1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,600 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,601 --> 00:00:04,069 Everyone just calls me Beck. 3 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,771 And you are Joe? 4 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,156 Goldberg. 5 00:00:07,157 --> 00:00:09,124 A guy needs to protect himself, 6 00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:11,627 and your name was a glorious place to start. 7 00:00:11,628 --> 00:00:13,896 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 8 00:00:13,897 --> 00:00:15,398 was your address. 9 00:00:16,966 --> 00:00:18,600 Professor Leahy. 10 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:20,569 Professor Obvious wants to sleep with you. 11 00:00:20,570 --> 00:00:22,437 Your friends are disloyal, 12 00:00:22,438 --> 00:00:24,406 and that Peach is the queen bee. 13 00:00:24,407 --> 00:00:27,009 How broke are you? 14 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:30,245 Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich born, boarding school bred. 15 00:00:30,246 --> 00:00:32,915 God, you make me insane. 16 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:36,252 Oh! 17 00:00:37,987 --> 00:00:39,354 I think I know you. 18 00:00:39,355 --> 00:00:41,790 Oh, right. Of course. 19 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:45,327 You're smart, except in the ways you are really not, 20 00:00:45,328 --> 00:00:47,362 like not locking your phone. 21 00:00:47,363 --> 00:00:48,797 Maybe we could get a drink sometime. 22 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,399 Sure. 23 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,134 What you really need is someone to save you. 24 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,236 Man, I'm thinking maybe... 25 00:00:54,237 --> 00:00:56,104 Whatever you think I did... 26 00:00:56,105 --> 00:00:57,306 I can help, Beck. 27 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,440 ...you got the wrong guy. 28 00:00:58,441 --> 00:01:01,644 Let me help you. 29 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,113 Tonight's the night, Beck. 30 00:01:05,114 --> 00:01:07,249 Our first date. 31 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:10,953 It just feels right, right? 32 00:01:14,891 --> 00:01:17,492 I'm looking forward to it, and I think, 33 00:01:17,493 --> 00:01:19,628 obvious hangover aside, you are, too. 34 00:01:19,629 --> 00:01:22,364 But I've read people wrong in the past. 35 00:01:22,365 --> 00:01:25,500 One day, I'll tell you about Candace, 36 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:28,003 every red flag I was blind to, 37 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,272 how destroyed I was. 38 00:01:30,273 --> 00:01:31,974 What can I say? We all have baggage. 39 00:01:31,975 --> 00:01:35,377 But I feel like I'm dealing with it the right way. 40 00:01:35,378 --> 00:01:37,947 Not bothering you, just checking it. 41 00:01:42,952 --> 00:01:45,454 Hanging with you like this is admittedly honing skills 42 00:01:45,455 --> 00:01:50,526 I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy. 43 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:56,665 You can't afford new clothes, but let's be real. 44 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,502 You'd look perfect in a potato sack. 45 00:02:02,405 --> 00:02:05,073 Not a criticism, God knows I am, too, 46 00:02:05,074 --> 00:02:06,776 but you seem distracted. 47 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:11,947 Of course, a new phone. 48 00:02:11,948 --> 00:02:14,316 Not sure how you went 24 hours without one. 49 00:02:14,317 --> 00:02:17,052 As you activate your new friend there, 50 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:20,188 I know you think you're also deactivating your old one. 51 00:02:20,189 --> 00:02:21,957 But here's where you're wrong. 52 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,592 Your old phone, which I have, 53 00:02:23,593 --> 00:02:26,195 is still logged into the cloud. 54 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:33,535 And that means I'm still logged into you. 55 00:02:33,536 --> 00:02:35,704 Sci-fi movies are so wrong. 56 00:02:35,705 --> 00:02:37,606 Technology is our friend. 57 00:02:37,607 --> 00:02:39,741 You've reached Benji. Leave some love. Namaste. 58 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,576 Hey, look, you haven't texted back. 59 00:02:41,577 --> 00:02:44,513 Just let me know you're okay, okay? 60 00:02:44,514 --> 00:02:48,518 That's all I ask. This is really annoying, Benji. 61 00:02:51,821 --> 00:02:53,822 It is annoying. 62 00:02:53,823 --> 00:02:56,091 You're not thinking about us, you're thinking about him. 63 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:59,594 I kind of thought I took care of that for you, Beck. 64 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,663 Want to start off the class this morning? 65 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:02,965 - Sure. - Good. 66 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:04,633 My last T.A. was like a little mouse, 67 00:03:04,634 --> 00:03:06,568 - afraid of public speaking. - Oh, that's my job. 68 00:03:06,569 --> 00:03:08,136 Well, lucky us, you're good at it. 69 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:10,205 We're still on for tomorrow, drinks, poetry? 70 00:03:10,206 --> 00:03:12,742 Nothing if not up for both of those. 71 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,685 Hey, they came for the big day. 72 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:25,554 Want me move them down to the basement? 73 00:03:25,555 --> 00:03:27,889 No, I'll do that. Just get started on the window display. 74 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:30,692 Oh, hey, I was thinking about making cookies for #ReleaseDay. 75 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:33,228 Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook: 76 00:03:33,229 --> 00:03:35,397 Cook Cosmically for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness". 77 00:03:35,398 --> 00:03:36,932 Kill me. 78 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:37,967 Sounds great, Ethan. 79 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,467 Oh, and that kid is back. 80 00:03:39,468 --> 00:03:42,171 Paco? 81 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:48,043 Hey, speed reader. 82 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:49,111 Hi, Joe. 83 00:03:49,112 --> 00:03:50,746 What are you reading? 84 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:52,714 This book about werewolves the girls in my class 85 00:03:52,715 --> 00:03:54,215 won't stop talking about. 86 00:03:54,216 --> 00:03:58,019 It's more about love stuff than werewolf stuff. 87 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,522 There should be right up here... 88 00:04:00,523 --> 00:04:04,060 Yeah, it's right here. Here, try this. 89 00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:07,496 "Frankenstein"? 90 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,798 Yeah, the monster is really cool and scary 91 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:12,334 but also not really the monster. 92 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,336 What does that mean? 93 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,837 Just read it. You can tell me. 94 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:19,342 Ethan's got snacks. Set 'em up. 95 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:40,061 Let me the hell outta here! 96 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,363 Now! 97 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,131 Settle down, Benji. 98 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:44,367 Let's talk. 99 00:04:52,108 --> 00:04:54,342 Okay, granted I didn't think too far ahead 100 00:04:54,343 --> 00:04:56,077 when I swung that mallet. 101 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,980 I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 102 00:04:58,981 --> 00:05:01,183 the kind you know is bad but can't stop taking. 103 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:03,718 So I did what I had to do to help you, Beck. 104 00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:06,188 And now, there's an adult human male 105 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:07,622 in the basement of this bookstore. 106 00:05:07,623 --> 00:05:08,890 Somebody! 107 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,091 The basement's soundproof. 108 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,593 Aah! 109 00:05:11,594 --> 00:05:13,528 The owner loved to read in peace down here. 110 00:05:13,529 --> 00:05:15,364 I'm sorry. 111 00:05:15,365 --> 00:05:16,832 I told you, I don't know who you are, 112 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,234 I don't know why I'm here. I swear. 113 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:22,070 Confession, I have no idea what to do with him now. 114 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,239 I'm gonna give you my family lawyer's number. 115 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,707 He'll get you paid. 116 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,409 Of course he thinks I want money. 117 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,110 You know who my father is? 118 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:32,113 Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager. 119 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,483 We have a jet. We'll send you anywhere in the world. 120 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:38,053 Best case, that's somewhere far away from you, Beck. 121 00:05:38,054 --> 00:05:41,623 Worst case, that ends with prison time. 122 00:05:41,624 --> 00:05:44,393 Not an option. 123 00:05:46,028 --> 00:05:48,663 It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear. 124 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:51,299 Go to hell. 125 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,635 I don't eat gluten. 126 00:05:53,636 --> 00:05:56,171 It's an allergy, okay? That shit is real. 127 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:59,174 Gluten, dairy, if I ate a peanut, I could die. 128 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:02,110 Well, gosh, whatever can I get you? 129 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:05,080 I'd just like a bare burger wrapped in chard. 130 00:06:05,081 --> 00:06:06,848 Or I could do sushi. 131 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:08,016 Sushi? 132 00:06:08,017 --> 00:06:11,721 My diet is limited. Please? 133 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,956 Whoever you are, you're not a killer. 134 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,625 Oh, how I wish I was. 135 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,727 This would be much less complicated. 136 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:20,795 Let me out of here. 137 00:06:20,796 --> 00:06:23,999 I won't say anything to anyone. 138 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,434 He doesn't even know my name. I can figure this out. 139 00:06:26,435 --> 00:06:28,670 I'm claustrophobic. 140 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:31,907 My blood sugar's low. 141 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:36,278 Is this sugar? 142 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,281 I found it in your wallet along with three bars of Xanax, 143 00:06:39,282 --> 00:06:42,017 Adderall, half a sheet of, I think, acid, is it? 144 00:06:42,018 --> 00:06:43,618 Whatever. It's not even for me. 145 00:06:43,619 --> 00:06:44,819 I network. I own a business. 146 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,287 That's right, Home Soda. 147 00:06:46,288 --> 00:06:48,423 It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up. 148 00:06:48,424 --> 00:06:49,691 Is it? 149 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:52,193 Do your investors know you do heroin? 150 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:55,430 Or your... your father? How about your girlfriend? 151 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:58,934 I don't have a girlfriend. 152 00:07:01,237 --> 00:07:03,605 Oh, shit! 153 00:07:03,606 --> 00:07:06,509 That's where I know you from. 154 00:07:09,145 --> 00:07:10,612 You were in the cab! 155 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:12,013 Beck's cab! 156 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,448 She... she said your name. 157 00:07:13,449 --> 00:07:15,684 It's Jimmy. No. 158 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,486 This is Joe. He literally saved my life. 159 00:07:18,487 --> 00:07:19,821 It's Joe! 160 00:07:19,822 --> 00:07:22,324 Now, that's a complication. 161 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:25,393 Do not tell me that you're doing this because of Beck. 162 00:07:25,394 --> 00:07:26,661 She's not my girlfriend. 163 00:07:26,662 --> 00:07:28,063 You can have her! 164 00:07:28,064 --> 00:07:29,197 Take her! 165 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,599 Careful, Benji. 166 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,100 Not winning any points. 167 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:33,134 If you knew her, 168 00:07:33,135 --> 00:07:35,470 you would not be putting me in a cage 169 00:07:35,471 --> 00:07:39,642 and ruining your life over Guinevere Goddamn Beck! 170 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:43,645 If you want out, 171 00:07:43,646 --> 00:07:45,581 you'll do what I want. 172 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,321 The days of being with a man who doesn't value you, 173 00:07:53,322 --> 00:07:54,823 those are over. 174 00:07:54,824 --> 00:07:57,827 If we can get over the first date hump. 175 00:07:58,861 --> 00:08:01,329 Can't help it, worried about Benji. 176 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:03,564 That's why it's so crucial Benji's out of your picture. 177 00:08:03,565 --> 00:08:05,466 Please, he's off getting shit-faced. 178 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:07,435 Or he's in some kind of trouble. 179 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:09,671 What we have right now is just a little spark. 180 00:08:09,672 --> 00:08:11,573 Every choice is a message. 181 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,610 With Candace, I always felt like I was pushing. 182 00:08:15,878 --> 00:08:18,513 But now I realize, can't force it, 183 00:08:18,514 --> 00:08:20,482 the timing, the spark. 184 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:23,184 So you tell me if you're too distracted, Beck. 185 00:08:23,185 --> 00:08:25,887 You decide. 186 00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:29,124 Sure. Looking forward. Free at six. 187 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:48,443 So it was just one of those cheesy diaries with a lock, 188 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,311 but I couldn't stop writing. 189 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:54,049 I just... I felt better having it all down on paper, you know? 190 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:56,217 And then I did this little creative writing assignment 191 00:08:56,218 --> 00:08:58,119 and it just blew my teacher's mind. 192 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,622 She acted like it was the best thing she'd... 193 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,258 Honestly, part of me thought this date would never come, 194 00:09:03,259 --> 00:09:05,960 and now it feels so easy, so right. 195 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:09,497 This is how our story goes, Beck. 196 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:11,800 And here I am. 197 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,403 Sometimes you just, you do things on instinct 198 00:09:15,404 --> 00:09:18,940 because you have to, and then you scramble, you know. 199 00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:22,844 Yeah, I kinda know. 200 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:25,113 I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, 201 00:09:25,114 --> 00:09:27,816 I might discover you aren't on social media. 202 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,453 Fact, it renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upside. 203 00:09:31,454 --> 00:09:32,987 I'm an old-fashioned guy. 204 00:09:32,988 --> 00:09:34,989 I like real life. 205 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,458 What about your job? 206 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:37,826 Bookstore manager or... 207 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,961 Or international super spy, which is... 208 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:43,198 I mean, is that your goal or... 209 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,401 I know I'm in a city full of people 210 00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:49,204 with... with... with big, fat neon sign aspirations. 211 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:53,375 And I know it's not cool to say and it's not big and flashy... 212 00:09:55,978 --> 00:09:58,613 but I love books, 213 00:09:58,614 --> 00:10:03,384 and I want my life to be about what I actually love. 214 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:06,488 Yeah, I get that. 215 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:14,262 Sorry, just a second, okay? 216 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,564 Yeah, go ahead. 217 00:10:16,565 --> 00:10:19,667 Hey. 218 00:10:19,668 --> 00:10:22,670 Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach. 219 00:10:22,671 --> 00:10:24,272 I'm the one who told you I was worried. 220 00:10:24,273 --> 00:10:27,776 Okay. Yes, I'm coming. 221 00:10:30,579 --> 00:10:33,448 I'm sorry, I have to go. 222 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:36,518 This friend, he just... apparently he had to go meet someone 223 00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:38,219 and never came back. 224 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,521 It's worrying. 225 00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:41,522 We can pick it up some other time if you have to. 226 00:10:41,523 --> 00:10:43,224 All right, thank you. 227 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,193 I hope your friend is okay. 228 00:10:45,194 --> 00:10:46,861 I thought I'd done it, 229 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,997 gotten Benji out of our way. 230 00:10:48,998 --> 00:10:51,433 Looks like I have to finish the job. 231 00:10:55,504 --> 00:10:57,338 To figure out what to do with the poster boy 232 00:10:57,339 --> 00:10:59,240 for white male privilege in the cage, 233 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,509 I need to understand who he truly is. 234 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:04,846 And to do that, I need to know what he cares about. 235 00:11:04,847 --> 00:11:06,314 This is totally unfair. 236 00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,816 If I knew you were gonna quiz me, 237 00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,551 I'd have put more recent books on the list. 238 00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:12,053 So bottom line, you've never even read "On the Road". 239 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:13,688 It's very possible to read a book 240 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:16,591 without having to read it in the traditional manner. 241 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,725 You can read about a book. 242 00:11:17,726 --> 00:11:21,930 Yeah, I get it. 243 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,164 You're a fraud. 244 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,099 Here, give me the stupid book. 245 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,202 I'll read it right now, you sadistic prick. 246 00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:30,338 Anything to get me out of here. 247 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:32,507 I do understand something about you now, Beck. 248 00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:36,044 You somehow think this guy is all you deserve. 249 00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:37,979 You're looking a little gray and mealy in there. 250 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:40,181 Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash! 251 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:42,750 I thought it wasn't for you. 252 00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:44,919 Fine. 253 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,156 You happy? It's mine. I'm a chipper. 254 00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:51,292 I never do it more than three days in a row. 255 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,660 And I'm quitting. 256 00:11:52,661 --> 00:11:56,265 Okay, only if you're quitting. 257 00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:07,141 Doesn't work that way. 258 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:10,646 It's only one way. 259 00:12:12,181 --> 00:12:15,250 Thank you. Thank you. 260 00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:22,224 Just one more thing. 261 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:24,827 Password. 262 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,602 Leanna. 263 00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:36,371 L-E-A-N-N-A. 264 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:39,607 His phone lock is another girl's name, Beck. 265 00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:42,678 Jesus Christ. 266 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,747 Oh, yeah. 267 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,056 Well, he's been living a frankly off-brand life 268 00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:56,991 for a guy who markets health soda. 269 00:12:56,992 --> 00:12:58,760 Based on the evidence, 270 00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:00,328 he's not missing you when you're gone. 271 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:02,965 You don't mean anything to him. 272 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,174 Say cheese. 273 00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:14,742 I was worried. I called his mother. 274 00:13:14,743 --> 00:13:16,677 We were about to call the police, and he's high 275 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:18,279 in some random shitburg in Massachusetts 276 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,014 according to his geolocation. 277 00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,583 Don't say geolocation. You're not a stalker. 278 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,686 At least we know he's fine, just being the worst. 279 00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:28,323 So we're all gonna go try that new bar tonight, right? 280 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,358 In SoHo. 281 00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:31,025 You are such a lush. 282 00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,860 Shit, I can't go. I'm sorry. 283 00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:35,863 I'm supposed to have drinks with my thesis adviser. 284 00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:37,265 Oh. 285 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,001 Ugh, scale of one to ten, how pervy? 286 00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:41,669 He won an award for a book of poems 287 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:45,206 that probably has 35 references to, like, vagina lips. 288 00:13:45,207 --> 00:13:47,275 Well, banging your professor is like a grad school 289 00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:48,710 - rite of passage. - Is it? 290 00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:50,611 Annika's like the Wikipedia page for slut, so... 291 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,014 Whatever. I banged my bio professor. 292 00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:54,349 It was fine. 293 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,950 Notably, I passed the class. 294 00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:57,552 You know, eyes on the prize. 295 00:13:57,553 --> 00:13:58,953 Ovary up, girl. 296 00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:01,389 Beck doesn't want to ovary up. 297 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,291 He controls my status as a T.A. 298 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,692 He could knock me out of my housing. 299 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:07,395 Or you could not figure it out and report him. 300 00:14:07,396 --> 00:14:09,564 I think it only works that way in the movies. 301 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:13,601 Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow. 302 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,269 My party. 303 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:19,040 Tomorrow is the anniversary of my parents' divorce. 304 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,576 The party I always have to distract myself. 305 00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:24,413 Of course. Sorry. I'm coming. 306 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:32,320 One more line, man, come on. 307 00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:35,824 Just tell me your plan and I will help you. 308 00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:37,592 Where is she right now? 309 00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:39,861 She's partying her face off with Lynn and Annika, right? 310 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,363 Actually, she's about to meet her thesis adviser, 311 00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:45,400 but glad to hear you take her seriously. 312 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:50,071 See, this is what I'm telling you. 313 00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:53,041 You see this hardworking writer chick. 314 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,776 How could you not? 315 00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:56,878 She's branded the living shit out of herself 316 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,112 across the Internet. 317 00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,680 I want you to know, 318 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,315 if I wasn't about to be late to see you, 319 00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,251 I would beat this guy bloody 320 00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:05,219 for the way he talks about you. 321 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:09,257 I'm telling you, this is her thing. 322 00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:12,293 Right now, she's got on red lipstick 323 00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:15,897 and she's getting ready to work her professor hard 324 00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:18,099 for that "A". 325 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:21,135 I'll see you later, Benji. 326 00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:23,104 Hey, come back. 327 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:26,308 I'm hungry! 328 00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:36,651 There's a directness. 329 00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:39,053 That's what's special about your work. 330 00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,456 So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it. 331 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:44,492 Thanks. That's really helpful. 332 00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,628 And coming from you, it means a lot. 333 00:15:47,629 --> 00:15:51,199 A lot of people find a direct woman irresistible. 334 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,102 You should lean into that in your life as well. 335 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:57,238 Yeah, easier said than done. 336 00:15:57,239 --> 00:16:00,041 Well, you can always practice on me. 337 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,144 I'm safe. 338 00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:05,914 You really have nothing to be nervous about. 339 00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:10,818 The world is your bright red apple. 340 00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:14,690 You think he writes these lines in advance like a poem? 341 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,327 I wish I had your... confidence. 342 00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:24,966 Putting your work out into the world is a service. 343 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,667 I'll try and remember that. 344 00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:28,636 I wouldn't tell you if you weren't talented. 345 00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,972 I'm happy to share all my secrets. 346 00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:35,844 So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge what there is here. 347 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:49,424 Don't touch me. It's not sexy, it's repulsive. 348 00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:54,829 Sorry, but this is... 349 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,230 You invited me to. 350 00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:58,032 No, I didn't. 351 00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,800 You flirt brazenly. 352 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,969 You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. 353 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,437 What do you call that? 354 00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:04,906 - It's crazy. - If you're gonna stay 355 00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:08,643 on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, 356 00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:10,978 cover your tits, 357 00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:12,847 stop the blow-job eyes, 358 00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:16,317 and write... better. 359 00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:18,019 I like you, 360 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,720 but clearly you're overworked. 361 00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:23,791 It's only right to release you from the T.A. position. 362 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,892 No. No, please. 363 00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:28,095 Get some rest. 364 00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:29,697 You're right to be angry. 365 00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:33,367 Some things can't just be allowed to be. 366 00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:36,538 Something has to be done about someone like him. 367 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,820 Hello. 368 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,556 Hey, where are you? 369 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,592 I'm in the Village. 370 00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:01,629 Maybe we can finish our talk. 371 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:05,033 Yeah, I'll be there in 15. 372 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:18,980 Are you staring at my lipstick? 373 00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:20,248 No, no. No, I'm not. 374 00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:21,682 I'm not. No, it's just different. 375 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:25,086 No, I just... I wanted to try something new, 376 00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:27,355 but you're right, it's not really me. 377 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,323 So why did you call me? 378 00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:31,892 I don't know. Spontaneous impulse. 379 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,928 That's okay. You'll learn you can tell me anything. 380 00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:36,029 We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, 381 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,431 he was missing, right? 382 00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:39,900 Oh, God, he's fine. He's just an idiot. 383 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,036 Agree with you there, but you want to keep it light. 384 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,571 I can do that. 385 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:46,641 Okay, this couple here coming in the door, 386 00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:48,943 what do you think, first date? 387 00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:52,780 Third. She's not sure she wants to seal the deal. 388 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:54,415 Hmm. 389 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,151 And those two. 390 00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:59,020 Where? 391 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,288 Brink of divorce. 392 00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:03,891 Ooh, that's cold. 393 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,761 Okay. 394 00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:09,930 Oh, that's easy. 395 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,434 It's us in 30 years. 396 00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:15,436 And that was way too much. 397 00:19:15,437 --> 00:19:17,305 I love that. 398 00:19:19,608 --> 00:19:21,542 Wow, you're in super good shape for an old guy. 399 00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:24,011 Thank you, and you, if I may say, 400 00:19:24,012 --> 00:19:26,947 are hot as ever. 401 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,549 But in a dignified, age-appropriate away. 402 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:32,087 It's all the yoga. It keeps me young. 403 00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:37,992 To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy 404 00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:40,461 that you could come tonight. 405 00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:41,962 It's been the worst day. 406 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,099 My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me. 407 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,334 Oh, you're kidding. 408 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,102 The most embarrassing part is 409 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:51,172 I actually thought he believed in me and my work. 410 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,673 This isn't your fault. 411 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,942 Yeah, but dumb shit like this happens all the time. 412 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,778 I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet 413 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:01,750 for, like, dudes with serious issues. 414 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:06,120 So what are you gonna do about your thesis adviser? 415 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,623 I don't know. Get through it. 416 00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:13,795 I believe in you. 417 00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:19,867 Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tomorrow? 418 00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,736 Already booking our next date. 419 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:25,239 It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's. 420 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,907 Like J.D. Salinger? 421 00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:28,142 I mean, yes. 422 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,410 Whoa! Wow. 423 00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:31,212 But she doesn't like to talk about it. 424 00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:32,546 And she's a sweetheart. 425 00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:35,182 Her family's just a little, you know? 426 00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:37,352 Yeah, whose isn't? 427 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,466 Mm. I like yours better. 428 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,837 Well, let's give thanks to our lord Stephen King, 429 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,606 who bestoweth books so that our bookstores 430 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:01,142 in third dimensional locations may live. 431 00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:04,345 It's cool how you get in the monster's POV. 432 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,547 You understand why he does stuff. 433 00:21:06,548 --> 00:21:08,883 Almost like it's... 434 00:21:08,884 --> 00:21:10,284 Justified? 435 00:21:10,285 --> 00:21:12,386 Yeah, but then it's weird, 436 00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:13,954 'cause he's bad but not all bad. 437 00:21:13,955 --> 00:21:15,689 Quick Twitter break for Benj. 438 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,158 Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's the bad one 439 00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:21,028 for even making him, right? 440 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,831 Well, I think it's open to your interpretation. 441 00:21:23,832 --> 00:21:26,201 You ready? 442 00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:30,371 Let's do it then. Release the kraken! 443 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,740 Hey, come on in. Hey, good morning. 444 00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:35,075 Cookies, homemade, not just for me. 445 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,311 Get a book. 446 00:21:37,312 --> 00:21:41,015 Thank you so much. Your receipt is in the book. 447 00:21:41,016 --> 00:21:42,783 Whoa, we need another box already. 448 00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:44,718 Ethan, can you watch the register for a second? 449 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,253 Kid ran down to the basement to get it. 450 00:21:46,254 --> 00:21:47,721 What? No. 451 00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:49,123 Yeah, I saw him grab the key. 452 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,226 Paco! 453 00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:05,406 Paco! 454 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,574 What did I say? 455 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,942 I'm sorry. 456 00:22:07,943 --> 00:22:09,477 I told you not to come down here. 457 00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:11,045 I just wanted to grab a book. 458 00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:12,813 Don't be an idiot! Why would you do that? 459 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,215 - I'm sorry. - Why? 460 00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:30,264 So what happened with you and Professor Vaj Lips? 461 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,733 Let's just say I better find a better job 462 00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,068 or some kind of housing or... 463 00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:37,005 I don't know. 464 00:22:38,006 --> 00:22:41,709 Okay, enough of this shit. 465 00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:44,578 Peach, no. I can't... I can't accept it. 466 00:22:44,579 --> 00:22:46,013 Stop. 467 00:22:46,014 --> 00:22:49,851 It's just first, last, and a deposit, okay. 468 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:53,454 Don't be so noble, okay. 469 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,856 Just take the check and stop stressing. 470 00:22:55,857 --> 00:22:58,159 Here. 471 00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:07,568 Jesus Christ. 472 00:23:07,569 --> 00:23:10,804 If you want to kill me, what the hell are you waiting for? 473 00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:13,407 Why would I want to kill him? 474 00:23:13,408 --> 00:23:14,942 Who wants to kill people? 475 00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:16,343 Three cups, 476 00:23:16,344 --> 00:23:18,612 one is your brand, Home Soda. 477 00:23:18,613 --> 00:23:20,214 It's the best, right? 478 00:23:20,215 --> 00:23:21,615 So prove it. 479 00:23:21,616 --> 00:23:23,017 Tell me which one it is. 480 00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:25,219 If I get this right, I get a fix? 481 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,222 If you get this right, 482 00:23:28,223 --> 00:23:31,159 I'll let you out. 483 00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:46,240 I need a palate cleanser. 484 00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:48,309 Cup two. 485 00:23:53,915 --> 00:23:55,617 Three. 486 00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:06,460 One, two, or three? 487 00:24:06,461 --> 00:24:08,930 I don't know. 488 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,867 Wait! None of them, okay! 489 00:24:13,868 --> 00:24:16,537 They all taste like stale, cheap drugstore soda. 490 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,740 They're not mine. 491 00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:21,108 They're all yours. 492 00:24:21,109 --> 00:24:22,509 That's bullshit! 493 00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:25,446 Home Soda is, obviously. 494 00:24:25,447 --> 00:24:27,848 Let me out of here! 495 00:24:27,849 --> 00:24:29,817 Let me out of here! 496 00:24:29,818 --> 00:24:33,087 You psychopath! 497 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,892 Fine! 498 00:24:38,893 --> 00:24:41,795 You win! I lose! 499 00:24:41,796 --> 00:24:43,897 We all lose. 500 00:24:43,898 --> 00:24:48,235 What am I gonna do with this lying sack of shit, Beck? 501 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,538 You want Beck, right? 502 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,907 Let's... let's be clear. 503 00:24:53,908 --> 00:24:57,745 She does not want to be with a guy like you. 504 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,980 I can help you. 505 00:24:59,981 --> 00:25:03,217 No. Actually, she invited me to a party tonight. 506 00:25:03,218 --> 00:25:04,485 To Peach Salinger's. 507 00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:08,122 A Salinger party, oh, Joe. 508 00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:11,125 She... she's taking you to add texture. 509 00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:12,860 She wants to seem interesting, 510 00:25:12,861 --> 00:25:15,529 like she hangs out with real folk. 511 00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:17,431 She's deep, she's an artist. 512 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,033 Truth? 513 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:21,268 Beck will always leave someone like you 514 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,704 for someone who can take her places. 515 00:25:23,705 --> 00:25:25,806 We never made it to a single party 516 00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:27,775 'cause she couldn't jump on me fast enough. 517 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,079 She's playing you for a chump, my friend. 518 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:38,018 So yeah, it was really bad. 519 00:25:38,019 --> 00:25:40,854 Basically, food poisoning is the reason why 520 00:25:40,855 --> 00:25:42,423 Peach and I are friends. 521 00:25:42,424 --> 00:25:44,058 Puke does bond you. 522 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,826 She show you her ladle? 523 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:47,327 She's got this red kitchen ladle. 524 00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,196 It's a whole call-you-daddy, spank me thing. 525 00:25:49,197 --> 00:25:51,632 She's kinky as shit with me 526 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,701 because I'm loaded. 527 00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:55,502 Not you 'cause... 'cause who are you? 528 00:25:55,503 --> 00:25:58,205 So hopefully nothing gastrointestinal happens, 529 00:25:58,206 --> 00:26:02,744 but I do hope you guys like each other. 530 00:26:07,282 --> 00:26:09,049 You want to change that. 531 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:11,686 You need me. 532 00:26:14,889 --> 00:26:17,058 Shit. 533 00:26:22,197 --> 00:26:25,466 One look and I can tell you, not my crowd. 534 00:26:25,467 --> 00:26:30,237 What they are is everything Benji claims you want to be. 535 00:26:30,238 --> 00:26:31,538 Beckalish. 536 00:26:31,539 --> 00:26:33,073 Hi. 537 00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:34,475 Hey. 538 00:26:34,476 --> 00:26:36,076 Mwah, mwah. 539 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:37,377 - Here you go. - Thank you. 540 00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:39,246 Is this Joseph? 541 00:26:39,247 --> 00:26:40,414 Joe. 542 00:26:40,415 --> 00:26:41,682 Am I just texture here, Beck? 543 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,617 Now, Joseph... 544 00:26:43,618 --> 00:26:45,018 Just... just Joe. 545 00:26:45,019 --> 00:26:46,653 I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here. 546 00:26:46,654 --> 00:26:49,022 So make yourself at home. Everyone here is friendly. 547 00:26:49,023 --> 00:26:51,726 Brown people don't bite. 548 00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:55,163 Alumni. 549 00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:58,499 Where'd you go? 550 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,434 I didn't. 551 00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:01,802 Hmm. 552 00:27:01,803 --> 00:27:03,938 Come on. 553 00:27:13,782 --> 00:27:15,382 I blacked out. 554 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:18,819 Annika Atwater, rich and #carefree, 555 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:21,421 building a brand as a body positive influencer, 556 00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:23,123 which seems to involve 557 00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:25,993 wearing a lot of free stuff on Instagram. 558 00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:29,096 Lynn Lieser, publicist, #cocktaillover. 559 00:27:29,097 --> 00:27:30,998 Daughter of a surgeon and tech CEO, adopted, 560 00:27:30,999 --> 00:27:34,769 and has all the smugness, none of the angst. 561 00:28:08,736 --> 00:28:10,704 If you have a full set, each one of them is worth 562 00:28:10,705 --> 00:28:12,906 three times as much for a collector. 563 00:28:12,907 --> 00:28:14,975 You've read that one? 564 00:28:14,976 --> 00:28:17,878 Just the first one. 565 00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:21,382 Typical. 566 00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:26,687 You think I need some illiterate working in my shop? 567 00:28:27,989 --> 00:28:29,756 No, hey. 568 00:28:29,757 --> 00:28:31,124 If you want to work in this shop, 569 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:34,161 you learn the value of these books. 570 00:28:34,162 --> 00:28:36,096 Mr. Mooney, please. 571 00:28:36,097 --> 00:28:39,166 Everything you need is in there. 572 00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:40,701 - Please! - Joseph. 573 00:28:40,702 --> 00:28:43,538 There you are. 574 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,373 It's Joe, just Joe. 575 00:28:46,374 --> 00:28:49,042 This is a lovely collection, Peaches. 576 00:28:49,043 --> 00:28:51,645 It's Peach, and, I mean, you've 577 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:54,982 probably read more of these books than I have. 578 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,819 A good salesman has to know his product, right? 579 00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:03,490 So you met Beck at a book shop, right? 580 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,192 That's right. 581 00:29:05,193 --> 00:29:07,294 Only in New York. 582 00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:08,962 And then you just happened to meet again. 583 00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:12,499 Casual tone, detective eyes. 584 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,167 Well, it's lucky we did. 585 00:29:14,168 --> 00:29:16,770 She was on the tracks at the time. 586 00:29:16,771 --> 00:29:18,438 So I heard. 587 00:29:18,439 --> 00:29:20,173 Oh, God, thank goodness for you. 588 00:29:20,174 --> 00:29:23,644 I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places 589 00:29:23,645 --> 00:29:27,715 at the very right moment. 590 00:29:30,118 --> 00:29:32,820 Oh, it's time for the toast. 591 00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:48,235 So in the time I was in there, 592 00:29:48,236 --> 00:29:50,871 you attract Benji 2.0. 593 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,006 Peach looks thrilled. 594 00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:54,608 Are you thrilled? 595 00:29:54,609 --> 00:29:57,111 What do you want? 596 00:30:07,121 --> 00:30:09,289 So which Beck are you? 597 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:12,660 The one I see or the one Benji does? 598 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:19,700 Hey, stranger. 599 00:30:19,701 --> 00:30:21,868 How are you holding up? 600 00:30:21,869 --> 00:30:24,372 Having fun? 601 00:30:28,309 --> 00:30:31,646 Beck. 602 00:30:32,513 --> 00:30:36,183 Why did you bring me here? 603 00:30:36,184 --> 00:30:39,453 I don't know. I thought it could be fun? 604 00:30:39,454 --> 00:30:42,055 I don't think I have a lot in common 605 00:30:42,056 --> 00:30:45,125 with your other friends. 606 00:30:45,126 --> 00:30:47,762 I like that about you. 607 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,065 I always think I'm gonna love these things, 608 00:30:52,066 --> 00:30:53,934 yet somehow never do. 609 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,003 Then why did we come? 610 00:30:56,004 --> 00:30:58,939 It's been this way since Brown. 611 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,541 Just feels like I'm getting sucked in 612 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,677 and I could just be me, 613 00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:07,214 yet that somehow never feels quite good enough. 614 00:31:07,215 --> 00:31:09,950 You know, I stole this dress to fit in, 615 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,151 which is pathetic. 616 00:31:11,152 --> 00:31:12,552 I don't know about that. 617 00:31:12,553 --> 00:31:14,321 Yeah, not as pathetic as the fact that Peach 618 00:31:14,322 --> 00:31:16,023 wrote me a check to keep me afloat, 619 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:19,227 which I don't want to cash but now I have to. 620 00:31:21,996 --> 00:31:25,265 Look, if you're not one of them, 621 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:28,101 it's just 'cause stuff didn't just get handed to you. 622 00:31:28,102 --> 00:31:29,536 It didn't. 623 00:31:29,537 --> 00:31:31,238 Right, and when it's like that, 624 00:31:31,239 --> 00:31:35,509 sometimes, to survive... 625 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:40,280 you have to show some teeth. 626 00:31:40,281 --> 00:31:44,685 And I'm guessing that yours are pretty sharp. 627 00:31:54,328 --> 00:31:56,863 I'm glad we met, glad we're friends. 628 00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:58,065 For the love of Christ. 629 00:32:05,239 --> 00:32:07,707 Joe? I know that voice. 630 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,243 Joe Goldberg? 631 00:32:10,244 --> 00:32:12,813 Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend. 632 00:32:12,814 --> 00:32:15,282 Great, a little soon for you to hear this, Beck, 633 00:32:15,283 --> 00:32:16,450 but here we go. 634 00:32:16,451 --> 00:32:18,718 Wow, Maddie, that's crazy. 635 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,220 It's so good to see you. 636 00:32:20,221 --> 00:32:21,521 This is Beck. 637 00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:23,857 Hey. 638 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:27,094 So I heard about you and Candace. 639 00:32:27,095 --> 00:32:28,995 You know, I thought we were pretty happy, 640 00:32:28,996 --> 00:32:32,599 but she thought she could be happier with some guy in Rome. 641 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,469 So you know, I get it. She's following her bliss. 642 00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:38,873 It's just how she left so suddenly. 643 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,275 I mean, we were all kind of hurt. 644 00:32:42,276 --> 00:32:45,078 Would you excuse us? My Uber is here. 645 00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:46,379 It was nice to meet you. 646 00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:49,850 Sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie. 647 00:32:52,453 --> 00:32:56,189 I just felt like that needed to be over. 648 00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:59,593 Let's get you home. 649 00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:05,632 Be here for Paco. 650 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:08,502 What could he possibly need from me? 651 00:33:08,503 --> 00:33:11,105 He needs someone who isn't drunk, Ron, how about that? 652 00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:18,111 What the hell is wrong with you, punching a wall? 653 00:33:18,112 --> 00:33:21,148 Solve our problems. 654 00:33:21,149 --> 00:33:23,483 I'm sorry. 655 00:33:23,484 --> 00:33:24,484 It's okay. 656 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:26,052 It's not okay to yell. 657 00:33:26,053 --> 00:33:27,921 Grown-ups do it all the time. 658 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,223 Grown-ups are assholes. 659 00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:34,695 Some people used to yell at me, too, you know. 660 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:38,965 And I don't want to be like them. 661 00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:40,468 I got you something. 662 00:33:51,579 --> 00:33:55,615 I can't take this in the house. 663 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,817 Ron. 664 00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:02,155 So all the bathrooms in the building 665 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:03,757 have the same kind of ceiling. 666 00:34:03,758 --> 00:34:05,659 So go in the bathroom. 667 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:09,763 The ceiling tiles around the vent move if you push them. 668 00:34:09,764 --> 00:34:11,831 So you push one... 669 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:16,403 pop the book in there, slide it closed. 670 00:34:16,404 --> 00:34:18,805 Like a secret hiding place. 671 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,941 Cool. 672 00:34:20,942 --> 00:34:22,742 Thank you. 673 00:34:22,743 --> 00:34:25,212 Mm-hmm. 674 00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:28,048 Have a good night, Paco. 675 00:34:30,184 --> 00:34:33,320 If you want it, it's here. 676 00:34:46,634 --> 00:34:49,502 You are not responsible for my feelings, 677 00:34:49,503 --> 00:34:52,005 I am, but for the record, 678 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:56,643 I feel like congealed, day-old egg rolls right about now. 679 00:34:56,644 --> 00:34:59,913 What was the point of taking me to that party? 680 00:34:59,914 --> 00:35:01,781 Benji was right. 681 00:35:01,782 --> 00:35:03,284 Benji! 682 00:35:22,937 --> 00:35:25,038 Honestly, I get how he feels. 683 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:27,274 You left me here to die! 684 00:35:27,275 --> 00:35:29,210 You left me here to die! 685 00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:35,916 Enough of this, just kill me! 686 00:35:48,262 --> 00:35:51,498 Hi. 687 00:35:51,499 --> 00:35:53,767 I... 688 00:35:53,768 --> 00:35:57,270 I just... I want to ask you to please reconsider. 689 00:35:57,271 --> 00:36:00,974 I need the T.A. job. 690 00:36:00,975 --> 00:36:03,410 I need housing. 691 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,681 Can we maybe discuss placing me with another adviser? 692 00:36:08,516 --> 00:36:10,216 It's the middle of the term. 693 00:36:10,217 --> 00:36:13,019 I know. 694 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,522 Inconvenient, but it's... 695 00:36:15,523 --> 00:36:18,358 It's really important. 696 00:36:18,359 --> 00:36:20,660 I wish you the best. 697 00:36:20,661 --> 00:36:24,164 But I really can't, in good conscience, do that. 698 00:36:24,165 --> 00:36:27,568 I understand. 699 00:36:39,914 --> 00:36:41,781 So I... 700 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:45,052 I guess I'm realizing I have no choice... 701 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,629 but to share this. 702 00:36:57,932 --> 00:37:00,400 And that is? 703 00:37:00,401 --> 00:37:03,536 Well, it can fit in one tweet. 704 00:37:03,537 --> 00:37:06,406 A list of six women who have a story about you. 705 00:37:06,407 --> 00:37:08,975 Not hard to find, didn't take much asking around. 706 00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,076 What's the term again, 707 00:37:10,077 --> 00:37:12,379 harassment or misconduct? 708 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,213 Anyway, they were too scared to come forward, 709 00:37:14,214 --> 00:37:17,884 but then we realized it's harder to dismiss seven women 710 00:37:17,885 --> 00:37:19,719 with the same story. 711 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,622 That's not possible. 712 00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:24,023 I've done nothing inappropriate. 713 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,526 You want to make yourself a public liar? 714 00:37:26,527 --> 00:37:29,028 That actually would sink your career. 715 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:32,299 Blackmail is not something you live down. 716 00:37:35,269 --> 00:37:36,669 You're trying to call my bluff, 717 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:39,205 but I'm not bluffing. 718 00:37:39,206 --> 00:37:42,242 So your call. 719 00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:51,217 I've had a lot of time to think in here. 720 00:37:51,218 --> 00:37:54,320 You're right. 721 00:37:54,321 --> 00:37:58,658 I am a fraud. 722 00:37:58,659 --> 00:38:03,196 I've done things worse than you. 723 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:06,232 And that's how I know, Joe, 724 00:38:06,233 --> 00:38:08,202 you're not a killer. 725 00:38:12,573 --> 00:38:16,042 I want to tell you something. 726 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,244 And once I tell you, 727 00:38:18,245 --> 00:38:20,213 I'll know your worst secret. 728 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:23,616 You'll know mine. 729 00:38:23,617 --> 00:38:27,287 Then you can let me go. 730 00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:37,363 Yeah! We thought this group was strong. 731 00:38:37,364 --> 00:38:40,400 A lot of interesting stuff in Benji's nightstand. 732 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,101 But he was right. 733 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:45,138 The thumb drive is by far the most interesting. 734 00:38:45,139 --> 00:38:48,074 It started out your standard issue frat hazing, 735 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:51,645 but a certain intensity kicked in. 736 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,482 Then the coke or the homophobia. 737 00:38:55,483 --> 00:38:56,749 Teach this bitch a lesson. 738 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,151 Teach him a lesson! 739 00:38:58,152 --> 00:38:59,519 They all stood there, 740 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,421 laughing. 741 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,256 - And Benji... - Whoo! 742 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,525 ...was the worst because he stood there 743 00:39:05,526 --> 00:39:06,893 holding the camera. 744 00:39:06,894 --> 00:39:09,063 Dumbass, wake up, dumb-ass! 745 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:12,599 Oh, shit! 746 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,067 Their parents made it go away, 747 00:39:14,068 --> 00:39:17,036 but Benji kept a copy of the video, 748 00:39:17,037 --> 00:39:18,872 I assume, to hold over friends' heads. 749 00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:21,808 Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's. 750 00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:23,543 And he doesn't deserve it, 751 00:39:23,544 --> 00:39:25,678 but he's right. 752 00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:28,682 It is enough to buy his freedom. 753 00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:40,627 Should I have changed the subject on that balcony, 754 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,328 tried to kiss you sooner? 755 00:39:42,329 --> 00:39:44,964 It's not fair how easy it is to kill a spark. 756 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:47,200 It's a miracle love ever happens. 757 00:39:47,201 --> 00:39:48,334 If it's not a myth. 758 00:39:48,335 --> 00:39:50,270 Hi. 759 00:39:50,271 --> 00:39:54,908 Thanks to you, I showed that professor some teeth. 760 00:39:56,410 --> 00:39:59,279 And? 761 00:40:00,681 --> 00:40:01,715 What's that? 762 00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:04,183 A thank-you doughnut. 763 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:05,618 It worked. 764 00:40:05,619 --> 00:40:07,720 Hmm. 765 00:40:07,721 --> 00:40:09,489 That's good. I'm glad. I mean, I was worried. 766 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,524 You were right and I have housing 767 00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:12,792 and can rip Peach's check up 768 00:40:12,793 --> 00:40:16,629 and generally live to fight another day. 769 00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:19,332 And I wouldn't have had the guts if you hadn't... 770 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,267 So really, thank you. 771 00:40:21,268 --> 00:40:23,903 All I want to do is help, Beck. 772 00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:26,773 I mean, you saw something in me 773 00:40:26,774 --> 00:40:29,676 and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here 774 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,277 and what being a writer means. 775 00:40:31,278 --> 00:40:33,580 It's the most... I mean, it's the only important thing. 776 00:40:33,581 --> 00:40:39,052 And... and you helped me to not lose it. 777 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:45,092 Aren't you gonna look, see if I guessed the right flavor? 778 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:51,998 No bullshit, classic, even old-school, 779 00:40:51,999 --> 00:40:53,633 and secretly better than all those crazy, 780 00:40:53,634 --> 00:40:56,136 trying-too-hard ones. 781 00:40:57,905 --> 00:41:00,873 It is nice to be seen. 782 00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:02,576 It's a good guess. 783 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:08,015 It's good. 784 00:41:20,628 --> 00:41:22,362 Come back here. 785 00:41:34,608 --> 00:41:38,478 So plain glazed, yes. 786 00:41:38,479 --> 00:41:41,281 Noted. 787 00:41:42,716 --> 00:41:44,417 I have to go to class. 788 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:46,787 Have a good class, Beck. 789 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,279 Did you get it? The video? 790 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,748 Maple latte, almond milk, 791 00:42:15,749 --> 00:42:18,985 two Stevia, did I get that right? 792 00:42:18,986 --> 00:42:22,455 Yeah, yeah, I saw the video. 793 00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:25,491 Yes! Yes! 794 00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:26,793 Yes! 795 00:42:29,863 --> 00:42:33,833 Oh, mutually assured destruction. 796 00:42:33,834 --> 00:42:35,668 Let's talk about something first, though. 797 00:42:35,669 --> 00:42:37,837 What you said about Beck 798 00:42:37,838 --> 00:42:40,373 basically being a gold digger... 799 00:42:40,374 --> 00:42:43,543 I was just being honest, that's... that's all. 800 00:42:43,544 --> 00:42:44,944 What you are is wrong. 801 00:42:44,945 --> 00:42:46,946 I'd go so far as to say 802 00:42:46,947 --> 00:42:49,849 you create the problem 803 00:42:49,850 --> 00:42:51,884 when you assume this stuff, 804 00:42:51,885 --> 00:42:54,654 when you treat her like trash. 805 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:58,157 You cast her in a role 806 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:00,960 that isn't her and... And you trap her in it. 807 00:43:00,961 --> 00:43:03,963 Bro, I'm... I'm... I'm done with her. 808 00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:07,433 Say I can trust you. 809 00:43:07,434 --> 00:43:08,835 I've got the video, right? 810 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:12,038 I mean, solid maybe. 811 00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,574 The thing is that doesn't make up for the damage you've done. 812 00:43:14,575 --> 00:43:15,808 I'm sorry. 813 00:43:15,809 --> 00:43:17,210 If it was between me and you, Benji, 814 00:43:17,211 --> 00:43:19,345 honestly, I would roll the dice. 815 00:43:19,346 --> 00:43:20,680 I would. 816 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,183 Like you said, I'm not a killer. 817 00:43:25,419 --> 00:43:28,588 But this... 818 00:43:28,589 --> 00:43:29,989 is about her. 819 00:43:29,990 --> 00:43:32,426 I'm telling... you... 820 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:34,794 I'm scared. 821 00:43:34,795 --> 00:43:37,531 I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 822 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,669 Maple almond latte. 823 00:43:45,272 --> 00:43:47,073 Two Stevia, 824 00:43:47,074 --> 00:43:49,810 two tablespoons of peanut oil. 825 00:43:54,014 --> 00:43:55,782 Could have gone either way. 826 00:43:55,783 --> 00:43:57,884 He's lied about so many things. 827 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:00,887 Who knew the peanut allergy was real? 828 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:18,138 Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.