1 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,930 - [Lucifer] Boom! [laughs] - [Chloe laughing] 2 00:00:12,764 --> 00:00:13,964 - [crashing] - [Chloe laughing] 3 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,854 - [clattering] - [Chloe laughing] 4 00:00:21,523 --> 00:00:23,858 [Lucifer] Go, go, go. [laughs] 5 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:26,361 - [Lucifer] Aw! - [Chloe] Oh. 6 00:00:26,945 --> 00:00:28,446 [Chloe laughing] 7 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,573 [Lucifer] Careful... 8 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:31,783 [Chloe laughing] 9 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,826 [both gasping] 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,160 [Chloe] Oh, God. 11 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,580 Well, not quite yet. 12 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:39,374 But that was something else. 13 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:40,749 [both gasping] 14 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,253 - A good something else? - Oh, absolutely. [laughs] 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,589 I never thought Amenadiel's rod being used in my sex life 16 00:00:46,673 --> 00:00:48,049 will be such a great thing. 17 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:49,132 [both chuckle] 18 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,762 And I never thought your invulnerability 19 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:56,307 - would have such extensive benefits. - If I had known 20 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,393 all I had to do was love you, 21 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:01,312 and the simple act of loving you would make me feel worthy of you. 22 00:01:01,396 --> 00:01:04,148 Which would then mean that my body would no longer have to tell 23 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,984 my unconscious mind to be vulnerable, 24 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,778 allowing us to have no-holds-barred sex all night long. 25 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:09,904 Well, then [deep breath], 26 00:01:09,988 --> 00:01:11,823 I would have done it much sooner. [chuckles] 27 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,449 [elevator bell dings] 28 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:15,577 Speaking of... 29 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:16,911 [Amenadiel] Lucifer! 30 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,122 Would it kill you to knock? 31 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:21,833 Your door is an elevator. 32 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,043 [Lucifer] Dear me. 33 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:25,920 So... 34 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,257 how's it hanging, big guy? Ohhh. 35 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,680 Your return to Heaven has been requested. 36 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,807 Ah, the more things change. [chuckles] 37 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:41,811 You said this was the morning you would ascend. 38 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:45,189 - Did I? - Yet here you are in bed, scantily clad. 39 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,276 Talk about things not changing... 40 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:54,073 It's time, Luci. 41 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:58,453 Time for you to assume your place on Father's throne. 42 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,080 [Chloe] Amenadiel, what's the rush? 43 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,541 Oh. What she said. 44 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,419 The world needs a God. 45 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:09,005 [Chloe] Yeah, but your dad was on Earth for, what, 46 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,632 a few months and everything was fine? 47 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:13,551 Father may not have been in Heaven, but he was still God. 48 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:15,154 [Chloe] And Lucifer has been here for weeks, 49 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:18,556 and look, is the universe collapsing or frogs falling from the sky? 50 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,601 No, not that we know of. 51 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,519 And if the universe were to fall apart, 52 00:02:23,603 --> 00:02:25,980 don't you think you of all angels would know first? 53 00:02:28,608 --> 00:02:29,734 I suppose you're right. 54 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:32,569 Still. 55 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:33,988 What is he waiting for? 56 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:36,616 You know, becoming God is a big job. 57 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,368 Maybe he doesn't want to go in halfcocked. 58 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:39,851 I should definitely be full cocked. 59 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:44,457 Chloe, it's a little too late to say he's not ready. 60 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:47,085 We just fought a war for him. 61 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:49,170 Well, technically, I did most of the fighting. 62 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,215 Amenadiel, 63 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,677 have a little faith in your brother. 64 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,178 He'll get there. 65 00:02:57,762 --> 00:02:58,763 He always does. 66 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:02,809 Right, Lucifer? 67 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:06,938 Oh, yes, absolutely. 68 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:10,066 Don't worry. I know just what I need to do. 69 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:12,944 [sighing] 70 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,154 I need you to tell me what to do. 71 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:18,491 You need me to tell you what to do to be God? 72 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,574 Exactly. 73 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,345 Well, you helped me with all my troubles being the Devil. 74 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,638 Why should the reverse be any different? 75 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:24,497 I thought I wasn't your therapist anymore. 76 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,417 And look at what's happened? 77 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:29,210 The world has no God. 78 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,087 Clearly, I belong on his couch. 79 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:33,798 Okay, so what is the problem? 80 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:37,593 Well, I have seven billion problems and only love one. 81 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,804 What? 82 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,889 Well, in order to be God, apparently, 83 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,517 I need to care about all the humans on the planet. 84 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,184 An impossible feat, 85 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:49,272 seeing as I find a large majority of the human race to be insufferable. 86 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,483 Then I was thinking, Doctor, you help people. 87 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,694 I'd like to think I do. Yes. 88 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:57,071 And I've seen some of your patients, I mean, [chuckles] 89 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,031 talk about mouth breathers. 90 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:02,452 So how is it possible that you are able to care about all of them? 91 00:04:03,453 --> 00:04:05,371 Well, being a good therapist 92 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:09,000 is about taking your own opinions out of the equation. 93 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,960 Listening without bias. 94 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,880 Keeping your personal feelings to yourself. 95 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,924 - Oh, I think I understand. - Probably not. 96 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,135 You don't care about your patients at all. 97 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:20,696 That's definitely not what I was saying. 98 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,971 So what you're saying is, 99 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:25,767 I need to be able to help people that I don't care about. 100 00:04:26,476 --> 00:04:28,644 If I prove I can do that, 101 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,813 then I'll prove I can be God. 102 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:33,316 Yeah. Well, I suppose you've had worse ideas. 103 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:34,692 Yes, thank you, Doctor. 104 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,486 You know... 105 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:40,490 You really do have a very special way of helping me. 106 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:41,866 Amazing. 107 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:47,914 I suppose I do. 108 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:50,291 [pop song playing] 109 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,728 Oh, good morning. 110 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,104 Even better now. [chuckles] 111 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,067 I mean, you know, because of you. Not that dead body. 112 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:20,029 Thanks, it's, um, it's good to see you, too. 113 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,990 Um, I just 114 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:25,034 noticed they were showing Supercop here. 115 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:26,786 I love that movie. 116 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:28,287 Oh, my gosh. So do I. 117 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,039 - Really? - Yeah. I mean, 118 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:35,002 Jackie Chan is amazing, but personally, I love... 119 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:36,253 [both] Michelle Yeoh. 120 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,964 Yeah, she steals the whole thing. 121 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,133 Right? She is such a badass, like, she just comes out of nowhere. 122 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:42,217 - Yeah. - Remember that part 123 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:43,470 where she takes the chopsticks 124 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:44,905 and she just used them his weapons? 125 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:46,615 Yeah, she's like, shoo-shoo, and then Jackie Chan just 126 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,116 throws a bunch of 'em, and he's like... 127 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,851 [both] I scared 'em away. 128 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,103 Yeah, it's funny, I actually, um, 129 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,355 started taking karate lessons because of her. 130 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:55,648 - Really? - I mean, 131 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:58,359 I got a long way to go before I reach Michelle Yeoh level. 132 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,653 But, oh, she's so fun, you know, 133 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,154 to learn all the moves. 134 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,549 - Oh. - I mean if you got kicked... 135 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:04,893 - Oh, easy. Easy now. - [mumbling] 136 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,034 - You are like... - Oh! [laughs] 137 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,086 - It's okay. I got it. - Oh, butterfingers... 138 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,706 - Oh, hey. - Sorry. Yeah. 139 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:13,541 Old butterfingers over here. 140 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,377 Ah, don't worry. I drop stuff all the time. 141 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,881 Um, you know, 142 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,900 if they're showing this thing all week, we should... 143 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:22,925 - Murder! - What? 144 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:25,636 I-I-I mean, I mean, dead body... 145 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,638 over there. 146 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,683 Yeah. 147 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,184 Yes. 148 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:37,523 So, uh, victim is a John Doe. 149 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:40,026 Uh, no hits on prints, no wallet. 150 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:42,612 Just a burner phone with one number on it. 151 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:43,862 Okay. 152 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,196 Any witnesses? 153 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,199 Nope. Body was called in anonymously. 154 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:50,494 All right. Uh, I'll put a trace on the number. 155 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,414 I'll grab whatever footage I can from CCTV cameras in the area. 156 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:55,416 And what was the cause of death again? 157 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,666 Well... 158 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,171 Must have been one angry woman. 159 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:01,881 Or Michelle Yeoh working on her moves. 160 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,383 [chuckles nervously] Right. Yeah. Good one. 161 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,761 - Yeah. - [sighs] 162 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:07,929 Oh, hey, Lucifer. 163 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:09,972 Out of my way, Miss Lopez, I care about you. 164 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:14,560 But you, I don't care about you at all. 165 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,356 And that is why I'm going to help you. 166 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,695 [theme music playing] 167 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,538 Personal barista at your service. 168 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:38,708 I don't drink coffee. 169 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:41,587 Oh, man after my own heart. 170 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,421 [sighing] 171 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,343 Okay. Okay. Um, look, 172 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,054 I appreciate what you're trying to do here, 173 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:52,556 whatever that is, 174 00:07:52,932 --> 00:07:55,601 but like I told you at the crime scene, don't need your help. 175 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,604 Well, unfortunately for both of us, I need you to need my help. 176 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,983 So come on, let me be the answer to your prayers. 177 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:05,903 I promise you, I'm all good. 178 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:08,239 [sighing] I didn't want to have to do this 179 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,034 but one last time before I'm God. Tell me, Carol, 180 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,870 what is it you truly desire? 181 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,585 Really, I'm all good. 182 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:25,089 Oh, did not have you as the complex type but... 183 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,299 Come on. There must be something in there. 184 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:28,883 Yeah. 185 00:08:31,971 --> 00:08:33,949 I want someone I can spend the rest of my life with. 186 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:36,017 Someone who loves me for who I am. 187 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,828 Somebody I can wake up next to in the morning 188 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,812 and just totally connect with. 189 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:43,190 Uh, I see. You want sex. 190 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:44,525 No. What? No. 191 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,235 Well, you are in luck, my friend. 192 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,696 Because you are looking at a literal sex God, 193 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:50,656 one determined to help you get laid. 194 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,783 [laughing] Yeah. No, I am pretty sure I don't need 195 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,452 your help to find the right person. 196 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,121 - Hmm. - Besides, if I've gone this long... 197 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,204 Oh, I see. 198 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,541 I mean, I get a bit squirrelly myself after a dry patch. 199 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,704 How long's it been exactly? 200 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,379 - I don't know, 14 maybe 15... - Days. 201 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:06,463 Oh, that's awful. 202 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,340 Months. 203 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,093 - Fifteen months! - Shh. 204 00:09:11,177 --> 00:09:12,887 How can you even walk properly? 205 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,097 Yeah, thank future me, I'm here. 206 00:09:15,181 --> 00:09:17,058 We need to remedy this situation immediately. 207 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:20,519 I do not understand what is happening right now, but I can tell you this. 208 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,563 I don't need your help to have sex. 209 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,900 Uh, I could just come back later. 210 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,860 Uh, no, Ella. Um, we-we... 211 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,112 We're just, uh...[low chuckle] 212 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,281 Uh, I'm sorry. What's up? 213 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:36,535 Um, well, we, uh, got the CCTV footage back from the crime scene. 214 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:41,832 Uh, the actual murder took place out of frame, but we did get this. 215 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,044 Huh? 216 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,338 - Is she carrying... - Bags. 217 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:51,550 And the names on those bags are all brand names of shoes. 218 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,135 Well, the running is very suspicious. 219 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:56,180 Yeah, especially because the COD was a stiletto to the neck. 220 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,388 Can we run the plates? 221 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,974 Already done. Kate Jacobs. 222 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,142 And guess what? 223 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:03,020 Her phone number matches the one in the victim's burner. 224 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:06,565 Okay. Looks like I got a date with the shoe lady. 225 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,485 Not a date. Uh, it is, uh, it's... 226 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,154 I have an interrogation with the shoe lady. 227 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:13,614 Uh... [chuckles nervously] 228 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,366 - Huh. - Not a date. 229 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,702 - It's... - A date with the shoe lady. 230 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,038 Maybe she'll give you the horn. Shoehorn. 231 00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:25,584 Thank you, Lucifer, so much. 232 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,461 Now, if you'll please excuse me. 233 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,673 Like I said, I do not need your help. 234 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,843 I need your help. 235 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:34,926 Oh, yeah? 236 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:38,097 Come in. Going a little stir crazy actually. 237 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,432 It's taking a while for Lucifer 238 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,518 to start running the family business. 239 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,019 And it's fine. I trust him. 240 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,730 I'm just not used to having this much time on my hands. 241 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:48,941 Anyhow, what's up? 242 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,360 Uh, it's that guy 243 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,696 Carol, you know, Detective Corbett. 244 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,406 It's just, uh, 245 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,617 it's just that, you know, well, he's nice. Okay? 246 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,536 Maybe a little too nice 247 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,247 and suspiciously normal. 248 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,791 And it's just, I mean, he's just too good to be true. 249 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,043 You like him? Aw. 250 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:10,838 No, no, no "aw." Okay, I mean, I... 251 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,090 I love kung fu movies, okay? 252 00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:15,676 And apparently he loves kung fu movies, too. 253 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,304 But, I mean, he's clearly lying to manipulate me, right? 254 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,265 I mean, what are the chances we both like the same thing? 255 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,976 Um, well, you pretty much like everything Ella. 256 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,059 So pretty high. 257 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:30,941 Okay, fine. But he's also just super cute and insanely polite. 258 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,193 Says all right things. 259 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:36,197 And he picked up my bag. 260 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,864 Who does that? 261 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,034 He reminds you of Pete, huh? 262 00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:41,452 [sighs] 263 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,623 It's just really hard to trust someone 264 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,042 after your last BF was an SK. 265 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,628 Serial killer. 266 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:56,091 Well, [clearing throat] Carol isn't a serial killer, 267 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,219 and he was one of Dan's best friends. 268 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:01,764 Yeah, but you didn't know that Pete was a serial killer, and neither did Dan. 269 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,849 Right. Good point. 270 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,392 Well, what would help? 271 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:09,063 I don't know, knowing every single thing about him. 272 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:13,067 - You're saying you want to investigate? - What? 273 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:17,613 You mean, like, stalk him on Facebook or see if he's on Instagram? 274 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:22,284 No, no, no. I'm thinking more along the lines of the precinct personnel files. 275 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,371 Oh, I don't know about that. 276 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,249 I just... Maybe I just overreacted. 277 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,458 No, no, no. It's good. 278 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,293 It's good to do a little recon. 279 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,102 You have to know what you're getting into 280 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,463 - Come on. - Right. 281 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:43,846 I didn't kill him. 282 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,933 I sell designer accessories. 283 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,476 He was my best client. 284 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,270 Okay. 285 00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:52,398 So if you didn't kill him, 286 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,483 why did you run from the scene of the crime? 287 00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:57,403 Well, we were supposed to be meeting up for a sale, 288 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,364 but when I got there, I found him dead. 289 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,448 I panicked. 290 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,096 I mean, I still called it in, though. 291 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,375 [Lucifer over speaker] What a stand-up citizen. 292 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Wouldn't you agree, Detective Corbett? 293 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,291 Who is that? 294 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,709 That's nobody. 295 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,419 Please ignore him. 296 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:18,299 So if the victim was one of your "best clients," 297 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:21,427 why didn't you wait for the police to arrive? 298 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,389 I mean, unless your goods are stolen? 299 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,559 I can neither confirm nor deny that. 300 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:32,271 [Lucifer over speaker] What you can't deny is the chemistry between you two. 301 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,815 Seriously, who is that? 302 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,151 [Lucifer] This is the voice of God. 303 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:43,365 [clears throat] Lucifer, please get out of there. 304 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:44,825 [Lucifer] I'm here for you. 305 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:45,909 So as you wish. 306 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,663 Okay. Um... 307 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,831 Lucifer, that was 308 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,459 not an invitation for you to come in here. 309 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,752 Leave, please. 310 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,963 Assertive, yet polite. An attractive combo, wouldn't you say? 311 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,506 I am so sorry about this... 312 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,067 [Lucifer] But also thoughtful and sensitive. 313 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,136 That makes you want to jump his bones, doesn't it? 314 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,597 What is going on here? 315 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,475 I am here to facilitate a love connection. 316 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,102 I know you two have so much in common. 317 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,980 Kate, you are... a criminal. 318 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,857 And Carol here catches criminals. 319 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,776 So, see? Perfect. 320 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,403 She is a person of interest in a murder investigation. 321 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:22,839 So you're saying you're interested? 322 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:23,863 [Kate] No. No. Whoa, whoa, 323 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,950 - I'm not still in trouble, am I? - Well, that depends, Miss Jacobs. 324 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,203 Do you have any information that could be useful to us? 325 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,663 Maybe the name of the victim, for starters. 326 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,248 I have his first name. 327 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,333 Fred. 328 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,920 I don't ask a lot of my clients. Just that they pay in cash. 329 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,755 [both] Of course. 330 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,343 Uh, can you think of anything else? 331 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,764 Well, Fred was always buying this woman, Fiona, shoes. 332 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,767 But lately, I've been hearing about another woman. 333 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:56,563 In fact, I actually heard them arguing on the phone, and she sounded jealous. 334 00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:00,275 Hmm. A messy love triangle speaks to motive. 335 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,562 And do you know the other woman's name, by any chance? 336 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,071 Busty. 337 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,156 It's a weird name, right? 338 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:07,408 It's why I remember it. 339 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,826 Wait. 340 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,245 I know a drag queen named Busty 341 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,456 who performs at Hamburger Mary's. Busty Bazoongas. 342 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,708 There can't be two of those. [chuckles] 343 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,575 Pun Intended. 344 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,920 Okay, well, if it's with the high-end accessories, 345 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,005 and it is the only lead we have. 346 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,799 Miss Jacobs, you are free to go, 347 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,927 as long as your alibi checks out, of course. 348 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,388 - [Kate] Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,183 See? You helped me, buddy. 350 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,353 So, thank you, and... 351 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,188 Bye! 352 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,442 You are welcome. 353 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,321 [exhales] 354 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,244 I don't feel any different. 355 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,181 [Chloe] Come on, Marty. Just try my badge one more time. I'm sure... 356 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,041 [Marty] Miss Decker, you are no longer a detective. 357 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,752 And Lopez, you don't have access. 358 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,463 Sorry, ladies. 359 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,131 Rules are rules. 360 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,590 Marty. 361 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,551 - Artisan donut truck's here. - Ooh. 362 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,096 [Chloe sighs] 363 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,356 Well, we tried. 364 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,151 You know, he's right. 365 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,070 I mean, rules are rules, and... 366 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,698 they're there for a reason. 367 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,342 But you know, maybe it's for the best... 368 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,410 [gate clanking] 369 00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:34,494 Because... 370 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,206 Ella, look, 371 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,293 the lock it's just... [clears throat] 372 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,294 - Broken. - Whoa. 373 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,504 Yeah. 374 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,173 Oh, you're gonna just... 375 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,008 - Come on. - Uh... 376 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,969 Okay, yeah, 377 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:55,140 I guess, um, if we're quick... Oh, God. 378 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,528 [dance music playing] 379 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:11,573 Well... Aren't you an all-American slice of pie. [chuckles] 380 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,991 Table for one? 381 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,159 Hopefully? 382 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,787 Unfortunately not. I am Detective Carol Corbett, 383 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,705 LAPD. I'm actually here 384 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,041 to ask a couple of questions. 385 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:27,631 Um, could you tell me where a Miss Bazoongas, uh, would be, Busty? 386 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,424 Yeah, she's about to go on. 387 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,260 She's just running a scooch behind. 388 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,221 Poor thing. She barely had time to tuck. 389 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,181 [sighs] Our regular headliner, 390 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:39,017 didn't bother to show tonight. Frickin' Fiona. 391 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,602 Hmm. 392 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,479 So, Fiona works here, too. 393 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,356 Mm-hmm. 394 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:50,654 Would you say that Fiona and Busty have a hostile relationship at all? 395 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,864 [scoffs] Fiona Fierce? 396 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,284 She's literally hostile with everyone. 397 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,953 Let me ask you something, though. 398 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,456 Why are all detectives called "dicks"? 399 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,377 - Uh, you're a detective? - Yes. 400 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,546 Hi. I'm the club's manager, Niles. Can I help you? 401 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,964 Great. Um... 402 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,091 Thank you. 403 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,639 So sorry to bother you. 404 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:18,849 I am investigating 405 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,726 the murder of a man named Fred. 406 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,185 What? 407 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,604 Fiona is dead? 408 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,563 God! 409 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,316 She was a bitch. But, she was our bitch. 410 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,525 [Corbett] Wait. 411 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,736 Fiona is Fred's drag persona? 412 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,444 That means that 413 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,574 Busty was actually fighting with Fred, right before he died. 414 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,618 Whoa, wait. You think Brian did this? 415 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,910 Who's Brian? 416 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,163 Brian's drag persona is Busty, 417 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,625 - the queen taking Fiona's spot. - Busty, got it. Okay. 418 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,712 Excuse me, Detective. I have to go cue up the show. 419 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,339 Of course. 420 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,133 [Busty] Hello. Hello. Hello. 421 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,510 - Are you ready for an amazing show? - [crowd cheering] 422 00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:01,642 All righty. Welcome, ladies and gentle-ladies! 423 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,286 Huh. Who am I kidding? I know you're all 424 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,354 - bitches and whores, am I right? - [crowd laughs] 425 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,773 Now, I want you to clap your hands 426 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:08,982 louder than my cheeks 427 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,443 while watching a Ryan Gosling movie 428 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,570 - during a thunderstorm... - [crowd clapping] 429 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,239 Because we have a very special performance coming up, 430 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,827 - one this queen would kill for. - [crowd cheering] 431 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,375 [Busty] My dear friend joining me onstage 432 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,043 puts the "ass" in classy, 433 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,462 just the "tip" in tipsy, 434 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,755 and puts the "hot," 435 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,591 in ooh-aah-hot! 436 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,512 And he loves a tramp. 437 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,347 [crowd whooping] 438 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:41,681 [singing] Tramp 439 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:42,682 [music starts] 440 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,975 Tramp 441 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,103 Ooh 442 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,313 Yeah 443 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,440 She gets too hungry for 444 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,401 Dinner at 8:00 now 445 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,069 She hates the theater 446 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,737 But she never comes late 447 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,823 And Miss Ting never bothers 448 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,241 With the people that she hates 449 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,869 And, that's why the lady is a tramp... 450 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,121 Lucifer Morningstar... 451 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,580 She gets beside you 452 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,582 She howls and she moans 453 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,543 Tells Splenderella 454 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,294 Just to leave her alone 455 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,171 She's not so hot 456 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,965 But her shape is her own 457 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,006 That's why, that's why 458 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,219 The lady is a tramp now 459 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,970 She loves the free 460 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,723 Fresh wind in her hair 461 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,307 Life without care 462 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,893 - She's broke. - Is that so? 463 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,729 Hates California 464 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,689 It's so smoggy and damp 465 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,692 That's why the lady is a tramp now 466 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,861 She flew down to London 467 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,280 And left me behind 468 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,865 And I missed the crowning 469 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,992 But I didn't mind 470 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,870 She won't play Scarlett In Gone with the Wind... 471 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:45,996 That's gotta rhyme. 472 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,124 That's why the lady is a tramp now 473 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:53,336 She likes to go rowing Down on Central Park Lake 474 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,672 She picks a prize fight 475 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,132 That isn't a fake 476 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,134 Why, she even goes to the opera 477 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,844 And stays wide awake 478 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:04,347 That's why the lady is a tramp now 479 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,017 I like the green grass 480 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,769 Under my shoes 481 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,270 Now what can I lose? 482 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,353 Lose? 483 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,898 - She's flat. - Well, that's that. 484 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,777 She's all alone When I lower my lamp 485 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,653 That's why the lady 486 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,739 That's why the lady 487 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:24,034 That's why the lady 488 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:29,539 Is a tramp 489 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,751 Lucifer Morningstar, ladies and gentlemen! 490 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:33,834 Thank you. 491 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,477 You never know where he's gonna turn up. 492 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,422 - Ooh. - [crowd cheering] 493 00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,090 Ooh, and ooh-ooh. 494 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,231 Whoa, it says here Carol was in vice. 495 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,566 Wow. Infiltrated a citywide meth ring. 496 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,819 Takes a special kind of person to pull that off. 497 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,780 Yeah. Yeah, a liar person. 498 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,114 Shh. Trixie's sleeping. 499 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,077 But, I mean, isn't that what undercover cops do? 500 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,287 Run around pretending to be something they're not? 501 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,457 And... And he did it for three years? 502 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,125 Mmm. Two years. 503 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:17,671 Looks like he took a year off after vice. 504 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,714 Wait a second. 505 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:23,718 You're saying that after he was a professional liar, he just vanished? 506 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,347 Chloe, that's even worse. Who knows what he was doing? 507 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:30,183 Well, working undercover can be extremely stressful. 508 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,269 He probably just took some time off to decompress. 509 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,354 Cops do it all the time. 510 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,249 Ella, I hate to say it. I just don't think 511 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,191 there's anything left to investigate here. 512 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,403 [sighs] 513 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,406 Yeah. 514 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,491 Yeah, you're probably right. 515 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,538 Well, did you find the killer? 516 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:55,125 It seems that you are the main suspect at the moment. 517 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,461 Say what now? 518 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,756 Look, in Busty's defense, I did hear Fiona was a bit of a bitch. 519 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:05,760 Yeah, Fiona was a raging ball of a bitch, but she became my mentor. 520 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,055 I've always been something of a comedy queen. 521 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,057 And lately, I've been working on... 522 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,060 serving more fish. 523 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,314 Upping her beauty game. 524 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,397 Oh. 525 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,360 Nobody does Glamazon like Fiona Fierce. 526 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,530 She was helping me revamp my entire drag persona. 527 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,075 She even gave me this... 528 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,328 this really cute pair of heels. 529 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,579 Oh. 530 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,247 From Kate? 531 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:35,707 Yeah. 532 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:39,419 Kate told us that she heard you and Fiona arguing on the phone. 533 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,421 Oh, we argued like trailer trash 534 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,925 in a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday. [chuckles] 535 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,468 And for good reason. 536 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,974 Everybody sees drag as this pinnacle of self-discovery 537 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,227 that once you found this world, this life, that's it. 538 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,771 Supposed to be this... 539 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,316 fierce idol that's got it all figured out. 540 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,610 God-like, almost. 541 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:07,322 Owning one's self down to the last manicured nail. 542 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,176 But confidence is a work in progress. 543 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,245 I mean, when is anyone's chicken ever fully cooked. 544 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:15,830 Know what I mean? 545 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,457 Yes. 546 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,668 Drag saved me. 547 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,004 This make-up, this jewelry, this is my armor. 548 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,090 And Fiona helped me see that. 549 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,801 Even though the paint can give me strength, 550 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,886 it still has to come from within. 551 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:34,391 I think I was holding part of myself back 'cause I was afraid that, 552 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:37,852 well, that if I put too much effort into being... 553 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,982 It sounds stupid, a pretty queen... 554 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,984 that people would laugh at me. 555 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,027 And not in a good way. 556 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:49,990 But if we're gonna change the world, and hunty... 557 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,242 we are. 558 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:56,871 Queens like me gotta work on facing all of our fears 559 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,832 and knowing we're enough. 560 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,293 If you don't mind me asking, uh... 561 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,964 What exactly were you and Fiona arguing about? 562 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,008 Fiona was pushing me. 563 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,676 I didn't always want to hear it, 564 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,095 but I knew what she was saying. 565 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,682 Yes. 566 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:19,853 I am Busty Bazoongas. [chuckles] 567 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,357 But until I can look within, 568 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,276 and own that, 569 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,903 I will never be... 570 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,448 Who you're truly meant to be. 571 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:32,824 Yeah. 572 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,828 And, we truly want to find the killer. 573 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,414 Good luck on that one. [laughs] 574 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,791 As I said, Fiona's list of enemies 575 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,419 was as long as my luxurious wig. 576 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:49,090 Okay, well, at least I have the full legal name now. 577 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,301 I can get into financials and emails. 578 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:54,220 Well maybe, you and Busty can do that together, 579 00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,347 over a candlelit dinner. 580 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,476 Oh, okay, I'm flattered. 581 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,895 And you-you are adorable. 582 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,982 But, um, I'm afraid this queen's long-term beau would object. 583 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,567 Right. [chuckles] 584 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,740 Look, don't give up hope quite yet. 585 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:14,991 Maybe the hostess is single. 586 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,701 She seemed quite taken with you. 587 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,913 Sure. And she's great, but not what I'm looking for. 588 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:22,373 Okay, well, just because I don't care about you 589 00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:24,137 doesn't mean you can't care about somebody. 590 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,795 So, what are you looking for? 591 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,672 I don't know. Uh, somebody with a great heart, 592 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,842 who's kind, and smart, and gives great hugs, 593 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,135 and has amazing T shirts. 594 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,096 - Hang on. - What? 595 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:38,098 You're describing Miss Lopez? 596 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,516 No, I'm not. 597 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:40,725 [scoffs] 598 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,853 Okay, fine. I am. But don't say anything, okay? 599 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:46,523 Because I'm pretty sure she doesn't think of me like that. 600 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,817 Well, of course, she doesn't. You're monochromatic. 601 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,620 And I'm not just talking about your clothes. 602 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,946 But I have good news for you. 603 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,365 I happen to know Miss Lopez very well, 604 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,992 which means I'm ideally qualified to help you transform 605 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,411 into the kind of man she would be interested in. 606 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:02,956 - Mm-hmm. - Let me be your Fiona. 607 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,791 Great. 608 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,668 Wait. No. What? 609 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:16,761 [suspenseful music playing] 610 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,600 Um, excuse me. 611 00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,104 You're excused. 612 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,523 Hey, who are you? 613 00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:30,316 Did you escape from your room? 614 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,069 Chill, Ratchet. 615 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,362 Not a damn soul. 616 00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:36,948 Oh, well, you're not a demon. 617 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,200 Ding, ding. 618 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,785 - You are correct. - Look, 619 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:43,496 I was just on a break, and I kind of have to get back. 620 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:47,458 But whoever you are, you're really not supposed to be here. 621 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,588 Seriously! 622 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,841 You are really not supposed to be here. 623 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,140 You're an angel? 624 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,268 I don't understand. Who are you? 625 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,437 What are you doing here? 626 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:09,814 [whooshing] 627 00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,399 Came to see him. 628 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,027 [scratching] 629 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,030 Michael! 630 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,825 [exclaiming] Oh, um... Sorry. 631 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:22,924 Nobody is allowed to talk to the prisoner. 632 00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,662 Something I can help you with? 633 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:28,333 Sure. Wanna help me destroy Lucifer Morningstar? 634 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:36,257 Yeah, I didn't think so. 635 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,634 Wait. 636 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,510 You don't want Michael's help. 637 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,512 He failed, badly. 638 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,264 "Epically" is more like it. 639 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,016 And that's why I want to talk to him. 640 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,285 I need to know what he did wrong. 641 00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:47,769 So I don't make the same mistakes. 642 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,145 Oh, simple. 643 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:50,438 He overthought everything. 644 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,690 His plan was way too complex. 645 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,710 He should have just walked right up to Lucifer and shot him 646 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,110 like that stupid human did. 647 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,948 That guy actually got closer to destroying Lucifer than anyone else. 648 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:03,326 What stupid human? 649 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,916 [dance music playing] 650 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,268 Carol? 651 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,020 What's up? 652 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,734 Um, have you seen Lucifer anywhere? 653 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,059 He wanted me to meet him here. 654 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,612 Maybe I have. Maybe I haven't. 655 00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:41,614 - I mean, I haven't, though. - Oh. 656 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,639 Do you want to, maybe, take those off? 657 00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,413 No, I do all my best work in the dark. 658 00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:50,873 Not in a creepy way, but, you know, in a... 659 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,419 bad boy kind of way. 660 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,421 'Cause I'm a bad boy. 661 00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:57,797 [slurps] 662 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,215 - Are you undercover? - Nah. 663 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,718 This is just how I roll. After-hours style. 664 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,094 You know what I'm saying? 665 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,431 This is all me. 666 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:10,351 I mean... It's not really me, but, I mean, it is me. 667 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,395 - I mean, it's "me" me... - Are you high? 668 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,564 No! Okay... You know what, um... 669 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:15,857 Ah, okay... 670 00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:17,190 This was a huge mistake. 671 00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:20,029 - You know what? That we can agree on. - Okay. 672 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:21,821 Just because we agree, 673 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,786 it doesn't mean that we're good for each other. 674 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,263 - Wait, hold on, what? - I mean, I... 675 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,035 - Do you think... - I gotta go. 676 00:30:27,118 --> 00:30:28,118 Wait, El... 677 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,792 Oh, leaving so soon? 678 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,254 I just had the weirdest... never mind. 679 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:41,674 - Where were you? - Well, I saw you two lovebirds, 680 00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,969 and I didn't want to interrupt because I know how much you love a bad boy. 681 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,139 What? No, no. I do not love bad boys, okay? 682 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,099 Because bad boys are... Well, bad. 683 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,351 I actually hate them. 684 00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:54,979 Oh, well, I wish you would've informed me of this personal growth. 685 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,104 Duly noted. 686 00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:57,439 Wait a second. 687 00:30:57,774 --> 00:31:00,610 - This was all your doing, wasn't it? - Yes, it was. 688 00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:03,196 So apart from his name, please don't be upset with Carol. 689 00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:05,088 Just tell me what you're looking for now, 690 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,756 and I'll make the necessary adjustments. 691 00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:07,991 [sighs] 692 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:10,828 I don't even know. I mean, I thought I liked Carol, 693 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:14,082 the way he was, but I don't even know who that is. 694 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:16,542 I mean, he clearly knows how to lie. 695 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,294 Like I said, that was my doing. 696 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:19,605 And technically, it's not a lie. 697 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,756 But he was willing to go along with it, Lucifer. 698 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:23,257 Willing to manipulate me. 699 00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:26,719 And the point is, I don't know if I can trust him. 700 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,347 I mean, if he can lie about being a bad boy, 701 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:32,350 then maybe he is lying about "liking kung fu movies." 702 00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:36,437 And next thing you know, he's got a secret room full of murder flowers. 703 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:40,066 Ah, right. I see. 704 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,819 You're suffering from Pete-TSD. 705 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,404 [sighs] I just... 706 00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:48,199 I mean, it figures, too, with everything 707 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:50,701 feeling so strange, like God's gone. I... 708 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:55,415 I've been pretending like he's still up there, 709 00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:59,710 but I'm going to need the real deal for this Carol situation and... 710 00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:04,632 I've been trying really hard but... 711 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,677 I just can't feel him. 712 00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:12,432 Well, I'm sure that somebody somewhere is trying to remedy that. 713 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:17,520 Unfortunately for you, you're not the person he needs to help right now. 714 00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:25,069 Unless, if me helping you prove that Carol isn't a lying, 715 00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:28,114 cheating serial killer can actually help him... 716 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,032 Conundrum averted. 717 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:34,203 Miss Lopez, I'll do it. 718 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,038 Do what? 719 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,338 - [door opens] - [Lucifer exclaims and chuckles] 720 00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:42,980 [whispering] You know, I always forget 721 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,881 what an excellent picklock you are, Miss Lopez. 722 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,883 Uh, let's just do what we came here to do 723 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:50,261 before I change my mind and Carol comes home from work. 724 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,344 Hmm. 725 00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:53,097 [Lucifer sighs] 726 00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:59,270 Oh. Posh, if bland, furniture. 727 00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:03,774 A photograph of his mum. [chuckles] 728 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:06,277 Kung fu posters everywhere, see. 729 00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:10,072 He is clearly what he presents to be, a poster boy for beige. 730 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,617 And since that's what you're going for these days, you win! 731 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,535 And so do I. Come on. 732 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,246 I can't leave until I see what's in his closet. 733 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,126 [sighs] Will the helping never end? 734 00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,882 Oh, come on. What are you waiting for? Open it. 735 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,676 Right. Yeah. [clears throat] 736 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:32,845 [sighs] 737 00:33:33,471 --> 00:33:34,471 [exhales] 738 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,062 [breath trembling] 739 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:43,439 [knocking] 740 00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:46,984 Okay, no secret room. 741 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:50,196 No murder flowers. 742 00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:53,449 [chuckles] Nothing scary. 743 00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:54,742 Well, speak for yourself. 744 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:58,538 Personally, I am terrified at the amount of khakis he owns. 745 00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:00,039 Goodness me. 746 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:01,498 Wait a second. 747 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,417 There's still that missing year. 748 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,670 What was he doing that whole time? 749 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:09,382 Miss Lopez, Carol is not Pete. 750 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:13,553 Maybe you'll just have to accept that this one is just a good guy. 751 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:16,597 And that you deserve that. 752 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,767 [sighs] You're right. 753 00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:23,271 You're right. I've been doing the work on me, 754 00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:28,901 and I've accepted my darkness, and I still love myself. 755 00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:30,235 Damn it. 756 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,322 And Carol is the result. 757 00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:35,616 A perfectly normal super-sweet guy. 758 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,035 Excellent. Now go forth and bed your man. 759 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,304 - That's not what I'm trying to... - No, no. 760 00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,455 No need to thank me. All in a God's day's work. 761 00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:42,975 - We should get out of here. - Actually, no. 762 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,959 I think I might send for a maid service 763 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,503 to enhance your bedding experience before you get... 764 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,673 down and dirty. 765 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,550 What the hell is that? 766 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,344 It appears to be a locked, 767 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,763 human-sized trunk at the foot of his bed. 768 00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:03,227 [rock music playing] 769 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,651 You want to go on a bounty with me? 770 00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:12,278 Yeah. I think it'd be fun. 771 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,196 And my schedule is wide open. 772 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,080 Lucifer told me you're not going down to Hell. 773 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:17,950 Oh! Oh! Congratulations on the engagement. 774 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:20,411 - Thanks. - Yeah. 775 00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,639 So I figured you're probably busy planning the wedding, 776 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:23,663 so maybe I can help. 777 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,207 [chuckles] 778 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,460 Something's off with you. 779 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:31,297 What? No, no. No, I'm just bored, really. 780 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,384 Okay. Well, I don't have any bounties right now, 781 00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:37,229 but if anything comes up, I'll let you know. 782 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:38,303 Hold on. 783 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:41,098 So, if I'm going to be helping you out, 784 00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:43,643 maybe you can help me out... 785 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,854 with, um [clears throat] some sparring lessons. 786 00:35:48,022 --> 00:35:50,149 - Sparring lessons? [chuckles] - Yeah. 787 00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:51,441 [inhales] 788 00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,904 No offense, Decker, but I'd snap you like a twig. 789 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,906 - [thumping] - [Maze yelps] 790 00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:02,995 What the hell was that? 791 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:09,835 I said I want to spar, bitch. 792 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,047 Bitch? [chuckles] 793 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:16,092 Okay. Okay. 794 00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:20,221 Don't say I didn't warn you... bitch. 795 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,931 [upbeat music playing] 796 00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:24,474 [Chloe screams] 797 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:27,602 Come on. 798 00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:29,344 - [Chloe screams] - [shattering] 799 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:49,792 We done? 800 00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,461 [chuckles softly] 801 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,093 [Chloe screaming] 802 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,160 People lock things up all the time. 803 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,847 It doesn't make it nefarious. 804 00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,433 Perhaps he is just housing his nicest pair of chinos. 805 00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:07,435 Yeah, yeah, or a dead body! 806 00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:09,228 Don't be ridiculous. We'd smell it. 807 00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:11,355 Okay, maybe something's wrong with Carol. 808 00:37:11,439 --> 00:37:13,566 Maybe something is wrong with me. 809 00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:15,651 But I have to know what's in there, Lucifer. 810 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,531 - I... - I... I can't pick that lock. 811 00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:22,491 I've got bolt cutters in my car. 812 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,325 Miss Lopez! 813 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,996 - [clanging] - Would you look at that. 814 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,456 Lock's broken. 815 00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,958 - Two broken locks in two days. - Hmm. 816 00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:32,709 Weird. 817 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:36,213 Okay... open it. 818 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,968 [Ella] Alcohol? 819 00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:47,975 [Lucifer] Well, it is a fairly good bottle of scotch, 820 00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,477 but this seems like overkill. 821 00:37:50,895 --> 00:37:52,480 "One day at a time." 822 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,818 Carol's a recovering alcoholic. 823 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,279 Oh, that is fantastic news! 824 00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:02,823 I mean, well, no murder flowers, right? 825 00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:04,283 We shouldn't be here. 826 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:05,451 [cell phone ringing] 827 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:09,038 Oh, my gosh. It's Carol. What do we do? 828 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,207 Well, I believe it's customary to answer it. 829 00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:12,708 Right, yeah. 830 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:15,085 Hey, Carol, whatcha doin'? 831 00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,922 You're not headed home, are you? 832 00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:21,801 [Carol] Uh, no. I am actually at Fred's apartment. 833 00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:23,803 [chuckles nervously] Yes, that's great. Uh-huh. 834 00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:27,014 I looked through his records and I couldn't find anything, 835 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:30,351 so I figured I'd stop by here and see if I could find something. 836 00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:31,519 And I think that I did. 837 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,437 Right, uh... 838 00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:36,273 Somebody broke in and they rifled through Fred's computer, 839 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,192 which is currently open to a calendar event... 840 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:39,985 for his meeting with Kate. 841 00:38:40,069 --> 00:38:41,153 Oh, uh, got you. 842 00:38:41,237 --> 00:38:44,365 Oh, so you're saying that, um... That someone went there 843 00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:47,117 looking for Fred and they didn't find him, 844 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:50,120 but they found the address on his computer, 845 00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,373 and they went to confront Fred there? 846 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:55,918 Exactly. So I was hoping you could come over and dust for prints 847 00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:57,962 because I am guessing whoever broke in here 848 00:38:58,462 --> 00:38:59,922 is probably our killer. 849 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,049 Oh, I mean, fingerprints? 850 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,217 Oh, right. 851 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,678 Uh, I could totally do that. 852 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:07,447 Because it's not like I'm doing anything important, you know. 853 00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:08,931 I'm just hanging out by myself. 854 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:12,059 Okay, great. I am at 602 Maplehurst. 855 00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:15,062 Oh, wow. That's right around the corner. 856 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:16,438 Really? [chuckles] 857 00:39:16,856 --> 00:39:18,065 That's funny. 858 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:20,901 I live close by here, too. I guess we're neighbors. 859 00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:22,945 Wow! What a coincidence. 860 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,154 See you soon. 861 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:26,531 [Ella sighs] 862 00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:30,202 Yeah, okay, um... [chuckles] 863 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,705 Bye. [sighs softly] 864 00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,623 [ominous music playing] 865 00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,210 [breath trembling] 866 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:44,842 So much for wiping my tracks. 867 00:39:45,718 --> 00:39:46,719 Now you've seen me. 868 00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:48,386 Okay... 869 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:50,347 Niles? It's... It's Niles, right? 870 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:53,475 Why don't... Why don't you just put the knife down, Niles, 871 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,644 and then we can have a talk, okay? 872 00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:57,396 Uh-uh. Nothing getting out of here. 873 00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:58,939 And I don't want to hurt you, 874 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,442 but I will if I have to, so... 875 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:03,694 [exhales] Let me think, um... 876 00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,696 Okay, go ahead. Think. 877 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,740 Handcuff yourself to that table. 878 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,325 [chuckles] Niles... 879 00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:10,408 Do it! 880 00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:16,790 Okay. You got it. 881 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,337 Okay. Just give me a second. 882 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:27,760 [handcuff clicks] 883 00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:29,929 We good? 884 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,975 This is all an accident, you know. 885 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,438 I just wanted to talk to Fred, but... 886 00:40:40,189 --> 00:40:43,192 things escalated, got physical and we fell. 887 00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:46,946 It wasn't until I got up that I even saw the heel in his neck. 888 00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,825 You said you wanted to talk to him. 889 00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:55,162 And what did you want to talk to him about, Niles? 890 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,706 He was sleeping with my boyfriend! 891 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,211 I saw the shoes Fred sent him. 892 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,880 The little love note he put in the box: 893 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,299 "So you can see yourself the way I see you... 894 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,385 truly beautiful." 895 00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,071 - [Lucifer] This one... - [Ella] Hey... 896 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:13,806 - Carol? - We're okay. 897 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,724 We're good. 898 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:17,666 - Right, Niles? - [breath trembling] 899 00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:20,729 Niles, your boyfriend... 900 00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:23,565 It's Brian, isn't it? 901 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,235 - [Niles whimpering] - [Lucifer] Busty? 902 00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:28,153 I love him so much. 903 00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:31,782 But he started acting strange. 904 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:33,367 He was secretive. 905 00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:35,536 So when the shoe's arrived, it all clicked. 906 00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:37,454 Fred was having an affair with him. 907 00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,707 Fred was helping Brian be a better Busty. 908 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:40,990 They weren't having an affair. 909 00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:43,002 Yes, they were! 910 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:47,631 It's happened to me before... with my ex. 911 00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:50,467 He cheated on me, too. 912 00:41:51,301 --> 00:41:52,594 [sighs] 913 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,847 Lied, hid things from me. 914 00:41:55,264 --> 00:41:57,683 No, no... Brian was doing all the same things. 915 00:41:57,766 --> 00:42:00,894 Your ex fooled you, but you weren't going to miss it again, right? 916 00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,288 But just because somebody hurts you 917 00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:04,632 doesn't mean the next person is going to do the same thing. 918 00:42:05,024 --> 00:42:06,650 [Niles] No, no... 919 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:09,945 He was cheating. I... 920 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:12,573 [whispering] Supercop. 921 00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:18,494 [Niles groaning] 922 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,542 [exclaiming] 923 00:42:25,419 --> 00:42:27,671 Well done, Miss Lopez. 924 00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:29,965 - And... - [Niles coughing] 925 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:33,343 [handcuff clicking] 926 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:34,970 [sobbing] 927 00:42:37,306 --> 00:42:38,891 [Carol] Come on. [grunts] 928 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,061 [exhales] 929 00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:45,272 [siren wailing in distance] 930 00:42:50,444 --> 00:42:51,695 [Chloe grunts] 931 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,408 - [clanging] - [Chloe panting] 932 00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:04,333 [Chloe chuckles] 933 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:05,958 [grunts] 934 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,504 Okay, I'm out. 935 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:10,506 What? So soon? 936 00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:12,966 - We just started. - [chuckles] Well... 937 00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:16,053 You really are enjoying the super strength stuff, huh? 938 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:19,389 Yeah, it's fun to have this much power. 939 00:43:19,473 --> 00:43:20,473 I mean, you would know. 940 00:43:20,516 --> 00:43:22,142 - You love it. - Yeah, I love it. 941 00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:23,227 It's great. 942 00:43:23,352 --> 00:43:25,145 You know what else I love? Sleep. 943 00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:26,522 I'm out. 944 00:43:26,814 --> 00:43:27,814 Wait! 945 00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:31,652 Same time tomorrow, yeah? 946 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:35,030 [glass breaking] 947 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:38,408 Chloe, are you okay? 948 00:43:39,827 --> 00:43:41,662 Yeah, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be? 949 00:43:44,248 --> 00:43:46,458 Well, like you said, I have a wedding to plan, 950 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:49,753 so I'm gonna... pass on tomorrow. 951 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,575 - [Carol] You got him? - [male officer] Mm-hmm. 952 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:04,017 [Carol] Okay, thank you. 953 00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:06,018 [Carol sighs] 954 00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:10,065 - Hey. - Hey. 955 00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:12,651 Niles' story matches the autopsy report, 956 00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:13,902 so, it wasn't premeditated. 957 00:44:14,027 --> 00:44:16,613 And hopefully, that will be reflected in his sentence. 958 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:17,780 Oh, that's great! 959 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:20,535 Yeah, um... Hey, uh, hold on. 960 00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:23,036 Just, um... one second. 961 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,080 I'm sorry... 962 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,501 about the other day at Lux, the-the... 963 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,671 The after-hours Carol that is not me. 964 00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:36,383 I was just... I was taking some very bad advice because, um... 965 00:44:37,384 --> 00:44:38,384 [exhales] 966 00:44:39,178 --> 00:44:42,055 Well... I'm just gonna say it. 967 00:44:42,598 --> 00:44:44,683 - I like you. - I broke into your place. 968 00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:47,561 - You did what? - I stole your personnel file. 969 00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:51,064 I worried about your vice days and that missing year, and I broke in. 970 00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:57,404 And I found your trunk, and I opened it, 971 00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:00,741 which I-I-I know is something 972 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:05,078 that is yours to tell in-in your own time, and... 973 00:45:05,162 --> 00:45:06,162 It's okay. 974 00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:07,497 [siren wailing at a distance] 975 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:09,291 I'm not ashamed of it. 976 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,191 It's just... It's... It's something 977 00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:14,046 that doesn't come up in casual conversation. 978 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:16,590 And as for the year, uh, that is missing, 979 00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:18,884 I... I was in rehab. 980 00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:21,929 And when you get out of rehab, 981 00:45:22,012 --> 00:45:25,807 they tell you to take things slowly, everything, 982 00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:28,227 including... dating. 983 00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:33,690 And I think that's maybe why I've been so buttoned up. 984 00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:34,815 And since... 985 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,987 I dunno, I've just been struggling to figure out who I am again, 986 00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:42,532 and being around you, it just... It's just easy. 987 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:48,288 I'm just... the best version of myself again. 988 00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:51,291 [exhales] 989 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,670 Uh, well, I-I get it. 990 00:45:55,045 --> 00:46:01,176 I mean, figuring out who you really are is... quite the journey. 991 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,695 - Yeah. [chuckles nervously] - And, uh, 992 00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,723 I am so sorry for what I did, Carol, and... 993 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:10,310 Okay, not that this is any excuse whatsoever, but, um... 994 00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,896 [smacks lips] the last guy I dated 995 00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:15,023 was sort of a, um... 996 00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:17,359 serial killer. 997 00:46:18,402 --> 00:46:23,657 And, uh, that sort of thing tends to lead to a little mistrust 998 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,742 in the romance department. 999 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,830 Wow. 1000 00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:35,845 Guess that's one more thing we have in common, huh? [chuckles softly] 1001 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:37,795 Baggage. 1002 00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:41,718 - Yeah, buckets of baggage. - Yeah. [chuckles] 1003 00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:46,471 So... you're not mad? 1004 00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:49,308 Well, it's not great that you broke into my apartment 1005 00:46:49,683 --> 00:46:53,103 and stole my personnel file, 1006 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,731 but, um, I'm gonna go out on a limb 1007 00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:58,984 and say it's a sign you like me, too. 1008 00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:03,739 You still wanna go see Supercop? 1009 00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:09,243 Yeah. 1010 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,620 Cool. 1011 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:12,998 - Great. - All right, great. 1012 00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:16,168 Just-Just one, one more. Just a tiny... 1013 00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:17,252 Um... 1014 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,424 Promise me that if you ever wanna know anything, 1015 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:25,844 uh, about me ever again, that, uh... 1016 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,597 That you'll just ask. 1017 00:47:29,723 --> 00:47:30,723 Deal. 1018 00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:32,808 Great. 1019 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,438 - See ya. - [both chuckle] 1020 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:40,691 [sighs softly] 1021 00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:47,657 [sighs] 1022 00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:52,996 [exhales] Damn. 1023 00:47:54,206 --> 00:47:55,207 Ugh. 1024 00:48:03,173 --> 00:48:04,216 [exclaims] Eh. 1025 00:48:06,218 --> 00:48:07,677 Oh, sorry. 1026 00:48:08,387 --> 00:48:09,387 Were you using this? 1027 00:48:09,388 --> 00:48:11,014 Ah, finally. [laughs] 1028 00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:13,433 An opponent. I thought I'd be Forrest Gumping it forever. 1029 00:48:13,517 --> 00:48:14,517 Here you go. 1030 00:48:14,601 --> 00:48:15,727 Ball up. 1031 00:48:15,811 --> 00:48:16,895 [chuckles] 1032 00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:21,983 I'm not here for ping-pong. 1033 00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:28,198 Oh, whoa, holy... Wow! Those are... 1034 00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:31,534 Wait a minute. 1035 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:33,120 Did Lucifer send you? 1036 00:48:33,662 --> 00:48:34,662 Not exactly. 1037 00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:36,498 But he is the reason why I'm here. 1038 00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:37,915 Huh? 1039 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:40,198 [sighs in exasperation] You're ruining all my cool lines. 1040 00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:42,860 I heard you almost killed the Devil. 1041 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:44,588 Yeah. 1042 00:48:45,424 --> 00:48:46,425 Almost. 1043 00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:49,070 It's one of the worst things I've ever done. 1044 00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:50,929 In fact, I feel really guilty about it. 1045 00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,976 Very guilty about it. 1046 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,270 Well, everyone makes mistakes. 1047 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:03,608 [inhales] Speaking of, how did you get so close to killing him, exactly? 1048 00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:08,613 I was manipulated... 1049 00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:10,698 by an angel. 1050 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,659 Uh, Michael, right? 1051 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,911 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I know. He's the worst. 1052 00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:18,081 [exhales] Honestly, you shouldn't beat yourself up about it. 1053 00:49:18,498 --> 00:49:22,502 I mean, lots of humans, even angels, have fallen for his lies. 1054 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:26,798 But... I'd love to hear your side of the story. 1055 00:49:28,592 --> 00:49:30,552 [chuckles] 1056 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:33,099 You're trying to manipulate me, too, aren't you? 1057 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:35,849 What, you think I'm stupid? 1058 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:37,684 No shit, Sherlock. 1059 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:38,976 Well, you know what? 1060 00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,813 I'm not gonna help you hurt Lucifer. 1061 00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:43,356 I don't care who you are. 1062 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:47,235 For all I know, that's what got me into Hell in the first place. 1063 00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:49,945 Suit yourself. 1064 00:49:50,614 --> 00:49:53,033 But... just so you know, 1065 00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:56,495 Lucifer is not the only one who likes to make deals. 1066 00:49:57,537 --> 00:50:01,082 And, um, I think I know something you might be interested in. 1067 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,301 [chuckles] What could you possibly do for me? 1068 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,378 I can get you out of here. 1069 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:08,632 [chuckles] Yeah, right. It's not possible. 1070 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:10,049 Except it is. 1071 00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,823 Look, Lucifer said he's still trying to figure out a way. 1072 00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:17,265 - So... - What's there to figure? 1073 00:50:17,349 --> 00:50:19,726 It's easy. I can just fly you up to Earth. 1074 00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,478 Any angel can, 1075 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:23,438 and we all know it. 1076 00:50:24,272 --> 00:50:27,108 So then why would Lucifer leave me down here for thousands of years? 1077 00:50:28,652 --> 00:50:30,779 No clue, but he did. 1078 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:36,368 Anyway... if you're not interested... 1079 00:50:36,451 --> 00:50:37,451 Wait. 1080 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,501 Maybe I can help you. 1081 00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,086 [exhales] 1082 00:50:49,965 --> 00:50:51,758 Look who's not so stupid, after all. 1083 00:50:57,639 --> 00:50:58,639 [exhales] 1084 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:03,937 - You're still awake? - Mm. 1085 00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:05,437 [sniffs] 1086 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:08,900 Yes, and not in the good way. 1087 00:51:10,944 --> 00:51:12,279 Maybe I can help with that. 1088 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:13,654 [chuckles] 1089 00:51:17,784 --> 00:51:18,784 So... 1090 00:51:19,411 --> 00:51:20,537 How was your day, honey? 1091 00:51:21,246 --> 00:51:22,622 [sighs] Uneventful. 1092 00:51:23,290 --> 00:51:25,458 You? You feeling godly yet? 1093 00:51:25,584 --> 00:51:27,294 Well, I helped Carol. 1094 00:51:27,377 --> 00:51:29,546 But then, I was genuinely happy 1095 00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,631 when he and Miss Lopez worked out. 1096 00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,341 That's a bad thing? 1097 00:51:33,883 --> 00:51:35,218 Happy for both of them. 1098 00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:36,696 Which means somewhere along the way, 1099 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,638 I ended up caring about the stupid man. 1100 00:51:38,722 --> 00:51:40,599 So mission not accomplished. 1101 00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:43,351 Well, maybe this just means that you can 1102 00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:45,729 - learn to care about all humans. - [chuckles] 1103 00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:48,064 Well, I admire your positivity. 1104 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:50,483 But if that's the solution, then I'm never gonna be God. 1105 00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:54,154 - Lucifer. - [chuckles] 1106 00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:57,616 - You will figure this out. - I hope so. 1107 00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:00,410 I'm sorry this has taken longer than we thought. 1108 00:52:00,744 --> 00:52:01,953 There's no rush, right? 1109 00:52:02,037 --> 00:52:04,289 [inhales] It doesn't seem to be. 1110 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:08,877 Maybe we should just... take our time. 1111 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:19,929 [Ella] Wow. You really, uh, put away a lot of candy in there. 1112 00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:22,390 [Carol] Yup. [exhales] Known to do that. 1113 00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:24,934 Call me "Snacky Chan." 1114 00:52:26,102 --> 00:52:29,022 Oh, man, you're so popcorn-y. 1115 00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:30,899 [both chuckle] 1116 00:52:31,441 --> 00:52:32,525 [sighs] 1117 00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:34,694 Well, this is me. 1118 00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:36,613 Wow, nice. 1119 00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:38,406 Yeah. [chuckles] 1120 00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:41,076 Hey, Ella, um... 1121 00:52:43,745 --> 00:52:46,039 I have to say that I think tonight 1122 00:52:46,831 --> 00:52:48,833 is the best date I've ever had. 1123 00:52:51,086 --> 00:52:56,091 Well, I would call you a liar, but... [chuckles] 1124 00:53:01,805 --> 00:53:03,056 [softly] Good night. 1125 00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:04,766 [slow instrumental music playing] 1126 00:53:07,227 --> 00:53:08,436 [chuckles softly] 1127 00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:11,146 Hey, 1128 00:53:11,648 --> 00:53:13,024 if you're still up there... 1129 00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:15,360 thanks. 1130 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:18,613 [giggles] 1131 00:53:20,115 --> 00:53:21,116 [thud] 1132 00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,450 [croaks] 1133 00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:24,911 [suspenseful music playing] 1134 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:44,723 What the... 1135 00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:52,063 [theme music playing]