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:18,559
Exactly. We should be
nipple-deep in Jager by now
503
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,539
and playing pin the
tail on Ryan Gosling.
504
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:24,439
I can't believe that Maze legit
hijacked my bachelorette party.
505
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,960
- You mean Chloe's bachelorette party.
- That's what I said.
506
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:30,730
This is odd. What is Maze up to?
507
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,670
MAZE: Okay. All the things
that you love about Pierce. Go.
508
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,000
Oh. He does this really
adorable, like, scrape-y thing
509
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,669
- when he burns the toast...
- Aw.
510
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:40,289
And do-do I really have
to do a hundred of these?
511
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:44,349
- Yes.
- Oh, man. I promised Chloe the moon.
512
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,180
And I gave her burnt toast.
513
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:50,390
Please. We've got to do something.
514
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,589
Yeah.
515
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,390
I've got an idea.
516
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,859
I'm not gonna bite you, Pierce.
517
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,260
Says the guy who's tried
to kill me numerous times...
518
00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,769
and now can succeed.
519
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:05,320
Relax. I asked you here to celebrate.
520
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,439
So you're not mad that
I got rid of my mark?
521
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,130
I feel this odd kinship, actually.
522
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,649
I mean, this is like the,
uh, the first official meeting
523
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,479
of the Immortals Turned Mortal Club.
524
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,649
In that case, the beer's on you.
525
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,389
It's all my Father's
plan, I have to assume.
526
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,350
Maybe.
527
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,930
But for now, I need to keep it quiet
528
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,100
from certain people,
529
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,670
until I know it's gonna stick.
530
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:32,629
First club rule: cone of silencio.
531
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,269
I've wanted this to happen for so long.
532
00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,789
It's hard to believe it actually is.
533
00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,890
Hey, I'm really happy
for you, Pierce. Truly.
534
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,110
- Thanks, bro.
- I mean,
535
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,170
becoming mortal is the best
thing that ever happened to me.
536
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:47,140
Everything is so much better
when you know that you can...
537
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:50,220
you can die at any moment.
538
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,610
How much time do we
have left? 30-odd years?
539
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,719
40, if we lay off the sauce?
540
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,189
I mean, that's a drop in the bucket
541
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,839
for a former immortal.
542
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,249
Hadn't thought of it that way.
543
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,919
Every sip of beer, every blue sky,
544
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,059
every motorcycle ride,
545
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,209
[SIGHS] every kiss...
546
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,869
So much more precious
547
00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,059
when you realize it could be your last.
548
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:15,959
That any random act could just...
549
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,440
[EXHALES] take it all away.
550
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:22,109
♪ Be alive to know. ♪
551
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,810
[GROANS] Uh.
552
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,219
Oh, come on.
553
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,249
[GASPS]
554
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,950
Definitely strapless. Mmm.
555
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,489
And with a bow.
556
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,490
Yes. Yes. A big one.
557
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,239
Okay, I'm gonna get another roll.
558
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,959
- [SIGHS]
- ELLA: I did this two-ply
559
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,960
wedding dress garbage
560
00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:40,630
at my cousin Rita's bachelorette party.
561
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,679
You know what happened?
Not drunken pole dancing.
562
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,339
You know what else isn't happening?
563
00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:47,139
Us. Here.
564
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,159
- This is torture.
- [SIGHS]
565
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,590
Of course, Maze.
566
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,729
This all makes sense.
567
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,270
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
568
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:58,100
Oh, my gosh, what could that be?
569
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:01,079
It's probably just, uh, Trixie
and her stupid little friend
570
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,189
- next door.
- Hold on.
571
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:04,450
Chloe.
572
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,529
Is that...? You see it?
573
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,159
[LAUGHTER, WHOOPING]
574
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,659
Oh, my God.
575
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:17,560
Okay, now, this is what I'm
talking about right here.
576
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,739
[LAUGHTER]
577
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:21,639
You didn't really think
we'd stay home, did you?
578
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,060
- You guys, you shouldn't have.
- Honk, honk.
579
00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:25,490
ELLA: Honk for "Fun! Fun! Fun!"
580
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:29,810
No, they really shouldn't have.
581
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,490
The detective always goes first.
582
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,999
So, Vince.
583
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,629
Let me guess: you were hired
584
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:45,940
to take out Francis so Cornelia
couldn't compete in the show.
585
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,330
Or was the dog the target,
586
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,969
and she attacked, so you
killed the owner instead?
587
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,109
Hmm?
588
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:53,509
This is where I'd make a
clever pun about the underdog.
589
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,669
VINCE: Look, I wasn't hired to take out
590
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,449
the competition, I am the competition.
591
00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,449
- What do you mean?
- I got into dog training through
592
00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:00,819
the "pups and parolees" program in jail.
593
00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:02,599
That's how I got this bite.
594
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,039
I fell in love with one.
595
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,409
Elliot.
596
00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:07,500
I found out later he
was a purebred Mastiff,
597
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:09,569
so I started taking
him to all the shows.
598
00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:10,990
He loves the shows.
599
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,529
You're not in the competition database.
600
00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:14,229
Daniel, that's my line.
601
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:17,079
You're not in the competition database.
602
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,360
If those snobs ever saw me with my Elly,
603
00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:20,899
they'd never give him a fair shake.
604
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,970
So I pay someone to
pretend to be his owner.
605
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,309
Then why were you
fighting with Francis?
606
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:25,689
Look, I don't want to
talk about it, all right?
607
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,159
Daniel, time to slam the suspect
608
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,849
up against the wall
to elicit a response.
609
00:23:28,850 --> 00:23:30,749
- Wait...
- Oh, come on, practice with me.
610
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,919
Look, look, look.
611
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,980
The fight with Francis
was over puppy custody.
612
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,789
Cornelia was pregnant.
613
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,339
With my Elly's babies.
614
00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,579
I could never murder the puppies'
615
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,989
maternal grandfather.
616
00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,590
I'm not some monster.
617
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,329
A litter of purebred Mastiff puppies
618
00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:47,360
is worth tens of thousands of dollars.
619
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:49,069
O-Oh, right.
620
00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:50,830
Who else knew about the puppies?
621
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,300
["CONFIDENT" BY DEMI LOVATO PLAYING]
622
00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:58,359
LINDA: Oh, The Big Easy!
623
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,709
- [CORK POPS]
- [LAUGHTER]
624
00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:03,019
♪ It's time for me to take it ♪
625
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,810
♪ I'm the boss right now ♪
626
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,630
♪ Not gonna fake it ♪
627
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,480
♪ Not when you go down ♪
628
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,240
♪ 'Cause this is my game ♪
629
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,489
♪ And you better come to play... ♪
630
00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:14,320
ELLA: Put them on, put them on.
631
00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:17,049
Okay, okay. Look. "L'il
Miss Can't Behave."
632
00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:18,259
LINDA: Oh, my gosh.
633
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:20,199
- Oh!
- Gosh. Oh, my gosh.
634
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,899
- Oh! Oh!
- Maze.
635
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,099
Oh, don't worry, Decker, there's
lots more where that came from.
636
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,369
- Really?
- There really is.
637
00:24:25,370 --> 00:24:28,239
Did you see that bar?
638
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,340
Is it cool?
639
00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:31,270
What the hell is this?
640
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,999
Uh, the best bachelorette party ever.
641
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,049
Hells yeah. This bus really
amped things up a notch!
642
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,319
Yeah, and now I need you to de-notch.
643
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,419
Are you nuts? This is
everything I ever dreamed of.
644
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,559
In genuine pleather.
645
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,189
Ella, I really need
this wedding to happen.
646
00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:51,639
That means no surprises, no problems,
647
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,259
and definitely no
drunken change of heart.
648
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,699
We all know Decker
can't handle her booze.
649
00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:00,199
I don't know. She seems to
be handling it just fine.
650
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,309
- [SQUEALING]
- ELLA: Yeah! Looks like marrying
651
00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:05,529
ol' reliable is letting her
bust out her inner Lucifer.
652
00:25:05,530 --> 00:25:09,749
Yeah? And we all know he
isn't the marrying kind.
653
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,199
Come on, Maze, it's one night.
654
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,060
Just let her have some fun.
655
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:15,589
What could possibly go wrong?
656
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:16,750
[TIRES SCREECH]
657
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,960
♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪
658
00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:21,030
[MEN WHOOPING]
659
00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:23,129
No!
660
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,590
[CHEERING]
661
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,229
[WHOOPING]
662
00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:29,479
Charlotte, what is happening?
663
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,409
I agreed to waive the charges
664
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:33,420
on the Malibu State water polo team
665
00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:36,469
if they agreed to
wave some other things.
666
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:37,939
[LAUGHS]
667
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,539
- Amazing.
- Right?
668
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,540
Yeah!
669
00:25:41,550 --> 00:25:44,449
♪ What's wrong with
being, what's wrong ♪
670
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,229
♪ With being confident? ♪
671
00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,199
♪ Ah, ha, ha. ♪
672
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,980
DAN: The Barkley. Owned
by Dr. Valerie Haynes,
673
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:53,749
veterinarian to the stars
and the SoCal Dog Show.
674
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,619
Apparently, every canine
contestant is required
675
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,889
to be examined by Dr. Valerie
676
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,029
before they can actually
compete, which means...
677
00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:01,160
She definitely would have
known Cornelia was pregnant.
678
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,746
And she would have
been at the crime scene.
679
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,409
No, I still don't think this is working.
680
00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:05,469
[SIGHS] Agree.
681
00:26:05,470 --> 00:26:07,339
- And I think it's my fault.
- Also agree.
682
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:09,939
See, the problem is, we rarely
work this closely together,
683
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:12,539
you and I. And you can't
be expected to just know
684
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:14,930
the delicate
detective-consultant chemistry.
685
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,879
So I think you clearly need
686
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,649
an intensive hands-on
tutelage on how to be me.
687
00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:21,639
- That, I don't agree with.
- Excellent.
688
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,179
Uh, you might want to take some notes.
689
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,650
- Oh, yeah.
- Hello there.
690
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,519
Uh, we would love to see Dr. Valerie,
691
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,520
if possible. [CHUCKLES]
692
00:26:28,530 --> 00:26:30,390
VALERIE: I can assure you
693
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,059
I know nothing about any murder.
694
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,799
Over puppies? I mean,
who would do such a thing?
695
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,799
DAN: Well, the rent in this
part of town is pretty hefty.
696
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,499
And those puppies were
extremely valuable,
697
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,939
especially on the black market.
698
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,800
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
699
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,009
You think I need money?
700
00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:46,779
Imagine how much people
spend on their kids.
701
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:49,360
Peanuts compared to what
they spend on their pets.
702
00:26:49,370 --> 00:26:50,530
Trust me,
703
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,549
I have more than I could ever want.
704
00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:54,449
Oh. Do you, now?
705
00:26:54,450 --> 00:26:55,719
Watch and learn.
706
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,560
Surely, there must be
something that you desire.
707
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,089
I...
708
00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:03,829
Mm.
709
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,059
I'm...
710
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,860
Mm-hmm.
711
00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:10,369
I'm really all good.
712
00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:11,499
Come now,
713
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:15,370
there's really nothing
you want deep, deep down?
714
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,509
I want the miracle of birth.
715
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:23,799
Trying to solve a murder
here, love, but I'm sure
716
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,810
you can find someone
to help you with that.
717
00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:27,110
Eventually.
718
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,980
You don't mean...
719
00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:30,490
for you, do you?
720
00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:34,560
[WHINES SOFTLY]
721
00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:40,729
Of course I took the dog
when I had the chance.
722
00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,969
Do you know how little I get paid?
723
00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:44,330
All the missed holidays?
724
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:46,969
Dr. Valerie spends most
of her time in Hawaii.
725
00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:48,200
So I took Cornelia
726
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:49,339
and I hid her here.
727
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:51,209
And when Francis tried to stop you,
728
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:52,479
you, what, killed him?
729
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,960
No! I was backstage,
730
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,209
but he was already dead.
731
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,720
Cornelia was frantic.
732
00:27:57,730 --> 00:27:58,730
She came to me.
733
00:27:58,731 --> 00:28:00,279
She's very particular,
734
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,949
and she knew that I
would take care of her.
735
00:28:01,950 --> 00:28:03,519
By selling her precious babies?
736
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,119
I know it was wrong,
737
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:08,220
but I was gonna return her
right after she gave birth.
738
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,359
[SCOFFS]
739
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,329
Look, I'm not a killer. I swear.
740
00:28:11,330 --> 00:28:13,399
[SIGHS] They never are, are they?
741
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,399
Well, given motive and lack of alibi,
742
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,130
you leave me with no
choice but to follow
743
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:19,139
my trusty detective gut and arrest you
744
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,969
for the murder of Francis Hoffman.
745
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,100
Tag her and bag her.
746
00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,209
[HUFFS]
747
00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:26,109
Well, suspect apprehended.
748
00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:27,110
Canine found.
749
00:28:27,111 --> 00:28:29,470
And that is how it's done, Daniel.
750
00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:33,099
♪ I don't care ♪
751
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,799
- [WHOOPS]
- ♪ I love it ♪
752
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,589
♪ I don't care ♪
753
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:37,850
[LAUGHS]
754
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:39,789
[GIGGLES]
755
00:28:39,790 --> 00:28:41,280
Oh, my gosh.
756
00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,559
That's definitely one way to sober up.
757
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,929
Charlotte. Oh, Charlotte, hi.
758
00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:47,960
Gettin' your groove on?
759
00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:49,129
[CHUCKLES]
760
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:51,079
My groove is on pause lately.
761
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,099
But forget about me.
762
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,339
This night is all you.
763
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,039
I got to say, it's nice forgetting
764
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,909
about the wedding stress for once.
765
00:28:58,910 --> 00:28:59,939
Why stress?
766
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,679
It's all exciting!
767
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,940
And so bold.
768
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,079
First Dan, now Pierce?
769
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,349
Marrying a second guy from your office?
770
00:29:08,350 --> 00:29:10,549
But screw the
professional optics, right?
771
00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:11,679
You have a type.
772
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,359
When you know, you know.
773
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,859
MAN: Whoa! What are you doing? Whoa!
774
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:16,880
ELLA: Um, is it just me
775
00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:21,129
or are we short a couple
of giant hot dudes?
776
00:29:21,130 --> 00:29:22,229
[GRUNTS]
777
00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,970
- [HORN HONKS]
- Maze! What are you doing?
778
00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:25,009
- [GRUNTS]
- Hey!
779
00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:26,539
I liked that guy!
780
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:28,469
He smelled like chlorine
781
00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:30,280
and butterscotch fudge.
782
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:31,509
[INHALES DEEPLY]
783
00:29:31,510 --> 00:29:35,949
I am five-feet-nothing
of coiled live wire, Maze.
784
00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:38,570
This... means... war!
785
00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,449
ELLA: Linda, Linda,
Linda, Linda, please!
786
00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:43,119
Maybe we can circle back
and-and then pick him up again.
787
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,550
While we're on the topic,
788
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,420
I would love some relationship advice.
789
00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:50,259
From me? Well, I'm
not an expert. Clearly.
790
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:51,529
[CHUCKLES] I don't know.
791
00:29:51,530 --> 00:29:53,759
I mean, your faith in some
792
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,069
pretty ruinous odds is truly inspiring.
793
00:29:57,070 --> 00:29:58,190
Did you know
794
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,099
that L.A. has one of
the highest divorce rates
795
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,100
- in all of the U.S.?
- Does it?
796
00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:03,639
- Yeah.
- Really?
797
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,439
My plan has nothing to do with you.
798
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,850
It is for Chloe.
799
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:10,710
I want to get her
exactly what she wants.
800
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,779
Pierce.
801
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:13,389
Married. To her.
802
00:30:13,390 --> 00:30:14,529
No drama.
803
00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:16,509
Yeah. Totally agree!
804
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,819
- [GRUNTS]
- Total lack of drama
805
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,689
starting right now! [CHUCKLES]
806
00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:22,929
Cupid Maze? Altruism?
807
00:30:22,930 --> 00:30:24,600
Pearls? No way.
808
00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:26,159
People get married now multiple times.
809
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,329
LINDA: You're up to something!
810
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,599
- I mean... [SIGHS]
- LINDA: Tell me!
811
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,369
I suppose there's nothing stopping you
812
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,530
from getting married again
813
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:32,739
- after Pierce.
- Charlotte,
814
00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:35,499
I know you're not trying
to freak Chloe out,
815
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,739
but it kind of seems
816
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,109
like you're getting in her head.
817
00:30:38,110 --> 00:30:39,949
- You really think so?
- Wait,
818
00:30:39,950 --> 00:30:42,749
are you trying to freak
her out on purpose?
819
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,010
Uh...
820
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:45,609
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- Let's go.
821
00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:46,919
Bring it.
822
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,249
[WHISTLES]
823
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:50,850
Stop the freaking bus!
824
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:53,089
[TIRES SCREECH]
825
00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:56,880
Everyone but Chloe out!
826
00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:59,670
Now!
827
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,350
♪ I love it. ♪
828
00:31:05,910 --> 00:31:07,440
You know,
829
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:10,149
we could've sent the dog back
with the rest of the guys.
830
00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:12,880
Nonsense. The detective would
never allow a pregnant lady
831
00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:15,219
to ride in the back
of a filthy police van.
832
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,689
How very sensitive of her.
833
00:31:16,690 --> 00:31:18,489
[SIGHS]: Yes. And so predictable.
834
00:31:18,490 --> 00:31:22,159
I mean, how can the detective's
actions be so easy to replicate
835
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,129
and yet so hard to decipher?
836
00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:25,919
I still have absolutely no clue
837
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,060
as to why she said yes to Pierce.
838
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,330
Not to point fingers, Daniel,
839
00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:33,469
but I do wish you'd tried
harder to be, well, me.
840
00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:35,709
If you weren't so afraid
all the bloody time...
841
00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:37,680
I am not afraid.
842
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:39,529
[CHUCKLING]: Oh. Oh, really?
843
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:41,929
You say you're giving
Charlotte time and space
844
00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:43,459
because it's what she wants,
845
00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:45,629
but we both know you're
using it as an excuse
846
00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:47,969
- to avoid telling her what you want.
- Fine.
847
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:49,550
Okay. Yeah. Maybe...
848
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,820
maybe I'm not great at
admitting what I want.
849
00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:53,609
And maybe it wouldn't kill me to...
850
00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:56,190
- Lucifer it up every now and then.
- Mm.
851
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,909
But when it comes to
understanding people,
852
00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:00,749
I'm not taking any
pointers from you, man.
853
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:04,160
In fact, I think you're
the one who's afraid.
854
00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:05,569
Excuse me?
855
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:08,330
The reason you won't ask
Chloe why she's marrying Pierce
856
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:09,989
is because you're scared
to hear the answer.
857
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:12,129
- [CHUCKLES] That's absurd.
- [CHUCKLES]: No.
858
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:15,629
That's why you're playing all
these stupid little head games.
859
00:32:15,630 --> 00:32:17,860
Which aren't gonna work, by the way.
860
00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:19,899
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Because, first off,
861
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:23,069
you're only thinking
about Chloe as her job.
862
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:24,860
I mean, you don't even
call her by her name.
863
00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,999
Which is Chloe, not "the detective."
864
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,169
It's endearing.
865
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:29,400
[LAUGHS]: Oh, come on.
866
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,999
You believe this guy, Cornelia?
867
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,910
[BARKS SOFTLY]
868
00:32:31,911 --> 00:32:33,079
Chloe is so much more
869
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,349
than work, man.
870
00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:35,579
She's a friend.
871
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,619
She's a devoted parent to Trixie.
872
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:40,199
- She's the most amazing human being I've...
- Daniel.
873
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,599
You ignorant, fearful
genius... you're right.
874
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,689
Really?
875
00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:45,299
Indeed. To truly understand
876
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,129
the detective's motivations,
I need to experience
877
00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:48,729
the full spectrum of her life.
878
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,629
- Okay.
- So what I need is a defenseless,
879
00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:52,980
barely verbal creature
who depends entirely on me
880
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,880
- for her every need.
- What are you talking about?
881
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,719
I need a Trixie. I...
882
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,920
Hello.
883
00:32:59,930 --> 00:33:01,929
[CHUCKLES]
884
00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,660
- Uh, ew.
- ELLA: Maze,
885
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,639
what part of co-hosting a bachelorette
party did you not understand?
886
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,160
Hey, nobody asked me about any damn bus!
887
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,669
LINDA: Yeah, so you
throw my next best chance
888
00:33:11,670 --> 00:33:13,399
for a sex life off it?
889
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,309
- And, you, why are you freaking Chloe out?
- MAZE: Yeah, I should never
890
00:33:16,310 --> 00:33:17,240
have invited her.
891
00:33:17,241 --> 00:33:18,730
I was trying to help!
892
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:21,770
You know, a little prenuptial
conflict is healthy.
893
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:23,439
It's better to get it out of the system.
894
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,849
Oh, you want conflict?
895
00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:27,079
Done! Okay, ladies, please.
896
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,419
- There's still time to fix this, okay?
- Come on, Maze.
897
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:31,839
Two words: matching tattoos.
898
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,440
What?
899
00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:35,920
Fake tattoos. Fake.
900
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,359
Pierce tipped me off...
901
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,160
- Pierce was looking into fake tattoos?
- Yeah. I mean,
902
00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:41,090
he made me promise
903
00:33:41,091 --> 00:33:42,529
not to tell anyone... But you know what?
904
00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:43,919
Lying bastard!
905
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,020
Where is Maze going?
906
00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:48,900
Bigger problem, girls.
907
00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:50,910
Where'd Chloe go?
908
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,230
Oh...
909
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,479
LUCIFER: No, sit, child.
910
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,519
Oh, goodness me. Sitzen.
911
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,049
Oh, my goodness.
912
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:02,219
This is ridiculous.
913
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,219
I mean, at least the
detective's human dependent
914
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,089
can be bribed with chocolate and cash.
915
00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:08,620
But apparently, chocolate's
toxic for Ms. Picky here.
916
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:09,959
And she ate my wallet.
917
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,090
- What is that smell? And why is there...
- Hmm?
918
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,999
- Crime scene tape all around my desk?
- Because trust me, Daniel,
919
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,869
Cornelia committed a very
serious infraction over there.
920
00:34:17,870 --> 00:34:19,130
- [WHINES SOFTLY]
- Children are
921
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,039
so needy... I mean,
you wouldn't understand,
922
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,419
but being a single parent is exhausting.
923
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:25,320
Dude, it's been an hour.
924
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:27,240
Well, in dog years, that's an eternity.
925
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:30,199
Yeah, well, your parenting
days are over, okay?
926
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,100
Francis's husband Frederick is here.
927
00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:34,699
LUCIFER: Frederick! Oh.
Good to see you again.
928
00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:36,419
What a pity. We were just bonding.
929
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:37,640
Thank you, Detectives.
930
00:34:37,650 --> 00:34:39,549
I had no idea she was pregnant.
931
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:41,960
Now I can start to rebuild
our family. Well, if you just,
932
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:45,590
uh, sign the release form,
933
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,060
and she's all yours.
934
00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:51,530
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
935
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:54,139
There's my good girl.
936
00:34:54,140 --> 00:34:56,009
[CHUCKLES]: Ah...
937
00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:58,539
- [WHINING]
- Girl...
938
00:34:58,540 --> 00:34:59,779
Oh, poor baby.
939
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:02,009
She's clearly feeling the strain.
940
00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:04,070
Cornelia?
941
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,179
Come.
942
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:06,449
Bye, child.
943
00:35:06,450 --> 00:35:08,249
I'll really...
944
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,020
Good-bye.
945
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,960
Right, now, that's...
946
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,800
Where's he gone?
947
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,100
WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]:
How you doing there, hon?
948
00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:26,369
C... Can you see me?
949
00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:29,000
I see a lot of things on this bus.
950
00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:31,309
Looks like something's eating at you.
951
00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:33,279
[SIGHS]
952
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,379
Well, it just...
953
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:40,579
it all happened so fast, and...
954
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:43,519
everyone's wondering
why I said yes, and...
955
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,359
I-I'm wondering the same thing myself.
956
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,419
I don't know, m-maybe I thought
957
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:50,129
that marrying a...
958
00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:53,799
a safe, steady guy would...
959
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,629
somehow... change me
into a different person,
960
00:35:57,630 --> 00:36:01,479
and that-that maybe
this new, spontaneous me
961
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,769
would-would somehow...
962
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:07,840
inspire the... the
person that I still am.
963
00:36:07,850 --> 00:36:09,680
[SIGHS]
964
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,639
Hey, are you married?
965
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,280
17 years.
966
00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:16,289
He's my everything.
967
00:36:16,290 --> 00:36:19,420
Hopefully, your guy is, too.
968
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:23,989
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
969
00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:27,360
[QUIETLY]: How does she even do this?
970
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:32,380
Well, that's odd.
971
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:35,769
Cornelia's prenatal examination
was signed by Frederick,
972
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:39,639
but he said he didn't
know about the pregnancy.
973
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,609
And the signature's a match.
974
00:36:42,610 --> 00:36:44,979
Which means he lied.
975
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:47,119
Ergo...
976
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,549
he's most likely the killer.
977
00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:51,890
[CHUCKLES] Well done, Detective!
978
00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:56,089
Well...
979
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:58,790
well done, Detective.
980
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,999
- Get in here, you stupid mutt.
- [WHINING]
981
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,569
Come on!
982
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:07,939
- Is that how you treat a pregnant lady?
- What the...?
983
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,540
- How did you get in here?
- I had a hunch you were the killer.
984
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,940
When your "fur baby" wouldn't go to you.
985
00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:17,579
Cornelia only goes...
986
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:20,179
to people she trusts.
987
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:22,319
Not killers.
988
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,060
Only question now is: why, Frederick?
989
00:37:26,070 --> 00:37:29,380
I'm more than happy to
discuss this with you
990
00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:30,830
after I tend to Cornelia.
991
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,630
- [WHINES]
- [SIGHS]
992
00:37:42,090 --> 00:37:43,660
Listen.
993
00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:45,260
You got to understand,
994
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,090
a dog is supposed to
be man's best friend,
995
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,090
not man's best replacement.
996
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,220
Do you know what it's like
997
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:54,510
to be kicked out of
your own bed by a dog?!
998
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,449
But... I could never get up the nerve
999
00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:59,319
to just tell Francis what I wanted.
1000
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,120
You were scared of what
the answer could be.
1001
00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:03,959
Then I found out about the puppies.
1002
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,330
Six more reasons for him to neglect me.
1003
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,100
And we fought...
1004
00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,609
and he fell,
1005
00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:11,770
and he hit his head.
1006
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,179
It was an accident.
1007
00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:15,419
Why don't you just put the gun down.
1008
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,989
Come back to the station
1009
00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:18,840
and tell your side of the story.
1010
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:20,749
I should've just shot the dog!
1011
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,059
But it's so hard to kill a creature
1012
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:25,300
with such intelligence in its eyes.
1013
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,929
[DOOR CRASHES OPEN]
1014
00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:30,340
LAPD!
1015
00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,220
Wha...?
1016
00:38:34,930 --> 00:38:37,139
Ah. There you are.
1017
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,750
[CHUCKLES] Typical.
1018
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,969
You leave me with the
paperwork and run off alone.
1019
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,179
No thought of danger,
no thought of protocol...
1020
00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:45,869
You really... don't see
the irony, do you?
1021
00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:49,639
All I see, Daniel, is that I
can't rely on you as my partner.
1022
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,799
So perhaps I should find someone
steady, someone responsible,
1023
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,680
someone who can
actually be there for me.
1024
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,440
[EXHALES]: Oh.
1025
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,689
Oh.
1026
00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:08,490
I get it now.
1027
00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:15,680
MAZE: So you thought I wouldn't
find out your mark is fake.
1028
00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:18,390
You know, for a guy who's
lived for a million years,
1029
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,760
you're a real dumbass.
1030
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:21,230
Shh.
1031
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,800
She's asleep.
1032
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,050
Can't use the kid as a
human shield forever, Cain.
1033
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:34,600
Maybe not tonight...
1034
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,849
[WHISPERS]: but I am coming for you.
1035
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:40,719
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
1036
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,959
[KEYS JINGLE]
1037
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,490
[DOOR CLOSES]
1038
00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:48,600
Hey. You're here.
1039
00:39:48,610 --> 00:39:50,629
Why isn't Trixie at her sleepover?
1040
00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:53,409
I stopped by to check on her,
and she wanted to come home.
1041
00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:56,079
Um...
1042
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,340
about all this wedding stuff...
1043
00:39:58,350 --> 00:39:59,649
It's way too overwhelming.
1044
00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,880
- Yeah, I agree. It's, uh, it's-it's...
- Yeah.
1045
00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:03,519
Listen, let's forget
1046
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,969
about the whole "big event"
thing, okay? Life is too short.
1047
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,539
- Too short, yeah.
- Yeah.
1048
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:08,619
Let's elope.
1049
00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,269
We don't need the whole circus.
1050
00:40:10,270 --> 00:40:12,230
It's about you and me.
1051
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,339
[SIGHS] Yeah.
1052
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:16,610
And-and-and that's why I...
1053
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:21,770
I can't marry you.
1054
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,730
I'm sorry, Marcus.
1055
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:30,490
♪ ♪
1056
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,590
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1057
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,910
Dan.
1058
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,509
Are you okay?
1059
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:42,540
Uh...
1060
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:44,479
I don't know.
1061
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,880
Got a lot of things on my mind.
1062
00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:48,819
Could be kind of serious.
1063
00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,789
[CHUCKLES]: Tell me about it.
1064
00:40:50,790 --> 00:40:52,590
I am... whew...
1065
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,939
Seriously wondering why I said yes
1066
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,259
to that fifth shot of tequila.
1067
00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,730
[EXHALES]
1068
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:04,080
What is it?
1069
00:41:05,170 --> 00:41:07,439
Charlotte, I know that, um...
1070
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,439
we've been keeping things kind of loose,
1071
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,730
and I said that you
could use your space.
1072
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,869
And if that's what you want...
1073
00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:18,540
if that's what you truly
want, then I respect that.
1074
00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:24,660
But... I never told you what I want.
1075
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,210
I want you.
1076
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,379
All in.
1077
00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,850
The whole deal.
1078
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:40,370
So, um...
1079
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,380
so there.
1080
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,430
Okay.
1081
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,969
Really?
1082
00:41:49,970 --> 00:41:52,610
♪ ♪
1083
00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:10,649
Ah. Detective.
1084
00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,099
Good. You're back.
1085
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:14,219
I am. Yeah.
1086
00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:15,970
Excellent, because...
1087
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:18,169
well, there's a few
things I need to say.
1088
00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:20,770
- Hmm.
- You see, I've, um...
1089
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:21,940
well, I...
1090
00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:26,220
I've actually learned
something for once.
1091
00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:28,920
Oh.
1092
00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:30,560
No ring.
1093
00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:33,100
[SIGHS]
1094
00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:35,250
Yep, no ring.
1095
00:42:36,450 --> 00:42:38,019
Oh.
1096
00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:40,609
So, you were saying you learned
something? [CLEARS THROAT]
1097
00:42:40,610 --> 00:42:43,020
Oh. Oh, it's nothing.
1098
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:45,729
Nothing. Completely irrelevant.
1099
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,660
Right.
1100
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:48,969
Well...
1101
00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:51,039
a new case just dropped, so...
1102
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,970
I was thinking... Back to work?
1103
00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:56,380
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Back to work.
1104
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,450
- After you.
- Thank you.
1105
00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:05,329
- Shall we take my car?
- Yes.
1106
00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:07,560
[LUCIFER SPEAKS SOFTLY]
1107
00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:15,130
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