1 00:00:06,013 --> 00:00:09,249 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:01:37,539 --> 00:01:47,887 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Valyrian translation added for BluRay ShAaNiG release 00:02:06,767 You've got too much wood in there. 4 00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:10,437 But the more wood, the bigger the fire. 5 00:02:10,471 --> 00:02:12,573 It needs to breathe. 6 00:02:12,607 --> 00:02:14,542 Take off that big log. 7 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,423 Huh. You know your fires. 8 00:02:35,232 --> 00:02:38,935 Someone built your fires for you growing up? 9 00:02:38,969 --> 00:02:41,838 It doesn't get so cold down in the Reach. 10 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:45,708 And there were servants, of course. 11 00:02:45,743 --> 00:02:48,011 I knew you were highborn. 12 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:55,418 Oh, I found something at the Fist of the First Men. 13 00:02:57,801 --> 00:02:59,635 Buried treasure. 14 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:02,172 Thousands of years old. 15 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:03,806 I think. 16 00:03:04,975 --> 00:03:06,910 What does it do? 17 00:03:08,145 --> 00:03:10,646 I'm not sure that it does anything. 18 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,882 It's beautiful, though, isn't it? 19 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:15,217 ( baby coos ) 20 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:24,160 - How much longer? - Not so far. 21 00:03:24,194 --> 00:03:26,362 A few more days. 22 00:03:26,396 --> 00:03:29,733 Is the Wall as big as they say? 23 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:31,635 Bigger. 24 00:03:32,904 --> 00:03:35,873 So big you can't even see the top sometimes. 25 00:03:35,907 --> 00:03:37,909 It's hidden in clouds. 26 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:41,279 You're playing with me. 27 00:03:41,313 --> 00:03:45,484 I'm not. It's 700 feet high, 28 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:47,820 all made of ice. 29 00:03:47,888 --> 00:03:50,523 On a warm day you can see it weeping. 30 00:03:55,129 --> 00:03:58,431 Castle Black is nice enough. 31 00:03:58,465 --> 00:04:01,801 They keep a fire burning in the long hall 32 00:04:01,835 --> 00:04:03,570 day and night. 33 00:04:03,604 --> 00:04:07,741 And Hobb makes venison stew 34 00:04:07,775 --> 00:04:09,542 with onions. 35 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:10,977 Very tasty. 36 00:04:11,012 --> 00:04:15,315 Sometimes, one of the brothers will sing. 37 00:04:15,349 --> 00:04:17,884 Dareon sings best. 38 00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:20,019 - Do you sing? - No. 39 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:22,855 No, no, no. Not very well. 40 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:27,427 Sing me a song. 41 00:04:27,461 --> 00:04:31,064 Oh, all right. 42 00:04:31,099 --> 00:04:33,000 Let's see. 43 00:04:33,034 --> 00:04:34,801 ( baby coos ) 44 00:04:34,836 --> 00:04:37,770 Oh... ahem. 45 00:04:40,874 --> 00:04:43,976 ♪ The father's face is stern and strong ♪ 46 00:04:44,011 --> 00:04:47,113 ♪ He sits and judges right from wrong ♪ 47 00:04:47,147 --> 00:04:50,416 ♪ He weighs our lives, the short and long ♪ 48 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:53,686 ♪ And loves the little children ♪ 49 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,623 ♪ The mother gives the gift of life ♪ 50 00:04:57,657 --> 00:05:01,426 ♪ And watches over every wife ♪ 51 00:05:01,461 --> 00:05:05,798 ♪ Her gentle smile ends all strife ♪ 52 00:05:05,832 --> 00:05:09,568 ♪ And she loves her little children. ♪ 53 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:17,710 That's not how you skin a rabbit. 54 00:05:17,744 --> 00:05:19,212 I know how to skin a rabbit. 55 00:05:19,246 --> 00:05:21,581 Not by the looks of it. 56 00:05:37,197 --> 00:05:39,698 You grow up north of the Wall, 57 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:41,567 you learn the proper way to handle game. 58 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:44,036 I didn't see any game before I got here. 59 00:05:45,505 --> 00:05:47,640 If I had a bow, I could have shot a dozen rabbits. 60 00:05:47,674 --> 00:05:49,208 Well, I made this bow myself. 61 00:05:49,242 --> 00:05:51,362 Guess you don't learn how to do that north of the Wall. 62 00:05:51,377 --> 00:05:53,511 You learn how to use your fists, though. 63 00:05:53,546 --> 00:05:55,580 Oh, you're gonna punch the rabbits to death? 64 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,082 I had someone else in mind. 65 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:58,583 Well, someone else is sitting right here. 66 00:05:58,618 --> 00:06:01,086 You're both very good at skinning rabbits. 67 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,955 Some of us are just a little better. 68 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,957 Well, some of us would say thank you when someone else 69 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,059 hunts down their breakfast for them. 70 00:06:08,093 --> 00:06:10,028 Or don't they teach you to say thank you north of the Wall? 71 00:06:10,062 --> 00:06:13,698 You've got a big mouth, girl, and too many teeth. 72 00:06:13,732 --> 00:06:15,900 - Bran: Stop it! - Hodor. 73 00:06:15,934 --> 00:06:18,436 You've been fighting since you met. Just stop it. 74 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:21,272 Lady Reed here's got a stick so far up her ass, 75 00:06:21,306 --> 00:06:22,773 it's a wonder her feet touch the ground. 76 00:06:22,808 --> 00:06:25,143 You've been nasty to her every day. 77 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,577 Of course she's nasty back. 78 00:06:26,612 --> 00:06:28,212 Me? It's my fault? 79 00:06:28,246 --> 00:06:30,414 First time I met her, she put a knife to my throat. 80 00:06:30,448 --> 00:06:32,783 First time I met you, you held a knife at me. 81 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,654 We can't fight each other. 82 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,957 We'll never make it to the Wall. 83 00:06:39,992 --> 00:06:41,726 I want you both to make peace. 84 00:06:50,804 --> 00:06:52,905 Your way of skinning rabbits is quicker than mine. 85 00:06:52,939 --> 00:06:55,541 - I said so, didn't I? - Osha! 86 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:00,712 You're a good little hunter. 87 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,180 Thank you. 88 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:03,648 See? 89 00:07:03,683 --> 00:07:05,416 Not so hard, is it? Thank you. 90 00:07:05,451 --> 00:07:06,851 Don't push me. 91 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,753 ( Jojen gasping ) 92 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,263 Shh. 93 00:07:19,297 --> 00:07:21,332 I'm right here with you. 94 00:07:21,366 --> 00:07:23,300 What's happening? 95 00:07:23,335 --> 00:07:25,503 I'm right here with you. 96 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:28,405 What's wrong with him? 97 00:07:31,843 --> 00:07:34,611 The visions take their toll. 98 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:37,948 He's having one now? 99 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,136 I saw Jon Snow. 100 00:08:01,104 --> 00:08:03,139 You saw him? 101 00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:04,740 At Castle Black? 102 00:08:05,975 --> 00:08:08,443 He was on the wrong side of the Wall... 103 00:08:09,579 --> 00:08:11,079 surrounded by enemies. 104 00:08:20,523 --> 00:08:24,259 Used to be you couldn't find a tree within a mile of the Wall. 105 00:08:24,293 --> 00:08:27,429 Crows would come out every morning with axes. 106 00:08:30,699 --> 00:08:34,168 Your flock gets smaller every year. 107 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:42,277 You ever climbed it before? 108 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:44,380 No. 109 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:47,350 But Tormund's done it half a hundred times. 110 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,159 You're afraid. 111 00:08:56,962 --> 00:08:59,396 - Aren't you? - Aye. 112 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:02,166 It's a long way up and a long way down. 113 00:09:02,201 --> 00:09:04,569 But I've waited my whole life 114 00:09:04,603 --> 00:09:06,604 to see the world from up there. 115 00:09:11,043 --> 00:09:14,112 Here, sit down. I brought a pair for you. 116 00:09:15,481 --> 00:09:18,416 They're too big for you, but they're good. 117 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,285 You kill someone for them? 118 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:22,487 Nah. 119 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,289 I didn't kill him, 120 00:09:24,323 --> 00:09:26,691 but I bet his balls are still bruised. 121 00:09:33,466 --> 00:09:36,335 He wasn't good to me the way you're good to me. 122 00:09:37,704 --> 00:09:40,973 He didn't do that thing you do with your tongue. 123 00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:43,776 Can we not talk about that here? 124 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:46,279 ( mocking ) "Can we not talk about that here? 125 00:09:46,313 --> 00:09:48,114 I'm Jon Snow. 126 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:50,150 I've killed dead men and Qhorin Halfhand, 127 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:52,286 but I'm scared of naked girls." 128 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,821 Did I seem scared the other day? 129 00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:55,489 You were trembling like a leaf. 130 00:09:55,523 --> 00:09:57,057 Only in the beginning. 131 00:09:57,092 --> 00:09:58,559 ( chuckles ) 132 00:09:58,593 --> 00:10:00,461 Only in the beginning. 133 00:10:03,032 --> 00:10:05,600 You're a proper lover, Jon Snow. 134 00:10:05,634 --> 00:10:08,503 And don't worry. 135 00:10:08,537 --> 00:10:10,605 Your secret's safe with me. 136 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,074 What secret? 137 00:10:14,776 --> 00:10:16,577 Do you think I'm as dumb as all those girls 138 00:10:16,612 --> 00:10:20,547 in silk dresses you knew growing up? 139 00:10:20,582 --> 00:10:23,517 You're loyal and you're brave. 140 00:10:27,622 --> 00:10:29,389 You didn't stop being a crow 141 00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:32,125 the day you walked into Mance Rayder's tent. 142 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:41,168 But I'm your woman now, Jon Snow. 143 00:10:43,271 --> 00:10:46,674 You're going to be loyal to your woman. 144 00:10:51,513 --> 00:10:54,349 The Night's Watch don't care if you live or die. 145 00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:57,752 Mance Rayder don't care if I live or die. 146 00:10:57,786 --> 00:10:59,354 We're just soldiers in their armies 147 00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:01,690 and there's plenty more to carry on if we go down. 148 00:11:09,332 --> 00:11:11,901 It's you and me 149 00:11:11,935 --> 00:11:15,004 that matters to me and you. 150 00:11:18,642 --> 00:11:20,976 Don't ever betray me. 151 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:29,785 I won't. 152 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,888 'Cause I'll cut your pretty cock right off 153 00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,224 and wear it 'round my neck. 154 00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:48,802 Sink your metal deep 155 00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:52,372 and make sure it holds before taking your next step. 156 00:11:53,274 --> 00:11:54,908 And if you fall, 157 00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:56,677 don't scream. 158 00:11:56,711 --> 00:12:00,348 You don't want that to be the last thing she remembers. 159 00:12:00,382 --> 00:12:02,450 ( laughs ) 160 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,630 Arya: Joffrey. 161 00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,636 Cersei. 162 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,538 Ilyn Payne. 163 00:12:23,807 --> 00:12:25,674 You're good. 164 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,015 You're not as good as you think you are. 165 00:12:34,718 --> 00:12:37,352 Face, tits, balls-- 166 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:38,954 I hit 'em right where I wanted to. 167 00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:42,724 Aye, but you took your sweet time of it. 168 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:46,261 You won't be fighting straw men, little lady. 169 00:12:48,197 --> 00:12:50,531 Show me your position. 170 00:12:53,301 --> 00:12:55,102 Keep your elbow high. 171 00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:58,105 You want your back doing the hard labor. 172 00:13:00,074 --> 00:13:02,041 You're holding. 173 00:13:02,076 --> 00:13:03,810 Never hold. 174 00:13:03,844 --> 00:13:06,779 - What? - Your muscles tense up when you hold. 175 00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:09,081 Pull the string back to the center of your chin 176 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:10,582 and release. 177 00:13:10,616 --> 00:13:12,517 Never hold. 178 00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,586 But I have to aim. 179 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,288 Never aim. 180 00:13:16,322 --> 00:13:17,889 Never aim? 181 00:13:17,924 --> 00:13:21,660 Your eye knows where it wants the arrow to go. 182 00:13:21,694 --> 00:13:23,895 Trust your eye. 183 00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:30,101 There's someone out there. 184 00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:51,155 That's about far enough. 185 00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:57,294 We come as friends. 186 00:13:57,328 --> 00:13:59,129 Anguy: Begging your pardon, m'lady, 187 00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:01,264 but we'll be the judge of that. 188 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,234 Valar morghulis. 189 00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:07,303 Thoros: Valar dohaeris. 190 00:14:08,538 --> 00:14:11,790 I don't see many priestesses of R'hollor in the Riverlands. 191 00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:14,901 You are Thoros of Myr. 192 00:14:16,394 --> 00:14:20,081 The High Priest gave you a mission. 193 00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:23,695 Turn King Robert away from his idols and towards to Lord of Light. 194 00:14:24,491 --> 00:14:25,858 What happened? 195 00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:27,399 I failed. 196 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,894 You quit, you mean. 197 00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:33,410 The heathen continue to slaughter each other and you continue to get drunk. 198 00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:38,987 You workship Him your way, and I'll workship Him mine. 199 00:14:39,869 --> 00:14:42,310 Do you speak the Common tongue? 200 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:46,109 My friends here don't speak High Valyrian. 201 00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:49,879 Why are you here, my lady? 202 00:15:02,493 --> 00:15:04,594 Forgive my manners. 203 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,630 I don't see many ladies these days. 204 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:09,532 Lucky for the ladies. 205 00:15:38,995 --> 00:15:41,096 How many times has the Lord brought him back? 206 00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:42,965 Six. 207 00:15:45,302 --> 00:15:47,570 _ 208 00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:50,811 _ 209 00:15:51,802 --> 00:15:53,863 _ 210 00:15:53,983 --> 00:15:55,925 _ 211 00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:59,385 _ 212 00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:01,690 _ 213 00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:10,861 I've always been a terrible priest. 214 00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,765 Drank too much rum. 215 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,900 Fucked all the whores in King's Landing. 216 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,636 It's a terrible thing to say, 217 00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:23,572 but by the time I came to Westeros, I didn't believe in our Lord. 218 00:16:26,309 --> 00:16:29,077 I decided that He, that all the gods, 219 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:32,648 were stories we told the children to make them behave. 220 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:37,420 So I wore the robes and every now and then I'd recite the prayers, 221 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,523 but it was just for show. 222 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:45,262 A spectacle for the locals. 223 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,732 Until the Mountain drove a lance through this one's heart. 224 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:56,274 I knelt beside his cold body 225 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,109 and said the old words. 226 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,845 Not because I believed in them, but... 227 00:17:03,215 --> 00:17:06,118 he was my friend 228 00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:08,454 and he was dead. 229 00:17:09,656 --> 00:17:11,591 And they were the only words I knew. 230 00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:16,128 And for the first time in my life, the Lord replied. 231 00:17:18,364 --> 00:17:20,465 Beric's eyes opened 232 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,234 and I knew the truth. 233 00:17:23,269 --> 00:17:26,271 Our god is the one true god. 234 00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:31,008 And all men must serve Him. 235 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,086 You've been to the other side. 236 00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:44,089 The other side? 237 00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,993 There is no other side. 238 00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:51,696 I have been to the darkness, my lady. 239 00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:58,504 He sent you to us for a reason. 240 00:17:59,973 --> 00:18:02,308 You have someone He needs. 241 00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:06,179 Anguy: Bodkin point. 242 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:09,116 Penetrates plate at 200 yards. 243 00:18:12,954 --> 00:18:14,989 Can you make 'em? 244 00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:17,391 Yeah, nothing tricky about it. 245 00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:19,727 Just need decent steel. 246 00:18:19,761 --> 00:18:21,061 I'll get you the steel. 247 00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:23,331 Man: Come on. 248 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,601 Arya: I don't like that woman. 249 00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:31,473 That's 'cause you're a girl. 250 00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:33,241 What does that have to do with anything? 251 00:18:39,515 --> 00:18:41,115 Forgive me, lad. 252 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,988 What are you doing? Let go of him. 253 00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,657 - Tell them to stop. - Come on. 254 00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:51,491 He wants to be one of you. 255 00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:53,793 He wants to join the Brotherhood. Stop them! 256 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,995 We serve the Lord of Light 257 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,231 and the Lord of Light needs this boy. 258 00:18:58,265 --> 00:19:00,867 Did the Lord of Light tell you that or did she? 259 00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:09,976 You're not doing this for your god. 260 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,678 You're doing it for gold. 261 00:19:11,712 --> 00:19:13,880 We're doing it for both, girl. 262 00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:17,084 We can't defend the people without weapons 263 00:19:17,118 --> 00:19:19,386 and horses and food. 264 00:19:19,421 --> 00:19:23,091 And we can't get weapons and horses and food without gold. 265 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:26,060 Gendry: You told me this was a Brotherhood. 266 00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:28,563 You told me I could be one of you. 267 00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,206 You are more than they can ever be. 268 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,108 They're just foot soldiers in the great war. 269 00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,778 You will make kings rise and fall. 270 00:19:54,557 --> 00:19:57,726 You're a witch. You're going to hurt him. 271 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:05,000 I see a darkness in you. 272 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:09,471 And in that darkness, eyes staring back at me-- 273 00:20:09,506 --> 00:20:11,507 brown eyes, 274 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,811 blue eyes, green eyes. 275 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:18,014 Eyes you'll shut forever. 276 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,554 We will meet again. 277 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,860 - ( horse neighs ) - ( wheels squeaking ) 278 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,371 ( pickaxes clanging ) 279 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,501 You staring at my ass, Jon Snow? 280 00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:53,279 You all right? 281 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,251 Just seeing if you can take a hit, lad. 282 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:01,954 ( laughing ) 283 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,693 ( horn blowing ) 284 00:22:07,728 --> 00:22:09,796 ( gasps ) 285 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:15,968 Sorry. Were you sleeping? 286 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,070 Wa-- 287 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:23,142 Wa--? Wa--? 288 00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:26,079 Water? 289 00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:28,148 You want some water. 290 00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:33,220 I wish I had some for you. 291 00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,424 ( whimpering ) 292 00:22:47,203 --> 00:22:49,604 So let's play a game. 293 00:22:50,773 --> 00:22:54,009 Which body part do you need the least? 294 00:22:55,612 --> 00:22:59,081 - Please. - Please is not a body part. 295 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,417 I'll tell you everything, please. 296 00:23:01,451 --> 00:23:05,988 But you've already told me everything. 297 00:23:06,023 --> 00:23:08,524 Remember? 298 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,994 Your daddy was mean to you. 299 00:23:11,028 --> 00:23:14,364 The Starks didn't appreciate you. 300 00:23:15,432 --> 00:23:18,001 One good bit, though. 301 00:23:18,035 --> 00:23:20,236 The Stark boys, 302 00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:22,972 they're still alive. 303 00:23:24,107 --> 00:23:28,109 Wouldn't that be a hunt to remember? 304 00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:32,080 You failed, but I'm a better hunter than you. 305 00:23:33,816 --> 00:23:35,817 Now... 306 00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:37,819 how about your little finger? 307 00:23:37,854 --> 00:23:39,688 You don't use that for much, do you? 308 00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:42,891 No? Good. Let's start with that. 309 00:23:47,163 --> 00:23:48,930 ( groans ) 310 00:23:52,936 --> 00:23:55,604 You've been wondering why you're here. 311 00:23:55,638 --> 00:23:58,140 Haven't you? 312 00:23:58,174 --> 00:24:00,008 Where you are. 313 00:24:00,043 --> 00:24:01,810 Who I am. 314 00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:04,646 Why I'm doing this to you. 315 00:24:06,249 --> 00:24:08,484 So guess. 316 00:24:08,518 --> 00:24:10,753 If you guess right, 317 00:24:10,787 --> 00:24:12,354 I'll tell you. 318 00:24:12,389 --> 00:24:15,357 By the old gods and the new, I swear it. 319 00:24:17,293 --> 00:24:18,794 You win the game 320 00:24:18,828 --> 00:24:20,896 if you can figure out who I am 321 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:22,464 and why I'm torturing you 322 00:24:22,499 --> 00:24:25,834 and I win the game if you beg me to cut off your finger. 323 00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:31,507 If I win, you'll let me go? 324 00:24:33,543 --> 00:24:36,311 If you think this has a happy ending, 325 00:24:36,345 --> 00:24:39,347 you haven't been paying attention. 326 00:24:39,381 --> 00:24:41,015 Please. 327 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:44,986 You say please again and you'll wish you hadn't. 328 00:24:48,423 --> 00:24:50,591 You first. 329 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,726 Where are we? 330 00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:56,330 - The North. - Too vague. 331 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:57,998 Deepwood Motte. 332 00:24:58,032 --> 00:25:00,200 ( laughing ) 333 00:25:00,235 --> 00:25:02,469 Terrible guess. 334 00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:07,675 ( crying out ) 335 00:25:10,145 --> 00:25:12,680 Now, where? 336 00:25:13,616 --> 00:25:15,684 Last Hearth. 337 00:25:15,718 --> 00:25:18,787 Do I look like a fucking Umber to you? 338 00:25:19,756 --> 00:25:21,857 ( screams ) 339 00:25:21,891 --> 00:25:23,992 Karhold! 340 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:32,533 Karhold? 341 00:25:35,337 --> 00:25:37,271 How did you know that? 342 00:25:38,674 --> 00:25:41,710 Did you see any banners flying when we came in? 343 00:25:41,744 --> 00:25:43,344 No. 344 00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:45,947 It was just a guess. 345 00:25:45,982 --> 00:25:49,485 Very good, Lord Theon. 346 00:25:52,022 --> 00:25:53,422 And who am I? 347 00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:56,625 Torrhen Karstark. 348 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:58,561 He's dead. 349 00:25:58,595 --> 00:26:01,197 Strangled by the Kingslayer. 350 00:26:02,999 --> 00:26:05,534 He was your brother. 351 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:14,309 Your father is Lord Rickard Karstark. 352 00:26:22,851 --> 00:26:26,086 - You swore to tell me if I-- - You're right. 353 00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:31,758 Lord Rickard Karstark is Robb Stark's bannerman. 354 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,726 I betrayed Robb. 355 00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:37,363 That's why you're torturing me. 356 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:41,334 Yes. 357 00:26:44,805 --> 00:26:46,506 You win. 358 00:26:56,884 --> 00:27:00,553 Of course, you forgot to ask one question. 359 00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:04,090 You forgot to ask if I'm a liar. 360 00:27:05,726 --> 00:27:09,829 ( screams ) 361 00:27:09,864 --> 00:27:12,499 I'm afraid I am. 362 00:27:12,533 --> 00:27:14,434 ( screaming ) 363 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,704 Everything I told you is a lie. 364 00:27:17,739 --> 00:27:20,374 ( screaming ) 365 00:27:20,408 --> 00:27:23,211 This isn't happening to you for a reason. 366 00:27:23,245 --> 00:27:26,981 Well, one reason-- I enjoy it. 367 00:27:27,016 --> 00:27:30,252 Please, cut it off! Cut it off! Cut it off! 368 00:27:30,286 --> 00:27:33,956 ( screaming ) 369 00:27:36,392 --> 00:27:37,993 I win. 370 00:27:38,027 --> 00:27:40,696 Robb: Thank you for riding here so quickly. 371 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:43,231 I know travel isn't easy in these times. 372 00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:46,001 The roads are crawling with cutthroats and bandits. 373 00:27:46,035 --> 00:27:49,505 But when the King of the North summons us, we come. 374 00:27:49,539 --> 00:27:51,940 Lothar: Our father has instructed us to tell you 375 00:27:51,975 --> 00:27:54,710 that his alliance with the North can continue 376 00:27:54,744 --> 00:27:57,413 if his terms are met. 377 00:27:57,447 --> 00:28:00,382 Lord Frey requires a formal apology 378 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,418 for your violation of your sacred oath 379 00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:03,786 to marry one of his daughters. 380 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,922 Of course. He deserves as much. I was in the wrong. 381 00:28:06,957 --> 00:28:09,391 As restitution for this betrayal, 382 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,528 he demands Harrenhal and all its attendant lands. 383 00:28:12,562 --> 00:28:15,897 - I don't think that's-- - We are fighting for the North. 384 00:28:16,933 --> 00:28:18,900 Harrenhal is not in the North. 385 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:22,604 It is his once the war is over 386 00:28:22,638 --> 00:28:25,273 and we have no further strategic need for it. 387 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,109 And there's something else. 388 00:28:29,144 --> 00:28:31,945 We will do whatever we can to give Lord Frey what he needs. 389 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:35,549 Not what, whom. 390 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,953 What? 391 00:28:42,858 --> 00:28:45,927 ( chuckles ) No. 392 00:28:45,961 --> 00:28:48,196 Our father requires Lord Edmure to wed 393 00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:50,165 one of his daughters-- Roslin. 394 00:28:50,199 --> 00:28:52,034 How old is she? 395 00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:53,302 19. 396 00:28:53,336 --> 00:28:54,903 Could I see her first? 397 00:28:54,937 --> 00:28:56,071 You want to count her teeth? 398 00:28:56,105 --> 00:28:58,840 We depart for the Twins in the morning. 399 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,909 We need an answer before we leave 400 00:29:00,943 --> 00:29:02,643 and a wedding not more than a fortnight thereafter 401 00:29:02,678 --> 00:29:04,712 or this alliance is at an end. 402 00:29:04,746 --> 00:29:07,315 Your father does realize we're in the middle of a war? 403 00:29:07,349 --> 00:29:10,017 Father is old. 404 00:29:10,051 --> 00:29:12,052 It will put his heart at peace 405 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:14,954 if he could see her wed to a good husband. 406 00:29:14,989 --> 00:29:17,824 And his recent experience has made him wary 407 00:29:17,892 --> 00:29:19,760 of long engagements. 408 00:29:19,794 --> 00:29:21,595 He has every right to be. 409 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:24,931 Please excuse us while we discuss it. 410 00:29:41,483 --> 00:29:45,052 Why should I let that old ferret choose my bride for me? 411 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:48,156 At the very least, I should be offered the same choice you were. 412 00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:49,624 I'm his liege lord. 413 00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:51,859 Robb: He's a proud man and we've wounded him. 414 00:29:51,894 --> 00:29:53,861 I didn't wound him. 415 00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:55,530 My answer is no. 416 00:29:59,802 --> 00:30:01,502 Listen to me 417 00:30:01,537 --> 00:30:04,506 and listen very carefully. You-- 418 00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:07,242 The laws of gods and men are very clear. 419 00:30:07,276 --> 00:30:09,744 No man can compel another man to marry. 420 00:30:09,779 --> 00:30:12,347 The laws of my fist are about to compel your teeth. 421 00:30:12,381 --> 00:30:15,583 It's all right. You heard him. 422 00:30:15,651 --> 00:30:18,820 If you refuse, our alliance with the Freys is dead. 423 00:30:18,854 --> 00:30:22,256 He's wanted me for one of his daughters since I was 12. 424 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:25,059 He's not gonna stop wanting it now. 425 00:30:25,094 --> 00:30:27,462 When I say no, he will come back 426 00:30:27,496 --> 00:30:29,497 and offer me a daughter of my choosing. 427 00:30:29,532 --> 00:30:31,366 You're willing to risk our freedom 428 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,835 and our lives for a chance at a prettier wife? 429 00:30:33,869 --> 00:30:36,204 I have a war to fight. 430 00:30:36,238 --> 00:30:38,239 We can't win it without them. 431 00:30:38,274 --> 00:30:40,108 I have no time to haggle. 432 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,277 You said you wanted to make amends for the Stone Mill. 433 00:30:42,311 --> 00:30:46,215 You recall that heroic engagement? 434 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:53,156 I had something less permanent in mind. 435 00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:55,625 I've won every battle, 436 00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:57,494 but I'm losing this war. 437 00:30:59,297 --> 00:31:02,499 If we don't do this and do it now, 438 00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:04,601 we're lost. 439 00:31:10,007 --> 00:31:11,875 I'll marry her. 440 00:31:11,909 --> 00:31:14,811 You're paying for my sins, Uncle. 441 00:31:14,845 --> 00:31:17,681 It's not fair or right. 442 00:31:17,715 --> 00:31:19,516 I'll remember it. 443 00:31:25,489 --> 00:31:27,157 Roose: I see my men have finally found you 444 00:31:27,191 --> 00:31:29,259 something appropriate to wear. 445 00:31:29,293 --> 00:31:33,196 Brienne: Yes. Most kind of them. 446 00:31:33,230 --> 00:31:35,297 You're a Stark bannerman, Lord Bolton. 447 00:31:35,332 --> 00:31:37,967 I am acting on Lady Stark's orders 448 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:40,002 to return Jaime Lannister to King's Landing. 449 00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:43,638 When King Robb left Harrenhal, his mother was his prisoner. 450 00:31:43,673 --> 00:31:45,273 If she wasn't his mother, 451 00:31:45,307 --> 00:31:47,408 he'd have hanged her for treason. 452 00:31:54,616 --> 00:31:56,883 I should send you back to Robb Stark. 453 00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:59,152 You should. 454 00:31:59,187 --> 00:32:01,621 But instead, you're sitting here 455 00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:04,291 watching me fail at dinner. 456 00:32:04,325 --> 00:32:06,493 Why might that be? 457 00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:08,395 Wars cost money. 458 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:10,397 Many people would pay a great deal for you. 459 00:32:10,431 --> 00:32:13,100 We both know who would pay the most. 460 00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:16,203 Or make you pay the most 461 00:32:16,237 --> 00:32:17,904 if he found out you had captured me 462 00:32:17,939 --> 00:32:20,173 and sent me back up north for a summary execution. 463 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:22,576 You're right. 464 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:26,413 Perhaps the safest thing to do is to kill you both and burn your bodies. 465 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:28,382 It would be, 466 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:31,719 if you honestly believed my father would never find out about it. 467 00:32:31,753 --> 00:32:34,421 King Robb is keeping your father quite busy. 468 00:32:34,456 --> 00:32:36,790 He doesn't have time for anything else. 469 00:32:36,825 --> 00:32:38,993 He'll make time for you. 470 00:32:42,331 --> 00:32:43,831 As soon as you're well enough to travel, 471 00:32:43,866 --> 00:32:46,668 I will allow you to go to King's Landing 472 00:32:46,702 --> 00:32:50,205 as restitution for the mistakes my soldiers made. 473 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,608 And you will swear to tell your father the truth, 474 00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:56,178 that I had nothing to do with your maiming. 475 00:33:02,952 --> 00:33:05,620 - Shall we drink on it? - I don't partake. 476 00:33:07,457 --> 00:33:11,160 You do understand how suspicious that is to ordinary people? 477 00:33:12,629 --> 00:33:14,630 Very well. 478 00:33:14,664 --> 00:33:16,699 My lady, 479 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:19,802 may our journey continue without further incident. 480 00:33:19,836 --> 00:33:21,570 Oh, she won't be going with you. 481 00:33:21,604 --> 00:33:24,306 I am charged with bringing Ser Jaime to-- 482 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:27,108 You are charged with abetting treason. 483 00:33:27,143 --> 00:33:29,277 I'm afraid I must insist. 484 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:31,979 You're in no place to insist on anything. 485 00:33:32,013 --> 00:33:34,148 I would have hoped you'd learned your lesson 486 00:33:34,182 --> 00:33:38,018 about overplaying your position. 487 00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:44,158 - Olenna: Impossible. - Why? 488 00:33:44,192 --> 00:33:46,527 My grandson is the pride of Highgarden. 489 00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:49,697 The most desirable bachelor in all seven kingdoms. 490 00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:52,333 - Your daughter-- - Is rich, 491 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:56,103 the most beautiful woman in all seven kingdoms... 492 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,139 and the mother of the king. 493 00:33:59,174 --> 00:34:00,574 Old. 494 00:34:01,443 --> 00:34:02,443 Old? 495 00:34:02,477 --> 00:34:05,546 Old. 496 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:08,048 I'm something of an expert on the subject. 497 00:34:08,082 --> 00:34:10,684 Her change will be upon her before long. 498 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,221 I'll spare you the details of what will happen then. 499 00:34:14,255 --> 00:34:16,957 You men may have a stomach for bloodshed and slaughter, 500 00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:19,393 but this is another matter entirely. 501 00:34:19,427 --> 00:34:23,063 The years punish us as well, I promise you that. 502 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:29,470 My stomach remains quite strong, however. 503 00:34:29,504 --> 00:34:31,339 The only thing that might turn it 504 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:35,076 are details of your grandson's nocturnal activities. 505 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,312 - Do you deny them? - Oh, not at all. 506 00:34:38,346 --> 00:34:40,381 A sword swallower through and through. 507 00:34:40,415 --> 00:34:42,182 And a boy with his affliction 508 00:34:42,217 --> 00:34:44,218 should be grateful for the opportunity 509 00:34:44,252 --> 00:34:47,287 to marry the most beautiful woman in the kingdoms 510 00:34:47,355 --> 00:34:49,188 and remove the stain from his name. 511 00:34:49,223 --> 00:34:52,458 Did you grow up with boy cousins, Lord Tywin? 512 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:54,493 Sons of your father's bannermen, 513 00:34:54,528 --> 00:34:56,362 squires, stable boys? 514 00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:58,697 Of course. 515 00:34:58,731 --> 00:35:01,900 And you never... 516 00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:03,969 No. 517 00:35:04,003 --> 00:35:06,004 Not once? 518 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:07,606 Not in any way? 519 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,508 Never. 520 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,478 I congratulate you upon your restraint. 521 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,780 But it's a natural thing, two boys having a go 522 00:35:14,814 --> 00:35:16,448 at each other beneath the sheets. 523 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:19,051 Perhaps Highgarden has a high tolerance 524 00:35:19,085 --> 00:35:20,986 for unnatural behavior. 525 00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:22,454 I wouldn't say that. 526 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:24,757 True, we don't tie ourselves in knots 527 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:27,960 over a discreet bit of buggery, but... 528 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:31,731 brothers and sisters-- 529 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,301 where I come from, that stain 530 00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,804 would be very difficult to wash out. 531 00:35:37,838 --> 00:35:40,440 I will not breathe further life 532 00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,876 into a malicious lie by discussing it. 533 00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:46,513 Lie or not, 534 00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:49,683 you must admit many people find it quite convincing. 535 00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:52,253 Convincing enough to put swords in their hands 536 00:35:52,287 --> 00:35:54,321 and send them off to kill Lannisters 537 00:35:54,356 --> 00:35:57,391 and Tyrells thanks to our new affiliation. 538 00:35:57,425 --> 00:35:59,493 I don't care what people believe. 539 00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:02,362 And neither do you. 540 00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:05,966 ( chuckles ) As an authority on myself, I must disagree. 541 00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:10,171 Now, if the rumors about my children were true, 542 00:36:10,205 --> 00:36:13,107 then Joffrey is no king at all 543 00:36:13,141 --> 00:36:17,311 and House Tyrell is throwing its prized flower into the dirt. 544 00:36:17,346 --> 00:36:21,049 And if Cersei is too old to give Loras children, 545 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:25,253 we're throwing another prized flower into the dirt. 546 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:28,824 It is a chance we simply cannot take. 547 00:36:28,858 --> 00:36:31,393 The uncertainty makes you uncomfortable. 548 00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:34,630 All right. 549 00:36:34,664 --> 00:36:37,198 I'll remove it for you. 550 00:36:37,233 --> 00:36:40,034 If you refuse to marry Loras to Cersei, 551 00:36:40,069 --> 00:36:42,937 I will name him to the Kingsguard. 552 00:36:42,971 --> 00:36:46,406 I'm sure you're familiar with the Kingsguard vows. 553 00:36:46,441 --> 00:36:48,441 He will never marry. 554 00:36:48,476 --> 00:36:50,276 - He will never have children. - Oh... 555 00:36:50,311 --> 00:36:52,211 The Tyrell name will fade. 556 00:36:52,246 --> 00:36:54,914 And Highgarden will go to the children 557 00:36:54,948 --> 00:36:56,449 of Joffrey and Margaery. 558 00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:58,952 You would have your grandson protected 559 00:36:58,986 --> 00:37:00,821 by someone who disgusts you? 560 00:37:00,855 --> 00:37:04,458 I would have my grandson protected by a skilled warrior 561 00:37:04,492 --> 00:37:07,829 who takes his vows seriously. 562 00:37:07,863 --> 00:37:10,698 So, shall I draw up the order? 563 00:37:12,234 --> 00:37:14,636 Or do you consent to this marriage? 564 00:37:19,307 --> 00:37:21,341 It's a rare enough thing-- 565 00:37:21,409 --> 00:37:25,279 a man who lives up to his reputation. 566 00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:31,051 - ( men shouting ) - ( wind howling ) 567 00:37:53,006 --> 00:37:56,308 ( cracking ) 568 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:15,193 ( screaming ) 569 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,464 No! 570 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,101 ( screams ) 571 00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:24,236 ( screaming ) 572 00:38:24,271 --> 00:38:27,707 - ( grunts ) - ( screaming ) 573 00:38:31,111 --> 00:38:34,214 ( grunting, shouting ) 574 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:40,853 We've gotta cut them loose! 575 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:43,155 No! 576 00:38:58,439 --> 00:39:00,240 ( grunts ) 577 00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:06,312 ( grunts ) 578 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,386 ( screams ) 579 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:18,224 - ( grunts ) - ( yelling ) 580 00:39:18,258 --> 00:39:21,060 ( grunting ) 581 00:39:28,636 --> 00:39:30,403 Take my hand! 582 00:39:36,978 --> 00:39:39,780 ( panting ) 583 00:40:06,275 --> 00:40:08,343 Sansa: That's a wonderful pin. 584 00:40:08,377 --> 00:40:11,880 Oh, it's more of a brooch, really. 585 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:18,587 Though I suppose a brooch is a sort of pin, so... 586 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,295 I'm very happy about... 587 00:40:27,329 --> 00:40:29,130 Uh, yes. 588 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:31,332 I-I am as well. 589 00:40:33,636 --> 00:40:35,670 I feel like I'm in a dream. 590 00:40:35,705 --> 00:40:39,475 Yes, me, too. Definitely. 591 00:40:39,509 --> 00:40:42,044 I've dreamed of a large wedding since I was quite young. 592 00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:43,279 The guests, 593 00:40:43,313 --> 00:40:46,482 the food, the tournaments. 594 00:40:49,554 --> 00:40:52,089 And the bride, of course. 595 00:40:55,894 --> 00:40:58,529 The most beautiful bride in the world 596 00:40:58,563 --> 00:41:00,163 in a beautiful gown of gold 597 00:41:00,198 --> 00:41:02,766 and green brocade with fringed sleeves. 598 00:41:05,203 --> 00:41:07,438 Have you ever been to Highgarden, my lady? 599 00:41:08,573 --> 00:41:10,207 No. I had never left Winterfell 600 00:41:10,241 --> 00:41:13,244 before I came to King's Landing. 601 00:41:13,278 --> 00:41:14,845 But it sounds wonderful. 602 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,481 I can't wait to see it. 603 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:19,617 And to leave this place. 604 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,487 It's terrible, isn't it? 605 00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:27,492 The most terrible place there is. 606 00:41:37,003 --> 00:41:40,238 Tyrion: I don't suppose there's anything we can do about this. 607 00:41:40,272 --> 00:41:42,540 We can have them both killed. 608 00:41:44,343 --> 00:41:46,310 It's hard to say which of the four of us 609 00:41:46,345 --> 00:41:49,347 is getting the worst of this arrangement. 610 00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:51,315 Probably Sansa. 611 00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:53,184 Though Loras will certainly come to know 612 00:41:53,218 --> 00:41:55,987 a deep and singular misery. 613 00:41:56,021 --> 00:41:58,757 Father doesn't discriminate. 614 00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:01,627 We're all being shipped off to hell together. 615 00:42:01,661 --> 00:42:03,762 On a boat you built. 616 00:42:03,797 --> 00:42:06,833 The Tyrells were plotting to undermine our family. 617 00:42:06,867 --> 00:42:09,403 I did what I did to protect our family. 618 00:42:09,437 --> 00:42:11,538 I'm your family. 619 00:42:12,473 --> 00:42:14,508 A member of your family 620 00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:17,578 who has actively contributed to that family's survival. 621 00:42:18,646 --> 00:42:20,413 Whether or not you or Father 622 00:42:20,448 --> 00:42:22,449 or anyone else wants to admit it. 623 00:42:22,484 --> 00:42:24,785 I do admit it. 624 00:42:24,819 --> 00:42:27,454 If it weren't for your trick with the wildfire, 625 00:42:27,489 --> 00:42:30,791 Stannis would have sacked the city before Father got here. 626 00:42:30,825 --> 00:42:33,894 Our heads would still be rotting on the city gate. 627 00:42:33,929 --> 00:42:38,265 Trying to have me killed is an odd way of saying thank you. 628 00:42:40,402 --> 00:42:42,470 There are two people in King's Landing 629 00:42:42,504 --> 00:42:44,671 who can give an order to a Kingsguard. 630 00:42:44,706 --> 00:42:47,675 Did you or did you not order Ser Mandon 631 00:42:47,709 --> 00:42:50,611 to kill me during the Battle of the Blackwater? 632 00:43:00,187 --> 00:43:02,622 The impulse I understand. 633 00:43:03,825 --> 00:43:06,760 He hates me because I'm the only one 634 00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:09,663 who tells him what he really is. 635 00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:16,970 So, fair enough. He wants me dead. 636 00:43:17,005 --> 00:43:19,006 But his stupidity? 637 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,043 He could have had me poisoned and no one would have known. 638 00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:26,546 But the king orders a Kingsguard 639 00:43:26,581 --> 00:43:28,749 to murder the Hand of the King 640 00:43:28,783 --> 00:43:30,684 in full view of his own army. 641 00:43:30,718 --> 00:43:32,252 The boy's an idiot. 642 00:43:32,287 --> 00:43:33,687 What do you want me to say? 643 00:43:33,721 --> 00:43:36,723 I want you to tell me if my life is still in danger. 644 00:43:36,758 --> 00:43:38,492 Probably. 645 00:43:38,526 --> 00:43:40,227 But not from Joffrey. 646 00:43:40,262 --> 00:43:42,429 He won't do anything now Father's here. 647 00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:46,701 Seven kingdoms united in fear 648 00:43:46,735 --> 00:43:48,869 of Tywin Lannister. 649 00:43:48,904 --> 00:43:51,272 Not the Tyrells. 650 00:43:51,306 --> 00:43:53,341 Soon they won't need to be afraid of him. 651 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:54,809 Joffrey will belong to Margaery, 652 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:56,744 the little doe-eyed whore. 653 00:43:56,778 --> 00:43:59,780 And so will his children and their children. 654 00:43:59,815 --> 00:44:02,050 History will be taken from our hands. 655 00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:06,621 You may escape, at least. 656 00:44:06,655 --> 00:44:08,289 Once Jaime gets back, 657 00:44:08,324 --> 00:44:10,825 Ser Loras may come down with a terrible case 658 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:14,062 of sword through bowels. 659 00:44:14,096 --> 00:44:16,064 When Jaime gets back, yes. 660 00:44:16,098 --> 00:44:17,766 But when do we think that's going to be? 661 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,634 He's out there somewhere. 662 00:44:21,437 --> 00:44:25,307 Jaime or not, I'm truly fucked. 663 00:44:28,378 --> 00:44:30,513 Who's going to tell her? 664 00:44:31,915 --> 00:44:34,249 Do you think people will like it? 665 00:44:34,284 --> 00:44:36,785 I don't think they will even notice it. 666 00:44:36,819 --> 00:44:39,288 You're right. It's not my wedding. 667 00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:42,258 Anyway, from what I can tell, 668 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:44,460 the dressmakers in Highgarden will be far superior 669 00:44:44,494 --> 00:44:46,061 to the ones in King's Landing. 670 00:44:46,096 --> 00:44:49,431 They'd never make me anything as dull as this for my wedding. 671 00:44:50,634 --> 00:44:53,335 Loras likes green and gold brocade. 672 00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:55,237 I'm sure he does. 673 00:44:56,706 --> 00:44:58,640 Will they let me invite my family? 674 00:44:58,675 --> 00:45:01,076 They haven't asked my opinion. 675 00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:03,479 But do you think they will? 676 00:45:03,513 --> 00:45:05,114 No. 677 00:45:12,055 --> 00:45:13,755 Lady Sansa, Lord Tyrion to see you. 678 00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:16,625 - Should I-- - I beg your pardon, my lady. 679 00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:19,028 Good afternoon, Lord Tyrion. 680 00:45:19,063 --> 00:45:21,598 I was just trying on a gown for King Joffrey's wedding. 681 00:45:23,067 --> 00:45:27,537 Yes, it should be quite a wedding. 682 00:45:27,571 --> 00:45:29,973 I need to speak with you, Lady Sansa. 683 00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:31,508 Of course. 684 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:34,211 Alone, if I may. 685 00:45:34,246 --> 00:45:35,946 Why do you need to speak to her alone? 686 00:45:35,981 --> 00:45:37,782 Shae. 687 00:45:37,816 --> 00:45:39,583 Please excuse her, Lord Tyrion. 688 00:45:39,618 --> 00:45:41,119 She's not from here. 689 00:45:41,153 --> 00:45:42,353 But I trust her, 690 00:45:42,387 --> 00:45:44,656 even though she tells me not to. 691 00:45:46,325 --> 00:45:50,162 Sometimes we think we want to hear something 692 00:45:50,196 --> 00:45:53,265 and it's only afterwards when it's too late 693 00:45:53,299 --> 00:45:56,067 that we realize we wished we'd heard it 694 00:45:56,102 --> 00:45:58,236 under entirely different circumstances. 695 00:45:58,271 --> 00:46:00,105 It's all right, really. 696 00:46:03,642 --> 00:46:05,877 How to begin? 697 00:46:08,447 --> 00:46:11,015 It's-- this-- 698 00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:14,686 this-- this is awkward. 699 00:46:16,722 --> 00:46:18,756 1,000 blades 700 00:46:18,791 --> 00:46:21,859 taken from the hands of Aegon's fallen enemies, 701 00:46:21,894 --> 00:46:25,296 forged in the fiery breath of Balerion the Dread. 702 00:46:25,330 --> 00:46:28,066 There aren't 1,000 blades. 703 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,668 There aren't even 200. 704 00:46:30,703 --> 00:46:32,204 I've counted. 705 00:46:32,238 --> 00:46:34,873 Ha, I'm sure you have. 706 00:46:34,907 --> 00:46:37,643 Ugly old thing. 707 00:46:37,677 --> 00:46:40,779 Yet it has a certain appeal. 708 00:46:40,814 --> 00:46:43,249 The Lysa Arryn of chairs. 709 00:46:43,283 --> 00:46:46,051 Shame you had to settle for your second choice. 710 00:46:46,086 --> 00:46:48,354 Early days, my friend. 711 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:51,323 It is flattering, really... 712 00:46:52,626 --> 00:46:55,294 you feeling such dread 713 00:46:55,328 --> 00:46:57,796 at the prospect of me getting what I want. 714 00:46:57,831 --> 00:47:00,633 Thwarting you has never been my primary ambition, 715 00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:02,501 I promise you. 716 00:47:02,536 --> 00:47:05,938 Although who doesn't like to see their friends fail now and then? 717 00:47:05,972 --> 00:47:07,239 You're so right. 718 00:47:07,274 --> 00:47:09,075 For instance, 719 00:47:09,109 --> 00:47:10,810 when I thwarted your plan 720 00:47:10,844 --> 00:47:12,912 to give Sansa Stark to the Tyrells. 721 00:47:12,946 --> 00:47:15,047 If I'm going to be honest, 722 00:47:15,081 --> 00:47:16,949 I did feel an unmistakable sense 723 00:47:16,983 --> 00:47:20,452 of enjoyment there. 724 00:47:20,487 --> 00:47:23,088 But your confidant, 725 00:47:23,123 --> 00:47:26,592 the one who fed you information about my plans, 726 00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:29,361 the one you swore to protect... 727 00:47:30,697 --> 00:47:33,298 you didn't bring her any enjoyment. 728 00:47:34,467 --> 00:47:37,936 And she didn't bring me any enjoyment. 729 00:47:37,971 --> 00:47:41,173 She was a bad investment on my part. 730 00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:46,011 Luckily, I have a friend 731 00:47:46,045 --> 00:47:48,413 who wanted to try something new. 732 00:47:48,447 --> 00:47:51,950 Something daring. 733 00:47:51,985 --> 00:47:55,787 And he was so grateful to me for providing 734 00:47:55,822 --> 00:47:59,090 this fresh experience. 735 00:48:03,161 --> 00:48:05,963 I did what I did for the good of the realm. 736 00:48:05,997 --> 00:48:08,632 The realm? 737 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:11,067 Do you know what the realm is? 738 00:48:12,837 --> 00:48:16,039 It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies. 739 00:48:16,073 --> 00:48:21,011 A story we agree to tell each other over and over 740 00:48:21,045 --> 00:48:23,513 till we forget that it's a lie. 741 00:48:23,547 --> 00:48:28,118 But what do we have left once we abandon the lie? 742 00:48:28,152 --> 00:48:30,087 Chaos. 743 00:48:30,121 --> 00:48:32,823 A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all. 744 00:48:32,857 --> 00:48:36,393 Chaos isn't a pit. 745 00:48:36,428 --> 00:48:38,795 Chaos is a ladder. 746 00:48:40,965 --> 00:48:43,466 Many who try to climb it fail 747 00:48:43,501 --> 00:48:45,935 and never get to try again. 748 00:48:47,037 --> 00:48:49,605 The fall breaks them. 749 00:48:58,048 --> 00:49:01,750 And some are given a chance to climb, 750 00:49:01,785 --> 00:49:04,252 but they refuse. 751 00:49:04,287 --> 00:49:07,622 They cling to the realm 752 00:49:07,656 --> 00:49:09,657 or the gods 753 00:49:09,691 --> 00:49:12,126 or love. 754 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,395 Illusions. 755 00:49:15,597 --> 00:49:18,365 Only the ladder is real. 756 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,702 The climb is all there is. 757 00:49:21,736 --> 00:49:23,838 ( wind howling ) 758 00:49:24,907 --> 00:49:27,041 ( panting ) 759 00:49:42,491 --> 00:49:44,058 ( grunts ) 760 00:50:02,778 --> 00:50:05,013 ( screeching ) 761 00:51:54,339 --> 00:52:04,798 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Valyrian translation added for BluRay ShAaNiG release