1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,500 Transcript by testexam 2 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 3 00:00:16,001 --> 00:00:17,900 What is that? 4 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:20,001 I don't know. 5 00:00:21,434 --> 00:00:23,434 What is that, a cell phone? 6 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,700 God. 7 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,001 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 8 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,967 Oh, it's a smoke alarm. The smoke alarm's going off. 9 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:54,434 It's the stupid batteries. Come on, we've gotta find it. 10 00:00:56,434 --> 00:00:59,234 No, it's not that one. 11 00:01:04,267 --> 00:01:06,267 It's not that one. 12 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,067 No. Try the guest room. 13 00:01:16,468 --> 00:01:18,001 I think it's downstairs. 14 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:24,267 I don't think I have any feeling 15 00:02:24,368 --> 00:02:25,767 In my shoulders, I swear to God. 16 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,667 - It does take its toll, man. - Take its toll... 17 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:29,834 - you did very well, by the way. - You don't have to condescend. 18 00:02:29,934 --> 00:02:31,468 No, seriously, for a guy who doesn't play, 19 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,368 I thought he did very well. You did. 20 00:02:33,468 --> 00:02:35,001 You never play. What do you want from yourself? 21 00:02:35,101 --> 00:02:36,900 - Give yourself a break. - One thing I want to tell you, 22 00:02:37,001 --> 00:02:38,800 - After you hit the ball six, seven times... - Yeah? 23 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:41,101 ...And it's not in the hole, just pick it up and we'll move on. 24 00:02:41,201 --> 00:02:43,934 - You shouldn't take more than seven strokes. - Yeah, that's just craziness. 25 00:02:44,101 --> 00:02:46,101 Just pick up the ball. He's right, yeah. 26 00:02:46,201 --> 00:02:48,368 - Well, you'll never have to experience me again. - No, we had fun. 27 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,734 Didn't you have fun with us, hanging out? 28 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:51,700 It was a little boring, to be honest with you. 29 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,434 - That's a nice thing to say. - Well, it fucking was. 30 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:58,401 Okay, give me back my $150 that I spent on your guest fee. 31 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,567 You paid $150 for me to look like a fucking asshole? 32 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,934 More shocking footage 33 00:03:03,034 --> 00:03:06,900 From hurricane edna which has left extensive destruction in its wake. 34 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,734 - These poor people. - The storm surge inundated low-Lying areas 35 00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:11,533 - Knocking out phone and power lines. - Oh, boy. 36 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:13,301 That's from global warming, that hurricane. 37 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,101 33 deaths have been reported and thousands left homeless. 38 00:03:16,201 --> 00:03:17,934 Look at that... Thousands of homeless people now. 39 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:20,067 Fema is estimating damage from this category 5 hurricane 40 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,468 In the billions of dollars. 41 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:25,101 Oh, wow. It's katrina all over again. Poor people. 42 00:03:25,201 --> 00:03:27,101 Did you go to Funkhouser's party last night? 43 00:03:27,201 --> 00:03:28,934 No. Did you? 44 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:31,134 No. Huh-Uh. 45 00:03:31,234 --> 00:03:32,800 Why? 46 00:03:32,934 --> 00:03:34,834 Because I'm going to Danson's party tonight. 47 00:03:34,934 --> 00:03:36,834 Two back to back... 48 00:03:36,934 --> 00:03:38,667 I don't want to go to two parties back to back. 49 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:40,667 It was a stupid night for him to have a party. 50 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:43,201 - Yeah. - Did you call him? 51 00:03:43,301 --> 00:03:45,368 No. 52 00:03:45,468 --> 00:03:48,301 - Well, what are you gonna say? - I'll tell him sammy was sick. 53 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:50,468 You're gonna use your child to get out of a party? 54 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:53,034 - Why not? It's the best thing in the world. - It's a perfect excuse. 55 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,134 - No one can argue with that. - Who argues with that? 56 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:57,401 I wish I had that. It's a great reason to have kids. 57 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:59,734 It's a great reason to have kids. It's one of the bonuses, yep. 58 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:03,301 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? 59 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:05,900 - You have nothing, nothing. - I know. 60 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:08,134 I'll just show up tonight and pretend I had the wrong night. 61 00:04:08,234 --> 00:04:10,134 - That's stupid. - That's great. 62 00:04:10,234 --> 00:04:12,867 - Oh, please. - No, that's fantastic. I love that. 63 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:15,034 Yeah. Ding-Dong... "where's the party?" 64 00:04:15,134 --> 00:04:16,867 - Isn't that a good idea? - That's a great idea. 65 00:04:16,934 --> 00:04:19,201 He's not gonna buy that. That's such obvious bullshit. 66 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,101 No, it isn't. Nobody would go out of their way 67 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:23,468 That much... To show up at somebody's house, 68 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,134 Pretend they had the wrong night. 69 00:04:25,201 --> 00:04:26,667 He's gotta be a mental case to believe it. 70 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,900 No, I love that. That's fantastic. 71 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,934 Have you ever seen Richard look in the mirror? 72 00:04:33,034 --> 00:04:35,368 Is that really what I do? 73 00:04:35,468 --> 00:04:37,667 - You happy now? - Yeah. 74 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:39,567 - All right, I'll see you at Danson's? - Yeah. 75 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:43,234 - Okay. - Thanks for turning me off to a sport forever. 76 00:04:43,401 --> 00:04:44,934 It's okay. Are you gonna go tonight? 77 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,767 Uh, I don't know. I have to ask cha cha. I'll see. 78 00:04:50,468 --> 00:04:52,167 - Cha cha. - Cha cha. 79 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:53,934 Where did he get her from? Man, oh, man. 80 00:04:54,034 --> 00:04:56,234 - She is so hot. - Good for him. 81 00:04:56,401 --> 00:04:59,034 - Good for him. - Yeah, good for him. Let him enjoy. 82 00:04:59,134 --> 00:05:01,734 - She's somethin'. - Yeah. Wow. 83 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,368 - All right. - All right, my friend. 84 00:05:03,468 --> 00:05:05,401 - See you at Danson's. - I'll see you at Danson's. 85 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,468 Okay. What are you gonna wear? 86 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,401 I'm gonna dress like a little Dutch girl. 87 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:13,334 "What am I wearing?" 88 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,700 I can't stop thinking about the hurricane. 89 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,500 Oh, my nose is really itching me and I can't scratch it. 90 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:25,767 I mean, the pictures on TV were just... 91 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,500 You can't even imagine that people survived it. 92 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,867 I know, it's awful. 93 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:31,700 Awful. I was watching it today. 94 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:35,234 All these people... They have no place to go right now. 95 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,234 Hey! Hey, dum-Dum, 96 00:05:37,334 --> 00:05:39,234 Go ahead, move in. 97 00:05:39,301 --> 00:05:42,234 - Thank you. - I mean, their houses were completely destroyed. 98 00:05:42,368 --> 00:05:44,267 You know what my father used to call those people? 99 00:05:44,334 --> 00:05:46,434 Schmohawks. Did I ever tell you that? 100 00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:49,067 - Yeah. - Have I mentioned schmohawks to you? 101 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:50,900 Schmohawk. "Hey, schmohawk!" 102 00:05:51,034 --> 00:05:53,134 - He used to yell it out all the time. - Imagine for one second 103 00:05:53,234 --> 00:05:56,867 If we lost... If you lost every single thing you had in your life. 104 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:58,533 What do I have? I don't know what's so... 105 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:00,767 - what do I have? - This is... Well, there... 106 00:06:00,867 --> 00:06:03,500 - I like this sport jacket. I can't replace this one. - Listen, when there's... 107 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,301 You know what some people are doing, 108 00:06:05,401 --> 00:06:08,234 That I personally think is a really great idea, 109 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:11,067 Is they're bringing in displaced families. 110 00:06:11,201 --> 00:06:12,867 - Hmm. - You know, 111 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:14,867 I've been doing a little research 112 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,334 And we could actually have a family here tomorrow. 113 00:06:17,434 --> 00:06:18,867 - What? - Yeah. 114 00:06:18,967 --> 00:06:20,734 - Tomorrow? - They have no place to go. 115 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:23,001 I would need a couple of months 116 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:24,900 To mentally prepare for that. Tomorrow? 117 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:26,800 We don't have a couple of months. 118 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,067 These people need help right now. 119 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:31,401 It's a nice concept. 120 00:06:33,401 --> 00:06:35,533 Uh, you know, we'll think about it. 121 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,900 We don't need to jump into this thing right now. 122 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:40,167 Imagine how they would feel 123 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:42,234 To come here and live in our house. 124 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,600 Mmm. Oh, all right, we're here. 125 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,334 We're at funkhousers'. 126 00:06:46,434 --> 00:06:49,234 Why aren't we just going to Ted and Mary's, Larry? 127 00:06:49,334 --> 00:06:51,101 This is so stupid. 128 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,101 - This is so stupid. - What? Are you kidding? 129 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:55,734 There's nothing to it. We'll just pretend we had the wrong night. 130 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:59,167 This way he feels good... That at least we attempted to go to his party. 131 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:01,101 Can't we just go to Ted and Mary's? 132 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:03,633 We're gonna go to Ted and Mary's after we do this. 133 00:07:03,734 --> 00:07:06,368 It won't take long. It's two minutes. 134 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:13,500 - Hey. - Hey, Marty. 135 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:19,034 What happened to you guys? 136 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,434 Where... where is everybody? 137 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:24,001 You mean, from the party? 138 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:28,434 Oh, they've been gone for about 24 hours. 139 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,600 - The party was last night. - Last night? 140 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,167 A great party. Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun. 141 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:33,700 - Are you kidding? - We never heard from you. 142 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,368 - Oh my gosh. - The party was last night. 143 00:07:35,468 --> 00:07:37,368 - We sent you an invitation. - Oh, Marty. 144 00:07:37,468 --> 00:07:39,633 Oh my God, that is unbelievable. 145 00:07:39,734 --> 00:07:41,533 - I guess we mixed up the dates. - We missed the party? 146 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:43,500 - Totally missed it. - How did that happen? 147 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,267 Oh, it was a great party. 148 00:07:45,368 --> 00:07:47,134 This may be the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life... 149 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,434 - well, we've ever done. - So you guys thought the party was tonight? 150 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,134 Yeah, obviously. 151 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:53,800 Everyone else was here. 152 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:56,468 You know what? I swear I had a feeling. I really had a feeling. 153 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:59,034 - Anyway... - Anyway, it's so good to see you. 154 00:07:59,134 --> 00:08:01,401 - Tell Nan I'll call... - We're gonna get... 155 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,401 No, look look look look look, 156 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,401 You're here... Come on in. Come on. 157 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,301 What? Get out of here. We don't want to impose on you. 158 00:08:07,401 --> 00:08:09,401 You're not imposing. 159 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,301 You're tired from last night. You were up late with your party. 160 00:08:11,401 --> 00:08:13,368 - Get out. Are you nuts? - Yeah, we wouldn't dream of it. 161 00:08:13,468 --> 00:08:15,301 Don't worry. We've got some food left over, 162 00:08:15,401 --> 00:08:17,134 Got some games to play. Come on in. 163 00:08:17,301 --> 00:08:18,734 No, but it's crazy. We don't... 164 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:20,934 - we would not dream of it. - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 165 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,767 You have no plans, 166 00:08:22,934 --> 00:08:24,633 You're supposed to be here, 167 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:27,767 And you're here. So come on in. 168 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,967 Come on, Cheryl. Come on. 169 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,800 Come on in. 170 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,700 Come on in. 171 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,334 Come on. 172 00:08:40,301 --> 00:08:42,201 Come on, larr. 173 00:08:42,301 --> 00:08:44,301 Come on, Larry. 174 00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,600 Well, I'll 175 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,767 - You missed a great party. - I'm sure, yeah. 176 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,667 - It was a lot of fun. - Oh... 177 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,600 Mm-Hmm, mm-Hmm. I'm sorry we missed it... 178 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:57,567 Yeah, well, we didn't wanna miss it. 179 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,001 - Obviously, we're here. - No, but you know what...? 180 00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:02,001 Let me tell you what we did. 181 00:09:02,101 --> 00:09:04,301 We had an hour and a half 182 00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:06,767 Of the greatest improv karaoke singing 183 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,867 - You've ever heard in your life. - Oh, boy. 184 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:10,600 We're sorry we missed it. And you know what? 185 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,567 - We shouldn't be here right now. - Yeah, it's crazy. 186 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:15,867 - We really should go. - No no no no no. I'm not heaping guilt. 187 00:09:15,967 --> 00:09:18,667 - I think we're gonna get going. - No no, don't go anywhere. 188 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,234 - No no no, sit down, sit down. - We're gonna get out of here. 189 00:09:22,334 --> 00:09:24,401 - Please, oh, stop it! - Sit down! 190 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,401 Come on, sit down. 191 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,500 I'm okay with it. And stop feeling bad. 192 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,101 We're here now. 193 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:34,967 You know what game I love that we didn't play last night? 194 00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:36,867 It's... And we play it for money... 195 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,667 "1000 pick-Up sticks." 196 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:41,900 I go get the sticks, I throw them all over the room... 197 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:43,967 ... And we pick up the sticks. 198 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:46,167 And the one with the most sticks wins the pot. 199 00:09:46,301 --> 00:09:48,434 - That sounds good. - Are you expecting company? 200 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:50,434 Yeah, what is this? You got company? 201 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,301 - Now we're intruding on your company. - I'll get rid of them. 202 00:09:52,401 --> 00:09:55,567 - Now it's really crazy. - Please relax. I'll get rid of them. 203 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,600 Are you guys expecting company? 204 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,500 - Hi. - Hey. 205 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,600 - What are you doing here? - The party. 206 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,767 Where's everybody? 207 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:11,001 The party was last night. 208 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,368 - What do you mean, the party was last night? - What are you talking about? 209 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,167 - The party was last night. - It's tonight. 210 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:17,267 Well, guess who else thought it was tonight? 211 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:19,134 Who? 212 00:10:19,234 --> 00:10:21,234 - What are the odds? - Yeah, what are the odds? 213 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:23,867 - Oh my God, how about that? - We're just gonna go. 214 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:26,067 They had the wrong night just like us! 215 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,334 - That's unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 216 00:10:28,434 --> 00:10:30,267 - No no no. - See you later. 217 00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:32,301 - Come on in. - No. No, listen... 218 00:10:32,401 --> 00:10:34,334 We're gonna have a little get-Together tonight. 219 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,167 - No no, we'll go. Cheryl, we'll go. - We'll go, we'll go. 220 00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:38,667 We'll all go. 221 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:40,167 - Don't go anywhere. - We'll go. 222 00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:42,600 No, don't go anywhere. Listen to me. 223 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,368 - We're gonna have a little party tonig. - Well, not a party... 224 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:48,234 What the hell are you doing? You stole my wrong-Night bit. 225 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:50,101 I didn't steal it. I give you full credit. 226 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,101 It's a brilliant idea. I told Susie 227 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:53,867 - It was your idea. - We're never getting out of here. 228 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:55,734 - We'll be out of here in five minutes. - Five minutes? 229 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,633 - Trust me. Five minutes. - Let me tell you something: 230 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,633 There's no way you're making Danson's party tonight. 231 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,001 - We are locked in here. This is it. - "Locked in." 232 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:05,167 - Five minutes... We're out of here. - Oh, really? 233 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:06,900 - Watch. Five minutes. - Oh yeah? You watch. 234 00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:09,633 So, is this fun or what? 235 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,267 - The cake is wonderful. - The cake is incredible. 236 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:14,900 - Best cake ever? - Best cake I ever had. 237 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,900 Ever. And who's ever had more cake than me? 238 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:19,167 - Exactly. He's right about that. - Do you love that? 239 00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:20,900 What is the deal? I've never tasted anything like that. 240 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,734 - Everything is handmade. - Where did you get it? 241 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,067 - I'm sucking on it like a mint. - At a cake shop. 242 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,368 - What was the shop? - That's a new way of eating cake... Like a mint. 243 00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:29,633 Wait, I need to find... Where? 244 00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:31,434 26th street bakery, we got it. 245 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,734 - You know Jeff... He can't stop... - The texture. 246 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,368 All right, this has been... 247 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,334 - we gotta get going. - Has this been better than you thought? 248 00:11:38,434 --> 00:11:40,334 - We gotta get going. - Yeah, thank you. 249 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,633 - No, I've gotta get going. - No no, we gotta get going. 250 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,700 My daughter is waiting for a puppet show. 251 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,800 - My dad has a virus. He's in bed... - Larry's dad's got a virus. 252 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:49,067 - ... With fever, with covers up to his neck. - We shouldn't be here. 253 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,167 Your dad always has a virus, okay? 254 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,434 - Fuck you, he doesn't always have a virus. - Hold it one second. 255 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,567 You guys stay here, keep him company. 256 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:58,533 - We have to do something for sammy. - You stay here then. 257 00:11:58,633 --> 00:11:59,700 - You stay. - You stay. 258 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,434 You stay. 259 00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,101 - Oh. - Hold it a minute. 260 00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:04,900 You guys were supposed to be here 261 00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:06,900 To go to a party, right? 262 00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:09,101 You got nothing going on. 263 00:12:09,201 --> 00:12:11,368 Father sick, puppets... 264 00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,900 Tomorrow you'll take your puppets over to his father's house 265 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,900 And make him feel better, okay? 266 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:19,434 We're gonna have fun. And guess what our next move is. 267 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:21,867 - What? - We're going into the living room 268 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,767 And we're gonna play "the newlywed game." 269 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:27,734 - Yes. - Because we played it last night 270 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,834 And it was spectacular. 271 00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:31,567 Oh my God! 272 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,034 Yes, that's great. 273 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,034 Do I know my husband? 274 00:12:36,101 --> 00:12:38,368 - Unbelievable. - You are good at this. 275 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,834 - Okay, next question. - Okay, all right. 276 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,101 That was great. "If you could have sex 277 00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:46,001 With one of your friends' wives or girlfriends... 278 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:47,900 ... Who would it be?" 279 00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:53,101 - That's a dangerous one. - Okay. 280 00:12:53,201 --> 00:12:55,368 - All right. - Hold on, hold on. 281 00:12:55,468 --> 00:12:58,368 - Tell me when you're ready. I'm ready. - I think we got this. 282 00:12:58,468 --> 00:13:00,267 - I'm ready. - I'm ready. 283 00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:03,034 - I'm gonna go first, okay? - All right. 284 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:07,900 I will say, Cheryl, that you are adorable. 285 00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:10,201 Thank you. 286 00:13:10,301 --> 00:13:12,734 Susie, you dress great. 287 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,900 Yeah, well, that's my forte, Marty. 288 00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:19,368 But when I really think about it, 289 00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:21,567 - I've gotta go with my little poofer. 290 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,734 Look at the... 291 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,101 Oh my God. 292 00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:28,900 - Oh my God. - Oh, man. 293 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:30,934 - Oh, God. - That's cute. 294 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,301 - How about that? How about that? - Isn't that great? 295 00:13:33,401 --> 00:13:35,500 - Go go, I wanna hear yours. - That is great. 296 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,500 - Hold it, hold it, hold it. - Okay. 297 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,201 - You're next. - All right. 298 00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:44,034 I'm gonna go with... 299 00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,500 - cha cha. - Cha cha? Wow. 300 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:49,533 - Cha cha? Lewis's girlfriend? - Yeah, cha cha. 301 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:53,934 Oh my God, I had no idea you had a thing for cha cha. 302 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,468 What are you talking about? I don't have a thing for cha cha. 303 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,934 Richard's girlfriend? 304 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:00,633 - What? - That was a dumb answer. 305 00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:02,700 - Oh, stop it. - I mean, I had no idea 306 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,067 That you've been... That you wanted to have sex with cha cha. 307 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,267 I don't want to have sex with her. I'm answering the question. 308 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,700 - What was the question, Marty? - "Who do you want to have sex with?" 309 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,967 - Who did you put down? - Obviously, there's a fantasy going down. 310 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,001 - Oh, get me involved now. - Who did you say? 311 00:14:15,134 --> 00:14:17,533 - Who were you gonna say? - I was gonna answer Susie. 312 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,034 - Good answer. - Oh, God, you're both full of shit. 313 00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:23,334 - Exactly. - You are full of shit. 314 00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:26,067 - You are full of shit. - I love my wife. 315 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:28,434 - Oh, you're all so good. - I didn't even know about cha cha. 316 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,600 You love your wives. Fuck you and fuck you. 317 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:34,334 Oh, you're the one that's mad. I love it. 318 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:41,101 Come on, honey. I don't care about cha cha. 319 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,101 I was trying to win the game. 320 00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:46,368 You thought she was sexy. I thought that's what you would write down. 321 00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:49,368 Cheryl, come on. 322 00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:51,867 I don't... come on, what can I do? 323 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:55,167 What can I do? I'll do anything. Come on. 324 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,600 Anything? 325 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,600 Well, you know, 326 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,600 Short of adopting this hurricane family. 327 00:15:09,301 --> 00:15:11,201 I can't wait to get to the airport 328 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,201 To see the family. It's so exciting. 329 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,834 - Are you excited? - Mmm. 330 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,700 We'll finally get to meet them. They're gonna be so happy. 331 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,633 The guy on the phone was saying how excited they were 332 00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:22,001 When they got on the plane 'cause they'd never been to L.A. Before. 333 00:15:22,101 --> 00:15:25,167 I can't wait to see what they look like. I know that sounds weird, 334 00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:27,101 But I've been talking, you know, to them... 335 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,633 ...And about them, you know... 336 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,700 Yeah. I just... 337 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,267 I just want to make one quick stop before we go. 338 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,301 - Hey. - Hey. 339 00:15:44,368 --> 00:15:46,368 What are you guys doing? 340 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,067 What's... what's going on? 341 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,633 What do you mean? 342 00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:56,533 - Where's everybody? - We thought there was a party. 343 00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:59,734 Oh my God, you thought the party was tonight? 344 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,834 - Yeah. - Last night. 345 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,067 - What? - The party was last night. 346 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,101 - Are you kidding me? - No, man. 347 00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,533 - That's unbelievable. What? - I can't believe it. 348 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,867 - We got the wrong night? - Yeah, you did. 349 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:14,267 - Oh, shoot. All right. - Jesus Christ. Holy cow. 350 00:16:14,368 --> 00:16:16,067 I'm actually glad to hear this. 351 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,468 I was a little pissed off that you didn't call. 352 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,633 - Oh, well, now you know why we didn't call. - Yeah. 353 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,834 - Hey, Mary. - Of course we didn't call... 'Cause we were coming tonight. 354 00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:25,834 - Come on in. - Oh, no no. We're not gonna come in. 355 00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:29,267 - Yeah, come in, seriously. - We got the wrong night. It's our fault. 356 00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:32,101 - Hey, Mary. - They thought the party was tonight. 357 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,368 You're kidding. 358 00:16:34,468 --> 00:16:36,368 Can you believe how stupid we are? 359 00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:38,201 - All right, it's good to see you. - Larr. 360 00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,468 - We'll call you later. - No way you're leaving. 361 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,700 This is fantastic. We have so much leftover food. 362 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,267 You're gonna come in and help us eat it. 363 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,368 I'll call you tomorrow and we'll get together. 364 00:16:46,468 --> 00:16:48,368 - We'll do the whole... - Why? 365 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,468 - We'll do a proper... - I'll take you out to dinner. I'm paying. 366 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,134 Hey, larr, you don't have any plans, 367 00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:55,001 You're supposed to be here, you're here. 368 00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,834 Come on in. Come in, Cheryl. It'll be fun. 369 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,401 Well... 370 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,633 This'll be fun. We've got leftovers. We'll make an omelet. 371 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,401 - Sure. Oh yeah. - You guys, we can't... We can't... 372 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,034 It'll be great. Come on. 373 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,101 This is like pulling teeth. 374 00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:15,201 Come on in, you guys. 375 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,700 I don't know. Can you still see it? 376 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,567 - Not like it was. - A huge cyst. 377 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,434 It was like... When they got around to taking it out, 378 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,767 It turns out I could have almost broken my jaw 379 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,767 - By just chewing on ice. - Oh my gosh. 380 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,934 - It got all the way down into here. - But the dentist 381 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:38,567 Really undersold the magnitude of it, I think. 382 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,834 - Oh, completely. - 'Cause you thought it would be nothing. 383 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,667 - Ever had any operations like that? - No, huh-Uh. 384 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,734 - This is nice. - Yeah. 385 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,734 So what's going on with you guys? 386 00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,934 - Eh, not much, not much. - Nothing. 387 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,034 You know something? You're behaving like 388 00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:59,034 - You don't want to be here, Larry. - No. 389 00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:01,767 - What? - You want to be here, don't you, larr? 390 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,967 Absolutely. That's crazy. Of course I want to be here. 391 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,134 - I just feel I'm intruding, that's all. - We are intruding. 392 00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,767 I was raised not to intrude on people. 393 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,101 My mother would be horrified... horrified if she knew 394 00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:13,101 That I was sitting in the living room 395 00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:15,301 The night after a big party just took place... 396 00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:17,667 Horrified. And it's bothering me. 397 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,934 Oh my God, you know what? 398 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:22,201 I left the car running. 399 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,834 - No, you didn't. - How did you know I didn't? 400 00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:26,934 If you walk away from the car, it's on, and you got 401 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:28,934 Your car keys in your hand, it goes "beep beep beep beep beep." 402 00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:30,967 No, it doesn't go "beep beep beep beep beep." 403 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,600 Yeah, it does go "beep beep beep beep beep," Larry. 404 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,134 - I have one too. - Really? 405 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,134 - Do you want to make a little side bet? - Yeah. 406 00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:37,700 - How much? - 500 bucks. 407 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:38,967 - Okay, 500 bucks? - Yeah. 408 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,934 - Okay, yeah, you're on. - All right, great. 409 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,334 Okay, I'm gonna go check the car. 410 00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:43,934 You check the car. You stay where you are. 411 00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:45,667 - She can do anything she wants. - No no. 412 00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:51,301 I'll get it. This is ridiculous. 413 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:59,101 Teddy, we're late. We're sorry. You know cha cha, right? 414 00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:01,567 - I do. Hi, cha cha. Nice to see you. - Hi. 415 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,201 What's with the no-Valet for the party? 416 00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:04,334 You need some dough? 417 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,867 Yeah, see, you made a mistake. 418 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,867 You think that the party is tonight, 419 00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:09,867 But it was actually last night. 420 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:12,500 - You're kidding, right? It's a joke? - No, I'm not. 421 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,134 - So come on in and sit. - No, it's... 422 00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:17,201 - it's embarrassing. - No no, it's not embarrassing. 423 00:19:17,301 --> 00:19:20,234 You know, Larry and Cheryl made the exact same mistake you did. 424 00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,167 - Come on in. - Hi. 425 00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:24,567 - Mary, Cheryl. - You won't believe this: 426 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,567 They made the exact same mistake you did, Larry. 427 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,967 They thought the party was tonight. Interesting. 428 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,401 Yeah, it is interesting. 429 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,567 Can I get you guys a drink? You want a drink, Richard? 430 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,500 Uh, I'm a recovering alcoholic. 431 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,734 Oh, right. I forgot that. He's an alcoholic. 432 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,500 - Okay, you want something? - Hi, Cheryl, Mary. 433 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,633 - Remember cha cha? - Can I talk to you for a second? 434 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,034 - Hey, cha cha. - What are you doing? 435 00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:45,600 What did you steal my thing for? 436 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,600 - What thing? - Showing-Up-On-The-Wrong- Night thing. 437 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,867 What, do you have a fucking copyright on this stupid little thing? 438 00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:51,600 You're making a fool out of me. He's onto me now. 439 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,700 You think you're making a fool of... I'm being made a... 440 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,434 I got 35 calls. 441 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,567 Don't ever say to anyone you want to have sex with my girlf... 442 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,567 I didn't say... We were playing "the newlywed game." 443 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,434 What does that have to do with "I want to have intercourse with cha cha"? 444 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,967 I wanted to win the game. Do you even know what I'm talking about? 445 00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,967 Okay, you know what? 446 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:08,301 I can't stay in the same house as him. We're gonna go. Come on. 447 00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:10,167 No no no, you know what? I should go. 448 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,201 - No no no, I'm going. - No no, I'm going. 449 00:20:12,301 --> 00:20:14,267 - No no! - No no, I don't think you understand. 450 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,101 - I have to go. - No, I'm going. You stay. 451 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:17,567 - No, you stay. - You stay. 452 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,201 - You stay. You stay. - You stay. You stay. 453 00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:21,734 - Ted. - Sorry. Thank you for everything. 454 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,734 - So lovely. - Bye-Bye. 455 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,633 Good night. 456 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,167 Come on, schmohawk! 457 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,767 Oh, Larry. 458 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,734 Uh... Hey. 459 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:57,401 Oh, gosh. 460 00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,301 Look at them. 461 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:01,633 Hi. 462 00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:04,101 Are you waiting for the Davids by any chance? 463 00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:05,734 - Yes. - You are? 464 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,734 - Wake up, baby. Wake up, auntie Rae. - Oh my goodness. 465 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,301 - We're so sorry we're late, so sorry. - Things happen, they do. 466 00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:12,101 Well, you know, traffic... 467 00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,001 You'll see, in Los Angeles it's terrible. 468 00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:16,434 - I'm Loretta black. - Hi. Larry. 469 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,867 Cheryl. 470 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,934 - This is my auntie Rae. - Hello, I'm Larry. 471 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,401 - These are my kids, Keysha and daryl. - Keysha and daryl. 472 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,934 So let me see, your last name is black? 473 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,301 - Yes. - Mm-Hmm. 474 00:21:26,401 --> 00:21:29,633 It's like if my last name was Jew, 475 00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:31,734 Like Larry Jew... 476 00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:34,633 'Cause I'm Jewish. 477 00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:37,567 Well, we really do appreciate y'all letting us stay with you. 478 00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,034 - We really do. We appreciate it. - We really do. 479 00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:42,533 - No, I was just saying, 'cause you're black... - Larry, grab... 480 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,401 - it's not too heavy for you, is it? - No no. 481 00:21:44,468 --> 00:21:47,201 - Get that... - And I'm Jewish. 482 00:21:47,301 --> 00:21:49,667 Thank you so much. We really do appreciate it. 483 00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:51,700 - It's not too heavy for you, is it, Larry? - No. 484 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,234 Thank you, thank you. 485 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:56,401 Okay, say your last name was gentile... 486 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,468 - come on in. - Ooh, would you look at that? 487 00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,600 - This is nice. - This is real nice. 488 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:05,301 Oh, yes. My goodness. 489 00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:08,201 And spacious too. I mean, just... 490 00:22:08,301 --> 00:22:10,867 What do you think, huh? Isn't it something? You like it? 491 00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:12,967 It's a swank place you got here, Larry, very swank. 492 00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:14,500 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Oh, auntie Rae. 493 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,468 Go go, you go take a look around. 494 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,034 - Go ahead. - Oh, thank you. Go on, babies. 495 00:22:18,134 --> 00:22:21,201 - Don't touch anything. - Yeah, I thank you, I thank you. 496 00:22:21,301 --> 00:22:23,567 Mm mm! This is a nice place. 497 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:26,800 Fixtures going all along the staircase... 498 00:22:29,134 --> 00:22:32,234 Ooh-Ee! I can't believe this. 499 00:22:32,334 --> 00:22:34,967 - We don't smoke in the house. - Them curtains... Just fabulous. 500 00:22:35,134 --> 00:22:38,301 - And the couches... They so fluffy! - Cigarette... Smoking... 501 00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:40,101 - y'all got nice taste. - Thank you. 502 00:22:40,201 --> 00:22:41,767 - Where's the kitchen at? - It's right around there. 503 00:22:41,867 --> 00:22:44,134 I'm going. I'm going. 504 00:22:44,234 --> 00:22:45,867 - This is so great. - She's smoking. 505 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:47,867 They're so great. 506 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,834 Oh, you know what we should do? Let's have a party. 507 00:22:49,934 --> 00:22:52,301 Let's have a party and invite our friends so they can meet the blacks. 508 00:22:52,401 --> 00:22:54,034 - A party? - Hey, you guys want to have a party? 509 00:22:54,134 --> 00:22:55,900 Yeah, Loretta? 510 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,067 What? A party? 511 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:07,800 - We're having a big party. - Uh-Huh. You need a cake? 512 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,967 We do. A chocolate layered cake. 513 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:12,834 We want to get the same one 514 00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,900 That Marty Funkhouser gets. 515 00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:17,533 Oh, yes. He's actually ordered it a couple of times. 516 00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,067 - Yeah. - I have one 517 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:21,101 That I just prepared recently. 518 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:22,900 I think it was the best cake we've ever had. 519 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:24,734 - Unbelievable. - We can't stop talking about it. 520 00:23:24,867 --> 00:23:26,800 It is one of our most popular cakes. 521 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:31,001 - I can understand why. - Yes, and here he is. 522 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:39,267 - That's a penis. - Yeah, well, we're an erotic bakery. 523 00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:46,368 Oh my God. 524 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,167 This is where Marty buys his cakes? 525 00:23:49,267 --> 00:23:51,900 - I ate that? - Yes, you ate this cake. 526 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:55,267 Funkhouser... He knowingly served us penis. 527 00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:57,900 - What is wrong with that guy? - Let's go. 528 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,533 - What an idiot. - Thank you. This is crazy... 529 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:01,734 - a crotch. - The cake is delicious, by the way. 530 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,301 Thank you very much, sir. 531 00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:08,667 - I'll tell you, it was something else. - She's right. 532 00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:11,767 It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in my lifetime. 533 00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:14,667 - We are lucky we got out of there alive. - Yes, we are. 534 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,567 - I want you to meet these guys. - Okay. 535 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:18,633 I hope we're not too rude, but we showed up 536 00:24:18,734 --> 00:24:21,434 - The night of the party. - Good one. 537 00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:22,734 - Yeah. - Yeah. 538 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,734 Let me ask you a question. 539 00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:26,633 How come you didn't tell me that I was eating 540 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,101 - A black penis the other night? - You mean the cake? 541 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,633 Yeah. 542 00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:32,834 Well, I told you it was a black log cake. 543 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,834 Yeah, still, 544 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,934 I was eating a black penis. You didn't mention it. 545 00:24:38,034 --> 00:24:41,734 Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody. 546 00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,667 Next time you're gonna do something like that, 547 00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:45,134 Tell me, okay? I think that's unfair. 548 00:24:45,267 --> 00:24:46,567 Why did you take the balls home? 549 00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:48,934 I didn't know they were balls. 550 00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:57,734 Excuse me. 551 00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:01,201 Mm-Hmm. Yes, it was you. 552 00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:03,800 Well... Oh, boy oh boy. Hey. 553 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,368 - Hi. - Hi, cha cha. 554 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:08,567 - Hi, Larry. - I'm sorry about the other night. 555 00:25:08,734 --> 00:25:11,034 I was just trying to win "the newlywed game" is all. 556 00:25:11,201 --> 00:25:12,867 Look, I'm over it. I'm here. 557 00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:14,468 - Believe me, I'm way over it. - You know... 558 00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:17,201 - hey, everybody, who wants cake? - I do, I do. 559 00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:20,301 Oh, great great. The best cake I ever had. Come on. 560 00:25:20,401 --> 00:25:21,934 ...Give you a childish apology... 561 00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:23,767 No, because it was my routine and... 562 00:25:27,301 --> 00:25:29,201 Jeff! 563 00:25:29,301 --> 00:25:32,267 Jeff, the cake! Jeff! 564 00:26:02,001 --> 00:26:03,867 I'm... 565 00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:06,134 I'm so sorry. First of all, 566 00:26:06,267 --> 00:26:08,633 You have to understand something, okay? 567 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,201 My friend Jeff did not know... 568 00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:14,667 Did not know that there was a penis in that box 569 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,667 When he picked that up from the bakery. 570 00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:18,867 He called in the order and they gave him the box. 571 00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,967 He didn't look inside the box. 572 00:26:23,234 --> 00:26:25,368 How's Keysha? 573 00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:29,368 I finally got her to sleep. She's upset. 574 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,434 Of course. Of course she's upset. 575 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,800 Understandable. To see a big penis like that... 576 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,700 What are you gonna do? She's a little girl. 577 00:26:38,234 --> 00:26:41,533 Okay, you know... 578 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,533 The smoking-In-The-House 579 00:26:43,633 --> 00:26:46,034 I wanted to talk to you about. 580 00:26:46,134 --> 00:26:48,700 Um, is there any way 581 00:26:48,834 --> 00:26:50,734 Maybe you would consider 582 00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:53,734 Smoking... 583 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:56,167 Outside 584 00:26:56,267 --> 00:26:58,167 On occasion? 585 00:26:58,267 --> 00:27:00,800 How's the cake? 586 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,468 - Pretty good. - Mmm. 587 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,001 Pretty... Pretty good. 588 00:27:06,101 --> 00:27:08,101 You want some? 589 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:14,533 Good night. 590 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:18,001 Good night. 591 00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:36,900 - Where have you been? - Ate some penis. 592 00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:12,101 So what are we gonna do now, l.D.? 593 00:28:12,201 --> 00:28:14,934 Maybe some family will adopt us. 594 00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:16,734 Holy moly. 595 00:28:17,934 --> 00:28:19,500 What happened? 596 00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:22,834 - A fire. - Oh my God. 597 00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:26,900 What are you doing here? 598 00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:29,533 - Oh, I'm here for the party. - The party? 599 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:32,368 The party was yesterday. 600 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,201 What? 601 00:28:34,301 --> 00:28:36,500 Yesterday. The party was yesterday. 602 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,201 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME.